#I was scrolling through Pinterest and BOOM

[milesworld96]

You guys think a queer coded this?

#I was scrolling through Pinterest and BOOM #jumpscare #WHY IS HE WEARING THAT😭😭 #he think he on the playboy magazine fr💀💀 #still hot tho #cm punk #pepsi phil

[gloxk]

“Mary Jane.”

Gojo satoru ~

Summary: Your best friend was a snake. She slept with your boyfriend at a party. Everything shattered when you saw them. Your heart broke, leaving you with hatered and resentment. But two can play that game. Didn't she know? Karma’s a bitch.

W/C : 2k+. READING TIME: 10 minutes.

Setting: Modern Au, Reader is in their 20’s.

Song inspo:The best I ever had (Limi)/ Birthday S*X (Jeremih)/Drunk in love (The weekends version)/What you need(the weekend.)

A/N: Happy kinktober. It’s been a minute. (I've returned just for this years kinktober) idk i’ve just been busy fr. I haven’t been writing at all 😭. But I was on tik tok right, and i saw this lil video abt a story. So yall know those reddit stories? Bro this story was fucking outrageous, i tell ya. So boom bro got cheated on by his gf and she slept w his best friend. I was like damnnnnn 💀 ain’t no way. So bro turned around n fcked his ex best friends sister. The crazy thing is HE RECORDED IT. AND HE SENT IT TO BRO. I got carried away w this one. (I was high asf.) But anyway please enjoy! My grammar might be fucked up i didn’t feel like prof reading. Mdni/ageless blogs you will be blocked. 17+.

Warnings: F/M relations,Jealousy, angst if you squint, friend dumping, lewd behavior, DRUGS & alcohol. (mary J) mentions of Ex, BJ’s, Male receiving, unprotected sex (I got a little nasty w this one)

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You sat there disappointed in your dry phone. It was like looking at a blank screen. The night was cold, dark, and quiet. Everything was different now that you cut off your toxic-ass best friend. Deleting all the pictures and videos of you two. All the happiness and laughter y’all had shared just for it to be ruined in a few hours. The incident only happened a few days ago.

You decide to scroll through your alt account’s Instagram feed hoping to see something interesting. Something interesting indeed popped up. A little green circle around your ex-best friend’s profile picture. “Curiosity killed the cat ya’know?”, It surely killed you as soon as you clicked it. She was with your Ex. Your face scrunched in disbelief. You couldn’t help but muster up a pitiful laugh. What was going through her goddamn mind? Did she know the alt belong to you? Was the random pinterest boy profile picture not convincing enough? You nearly tossed your phone to the ground you felt tears bubbling up in your eyes. You remember the whole thing like it was yesterday. The horrible things you said to each other. But one thing she said in particular stuck in your head. “You aren’t even together anymore! Why the fuck do you care Y/n?”, Those were the last words she said to you, the last words you needed to hear to leave her alone. It hurt you so much, the girl you known from middle school betrayed you.

It was late maybe around 11 pm. Your mind was filled with anger. You couldn’t stop thinking about it. You told her everything and she did the same. You two grew up together. When you introduced your boyfriend and best friend they hit it off. They were so cool with each other that it seemed like a dream come true. Having your best friend actually like your boyfriend was extremely rare to come by. Your dream came short-lived after you found them fucking in a bathroom at a party. It hurt so fucking bad. You clenched your shirt trying not to cry. That night broke you, you lost everything in 4 hours. All it took was a couple of shots and one blunt to have your whole world crash. In a fit of rage, you decided to go through her entire Instagram feed. Scrolling through every single post. In a recent post from earlier today, you saw a dump of her stepbrother. All of the pictures were silly, cute pictures of him. You couldn’t lie, he was fine as fuck. You saw her stepbrother a couple of times when y'all were younger, but god did puberty hit him good. He was tall and muscular with a sharp jawline. He has white hair and beautiful ocean-colored eyes. He had a couple of arm tattoos as well. You sat there trying to remember his name. You looked over the caption trying to find something leading to him, the caption read: “HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY @satoruxgxjo! I hope 19 treats you good lil, bro :).” That was his name! You finally remembered him. Satoru gojo, it was definitely moan-able. You DM’D him almost immediately.

(Y/n): “Hey! I saw your birthday was earlier and I wanted to wish you a happy 19th birthday!” You didn’t know what you expected him to say back to that. You didn’t know if you wanted him to immediately block you or text you back. Maybe if he blocked you would be able to move on and heal. But all you wanted was revenge. After two minutes you got a notification from Instagram. (satoruxgxjo): “Yo, I appreciate it. it’s been a minute. How have you been?” A smug smile arose on your face. You instantly texted him back. (Y/n): “I’ve been amazing. Recently I had just got some za from a friend and since it’s your birthday maybe we can roll up?” You watch as your text goes from Sent to Seen. Your heart immediately went faster.(satoruxgxjo): “Lmao? That was quick but sure. I don’t mind. Addy?” Your face was sinister. If he could see your face right here probably think twice about his current decision. You sent him your location, (Y/n): “I mean it’s not like we don’t know each other Saturo, just pull up :) We can catch up!”, You were so happy that this was gonna work out perfectly. (satoruxgxjo): “Who is Saturo? It’s Satoru* n I’m otw.” That happiness quickly faded into embarrassment. How could you forget his name already? You repeated it 10x to remember it, while repeating his name you quickly got up and rushed upstairs.

You dressed yourself in a loose shirt that hung off your shoulders, your chest was the only thing holding it up. Underneath you made sure to treat your guests to an easy reveal no bra and pink Victoria's Secret lace panties. Your hair was messy letting little strands of hair frame your face. You rushed downstairs to set everything up, you grabbed an open bottle of Hennessy and accompanied it with a jar of bud including a pack of Raw’s. Everything was set for the most part. You dimmed the lights and played some sensual music. You turned your TV on to some random Netflix show to make it seem casual. You soon turned your attention to the door as the doorbell rang. A wicked smile placed on your face, your hips swaying to the music. You opened the door and smiled at your victim—I mean visitor. “Heyy~.” Your voice filled with a welcoming tone. Luring him in like a fisherman. “Hey, Y/n.” He had a basic white shirt on, and his muscular body filled it out nicely. His lower half was hidden behind grey sweatpants, He had on white cross that were no longer white. His tall frame continued to tower over you. He sounded so nonchalant, but his blue eyes told a different story. He couldn’t stop looking at your bare shoulders. “Come in hun.” You moved out of his way and motioned him to the couch. The table caught his attention immediately. You made your way to the kitchen swaying to the beat of the music. “Henny? Whatcha got this for?” He picked up the bottle with an eager smile. “Why else Satoru?” You winked at him. Watching him open the bottle and pour himself a shot. “Well, Hopefully, it’s not for little ole me. God, you wouldn’t make such a silly mistake and give an underage boy Hennessy? Right?” He asked mocking you. A smug expression on his face. You couldn’t wait to wipe it off. “Oh of course not! I would never do such a disgraceful thing. But..I won’t tell if you won’t.” He threw his head back and he gulped down the shot of liquor. The burning sensation only made him crave it more. “You know I don’t kiss and tell.” He chuckled as he watched you sit down on the couch. He soon followed you and plopped down beside you. “You ever rolled before?” You looked at him as you picked up the grinder. “Nah, I’m more of a pipe or hookah person. Ya’know?” You giggled at him. He was falling into your trap without even knowing. “Lemme show you how to roll then.”. You took him through the basic steps. Letting your hands guide his. After a few attempts, he was able to get a good enough roll for a beginner. “And now ya gotta lick it.” You bent over his lap using his muscular arm to hold yourself up. You dragged your tongue over the paper making sure to seal it. You took the joint from him and began to light it. His eyes watched you dangerously. After a couple of pulls, you handed it back over to him. He pulled a heavy hit making him cough. You poured another shot for the both of you. Handing him a glass of liquor. “Oh? Is that for me? How kind.” Your hand sat between his thighs. “Of course.” He took the glass and knocked it back, and you followed his lead.

You weren’t slightly drunk nor were you high. But you couldn’t say the same for Satoru. He almost finished your bottle of Hennessy. His head was between your neck and shoulder. He was mumbling incoherent nonsense, you didn’t particularly care what he was babbling about. He was lying between your legs using your chest to keep him propped up. His hands rubbing your thigh, “Mm..please.” He mumbled desperately. “I told you not to drink too much Gojo. Now look at you.” You laughed as you rubbed his head. “.. I know. m’ sorry. Please y/n. Please.” You were confused you didn’t know what he was asking for to be quite frank. “You should get an Uber to take you home.” You nudged him to get off of you. He didn’t budge at all. His eyes looked up at you pleading with you. “I don’t wanna go. I wanna stay with you. lemme stay.” He was so whiny while he was drunk it was pissing you off. “Okay, you can stay.” He hummed softly in response. “upstairs?” You whispered in his ear, he nodded his head. You moved off the couch pulling him off with you. You walked him up the stairs to your bedroom. He was stumbling up the stairs you had to hold him up. Making it to your room in one piece was the hardest part. Opening the door his hands never left your body, If anything they became more needy. His fingers roamed around your back as he began to tug at your shirt.

You grabbed his hands telling him to stop. “I don’t know...if we should do this...I’m sure your sister wouldn’t like this.” You smiled as you pushed him on the bed. Of course, she wouldn’t like her brother sleeping with her ex-best friend. But that made it more exhilarating. Satoru groaned at your words. Bringing up what you and his sister had going on at a time like this was a low blow. “Don’t fuck with me Y/n. You’ve been touching me all night. Saying little shit to me. I’m ready now, and you’re gonna act like this?” You heard the frustration in his voice, looking down at his gray sweats pants you saw what else was frustrated. You laughed at him. “Oh look who’s mad at me. I’m just trying to respect you and your sister's relationship.” Your hands go under his shirt and rub his abs. He laughed as his arm covered his face. “Ah, so I understand why she called you a conniving bitch now.” Your smug face was quickly wiped with confusion. “Oh…Yeah? She gonna think I’m more than conniving after this.” You grabbed him by his hair pulling him closer. Your lips clashed against his, you could taste the intoxication on his tongue. The kiss became sloppy fairly quickly. His hands continued to roam over your back. He followed your lead not allowing your mouth to leave his. He yanked at your shirt, he wanted to pull it off of you. Sitting on his lap, you took off your shirt and tossed it to the side. His hands went up to cup your breasts. His fingers ran over your hardened nipples, his expression was darkened with lust. “So fckin pretty.” He sat up leaving kisses on your neck and chest. You assisted him in taking off his shirt and tossed it over to yours. Leaving kisses on his neck and slowly moving downward to his chest. Taking your precious time with him. He was so impatient, whining if you didn’t kiss him. You used your finger to trace his v-line teasing him enough to push him. You got up and slowly removed his sweatpants leaving him in his tight boxers. Licking your lips at the sight, it was a delectable sight indeed. Tracing the bulging print through his Ethikas. “Oh my god…” You stuttered in disbelief, this man was packing. Satoru felt you tugging his boxers, he lifted his hips and allowed you to yank them off of him. The cold air hit him drawing out a long sigh. Those blue eyes watching you with a dangerous glint, those eyes screaming out for you. “don’t play with me Y/n.” He whispered, almost as if he was begging you to make him feel something. You seated yourself between his thighs, looking at him with awe. Your hands running up and down his hardened dick. You gave him kitten licks on his tip, licking away any pre-cum. He growled at the teasing, “C'mon.” his hand caressingyour cheeks. You smiled as you quickly put your mouth around the tip and bobbed your head up and down.

His tip hits the back of your throat every time. Satoru’s hand pushed your head down so he could feel you deep-throat him, “Fuuucckk, just like that.” You pulled your head back with an angry expression. “Nobody likes a head pusher.”, You glared at him. “Nobody likes a fucking teaser.” He mumbled. You laughed at his audacity as if he was the one in control. You slipped off your underwear and climbed on top of him. Letting him slide in slowly, inch by inch. You threw your head backward, rolling your neck. Low moans escaped your mouth as you felt his hips grinning against yours. “Go faster.” His tone completely shifted from whiny and desperate to frustration. He wanted more, He needed more. It wasn’t enough for him. You looked so pretty going up and down on him. His eyes watched your body lift itself off of him and right back down. Your nails dug holes in his chest, “That fuckin’ hurts Y/n.” He gave you a sadistic smile as he dug his nails into your hips. You shrieked in pain. You could quite literally feel his nails penetrate your skin. That didn’t stop you though, you couldn’t care less about anything other than cumming. Your mind became foggy and filled with a certain haze. “Mm. Keep going. Dnt stop.”, Those words left Satoru’s mouth, his thrusts were sloppy and no longer had rhythm. His fingers found their way to your clit and played with you to make sure you came before him. Your moans filled the room as you were so close. You stopped as you finally reached the bliss you been begging for, panting heavily trying to regain the breath you once had. The feeling of warm liquid filling you was a slap in the face. You soon realized you didn’t use protection. You looked down at Satoru whose eyes were closed with a smile of his face. “Oops, m’sorry i’ll get you a Plan B in the morning.” His hand gripped your ass while you sat there in disbelief. How could you fuck up this bad? You smiled as you seen him cover his face once again, “Don’t worry about it. I have some in the bathroom.”. You got off of him and made your way to the bathroom.

When you came back you saw sleeping Satoru, under your sheets wrapped around your blanket. It was a cute sight to see him so vulnerable, you were about to fuck up his life. You crawled into bed next to him, cuddling him. He turned around and placed his head between your breast, his arm wrapped around your lower back pulling you close. You took out your phone and took a couple of pictures. This bitch was gonna know “Fuck my man, I fuck your brother.”. You unblocked her number to send her a little treat. “When Satoru comes home tomorrow tell him I had a wonderful time. (3 attachments sent).”.

You turned off your phone and cuddled the sleeping boy, kissing his forehead and cheeks. “Mm, she's gonna fuck you up when you get home.” You whispered in his ear. His phone was soon blowing up, From his mom and sister. “I don't care, you don't know how long I've been waiting to fuck you.” He muttered under his breath. You laughed, He wasn’t going anywhere. Not just yet.

#gojo x y/n #gojo saturo #jjk gojo #gojou satoru x reader #gojo smut #jujutsu gojo #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru #gojo fluff #jjk satoru #satoru smut #jjk smut #jjk x you #kinktober

[callmeoncette]

This gave me very much Hobie taking request from his boo

Like lemme set the scene for y’all!

Okay so y’all just chillin on the couch havin a lil lazy day (as lazy as they can get cuz he’s still gotta do Spidey stuff) and you’re just sitting in a comfortable silence while he played a bit on his guitar and you scrolled through Pinterest to get ideas for your braids when…

“Hey, Hobs?”

“Yeah, love?”

“You take request, baby?” You say laying that sweet shit on thick.

“For you darlin’? Always.” He’d say still strumming.

“Mkay…..can you play some Chief Keef?”

His strumming stops and he’d look up at you, “wha’?”

You shrug, “I was listening to him while I cleaned today.” You’d say looking up at him. “Can you do it?” You’d ask with a small smirk.

He’d scoff, “‘course I can!”

And BOOM!

#hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x black!reader #atsv x reader #atsv x black!reader

[tipsyleaf]

I was scrolling through Pinterest and came across this 😭pls this made me wanna go to NY so bad (I’ve never travelled that far. I live in WA💀)

This got me thinking about how Leon discovered his hidden talent in cooking. And his wife’s all like: “alright baby boy let’s do this😤” and boom.

(This place actually sells merch. And I also wanted to say hi)

As someone who lives next to NY no you don't...

But I could imagine him being like Fuck risking my life constantly I'm switching careers. AND HE'S A FANTASTIC BAKER! Leon makes all his kids birthday cakes, special occasion treats, or just breakfast muffins or bagels.

My man would be frothing at the mouth over the PTA moms begging him to help with bake sales because his time management skills are the absolute best out of everyone there. He can make like 6 dozen cookies in no time and with 0 distraction!!!

Ty for sharing this🩷🩷🩷

#leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x fem reader #leon s kennedy #🏡 domestic life with leon kennedy #resident evil x reader #🌿 ivy replies #🌿 ivy writes

[inawearyworld]

one thing about me, i will always love a good gown. i spent a solid portion of my childhood scrolling pinterest, dreaming of disney dresses, working with lightning speed through those little stylist drawing kits, etcetera. the fashion side of the internet still draws me in every once in a while, which brings me to this post.

now it’s past midnight on a weekend, most of my classmates are off doing bar crawls i wasn’t invited to, and so i’m sitting here thinking about florence’s wedding dress.

after a bit of research into famous 1940s brides i’ve decided the look was probably something like carole landis’ in her third marriage

(she is so stunning oh my god. also her photos obv aren’t perfectly accurate to wren…bc…well…she seems genuinely happy. also i went down an internet rabbit hole and her life was actually quite tragic, especially its end. i like to think wren was a fan of hers, and was devastated to hear of her apparent suicide.)

but yeah this is it. buttons down the sleeves. form-fitting waistline. silk, all rouched and somehow sitting perfectly. it’d probably also have a ridiculously long train. like, imagine the longest train you can think of and double it. felix has MONEY and by god he is going to SHOW IT. (“tastefully, of course. who do you think i am?”)

she’d have gloves and bold lipstick and an ornate necklace of emeralds (too many of them, enough that she felt nearly choked), and her hair would be all swept up, like carole’s, but shining stark red against the cream and deep green. and she would be nervous, so nervous, but would convince herself that it was only a new adventure, that she had reason to hope.

and of course it would then totally suck and then boom The Plot Would Happen

#fiytwtb #wonka 2023 #wonka fanfiction

[nogoodmutt]

scrolling through pinterest is like playing Russian roulette nowadays bcs idk if imma get a cute pic of a cute outfit or a bloody murder scene... and then i gotta frantically look over my shoulder making sure nobody saw if it's the latter 😭

-⚡️

oh i totally understand. i look at my tumblr in public sometimes and BOOM bdsm blood guts gore and i’m always scared someone will see.

it’s kinda thrilling though, isn’t it?

side note! i need a nickname for you. maybe storm? storm is cute

#🥩;; asks! #⚡️ anon #squishes your face #mutt 🩸🪓

[ticoryblues]

Okaeri BkDk Day 6

Sick day/ Family/ Missed calls

Katsuki sat at the hotel desk and set his iPad up for a video call. Guessing by the amount of missed calls, he wasn’t escaping that easily.

Katsuki was currently overseas for a mission and his husband, the ever dramatic Izuku fell sick the moment Katsuki reached the other end of the world (literally).

Katsuki straightened as the call connected, Izuku’s back greeting him. The green haired man was currently curled up on their bed under a mountain of blankets, booming coughs and dad-sneezes shrieking in Katsuki’s earphones.

“Deku?”

“The number you have dialed is currently—cough— is looking for divorce attorneys.”

Katsuki watched with an amused smile as Izuku’s shoulders convulsed with wracking coughs from straining his throat.

“Deku I’m on a mission here. And it’s two in the morning here.”

“In sickness and— cough — health Kacchan! You vowed!” Izuku sounded miserable, throaty scratchy and dry. He finally turned around to face Katsuki

“Yeah well the villains aren’t too considerate about my marriage vows.”

“Thrash those shitty villains.” Izuku grumbled, rubbing at his red nose.

Katsuki chuckled, “Yes sir. Did the moron come by?”

“Don’t call Todoroki-kun a moron Kacchan. He came by cause you asked him to check on me!”

Katsuki ignored Izuku’s reasonable argument. He had asked the half and half bastard to check in on Izuku and make sure the damned nerd was not dragging himself to work in this state.

As much as it killed his pride to admit, Todoroki was the one person Katsuki would trust to watch his back, second to his husband.

Like family.

But that was a fact he would take with him to the grave.

“Speaking off,” Izuku sniffled, “Todoroki-kun is making soup right now.”

“Good. Now listen you little shit, he’s going to give you a couple of medicines—no arguments Izuku— and shove them down your throat and get some fucking sleep. If I found out you were online scrolling through Pinterest I will make you fucking drink bitter gourd juice when I get back.”

“Virtual Kacchan is also so mean!” Izuku whined, falling into another coughing fit.

“The fuck you mean ‘also’?”

“The soup must be ready.” Izuku changed the topic, head popping out from the blankets.

“I know it won’t be as good as Katsuki’s but I followed his recipe to the last line.” A new voice joined them.

“Oh for fucks sake!” Katsuki ducked below the table. “I don’t want see that bitch’s face.”

Despite what he said, Katsuki had Todoroki on speed dial. He was the one who sent IcyHot to keep an eye on Izuku after all.

“Oh Bakugou! Don’t worry your husband is in great hands. How do you feel, being so far away when Izuku needs you the most?”

If Todoroki hadn’t become a Hero, he would have made an award winning, controversial journalist with his twisted questions and putting words in his mouth.

“Fucking peachy IcyHot.”

“Alright I’ll leave two lovebirds to do your weird phone sex.”

“We do not!”

“Get lost Half and Half!”

Ignoring the two, he scooped up Cracker and her litter box. Todoroki was cat-sitting until Izuku got better and Katsuki came home.

It was just the two of them now.

“Come home Kacchan!” Izuku mumbled miserably.

Katsuki’s heart ached even though he put up a brave front. “Soon nerd. Just a couple more days.”

“Okay.” Izuku sniffled and pouted. “Goodnight Kacchan.”

“Goodnight Izuku.”

Just a couple more days.

—

Katsuki twisted the key slowly, careful not to make any noise. His mission ended early, giving him the perfect chance to surprise his husband.

Setting down the takeout from the diner down the street, he padded into their bedroom.

Izuku was sprawled across the bed, legs sticking out from under the blankets.

Katsuki reached out to brush Izuku’s curls out of his eyes. His forehead was sticky and matted with sweat. Good. It meant his fever was going down.

Izuku stirred in his sleep, blinking slowly. “Kacchan?”

“Tadaima, shitty nerd.” Katsuki whispered in an unbelievably fond tone.

Izuku didn’t bother to greet him, making grabby hands for him. “You’re still sick Izuku.” Katsuki reminded.

Izuku pouted, growling and aggressively emphasising his grabby hands.

And Katsuki has always been weak to the classic Midorya killer secret technique—adorableness.

“Alright. But if I get sick because of you—“

“I’ll take care of Kacchan.” He promised and pulled Katsuki in his arms, smiling widely as he cuddled closer.

Katsuki ran his fingers through Izuku’s hair. “Oh, Okaeri Kacchan. You’re home early?”

Katsuki chuckled. “Now you remember? After getting what you want?”

”Kacchan don’t be mean. I’m sick.”

“Yeah, yeah. Like you said, thrashed those shitty villains quickly and came home quickly.”

“Kacchan, sugoi.” He yawned.

“Yeah. Missed you nerd—Are you wiping your nose on my— don’t get snot on me you little shit!“

#okaeri2022 #domesticbkdkweek #domesticbkdkweek2022 #dkbk #dekubaku #dkkt #dekukatsu #izukatsu #decchan #izkt #bakugou x midoriya #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #boku no hero academia #domestic fluff #married bkdk #deku x kacchan #kacchan #katsuki x izuku

[zeina-is-bored]

I don’t even know anymore-

I swear something is wrong with me whenever I’m sleepy, I was tired and scrolling through pinterest, BOOM NOW I LIKE ACE, LIKE WTF I SWEAR I HATE HIM- FIRST SEBEK NOW IT’S ACE, pinterest literally making me add more characters to the simping for list... AND I DONT LIKE IT- I swear just the other day I wanted to punch him b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶p̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶p̶s. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!? PINTEREST EXPLAIN YOURSELF! It’s like Ace got hotter after scrolling through- BUT LIKE I SWEAR I HATE HIM SO WHY IS HE SO- AGHH

#twisted wonderland #twst #ace trappola

[devils-little-sista]

“Tumblr adds are so crazy” this. “Tumblr adds are so unhinged and insane” that how come I don’t ever see people talking about the crazy ass adds on Pinterest. every time I’m scrolling through Pinterest I get fucking jump scared by this giant fucking baby this shit is terrifying look at this.

WHY IS IT SO LARGE. SO GIANT. WHY IS IT SO GIANT. WHY DOES IT POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A JUMP SCARE.

lalalalala scrolling through my Pinterest feed and minding my business and having a good old time looking at my pretty little pictures—BOOM‼️‼️GIANT SCAREY BABEY.‼️‼️‼️GET IT OFF MY SCREEN IMMEDIATELY‼️‼️‼️SCROLL LIKE HELL TO GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE‼️ITS CRAZY‼️

#Pinterest #Pinterest baby #Pinterest giant baby

[poolboyservice]

Here's some doodles I did! Was scrolling through Pinterest when I found a QR code that would give you a pen on IbisPaint X that was the equivalent of a marker that's just going to die but not yet

My personal fave is the Ray Toro vine boom, close second being Gerald, but what do ygs think?

#my art #doodles #I can provide the QR code to the pen if any of ygs want it too #I can only use it for a short time before watching another ad bc I don't wanna pay but yk cute one style may use it for doodles and sketche #mikeys art

[adventuresinanarchy]

intro post !! (take 27)

hi hello i'm aj or anarchy whichever you want to call me (i used to mainly go by skylar, you might know me by that)

this is probably the 9th introduction post ive posted on tumblr and i am sincerely sorry for the cringy two year old posts that you will see if you scroll down just a little

i use he/she or they/them pronouns (stick to one set). i'm bigender and queer. also i'm a minor. i'm an enfj but i used to be an istp, so not sure what's with that.

i have a bunch of silly interests that i will gladly talk to you about !!

here's a list (in no particular order):

(current faves in blue)

wings of fire

riordanverse

sanrio

the papa louie games

unordinary

heartstopper & etc

atypical

wednesday

harry potter

certain languages & linguistics in general !! especially latin (i also enjoy rolli und rita way too much which kind of fits under this)

shakespeare kind of

haikyuu!

kandi

stranger things

i watched ginny and georgia

xo kitty

mystery books (such as agggtm and truly devious)

some musicals (hamilton (THE GERMAN EP SLAPS), heathers, tick tick boom, 36 questions, ride the cyclone, and some more)

i also am into a bunch of music, my favorite artists are mitski, taylor swift, glass animals, conan gray, marina, & a bunch of others!

dni if:

homophobic, racist, transphobic, ableist, etcetra.

prolife & you rub it in people's faces

if you're an asshole in general

i'm not too active on tumblr, but if you do think i'm cool and wanna talk to me, your best bet is to check out my carrd and dm me on pinterest and i can give you my disc. you can also contact me straight through tumblr and i'll give it to you but that will most likely take more time

fun facts !!

i love love love dark chocolate

i overshare a lot

i'm a slytherin

i like to write, but i don't share it online that much except for my hermione granger fanfic on wattpad that isn't updated much (shameless self promo)

edit: ^ that was a lie here's my ao3 and my current wattpad

i love annotating books

funky earrings r so cool

that is all thank you people of tumblr

#anarchy rambles #introductory post #pinned intro

[loversrkive]

guess who’s gotten inspired and is brainstorming her new w.i.p when she hasn’t touched her other one is months?

#syd.says<3 #yeah <3 #i was ceiling through pinterest and tiktok and BOOM‼️ #inspiration. #*scrolling #heavily inspired by forest and dark academia #and i’m in love #i’ve already got two pages in my notebook of just random bullets of sporadic thoughts for it #no title yet but that’s to be expected #but yeah i’m excited bc i haven’t been passionate about my writing in months and now it’s slowly building back up <3 #dark academia #my writing #writing #writing struggles #too many wips

[theaveragepsychoticbitch]

Selcouth

Pinterest board full of writing shit finally came in handy with this one, huh? BTW anon- I added Thor because I'm a shitty whore, and I’m dying to write about other RoR characters

Selcouth- odd, unusual, or extraordinary in appearance, effect, manner, etc;

Synopsis: Reader recounts the night they met from their POV

Warnings/Pairings: Reader x Thor/Poseidon (separate, SFW) | Being chased, mid mentions of blood and murder on Poseidon's part

-This post is a bitch to scroll down so I’m readmoring that shit-

THOR

Energy permeated throughout every inch of your being as your eyes widened in wonder, your breath hitched in amazement, and every last word on your tongue died in anticipation for the sight before you.

At the cliff’s edge stood a mountain of man, with hair so fiery you could see it clearly even in the downpour. It draped around his shoulders and fell down his back in wet, graceful clumps. A howling wind joined the raindrop’s symphony, sending a shiver down your spine. The cold was bad enough even with the thickest coat on, yet here he stood, without even a hood for his head. In fact, he seemed perfectly at home among the cacophonous noise and relentless shower.

The signature boom! of another round of thunder shook the ground, bringing you to your knees. Viewing him from this angle, a stray ray of light allowed you to see his face. The gold of his irises sparkled against the black surrounding them, the water that slid over his face made those strange black lines shimmer with a certain kind of glow you thought you’d never see again.

You wondered if your eyes deceived you as you saw the hammer he carried. 

It was monstrous in size, and emitted an air of intelligence no being of metal should have. With awe you watched as he lifted it above his head, and realized he was winding it back as he bent to lower the hammer behind him. With the speed of a strike of lighting, he sent it flying through the air, high enough to pierce the clouds and enter the heavens.

The resulting blast blew the dark storm clouds away, leaving a bright blue sky and a brighter yellow sun in their stead. It was blinding, but a couple blinks later you could withstand it. What you couldn’t stand, however, was the small smile on his face as he stared down at you, giant hammer resting on his shoulder.

His voice was deep and quiet, but you heard him clearly nevertheless. 

“Wanna fight?”

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Thor blew an amused breath from his nose, readjusting his hold on you as he sat up in the large chair. “I have no memory of ever asking you to fight.”

You chuckled at his observation, struggling to speak around your smile, “Are you sure? As battle-crazed as you are, you’d probably fight an ant if it was bold enough to crawl on your shoe.” You couldn’t resist the urge to laugh at your own joke, grasping at his strong biceps as your giggles almost sent you off the chair and onto the hard marble floor of Thor’s room. You’d fallen on it before, the first time you came in his room, and realized quickly it was not a repeat-worthy experience. 

“I’d never fight you.” There he went again. Being romantic out of nowhere. It was even better because you knew he didn’t mean it as a romantic gesture, it was simply how he felt, pure and simple. “Below that, I would never fight someone as small and scrawny as you. I’d crush you.” You bit back the smartass comment on your tongue and rolled your eyes. The downside of him always stating his pure and simple thoughts was this: words that would just be teasing with anyone else weren’t teasing with him. Somedays, you wondered if he knew what teasing was. Maybe you should teach him.

Silence fell over the two of you, a happy hum in your throat as you enjoyed each other’s presence. To your surprise, it was he who broke the silence. 

“Is that really how you saw me?” It took a moment to realize he meant the first night you saw him.

“Yeah... You’re quite the majestic sight every time you do your job, but there will never be anything quite like that first time. When everything was new and unexpected. You were.... Selcouth. Like a unicorn.” You felt him stiffen, and then,

“A unicorn?” His confusion was evident by his tone. You smiled, saying, "Yeah. A unicorn.”

POSEIDON

Had you had an ounce of humor left in you, you'd have thought the crashing waves made excellent background music to the sound of your bare feet hitting the gravel. Like a movie scene.

But this was real life, and the pain as glass pierced your soles was real.

Your dangerous lack of air was real, and the numb, heavy filling spreading to all your limbs as you reached the very limits of exertion was all too real. The person behind you- you could hear their breathe clearer than ever now.

Their footsteps were still going strong, and a scream ripped free from your throat as you felt their fingers attempt to snag your shirt.

Another random turn took your mad race to the beach.

The abruptness of your change in direction sent you spiraling into the sand, choking on a scream as sand replaced air and your stalker's body weight crushed your back.

Tears. Fresh, hot, and large, they ran down your face in constant streams as the bastard's sinister chuckle filled the space around you. You glanced towards the ocean.

There it was, enchanting as ever in the new dawn's light. Strong and unwavering, there was no one who could fight the sea and win.

For a moment, you wished you were the sea.

A bitter wave of tears appeared at the thought. You could never be the sea, but...

You sent a silent prayer that just once, even if only for today, you could have the ocean's strength at your side.

Closing your eyes, you prepared for the worse as the bastard's hands began to roam.

Almost as quickly, you heard a choked gurgle sound, paired with the sound of skin being split open.

Soon as the stalker's bodyweight was gone, you were scrambling to your feet, not wasting a second as you made space between their body and yours.

Gazing at the sight before you, a certain fondness bloomed in your heart for the cold-looking man before you.

The force of his anger would have brought you to your knees if they could move. Waves, sparkling in the sunlight, swirled fast around his lower body, as if attuned to his rage. Eyes rising past a chiseled abdomen and heaven-sculpted arms, you land on a face you thought could put a god's to shame. Smooth skin, and cold, dead eyes that gleamed with killing intent. His perfect face was framed by beautiful light blonde locks, and you found yourself wondering if they were soft as they looked.

A turquoise trident was in his raised hand, and your stalker's was on the end of it. Blood trickled over his pale fingers, and with a look of disgust, the man sent them flying with a single swift movement. You watched in amazement as the body flew beyond where you could see.

Your eyes snapped back to where your mysterious saviour stood, and a new wave of awe settled over you. He looked enchanting, blood dripping from his arm to dye the water surrounding him a light red and all.

He approached in two swift steps; his legs were quite long, you noticed, and just as muscled as the rest of him.

Anticipation would have made your words catch in your throat if there was any air for them to exist in the first place.

Realizing you'd stopped breathing, your knees gave out as you hacked up sand from your throat while trying to get in a single decent breath or two. It was embarrassing, you thought, having this perfect-looking man gaze down at you, still wearing that threatening grimace, as you coughed up sand. It took a moment to get your breath back, but when you could finally speak again, the first words you uttered were

"Thank you."

Your clothes were getting wet from water flung off by the waves, still furious in their motions, and the silence was starting to feel oppressive. Even though he seemed to regard you as less than, he had a powerful air about him, one that kept your mouth shut and your eyes on his.

With a single turn on his heel he made for the ocean, saying over his shoulder, "Don't look me in my eye again, mortal."

As he disappeared among the waves, your last thought was how you weren't aware a voice so deep could have such a melodic tone to it.

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Poseidon hadn't stopped looking at you since you started talking, and it was starting to make you feel shy.

You returned his powerful gaze, and he smirked in amusement at your attempt to recreate his glare. "I remember that night well. You sent many prayers after, each more insistent and annoying."

You chuckled a bit, glad to see the serious mood gone for a little bit.

"I recall another specific memory after that, where after a another prayer on the beach a sea shell hit me in my forehead." The sentence is so ridiculous, you can't stop laughing, especially knowing it was your now-husband who did it.

He didn't smile, he practically never did. But in his eyes, there was the equivalent of a smile. Affection and joy swirled in those no longer cold, no longer dead eyes of his. Pulling you close, he said, "I'm glad I was there."

The serious mood was back, but it was gentler than before. Knowing that this conversation would be one he'd make you take to the grave, you responded through a smile. "Me too." You made yourself comfortable in his arms, the bed creaking as the two of you moved about, happy in each other's presence. Happy with the strength of the seas at your side.

Sunlight filtered in through the windows, and you turned your head to find the ocean sparkling anew, much like on that day. A word popped into your head, and you realized it described him perfectly.

"Selcouth"

His attention was on you again, unwavering like the sea he ruled over.

"Selcouth. It was the perfect word to describe you then, and it's the perfect word to describe you now." To your great surprise, he chuckled, and while no words were said, the kiss he planted on your lips told you everything.

He thought you were selcouth too.

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A/N: Why the FUCK can't I finish anything in the daytime. When shit is reasonable, ya'know? Also, it think I'm gonna keep this top-part formatting for when I do multi-character posts. It's just easier.

But anyways, I'm glad I finally finished this. Guess a fresh wave of trauma really poked my need to write,,(;;;・_・)

ANYWAYS AGAIN, I hope y'all enjoy and anon, I'm SO fucking sorry this took so long. I finally have a phone again (the last broke and my computer and tablet are no good for writing) plus I was having some trouble designing Poseidon's part. If they (Thor and Poseidon's parts) seem different, it's because two different people wrote them. Aka me and me after 2022 happened.

Other than my ramblings, you guys know the deal. Spell check me, and feedback is appreciated. Especially comments *wink wink*

#record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie #poseidon ror #poseidon snv #poseidon x reader #thor x reader #thor snv #thor ror #the psychotics writing

[hobbitsnapes]

YOU GUYS ARE DATING

Corpse x MGK!sister reader

(Found this image on Pinterest so all credit goes to artist, if you know who it is please comment below so I can credit them)

A/N: this was requested by @heyitssab

Tree is tall of sex in this, but it’s more in a joking matter, plus corpse has stated he doesn’t mind as long as you are not a minor or send or tag him. I’m literally 2 years younger than him, and have no intentions of ever tagging him or sending him any of my work XD

Summary: how many idiots does it take to tell the brother and friend they’re dating? Apparently takes 2 very forgetful people, who kept their relationship secret without knowing it.

It had just been by chance, a small chance that he had been scrolling through his tags. liking and reposting art, when he saw a tag from someone he followed. He wrecked his brain for when he had followed her, coming up empty. She was cute, no denying the beauty she had as she laughed in the video. It was a clip from a stream that he didn’t know she had, as he couldn’t even remember her name, wearing his merch as it fit her snug. It fit her perfectly in fact, the large hood covering her face, hiding the flush to her face from her rather large chuckles that left her body. He couldn’t help but like the photo, and he couldn’t help but to press message either.

It was first only small likes to posts, an Occasional message, and a view on their livestreams, but that all changed when he spoke of the song he was working on with her older brother.

It all started that night, when both lay in their beds as they talked, laughed, and felt their hearts flutter each time they heard one another speak.

Her phone rang violently in her bag, nearly making her drop the to go bag all over the ground as she walked. “Hello?” She asked, as she held both bags with her hands as her shoulder gripped the phone as if it’d fall down a cliff. “Hey bug!” He exclaimed, making her chuckle as she heard the booming sound of his voice. She had always detested the nickname, as he gave it to her as kids due to her horrendous fear of the creatures. But, it brought more joy to her, as it reminded her of their youth. Having been adults for years, it was fun to hear such a childish name that’s stuck.

“Hey mopey.” She chuckled, as that was the name she gave him when he was in his emo phase that he never outgrew.

Both talked as she walked towards the elevator, mainly about how his day had gone as she silently listened.

She had always been this way, always the shyer of the two, the one to listen to others first before she said a word. He had teased her for it most of their childhood and teen life, but he had grown to love it, as he could let loose or rant to her about anything, and he knew she’d be there just to listen to him.

“So what’re you doing right now?” He asked, as she got into the elevator. “Just grabbed some dinner a few minutes before you called and nearly made me shit.” A smile painted on her face at his boisterous laughter.

“Are you at home?” He asked, as he heard the sound of the elevator beeping in the background. “No, I’m spending the night with my boyfriend.”

She had mentioned about a month prior that she was seeing someone, the joy it brought him to hear the excitement and joy in her tone as she gushed about their first date.

If this was 7 or 8 years prior, he would be bombarding her with questions about the man, who he was, where he lived, where he could meet him to find his intentions with his baby sister. But, in the last few years, he found himself feeling calmer whenever she’d mentioned her love life. He knew she was smart, and would never date a man who treated her poorly. The few breakups she had, they always ended amicably, her head still high as she told him. So, he never asked her any questions about the man, as he could tell from the few times she mentioned him, he could feel the love this man had for her, and Vice versa.

The strong barreling of her phone alerted them awake, both groaning out as she reached for her phone without lifting her head from his shoulder. “Hello?” She mumbled, voice slurred as the saliva was thick in her mouth, barely awake as she fought to listen in on who dares to wake them up.

“Hey!” He exclaimed, making her equally exhausted lover groan. She shifted off of him, laying on her back as he turned away from her, as to hopefully shut his eyes and fall back asleep. She was used to her brother's large voice, as it hardly phased her after growing up with him. “Colson, why are you calling me this ungodly hour?” “Oh come on, it’s not that early.” “Col its-“ She pulled her phone from her ear, eyes shutting violently as the bright light blinded her “5 o’clock in the morning. So again, I’m going to ask you, why did you call me at the asscrack of dawn?” “You don’t remember?” He asked, making her irritation grow. “No, that’s why I’m asking.” She says, as she rubbed her sleep crusted eyes. “You were coming up today to hang out with casie, remember?” Her hand stopped rubbing her face, as she felt her heart stop momentarily. “Wait, you mean today? I thought I was coming Friday?” “No, both of you settled on today, remember I told you that’s perfect because I have a day off?” She felt her heart pain as she heard the sadness in his tone, knowing he’s expecting her to bail. “Yeah sorry, I thought you meant Friday so I mixed it up, let me get ready and I’ll be out the door okay? Love you” she said, as she hung up the line.

Before she could even move, she felt his arm wrap around her body. A tired groan leaving his lips. “Nooo stayyyy.” He groaned, pulling her body to his. She smiled as she looked down at him, wrapping her arm on his chest and the other behind his neck. “I wish I could live, but I can’t.” Planting a soft kiss against his lips. “Stay in bed for a few more hours, please?” Her heart pulled at his tone, hearing just how tired he was. “I can’t, casies wanted me to come up for weeks now. And it takes a good 3 hours to get there. I wanna spend as much time as I can with them before it gets dark so I can get back safely.” He groaned at this, wrapping his arms around her. “Yeah but it’s only 5, it wouldn’t be safe to drive since we went to bed like, 2 hours ago.” “Yeah, and whos fault was that mister?” She teased, “hmm, sorry but I just couldn’t keep my hands to myself after not seeing you for a few days.” He mused, pulling her body closer to his, planting his lips against hers. A small hum left her lips as he pulled her thigh over his, grabbing the flesh harshly as their lips cascaded together. “Mm, no no no, you’re not gonna convince me to stay here just to go another round.” She said, as she got off from his warm body, throwing his large hoodie over her bare body. “Oh come on babe, are you sure about that?” He said, making her turn around to him. A small gasp left her lips as her eyes took in his milky white complexion. His honey brown eyes looking back at her with a small smile etched onto his face. His hair a tousled mess that resembled a bird's nest, some pieces falling onto his face. “Honey, I’ve been wanting to see my family for weeks now, I see you almost everyday and practically live here. I’ll be back tomorrow so I can grab more clothes from my place okay?” She placed a kiss to his lips, both holding one another in their arms. “I don’t know why you don’t just say fuck that place and just move in.” He mumbled, making her chuckle and heart warm. “Don't you think it’s a little soon though? I mean we’ve only been together a few months love.” “Yeah, but you’ve practically lived here since we got together, you literally just go there to get more clothes that you end up leaving here.” She looked into his eyes as she thought about his words. “Hm, I’ll think about it today okay?” She mused, planting a kiss to his lips. A soft okay leaving him as she got up.

“And babe, remember if you live here, we can have all the sex we want and not have to worry about driving to get one another.” He exclaimed, laughing at the loud honey she screamed from the bathroom.

She couldn’t help but laugh out as she watched, as her niece tried her hardest to braid her fathers grown out hair. It was near impossible not to, as pieces would fall out, resulting in her pulling them harsher, nearly pulling his eyelids back due to the tension from his temples. “Okay okay you’re gonna fuckin scalp me.” He chuckled , as all three bursted out in large laughter.

“So how’s school going this year?” She asked her, as she delicately painted her nails. Both of the girls had found themselves on the floor in front of the nice coffee table, as colson sat and chatted with them. “It’s going really well.” “Oh yeah? Make any new friends?” She teased. “I mean, kinda.” She couldn’t help but hear the wavering in her tone, spotting the faint blush dusting her skin. “Ohh, so there’s a someone eh?” She teased to her, making the preteen hide her face as to conceal the flush. “His names Garrett, and we both take social studies together. He always sits next to me at lunch, and we’ll draw on my notebook.” She gushed, making her smile. “Soo, do you think he likes you?” “I mean, that’s what everyone keeps saying.” “Yeah well don’t worry about it to much cas, you’re not dating anyone for many more years. You’re still a kid.” Her das said, making the young girls face fall.

Y/N knew he was only saying this to protect her, as he said the same thing to her growing up. “Hey, don’t be bummed out about it. He is right, you both are only 12 and should focus on school. But don’t worry, he’ll come around. He was just like that with me up until my current boyfriend.” She whispered, making the young girl chuckle.

“Speaking of which, how are you guys doing?” He asked, as she hadn’t mentioned hun to her in a while. He didn’t think it’d hurt to ask. “Great actually, we’re thinking of moving in together actually.” “That’s great! I’m really happy that y’all met.” “Yeah, I am too.” She hummed, a flush dusting her cheeks.

Both men laughed as they chatted on the phone, talking about anything that would come to mind. What was once only a collaboration for a song, turned into an amazing friendship that caused both of them to call at late hours just to shoot the shit.

A yawn left his lips, as he listened to colson ramble on about another song he was making. “Woah, you tired man?” Colson asked, shocked to hear the sound. “Yeah sorry, was up most of the night last night.” He mumbled, rubbing his eyes. “Were you feeling alright?” He asked, worry laced in his tone. He knew all about his friends illnesses, even once being on the other end of the phone during a bad spell one day.” “Oh yeah yeah yeah, was just, up with the misses last night.” He chuckled, a flush blooming on his cheeks. “Ohhh yeah? And how was it?” This shocked him, nearly feeling his heart stop. Like, does he usually know about his sisters sex life? He didn’t think much of it, as he knew just how close both were. “It was absolutely fucking amazing. Like I thought we’d be done for the night, fully tapped out but after like 5 minutes she’d be right back on me for another round.” He chuckled, his flush even worse than before. “Ayyyeee good for you corpse, glad to hear that puss is bussin.” He laughed at this, throwing his head back. “Yeah, it’s bussin bussin.”

Both men talk as they read from their phones, eyes wide in absolute awe of the love they received from the song. They had just dropped it a few days prior, not expecting the cry of joy from both fan bases.

He didn’t even look up from it when she walked in, until she bent down to plant a kiss to his forehead. “Sorry I had completely forgot about the tea I made you an hour ago, but I put it back on the stove to heat it up so if it’s twisting funky just tell me okay?” Before he could even thank her, both their heads whipped towards the loudness from the other line. “Y/N? Is that you? What in the hell are you doing there with corpse!” He didn’t sound angry, more shocked than anything, both of them looking at the phone in confusion. “I, I love here? Remember I told you like a month ago I was moving in with him?” “WHAT!” Both jumped at the loud scream. “Wait so you guys are dating!?” Both we’re even more perplexed, until it dawned on both of them. Their eyes wide as they turned their heads to one another slowly. “Wait you didn’t tell him?” “No? He’s one of your best friends so I thought you did!” “He’s your brother! So I thought you did!” Both whisper, until all three lay silent. That was until, the large cry of laughter that leaves the two, leaving colson even more confused. He wasn’t mad, not at all actually. More shocked and confused than anything. Until he started thinking, it does make sense, all the times they spoke about one another without him knowing, all the times they mentioned-“OH GOD!” He yelled, gagging violently, making them stop their laughing fit. “What's wrong? Why are you yelling?” She asks “like a month ago corpse was talking about how he was tired cause he was up all night having sex AND I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU! OH GOD WAS THAT WHY YOU WERE LIMPING THAT DAY WITH CAS AND I!” Both laugh even harder, as they listen to his ever growing gags.

“So yeah,. That’s literally how we had no idea we were keeping the relationship secret from her brother.” He laughed, as he red the comments and listened to his friends' laughter. She sat beside him, head laying on his shoulder as he told the story. She couldn’t help but to look back up into his eyes, as he glanced down at her, planting a soft kiss to her lips. “Keep it pg guys.” Colson said from the other line, making them chuckle.

#corpse husband imagine #corpse #corpse husband fanfic #corpse x reader #corpse imagine #corpse fic #corpse x you #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband

[sunnysidevans]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 : 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 - 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

Summary: Everyone goes through stages in life, meeting new people, falling in love, getting married , having children. Some people think it won’t happen to them but maybe fate hadn’t lead you in the right direction.

Warnings: fluffy!! mentions of anxiety but mostly fluff!!

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

PREVIOUS STAGE | THE STAGES MASTERLIST

Authors Note: I am so sorry about this. I am always aplogizing, I wanted to get this out sooner. I promise to be up to date on this one and the next. One last part!! enjoy!!

Making your way in the door, bags in tow you couldn’t be more excited to see the dog-hair overruled rug in front of the front door. A month away was much needed but you were never so excited to be in Massachusetts. Smiling, you set your bags down as Chris followed suit and looked around the house. “Scott!” you yelled and soon two barreling bodies on four legs came running from around the corner. Laughing you caught Zeus as Dodger made his way to Chris, making your way to the floor you couldn’t help but laugh as you smiled and received the many kisses from your and Chris's kids. As you two switched dogs and you got the love from dodger and he got his love from Zeus you finally made your way to your feet and met the eyes of your brother in law standing in the doorway, “please you’ve been gone a month and you're more excited to see them than me and I took care of the damn things!” he held his hands out in exaggeration as you laughed. You made your way to Scott in his open arms and squeezed him tight, happy to be home.

“So, how was it?!” Scott asked as you made your way to the kitchen to sit at the table as Chris let the dogs outside. You sat down at the table as Scott joined across from you “it was so beautiful, I adored every second of it” You smiled grabbing your phone from your pocket to show him a few pictures to pass the time. “Now you definitely made me a niece or nephew right?” he replied as you were mid story, you choked and laughed "What?" you asked looking up at him from where you were sitting “Listen, I already see how great of parents you two are going to be, I just need to be an uncle again okay!” he held his arms out and laughed as you laughed softly, you were not expecting him to come right out with it. “What’s going on in here?” Chris’s voice boomed as it was followed by the pitter patter of the dog's paws, “oh nothing, (Y/N) were just talking right?” Scott asked as you nodded still taken back by the question. You sat back as you didn’t even give a thought that you and Chris were unprotected the whole time, you shook it off, you were married now it was normal to be unprotected on a honeymoon, right? 

You were unpacking in the bedroom when Chris bounced down on the bed with a grin, “as much as I loved the month off, I am so thankful to be home” he sighed happily as he fell back on the bed. You grinned and nodded in agreement as you put the dirty laundry between each suitcase in the correct laundry basket, “You okay?” he asked as you were awfully quiet, you were nervous as you knew you couldn’t hide this from your husband. You nodded, “Scott asked me if we made him an uncle while we were gone” you looked at him biting your lip as he smiled walking to meet you where you were standing. “You seem.. Upset about that?” he questioned as you looked at him shaking your head quickly “no no i’m far from upset I just want to make sure, if we did make a baby while there would it be the right timing?” you asked looking up at him as he smiled sadly. “Is this about my projects and such?” he asked as you nodded slightly “I don’t expect you to be at my beck and call and I don’t expect you to be with me 24/7 but when the baby comes.. It's going to need us both, IF I do come down pregnant” you said as you laughed “if I do get pregnant I mean” you finished as you watched him. Chris stood tall as he took your hands in his and squeezed them gently, messing with the wedding ring on your finger “we will figure it out when it comes okay?” you nodded in response, as you leaned up and kissed him softly. 

You continued to try wracking your brain around the possibility of maybe being pregnant. You had no reason to think it but your anxiety was getting the better of you, over thinking the whole thing it kept you up the rest of the night. Looking over at the clock you noticed the bright red letter read “1:22 AM” as you sighed softly and pulled the covers back. Putting your slippers on you quietly opened and closed the door as you slipped downstairs, to avoid waking your husband. Sitting down on the couch you were met with Dodger climbing beside you, you smiled as you pet behind his ears, whispering to him “Hi buddy” you smiled as he huffed, laying his head in your lap. You turned the tv on and turned it to a random channel as you sat back, petting dodger absentmindly. “Would you want to be a big brother bud?” you looked down at the dog in your lap as you continued messing with his ears gently, he huffed in response, you realized Zeus was better at advice. You jumped awake as you felt a hand on your shoulder, looking up you met Chris’s tired eyes. "What are you doin down here?” he whispered as you scooted over so he could sit beside you, you laid your head on his shoulder “I couldn’t sleep," you replied. You felt your eyes start getting heavy as you finally fell back to sleep after a few more minutes, "let's get you to bed” he whispered as he carried you up to the bedroom. 

A MONTH LATER

About two weeks after coming home you began to feel sick. Your anxiety had left you alone for the first week and you hadn’t thought to think of pregnancy as you continued to have aches and some vomiting. You laid on the couch as you continued to work from home as you were unsure of what was going on. You typed up papers and did virtual calls in the living room between bathroom visits. You had finished submitting an email to your firm as you heard a knock on the door. You stood and made your way to the door with your robe and pajamas, opening the door you were met with Chris’s mom, Lisa. “Lisa!” you said in surprise as you moved aside to let her in, “Chris says you aren’t feeling well, and with him in meetings and you being you, he wanted me to make sure you ate” she made her way to the kitchen as you followed after shutting the door. You smiled “that’s amazing Lisa” you replied as you smiled at her as she set the bag down and pulled out tupperware dishes. “Okay so we have, Chicken noodle, loaded baked potato and chedda-” she began to ramble the soups in each bin as you cut her off making your way up to the bathroom at the top of the steps.

Emptying the contents of what was in your stomach you pushed your hair back as you felt a hand on your back “oh honey” she whispered as you shut the toilet lid and flushed it. Standing up you looked back at her as she handed you a towel. "Are you sure you're okay?” she asked softly, moving a piece of your hair off your forehead gently. You nodded as she pulled you into a hug and whispered in your ear “You know, when I was pregnant with Chris I had constant morning sickness.. Honey, I may take a test” she smiled at you softly as you both pulled away from the hug. After Lisa left you took care of the tupperware dishes of soups and leaned against the fridge door. You knew you had to go to the drug store and pick up a test. You sat and contemplated going to the store before you finally decided against it. After a few hours you finally felt it was time to face your fear and go to the store. Making it to the drug store down the road was easier than you had anticipated and you made your way into the aisle. Looking through as the boxes made your head hurt as you were so confused by what was good and what wasn’t. “First time?” a middle aged woman asked as she entered the aisle, you nodded, pulling the sleeves of your sweater over your hands. She smiled at you and picked up a box “this is the one I used for my first one, I recommend it” she smiled as you nodded looking at the box. 

You made it home as easily and made your way upstairs. You couldn’t believe you were taking a test. The anxiety you had at first was creeping back up on you as you sat down on the toilet and set the test on the counter. Sitting on the toilet you stared off at the random decor you and Chris had in the bathroom. You began to pick at the nail polish on your fingers as you bit your lip, your knee bouncing, you were anxious and it was eating you alive. You jumped at the sound of your phone alarm as you looked at it to shut it off. Taking a deep breath you grabbed the test off the counter, counting to ten you closed your eyes. As you reached ten you opened your eyes and looked down at the tiny piece of plastic in your hand, as you opened your eyes the words read out to you “POSITIVE”. Your lip shook as you covered your mouth, tears forming in your eyes as you sniffled, you were having a baby. Grabbing your phone you quickly typed up a quick text to Lisa, simply reading “you were right”.

After a few days you had your first appointment with your doctor where you were able to get the full details. You were about 7 weeks. Getting the sonogram wasn’t much but you cried sitting in the office chair as you held the tiny picture in your hands, you couldn’t see much but you knew a little bundle of you and Chris grew inside of you. After contemplating the last few days you knew you had to tell him in a special way. He was going to be over the moon and you couldn’t wait to see his reaction. After countless Pinterest scrolls you finally found how you would tell him. Making your way inside the house you called out, “Chris!” you slid your shoes off “In the office!” he replied. You smiled as you held the small gift bag, making your way to the office you smiled as you saw him at his desk. You made your way over to him as you held the gift bag out to him. "What's this?” he asked as you smiled shrugging “just open it” you smiled as you sat on the edge of his desk as he took the bag into his lap. Tearing through the wrapping paper, Chris pulled out the mug that read “#1 dad”, holding the mug in his hands, his eyebrows furrowed, he tilted his head. After a few minutes he looked between you and the mug as soon a paper fell from inside the mug falling in his lap, picking it up he saw the sonogram photo. “Oh my god” he whispered softly as you finally smiled, “are we having a baby?!” he asked as you nodded eagerly. Screaming Chris set the mug down and tackled you, gently into a hug. As you hugged him back as tightly as you could you heard the sniffles from your shoulder and his soft whisper “I’m going to be a dad”. 

After a few weeks you and Chris had scheduled a photoshoot to announce the pregnancy. You knew you should announce it to family first but you had informed him that his mom was the reason you already knew about your baby. You stood at the mirror as you adjusted the dress on your body, as Chris slowly approached. Wrapping his arms around you, resting his hands on your belly he smiled “I can’t believe we're having a baby," he smiled as he kissed the top of your head “a little cheese fry” you laughed at his reply. You finally made it out of the house with your small family and to the location the photographer had recommended, getting out you couldn’t help but smile and knew this place was going to be perfect. You got Dodger and Zeus ready as Chris and the photographer spoke about how they’d like to proceed. You smiled as you pinned the “big brother” bandannas on Dodger and Zeus and couldn’t help and coo at them, "My big boys," you smiled as Chris yelled for you, "C'mon baby lets get started!”. You posed beside Chris as you both held your small bump, Dodger sitting in front of you and Chris. After many shots later you and the boys were ready to head home.

A few days later you and Chris received the photos from the photographer as Chris paid extra for them to be edited in top priority. As you and Chris scrolled through them the one of the four of you was your favorite, you had to definitely frame a few of them for Lisa as Christmas presents. Chris grinned from beside you as your phone had buzzed multiple times on the bedside table, as you sat there with your book in hand you furrowed your eyebrows and looked over at him. "What did you do?” you asked as he shrugged with a grin. Grabbing your phone you clicked the notifications and smiled at the photo Chris decided to post of the four of you with the caption “Looks like Zeus and Dodger are getting promotions”. You laughed as you smiled. “I think that's my favorite," he whispered as you smiled leaning over to kiss him. You nodded as you sat back against the headboard with a smile. Thinking back you couldn’t help to be so excited, you were going to have a baby with the love of your life, A little cheese fry.

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