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sleepdeprivedvigilante · 7 months

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Ok but theres TWO characters, TWO CHARACTERS, who give me the same fucking vibe.

Damian Wayne and Selwyn Kane

LISTEN- THEY ARE BOTH SELF-LOATHING BLACK HAIRED TEENAGERS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SOMETHING "demon"OR POWERS THROUGH A SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

They both were forced into the roles of soldier/Bodyguard/Assasin/vigilante at a young age, and sure you can argue for damian that it was bound to happen or else he would have risked himself and he already raised as an assasin, same with selwyn, If he wasnt oathed to nick he would have transformed into a full demon he didnt really get a choice and he ddint want to loose his humanity.

SEE:

-Both forced into roles that no chikd should be put through, highly dangerous and/or with high manipulation and torture

-Both didn't get a choice even if they "had " to choose. Damian was already soon of the Bat and he was already raised a ninja, groomed to be heir of both. Selwyn the son of a merlin who since his birth was groomed to become the Kingsmage, who as a child got sent to live with this Family and tasked to protect A community of die/loose his humanity.

-Both have deep trauma and self-loathing.

Like, Damian feels the guilt over the deaths on his shoulders fron when he was a child assasin, thats very deep guilt, mixed with his families treatment him,(not all bad but they could do better), he has very self sacrificial tendencies seeing himself as expendable and preferring others lifes over his own (In a very concerning level of suicidal ideation).

Sel has a similar deal, he deals with a lot of pain and grief from how he treated Bree to his mother abandoning him mixed with the regents and legenborns abuse of him, that and he feeks pain and doesnt show it and he makes choices and sacrifices himself especially due to that guilt.

-Both got them mommy issues

We dont know that much about Sels mother apart from that she can resist turning and she was friends with brees mother, we have few glimpses of her but thats it. We know this, Sel feels deep grief and pain over loosing her, he also is upset that she didn't come back for him, and angry on her behalf cause he can and cant justify her actions.

we have more information about damians mom and we know she loved him and its mutual, but Damian did get dropped off at his father after years, they didnt even meet until certain age for Damian, Damian was also trained since birth and he loves his mom, he cant condone her actions, he cant justify them and it pains him because its still his mom.

-They both are Dry humoured Emotionally constipated Teenager emos.

BOTH their characters are very angsty and dramatic but have a sense of dry humour and comedy.

Like Sometimes its cruel due to being defensive and sometimes its funny saracasm or something just makes them so done. Like Sel after bree told him to say something and he did exactly that, or the jokes they have,same with damian, Like the joke about the crowbar to jason in robin 2021, there he was defensive and trying to get the rise out of someone but it was dry cruel humour, very funny and also their humour is a mix of angst and "Try me bitch" so they will say espontaneous shit thats funny or obvious sarcasm mixed with the joke of "I need therapy" Because thats their mindset (And no Damian wayne is not the feral eight year old brat that cant ever laugh that some people think he is,he is a teenager and has developed well through the comics)

-They are self aware as fuck and idiots.

They can probably go on and say the most concerning shit about their childhood like being raised as an assasin or taken as a child. Selwyn joked about trying to help bree when she needs Just a much therapy than him or even more, and then he jokes saying no one needs more therapy than him, and then theres damian talking/Thinking about his childhood and sometimes realizing how messed up it was, or how it upset him to do certain things.

-They both are dramtic as shit and speak with a fancy air.

Like holy shit (I do too but i read too much) the calling people Full names or fancy titles miced with spite, or the way they speak bejng all "Thine thou shant" dramatic, or how damian Would give a speech to jason to electrocute him dramatically or Sel just being sel edgy.

Anyways theres a lot of similarities and differences but this characters are literally same.

#Damian Wayne #selwyn kane #Legendborn #Batman #Dramatic assholes #I love them your honour but theyre idiots #Black haired emo boys #Also Gives me the vibes of Nico di angelo #Nico di angelo #Zuko #hunter the owl house #Kaz brekker???#Anyways i said what i said #Comics #booklr #dc comics #Robin #bloodmarked #robin 2021

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positivityjediprince · 1 year

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MUDHORN MORONS

Paz, Cara and Luke have one braincell. It has never been seen outside of finding ways to cause chaos.

#its been aaaages since ive posted my art ahhh #ive had this finished for so long but been too anxious to post it #aansndnjfjejsk #but i love my dumbasses so im just gonna post and share it with you guys #cause theyre my idiots and i love them #luke skywalker #cara dune #paz vizsla #mudhorn morons #dinluke #ofc as you can see he has a lil mudhorn pendant cause THEYRE MARRIED YOUR HONOUR #my art #i love them all so much #also please be nice to me i get so anxious about posting my arttttf

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oleandersmusic · 9 months

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[mini concept writing featuring Ing and their gf :)]

“It’s quiet tonight, even the stars are sleeping.” A familiar voice called teasingly. Ing didn’t look up from what they were doing, not that it was important, just reading a book— they just didn’t like what she was going to say next. “Ing, darling? A moment of your precious time.” She smiled softly. They gave a resigned huff.

“Yes?” They offered, watching as her eyes lit up. “Don’t get too excited, I might just go back to reading if you say what I think you are.” Ing warned. Their wife didn’t seem to mind, settling in to lay beside them. She rested her head on their shoulder and quietly read with them.

After a while it was hard to stay awake as the light around them died with the clouds passing above. Ing sighed in defeat as sleep took hold. She always did know how to get her way with Ing after all.

[End]

#your honour i love them #theyre idiots your honor #THEM!!#i love them #comfort oc #my little scrimblos #they’re so stupidly gay #original content #oc writing #character concept #gay content #original writing #till death do they part and even then it’s not really parting #them <3

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userheree · 3 months

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ok so i couldn't find the orginal sketch so I remade it when I had the time today andd

this was only the sketch AND IGNORE THE FACT EVERYONE IS BALD LMFAOO the idea is that the day before (or during up to interpatation) valentienes day, MC got bombarded by kinda everyone,

kiana asked her on a date, blaise asked just to hang out (his words lmaoo it was him attempting to be lowkey ab wisking MC away idkk) theo offered to walk around and listen to music as a date, mylo just asked her straight up ot be his (valentine), and nicolas basically had the same idea as MC and gave her a letter (asking to be his valentine and to hang out) and if eve is a LI then the reason she isn't drawn is bc she is too prideful to ask MC out (main reason,,, i didn't know if she was LMFAOO)

I kinda wanted MC and Nicolas to have similar faces since I see some parallels between them?? tho that could just be me lmao ANYWAYS i WILL LINE AND COLOR ALL THIS AND SUBMIT TI TO YOU HOPE U LIKE THE SKETCH

AHHH HIII IVE BEEN BLESSED IVE RECIEVED SM OF UR DRAWINGS!! I LOVE THE SKETCH ALR ITS SO CUTE?? I CANT WAIT FOR THE FULL THING YAYYY

ur perception of my OCs must be so accurate because this is EXACTLY how things would go down LMAO

Kiana is my pookie I love her she's so <333 she'd ask MC on a date and then buy flowers and chocolates and a teddy bear such a green flag muah (for now she is... will she alwats be? who knows?)

Blaise is so accurate he's like "Let's hang out on this very romantic day as friends!! no other reason..."

Theo offering to listen to music with MC is so BUCBFVFFBVIEFB because now that SHE KNOWS everything he's not gonna let her until he ACTUALLY LOVED HER because sharing music anbd opening that part of his heart is just UGHH

Mylo would he;d just be like "Hey so i blew you off but your cool and i like you so go out w me" and like?? hes an asshole but your honour hes so wirth everything hed also buy you flowers and chocolates

Nicolas omg the prettiest meanest person in the books (he's debateably prettier than eve) but he would buy a letetr and compliment and insult you at the same time. "your an idiot if you didnt see this coming... be my valentine?" and then chocolates bcs he's nicolas and then he'd be like "of course theyre fo ryou?? dumbass" and then take like so many pictures

there are nicolas and mc parallels ty for noticing!!! MC's more laidback than Nicolas and they do differ in some ways but theyre more similar then some ppl realise :)

im thinking of dong smth for valentines im gna use this sketch (or the coloured version if you make it b4 then, no pressure!!) for the cover its so cute!!!

I LOVE THE SKETCH I CANT WAIT FOR THE COLOURED VERSION!!!! YOU DRAW SO WELLL<33

#toc #the occult club #i love this sm #toc : art #toc : all characters #VALENTINES ART!!!#YAYYY #sweetadonisbutter!!!!

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pan-fried-autism · 5 months

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nikolai gets fired 3: fucka da government!!!

@bowlerhatwearer if you arent on the edge of your seat while reading this im flying out to austria city or whatever to throw pebbles at your house. ok :3

nikolai and grem were sat in the court of silverport city.

"all rise for the honourable judge pratt" said some guy.

everyone stood up as chris pratt in a judge wig sat up at the fuckin. judge stand thing. idk what its called.

"alright, losers, whats the problem" he said in that classic whte guy voice

nikolye stood up, looking like a smug dickhead in his southern lawyer getup.

"Catboy and Lame-o over there are being divorced by me, and yet theyre still being married." he boomed, pointing at the duo.

"so what are we doing today?"

"what we are doing," said chris hemsworth, grem and niks lawyer, "is deciding whether they should remain gay married, get gay divorced...

... or go to JAIL."

dun dun dun!

chris pratt shrugged, saying "okay lol. now will the plaintiff come to the stand."

nikolye swaggered up to the stand.

"do you swear to tell the truth, the truth, and the truth?" asked chris(topher) walken, who had become a pig.

"no." replied nikolye.

"thats fair"

nikolye began.

"well after i fired the lame defendant from his self employed job, i remembered that hes married to the cute i mean idiot dumb catboy defendant, which reminded me of... the past."

a single tear ran down his face, but nikolye took out his custom painted Desert Eagle and pistol whipped it away. he continued.

"anyway i didnt like it, so i collaborated with the VERY HONOURABLE missoury court system to divorce them, and sent them a polite letter telling them so. however, these BUTTHEADS wouldnt listen :("

everyone went "aww :(" at evil nikolai/nikolye's sad story. except grem and nik who were flipping him off.

"now, will the catboy come to the stand?" asked chris pratt.

"i have a name ya know" grem hissed as he went up to the stand. he also pushed over christopher walken.

"your honour", grem stated, "i'd like to make it clear to the court that me and my Nik-Nik can't get gay divorced because we are not in a gay marriage. case closed."

chris pratt blinked at them. "arent you both guys?"

"uh, yeah? but just because we're men who married each other, doesnt mean it's gay."

"could you explained to the court what that means?" asked chris evans, nikolye's lawyer.

"yeah. its not gay because neither me nor nikolai is gay."

pratt just stared down at the cat, deadpanning, "... mr akdow-mewton, i dont see how all that is relevant."

"i dont see how you got cast as mario."

pratt gasped in shock! "you take that back!!!!"

Nikolai had to hold himself back from facepalming as grem argued with judge pratt.

chris hemsworth was unable to hold himself back. as he facepalmed, he whispered to nikolai, "we're fucked, bro."

eventually chris pratt started throwing a tantrum and hit grem on the head with a gavel.

"get the hell back in your seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.

grem jumped back to his seat, where he made the rizz face @ nikolai.

chris pratt cleared his throat and dried his wet eyes before he start talking normally again.

"well, after mr akdow-mewton hurt my feewings like that, i must admit im INCREDIBLY skewed towards mr nikolye bad-dow in this case..."

grem and nik hugged each other in fear.

"... but, perhaps, the lame defendant could help?"

nik stood up and took a deep breath. he had to try,

he got up to the stand and cleared his throat and spoke,

"you're honoure.... i know this man is technically me, but that give him no right to split me and my beloved strawberry up. in fact, NOBODY but us has the right to do that. the government hates the little people trying to live their lives, and you're interfering in my relationship! me and grem have a bond that goes beyond love... beyond marriage, probably! if one goes down, THE OTHER GOES WITH HIM!!!!!"

the courtroom was silent.

then the courtroom erupted in applause.

chris pratt slammed the gavel and happily announced, "i pronouncs you two NOT GUILTY of anything!!!"

confetti rained down from the ceiling as nikolai breathed a sigh of relief. christopher walken came up to him.

"young man, for that awesome speech, i want to give you something."

in christopher walkens hands were some SICK ASS SHOES. they were red with a white band down the middle and white cuffs on top and yellow buckles onn the side. nikolai immediately put on the shoes because they were sick as hell.

evil nikolai sheepishly walked up to grem, who glared at him.

"so uh... congrats on winning the court case" he said awkwardly. "want to get a drink? ill pay of course"

before grem could gut him, nikolai punched nikolye in the face before beating the shit out of him on the courtroom floor. the courtroom sat there and clapped like that one funny scene in evan gay lion.

afterwards, nikolai picked up grem bridal style and carried him out of the court room.

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the next day, nik woke up feeling weird.

"hey grem, does your hair feel weird and bristly or is it just me?" he asked his husband.

.... who wasnt there.

but there was a slip of paper.

nikolai read it, and IMMEDIATELY ran out of the house, still in his boring pajamas.

the note was a ransom note... signed E.N!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#nikolai gets fired #shit post

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ao3feed-hitoshi-shinsou · 2 years

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Be Bold

Be Bold by Dawn Till Dusk

Denki likes Midoriya. He like likes Midoriya. Bakugou, the person he most often rants to about this, knows all too well about Denki's crush.

And Bakugou said to 'be bold', so Denki is going to be bold. Fuck yeah, he's gonna be so goddamn bold, and honest, and confident, that Midoriya won't be able to refuse his love.

Izuku likes Kaminari. He like likes Kaminari. So maybe he finds an excuse to spend more time around him... even if that excuse does include setting up Kacchan and Shinsou. Eh, it doesn't matter. The important thing is he gets to spend more time with Kaminari.

Or: Izuku and Denki are disaster gays, and they somehow set up another pair of disaster gays in the time it takes them to get together.

Words: 13521, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Bibble's Miscellaneous Oneshots

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Shinsou Hitoshi

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Kaminari Denki & Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Future Fic, Second Year Class 1-A, Chatfic Elements, Texting, Crack, Fluff, Getting Together, Humor, Sexual Humor, It's Kaminari after all, and they're all teenagers so, Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining Midoriya Izuku, Pining Kaminari Denki, Gay Disaster Midoriya Izuku, Gay Disaster Kaminsri Denki, Idiots in Love, The 'getting two people together and then getting together yourselves' trope, that's not a tag? Wow i'm so surprised /sar, Class 1-A Shenanigans, kind of, Instagram: home of the gays, Photographer Shinsou Hitoshi, Izuku couldn't be more gay for denki, and denki couldn't be more gay for Izuku, theyre perfect for each other your honour, Tickle Fights, Never Have I Ever, There is a mistake in the fic that makes no sense but it's funny so i kept it in, not in the texting bits. Those mistakes are intentional

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41135901

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Bakushin #♡#Bakushin #Kamideku #⚣#R:T #A:Dawn #Art AU #Future Fic #Fluff

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finleycannotdraw · 3 years

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The first of... a few.... ineffable wives drawings I made after chatting with the amazing @a-bastard-to-be-worth-knowing!!!!

They’re lesbians!! but they’re still just as useless!!!! Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click on them for better quality, yadda yadda, there’ll be more. Should I make a new post with all of the drawings when I’m done? Yeah I’ll do that. *sinister laugh* *goes off to draw more hopeless lesbians*

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nightmaresart · 3 years

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Orchid and Bee are the definition of three friendship tropes-

The gentle giant and the tiny spitfire

The ball of sunshine and the angry gremlin

The innocent one and the dirty minded one

This has been sitting in my inbox, but you're absolutely 100% correct and I wouldn't have it any other way.

#theyre idiots your honour #c!bee #bee #c!orchid #orchid #i love them okay #they make me either sob or laugh anf theres nowhere in between

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cluelesslesbian · 3 years

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So, I see people send you Klance hc’s, so tbh I really wanted to share a little AU I made Julance (the Art for it is on my blog, or whatever we call the Tumblr pages)

Lance and Keith are both part of a society where magic is the norm. They go to a school (probably) for magical abilities, and are all separated based on magic type. Lance and Keith have a special magic type, which places them in the same group.

They don’t get along at all at first, but when placed together for a project, they learn to work together a bit and become tentative friends.

But something strange is happening to Lance’s magic. Where it used to be a beautiful, bright blue, it’s now being tinted with purple whenever he starts it. If he makes a small enough flame, it can almost be said that his magic is completely purple. Which confuses him to no end.

What also confuses him, though, is why Keith has stopped using his magic in class as much. And when he does, Lance can almost see a hint of purple in his red flames, but they’re gone before he can get a better look.

Now onto the not necessarily from Lance POV:

In this world, there is a myth called soulmates. Soulmates are two people bound by magic, who’s souls and destinies are forever intertwined, in every life before and every life after. In this world/universe, soulmates are very rare, so rare they have become myth and legend. Here, soulmates connect by their powers, their magic taking on some qualities of the others and molding together to become one. Soulmates can be lovers, partners, best friends, or even siblings. No matter what, the relationship stays the same throughout all realities, and a bond is shared that can’t be replicated or replaced. Soulmates always find each other, but they don’t always have a happy end. Many do, though, because their bond goes beyond magic and mind, it’s, literally and figuratively, in their souls.

Eventually, Lance confronts Keith about the change in his magic, and Keith sighs and confesses he was hoping nobody would notice. They have to work together to figure out exactly what is going on with their magic, and accidentally stumble upon a conspiracy bigger than both of them.

But bigger than their magic, soul bond, or faith in each other? Probably not.

But they’re not there yet.

Once they discover the plot, their magic research gets out on hold for training, and they stay after class to practice together. Slowly, their magic gets consumed by the color purple, until their magic is identical and the most powerful out of the class.

Their teacher, Coran, notices, but stays quiet.

That’s all I got, but don’t worry, they fall in love along the way.

“I was hoping you wouldn’t notice,” Keith said, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Notice what?” Lance exclaimed. “My magic working weird? You not using your powers? How am I not supposed to notice my rival!”

Keith paused. “Good point, I guess.”

“You guess?”

Another line:

“You’re one of my best friends now, Keith. I can’t lose you.”

The “I love you” went unsaid, but Lance hoped, really hoped, that Keith understood what he was trying to say.

Then he took off.

The art~

OMG?! SOULMATE AU? MAGIC?? PINING IDIOTS WHO DON'T CONNECT THE DOTS???

IM SOOO HERE FOR THIS!!!

I adore how oblivious Keith and Lance are to the whole soulmate thing- they're probably more concerned about their individual magic changing that they don't realise theyre MATCHING!!?

Poor Coran is just,, standing there like 👁👁 "w- who's gonna tell em"

Also omg I love that you?? Chose to share this with me??? I feel honoured!

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wizisbored · 2 years

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ok the beetlejuice dragon au was supposed to be a funny little what if but i cannot stop rotating these guys in my mind like theyre fucking idiot superpowered racoons your honour and i love them

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certifiedceraunophile · 3 years

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Hi! A fan of your writing here. I just love the way you write Caroline. An Avoidable Heart is my comfort fic and I am constantly in awe with the way you write and craft the dynamics in that story. Caroline's inner monologue is just priceless and God! I just love that intro scene where Caroline is walking into the Mikaelson compound with vampires and hybrids in the surrounding ready to pounce on her.

I would love to hear how you would have visualized Caroline crossing over into TO or not? Like in what season and why? How it would have likely gone?

Thank you!

First of all lovely anon gimme a moment to breathe, asdfghjkl why are people so lovely 😭😭🥺✨ It means sooo much to me that you’d take the time to jump into my inbox and send these kind words, like please I’m not worthyyyyy, But you make me smile and feel really freaking warm so *handcuffs your hand to mine* you aint leaving 💖✨💞🙃

But OK ALSO oh my god dude THAT CAROLINE WALTZS INTO THE COMPOUND AND TAKES ON A COUPLE HUNDRED VAMPIRES BY HERSELF SCENE???? Ughhhhh I’m sorry but I have SUCH a boner for Caroline in that, like my badass -I admit kinda op- QUEEN IS HERE and she’s fucking shit up, I’m sorry but I love that scene so much it’s so dear to me I was killing myself over how self-indulgent and grossly Over powered Caroline is but like idgaf man it’s such a hot scene and Caroline is practically invincible and we just love to see that, so seriously lovely anon, you telling me you LOVE that scene??? Puts the biggest smile on my face and reassures me a LOT bc I was whining and cribbing over how absolutely unbalanced that scene is to literally everyone BUT LIKE YOU JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE and pointing that exact scene UGHH…...meant to fucking be the both of us 💖💞✨

And ALSO Caroline’s monologue is quite honestly the easiest inner monologue out of the three voices I wrote for that work, Klaus’s is the real pain in the ass tbvh like it is NOT easy writing pretentious besotted losers with a Kardashian complex especially when you need to make them sound cool when they’re the lamest OP dude bros to ever exist - and no I don’t hate Klaus although I seem to try my darndest to convince ppl I do- I just personally believe that a feral fucker like that with a thousand years of existence under his belt can grow a pair and graduate from his kindergarten level of emotional maturity to adult sometime soon, But then on the flipside he’s so grossly adorkably smitten and feral for Caroline plus hella horny for her all the time that its usually easy to write the trashed and devoted idiot he is into something pretentious and powerful and potent when relating to his unflappable arrogance and his narcissism, but sometimes I also need him to be *deep* and ffs profound for the sake of the plot and jfc my muse just wont work with me on that, she’s like I’m sorry I’m not about to bust my ass to make this mongrel intelligible like no sir all I wanna do is make him uncomfortably horny for Caroline and leave him like that.

So smh yeah the struggle is real….but lmao Caroline is just so precious and fiercely protective and just so achingly lonely in that story, so desperate for connection and trust and intimacy yet so guarded and impervious to everyone like it hurts me to write her like that but it really challenges me as an author to balance out her inherent light with the “void” I create in her and through her, so yeah it’s a very fulfilling task and I wouldnt change it one bit, and also I had to balance out her physical op-ness w half a millennium of the ugliest emotional trauma lol so I guess that figures, but the point being….once again I am overjoyed knowing that you liked a facet of the story that I tried so hard to make as authentically Caroline and achingly real and moving as I can and I cannot possibly feel more accomplished than rn for it so ty ty ty ty for reaching out to me and telling me *tackle hugs* It makes me GIDDY knowing that you enjoyed that particular part of the story like ugh stab me please you're too sweet.

And ok NOW, coming to The Originals part of the ask, (also please note that when I say TO headcanon; Hope does not exist, Hayley is a dead in a ditch and ofc Klaus will stop being that lil bitch they tried to pawn off as Klaus in TO)

HEADCANON 1

Honestly my biggest headcanon when it comes to TO crossovers somehow always include non-humanity!Caroline like it’s just so perfect to me?? The opportunity to make shit BLOW UP b/w them like imagine the DEBAUCHERY, the heat, the SEXUAL TENSION, the repression of one Klaus Mikaelson, the EXPLORATIONS, and omg the role reversal when Klaus has to be the voice of moral reason between them and not bc he believes Caroline would not be able to stand herself if she does something heinous and monstrous but bc he wants her to be completely and utterly herself, and yk *aware*, when she DECIMATES ppl to the ground and is in full-on predator mode, like he wants her monster to come out and play with him when no part of Caroline is locked away or suppressed, so obviously when she is w/o her humanity KLAUS exercises restraint on her behalf, like can you imagine that, Klaus restraining himself and being the vague, extremely broken and just largely inaccurate moral compass between the two of them for ALL the wrong reasons- and the entirety of NOLA just standing there watching him herd this baby vampire who seems to be intent on riling him up and angering him when all she is doing is giving him a massive hybrid hard on, like IMAGINE THE GOODNESS of non-humanity Caroline wrecking NOLA and Klaus letting her wreck it bc he is helpless in the face of Caroline Forbes and also bc he is quite honestly *enjoying* the debauchery himself so why put a damper on the festivities.

-I might wanna add that I favour this headcanon a lot bc I genuinely do not even remotely *like* the idea of NOLA as Klaus's chosen place to set his roots so like I would love Caroline going to NOLA and destroying everything there just bc I detest NOLA and the storyline behind it in TO. (yes is it petty? Obvi, but like I am a petty soul and I make no apologies ma’am)

HEADCANON 2

So yeah that’s my main TO headcanon, but my other one being, one I talk about very frequently, scream about in tag rants to an obsessive level, and like this is a cracky one but still very valid, where Caroline rolls up to NOLA humanity intact and all, finds Hayley preggo and is just laughing her fucking ass off bc anybody ANYBODY, with half a brain and a two minute convo w klaus would know how UTTERLY stupid the entire baby shit is especially when it’s with an immemorable one night stand, and Caroline’s just losing her shit about how like an entire city is obssessed w this baby and she just straight up tells Klaus he’d SUCK as a dad (which he really does tho like he was a shitty fucking dad canonically too) and Klaus is just like *sigh* girl tell me about it. I mean basically he’s finally relieved that someone is on his side about the whole baby thing and how he definitely does not want his entire millennium of life to finally sum up to this one squalling leaking stinky infant/unicorn Hayley is apparently baking in her oven, and I say this headcanon is cracky bc klaus would never have put up w this mess long enough for Caroline to come in and sort it out, there’s this preferred method of disposal of his called heart ripping that would've been employed quite early on and honestly saved us all a lot of brain cells and minused years of life, bc let’s be real any Klaus who’s NOT a lil snivelling bitch wearing a Klaus skinsuit would’ve yeeted the baby and the mama first chance he got, and that’s just how I see it.

Lmao I really hope I didnt scare you away w my *strong* opinions Ik they can be a bit much but I enjoy having them so theyre not going anywhere, anyways this ask answer got WAYYYY too long but I’m hoping I answered your question well with this or atleast left you slightly confused and bemused over my feral screaming....either ways I’m really really really happy to have got your ask and the chance to rant so much bs, Twas cathartic and honestly I had nothing to do today so I was more than happy to dish this baby out for you. Thank you so much sweet anon for putting a smile on my face today I am absolutely HONOURED by your words you’sa cutie 💖💞✨🗣🗣

#first of all #LONG POST #second #I did rant a LOTTTT more than what was prolly expected but lmao am I sorry?#no #anyway so those are my general drivel-tastic thoughts straight from glitter graveyard brain #hope you enjo navigating through so much bs anon #and I hope someone puts a smile on your face that's as large and bright as the one you've put on mine today #anon asks #ask certified ceraunophile #anti the orginals #tvd headcanons #tvd #klaroline #anon youre the sweetest #shakes hand cuffed hand #you stuck w me lovely #💞💞

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straighttohellbuddy · 2 years

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the gif of charlotte clutching the newspaper and kicking her legs in the air whilst screaming is me right now reading the idiots to lover finale. I AM IN TEARS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. i have not stopped grinning the entire time you wonderful fucking being i love you and this universe so much -🐈‍⬛

I love them DUMBASSES!!! THEYRE IN LOVE YOUR HONOUR!! Im so glad I finally finished this little miniseries, it gives me so much joy!!! Also I have such a lovely soft spot for Sapnap in this fic, he pretends to be annoyed but he is full of so much love for his friends !!

Also here's a collection of images (from my main blog and specifically from posts tagged About Me) that are idiots-to-lovers-readercore 🥰🥰🥰

#your local homosexual with no chill #black cat anon

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positivityjediprince · 2 years

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I dread to think the amount of injuries Cara, Luke and Paz get just from pushing eachother into vegetation, bodies of water, etc.

In Star Wars world, you think you can just hip check your Vod into a hedge for funsies; but suddenly they're falling off a ledge, into a completely different city, and you have to run a week long rescue mission to get them back.

.........and then two days later, the exact same thing happens because the Cain instinct of pushing Vods into random stuff is simply too strong.

#theyre idiots #and experts at tracing eachother #imagine getting shoved into a wall but actually you fall into some random magic cave like lmao #star wars cain instinct is dangerous #but so so funny #luke skywalker #cara dune #paz viszla #you just know din and bo are suffering like PLS WE HAVE ITHER THINGS TO DO #chaos siblings #clan mudhorn morons #i love them your honour

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gaysonlyocean · 3 years

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say more sims things

gonna talk about some of my favourite parts of the expansions, is a long one so jhgfdfgh buckle up

world adventures - i know its the point of the expansion but i love adventuring so much, theres nothing like the feeling of getting your sim into a new part of the tomb and having to check to see if theres a trap hidden away, also TheQuxxns sadly unfinished lp of it sits in my head rent free like when i hear the name ethan i think of her sim from that

ambitions - GOD I LOVE THE GHOST HUNTER PROFESSION SO MUCH, ive never managed to progress far in it cause im a idiot and lose interest in long games but its so fun, i always like going to one of the fishing spots or the graveyard after my sim finishes work and releasing the spirits rather than donating them to science cause i just feel its the better thing to do, honourable mention to inventor though!!!

late night - yet another ep i associate with TheQuxxns lets plays cause she did her generations on in the late night town, i really like the setting of it!! ive never been too keen on celebrities and my sims dont go clubbing but its really fun, also vampires my beloved are here!!

generations - I HAVE SEVERAL THINGS!!!! the treehouses are very personal to me cause i havent had one cause we dont have trees but when i was a kid i wanted one so i would always give my sims treehouses so i could live out my dreams that way, i know a lot of people think theyre creepy but i really love the imaginary friends, theyre very beloved to me and i think its really neat, i remember one of the older patches of the game it was rare to have a imaginary friend be sent to your new baby so i was always very excited when they got one and with the last patch it happens every time which im a lil sad about but oh well, THE WALKING STICK!!!!! no one saw but when i was playing with my troutman legacy the other day one of my founders meredith aged up into a elder and since she was no longer in the household cause wren moved out she ended up getting a walking stick and i was so happy, when i was a kid i wished the walking stick could be used by more than just elders cause i wanted to set everyone to the southern gentleman walkstyle kjhgffghjk

pets - i have a very special place in my heart for the hunting skill and the minor pets, its just so fun to have your pets go off and do their own thing like in my troutman legacy cause wren is a witch i have her cat go hunting for beetles and what not to use in wrens elixirs and in a different game i have two werewolves and a dog and i have them all go hunt for gems together, minor pets are just really wonderful and i love finding them out and about the place, in two separate games my sims have minor pets just cause they happened to spawn near the house and i got excited, also the raccoons my beloved i kept wanting to add them to my household as a kid and broke everything

showtime - yet another a ep i associate with TheQuxxns lets plays, can you tell she was my favourite youtuber as a kid? ive never actually played with showtimes active careers cause im not interested in them so her videos let me experience them, i love the genie though so much, i Always have to free them cause theyre excellent and i love them, i wish they could still grant wishes after being freed cause like imagine they can now only grant one wish once a day or something but i get it, is just really fun to me

supernatural - MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE EP I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH, i love the witches and the different spells, i love the fairies and their bastardly actions, i love the werewolves and how much they are just Not threatening, i love the zombies despite being so scared of them as a kid, i love the vampires cause is me, i love the alchemy skill, i love the lifetime wishes, i love the cas items, i love the traits, i love the buy mode items, i love the build mode items, i love the town, i love the lore, its my favourite expansion pack ever your honour theres not one thing i hold above the rest i adore this pack so much

seasons - i love the festivals!!! i set my game to have a new season every two weeks cause its too fast as a default so my sims have time to actually experience everything, ive had several sims go pie eating on a date and the haunted house the fall festival is excellent with the several different outcomes!!

university life - the street art skill!! its just really fun to me!! i love the easter eggs you can get in the art too!!

island paradise - oh the diving for sure!!! i cant go diving cause the feeling of diving equipment is sensory hell so its another time i live through my sims <3 also sharks!!! and moray eels!!! its wonderful!! TEH KRAKEN EXISTS MEAT MAN THE KRAKEN

into the future - i lvoe bot building its os much fun to customise them and make the trait chips and everything, i dont like having to hunt for nanites and crystals but i get it, i will always remember meatica holding me at gunpoint to name a plumbot tungas

#THANK YOU #ENJOY MY ESSAY

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acciostorian · 4 years

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mae reads the kane chronicles: the serpent’s shadow the red pyramid

(aka we see mae go through many emotions in the space of 2-3 days)

holy fuck ive only got to the contents and the chapters have those classic pjo click bait titles i’m so happy rn

WAIT IM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT- the serpent’s shadow is the THIRD BOOK. uh-oh i almost fucked this whole series over lemme change the book real quick....

i’m literally on the first page and i’ve already been sent on a mission, so the kanes are THOSE bitches

SADIE AND KANE ARE BRITISH???? omg yes please

THEYRE IN LONDON MY HOME

never fucking mind they’re from LA

oh wait sadie was raised as a british kid. that’s very sexy of her.

carter be like, “you wouldn’t be interested in my dad’s lectures.” SHUT UP CARTER I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT EGYPTIAN PUNISHMENT

so sadie was raised in east london???? THATS SO SEXC BECAUSE ME TOO BOO

sadie has a british accent. a b r i t i s h a c c e n t.

FIT

“six years in london and she thinks she’s james bond” LMAO

sadie’s so emo/alt i love it. does rick always write his characters like this??

sadie pronounces it “mum” and carter says “mom”

it’s so refreshing to read mum ngl

sadie said bloke omg

i’m feeling carter’s pain. little sisters are shits and honestly sadie has the same vibes as my little sister and me and carter are quite similar. i hate this.

oh wow they really said sadie was too white for their family...

sadie did not HESITATE to be like, “yeah dad we’ll lock that guy in his office. mint.”

sadie telling the story is an experience

sadie said “maths” and “mates” in the same sentence. this is some refreshing shit.

sadie’s friends saying carter is hot is fucking hilarious. like it’s a classic piss-off to thirst over your mate’s sibling

THEYRE GETTING DEPORTED????

LMAO AMOS WAS LIKE, “yeah we don’t talk about manhattan. they’ve got their own problems. *cough percy jackson cough*”

i read thoth the god of knowledge as thot the god of knowledge

carter is right, amos has undeniable swag

philip of macedonia. the crocodile. cool.

i love how the greeks and romans be like “if we don’t honour the gods we’ll get SLAUGHTERED” and the egyptians are like “you know what? fuck the gods me and my homies hate the gods”

sadie kane would stab you in a back alley and dance to mcr as you bled to death and carter kane would take you to a museum, tell you everything about everything and then commit a terrorist attack

amos really went “don’t touch anything, the cats in charge and peace out bitches” and then fucking jumped off the balcony of his five storey mansion

sadie made that door go BANG

that fucking clay statue came to life and not one of them screamed. I WOULD SHIT MYSELF.

i’m giggling, all the greek/roman gods have really long/scary/cool sounding names like tartarus and chaos and nyx but the evilest guy in egyptian myth is called set. S E T.

please make muffin some crazy badass animal like crookshanks or swiftwind.

WHO DARES THROW HANDS WITH PHILIP?????

THE SHABTI FUCKING STOLE AN ARTEFACT THATS AMAZING

i love carter sm, even tho he’s scared as fuck he still picked up that ancient sword and was like “ig i’ll bash some heads in whilst sadie holds the cat”

MUFFIN JUST TURNED INTO SOME WARRIOR CAT LADY AND SHE INSTANTLY GAVE ME CATRA VIBES

every cat in new york is helping them

bast jacked that car like it was nobody’s business

i used to think the greek gods were stupid for having so many things to control but honestly the egyptians are taking the piss, do you really need a whole scorpion goddess?

the kane siblings are written so well. like i actually BELIEVE they’re siblings

i think carters gonna become a comfort character now... like i relate on another level. little siblings always take the spot light and you have to act level headed and calm because the younger ones start shit and you’re like “i gotta be the good one because my family would fall to shit if i didn’t behave.” so big kudos to carter, i love you

so carter’s a king huh? I DIDNT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT RICK I ALREADY KNEW HE WAS

zia was like “king tut?? ugh he was such a boy, there were waaaaay cooler tombs out there x x”

i read “nectanebo II” as “nintendo II” and i was like ??? when was that a thing

i drinking camomile tea whilst reading this and i feel so peaceful uwu

sadie really can do magic like THAT like bitch be like “i just copied what zia did and yeah it worked lol”

okay so i’m sorta feeling bad about sadies life rn but i’m still very pro carter

set’s laugh makes me uncomfortable. because when most villains laugh it’s usually described like “their laugh was like a knife, cold and sharp. i hates it.” but when sadie discribed set’s laugh she was like “it was warm and friendly. beautiful.” LIKE AAAA THATS A RED LIGHT

set: the god of theatre because gods dam is he a good actor

sadie saw some hot emo guy and was like “omg marry me”

iskandar be like “lmao imma speak in alexandria greek all the time but this girl bouta die? i switch to perfect english for dramatic effect”

woooOooaaaah SLOW DOWN THERE BUDDY, tongue tattoos???

zia: you guys will probably suck at this at first but oh well we all can’t be great

sadie: *makes fire first time* wooosh

sadie and kane: *doing cool shit* me and my tea: sluuuurrrp

bast is so sassy i love it

me when it’s a sadie chapter: okay ig :/

me when it’s a carter chapter: HOLY SHIT CARTER HEY OMG YOURE DOING CRAZY STUFF???? COOL. i love you.

bast: so yeah, you’d be stupid to teleport to paris, this is desjardin’s home territory

sadie and kane, lying in the streets of paris: oh cool cool

sadie: like i might die rn but i don’t care, as long as it doesn’t get filmed and put in youtube, that would be embarrassing

like ???? sis get your priorities together smh

sadie: *sees hot emo guy again in her spirit adventure, he hints that’s he’s dead or something*

also sadie: so will i see you again?

“no, an egyptian drink. you’ve heard of hot chocolate? this is rather like hot vanilla.” dam now i want some.

carter is an amazing older brother. he’s written perfectly and he’s a great character to relate to for me. even though sadie can make his blood boil, he dropped everything to calm her down when she was panicking about not being able to change back from a bird. i too have to do that for my little sister - sadie and ava are ironically the same age - so i find that very comforting that there is someone like me to relate to!

‘a businessman with a rolling suitcase was waiting by the doors. his eyes widened when he saw me. i must’ve looked pretty strange — a tall black kid in dirty, ragged egyptian clothes, with a weird box tucked under one arm and a bird of prey perched on the other.

‘“how’s it going?” i said. “i’ll take the stairs.” he hurried off.’ LMAO THIS IS WHY CARTER BABY I LOVE YOU

highkey pissed that carters like “i’m always edgy around the police. once i turned eleven they started giving me the Look. when it doesn’t happen it’s always a pleasant surprise.” LIKE FUCK NO HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND UNHASSLED WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

lmao bast be like “imma jump off this national monument. see ya at the airport in my finest clothes and jewellery x”

FOOD UPDATE: i’m eating a chocolate covered waffles and having some tea and i feel so happy rn sorry i know you don’t care but like aaaaaaa

bast called carter her little tomcat and my heart exploded

bast really likes convertibles huh

thoth: i hate rereading my old writing, my present self would never write like this now!! SOMEONE GET ME A RED PEN

are they... are they going to dig up elvis presley?

might put some elvis in for this part, y’know, to set the mood?

i cant stop reading ‘thoth’ as thot even though i know how to pronounce it

the captain with a axe for a head: my name is bloodstained battle axe 😸

yuh bast did some shit ...

imma stop now because spoilers, GO READ THE KANE CHRONICLES THEY ARE THE MOST UNDERRATED RIORDANVERSE BOOKS X X

#the kane chronicles #tkc #carter kane #sadie kane #tkc bast #mae waffles #rick riordan #riordanverse #did someone say queued?

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raedas · 3 years

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nove nove ok so i was looking back a bit and scythe curie mentions Thunderhead????? isnt that a book title in the series???? or something like that/????

anyways ive stopped at chapter 17 but heres all the stuff ive complied:

quotes:!!!!:

“Even when you’re food shopping, death is hiding right behind the milk.” -- god citra thats so deep???? what

“It never hides,” the scythe told them with a world-weariness that was hard to describe. “Nor does it sleep. You’ll learn that soon enough.” -- skjssjks GOD i am living for this shit???????? what/???????????

“I am your completion,” the lead scythe said loudly to the dying. “I am the last word of your lives well-lived. Give thanks. And thus farewell.” -- jsdskjdks i was a mess this entire chapter and this line?????? BYE I AM A WRECK :(

It was the first time in her life that she aspired to fail. -- ur HONOUR i am a mes sdksjdksjdksjdksjdksjdks

—but who was she to fight against something that rang so clearly of destiny -- esme……..u know what ok yea ur right

There was a lesson to be learned in every gleaning, and today’s was one she would not soon forget. The sanctity of the law . . . and the wisdom to know when it must be broken. -- ksjdksjdksjdksj NO WORDS I AM CRYING SIMPLY

“Perhaps everything will change again.” -- what the fuckity fucking fuck

one minute i am eyeing goddards entry in this book very :/ what are u doing-dly is he ok -- After all, this is a perfect world—and in a perfect world, don’t we all have the right to love what we do? —From the gleaning journal of H.S. Goddard

and notes:

- scythes are so ominous the FUCK - sksjdks i understand why both rowan and citra dont want to be scythes so……go Them

- rowan :( i am love him ur honour :(

- but also rowans parents what the fuck ur son literally said hes going to be a SCYTHES apprentice do u have no mind?????? what???????? 😐😐😐😐😐

- after faraday said No to romantic relationships between them or whatever citra?????? miss girl why do u want rowan to be disappointed????? why are u mad at rowans grin???? huh???????? nskjdksjdkskd this is hilarious

- not the grandmas husband being a bot😭😭😭😭

- me: says citra and rowan are pretty similar

also me: yelling casually seeing how staple and reasonable rowan is and how extrangavent and dramatic citra is 😌

- ur honour this unsavoury kid is not very smart is he dear fuck

- that TEST faraday made for them i am CRYING i love rowan and citra so so so much

- i shouldnt be crying at this gleaning but Emotions :(((

- citra seeing rowan as not very emotional??????? girl if only you knew :(

- rowan :( i am loving him and his humour :( jsdjksdjksjdks he :( /all pos connotations

- seeing how the gleaning-choosing-process works is so sos so fucking cool

- this scne e>>>>