#I am an idiot and I understand this

[dashlie]

As soon as Brennan mentioned Scheherazade, this popped into my head. No one stopped me, and I have no shame, so here we are.

#neverafter spoilers #d20 neverafter #1001 arabian nights #Mtg #dimension 20 #I am an idiot and I understand this #yes that is Sinbad #I'm not gonna talk about it okay

[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

#tbh i don't understand what i'm doin here. #come up with a context instead of me i am an out-of-context genius the pinnacle of understatement the king of idiots. #like i'm a little tolerably uh uh wow werrry much uh unreasonably violent and lonely DRUNK. #let's imagine that from the pies you can find something other than visually propagating information noise. #da? da. #noirpunk #punknoir #hobie brown #peter benjamin parker #spider punk #spider noir #across the spiderverse #atsv hobie #itsv noir #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv

[feline-evil]

Saw this screenshot and thought of toki and pickles

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #pickles the drummer #am having a sad ass day but know what makes me smile. these idiots #i couldnt understand pickles when i first started watching i promise i can nos #im just up to the finale of s2 thats what i have 2 watch next #srry for not linking back to the og textpost i think op either deleted it or deleted their blog #so i couldnt like. link it even once i tracked it down

[sidecast-deactivated]

the thing about queer exclusionism besides being blatantly hypocrytic is that it treats being opressed and discriminated as something meriting authority within the community. "youre not opressed so you cant be part of our community" who are you to decide what counts as opression? how can you judge an experience you havent lived? queerness has so many levels and intersections with other factors that you will never be able to completely santise it to your liking. there will always be people and labels that you dont understand and distinctions you think are futile in the grand scheme of things, but you have to learn to be civil towards them, you have to learn about intersectionality. you cant decide who is "opressed enough" opression doesnt have levels, its not something you can rate, its something you fight against and thats it. if you want to defeat opression, you cant use it as a unit of measurement.

#sorry i usually dont post things like this i just saw too many idiots today #and i am in no way trying to pose myself as an authority on this topic #i have my own set of pet peeves and things and labels i dont understand the application of #but you will never see me exclude someone from being queer based on the opression argument #queer community #queer

[maiumeni]

my favourite ship dynamics if that makes sense:

#otp prompts #ship dynamics #if you think about it metaphorically enough #idiot x smart idiot #lower class x posh #complicated wrecked mess x neatly composed #(bonus points if the latter is the only one to truly understand the former) #gaslight x girlboss #drinks x smokes #fruit tea/coffee x green tea #popular x loner #maybe i am reading into it a little too much #this is so #murder husbands #drarry #stanarrator #lawlu #saigenos

[caeslxys]

here's the thing. laudna would have stopped it. if she knew delilah was about to fracture the gnarlrock. if she could parse her own feelings from hers.

and here's the thing. imogen has been plagued by nightmares for a decade. and this rock is the first bit of solace outside of her trust in laudna that she has ever had.

and laudna was just involved in shattering it. this tiny bit of solace.

and. here's the thing: laudna would've stopped it.

and. here's the thing. imogen would've stopped it. the only reason imogen didn't go is because she was specifically afraid that she would attempt to intervene and ruin their relationship with the volition before it ever began.

and here's the thing. liliana set out 25+ years ago specifically to spare her daughter. and that seemingly has not ever wavered as her core motivation. but people keep being drawn to the moon. kids keep being drawn towards the moon. and liliana is a mother. she was a mother before she ever knew she was an exaltant.

for 25+ years she has worked to "cure" imogen. the only solace she probably ever received was in at least attempting to console the kids who found themselves lured in by her same pull.

liliana begs imogen not say that they may have to kill each other. she breaks at hearing imogen's resolve. but there's kids, imogen. there's kids here. imogen. she can't leave. she's a mom.

and, here's the thing: imogen's her daughter. the daughter liliana left. or tried to leave. the daughter she only had through dreams. and imogen is working with the volition. and imogen has been her sole drive for 25+ years.

and imogen might have just been involved in shattering the little solace she might have ever had.

and, here's the thing: imogen would've stopped them.

#DOES.THIS MAKE SENSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM RUNNING ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP AND AM HALLUCINATING I THINK #imogen temult #Liliana temult #laudna cr #critical role #cr spoilers #'did she know!?' well! yes but no! #god liliana. you awful hypocritical woman. PLEASE let me kiss you on the mouth #I do fear my writing which is meant to be more Perspective Driven will sound defensive rather than deeply interested but. alas #the anger in liliana just threw me back to imogen's post gnarlrock and I was like OHO. OH. INCH RESTING #I love when women are not great and bad #that being said. I do feel some of you are forgetting that liliana didn't like. steal kids from their families lol #she's a sympathetic villain! she's a tragedy! #anyway it is just far more compelling to me that she is lost in the sauce but ultimately we'll intentioned than just like. an idiot. #as some seem to think #ANYWAY. again. I just love women. and liliana is a woman and also a loser. what am I to do

[character-of-all-time]

okay i feel like i have been pretty good at ignoring 300 ppl making dumb comments like not getting Da Joak or everyone repeatedly correcting me on my spelling bc i can say hee hoo and have fun w it but christ i am fucking begging tumblr to learn how math works. i have already seen several people say "WHAT HOW IS IT 50/50 ITS AN ODD NUMBER"

yall its called Rounding you learned this in fucking grade school. tumblr only shows one decimal place of precision on the polls. 0.1% of 63,000 is 63. the number at the end being odd is literally meaningless except for the fact that if it was an even number i wouldnt have to see comments from ppl who are shit at math saying WHAT BUT ITS ODD HOW??? oh how i imagine a blessed world where if only One Less Person had voted.

also for anyone smugly pointing out to me "oh its not REALLY 50/50" i. yes i know we literally did the math. we saw the more accurate numbers to 4 decimal places. i am aware of the fact that the 63,579 vote poll with an odd number of votes is not perfectly exactly 50/50. i am aware of this ty!! i was not expecting the tumblr poll to get it right down to the individual vote i find it impressive enough that the gap is only 37ish votes out of fucking 63,579. i am aware that the number is rounded as i was literally telling people "oh yeah and the more votes this gets the more leeway the poll will have as that 0.1% gets bigger".

#portension #i can tolerate 300 ppl calling me an idiot for not recognizing a specific vocaloid song or misspelling the name of a rando char #but people being SO BAD AT MATH THEY CANT UNDERSTAND WHY AN ODD NUMBER IS IRRELEVANT WITH 63000 VOTES #i am going to die i think this is the worst suffering of all #everyone elses hell with these blogs is ppl being too mean about polls or doxxing no my hell is PEOPLE NOT KNOWING HOW ROUNDING WORKS

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo

[dkettchen]

Watch Nimona, guys.

Watch Nimona and then go buy the comic and also read Nimona, cause as nicely streamlined as the movie is they did change the style quite drastically (proportions and stuff, I’m not on abt the 3D-ness or the adjustments to make characters visually fit their cast better) and Nate’s original art is GOOD, and they left out some things I really liked in the comic (where was big buff guy nimona you monsters ToT) and comic has slower pacing that lets you have some more time w the characters, yada yada

NIMONA GOOD, CONSUME NIMONA IN ALL ITS MEDIA FORMATS

#nimona #nd stevenson #I have been a nimona stan since long before either nd or me had our respective top surgeries #I own that shit in book format I need you to understand how FEW THINGS I own in physical formats #don't get me wrong: movie incredible very good #as good a movie adaptation as one could've made for it in terms of writing (and animation/visuals good too) #but alas #I am a comic person I must also preach abt the comic #I do also appreciate that 'letting the transmasc comic idiots have big movie budget for their stories' now has precedent #as that will come in very handy for my own career

[aychama]

Hammer.

Timelapse:

#cult of the lamb #cotl #this is the one that killed me #that’s my blood on the hammer #cotl lamb #aychama #Timelapse #that perspective alone on the hammer #murdered me #when u think about it it’s like easy to understand #but I didn’t use any references #like the hard headed idiot I am #so this is the only art piece I’ve made that gave me a headache #cw blood #tw blood

[accio-victuuri]

yizhan fanvideo @ btf pre screening of fansite 反驳遗憾·0805x1005 / made by stardustkii 🎬

#omg how dare you use the gravity audio of xz i am smiling like an idiot #4 mins of happiness im not even lying ☺️☺️☺️☺️ #yizhan #bjyx #i love them sooooo and i will always be kind to them — try to understand them 💕 #the fact that this doesn’t even need subs cause all of us know what’s happening in all the footage used 😂😂😂😂😂

[punctuation-completionist]

Holy shit I thought I'd seen the worst and laziest gimmick blogs already. Congrats on setting the bar even lower.

@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?,.~`|•√π÷ק∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓[] get a fucking job

jokes on you asshole, i am in school most of the day and have multiple hours of homework every night. i just ride the bus for two hours to and from school and know how to use a queue

and you? do you understand how much work i put into this blog? how much i've learned about various punctuation so that i—with time i could easily use doing something else i might add—can tell people about things that i find interesting? i doubt it because you just have a hate filled heart from what i can see, picking on blogs that you find lazy because you can't even bother to dig.

i would have just left this in the inbox; but i really do feel like showing everyone what a fool you are. i mean, come back when you know all the brackets and dashes and have read at least one book about punctuation and then you can talk about who's the "laziest gimmick blog"

and no, i am not justifying that keyboard smash of an attempt to get more punctuation. if you want to talk about lazy bud? take a look inwards, perhaps.

#ask tag #not counting #sorry guys for posting this i am just kinda irked that someone could do the laziest thing for punctuation and then accuse me of laziness #also. get a job? really? i am a student and i am already busy enough as is dude. and the only time i get to work on this stuff is like #when i am having bad executive dysfunction or i am hyperfixating on punctuation again or when i am on the bus #feel free to make fun of this asshole in the tags. they fucking deserve it. #laziest gimmick blog... i mean. okay? like i am not particularly unique? why me and not like. ampersand counter or whoever #yet again #sorry for putting this on your dashes. i mean i won't queue it because i don't think it should take up a queue slot #i just really want to show everyone. what an idiot #legit if this was a low effort blog‚ why would i have read so many books and academic papers and blog posts from specialists? #anyways. get on with your days. maybe after laughing at this chump who doesn't understand like. basic decency

[freetheworms]

they do be kissing tho 🌼🐺

(one pants two pants red pants blue pants)

#gracie draws #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #twn #geraskier fanart #i quite literally do not understand lighting or colour but i am faking it til i make it #and also screaming into the void but that’s. less important #ANYWAY HERE THEY ARE!!! MY DUMBASS IDIOT BLORBOS!!! BARD AND HIS BABYGIRL!!!! #oh yeah i forgot to mention i drew this on my phone with the little nubby back of a pen as a stylus akfbskfhshd kill me

[songbird-is-crying]

the world will not be ready when crowley and aziraphale kiss for Realsies™️

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #like guys #i know we’re freaking out over the s2 ending #but every now and again #i sit back and realize #mr neil himself will write #(WILL!!! i am MANIFESTING) #an emotional well choreography kiss scene #and michael sheen and david tennant will perform it like their lives depend on it #do you guys not understand #the ramifications??? #the implications #??? #the world will not be ready #i will not be ready #tumblr might break #i hope it does

[performing-personhood]

I DROPPED EVERYTHING TO BRING YOU THIS POSTSECRET FROM AZIRAPHALE

#i am not convinced that aziraphale currently understands what sex even is #i am sure he has read about it in a book and thinks he has a good understanding of sex #and that that understanding is easily 60% wrong at a bare minimum #asexual aziraphale #good omens #gomens fandom #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #good ineffable omens #aceziraphale #aziraphale has a secret #good omens postsecret #good omens posting #also #just to be clear #the jury is out on whether or not aziraphale will still prefer sushi after correcting his understanding of sex #i'm grey ace myself so obviously i can't come to a proper conclusion about that #just clarifying #that this is not ace erasure #actually my best friend is ace #that does not make me sound better does it #yeah no it doesn't i hear it now #just take my word for it

[smol-blue-bird]

today in insane anti-intellectualism: I just saw a post about how aspiring healthcare practitioners shouldn't take classes in biology and chemistry because those subjects are useless and bad. ????

#the op was like “they should have to study literature and the human condition like ME” #and it's like. hmmmm. I can understand where you're coming from here buddy but maybe think for a hot second #about why aspiring doctors have to take biology 101 before they can jump right into microbial genetics and viral pathogenesis or whatever #like. these classes build on each other. you absolutely need a basic understanding of college-level bio and chem before you can do anything #as someone who is very passionate about both science and writing #(I am getting a degree in microbiology and medical HUMANITIES. because I LIKE HUMANITIES) #I hate the rhetoric that certain STEM subjects are lame boring loser classes for closed-minded idiots who can't see the beauty in the world #there is so much beauty in biology and chemistry and physics! the universe is so big and weird and fascinating #but you'll never see that if you have the mentality that YOUR favorite subjects are the Only Ones That Matter Ever #for the record (as someone who's taken a lot of STEM and humanities classes recently) both STEM and humanities majors do this #and it's obnoxious no matter where it's coming from