#I bet he bites

[scrimblyscrorblo]

He just wants to be trained guys let him spar

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer art #artists on tumblr #giyuu tomioka #kny giyuu #uzui tengen #tengen uzui #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro rengoku #inosuke hashibira #hashibira inosuke #he just wants to be stronger guys #let him fight #I bet he bites

[precious-little-bhaalbabe]

One of my favorite Astarion lines when you select him has to be the “More like Drizzt DON’T’Urden!” one. Not because it’s actually funny, but because there’s never anything Drizzt Do’Urden related happening whenever he says it. He’s just Thinking About Him.

#astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #babblestar #bg3 astarion #drizzt do'urden #The way Neil portrayed Astarion’s fangirling over Drizzt in the High Rollers one shot is 100% canon. #like he just Thinks About Him Sometimes #blorbo from that time he saved the world #i bet Astarion has had the same thoughts about Drizzt that we have about Astarion #and good for him #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate iii #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldur’s gate astarion #i know Neil’s favorite is ‘careful. i bite.’ #and that’s a damn good one #but I love that my blorbo has his own blorbo

[astraystayyh]

now. this man. why would he.

#HE WANTS ME SO BAD WHAT NEXT #. #i wanna bite his arms just CHOMP #he's so delicious i swear i bet he tastes like cinnamon roll

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm so sorry I'm pretty sure your bard au is supposed to be serious but oh my god I couldn't help but get strong Men In Tights and Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibes

Especially bc of Barnaby I would not put it past him to make a "your mom's a hamster" reference

no no it Is very silly. how can it not be when you've got the neighbors as the characters? silly central. ALSO YOU'RE SO RIGHT VERY STRONG MP&HG VIBES I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE HERE'S SOME REFERENCES

but it is also real. when it's silly its silly and when it's serious!

it's serious.

#one of my favorite gags in that movie has always been the coconut halves used to make horse hoof sound effects #since they didnt have horses <3 #and barnaby doesnt have hooves so. they make do! #i also like to imagine that in this au at least barnaby and frank kinda beef sometimes #like barnaby will purposefully rile frank up but then frank will say something that hits a little too close to home #so barnabys like 'ok bet' and puts a little more bite in his bark #and before you know it they have to be separated to cool off! #and also sally still doing plays. gettin artsy with em and sometimes doing puppet shows instead of a live play #a la The Professor's history show but uh. with more budget and production value #paper puppet eddie running across the stage... #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #tw blood #just in case! there's a bit there <3 #ahhh warlock wally my beloved.... #normally he is so nice and so kind and favors a pacifist route #but sometimes he gets pushed A Little Too Much and then! well! people die! #that scribble is actually from a whole Scene and Plot i have in my mind #where - essentially - he and home get separated by cultists who want to harness home or something #and after a few months of separation they reunite! #and the cult gets their shit absolutely Wrecked! literally none of them escape alive! #wally/home: we're baaaaack! time to die while we feast on your souls!

[happybird16]

Idk if i want to pinch his cheeks or chew on his throat

#pretty pretty man #i bet he has really sensitive ears #levi ackerman #attack on titan #levi #aot #bite his earlobe just a bit and he cums on the spot #he just can't control it

[rosalinesurvived]

Kunikidazai is a galaxy-brain ship obvs but but i need a fresh out of the PM Dazai viewing Kunikida as like the Ultimate CumulationTM of both Oda and Chuuya, the people who loved him, one Dazai left and the other who left first, I need Kunikida terrified of Dazai not because of any PM suspicions but because Dazai’s everything Kuni could be if he skewed to the right: the sucide obsession, the dangerous morality, the lost ideals, the general bizarreness–what puts Kuni off of Dazai is that he’s everything like Kuni and at the same time nothing like him, surely and that has to Fuck You Up, being stuck with your distorted image day in and day out.

“You are everything I could have had,” Dazai thinks towards Kunikida

“You are all of the horrors I could become,” Kunikida thinks of Dazai

#this isn’t even touching on kuni basically being dazai’s ideal view of the agency: high morality high stakes the constant belief in goodness #aaanyways i know i’ve just described Dazai’s Entrance Exam but I Needed To Word Vomit #Like YES kunikida/azure king makes me want to bite down on something but!!!! he’s!!! STUCK!!! with dazai!! #also fuck you i bet everyone knew who dazai was bc come on the demon poofs off for two years then they get his spitting image dressed up as #a medieval wannabe?? they KNEW who dazai was. fuku gave kuni the order to KILL on bad vibe sight. wonder wgat ranpo and yosano had to say #about early stage kunikidazai #kunikida x dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd #bungo stray dogs #kunikidazai #kunikizai #it’s no wonder that dazai latched on so hard to kunikida

[home-halone]

a short rest

#bg3 #look I have so many feelings about Caesia and Astarion... #On the surface they're quite similar #biting wit and self-indulgence #they're both rather self-centered but Caesia still skews Good despite her impulses #they get along instantly and have a good time in each others' company #but Caesia initially distanced herself because they were so ideologically incompatible and figured the whole thing was just casual for him #anyway I drew this because even if he didn't verbally reciprocate her feelings #I bet he did shit like this that showed how safe he felt around her #crying in the club at 4am #proxi draws #not ff #im not even fucking done with this game #i just want to drown in my feelings

[marcobodtlives]

Idc what canon is, you look at any AU I’ve got in my pocket you can bet that Marco, Connie, Sasha, and Jean are besties.

#I bet you can tell how much I love this photo #bite me #(im crying) #why couldn’t we just have this #Connie and Sasha unfortunately only share one braincell between the two of them #the braincell folks #Jean is yelling at them 80% of the time but he loves their stupid little brains #and they tease Marco and Jean a lot because they’re in love #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #marco bodt #jean kirschtein #connie springer #sasha braus #or if you wanna be funky: #marco bott #jean kirstein #conny springer #sasha blouse

[sigmoon]

I’m so envious of Nikolai’s waist, ass and thighs. UGH. He doesn’t deserve this physique. How do I swap bodies with a drawing?

#I bet he also has a ten inch monster c— #and he’s so tall too!!! #help #he probably loves it when y/n grabs his ass during sex #i MUST grab his waist and BITE his thighs #tea time #🕊️ #bungo stray dogs nikolai #bsd nikolai #nikolai gogol

[itsamenickname]

Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

#ask nickname #anon ask #you gotta love those fun awkward dinners with your family #I can imagine this dinner being the last time Luigi ever takes Bowser out to have dinner with his family #if Luigi thought this was embarrassing just wait until everyone finds out that he has a hidden bite mark on his neck #or if you want to make it really awkward/embarrassing; make Bowser have the bite mark on his neck instead of Luigi #it probably wouldn't be all that noticeable since Bowser has tough skin #but I bet whoever is sitting next to Bowser during dinner would probably see the bite mark and ask Bowser what's on his neck #leading everyone to stare at Bowser as he debates on whether to admit that he and Luigi are banging or come up with a ridiculous lie #poor Luigi just wants to have one normal dinner with his family #although that kind of went out the window when he brought his 10-foot turtle dragon boyfriend to a family dinner #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #mario #mario nintendo #princess peach #princess peach nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #mario x peach #mareach #mario family #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie

[hoofpeet]

Playing fetch with the least dog-like dog ever

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #i like when spice does dog stuff #esp to cheer ingo up<3 #i bet sometimes he VERY grumpily lets ingo pet his belly . but like a cat he decides to not b pet anymore at some point and bites his hand #neway . this was supposed to be a warmup comic but my eyes hurt so bad i have to go lay in a dark room now goodnight

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Boris Karloff wizard duel to the death.

The Raven (1963) - dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #the raven #edgar allan poe #boris karloff #legends duking it out #wizard #wizardry #i bet vincent could do magical wonders on my puss*gunshot* #hes so fucking hot #unf #such a fucking babe #i desire him carnally #especially that smug ass smile in the last gif *bites fist* #bicon #bisexual #magic #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Wanna know what sounds great?

A fanfic where the Greybeards find a baby Dragonborn on their doors, and just take her (using your Leara DB as an example) in, and raising her.

They eventually find out she’s Dragonborn because of her ability to use the Way of The Voice so easily, or something. Paarthurnax takes an interest in this child, and so she stays at the Throat of the World, until Alduin returned.

Wait that's so soft.

Just imagine how much trauma Leara would avoid if she was raised by the Greybeards? It'd be so beautiful. Dragon Dad could be her actual dad.

#also imagine when ten year ild ulfric comes to high Hrothgar and there's just college age Leara being a total nerd #i bet she wears glasses #she's not paying ANY ATTENTION to the random kid now living in her house #but kod Ulfric's probably got a ridiculous crush on her because i can't have a leara universe where ulfric just isn't in love with her #kid ulfric #I'm sorry i have rosecloak brainrot #but just think of Paarthurnax raising leara like she'll have peace and self assurance and she won't be afraid because she has a dragon dad #and he will bite people for her #i wonder if the greybeards ever use sign language because leara wiuld become so good at that she has such lovely hands #it'd be artwork when she signed i bet she signs dimb jokes to the other greybeards whenever arngeir is lecturing her #weirdest thing though is leara wouldn't be leara she'd be maragathe i bet her mom just dumped her there while on the run from the thalmor #mara is good but Kyne is better #oc: leara roseblade #sorry this went off in its own direction but i love it so much #last dragonborn #greybeards #paarthurnax #azura's ask box

[feroluce]

Connecting dots tonight (didn't connect shit, I've connected them, etc) because of this post about item descriptions to do with Sampo I saw a few days ago and! I feel like there are so many interesting things that could be implied from this!! Because the recipe for the High-Tech Protective Gear is given to you by Bronya (before the IPC invaded Belobog!), who says this little interesting tidbit about it:

This is an item from before the Eternal Freeze, 700 years ago. Even to the rest of the universe, it would be SORELY outdated. It cannot be made in Belobog anymore due to the loss of entire eras. It is effectively useless; this recipe had to be somewhere gathering dust, kept around solely for archival purposes. There is no reason for Sampo to know about this item or have any idea how it works and yet. AND YET. He's just running around selling knock offs!!

He shouldn't even know how to make these, but the fact that he does means Sampo either

had the blueprints from off-world before he came to Belobog (most likely but also most boring answer)

broke into Qlipoth Fort and copied down the blueprints (completely plausible - he's possibly shown doing exactly that in his splash art)

found another copy out in the ruins of the old world (also completely plausible - Sampo is astoundingly resilient against both the Fragmentum and the cold, as noted by Lynx haha)

Meanwhile, the Inferior Protective Gear recipe comes from an NPC in the underground, and when she gives it to you, she talks about building robots and the robot fighting scene sorry about the quality I didn't have screenshots for her dialogue so I had to use wiki

Which makes me feel like it's safe to say that the inferior gear is mostly being used in the underground, especially by the vagrants and their robots for fights, because...well, who else would use it? Cocolia has made it illegal to explore too far into the Snow Plains, and besides, it's way too dangerous for most civilians even WITH gear. The Silvermane Guards are funded by official sources, they have no reason to rely on Sampo for armor. So it makes sense for an underground mechanic to know the recipe; there's probably not as much market for it up in the overworld.

And if you look at the descriptions, you can see why this probably wasn't something that could be made in Belobog anymore; it requires a charging system of some sort.

We know it's not a problem with the basic materials because all three ingredients can be found right in the administrative district. But the underground only has two of them; somehow, despite being in the planet's crust, and literally crawling with robots...there is no metal down there. It isn't found anywhere, sold by anyone, or dropped by anything. And metal just so happens to be the one ingredient Sampo replaces in his knock off version.

The Inferior Gear uses trash instead, something which, going by the words of that same mechanic, is MORE than abundant in the underground- any good quality parts are extremely difficult to come by down there.

Anyway, all his shadiness aside, I love the implication that Sampo is smart enough to be able to take this item that no one else on the planet probably knows anything about, and was able to figure out what he could replace, and how, and with what, in order to make it easily accessible to the people of the underground, even without access to overworld resources. Because his version DOES work! It literally gives you the exact same amount of defense boost as the IPC one!

Someone should absolutely still knock him around for it, though, world's most slappable face fr fjkdsjfdkjafk

#hsr sampo #hsr sampo koski #sampo koski #honkai star rail #hsr #belobog #he's such a slimeball fjklsdajfkld #I feel like there is something to be said though about the fact that if anyone in the underground is buying this shit armor off Sampo like. #it's either his armor or it's nothing. the overworld isn't exactly sending them a lot of protective gear. #And I'm sure they'd rather have cheap armor they can make and afford themselves than nothing at all. #I wonder if Wildfire would be one of his customers for this stuff or not? #like I think Sampo would be a lot more upfront with them if they were- he's not stupid enough to bite the hand that feeds him. #And Natasha is probably his most important client. We already know Sampo smuggles weapons and is her arms dealer. #It's canon that he brought Seele her scythe- #-and I wonder if it's coincidence that Natasha uses a giant weapon that looks similar to the Silvermane hand canons. #I could totally see Sampo trying to sell his armor to ring fighters to fix the matches in his favor though FJKDLSJAFDKLJ #we already know he bets on the fight club from his About Luka line and his dialogue from the Cyrille the Fool quests #so I'm sure he'd be gambling on the robot fights out by Svarog's encampment too haha #do you think they have penny bets for the kids for that kind of fight #crying imagining Hook tagging along and betting single credits on the fights alongside Sampo's much heftier bets #she still wins more than he does JKLDJSKLAJDS

[curseofpower]

Those gold foo dog style teeth are incredibly underrated.

#ganondorf #I bet they'd click together really neat. #Metallic clacking as he tries to bite out my throat #tears of the kingdom

[vcrnons]

SUPER m/v behind the scenes.

#woozi #lee jihoon #seventeen #woozi gifs #*mine #my gif #boy if you don't put that goddamn TONGUE AWAY #i will BITE IT #oh to be one of the dancers holding him up #i bet he smells so good. like. just so fresh and expensive LEAVE ME ALONE i'm not. #i'm still not coping