#Backwards Man

[alllieswithin]

Everything is Backwards––Man Freddy Got Fingered x Everything I Am *Kanye West––Chopped & Screwed by @djddurty*

#everything is backwards #backwards man #freddy got fingered #everything i am #kanye west #tom green #dj premier #bring the noise #chopped and screwed #hip hop #common #beyonce #will.i.am #rip torn #all lies #all lies within #everything

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

so me and the bestie have been binge-playing re2/re4

#also known as Leon S Kennedy and the terrible horrible no good very bad day #y’all this man had seen so many man-made horrors beyond comprehension #playing this backwards going thru re4 like man this guy just isn’t phased and then playing re2 like what the DEVIL IS HAPPENING #NO WONDER HE’S JUST PISSED INSTEAD OF FREAKED OUT #racoon city got him MESSED UP #that’s why his muscles so big they full of TRAUMA #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil 2 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

[cloverconsolass]

This time I want…

U U U U U

Like it’s magnetic 🫶

The boys:

I think ppl forget they are 11 yr old boys and 11 yr old boys act like this sometimes

#dewey duck #dt17 #ducktales #ducktales fanart #fanart #huey dewey and louie #huey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #pixelart #lena sabrewing #violet sabrewing #magic trio #fun fact I drew all their hand’s backwards at first because I was referring to my own hands 💀 #duck trio #11 yr olds r stupid man #mcduck #mcduck family

[hyukqi]

k.t.h. 🩵

drabble of… needy days with taehyun <3

smut, taehyun x reader, fem!reader, subby!mc >_<, meanie dom!taehyun, humiliation, spanking, name-calling, dirty talk

(been ia for a month whoopsies !! rmb when i said i daydreamed about taehyun to get through a power outage ?? ya this is it LMAO enjoy !!!)

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“oh g-god… tae please~~”

"what do you need, pretty girl?" taehyun asks, slowly pulling your panties down. "need my cock in your little cunt?" his fingers slide across your soaked pussy, running against your clit. "need me to fuck you hard and deep?"

nodding with wet tears dripping down your cheeks “p-please.. i..i can’t i need it now!” traces of ruined mascara and lip gloss are smudged across your face, in contrast to his well-maintained look.

"shit, you are so fucking sexy." taehyun groans, his hands rubbing your inner thighs teasingly. “pretty pussy" he murmurs, eyes fixated on your glistening sex, his hand moving to unbuckle his belt. "you want me to fill your tight little cunt up with my seed?" his cock eventually springs free, thick and hard, rubbing against your slick folds. the sight of it makes your mouth water immediately.

after guiding you to lie on your stomach, ass hiked up, taehyun pushes in slowly, feeling your walls stretch around him. he drills his hips deep inside of you until he feels like he’s a part of you, making you his <3

“nghhh—ah!” you can feel your eyes already rolling to the back of your head just from the insertion alone.

he breathes heavily, “there you go, slut… feel me stretching you? see how good it feels having my cock inside your hole? gonna fuck you dumb, mm?” fuck, does he fill you up so good… @_@

lifting his hips, taehyun pulls almost all the way out before slamming back inside you, shoving his cock into your sensitive walls. with a sharp thrust and a wail reaching his ears he grunts out, “you love being fucked like this, don‘t you? god your greedy cunt is so tight.. fuckin’ sucking me in.”

you can only gasp for air between moans, completely consumed by the sensation of being filled by him. “o-oh~! hhah… tyun!!” you find yourself lost in the pleasure from his cock ruining your warm, wet cunt. pretty pussy’s leaking juices onto the bedsheets.. so stupidly eager, aren’t you?

noticing this, taehyun evilly smirks and picks up his pace even further, reaching for your clit with a swipe of his thumb, making you cry out in pleasure as he pumps into you. "you're so fucking wet," he growls, his voice low and rough. "i can feel you dripping all over me. missed me that much?”

“yes..y-yes!! missed you so much tyun! missed your co—mmphh!!!” at this point you were babbling incoherently into the sheets, rendered to nothing but a fucked-out mess.

“thaaat's it, baby. gonna make sure you can’t think about anything but me," taehyun moans, his fingers digging into your hips as he pounded into you harder. his other hand found its way around your body, squeezing your breast roughly.

the sensation was too much for the both of you. your soaking velvety walls dragged across his girth perfectly with each thrust to your gummy spot. you swear birds were circling around your head from just how good taehyun aggressively turned you into his personal cocksleeve.

whining as your head lolls against the mattress, big eyes swelling up with tears that stream down your pretty face. knuckles turning white from how hard you’re gripping the sheets in attempt to stabilize your position, grinding your hips in coordination with taehyun’s thrusts. you hear him hiss from behind as you’re swirling your abused pussy around him.

taehyun’s marveling at the sight before him. he’s got you all spread out completely at his mercy, biting his lip to hold back a moan from watching your pussy engulf him whole. he could tell you’re close by the way you’re creaming on his cock sticky with your juices and clenching repeatedly. a filthy smirk forms on his face as he basks in the sounds of your loud whimpers and cries echoing throughout the room. nasty moans are getting so embarassingly high-pitched. “so fucking noisy… could you be any more louder?” taehyun taunts, his voice deep and harsh.

with cheeks flushing in humiliation and eyes blinking back hot tears, your forehead tilts down. you quickly scramble to shut yourself up by efforts of muffling your moans into your arm and shoving your fingers in your tiny mouth. both attempts were futile as small weak hiccups slipped its way out, and frankly you just sounded more pathetic as ever!

“are you that stupid? did i say to be quiet?”

your body flinches, ears twitching in surprise.

taehyun suddenly grabs a fistful of your hair harshly yanking you up till your back is flushed against his chest and a strained moan creeps up his ears. he leans in closer to whisper, his dick plunged deep into your cervix, “let me hear you, pretty.”

and with that taehyun lets go of your hair, your limp body falling forward, warm walls still fluttering around him, and head n mind oh so fuzzy. almost immediately does he give you a spank to your ass, an imprint of a gorgeous crimson color plastered on your skin.

taehyun’s gaze that was raking down your spine was interrupted by the throw of his head back, a soft hiss at the feeling of a tight clench gripping around the sides of his cock. the intensity of his slap has got you shuddering and spasming, crying out in ecstasy, and toes curling in.

momentarily, taehyun just stares at you almost in a mix of disbelief and amusement, meanly laughing at your pathetic release. “did you just cum from that? hah… maybe i should spank you more often, hm?”

and his pace picks back up, hips fucking you into oblivion, relishing in your screams and legs trembling of overstimulation…

“fucking take it all like a good girl.”

#txt imagines #txt smut #oh to be railed by taehyun #taehyun #taehyun smut #hehe taehyun hehe hes so hot hehe i want him so bad #taehyun x reader #backwards forwards sideways upside down right side up on the moon on the grass on a spaceship in public on a balcony on the beach in the ca #head full of taehyun #well there’s other things that i wish are full of taehyun ;) #MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN #taehyun ohh taehyun oh taehyun hhhhhhhh #I NEED HIM !!!!!!!!! KANG TAEHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEE #writing smut >>>> writing my 2k word essay that’s due in 4 hrs #hyukqi

[thesecretw0rld-blog]

Spot me?

#gay jock #gay butt #gay bum #male bum #male butt #jock bro #backwards hat #gay man #gay pride #gay #jock pits #male muscle #gay fitness #male physique #fit hunk #gay naked #gay men #gay guy #sexy hunk #scruffy gay

[vee-nyx]

to celebrate 8 years since civil war release, let’s review all the ways tony stark was an absolute loser and actually the reason thanos won in infinity war:

created an omnicidal A.I. that the rest of the team warned him against creating

decided that the entire team needed to become government puppets because he felt guilty for creating said A.I. that, once again, NO ONE SUPPORTED HIM IN MAKING

(also the reason bucky was forced back into the fight bc tony caused sokovia and thus caused zemo’s need for revenge but i digress on that pt)

when members of the team who can’t disconnect from their abilities raised concerns about how the accords dehumanized them, he had them arrested or locked them in his tower

bribed (yes, bribed) a child into fighting on his side because he knew he was outmatched

instructed vision to shoot sam out of the sky and then shot sam point-blank when he avoided the blast that would’ve left him severely injured AND LANDED TO HELP THE PERSON IT HIT

wanda on the raft. this is its own point. he let her be restrained and collared like a fucking DOG as if he hadn’t already done enough damage in her life (killing her parents & brother)

proceeded to break the accords THAT HE HELPED WRITE to chase cap across the globe because he felt left out of the action

blamed a brainwashed pow for BEING FORCED to kill the starks AGAINST HIS WILL and proceeded to BLOW HIS ARM OFF and ATTEMPT TO KILL HIM DESPITE KNOWING THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIS CHOICE

mocked natasha’s trauma because she dared to disagree with his methods (he is, in fact, incapable of letting go of his ego for one goddamn second)

even after receiving an apology, refused to contact cap for three years despite KNOWING about the threat of thanos

in conclusion,

#fuck tony stark #til it’s backwards #so embarrassing to be team iron man after witnessing the fallout of this dumbassery #team cap #5ever #mcu #marvel #captain america #steve rogers #bucky barnes #peter parker #sam wilson #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #avengers #cacw #ca:cw #captain america: civil war #anti tony stark #age of ultron #avengers infinity war

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I feel like Ganke takes pictures and he be like 'Miles pose' and Miles be posing like this

#is it just me but inner city teen boys LOVE backwards hats #not even just Miles42 #both of them #NERDS #Miles thinks he's so cool 😭 #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miles 42 #earth 42 miles

[xray-vex]

[source]

#rhys darby #stede bonnet #ofmd bts #ofmd s2 bts #mermaid stede #mer-stede #none of the words i have are in any religious text anywhere from any era of human history #all of the words i have sound like a record playing backwards and there is a hidden satanic message #a man so beautiful i started crying (in my pants 🍆💦) #blond goldfish mermaid man save me

[boyfridged]

other people struggling to recognise jason post-res, sure. but-- jason coming back to gotham and keep walking into dead ends because some parts of the city plan shifted just a bit when it got rebuilt after the events of "no man's land." jason getting lost in the manor; jason opening the door to where his room once would be, finding it to be just a carbon copy of other guest bedrooms. jason struggling to read bruce's expressions because they used to be so much more open. jason surprised at the ruthlessness of minor villains who used to just stick to their gimmicks but now are dedicated serial killers and terrorists. jason being scolded by batman for not following a protocol that he does not know of during a rare team up... etc... etc... so what follows is not quite relearning; relearning assumes a certain level of previous familiarity he does no longer possess... the city got colder, and crueler. but it's his home. he can keep up. he can even be two steps ahead (the relativity of distance is a problem. ahead might look dangerously like behind. but trust him, he knows what he's doing.) the new rules can be broken before he finds out about them. he won't be surprised about his bedroom being no more if he never wanted to go back there in the first place. no need to read into bruce's expressions; they obviously convey the worst. minor rogues can be disposed of before they turn out to pose real danger. and that dead end, the wall? nothing an explosive won't fix when he's in a hurry.

#i originally was going to use calendar man as an example for lesser villains turning more brutal but idk what's going on with him #i remember him from moench's run where he was more of a tool for bigger names than a true rogue #idk at what point he actually started murdering people #the long halloween?? perhaps. i don't like this book i don't remember #<- i just wanted to use him as an example btw i don't think jason had anything to do with him since pre-crisis. #anyway. i get why jay thinks everyone is crazy and not him. #jay.zip #jay.txt #walking backwards #the worst thing about love

[doriandrifting]

Oh my god I thought I was done being pissed at the Noah Schnapp video, but Crutches&Spice who worked in marketing made a video and talked about how Noah’s statement wasn’t just written by a marketing firm, but seemingly had input from a zionist political organization. One of the key tells was Noah stuttering over Palestine, which most people noticed. It wasn’t a simple mistake—he corrected himself halfway through saying “friends from Palestine” to “friends from Palestinian backgrounds” because the goal was again to make sure not to affirm Palestine as a state.

#noah schnapp #antizionism #Steve may have learned to crawl backwards but this man excels in backpedaling

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 1 | Ray's Apology

Why does this feel like foreshadowing? WHY? WHY?! (I'm screaming into the abyss).

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #ray x sand #sand x ray #raysan #sandray #khaofirst #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #all you have to do to win sand over is be sincere #this man is going to be bending backwards for ray

[nateezfics]

#man his arms out and cap backwards and suddenly i have ZERO dignity #got me SHAMELESS #like what in the fuck boy au ??!?!?? #the backwards cap #the chain and jewelry #the black tank #the tat #my legs have never been wider #spread so far open i don’t think I can close them atp #hongjoong smut #hongjoong hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[meninfull]

#men in full #grown up men #sexy bearded man #male pecs #backwards baseball cap

[turtletoads]

a person asked for the jail fit crocs so. here 

#love me a man in uniform #no cigars in the joint so how's my disgusting little guy gonna get his fix?? #my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #one piece #one piece fanart #sir crocodile #one piece crocodile #OH ignore the backwards stump... my dumbass forgot to flip the canvas back

[sunnykeysmash]

Man of words

#s16 spoilers #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #macdennis #analysis #parallels #I didn't exactly know how to name this thread but i had some scattered thoughts on it #dennis is the one mac depends on to define things. he's the man of words. but this situation is very limiting #firstly because mac can't read subtext. and dennis will rarely be open in his words. but he also doesn't know everything. #cant define everything. and by forcing the situation to have dennis speak for both. what actually happens is mac gets silenced #and when mac cant speak. no one besides dennis can ever possibly understand him. and that is very isolating. because den wont be open. cant #but they trust each other. theyre following each other's lead. and they're missing the right words #den defines his own self worth in the relationship by being able to have the right words. mac is the man of action! after all #but if mac learns to speak for himself. if mac doesn't depend on den (chokes). if mac is noticed for his appearance as den becomes insecure #(''what if my shirt falls off?'') what does den have left for mac? but mac will fall for him no matter what. #''make up or not you are the golden god! it's all about what's in here💗'' #maybe words arent necessary anymore. dont ask just do. and mac's the man of action... OR IS HE. #mac doesn't really act now does he. they got it backwards. don't they? mac got a lot better with his words in time... #idk lots to think about let me know what u think lolll #threads

[min0uet]

#1 thing i'm most afraid abt in the revival is the candace characterization actually bc we are in a paradox here

fact: candace's endless torment was part of the backbone of the show, one of the constants that kept the plot structure going. phineas and ferb must always do something new. candace and doofenshmirtz must always lose. any exceptions to these rules can't be permanent. status quo must be upheld.

fact: candace against the universe's character development seemed to finally be breaking this cycle. candace isn't alone anymore, she's letting go of her obsession to see the support that was always there for her and thus she's escaped her sisyphean cycle. to go back to the old status quo after this would be massively unsatisfying.

fact: the reboot is supposed to take place AFTER candace against the universe.

so what do we do now

#i almost deleted this it didnt super feel like i have a point to make but i went to the effort of typing it out so. #i mean the solution seems to be to have candace join in with her brothers in the reboot but im worried the show wont break that status quo #like that change would be really huge i just dont know if theyll do it #but if we backpedaled on the events of candace against the universe it would be a huge loss and just really tiring to go backwards #idk man. idk #phineas and ferb #candace flynn #pnf tag #harold.txt