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cure-typhoon · 9 months

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Actually I don't understand why people make Rosemary the "elegant and proper" couple because on their first date Rose got so drunk she forgot what time it was and left Kanaya waiting, meanwhile Kanaya didnt even realize it was a date and came in basically her pajamas. Then at the end of the date Rose fell down the stairs after kissing Kanaya

#homestuck #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #hs rosemary #rosemary #theyre idiots your honour

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ink-blot-thoughts · 1 year

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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"

False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.

Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #airplane bro #shang qinghua #cumplane #i fucking hate you all for that ship name #theyre idiots your honour #cucumber bro mocks airplane bro for never getting dates while sitting on his lap #btw if anyone is wondering who i ship shen qingqiu with the answer is yes #he deserves them all

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enkaizero · 1 year

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More Afterlife SMP scribbles ft Vampire Scott, Angel Sausage and Fire bender Joel

these three were my favourite design ever for afterlife. Ahhhh makes me wanna rewatch some povs

#theyre idiots your honour #vampire scott smajor #alsmp scott #alsmp fanart #alsmp #angel sausage #mythical sausage fanart #mythical sausage #mcyt fanart #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #alsmp joel #afterlife smp #doodle #scott smajor #smajor fanart

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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Vivi: If I was a gardener, I would put our 'two-lips' together

Heather: *blushes*

Cardan: *thinking to himself* Why can't Jude and I be like that :(

Jude: If I was a gardener, Cardan, you would be my hoe *smirks*

Cardan: ...that's why

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spitinsideme · 1 month

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Can we see demon!pomni and demon!ragatha playing?

of course !!!! tbey play by quite literally jist fightig each other, usually demon ragatha will chase demon pomni and demon pomni enjoys running away (ots like a strength vs speed thing) and nun pomni and nun ragatha are like cheering on for their demon to beat the others ass (and being pissy with each other)

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menace-behaviour · 10 months

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Thanks @anxieteandbiscuits for the idea

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softiedingo · 7 months

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my two favorite random boys ✨️

#pedro pascal #pedropascal #pedro pascal fandom #ppascaledit #oscar isaac #oscar isaac fandom #theyre idiots your honor #they friendship is such a goal #love them #so much your honour #softiedingo

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miakwat · 1 year

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Id like to thank Wayne Family Adventures for proving just how stupid the two of them together can be

#wayne family adventures #nightwing #the flash #dick Grayson #Wally west #your honour theyre idiots

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sleepdeprivedvigilante · 7 months

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Ok but theres TWO characters, TWO CHARACTERS, who give me the same fucking vibe.

Damian Wayne and Selwyn Kane

LISTEN- THEY ARE BOTH SELF-LOATHING BLACK HAIRED TEENAGERS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SOMETHING "demon"OR POWERS THROUGH A SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

They both were forced into the roles of soldier/Bodyguard/Assasin/vigilante at a young age, and sure you can argue for damian that it was bound to happen or else he would have risked himself and he already raised as an assasin, same with selwyn, If he wasnt oathed to nick he would have transformed into a full demon he didnt really get a choice and he ddint want to loose his humanity.

SEE:

-Both forced into roles that no chikd should be put through, highly dangerous and/or with high manipulation and torture

-Both didn't get a choice even if they "had " to choose. Damian was already soon of the Bat and he was already raised a ninja, groomed to be heir of both. Selwyn the son of a merlin who since his birth was groomed to become the Kingsmage, who as a child got sent to live with this Family and tasked to protect A community of die/loose his humanity.

-Both have deep trauma and self-loathing.

Like, Damian feels the guilt over the deaths on his shoulders fron when he was a child assasin, thats very deep guilt, mixed with his families treatment him,(not all bad but they could do better), he has very self sacrificial tendencies seeing himself as expendable and preferring others lifes over his own (In a very concerning level of suicidal ideation).

Sel has a similar deal, he deals with a lot of pain and grief from how he treated Bree to his mother abandoning him mixed with the regents and legenborns abuse of him, that and he feeks pain and doesnt show it and he makes choices and sacrifices himself especially due to that guilt.

-Both got them mommy issues

We dont know that much about Sels mother apart from that she can resist turning and she was friends with brees mother, we have few glimpses of her but thats it. We know this, Sel feels deep grief and pain over loosing her, he also is upset that she didn't come back for him, and angry on her behalf cause he can and cant justify her actions.

we have more information about damians mom and we know she loved him and its mutual, but Damian did get dropped off at his father after years, they didnt even meet until certain age for Damian, Damian was also trained since birth and he loves his mom, he cant condone her actions, he cant justify them and it pains him because its still his mom.

-They both are Dry humoured Emotionally constipated Teenager emos.

BOTH their characters are very angsty and dramatic but have a sense of dry humour and comedy.

Like Sometimes its cruel due to being defensive and sometimes its funny saracasm or something just makes them so done. Like Sel after bree told him to say something and he did exactly that, or the jokes they have,same with damian, Like the joke about the crowbar to jason in robin 2021, there he was defensive and trying to get the rise out of someone but it was dry cruel humour, very funny and also their humour is a mix of angst and "Try me bitch" so they will say espontaneous shit thats funny or obvious sarcasm mixed with the joke of "I need therapy" Because thats their mindset (And no Damian wayne is not the feral eight year old brat that cant ever laugh that some people think he is,he is a teenager and has developed well through the comics)

-They are self aware as fuck and idiots.

They can probably go on and say the most concerning shit about their childhood like being raised as an assasin or taken as a child. Selwyn joked about trying to help bree when she needs Just a much therapy than him or even more, and then he jokes saying no one needs more therapy than him, and then theres damian talking/Thinking about his childhood and sometimes realizing how messed up it was, or how it upset him to do certain things.

-They both are dramtic as shit and speak with a fancy air.

Like holy shit (I do too but i read too much) the calling people Full names or fancy titles miced with spite, or the way they speak bejng all "Thine thou shant" dramatic, or how damian Would give a speech to jason to electrocute him dramatically or Sel just being sel edgy.

Anyways theres a lot of similarities and differences but this characters are literally same.

#Damian Wayne #selwyn kane #Legendborn #Batman #Dramatic assholes #I love them your honour but theyre idiots #Black haired emo boys #Also Gives me the vibes of Nico di angelo #Nico di angelo #Zuko #hunter the owl house #Kaz brekker???#Anyways i said what i said #Comics #booklr #dc comics #Robin #bloodmarked #robin 2021

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justkc9 · 7 months

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ONE MORE WEEK TILL DRAGONS RISING PART 2

YALL WHAT DO I DO FOR A WEEK 💀💀💀

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #im losing my shit #one more week of waiting #lego ninjago #theyre all idiots your honour #where is my boy Jay

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positivityjediprince · 1 year

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MUDHORN MORONS

Paz, Cara and Luke have one braincell. It has never been seen outside of finding ways to cause chaos.

#its been aaaages since ive posted my art ahhh #ive had this finished for so long but been too anxious to post it #aansndnjfjejsk #but i love my dumbasses so im just gonna post and share it with you guys #cause theyre my idiots and i love them #luke skywalker #cara dune #paz vizsla #mudhorn morons #dinluke #ofc as you can see he has a lil mudhorn pendant cause THEYRE MARRIED YOUR HONOUR #my art #i love them all so much #also please be nice to me i get so anxious about posting my arttttf

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milkinmoose · 1 year

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Your comments being turned off really shows how much of a snowflake you are to criticsm. 😊

Having your entire blog based on M/rston really shows the kind of person you are, I sure hope you don’t have siblings lol. I’m tired of seeing you freaks on Tumblr, on Pinterest, every. Fucking. Were,. And then you all acting fucking oppressed when you’re confronted???

I blockes you, I still see your art. I came for fucking Charthur and your freaky asses show up on my feed. For a while I thought you all stopped but no???? More show up. More. Not only do I have to deal with the fucking M*rballs and V*ndermusty shippers crawling out of the walls, but I come back and see M*rton shippers back at it. Fucking kys tf????

one, my comments aren't off honey bunches get your fucking facts right before talking to me 😊 also get educated with your yee yee ass typing and spelling. like fr you type like you're at gunpoint and shaking like a little woosey crybaby shitting your silly little clown pants

anyways, getting cereal.

I've seen your sorry lazy fat fucking ass copying and pasting towards other Morston creators, how unoriginal. i bet your response to that though would be "oH i HaVE nO tImE tO BE OrIGInAl wITh yOU" like every other person who supports Charthur 😋 most of you lot are snobby, defensive and extremely fucking racist whether you like it or not. get. your. facts. right. some of you complain about people drawing him skinny and fit? ffs he's canonically fit.

most people also draw him taller than Arthur? and larger? he's not. check his height comparison to Arthur. in game, they're around the same height, and the discussion is still on for his EXACT height, but i think he's between 5/11 to 6/1. all of you who make him a fucking mammoth are the racists stereotyping him for this massive black Indian man. disrespectfully, fuck you for massacring that beautiful man. 😊

idk what else to say anyways im losing brain joos soooo ima start getting silly teheheh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MRBALLS???? IM CRYING WHATTTT IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR TRANSGENDER TESTICLES???? IMAGINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR DICK AND GOING "goodmorning MrBalls 😊" UNIRONICALLY

IM ON THE FLOOR BRO FUCKING WHEEZING LIKE GODDAMN PEPPA PIG RN YOU DUMBASS CHARTHUR SHIPPERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOURE OFFENDED OR SEE SUMN YOU DONT LIKE 😭😭😭

I LOVE HOW YOU ALSO SENT THIS TO MULTIPLE MORSTON SHIPPERS???? LIKE TF POSSESSED YOU AND MADE MADE YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BLABBER SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT TO US

also crawling through walls is my favourite pass time, and it's where i have all my adventures with Barry, the paraplegic rat, and Sally, the overweight snail

FYI, for you snowflakes, the last half was just shit post. please don't take it personally and cry

thank you for reading whoever actually did read this far without shitting yourself from being offended. whoever is actually a chill Charthur shipper though, this is not directed at you. it's directed at the assholes who make Arthur hyperfeminine or Charles transgender 😊

have a good day to the nice people in the world i love you all <3

#john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption two #funny shit #shit post #theyre idiots your honor #theyre fucked #funny to laugh at #charles smith #RACISM YOUR HONOUR

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skylordhorus · 1 year

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viren is such a good complicated character- i want to study him under a microscope

#*deep space noises*#i find him fascinating your honour #intelligent yet an idiot #arrogant yet extremely insecure #a villain but selfless? in his motivations #absolutely zero sense of self preservation #its why i got mad at series 3 because it felt like it took a lot more of the nuance out of his character #but hey thats what fanons for- chucking canon out sometimes lol #im also musing abt the idea that for once maybe he is a character that actually fits npd criteria #but i feel bad because as complex as he is hes still a villain #and idk for sure if theyre going for a redemption/atonement arc even tho i very much want one #im also not super knowledgeable abt npd either so im just gonna shelve it as a curiosity i think #plus i dont trust ppl to know that i mean npd w nuance and neutrality and not just the shorthand for Evil that so many ppl use it as

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oleandersmusic · 9 months

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[mini concept writing featuring Ing and their gf :)]

“It’s quiet tonight, even the stars are sleeping.” A familiar voice called teasingly. Ing didn’t look up from what they were doing, not that it was important, just reading a book— they just didn’t like what she was going to say next. “Ing, darling? A moment of your precious time.” She smiled softly. They gave a resigned huff.

“Yes?” They offered, watching as her eyes lit up. “Don’t get too excited, I might just go back to reading if you say what I think you are.” Ing warned. Their wife didn’t seem to mind, settling in to lay beside them. She rested her head on their shoulder and quietly read with them.

After a while it was hard to stay awake as the light around them died with the clouds passing above. Ing sighed in defeat as sleep took hold. She always did know how to get her way with Ing after all.

[End]

#your honour i love them #theyre idiots your honor #THEM!!#i love them #comfort oc #my little scrimblos #they’re so stupidly gay #original content #oc writing #character concept #gay content #original writing #till death do they part and even then it’s not really parting #them <3

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naurimastaur · 10 months

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Gingerism

Summary: In which George and Fred devise a plan to trick y/n into admitting their feelings for George

Pairing: George weasley x nonbinary!reader

Tw: my attempt at writing xx

Please don’t take this seriously this one is just for fun!

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“Georgie?” Fred called out smacking the back of George’s head in the process. “Are you going to sit there like a stupid git for the rest of your life staring at them, or are you actually going to do something about it?” George sort of fancied his best friend y/n. They were awkward. He was awkward. It was a mess.

“I dunno, I just, what If I ruin everything?” He replied defeated, an almost foreign response coming from the twins, who in their approach to everything, were annoyingly cocky.

“I don’t doubt that,” Fred replied unhelpful. It was in his nature to be a dickhead at all times.“But this is y/n we’re talking about! We’ll just ban them from the burrow or something if they say no.” There was a reason no one went to the twins for advice.

George looked to his brother, deadpan. Fred looked back, grinning.

“ Or,” he suddenly lit up, an idea brewing in his head. “what if we get our hands on some of that amortentia thing? Say we need their help and before you know it theyre all blah blah blah dreamy George smell and we’ll know!!!!” It was almost certainly a failing plan, but it was better than anything George had in mind and sadly he shared his brother’s brain cells. Or lack thereof.

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“ OI y/n!” Fred called out. “ George and I are testing out a new product and we would be honoured if you and your royal nose gave it a try. It’s a real business investment!” His accent mocking that of a commercial salesman from the muggle tvs.

“Fred Weasley if you think I’d willingly stick my face anywhere near something you have made, you are a bigger idiot than you make yourself out to be,” they responded. Having been best friends with the twins for five years, they had long learnt their lesson on trust and why exactly not to place it in gingers. They gave one last unimpressed look and walked away.

Fred and George shared a look. Perhaps if they actually thought plans through they wouldn’t be in this position right now.

“ Well hey!” Fred said “ At least they spoke to you! That’s a step!”

“No you git, they spoke to you.”

“ Yes but you look like me so it’s all the same,” Fred replied, once again trying to lighten the mood. “ What if we get Hermione to try it? They won’t suspect anything if it comes from her.” Thus another plan equally as devastating was formed.

It only took a couple of hours of threats and promises no one intended to keep to get Hermione on board. She agreed based on the terms that the twins would leave her alone to revise after. Short time pain for long term gain some would say.

“Hey y,n!” Hermione smiled ever as friendly, walking over to where y/n was in the great hall. “Im sorry to bother you but we’ve been assigned this potion and I can’t seem to figure out the ingredients. I was thinking since you’re a fifth year you might know them?” Hermione was as good at lying as the twins were at making plans.

“ The twins didn’t set you up for this did they?” Y/n replied unconvinced.

“ No! Merlin no! I’m really stressed over this y/n and I really thought you could help me but if you can’t take me seriously I’ll ask elsewhere.” Maybe Hermione wasnt that bad after all.

“Oh no I’m sorry! Of course I’ll help. Alright I smell rain and-,” they paused after seeing a tuft of ginger hair appearing from under one of the tables from the corner of their eye, a pair of brown eyes following, most certainly that of Fred weasley. Hermione, the brightest witch of her age, seemed to have fallen victim to a Weasley scheme. Depressing. Y/n decided they weren’t going to let themself miss out on the fun.

“And?” Hermione near shouted, clearly trying to direct the attention back to herself but forgetting human social skills in the process.

“And-Oh! This last smell is kind of like husky?” They said uncertain. “I totally get why you couldn’t figure it out. I’m so sure I’ve smelt it before though.” Hermione quickly responded with a ‘mhm’, unsure where this was going and uninterested all the same.

“Oh I know! This smells like Snape’s hair! I can almost taste the grease,” they replied with the most genuine smile they could manage. They had nothing against Hermione, but this awkward, subtle form of revenge was far more entertaining than they had anticipated.

Hermione paused, clearly filled with regret and remorse for what she had inserted herself into. “You-.” She exhaled before starting again. ”You know what professor Snape’s hair smells like?” She replied cringing but slightly curious. Maybe she could buy the professor shampoo or something to get on his good side, after all Gryffindor needs all the house points they can get.

“Oh yeah I’ve taken a couple of sniffs before when he wasn’t looking,” y/n grinned. ”Do you think he noticed?” Now Hermione was just disturbed. She stared blankly at y/n before taking the potion from their grasp and walking away. This is what she gets for choosing to socialise instead of revising.

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Waiting in the common room was George, an accomplished grin set on his face when Hermione walked in, which slowly faded when he saw her face. Not that that wasn’t his usual reaction when he saw the know-it-all.

“So?” He questioned fishing for a response. “How’d it go?”

Hermione stared blankly back at him.

“Unless you’re professor snape it seems they dont have any interest.”

George was really beginning to regret his existence.

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A/n: this was way longer than I had anticipated and was also marinating in the drafts much like the nits in Snape’s hair <3

While you’re here check out a prank to die for

@thescrunkler

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steddie-fanfic-recs · 1 month

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my name for you

by kefisdemise

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler Character: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, theyre idiots your honour, Pet Names, Nicknames, Nightmares, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Feelings Realization, Love Confessions, Morning Kisses, Boys Kissing, Idiots in Love, Literal Sleeping Together, Sharing a Bed, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Steve Harrington Being Called "Princess" Words: 12,464 Chapters: 1/1

Summary

And the distrustful gleam in Eddie’s eye stings like his neck does, but Steve didn’t expect anything else. He didn’t deserve anything else. “Whatever you say, King Steve. I just want to live without being hunted, please and thanks, so how the fuck do we do that?” a small look into the development of steve and eddie's relationship through conversation and situation. or, five times eddie uses a nickname (read: pet name) for steve, and one time steve uses one for eddie.

#steddie #steddie fic rec #oneshot #10-25k #5+1 things #fluff #angst #hurt/comfort #friends to lovers #bed sharing

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