#Funny comments

[pinterest-comments-ooc]

I’m putting up this nativity scene this year

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #body improvement club #shigeo kageyama #nativity scene #pinterest #funny comments #out of context #pinterest comments out of context #anime

[winterthebeau]

thank you diamond tango for sharing

#196 #r/196 #r196 #comments #youtube #funny comments #the town inside me #bridget #alarm-a clock #trans #transgender #music #ggst #guilty gear strive #muscle twink

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Of course asking people which monster they find more fuckable is a good way to get them to say funny things, so I got a lot of funny comments on the Most Fuckable Monster in the Dungeon Tournament. So as usual, I compiled a list of the ones I liked best, ordered by the poll they were commented on. Enjoy!

Barometz vs Dryad (round 1 part 1)

dryad boobs in my mouth please please please you're nothing

Man-eating plant vs Mandrake (round 1 part 1)

getting my dick digested by a pitcher plant

its what laios would have wanted

Skeleton vs Dullahan (round 1 part 1)

why is the armor sweeping?? how are ya'll planning to fuck the armor??? at least the skeleton you could like wedge a vibrator or fleshlight into the pelvis. I forgot this is the celibacy site and fucking is not a real physical thing on here

fools do not see the eroticisim of plate armor

Phoenix vs Harpy (round 1 part 2)

harpy has a tits out kinda look

Griffin vs Hippogriff (round 1 part 2)

Me at first: really? You’d fuck the horse? Me, remembering the barded penises of felines : no wait you’re right

White dragon vs Red dragon (round 1 part 3)

It's canon that white dragons fight furiously while red dragon is the equivalent of that blue hands dinosaur in Prehistoric Planet

white dragon is cuntier somehow

Treasure insects vs Succubus (round 1 part 3)

another tits out kinda look

normal poll matchup. normal poll. do people want to fuck a succubus or inch long insects. who will win

Huge scorpion vs Huge spider vs Mimic (round 1 part 3)

What you do to the mimic is hidden from the eyes of all

The mimics got that dog in it

dark souls mimic resemblances have me thinking unwise

something about the mysterious air around the mimic

Golem vs Ice golem (round 1 part 4)

Same deal but one freezes ur junk off I think the winner is clear

Gargoyle vs Hag (round 1 part 4)

..abusive mother kink????

Familiar vs Jack Frost (round 1 part 4)

familiar is customizable 👍

Doppelganger vs Demon (round 1 part 4)

That stupid sexy cat simply slays too much cunt

Hippogriff vs Fish-man (round 2 part 1)

no offense to my buddy fish-man but that hippogriff is too majestic

Living armour vs Undine (round 2 part 2)

One if the extras has a really perturving bit: Undines fed by consuming liquids with mana. Holm mentions regularly feeding it BODILY FLUIDS.

is wearing living armor anything

White dragon vs Green dragon (round 3)

she made that dragon sooooo cunty and for what

Cockatrice vs Demon (round 3)

you should've put the slutiest picture of the demon. to remind everyone that ryoko -sensei is down BAD

no one: ryoko kui: i am going to make a lion demon that is SOOOOOOO [redacted]

everybody vote for demon! a vote for demon is a love letter to Ryoko Kui

I do find it funny we're blowing the demon whore moments on like, the cockatrice matchup

This manga is so slutty and yet so tasteful in it that you can't really call it anything but great in every aspect of its eroticism

Mermaid vs Harpy (quarter finals)

i am so mad rn. a mermaid !? more fuckable than a harpy!? for shame tumblr for shame

White dragon vs Succubus (quarter finals)

Dragon fluffye!

Chimera vs Mermaid (semi-finals)

sorry mermaid. falin fucks supremely.

sorry falin. gotta stand up for my fellow merfolk here

a vote for chimera is a vote for lesbians

Succubus vs Demon (semi-finals)

Not even the sucubbi stands up to the limitless demon sexo

if you think about it. the succubus can turn into the demon's many forms

Chimera vs Demon (finale)

fags and dykes fighting to the death over this one

Listen man. Even if I'm gay I understand why Falin is winning but- Consider that the demon knows your exact wants and desires and could satisfy your sexual needs perfectly. Also when he's buff and humanoid near the end

either of them deserve to win but demon sweep because that fucker showed up in a dream to me once

teef!!!!

VOTE FOR DYKES. VOTE FOR SLEEPY GIRLS. VOTE FOR SHARP LITTLE TEETH

Mermaid vs Succubus (battle for the bronze)

mermaids can't lose to magical mosquito people PLEASE

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #most fuckable monster in the dungeon tournament #funny comments

[thecryptidart1st]

The most appropriate response from a man whose life gets retconned every 2 months @silvermoon279-madam

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #funny comments #art from comments #i got too lazy and decided that evan was gonna play the role of cassie's canon dad #but it also works as if mike traveled to a universe where evan lived #and it just becomes funnier that this skinny dead mike can still overpower his himbo baby brother

[normajeanne23]

#comdey #Comedyheaven #funnies #funny stuff #funnyshit #funny image #funny comments #youtube #youtube comments #dank humor #funny humor #humorous #dankest memes #fresh memes #r/196 #lol memes #out of context comments

[troythecatfish]

#youtube comments #memes #tumblr memes #meme #vsauce #Michael #youtube memes #dank memes #dankest memes #dank #dank humor #funny comments #shitpost #irony #funny stuff #funny #funny post #funny memes #youtube stuff #youtube

[momblogwithhonkers]

#dont worry darling #chris pine #harry styles #olivia wilde #tiktok #funny comments #tiktok comments #lol

[fanfic-funnies]

If writers/directors thought this way, the fanfic world would be even more endless than it is. Imagine the possibilities y’all. The possibilities.

#fanfic #funny fanfic #fanfiction #funny #funny comments #writing #writerscommunity

[taringill]

Перевод:"У Майки есть пятна" или "Майки имеет пятна"

What do you think this comment is written under? Under this post f*ck

Как вы думаете, под каким постом написан этот комментарий? По этим бл*ть

In which place is Miwa (my os) a Mikey? I understand that the first two letters of the names of these two are the same (MIwa and MIkey), but how, just HOW can you confuse Miwa with Mikey?🤔 They don't look alike at all. Tell me that I also plagiarized Mikey when I was drawing Miwa😂 It seems that the person read the first two letters and did not continue to read. And didn't look at the art at all, where Leo wasn't with Mikey. And he's not the only one. I've already had a couple of people write about it. Just how? The only reason is the first two identical letters in the names Mikey and Miwa. That's it! Nothing else unites them. Guys, I wear glasses too (for 6 years, almost 7), but I'm not that blind😅

В каком месте Мива (моя ос) это Майки? Я понимаю, что первые две буквы имён этих двоих одинаковые (только на английском языке; MIwa and MIkey), но как, просто КАК можно перепутать Миву с Майки?🤔 Они же вообще не похожи. Скажите мне, что я ещё сплагиатила Майки, когда рисовала Миву😂 Такое ощущение, что человек прочитал первые две буквы и дальше читать не стал. И вообще не смотрел на арт, где Лео не с Майки. И он не один такой. Мне уже пару человек об этом пишут. Просто как? Единственная причина - это первые две одинаковые буквы в именах Майки и Мива. Всё! Больше ничего из не объединяет. Ребят, я тоже ношу очки (уже 6 лет, почти 7), но я не настолько слепая😅

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt oc #rottmnt leo #funny comments

[delphinidin4]

(source)

#lol #funny #jokes #funny comments #long post

[flatoust11]

It's always funny to read how they want Max to let their favorite driver win next time. After all, it wouldn't be a deserved victory. 😂

#max verstappen #red bull racing #funny comments #formula 1 #f1

[pinterest-comments-ooc]

Being named Evan short for Evanescence goes so hard it’s unbelievable

#Evan #evanescence #names #ftm #kurtis Conner #vine #pinterest #funny comments #out of context #pinterest comments out of context

[libroseitm]

Wanted to listen to tubular bells while I'm drawing but got distracted by this comment 😂

#Youtube #Funny comments #Tubular bells #Classical music #Mike Oldfield

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament 2024 Funny Comments

Doing a shipping tournament inspired a lot of comments from you guys, many of which I found funny. So here's a selection of the funniest comments I got, sorted by the poll they were left on.

Namarcille vs Falin x Shuro (round 1 part 1) harold theyre lesbians. three Lesbians and a clueless Straight Man

Marcille x Touden siblings vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 1 part 1) What's better than two long sexy legs? Four long sexy legs and bisexuality!

Marcitsumi vs Laios x Thistle (round 1 part 1) im sorry i can't say no to anything that results in Laios bondage sorry

Marios vs Island governor x Shadow governor (round 1 part 1) Who's shipping heterosexual shit in Dunmesh I just wanna chat Heterosexual ??? ON MY DASH !? No let me take the old man yaoi

Kakamari vs Kikimari (round 1 part 1) Flustering Namari is Kiki's true calling in life. The constant 😏 face

Maizuru x Toshitsugu vs Laios x Kensuke (round 1 part 2) 'sword fight' taking on a whole new meaning

Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 1 part 2) This is just the "torture Chilchuck" match up lmao sorry Chilchuck your wife has to fuck the hot elf dyke. the only thing stopping otta is that she has to be nearing 30

Canary polycule vs Labru (round 2 part 1) Narrative foils Yada yada. Laios is NOT interested in humans!!!!! one top and her army of bottoms. what could be better. mithrun is their pet fish

Farcille vs Laios x Kensuke (round 2 part 2) honestly this tournament is like my anthropology field. a good place to see dynamics of the fandom

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun (round 2 part 2) happy Valentine’s Day chilcuck

Izutsumi by herself vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 3) sorry izutsumi but leggsicule omfg izutsumi will be perfectly fine by herself but namari will have a mental breakdown if we fumble this ship for her

Winged Lion x Laios vs Labru (round 3) literal embodiment of lust vs guy who doesnt like the other guy

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Kikimari (round 3) *to the tune of that gum commercial* “Long long leeeeeeeegs”

Laisen vs Cithidol (round 3) alright i know what i just said about kabumisu but cithidol is pretty funny too. worst couple you ever saw 10/10

Farcille vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 3) farcille killing the joke ships out of thr bracket. its okay falin would love marcille if she was a worm. but otta would drop the wife for being 30 terrible day for lesbian dicaprio fans

Izutsumi by herself vs Labru (quarter finals) She must be stopped!!! She must be enabled!!!

Farcille vs the Flokes (quarter finals) I was voting for the old people to have sex but ok girls having sex is wholesome hope this helps. loser ‘hey kiki & kaka your parents are gnc as fuck’

Izutsumi by herself vs Kikimari (semi-finals) Rise up and dethrone God(izutsumi)!!!!

Kabumisu vs Farcille (semi-finals) There's no way Kabumisu can beat Farcille, but it's an honor to face them in battle 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 wlw on mlm violence

Izutsumi by herself vs Farcille (finale) THE REMATCH OF THE CENTURY two girls should win this time. not just one A ship winning?? On my celibacy website?? very aroacephobic of you to not vote izutsumi if you ask me

Kikimari vs Kabumisu (battle for the bronze) 5 women on one podium we can make it happen. mmmmm 5 women..... [multi-paragraph post with detailed pro-Kabumisu points Counterpoint: Leggggg

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi spoilers #seaworthiest ship in the dungeon tournament #funny comments #i could've probably done several themed posts spun off from this with how much material you guys gave me #roasting that person who got mad farcille beat the flokes #lesbians vs catgirl #namari and legs

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

But... why would Wild West people use futuristic sci-fi laser guns?

It's Poptropica. It don't matter lol

#dont matter #nothing matters #poptropica #poptropica creators' blog #funny comments #wild west island #el mustachio grande #tw gun

[missingemiruu]

jaja De ahi saque la ilustración

#monster high g3 #monster high #shitpost #funny comments