#I am……so s

[spaceagetoon]

I like it when they make Edward Nygma a cute boy they should keep doing that forever I think

#I am……so s #o gay #gay gay kiss boys kiss boy kiss #sorry I’m stoned and thinking about him #Bo babbles #dc #the riddler #riddler #edward nygma #e nygma #Gotham #gotham show #batman #the batman #paul dano #jim carrey #batman forever #cory michael smith

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

#this is a pointless text post #my most embarrassing version of this is that whenever it was foggy at the lighthouse i imagined i was emily bronte #or that i was taking a walk in the fog with my good friend emily bronte :^) #so much of this is also tied into the fact that my body hurts all the goddamn time #i am trying to make my pain something i can live with #is this gonna be how i learn that normal people don't daydream about being In The Past #anyway do u guys imagine these sort of scenarios too or am i just a freak #greatest (s)hits

[1alchemistart]

the three lads! :]

#spy x family #sxf #damian desmond #emile elman #ewen egeburg #my art #they're fashionable for their time periodddd #not all the outfit references i used were from the 60s but then again not all of sxf itself is from the 60s so!! i'm allowed #'s a mashup of like #the 50s 60s and 70s. roughly #emile is shorter because I Said So i am short and i decree he is short too #WILL DRAW THE GIRLS TOO BC I LOVE EM DEARLY

[ukulelekatie]

fun fact: @staff recently made a cute little change to desktop where clicking on the url of the previous reblog will now take you to the top of that person's blog, instead of their reblog of the post

a super cool fun consequence of this is that it is now way harder to find previous tags! so if you're gonna 'prev tags' someone, I highly recommend also copying their tags into your reblog. (It's generally a good thing to do anyway tbh, in case the previous reblog ever gets deleted and their tags are lost forever.)

I will definitely be sending my feedback in a support ticket, and if this pisses anyone else off, I suggest that you do the same!

Update: Putting this post in reblog jail. I think my explanation of the issue wasn't clear enough and don't want it to spread and cause more confusion

#this change is completely fucking with the way i queue the carmilla series daily posts so that's been real great :) /s #staff I am in your walls

[averageludwig]

Its my birthday.... so I get to draw demoman as meiko..... !!!!

#tf2 #art #fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #averiart #I am not 16 I am still 12 in my head #I am going insane #I dont know where the meiko and demo thing came from but its so real and makes so much sense. #drrink buddies or soemthigngggg #I AM EXHAUSTED #meiko vocaloid #this was inspired by rainelyn00 s ART BTWWW check them out!!!!

[cinderellahoneymoon]

im being so fucking for real and i need you guys to boost and reblog this you nonblack selfshippers have got to stop using "simp." you have to. its african american vernacular english (aave) which in colloquial terms means its not for you to use. in a space already hostile towards shippers of color, youre just making it more inhospitable to black selfshippers by appropriating our language. say youre crushing. say youre obsessed. say youre head over heels, say youre a sucker, say youre infatuated, just stop saying simp. for the love of god

{nonblack shippers [even other shippers of color] i do NOT want to hear your opinion on this post or hear about how you "didnt know" or are "changing it right now." just be an ally and LISTEN instead of needing to add your piece.}

#at this point i am just desperate . trying to get the word out there bc clearly ppl still dont know #im TIRED of all these nonblack shippers having simp in their username or their bio #one of the main reasons i dont interact w the community is bc its so ISOLATING and so many ppl are so ignorant #and everything is so white-centric that i cant stand it #squiddyneg #squiddyspeak #f/o community #self shipping #self ship #self ship community #f/o #romantic f/o #familial f/o #platonic f/o #f/o x s/i #f/o positivity #f/o comfort #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #selfshipping #selfship #selfship community #selfship positivity #fictional other #comfort character #f/o prompts #imagine your fictional other #comfort character imagines #poc selfship #poc selfshipper

[longing-for-the-past-times]

Roommate!Simon who finds you fast asleep on the couch when he comes home after a mission. He gently enters your shared apartment, momentarily freezing when he hears the faint buzz of the TV and occasional small sighs.

Roommate!Simon who can't stop a smile from spreading on his face when he sees the inhumane position you fell asleep in, one leg thrown over the couch, the other partially covered by a blanket and your head hanging down in a position that's guaranteed to give you neck pains for the days to come.

Roommate!Simon who takes off his mask, gloves and tactical gear before gently lifting you in his arms and cradling your sleeping form to his chest, relishing in the rhythmic sound of your heartbeats.

Roommate!Simon whose heart skips a beat when you cuddle up into his chest, murmuring a sleepy welcome with your eyes still closed.

Roommate!Simon who eventually has to place you in your bed and tuck you in, a tender expression on his face as he watches you drift off to sleep in an instant.

part two part three part four masterlist

#5 am thoughts #amy writes #cod ghost #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost fluff #roommate ghost #roommate simon #i am still sleepy so that s why this is about the reader sleeping #sleepy team

[floweypilled]

#my body ache s. i am getting sick so fast uhrgrgfhfbbfb #deltarune #susie #kris #my art

[beif0ngs]

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Roronoa Zoro #Trafalgar Law #Eustass Kid #Shanks #Monkey D. Garp #Aokiji #Kuzan #Rob Lucci #Blackbeard #Marshall D. Teach #S Hawk #gif #*mine #i mean they didn’t have to go so hard on these frames??!!! #but they did and for that i am very grateful 🙏 #also lmao at how it looks like the build up in this scene was all leading up to just a very intense fist bump

[butterflyscribbles]

Embracing tradition💛

#tmnt mm #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem #mm april #mm leo #mm raph #mm mikey #mm donnie #I am so not used to drawing them yet bare with me acsbdhdg s #I finally saw the movie #I’m in love they’re so wonderful you guys #go see it if you haven’t already

[xiewho]

happy moonar yulenear to these two specifically

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #d20 #fabian aramais seacaster #fhjy #spreading the glasses gorgug agenda #yes that is fabian;s battlesheet yes that is gorgug's hoodie #i am a thistlecaster enjoyer but i also do love them as just a duo in general #so whatever this art means is up to u thumbs up emoji #my favorite jocks theyre so silly TT #i think about them so often their dynamic is so extremely funny and precious 2 me #my art

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[zevrans]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) + more of Leon's comments

#resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #leon kennedy #gamingedit #video games #leon s kennedy #userwolfkissed #reedit #residentevilnet #gamingnetwork #dailygaming #gifs by me #mine: gifs #mine #re4r spoilers #this took me so much time i am tired just looking this :'D #but he's sooooo 🥺🥺🥺

[ryllen]

i have no other reason of drawing this, other than i just want to

#twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst grim #twst mc #fanart #who's happy with promo recycling tokens? me! me! me! #i'm so happy i can study potion for text books while also receiving honey from the boxes #i keep running back and forth to sam's mysterious store #i'm so close i'm so cloose i manage to reduce the earth titan's hp to 8000+ i'm so closeeee #why can't the promo recycling tokens be forever #one time i was on piggybackride i remember gravity kept pulling my as s down i never feel more like a burden #i wish at that kind of situation i am feather light like a/nime girl #I JUST HAD THE EARTH TITAN AT 4000+ AUGEGHHSHSHSH

[catocappuccino]

Hehe

#when I saw the the image in glitch's newest twitter post THIS idea popped up in my head immediately #I had to badly doodle it I had to #this is how I keep myself from obsessing over the fact that we are 99.9% getting cabin fever labs lore next episode/s I am very not normal #about that plot line I am very very not sane about it #I actually love drawing in paint so much it's very fun #murder drones #uzi doorman #md uzi #serial designation n #md n #he is a plush dog there but I guess it counts #biscuitbites #n x uzi #enzi #nuzi #if someone did this before me shoutout to you bestie keep up the great work! and if someone didn't- keep up the great work! YOU. KEEP IT UP. #YES I AM DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO YOU. KEEP BEING COOL AND TAKE CARE.

[just-another-nerd-blog]

What's up MASHblr I went to the National Museum of American History last week and they had the signpost on display and I was sooo normal about it I swear

#i didn't know it was there so I had a Moment when I turned and saw it #mash #m*a*s*h #mashblr #national museum of american history #smithsonian #also the group photo on the side. precious #i promise I am capable of being average #personal