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[ruthlesslistener]

Really hating this trend I've been seeing lately with people refusing to fix their pets. Idc if you think spaying/neutering is 'unnatural' or whatever, there's no reason why your dog should still have his balls unless you're breeding- and given the overpopulation of cats and dogs and full shelters, your dog shouldn't be breeding either. This isn't some sort of 'oh if you're a good enough owner its not a problem' thing either, you being the 'alpha dog' ain't gonna stop him from losing his damn mind if he smells a bitch in heat. His balls are not worth the behavior problems, believe me

#as for bitches i cannot comprehend wanting to risk the uterine cancer from an unbred female #or the fucking vaginal bleeding #like fuckin why. why would you risk that and put diapers on a dog when you can just spay them. #its healthier in the long run ffs just swallow your pride and fork over the damn money

[scoops-stevie-archive]

the "eddie feeds trailer park raccoons" posts made me remember my tags on this post so i cleaned them up and made this ✨

wayne takes him hunting one season and while eddie doesn't particularly enjoy waking up before the sun and bundling himself in camouflage and traffic cone orange on a saturday, he does enjoy a good homecooked meal made with meat you hunted yourself. makes him feel good about what's going into his body (though you'll never hear him pass up burger king, especially if someone else is paying.)

eddie's got himself a hefty prize pile going in the sled they brought, made up of smaller game.

(he's only a little disappointed it isn't deer season.)

wayne's grumpy about it and says eddie's got an advantage because of his age and his eyesight being better. normally, they'd be in the woods from sunup to sundown, but wayne's gotta work the next day, a rare day shift, so they call it quits around three pm. wayne gets his last shot in and he goes to pick the animal up, lamenting the lack of a retriever dog as his knees crack and pop, when he hears a rustling in a nearby tree trunk.

ah shit.

a tiny, furry grey head pops up and wayne doesn't figure it's old enough to fend for itself yet. he motions for eddie with a flick of his fingers and puts them to his lips. he drops the body in the sled as eddie scruffs the raccoon kit and lifts it from the tree so it doesn’t put up a fight and scratch or bite him. they're strapped for cash enough as it is and rabies shots are expensive.

"what do we do with it?" he asks, holding the thing up to eye level. it can't be more than a couple months old, still completely dependent on its mother for survival.

wayne sighs and starts packing their gear. "got a buddy who works at the rehab center. we'll take it there and see if they can do anything."

the drive there, eddie keeps the little thing tucked into his coat. the middle of january still brings cold snaps and snow and the animal is shivering despite its thick winter fur. eddie thinks it's kind of cute.

they were right about the raccoon's age; around three months, wayne's buddy estimates from her weight. she's a female, which delights eddie for a reason he can't explain. after she's got her shots, he tells them that, legally, they need a permit to keep her, but since he and wayne go back a ways, he can let a few things slide.

so they go home and dig out an old cage to keep her in until she stops growling and hissing at them when they get close to her. she lives off a diet of eggs mixed in milk and has to be bottle fed. it's eddie's favorite part of the day because he gets to hold her and he thinks she's getting used to it because she stops trying to squirm out of his arms and doesn't bite him as often.

he calls in a favor to nancy and asks if her mom has any of holly's baby onesies and she is rightfully curious.

"it's for a raccoon."

"....right."

he dresses her up and thankfully, nancy brings diapers (he doesn't ask how awkward that particular shopping trip was) because the baby has started treating the trailer like her bathroom and wayne's already threatened to throw her back out into the woods if he has to clean up another mess. so she walks around the place in her little onesie and diaper like the little trailer park princess she is and everyone knows who she belongs to. max has already claimed the spot for cool aunt.

eddie has to stop himself from buying a secondhand stroller.

unfortunately, eddie's spent the last couple weeks so caught up in the thrill of being a single parent, he forgets that he's not actually single at all.

steve pulls into the trailer park on a cold, cloudy day and before he can even get a foot out the car, he's greeted by a raccoon wearing a pastel pink baby onesie with white lace frills that's clearly meant for a human baby. he blinks down at it, visibly confused, and looks around to see where it came from.

the trailer door opens and his boyfriend is yelling with all the energy of an exasperated parent, hands on his hips and a dish rag thrown over one shoulder, a baby bottle in one hand,

"jezebel munson, you get your furry lil hind end back inside this trailer right now!"

as if the raccoon understood, it toddles toward the porch steps and eddie moves aside to let it pass, pointing inside. "straight to the couch, little missy!"

steve slowly follows behind her and stops at the last step, watching as the animal climbs a jerry rigged set of steps next to the couch.

"eddie. what the hell."

eddie turns to grin down at him, hands still on his hips. "stevie, we're parents now! meet your daughter, jezebel."

steve can only sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose before accepting his fate and going inside for father daughter bonding time.

#cj talks #cj writes #eds #eddie munson: trailer park raccoon feeder #eddie munson #steddie #i know nothing about raccoons other than they eat cat food #and are mostly nocturnal (unless they have nursing kits) #i loved writing this so much #jezebel munson #steddie ficlet

[puppy-steve]

wayne takes him hunting one season and while eddie doesn’t particularly enjoy waking up before the sun and bundling himself in camouflage and traffic cone orange on a saturday, he does enjoy a good homecooked meal made with meat you hunted yourself. makes him feel good about what’s going into his body (though you’ll never hear him pass up burger king, especially if someone else is paying.)

eddie’s got himself a hefty prize pile going in the sled they brought, made up of smaller game.

(he’s only a little disappointed it isn’t deer season.)

wayne’s grumpy about it and says eddie’s got an advantage because of his age and his eyesight being better. normally, they’d be in the woods from sunup to sundown, but wayne’s gotta work the next day, a rare day shift, so they call it quits around three pm. wayne gets his last shot in and he goes to pick the animal up, lamenting the lack of a retriever dog as his knees crack and pop, when he hears a rustling in a nearby tree trunk.

ah shit.

a tiny, furry grey head pops up and wayne doesn’t figure it’s old enough to fend for itself yet. he motions for eddie with a flick of his fingers and puts them to his lips. he drops the body in the sled as eddie scruffs the raccoon kit and lifts it from the tree so it doesn’t put up a fight and scratch or bite him. they’re strapped for cash enough as it is and rabies shots are expensive.

“what do we do with it?” he asks, holding the thing up to eye level. it can’t be more than a couple months old, still completely dependent on its mother for survival.

wayne sighs and starts packing their gear. “got a buddy who works at the rehab center. we’ll take it there and see if they can do anything.”

the drive there, eddie keeps the little thing tucked into his coat. the middle of january still brings cold snaps and snow and the animal is shaking despite its thick winter fur. eddie thinks it’s kind of cute.

they were right about the raccoon’s age; around three months, wayne’s buddy estimates from her weight. she’s a female, which delights eddie for a reason he can’t explain. after she’s got her shots, he tells them that, legally, they need a permit to keep her, but since he and wayne go back a ways, he can let a few things slide.

so they go home and dig out an old cage to keep her in until she stops growling and hissing at them when they get close to her. she lives off a diet of eggs mixed in milk and has to be bottle fed. it’s eddie’s favorite part of the day because he gets to hold her and he thinks she’s getting used to it because she stops trying to squirm out of his arms and doesn’t bite him as often. (there's a photo on the fridge of eddie covered in ban-aids and holding her in one arm, giving the camera a thumbs up with the other, a giant grin on his face. 'progress!' is written on the bottom.)

he calls in a favor to nancy and asks if her mom has any of holly’s baby clothes and she is rightfully curious.

“it’s for a raccoon.”

“….right.”

he dresses her up and thankfully, nancy brings diapers (he doesn’t ask how awkward that particular shopping trip was) because the baby has started treating the trailer like her bathroom and wayne’s already threatened to throw her back out into the woods if he has to clean up another mess. so she walks around the place in her little onesie and diaper like the little trailer park princess she is and everyone knows who she belongs to. max has already claimed the spot for cool aunt.

eddie has to stop himself from buying a secondhand stroller.

unfortunately, he's spent the last couple weeks so caught up in the thrill of being a single parent, he forgets that he’s not actually single at all.

steve pulls into the trailer park on a cold, cloudy day and before he can even get a foot out the car, he’s greeted by a raccoon wearing a pastel pink onesie with white lace frills that’s clearly meant for a human baby. he blinks down at it, visibly confused, and looks around to see where it came from.

the trailer door suddenly opens and his boyfriend is yelling with all the energy of an exasperated parent, hands on his hips and a dish rag thrown over one shoulder, a baby bottle in one hand,

“jezebel munson, you get your furry lil hind end back inside this trailer right now!”

as if the raccoon understood, it toddles toward the porch steps and eddie moves aside to let it pass, pointing inside. “straight to the couch, little missy!”

steve slowly follows behind her and stops at the last step, watching as the animal climbs a jerry-rigged set of steps next to the couch.

“eddie. what the hell.”

eddie turns to grin down at him, hands still on his hips. "we're parents now, stevie! meet your daughter, jezebel.”

steve can only sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose before accepting his fate and going inside for father daughter bonding time.

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[biolizardboils]

Presenting, for possibly the first time anywhere on the entire Internet... the Official 3-D Hypno-Ring instruction manual!

Transcription and extra notes under the cut!

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OFFICIAL 3-D Hypno-Ring™ Instruction Manual

WARNING: Improper use of this ring may result in irreversible mental disturbances and severe psychological trauma. Keep out of reach of mad scientists and evil geniuses.

©1997 The Li’l Wiseguy Novelty Co.

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⚡ WELCOME to the WONDERFUL WORLD of HYPNOSIS! ⚡

In this booklet, you’ll learn how to use your new 3-D Hypno-Ring to amaze your friends, control your enemies, and rule the world!

[NOTE: This ring is for entertainment purposes only. The Li’l Wiseguy Novelty Company hereby disclaims all responsibility for any global conquests which may result from the use or misuse of the 3-D Hypno-Ring.]

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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put the 3-D Hypno-Ring on your finger—DANGER: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE RING! 2. Ask a friend to stare directly into the ring. 3. Slowly move the ring back and forth. 4. Instruct your friend to stare deeper and deeper into the ring. Say the word “deeper” over and over again, very slowly.

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5 [sic] Tell your friend that he or she is getting very sleepy. Say the words “very sleepy” again and again, slower and slower. 6. When your friend closes his or her eyes, say these words: “You are under my spell. When I snap my fingers, you will obey my every command!” 7. Now have some fun! Turn them into a dog...or a banana. Tell them to do all your homework from now on...

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...or make ‘em clean your room. Use your imagination- it’s fun! 8. [sic] To safely bring a person out of a trance, just snap your fingers, then give them a hug.

DO NOT POUR WATER ON THEIR HEADS!

[DANGER: The 3-D Hypno Ring [sic] may have an opposite effect on adult females. Who knew?]

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Caution: The 3-D Hypno Ring may cause headaches, nausea, runny nose, diaper rash, watery eyes, post-nasal drip, upset stomach, nervousness, sleeplessness, loss of appetite, increased appetite, hiccups, hives, tunnel vision, projectile diarrhea, gingivitis, temporary hallucinations, irreversible brain damage, halitosis, fever, dizziness, excessive hair growth on the shoulders and upper back, sore throat, coughing, interest in yoga, pink-eye, tennis elbow, runner’s knee, athlete’s foot, bowler’s belly, pitcher’s mound, secretaries’ day, author’s misanthropism, dejà vu...

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...dejà vu, stiffness in joints, stubbed toes, weeping, gnashing of teeth, drooling, snoring, severe belching and flatulence, vertigo, receding hairline, dandruff, ring-around-the-collar, stuffy nose, sneezing, tingling in extremities, achy-breaky heart, stinky-winky feet, split ends, profuse sweating, an uncontrollable urge to watch Bette Midler movies, paranoia, ingrown toenails, and/or chapped lips.

It’s Fun for the Whole Family!

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WARNING!!!

Whatever you do, don’t pour water on anybody’s head while they are in a trance! This will cause the hypnotized person to slip back and forth from trance to reality whenever they hear the sound of fingers snapping.

TM &© 2001 Day [sic] Pilkey

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Notes:

This thing is 4 pages longer than I expected (including the front and back “covers”)?? To think that this vital statistic went undocumented for so long...

The 2001 copyright date on the package sticker has been visible in photos for years; despite this, I’ve hesitated on pinning this as the Ring’s production date. The mention of the Works-Opposite-On-Women thing makes me more confident that the manual, at least, was added to the package in 2001, perhaps close to or after Book 5 dropped that August. (I’d still say the Ring itself is still up in the air, given the multiple claims of it being given out as early as 1997. Which brings up some more questions: Did those early Rings come with a different manual and sticker, or none at all?)

Speaking of the Works-Opposite-On-Women thing, the wording of “may” kills me fghjf. It’s like the Company found this glaring malfunction during testing and went “oh well, off to mass production!” No wonder they got shut down lol

The back cover looks exactly as it appeared in Book 1, down to the sentence breaks! The only addition is the copyright info on the right side.

I’ve been laughing at “Day Pilkey” for 20 minutes now lol. I thought of correcting all the typos in my transcription, but they’re cute to me so I left them in

Somehow it never occurred to me that Dav himself might’ve written this manual. The long list of silly side-effects is a big giveaway. There’s little guarantee he’ll remember the answer after all this time, but it’s a question I’ll be keeping in mind just in case.

The Ring itself is so tiny that I’m scared to wear it fhgjghj, it might get stuck past my knuckle or even break! Also I can’t snap my fingers so it’s not like I could use it anyway

Besides the Black Lenticular Spiral/Red Light-Up Spiral thing, there’s another small difference between this Ring and the Movie-era one. This one has “3-D” printed vertically on its shoulders and “Hypno-Ring” printed horizontally on its halo; the Movie one has the full name on its halo, minus the hyphen between 3 and D. (Look up “ring anatomy” if that sentence doesn’t make sense.)

The package is resealable, so I’ve put everything back in. I’ll be storing it in the little plastic chest I keep my first-edition CU books in, away from excess heat, excess light, and—most importantly—the wrong hands!

I’ve been waiting 20 years to get my hands on this thing. (Well, okay, first I stewed about it for about 1-3 years as a kid, then forgot about it for 11, then suddenly remembered it and stewed for 6 more, but you get this gist.) It’s nuts to finally hold it in my hands, let alone be the first to preserve a piece of it. Let this be a lesson to all: no matter how long it takes or how silly it is, your personal Holy Grail still exists for the taking... though it might cost over 40 bucks!

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[femdomliterature]

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ASS WORSHIP. Turn around, bend over and make him demonstrate how he would kiss your ass and worship it. One of the most powerful forms of humiliation, you should make him plant kisses on each cheek, wiggle them and slap them gently. Grabbing your ass cheeks and jiggling them in his face with his nose buried in your backside is also a good idea.

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SPH. The best way to hurt any man is to ridicule his dick size. All men want to have a big cock to pleasure a woman so insult him about how small it is. Really lay it on him and be as brutal as you can. Make him measure it against baby carrots or match boxes and laugh and point at it. Be sure to tell him no woman want dicks as small as his.

FORCED FEMINISATION. Make him dress as a woman. Who cares how humiliating it is for him. Dress him in stockings, suspenders, panties, frilly dress and wig with full make up.

ANAL TRAINING. Make him insert dildos, vibrators or cucumbers up his ass. Make him stretch that fuck hole to the max for you. Train him to receive cocks for you so you can pimp him out.

PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Make him go out in public dressed as a woman, or wearing just panties or make him walk around the house naked.

CHASTITY. Become his online chastity keyholder and lock his cock away in a plastic cage and cut off all his sexual relief. Make him beg, plead and grovel to be allowed to cum. Then deny him any way and laugh at him as his face drops in a crestfallen look.

ADULT BABY. Make him wear a diaper and maybe a baby bonnet. Have him suck on a pacifier. Make him go number 1 or number 2 in his diaper and then sit in it. Talk to him in baby speak and make him respond in kind.

SPEECH DEPRIVATION. Forbid him from speaking. Don’t let him utter one word and instead make him grunt. For added humiliation, have him carry a squeaky dog toy and squeak once for yes and twice for no.

ORGASM DENIAL. Make him wank and edge over and over but don’t let him cum. Make him stop just at the edge and watch him crumble in tears and beg and plead to be allowed to orgasm. Keep him like this for as long as you like.

COLLAR HIM. Make him wear a leather slave collar and snap a padlock on it. Make him feel owned and be sure to point it out to him. For added humiliation, make him wear a pink one!

PIMP HIM OUT. Make him submit an online profile to be pimped out to horny guys as a cheap fuck or a slutty mouth to suck off random strangers.

BOOT WORSHIP. Make him show you how he would lick every inch of your leather thigh high boots. Tell you how beautiful they are and how much he adores them.

CBT. Any mans most treasured possession is his junk so making a male slave abuse them on a cock and ball torture webcam session is a humiliating experience. Slapping them, punching them or clipping clothe pegs to them.

WRITE ON HIMSELF. Have him write humiliating slogans on his body in lipstick or marker pen. Things like “small cock loser” “Cum slut” or “I am a sissy faggot”

BLACKMAIL. Make him take embarrassing pictures and then threaten to show them to the world by posting them online.

FINANCIAL DOMINATION. Make him give you access to all his money and leave him nothing to live on for himself. He will need to survive on basic foods with precious little for heat or electric.

SING. Make him stand and sing to you. This is even more humiliating if the song has actions.

TAN LINES. Make him wear a bra and then sunbathe all day. The outline of the bra will be extremely humiliating for him to have so be sure to constantly point it out during your femdom webcams session. He will also find it humiliating trying to change at the gym.

FEMALE CLOTHES. Make him wear a female blouse to the office or a pair of panties or a thong that constantly rides over his trousers. Have him take pictures of him at work to show you. All of his colleague’s will laugh at him. Hilarious for you!

SPLOSH. Make him pour cold custard, cream or milk over himself or have him splash pies and cakes into his body and crush them till he is covered in food. Then make him eat it all up.

FORCED BI. Force him to watch gay porn and tell you how much he wants to suck their cocks or have them fuck him. Make him be on his knees and worship their male bodies and how he wants to take their spunk down his throat.

BODY COMPARISON. Show him pictures of muscle bound hunks with tans and rippling biceps and then make him comment on his own flabby, balding, sweaty pasty physique.

SENSORY DEPRIVATION. Make him plug his ears so he is deaf and then shout and insult him and he won’t have a clue what you are saying about him or have him wear a blindfold and then do things to leave him wondering what you are up to. It is especially humiliating if you make him listen to you masturbate and orgasm while he can’t see and/or hear you.

FORCED FOOD EATING. Make him pour dog food into a bowl and then eat it from the floor. Or custard and spit. Any disgusting combos you can think of are humiliating for your sub to consume so be creative. For added humiliation, make him beg to eat it and then thank you afterwards.

DROOLING. Make him attach a clothes peg to his tongue and then talk to you till he is drooling all over himself. Then make him talk some more.

MOUTH SOAPING. A good one for slaves who answer back. Make him place a bar of soap in his mouth and hold it. Within minutes the taste will make him screw his face up. Make him hold it for 20 minutes. For added effect, make him rub the soap along his tongue or against his teeth.

BODY FOOD EATING. Have him smear peanut butter or mayonnaise all over his ass and his balls. Then make him smudge it in and then scoop it off and eat it. Laugh at him as he gags.

DOUBLE DOMINATION. Have another strict dominatrix enter your session and you can both laugh at him and make him perform for you. Give him contradicting commands that are impossible to please both of you. Having two beautiful women laugh and humiliate him is extremely degrading.

TOILET CLEANING. Make him lick the toilet with his tongue or use his toothbrush to scrub it spot less.

TOILET PERMISSION. Make him ask you for permission to use the bathroom. Have him text or enter your private bdsm cams online room and beg for permission to go pee.

PUPPY PLAY. Make him stay on all fours and act like a dog. Make him yelp or bark but never speak. Have him throw a toy then fetch it and beg for food. Make him roll over on his back for a tummy tickle.

BUTT PLUG. Make him wear a plug up his ass at all times. Make him stand up and laugh at him as he gingerly tries to sit down.

BUTT PLUG SUCKING. After the plug has been up his ass for a while, make him suck on it and lick it clean.

SUPERVISED MASTURBATION. Make him kneel in front of you and jerk off. Lean in close and insult him about his cock size and how pathetic he is. Call him a wanker and how disgusting he looks. Laugh as he can’t perform or if he gets soft.

CUM EATING INSTRUCTIONS. Have him ejaculate and then lick up all his mess. His hand, a plate or whatever. Or make him do it over a meal and then eat it all up.

CORNER TIME. Force him to stand with his nose pressed in the corner. Make him stand there for ages and ignore him. Especially effective if he has just been spanked and his cheeks are burning.

HEAD SHAVING. Get him to shave his head completely bald. Have him totally shave off ALL his head hair till it totally bare. Then laugh at him and point out how stupid and ridiculous he looks.

TEMPORARY TATTOOS. Have your male slave get a tattoo with your name on it or that you belong to him. Or even just something humiliating like “cock lover”.

SISSY PANTIES ONLY. Get him to burn all his male underwear and jockeys and make him only wear women’s underwear. The sluttier the better!

SIT DOWN PEEING. Make him sit down to pee at all times. Never allow him to stand up. This is a very humiliating experience for a male, to be made to pee like a woman.

FORCED ORGASM. The opposite of orgasm denial, when he has cum, make him keep wanking. Don’t let him stop and make him get hard again straight away and cum again. Repeat till he is crying and begging to be allowed to stop.

DILDO ONLY ORGASM. Don’t let him touch his dick. Instead, make him shove a dildo up his ass and massage his own prostate till he ejaculates.

RUINED ORGASM. Don’t let him cum properly. Make him get to the point of no return and then take his hand off as he begins to spurt. You will be laughing as his face drops while his orgasm slips away without him getting any satisfaction.

WATCHED ORGASM. Deny him the right to touch himself and instead make him sit on his hands and watch as you enjoy a nice, long wank yourself. Make him sit the whole time till you cum loudly.

#femlit #female led relationship

[blueberiiisdove]

—𝓡𝓔𝓠𝓤𝓔𝓢𝓣𝓢 𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓡𝓤𝓛𝓔𝓢’!

fandoms i'm currently writing for:

Bungou stray dogs and Honkai star rail.

Note : I’ve caught up on both of these anime and manga, and I’ll also write for blue lock eventually!

Will not write : Piss kink , Food kink , Male pregnancy (That shit gets me uhh grossed out.) , Incest (Stepest is fine though!) , noncon (Dubcon is fine!) , feet fetish, Character x oc , character x character , Period sex , Sexual harassment or sexual assault , Adults in diapers , whipping , shoe licking , aging up minors , Tsundere , sex during pregnancy , Sexual harassment etc.

Rules/Do not interact

You have to be AT-LEAST 14 since I like talking to people who are older than 15 though it’s alright if 14-17 as long as you don’t request NSFW.

Do not interact if your are fucking homophobic , transphobic , xenophobic , Islamophobic , sexiest , Rasict and an isreal supporter stay fucking away from me you fucking zionist.

I do Gn and Female reader, I don’t do Male Reader sadly. :( but I can write Female to male reader!!!

Don’t request to me Nsfw and you’re a fucking Minor.

Just to remind you, Nsfw Isn’t everything in my blog I do also Angst and Fluff that my moots enjoy since they’re minors!

Please don’t rush, I take time finishing requests since I have a life outside of tumblr so be at least patient for once.

I can ignore your request if I want to, since I can tell if your read my rules or not.

Wanna be my mutual?

Just ask “can I be your mutual” and i obviously can’t refuse and accept it! Or if we interacted alot than yea I’ll follow you back!

How to break the mutual?

Just block me, make sure it’s hard block though my dearest!

If I ever block you, why?

I mean, its a rare chance for me to break it since I love my mooties sm!! Though, if I ever feel to uncomfortable around you ( I don’t feel uncomfortable about dirty jokes, in fact I love them! And wired names as jokes like zaddy , kitten whiskers , etc! )…I might as well have to block you :( . Or you’re a minor who is interacting with my NSFW posts.

You may now read Masterlists

#request rules #rules #blog rules

[5ummit]

List of 400+ Kinks & Tropes

Below is an alphabetized and roughly categorized list every major kink, trope, and sex act used in fiction that I can think of (and I can think of quite a few). It certainly doesn’t have everything, but I’ve never found a more comprehensive list.

This list came about because I wanted to create a survey for my friend group so we could figure out exactly what we each like and dislike in our fiction for the purpose of gift fics, exchanges, and reccing. Is it normal to ask your friends how they feel about felching and mpreg and cannibalism? Probably not, but it sure is fun learning new things about each other and it’s good information to have if you want to write a fic for someone!

To make the list easier to navigate I've broken it down into the following sections (note many kinks and tropes could fit in multiple categories but I did my best to group them where I thought they made the most sense):

general sex acts

general sex types and locations

bodily fluids and excretions

body and body modification

clothing

BDSM

pain, torture, and horror

dub-con, non-con, and unhealthy dynamics

alternate universes

misc kinks

misc tropes and genres

Feel free to use this list to create your own surveys or as a reference for writing challenges, drawing inspiration, or whatever you want!

General Sex Acts

anal fingering

anal fisting

anal sex

blowjobs

cunnilingus

deep throating

double penetration

face fucking

face sitting

facials

handjobs

intercrural sex

masturbation

pegging

rimming

scissoring

threesome/multi-partner

toys - dildos

toys - plugs

toys - vibrators

vaginal fingering

vaginal fisting

vaginal sex

69ing

General Sex Types & Locations

angry sex/hatefucking

car sex

casual sex/fuck buddies

distant/distracted sex

drunk sex

gentle sex

mirror sex

phone sex

pool/bathtub sex

public sex

rough sex

safe sex

sex against a wall

sexting

shower sex

sleepy sex

Bodily Fluids & Excretions

bladder desperation

blood

bukkake

creampie

cum play

diapers

drool/drooling

lactation - female

lactation - male

felching

flatulence

menstrual blood

scat

snot/mucus

snowballing (cum swapping)

spit as lube

spitting in mouth

sweat

swallowing blood

swallowing cum

swallowing urine

tears/crying

vomit/vomiting

watersports

Body & Body Modification

anal gaping

anal prolapse

armpits

ass worship

belly/throat bulge

body hair

body worship

breast worship

cock worship

enemas

feeding/stuffing

fingers in mouth

feet

footjob

hair brushing/braiding

hair cutting

hair pulling

hickies

inflation

mpreg

nipple play

piercings - body

piercings - facial

piercings - genital

pregnancy

scars

shaving

tattoos

titty fucking

weight gain

Clothing

boot aesthetics

boot licking

boot stepping

clothed sex

corsets

costumes

crossdressing

formal wear

gloves

high heels

jewelry

latex

leather

lingerie

makeup

military uniforms

slutty clothes

underwear/panties

BDSM

aftercare

anal hooks

bathroom permission

begging

blindfolds

bondage - heavy

bondage - light

brat taming

breathplay

cages

chastity devices

cock rings

cockwarming

collar - dog

collar - choke

collar - prong

collar - shock

collaring - private

collaring - public

consensual non-consent (CNC)

daddy kink

discipline

dom female

dom male

edging

electric stimulation

forced orgasms

free use

fucking machine

gag - ball/bit

gag - medical/dental

gag - ring/spider

gag - phallic

gag - tape

hand feeding

handcuffs

harem

harnesses

hoods

human furniture

humiliation - private

humiliation - public

kink negotiations

kneeling

leashes

master/slave

masks/muzzles

orgasm denial

pet play

punishment

roleplay - adult baby

roleplay - ageplay

roleplay - animal

roleplay - hunter/prey

roleplay - medical

roleplay - teacher/student

role reversal

sadism/masochism

safewords

sensation play

sensory deprivation

shibari/rope art

slave/pet training

sounding

spreader bar

straightjackets

submissive female

submissive male

suspension

temperature play

tickling

traffic light system

Pain, Torture & Horror

amputation

beating

biting

blood as lube

blood loss

bloodplay

body horror

branding

broken bones

bruises

burns

caning

cannibalism

choking

cock & ball torture (CBT)

dislocation

electrocution

eye trauma

fear

figging

fingernail removal

fire play

flaying/skinning

fuckpotato (quad amputee)

genital mutilation

gore

head injury

interrogation

knife play

medical experimentation

mental torture

mouth sewn shut

necrophilia

needles

nipple clamps

nullification/castration

pain - extreme

pain - moderate

pain play

painful sex

poisoning

riding crops

scratching - deep

scratching - light

self-asphyxiation

self-cutting

self-mutilation

slapping - face

slapping - genitals

snuff/murder kink

spanking

starvation

suffocation/asphyxiation

suicidal thoughts

suicide

teeth pulling

tongue trauma/removal

tsumification

vore

waterboarding

waxplay

whipping

wounds - major

wounds - minor

woundfucking

Dub-Con, Non-Con & Unhealthy Dynamics

abuse - child

abuse - emotional

abuse - physical

abuse - verbal

brainwashing

codependency

coercion/blackmail

conditioning

dehumanization

domestic violence

drugging

forced crossdressing

forced enema

forced feeding

forced infantilism

forced masturbation

forced pregnancy

forced servitude

forced verbal feminization

fuck or die

gang rape

gaslighting

grooming/manipulation

hypnotism

issues - addiction

issues - body image

issues - food

issues - mental health

issues - self-esteem

kidnapping/abduction

lima syndrome

mind break

mind control

mutual non-con

non-con bondage

non-con hair cutting

non-con piercing

non-con tattoos

non-con touching

non-con somnophilia

power imbalance

rape with an object

rape victim female

rape victim male

rapist female

rapist male

sex pollen

stockholm syndrome

stuck & fucked/kabeshiri

Alternate Universes

alpha/beta/omega

animal-human hybrids

coffee shop

college

crossover/fusion

dystopian

fantasy/supernatural

gender swap

high school

historical

modern

no powers

pornstar/camstar

prison

royalty

sex worker/hooker

trans character

Misc Kinks

age difference

aphrodisiacs

barebacking

bestiality

breeding/impregnation

claiming/marking

cock milking

competence kink

coming in pants

coming on command

coming untouched

consensual somnophilia

cuddling

degradation

dirty talk

drug use

erotic dancing

exhaustion

fighting/wrestling

first time with partner

food play

frottage/grinding

furry

glory hole

guns/weapons

gunplay

incest

infidelity/cheating

jealousy

lapdances

licking

massages

micro/macrophilia

monsterfucking

multiple orgasms

mummification

object insertion

objectification - female

objectification - male

olfactophilia (scent kink)

open relationships

oral fixation

overstimulation

oviposition

pet names

praise kink

promiscuity

prostitution

public groping

sex tapes

sexual inexperience

shotgunning (sharing smoke)

size difference

size kink

sleep deprivation

sloppy seconds

smoking

spitroasting

stripping

sugar daddy

teasing

tentacles

underage - children

underage - teens

virginity

voyeurism

watching porn

wet dreams

wet & messy fetish

xenophilia

Misc Tropes & Genres

alcoholism

almost getting caught

amnesia

arranged/forced marriage

bad dirty talk

bad sex

bathing/washing

body swap

canon divergence

crack fic

de-aged character

domestic fluff

established relationship

enemies to friends to lovers

enemies with benefits

friends to lovers

friends with benefits

fake/pretend relationships

gender identity fic

getting caught

ghosts/paranormal

hanahaki disease

happy ending

healthy relationships

homophobic language

hurt/comfort

kid/baby fic

knotting

love triangles

magical healing cock

major character death

merpeople

miscommunication

mistaken identity

multiverse

only one bed

pairing - F/F

pairing - M/F

pairing - M/M

pairing - poly

pining - mutual

pining - unrequited

possessive

POV 1st person

POV 2nd person

PTSD

reader insert fic

real person fic (RPF)

religion fic

selfcest

sick fic

slice of life fic

soulmate identifying marks

soulmates

telepathic/empathic bonds

time travel

trapped together

unreliable narrator

unresolved sexual tension

vampires

werewolves

wing fic

zombies

#if you think I'm missing anything important #or think the terminology I used is incorrect or inaccurate #let me know! #these are obviously not all my kinks so I'm sure I'll get some things wrong #also some of these may seem really niche while others are more broad #but keep in mind I originally designed this list for my specific friend group #and my friends and I have very specific... tastes #reference #writing #my words

[smuttysunny]

HURROOOO‼️‼️

Welcome to my writing blog <3

Call me Sunny or any nickname!

I'm gay oriented aroace and trans so he/it/they pronouns however idm anything really as long as it's not she <3

I write:

Fluff

Angst

Smut/Lemon

Lime/suggestive

I will write:

Hurt/Comfort

Hurt/No Comfort

Any gendered reader(GN, male, female, trans, etc)

AUs(maybe)

Darkfic content(scroll to see specifically what I'll write)

Reader/OC inserts

Canon x canon

I WON'T do:

Gore

Child x adult

Any smut involving children!

Any non smut fanfic involving children unless strictly platonic or familial

Any weird kinks/fetishes(piss, scat, diapers, feet, etc)

Non-con/rape

Anything I don't wanna write really

Darkfic content I'll write:

𖤐 Pseudo incest

𖤐 Unhealthy relationships

𖤐 Yandere topics

𖤐 Prob more I can't think of

I can do any style (hcs, drabbles, oneshots, etc)

And I also accept requests!

Currently, the only fandom i write for is Bungo Stray Dogs!

Dni?

Unless you are into any kind of lolicon/shotacon, identify/are as a map(pedo) or zoo, and just in general a weirdo that harms people feel free to interact

Also, since I'm not a purely smut blog, if you are a minor idm you interacting as long as you don't request or interact with any of the smut!

Extra notes:

I apologise in advance for any slow replies. I write in my free time/when I'm bored.

I will also be writing my own things and not just requests, this is mainly why I made this blog in the first place lol

At times characters might be ooc but I'll try my best not to make it happen(too much)since I'm still new to writing fanfiction

If you don't like any of the content I make, please block me. There is a fine line between fiction and reality that I personally can see, however I don't deny fiction can affect reality so if you think any of the content that I write will affect you, I kindly ask you to block and NOT INTERACT for your own safety! Thank you and stay safe <3

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Masterlist here!

Taglist here!

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #osamu dazai x reader #kunikida doppo x reader #atsushi nakajima x reader #bsd poe x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #how tf does one tag intro posts #sunnyzintro #sunnyzmasterlist #sunnyzfics #sunnyzrambles

[creekfiend]

I feel like this is going to be the stupidest fucking question but is a heat panty like a diaper for any in-heat leakage

Yes lol that's exactly it! Not a stupid question, most ppl haven't lived with intact female dogs. Glimmer actually doesn't leak which is SO SO NICE bc Lambchop did NOT bother to keep herself clean and that was gross 🥲 but the instructor for our nosework class tomorrow wants her to wear a diaper to class so I was trying it on her to make sure she got some practice wearing it

#i think she dislikes it eniugh that it will be distracting for her at class tho #and im pretty sure its just her and moses and 1 other dog so i may ask if #she can just not wear it bc the dogs arent ever interacting with each other during nosework #and its not like a heat panty will make her smell less pretty lol #glimmer glamor

[doberbutts]

Mr doberbutts, my very first Doberman has started her first heat today. I feel wholly unprepared. Any advice?

Heats aren't so bad!

She should go outside exclusively either leashed (if you have no fence) or supervised (even if you do have a fence). If she doesn't keep herself clean, buy yourself a cloth diaper from a pet store (though personally I'll be ordering from https://pantsfordogs.com/ when Phoebe is finally ready. You can use an unscented pad or panty liner if you don't want to pay top-dollar for pads from the pet store since it's literally the same thing, but I have dogs that try to take their diapers off so I actually don't use the pads at all and just rotate diapers and wash the dirty ones so they don't rip off the pads and eat them.

She can't have any play dates with any male dogs, neutered or not. Recent neuters can still impregnate for up to 6 weeks from their surgery, and even if they've been neutered for a while they can still sometimes knot and get stuck which can be an issue if she suddenly rejects him or they try to pull apart before the knot deflates. Intact males can be QUICK so I don't allow any interaction between an intact male and a female in heat.

Otherwise, you'll be fine. It's a couple weeks twice a year. It'll become routine before you know it.

[boricuacherry-blog]

Picture: Cindy Rodriguez-Singh, the missing child's mother and her husband [the stepfather] Arshdeep Singh, have both fled to India

The Texas mother left her Everman home and fled the country with six of her children and her husband, shortly after one of her sons, a 6-year-old with special needs, mysteriously disappeared was charged with his murder Monday - exactly a year after he was last seen alive.

Cindy Rodriguez-Singh, 38, who is holing up in India, was indicted by a Tarrant County grand jury on one count of capital murder, two counts of injury to a child and one count of abandoning a child without intent to return.

Investigators hope the indictments will help drag her back to U.S. soil, where she can face trial for allegedly killing little Noel Rodriguez-Alvarez, who endured years of abuse before his disappearance.

Noel, who has special needs, has been missing since October 2022, having last been seen alive shortly after his twin sisters were born.

Police weren't alerted to his disappearance until March, when they received a call to CPS inquiring about the boy, and found he was nowhere to be seen, when they went to check up. Rodriguez-Singh - described by police as having an extensive criminal history - fled to India just two days after they knocked on her door, along with Arshdeep Singh, Noel's stepfather, and six of his siblings. Arsheep Singh stole ten thousand dollars in cash from his job before fleeing with her and the six children.

The investigation quickly transformed into a homicide case after cadaver dogs alerted police to human remains at a filthy shack the family called home in Everman, Texas. They lived on the land of a man named Charles Parson. The shed was piled with trash and included an altar to Santa Muerte, or Saint Death - a female cult figure denounced by the Catholic Church, considered by some as a patron saint to outcasts and a figure particularly popular with drug cartel members.

Family members told police she would withhold food and water from Noel because she didn't like changing his diaper and would hit him if she caught him feeding himself.

When Noel vanished, she allegedly tried to explain his disappearance away by telling lies, including that he was in Mexico with his biological father, when reportedly, the biological father had never even met Noel. Another story was that he had been sold to a stranger at a local grocery store.

She was reportedly receiving financial benefits for Noel, because he was disabled, so around the time he is determined to have disappeared, she had a friend's child pose as Noel for a checkup so the benefits wouldn't be discontinued. Her children had been in foster care before, when she was found driving drunk with them in the backseat, and got in an accident. The woman who took him in still refers to him as her "son," saying she would have adopted him, but Cindy refused the offer.

Picture: Noel's foster mother cries as she recounts her affection for the boy she says "mastered everything they told him he couldn't." She still has pictures and videos of Noel on her phone, and says of Cindy, "She killed him, that's why she fled. I want her brought back so she can tell us where Noel is. Where is he? What was the reason? He was a boy who didn't deserve the bad fortune she gave him. He was an innocent child."

She got them back a year later though. She gave birth to twins shortly before Noel disappeared.

Noel, who has serious disabilities including chronic lung disease and requires oxygen treatment, had stopped receiving checkups and had never been enrolled in school.

#true crime #cindy rodriguez #arshdeep singh #everman #texas #india #noel rodriguez alvarez #missing #2022

[loganslowdown4]

So Thomas and Joan a couple years ago made a video out of a bunch of quotes from the movie Anchorman, and I just found the transcription I made for it again…

So here I present to you:

Anchorman Sides

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Roman: I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen! CANNONBALL!!

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Roman: I’m kind of a big deal.

Logan: Really.

Roman: People know me.

Logan: Well I’m very happy for you.

Roman: I’m very important, uhhh I have… many leather bound books.

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Remus: What in the hell’s diversity?

Roman: Well I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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Virgil: Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn’t know the Salvation Army was having a sale. HAHAHAHAHA

Patton: Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

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Logan: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intellegence in my little finger than you do in your entire body! Sir!

Roman: You are a smelly pirate hooker!

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*dog barks*

Roman: You pooped in the refridgerator? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.

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Roman: I’m not prepared. I’m really not prepared at all.

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Remus: I woke up this morning… and I shit a squirrel.

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Roman: AAAHHH I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

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Janus: They had to bring a female in. Change your diapers, wipe the dribble away from your bubbling lips. Rub vaseline all over your hiney and tell you it’s special you different from everyone else’s. *laughs*

Patton: You said hiney!

Logan: Pat get back over here.

Patton: haha Hiney

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Roman: You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.

Logan: *laughs* You have man boobs.

Roman: You’ve got a dirty whore-ish mouth, that’s what you have.

Logan: A jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

Roman: Ok, you know what? That’s uncalled for. I can’t work with this man.

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Logan: I’m Logan Sanders.

Roman: And I’m Roman Sanders. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Virgil: *screams*

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Patton: Why did you say that? You’re my hero, Roman!

Roman: Pat, I…

Patton: And you come out with stink like that! Poop! You poop mouth! The poop outta your mouth! *cries*

Roman: Pat, if I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

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Roman: We are IN LOOOOOOVVVVEEE!!!!!

Roman: Did I say that loud?

Virgil: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.

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Patton: I love carpet.

Roman: Pat are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Patton: I love lamp.

Roman: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Patton: I love lamp! I love lamp!

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Roman: Pat, where’d you get a hand grenade?

Patton: I don’t know.

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Remus: What do you say we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see what happens?

Logan: Oh, let me get this over here *dick punches Remus, Remus keels over* Sorry.

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Patton: People seem to like me because I’m polite, and I’m rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Remus: I’m all about having fun, you know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

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Roman: Great Oden’s Raven!

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Janus: *referring to his cologne* It’s called ‘Sex Panther’ by Odeon. It’s illegal in 9 countries.

Roman: Jan, I’m gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.

Janus: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time.

Roman: That doesn’t make sense

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Patton: Logan.

Logan: Ahem.

Patton: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the ‘pant’s party’.

Logan: Excuse me?

Patton: The…party. The pants…with pants. The party with pants?

Logan: Pat, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and I’m invited?

Patton: That’s it!

Logan: Did Janus tell you to say this, Patton?

Patton: No…Yes he did.

Logan: Ok. No, I don’t want to go to a party in your pants.

Patton: Very well. Virgil, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

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#Roman as Ron burgundy is ridiculously fitting #you really need to watch anchorman to get the full experience #lol #having Logan be Veronica corningstone and dealing with all the sex jokes is the funniest part to me 😂 #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sander sides #roman sanders #logan sanders #ts roman #patton sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts logan #ts janus #ts patton #incorrect sanders sides #ts creativity #logince #ts deceit #ts remus #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts virgil #Intrulogical #logicality #Moxiety #sort of