#I guess I’ll keep him

[n0blefl0wer]

I made my boyfriend watch Order of the phoenix for the first time yesterday.

Bf: Harry’s dad seems like a real jackass

Me: *horrified that I love this man*

Me: he has an ego the size of a lake and the heart to match

Bf: I take it he’s one of the Marauders?

Me: *nods*

Bf: okay I’m sorry. I know you love them

#I guess I’ll keep him #ootp #order of the phoenix #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #marauders #marauders era #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar

[necessarymeanstoanend]

spade represents the tip of a pike; an implement for killing

alex’s

white void of doom

sketch and background element/scribble that isn’t really visible but i’m sharing just in case anybody did notice it.

other details

#now i have to draw one for alex *sobs* #how tf do you guys come up with backgrounds for EVERY DRAWING?! oh my god. i’m not creative enough for this bullshit #two things i discovered with this drawing: 1) birds are hard af to draw. 2) wet black hair is hard af to draw #you guys have no idea how many purple hues are actually in this art piece #this is like if dream and jessamy happened to have met under way worse circumstances #anyway let me know if you guys have any ideas for alex’s (i have no idea when exactly i’ll actually get around to it but still) #bones and shit #a majority of this one was inspired by The Locked Tomb fanart and symbolism #6 hours and 34 minutes but i’m gonna guess that roughly an hour and a half of that was me trying to figure out a background #tom sturridge #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #nigel colbie fanart #artist of tumblr #like minds art #nigel colby #<- including the old tag bc why not #somebody get this movie out of my brain #scoop it out along with all the other useless shit i keep in there #i was thinking maybe alex’s should be the complete opposite of this #like instead of his head being turned down it would be turned upwards #maybe he should be wearing the clothes he did when we first saw him with sally rowe (or maybe his school uniform) #i ​definitely want both of them to be side profiles and the theme is going to have to be somewhat consistent as well #<<‹ these tags are mostly so i remember my own thought process but feel free to leave your two cents

[valfeathers]

if you draw masky i will kiss you on the mouth

goodness gracious

#asks #tim wright #masky #creepypasta #i was originally just going to caption this ‘masked man’ for the mystique but i had to commit to the bit #first time drawing him in years!! #if i ever did #unsure #i AM aware that he’s from #marble hornets #so i’ll tag it accordingly i guess! #though theres some. overlap. with creepypasta as you know so #both tags! #this has opened the floodgates honestly drop your suggestions i want to shimmy back into this community #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta masky #tried to keep his appearance as close to canon as i could #v’s gallery #clip studio paint

[gummy-sharks666]

Im BEGGING monster… enjoyers… to consider the gundalians from bakugan bc

The horns,,, the fangs,,, the eyessss ohhhh my god give them to me NOW 👹

#bakugan #gundalian invaders #bakugan battle brawlers #bakugan gundalian invaders #pspspsps #come here and join me in my weird little corner #gundalians #alien species #terat0philliac #??? i guess #I’m sorry i keep posting ab this #im on my period #and im insane #I’m sorry half the pics are such shit quality this is all this fandom has to work with #I promise I’ll stop soon #monsters #monster fucker #monster fuqqer #I tried to find Sid but the picture quality of every image of him is absolute dogshit #I just want them to bite me 🫢🫢🫢

[loganslowdown4]

This was literally every single one of us before we became fanders lolol

#like it’s Thomas but also not Thomas? but also it is him? and all the sides are him too but not because they’re all different parts of him? #oookay then lol #ok but this shit is funny imma keep watching anyway #I watched it too many times I guess I’ll talk about it on tumblr #whoops I’m a fander now #and that’s exactly how it goes #roman sanders #thomas sanders #logan sanders #sanders sides #Quil darling #only sanders sides kids will remember this #sanders sides youtooz #youtooz #fanders #wow I’m confused

[octoooo]

Baby Sabito & Giyuu

Can you tell I love drawing 🥺 lmao

#kny #demon slayer #tomioka giyuu #octo’s art #sabito #sabigiyuu #I mean they’re kids so no dating #just really good friends for now #but I’ll tag anyway #sweet litl babies playing with Dino nuggets #giyuu is me fr big chocolate milk fan #also modern au i guess? #maybe I’ll make this official #he lives with Tsutako but visits Sabito’s house after school sometimes #Sabito’s adopted by Urokodaki #neither him nor Sabito care much for chocolate milk but since giyuu started coming over #he keeps a carton of it just for Giyuu #he gets choco milk at school #tsutako had limited him to 2 cups per day #he can and WILL try to drink the entire carton in one day #and then get sick so he has to pull out the puppy eyes on Urokodaki #it worked once but then giyuu got sick at his house so it doesn’t work anymore #except it kinda does #Urokodaki had to look away to not be affected by Those Sad Eyes #Sneaky Modern au

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Finished playing uwo and am now playing the other game. Why is this guy so cat

#underworld office #charlie in underworld #he reminds me of my own cats #I think I’d like to throw him into a wall (affectionately) #edit what is this story. why do the pronouns keep changing #oh the wiki says the gender is up to interpretation #I saw em as male first so I guess I’ll use he/him

[galarfiend]

visiting laventon

#volo #pokemon legends arceus #hoorah angst! #professor laventon i guess? #laventon mentions that volo stopped by to wish him luck on his research after the postgame #and i had been wanting to draw him all day so i made this #deflated his arceus hairdo bc hes disheveled and sad #pla spoilers #i played around with colors a lot! gradient maps are fun #the sunrise was fun to draw #i color picked it from a screenshot from the game #there are like 30+ layers on this bad boy #hes so fun to draw #i miss him a lot i dont like that you cant find him BUT #it also leaves room for interpretation of what happened to him and what he did #i like the hiker theory #also the one where he just. dug out the grand underground out of boredom. #either way i want him to keep the white tips on his hair #i still have a lot of thoughts but i’ll just say them in the tags of my next volo drawing #cuz you know its gonna be soon #pokemon volo

[seagull-scribbles]

My pronouns are they/them ‘cause I’ll never be HER💕

Saw this comic by @mushtoons and their outfit designs has been living in my head rent free ever since

#rottmnt #raphael #rottmnt raph #cant stop thinking about this design honestly #I’ve never drawn a full body turf before so I think I need to practice the proportions more #need to shorten his limbs and make him more square #but aaaa #seriously loved this yes #I was too tired to do this yesterday after school but gosh I was spiritually with the turt bros last hot girl Fridays #if you haven’t guessed really masculine characters with feminine features or feminine girls with masculine features are my weakness #uuuffff #obsessed #they can’t do much cause of the whole…this….situation #but they could maybe party on the roof of some of the gay bars together and debate weather lady gags or Britney is the true queen #love it ahh #I could keep going but I won’t #oh I binge watched all of rise this week while I worked #I feel I missed some things by not properly watching but I loved it I’ll deffo go back and see the #properly when I can #also yes I know I was meant to do requests around work today but when I tell you this is all I could think of I meant it #he’s just spinning in my head like a microwave #he’s so sharp and angular but that top is so light and soft like him aaaaaa #and pinks a shade of red so it’s still his colour scheme it totally counts #I think I’m so used to drawing vectors long arms I stretched Ralph’s limbs out too much I’ll practice winding them back in #oh ehile im here inlowkey wanted this to match that crocs vector monty designed that i drew last year #for personal reasons uwu #mushtoons #SaveRiseOfTheTMNT

[meowthiroth]

nobody:

ESO vivec:

#he’s SO SHINY #who polished him. sir i can see my reflection in your shins #im so used to how he looks in Morrowind dkdkfkfkdkg it really threw me at first #vivec #tes #eso #elder scrolls online #morrowind #shitpost #I’ve been trying to give eso another chance & visually I fuckin love the environments & stuff. exploring’s been super fun #but it’s also a modern mmo and i just. Do Not Like Modern MMOs™️ #i’ll keep trying and see if I can adjust to it I guess

[thefirstpaleontologist]

okay so I’m thinking yknow like vampires. Vampires are undead so if they die then I don’t think they could leave a ghost. But werewolves? Werewolves are just people who got cursed furry style. They still have souls. If a werewolf died I think they could totally play by the usual ghost rules of violent deaths and unfinished business etc. so then I’m wondering, if a werewolf dies and leaves a ghost, is that ghost still a werewolf, or did dying break the curse? Cause like. Imagine. Youre a ghost but you still turn into a wolf every full moon. And your wolf sona is just out there acting an undead fool once a month. So anyway let me set the scene. Old house, next to some woods. The locals say some old loner died out there in mysterious circumstances. A couple moves in, they’re so optimistic. It’s so scenic. What a lovely private piece of land. Only… ah. It’s got a bit of a wolf problem. Oh well it’s the woods they expected some wildlife to come with that. But then,, hmm. The house might be haunted too? Yikes. Now this couple will soon discover that on the bright side, these two big issues are actually only one big issue. Unfortunately that one issue is a werewolf ghost.

#werewolves #ghost #and like I must emphasise that this is a comedy story #the couple are the working class pragmatic sort. not spiritual or superstitious in the least #they try out all the normal methods of dealing with pests and wolves and old creepy houses first #a local animal expert ranger guy gets called in because the couple is like we have a wolf problem please help and the ranger dude is like #welp you live where the wolves live so that’s on you tbh. but this is weird wolf behaviour so I’ll check it out #and then he comes up and he’s like I think the wolves around here on drugs actually #when the couples exausted their reasonable ideas they’re like :/ welp. time to call an exorcist #guess it’s time to call an exorcist #the ranger sticks around even after it turns out to not be real wolves cause he’s professionally interested in the fact it’s a werewolf #the nearest exorcist is like a day away so there’s various cuts to this priest or whatever driving to the middle of rural now where #and he’s keeps getting into mishaps along the road #like his car breaks down #he hits a deer and then holds a mini funeral and service for the deer #mayeb the deer turns into a ghost and follows him on his way to the werewolf ghost #thatd be something right #when he gets there he’s sprinkling the holy water and doing the chants #and it’s not working but they can tell something is up #they try to use a ouija board but it just keeps saying Awoooo #so then the couple and the exorcise call in one of those people who hold seances #and the werewolf is just like my fucking guy you don’t think I’ve been through this before? #i had people trying to exorcise me while I was alive man! #please picture the werewolf man saying that with a heavy New Yorker accent #oh but it’s important to note that this is not taking place in the US #I am picturing this being set in Italy. in like the Alps or something #I think it being set in Italy gives a certain catholic pizzazz to the ghost aspect #the alps have wolves I looked it up to double check #it wouldn’t have mattered to me if there weren’t wolves that would have just added to the comedy #but there are apparently 900 wolves in the Alps

[foxgloveinspace]

I can’t find the og post to link back to, but here’s part two of my ‘songs I want vessel to cover but he probably never will’ playlist:

Edit: Found it!

Question, should I make this playlist on Spotify so you guys can listen? - I did it for fun lmao

#very much so #annnnny way… I’ll see myself out now I guess #sleep token #technically #for blacklist #definitely #worshitposting #as well #I keep changing my mind on which abba song I want him to cover lmao #but I went with the one that would be the most gay CAUSE I AM SOOO GAY LMAO

[zerothesonic]

okay i lied i did draw this week

here is some wolf girl my friend joel challenged me to draw

though it kinda ended up as him teaching me the basics of digital art because from my initial artwork clearly i had no idea what i was doing lololol

this was the reference he gave me but CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO SHE IS OR WHAT GAME SHE COMES FROM I WANNA TAG HERRRR

update: learnt she was from valorant but WHAT. IS. HER. NAMEEEE

update update: her name! is! neon!! (thanks @syxnewt!!)

three days ago i honestly had no clue what i was doing

anyway as usual feedback/constructive criticism is appreciated!!

#yes i’m talking about the artist joel #no not my brother joel #and not the onion joel #and not joel.exe #man why do i know so many joels #i have no idea how he taught me this much over frickin WHATSAPP #but looks like i owe him now #anyway #PLEASE DOES ANYONE KNOW WOLF GIRL’S NAME I CAN’T KEEP CALLING HER WOLF GIRL FOREVER #please if you can tell me i’ll give you a cookie #art #fanart i guess #zero’s art #valorant #valorant fanart #neon valorant

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[hunt4tlow]

Maybe it’s just the “recently became obsessed with Star Trek” in me but man I’m surprised by the lack of huntlow Star Trek AUs… what abouttt hunter as a borg who recently gained his individuality falling in love with starfleet officer willow (who I think would either be the botanist for obvious reasons, or the captain because YOU KNOW,)… idk man!

#imagine it going like ‘I borg’ where everyone wants him dead except for willow (and probably luz) who are like. can we keep him. #text #mine #huntlow #yeah I guess I’ll put this in the tag.whatever

[miss-morland]

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#hiiiiiiii just crying about how much i love my partner #realizing just how much he’s encouraged me to genuinely Be Myself #both explicitly and just by being himself #i like my hair a lot more than i used to. because his is similar and i realized i actually like how it looks #like if i hadn’t Done Anything to my hair i would usually just tie it back #now i’ll just brush it and it gets super poofy and i go yayy!! yippee!!! #because that’s what his looks like!! and i think it’s cute!!! #all the silly dances i catch him doing. oh and he Does Not Stop when someone sees. he just makes eye contact and smiles and keeps dancing #this is not even to mention the actual ‘just be yourself. they already love you!’ he gifted me with a few months ago #which i still repeat to myself not infrequently. i guess basically an affirmation #whatever this is long. i’m just really happy #they say when you know you know. well when you know they just keep giving you reminders #if any of this doesn’t make sense i plead intoxicated #personal