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yanderelovlies · 2 years

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Dino here! Not on my account because too lazy to log in. XD But for a request... How about the boys' reaction to y/n wearing a halloween costume that hits all of those types of taste. And I don't mean just general like wise, but also hits all the right kinks wise. >3c

Aaaahh Dino! I missed you 💕💕 and of course I can do that! It is spooky season after all. Though when you says boys I'm assuming Jack, Shaun, Ian, and nick?? (I hope so...)

Sunny Day Jack

🔪THIS FIC IS 18 + AGELESS AND BLANK BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED 🔪

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I see Jack as a switch personally. His purpose to please his sunshine. He NEEDS them to need him. So he is willing to play whatever role you need him to.

If Jack is Dom in the relationship as stated in my Halloween special I really think he would get a kick out a sexy revealing ringmaster costume.

Somewhere deep down (*cough* Joseph *cough*) he likes to the idea of taming you. Of REALLY making you his. So when you dress up and act like your in charge he is more then ready to pounce.

Without even knowing it he is also really into over stimulation. See you writh, moan, and squirm cause of him does something to him. Needless to say you be the one in the Ring master costume, but Jack is the true master.

That being said if he is Sub he is like puddy in your hands. Especially if you put on sexy law enforcement costume. Something about a flashing badge makes him more submissive (and breedable)

Wanna experiment put vibrating bullets on his dick as you pound into him? Do it Wanna pull his hair causing his head to go back with ever thrust? Please do it feels amazing. Wanna use hand cuff and cuff his hands together or to the bed? Get ready for a sweaty, moaning mess on your hands.

Look he may throw around the prises, but this man has a prose kink of his own. So please call him your pretty boy as you pound him. He NEEDS to hear you say it.

Jack likes being a sub more then cares to admit. It's nice to let someone take over for a little while, and take care of him. He might to do it more often. (Vut not all the time because there is still that nagging feeling in the back of his mind that if he isn't in charge things won't go like he needs them to.)

Shaun

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry.....ANYWAY Look it's no lie Shaun is Dom it feels more natural to him then being a sub. (But if you bat your eyes nicely me MIGHT consider it.) He also kinda basic in the aspect that a sexy cat costume really gets him going.

Something about your long sleeved leotard, accompanied by your fuzzy cats ears and tail, and knee high boots get his hard and ready to breed you to the fullest.

Leash and collar play FOR SURE. He likes to tug you closer to where he wants you by the leash. He said himself this man has a daddy kink, but I wouldn't put it past him to have a master kink 👀. Also keep in mind d he has a brat taming kink.

He isn't huge on bondage, but he indulges on occasion. See after he is done thoroughly fucking you he likes to have cuddles and aftercare. Rope and cuffs just make that process longer.

Shaun is the true master in this relationship, and he WILL breed you till you remember it.

Ian

Sub 100%. This man's pleasure is your pleasure, and he doesn't mind. Having the family he does it's not a wonder why he fell into the sub role so easily. That being said the costume that really Ian going would either be a sexy priest/nun or a sexy devil. The shame of comminting such sin with a member of the church or a devil turns him on immensely.

Ian really like bondage and whips. Bondage because the feeling of the rope wrapped around his body as you hold his hips and he brunches off your dick/strap-on make each orgasim that much more delicious. As for the whip...sin that's all.

He also has a mommy/daddy kink, and praise kink. Please call him your good boy, or tell him how pretty he looks taking your dick. It sends him to cloud 9 every time.

Letting go of things, and letting people take the reigns is second nature for Ian. So he has no problem letting you be the Dom in this relationship.

Nick

I'm sorry this man is Dom for fun. You see his favorite thing to do is let his partner believe is submissive, until they are the ones face down ass up as he pull the leash attached to your collar with each thrust.

Very much into bondage. You look so pretty tied for him it feels like he is unwrapping a gift from God. Overestimating is another big thing for him. He really likes to see how far he push it before you are BEGGGING him stuff you full.

I do wanna say thought he isn't all rough all the time. He will only push you as far you want him to, and makes sure a safe word is in place. Like the others Doms your security and safety is top priority.

That all being said Nick is a professional Dom so he is careful, efficient, and above all else loving. You are his top priority.

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shizy-chan · 2 years

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TanZen Week Day 5 - Training / Accidental Confession / Fantasy AU / Costumes

I offer you more blushing boys uwu!!

Originally, I wanted to make them duel for the right of inviting the other to a festival, and giving a concussion to Zen in the process but, 1. my artistical habilities can't do that much, 2. It was getting too long and 3. I'm lazy. Like, super lazy. So, have this instead haha I'm sorry *cries*

Instead of swords they have magic, and Zen got hit by a random spell that knocked him out (I wanted Inosuke to be the culprit, but again, I'm lazy. Just know that it was him hahaha) and, since unconscious Zenitsu's more assertive, he goes and blurts out his true feelings to a concerned Tanjirou ówu!

Again, I gave up on trying to do backgrounds. Just no, and please, don't ask me from where comes the light haha *criesinspanish* This time I tried using color palettes so there's a lot of colors around haha I mean, in my head magic = lot of bright colors and sparkles and stars and all that so, enjoy ;D!!

I can't promise that I'll have tomorrow's entry ready for, well, tomorrow, because somehow I decided to discard the pages I had done and re do pretty much everything two days ago as a way to show how much I hate myself :'ccc just so you know that I have more posts for the week :)

Again, thank you very much for your likes and comments, it makes me incredibly happy ;v;!

I'm on Twitter at @ shizychan ! see ya!

@tanzenweek

#tanzenweek2022 #tanzen #zentan #kimetsu no yaiba #zenitsu agatsuma #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro x zenitsu #my art #I wanted to make them elfs or something along that line #and give them long flowy hair #but I didn't in the end #also they're at some magic academy #cuz i can #so yes #thank you again

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bardicious · 2 years

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BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris Hemsworth, please, honestly GO FUCK YOURSELF. LMAO.

Okay, so, listen, this is honestly going to be the last I ever talk about this, but the fact that I've been proven right about this jackasses involvement in this whole affair has got me laughing!

In 2017, or the year previous, who the fuck knows, Chris Hemsworth got his friend, Taika Waititi to direct Thor 3. Thor Ragnarok, which heavily diverged from the cinematography and the lore of the previous two Thor movies. Chris Hemsworth decided Thor was too boring. He didn't like playing him anymore. He wanted to play someone new and fun. He wanted to play himself. And he got just that.

I'll give Ragnarok enough credit, that aye, I might be fooled into thinking there was some interest the title character. But after Love and Thunder? No, now I know I've been fooled into watching a costume party by Chris Hemsworth, his family, and his friends. Ding ding ding! What do we have here, Johnny?

A bottom tier celebrity making a franchise that not only was all about him - his character, but all about him!!! He's playing himself!

His daughter at the end of Thor: Love and Thunder, is his daughter in real life (she's cute, no diss). His two sons played younger versions of him. His wife was a wolf woman he made out with! His best friends Matt fucking Damon and Taika Waititi both star in the role and the latter directs it.

I'm sorry, but at what fucking point did I sign up for a lazy written fanfiction? Because that's sure as hell not what I thought would happen in Thor 1 or 2, or Avengers. And you know, I am still mad, because I enjoyed the OG Thor, I enjoyed the OG Loki, and Marvel and, wow, did it not pay off.

Alas, it's on me for watching any new Thor films (aye, listen, I gotta family here!), but I just wanted to tell anyone who ever said Thor is a walking self insert nowadays. You are completely and utterly spot on.

Applaud yourself.

PS. Full Review* -> Here

Have fun!

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bimbo-writer · 2 years

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🍬Trick or Treat 🍬

Leona kingscholar x afab! reader

Contains: pirate leona, semi public, sir kink, hair pulling, degradation, praise, breeding, edging.

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Halloween, a day everybody loves. Candy, costumes, laughter who wouldn't love this day full of fun in a single night? You personally loved the holiday since it meant you had a week full of decorating the school for the ghost. It also was because this year you got to see your lazy boyfriend is a Halloween costume.

Normally the two of you would just go buy candy but this year was really special since it was your first in twisted wonderland. You decided to get a matching costume and dress as a pirate like him. It was a surprise for later but he found out and told you to at least dress as a sexy pirate.

You took his words to heart getting Vil to help you modify your costume so it shows off more of your chest. Overall it went from a normal pirate costume to a slutty pirate, you tried it on two days before Halloween and it fit perfectly hugging every curve right. The long pants now snug booty shorts while the classy top was a ruffled top with a deep v-neck cut.

In all honesty you where shocked by just how good you could look in a costume. You stached the costume away until it was the day of Halloween to surprise leona.

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The day of Halloween finally arrived and you where more than excited to show off the outfit for leona once he got his break. Getting ready and doing one final check in the mirror you decided to change your panties for a thong that would show on the sides of your shorts. Just to add a little more flair.

As soon as it hit 3:30 you left heading for the Colosseum in hopes to catch him while he's still awake. On the way several people where staring you down and some even asking for a picture with you. You didn't mind the attention but it wasn't all good as some of the men tried to get hands with you but thankfully there where others around to help.

After the wall you where finally at the Colosseum and found leona giving his final stamps to a group of teenage girls. They all seemed so pretty and tall, "hey mr. pirate you doing anything after this" one of the girls asked obviously flirting with him. He didn't seem interested but she wouldn't give up, "if you're free I'd be happy to see you again" she said batting her eyelashes.

This pissed you off to some degree but instead of causing a scene you decided to play it cool. Walking over to them calmly leona seemed intrested in your choice of clothing while the girls seemed impressed. "Sorry to interrupt this conversation but I need to borrow my boyfriend so he take a break" your words leaving them shocked.

Leona smirked as you took his hand leaving while the girls stood with their mouths wide open. "Was that an act of jealousy herbivore" he asked already knowing the answer, "it most certainly was not" you huffed dragging him to the cafeteria.

"I didn't know I had such a sexy girlfriend" he mused as a small blush spread across your face. "Thank you but right now where getting you food" you said holding his hand in yours. "What why? I'm not exactly hungry for food but rather-" he stopped pulling you close to grad a handful of your ass, a yelp leaving your lips "you" his voice low and stern.

"Baby are you serious right now" you asked looking up to see his smug smirk squeezing your ass harder. "Fine but where" you asked not wanting to draw attention too much, "how about..." he paused thinking for a second "here in front of all these people" he said. The color drained from your face at his words, he couldn't be serious could he!?

"Let's go back to the ship theres a little spot in the captain's place, and I am the captain" he mused hand fondling your ass waiting for an answer. "Fine..." you hated to admit in kinda turned you on at the idea of being caught. You walked about to the shop to see Jack bow in charge of the stamp station, "huh leona I thought you where going on break" he asked then spotted you next to him.

"We decided to just relax here together" you said trying to get him to stop asking questions. The heat between your legs grew hotter the longer you waited, "ok but don't be on break longer than 30 minutes" he said. You nodded walking onto the ship to the captain's place, as soon as the door was closed and locked leona pushed you over the desk.

"God I can't wait another second I need you" his voice low and sterin, wasting no time pulling your shorts off grinding his cloth erection against your cunt. Small whimpers escape your lips as he grinded harder, "fuck I need you" his voice shaky as he pulled your panties down exposing your cunt to the cool air. Sticking two fingers in without warning working your pussy, "your this wet just from some dirty talk? You really are a whore".

"Oh be quiet and fuck me" you spat needing so desperately to be touched, "where are you manners you need to beg for it nicely" he mused pulling his fingers out the empty feeling making you whimper. "Fine, please fuck me sir" you said not caring how embarrassed you where, you needed his touch.

"Good whore" he smirked pulling his cock out and pumping it a few times before lining the tip with your entrance coating it with your juices. Small whimpers fell from your lips before he thrusted deep inside you in one motion, the force pushing you harder against the desk. "Oh fuck-" you scream before a hand comes over your mouth muffling your moans.

"Good little whores don't scream" he spat thrusting harder as your whimpering continued. His thrust where hard and deep with the tip of his cock kissing your womb begging to be let in. "Holy fuck- your squeezing my cock so good, of fuck that's it baby" he praised you while your sanity was slowly fading from the way his balls slapped against your cunt.

"Mhh" your voice barely auditable as Leonas hand covered your mouth preventing you from letting everyone know what you where doing. "Be a good little bitch and take it" his words adding to the pleasure as you where nearing your high. The feeling of cumming on his cock was nearing as his thrust fastened and grunts grew louder.

"L'ona- I'm gonn-" your voice spilling out as his hand lost it's grip on your mouth, "what you're gonna cum already we can't have that" he smirked before stopping completely ripping the euphoric feeling from you. "Bu-but" your pleas falling on death ears as he stayed completely still, "if you wanna cum you're gonna beg like a good bitch" he spat.

"Please" voice shrill as tears started to form in the corners of your eyes, "please what you know how to beg". "Please fuck me sir. I need you to fuck me" you pleaed tears streaming down your face, "good whore" was all he said before he was balls deep inside your cunt, screams of pleasure falling from your lips.

The euphoric feeling coming back quick as his thrust where animalistic and sloppy, "gonna breed you like the good whore you are". Moans falling out like your tears as leona continued his attack on your cunt, now puffy from the abuse. "L'ona I'm gonna cum-" your screams definitely where heard by somebody but you didn't care all you cared about was leona stuffing your cunt.

"Fucking hell your squeezing the shit out of me, wanna be breed like a bitch in heat?" Words vile as his thrust became impossibly harder, "Yes Yes please breed me like a good bitch in heat" screams of pleasure filling the room. His hands snaked there way into your hair pulling it making your back arch, the feeling making it hard not to cum.

"Leona I'm gonna cum, please let me cum, and breed me like a bitch" you screamed as he buried his cock deep in your womb painting your insides white. The feeling of his cumming inside you causing you to spasm on his cock coating it with your juices. Strings of "oh fucks" falling from your lips as leona groaned finishing cumming, "holy shit that was hot" he said breathless.

The two of you didn't move for a minute catching your breath coming down from your high. "Hold on baby I'm gonna pull out" he said slowly pulling out as you whimpered still sensitive from just cumming. A small trail of Leona's cum leaking from your cunt, "fuck that's hot" he whispered pulling some tissues out his pocket.

"Babe I'm gonna wipe the cum up just hold still" his voice sounding far as your head was still fuzzy. He cleaned you up and helped you get dressed before walking out of the ship to get you food and water.

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Once off the ship you where met with a flustered Jack, "um Leona do you think next time you can take your um private business to the bedroom" he muttered. Your face turned bright red at his words while leona couldn't care less and simply said sure and left with you hitting his arm.

#smut #twisted wonderland #anime #leona kingscholar #jack howl #twst ruggie #kinktober

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marksbear · 1 year

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Hey bear and look am going to be completely honest. I love the idea of professional photographer Dom bf with shy and very low self sub Steven. Do you think you can write about bf showing regular photos of Steven and Steven comes up with a idea of getting different costume and model for him which leads to them fucking in the studio with a random costume and taking pictures. I know it's kinda the same as the other ones but I love the idea of just taking sexy photos of steven-🐻‍❄️

Hello 🐻‍❄! Hope you enjoy AND IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG FOR YOU IM SORRY 🐻‍❄! AND IM WORKING ON THE OTHER REQUEST RIGHT AWAY

STEVEN GRANT X MALE READER

Steven and Y/n were just spending casual boyfriends time. Steven wearing a hoodie more specifically Y/n hoodie and f/c panties. And Y/n is shirtless and well naked. The two enjoy the skin contact and the silence. Y/n dozing off laying his head on Steven shoulder while Steven is going through Y/n phone. "Love?" Steven's British voice brings back Y/n in his body and he gives out a lazy uhm

"Why is there an album full of pictures and videos of me?" Y/n doesn't respond until he registers the question. "Which one? the nudes or regular?" Y/n asked tiredly and too lazy to look over his shoulder. "Y-you have the album of my nudes... isn't my body to ugly to have that." Y/n almost didn't hear that after only six seconds. he looked up bringing Steven down with him. Y/n takes his phone and goes to the regular album that's labeled "My moon." Once Steven relaxes he drops all his body weight onto his boyfriend that's under him. To which Y/n doesn't mind at all. "Stevey look. That's you who looks so beautiful." Y/n turns his head to Steven kissing the side of his face and blowing to his ears making Steven laugh telling him to stop. Once Y/n stops tickling Steven he hands Steven his phone "Go through it. All of the pictures and once you're done you can keep on doing what you're doing.

After forty or so minutes Steven sits up quickly and turns his body around staring at you. "Okay what Steven." "I wanna go to your studio!" He quickly gets up and finds Y/n some underwear, sweatpants and a hoodie. Y/n groans and gets up putting the clothes on and some shades on. Y/n watches Steven run around the apartment. Once Steven grabs everything he needs he gives you some shoes and hands you the Studio keys and the car keys. You take Steven's bag off his shoulder and place it on your own and open the door for him.

TIMESKIP AT THE STUDIO

"The place got bigger last time I saw it." Steven says in wow. Y/n holds Steven hand taking him to his personal picture room. "Last time I was here I was taking pictures of some guy named Kingo for some movie." Y/n starts to set up the cameras and makes sure the lighting's good. "So any celebrity wants me to take pictures of them?" Y/n ask not noticing that Steven is not in the room. "Stevey" Y/n asked looking around for his boyfriend. "I'm right here!" Steven responds quickly. Y/n turns around facing his boyfriend. "Wow Steven you look beautiful as always but times ten! Wearing that playboy bunny" Y/n praise rolls off his tongue like its natural walking up to him kissing his jaw. "I think I may fire any model who works for this company because my boyfriend is about to take their job!" Steven giggles covering his face "Y-y/n stop!!" "Such a cute bunny I think I may be a fox." Y/n growls softly nibbling Stevens neck.

"Okay I'm being unprofessional Mr Grant please don't sue me! Please let me continue working!" Y/n giggles and rushes back to his camera and begins the photoshoot. HOURS PAST and Steven is laying on the mattress wearing a maid costume out of breath from all of the posing and costume switches and the in between makeout and humping. Y/n walks to the front door and locks it. He goes back to the camera taking close ups of Steven's face and body. Y/n lifts up the skirt part of the outfit massaging his thighs and slowly working his hands up to Steven clothed cock and rubbing it until it's hard.

Once it's fully hard he takes off the tights and the panties. Steven moans when the cold air hits his cock. Steven and Y/n strips from their clothes and gets into a heated makeout where you can hear muffled groans and moans. Y/n gets between Steven legs that spread wide open. Y/n pulls away from the kiss slithering two fingers into Stevens mouth. Steven immediately sucks and licks the two fingers lubing them up. Once Y/n thought that was enough he pushes one finger inside of his boyfriend. Steven lets out heaving and quiet moans begging Y/n for more.

Y/n slides the second one and pulls them in and out whispering praises to Steven who's clawing his back up. Steven moans gets louder and louder every time Y/n speeds up. Y/n spits in his hand jerking himself off and gets his cock lubed up for Steven. Y/n places his hands on each side of Steven head trapping him on the mattress. Y/n lines his cock to his boyfriend hole and only fucks him with the tip for right now. "P-please Y/nnn give it to me----please treat me l-like a whore!" Steven begs and cries out. "P-please please I w-want your cock!"

Y/n finally gives the boy what he wants and fucks him brutally. Steven moans are like screams getting louder and louder wrapping his around his boyfriends waist moaning like hes a virgin. "Y-yes yes-----yes mfuck!" Steven cries out. Y/n thrust never slows down whenever Steven chokes on his moans. Stevens face becomes all wet and teary eyed. "Ohh! f-fuck right there! Y/n hit it again!" Steven moaned sounded like a gasp once he felt Y/n hit his prostate.

Y/n fucks Steven like hes a animal in his rut thrust probably can't let him walk for a while or with a limp. Steven begs Y/n to cum in the same time, but sadly Y/n orgasm isn't for a little while and so Steven holds is orgasm sobbing into his hand and his cock is twitching rapidly. "Stevey--- I-im close FUCK! im close im gonna cum Steven im gonna cum. Like in their mind the clock hits zero and they both cum at the same time. While Y/n thrust slows down helping the both of them out of their highs. Y/n pulls out and watches some of his cum overflows and drips out of Steven. Steven's seed covered him and boyfriend.

Y/n drops to Steven looking at the mess they made. Y/n reaches for his phone that's in his pants pocket and calls his assistant named Bella. "Hey b-blue bell" Y/n stutters because Steven sucks and licks some of the cum on Y/n cock. "Don't blue bell me! My photoshoot room is couple hallways away from your and I could hear you fuck the day life out of your boyfriend!" Her country accent makes you laugh a little "S-sorry F-fuck! Steven I jut came Ohh my god Fuck!" You moan out to the phone as Steven deep throats your cock gagging around it and massaging your balls. "Mr L/n you can't be fucking while on the phone." She asked sarcastically. "Stevey Steven----Im gonna cum im cumming!" You moan out and drop on the phone as it hits the mattress. Your whole body shakes as you cum. Steven quickly pulls away from your cock and grabs the phone while watching you cum onto yourself. "Hey Bella!"

#x male reader #steven grant #steven grant x male reader #marvel x male reader #moonknight x male reader #moon knight #the bear club

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adonisdoesstuff · 1 year

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Rick Hedony x GN!Reader

How you two met.

AN: Sorry for any spelling errors, English is not my birth language.

Sorry if it is too short, i'm thinking about doing more sometime

June, 17, 2012.

You were out to "GENSOMOORU: Land of Everything.", you wanted to buy some frozen pizza, you were too lazy too cook that night, after all, it was winter. you walked past the front door and as soon as you walk into the store, your eyes meet a tall and chubby man, he had a depressed look on his face. you weren't sure why he caught your attention, he was a avarage human being.

you walk past him, you then noticed two familiar figures, they were Skid and Pump!

"Hey, Boys! what are you doing here?" You ask to them.

"Hello, (Y/N)! we are just buying this toy!" Pump said as he looked to you, holding a Happy Fella doll, it freaked you out but you didn't say anything about it.

You were friends with Lila, Jaune and Pump's Father. so, you pretty much you knew Skid and Pump.

"Do you boys have enough to buy it?" You ask to them.

"We have enough for it!" Skid said as he showed the money.

"What are you doing here?" Pump asked to you.

"Just grabbing some frozen pizza for dinner, i didn't felt like cooking today." You say as you put your hands in your pockets.

"That's cool!" Skid smiles.

"I have to go now, i'm really hungry right now." You felt like wanting to ask why they were using costumes but you knew how these boys always used them whenever they got a chance.

You waved to them as they left, they went to talk to that same depressed guy from early. You shrugged it off, you just walked to the frozen food section. you grabbed your favorite type of pizza and you were good to go. As you come back there weren't any other free lines, only one with that same depressed guy, you walk towards him.

"Hello, how can i help you?" The man asked in a mundane tone as he looked to you.

"Just this." You say as you put the frozen pizza in the checkout counter. the man slowly looked down at your pizza, then back at you.

"Too lazy to cook?" he asked, him calling you lazy didn't hurt you, it more so made you feel bit warmer.

"Actually, Yes, today is so cold and I have no energy for anything right now." You say as you grab the money to pay for the pizza.

"Honestly I can relate." he said.

"Really?" You ask.

"Yes, I lost my motivation in things, now I barely remember the last time I cooked for myself." The man said, you couldn't help but feel kinda shaken by this.

"I'm sorry to hear that, Pal. do you do anything to try lift your spirits?" You ask as you give him the money.

"Not much, I just drink with some friends." He said, taking the money and calculating the payment.

"It's good that you have someone to be there when you need, I hope you get to feel better soon." You said to him, smilling, it was honest, he noticed it.

"I don't think that's happening soon but thank you.* He checked the price and seemed like you overpaid.

"You paid a bit too much." He said in his usual mundane tone.

"How much?" You ask, taking your hands out of your pocket.

"Five dollars." The man said.

"You can keep it to yourself, Rick." You say as you grab your pizza.

"How do you-" He remembers that his uniform has his nametag on it. "Oh." he said. You giggled at him.

"Was good knowing you, bye!" You wave at him. he thought about some seconds before walking towards you as you left the market.

"Hey." he said, nudging your arm. You look confused at him. he grabs a piece of paper and he gives it to you.

"If you want to talk again, call me, if you don't, it's okay... I understand." He said as he gave you his phone number. "I will, you seem like a cool guy, Rick." You smile at him.

"Thanks, i didn't get your name." Rick said.

"I'm (Y/N) (L/N)." You said, still smilling.

"I'm Rick Hedony." He said, you giggled in response.

"I know but thank you, i'm gonna text you when i get home!" You said to him.

"Thank you, Bye." He said, going back at the market.

You were happy you just became friends with a random, it would take some time to know him better but he seemed like a nice person. you wanted to know him better. you made your way down the street, back to your house... you plan on seeing him tomorrow.

#rick hedony #rick hedony x you #rick spooky month #rick hedony x reader #rick spooky month x reader #spooky month x reader #spooky month #rick x reader #rick hedony spooky month #rick hedony x gnreader

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yandere-daze · 2 years

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So recently in the EN server I spent all the daiyas i saved since release for honey bee kohaku... But i didn't get him, sadly :( instead though, i kept getting rinne's four star and niki's and himeru's three stars from the same gacha, and I got three five stars!! .... none of them were kohaku's. I got keito's, hinata's and hokuto's, and eventually a second copy of kohaku's initial four star after getting one too many other four and five stars that weren't him 😭 in total i ended up with 160 coins, not enough to buy his card :(((

So I can't help but think about the self aware enstars au, and how it feels like everyone just came to an agreement of not letting kohaku come home with his cute bee costume :(( all orchestrated by rinne because mf kept coming home without being asked to, and I feel like kohaku was just so frustrated he just jumped in as his initial to at least try to compensate for the trouble :")

I think I'm kind of funny for answering this ask right after the one discussing if Kohaku was able to kill the other characters in the game😭 He definitely wants to more than ever now djdjdj

You and me both, anon! I have honey bee Kohaku on my jp account and I'm super grateful for that! But then I tried pulling for him again on the en server now because I need to have my boy on both accounts! But I didn't have enough dias and he didn't come home. Instead I somehow managed to get Tsukasa twice. Can't believe he'd betray his cousin like that and slip through the gacha when the other wasn't looking for a second😭

( Actually I can with just how much of a simp Tsukasa is djdjd)

Damn 160 pulls though? That's really rough, I'm so sorry!!!

Yes, it looks like they all conspired against you and Kohaku, trying to prevent him from coming home to you by keeping him busy in some other way. I think if I remember correctly the scout story of this card was that Rinne and Kohaku had a bet or something on who could find a job for crazy b the fastest and Kohaku tried so hard to find something and Rinne I think played lazy to push him to experience that for himself? Something like that

But what if instead of Rinne actually wanting to help Kohaku with putting on his lazy act, this time he makes Kohaku do all the work in hopes that he won't be around for when the scouting event happens? Like he's so busy running around trying to find a job for crazy b because his unit leader isn't doing anything while in actuality it's all just a ruse to keep him busy!

And Rinne of course has more than enough time to come home several times while the other is away <3

Of course, after some time Kohaku realizes what is actually going on so since the event is almost done and getting to you with a 5-star card is so difficult due to the low gacha drop rates, he decides to just appear as a 4-star!

He knows it's disappointing because it's not what you were looking for but at least it's better than not getting any card of him at all, right? He'll try his hardest to come home to you soon!!

#anon ask #yandere kohaku oukawa x reader #yandere rinne amagi x reader #kohaku oukawa x reader #rinne amagi x reader #enstars x reader #yandere ensemble stars x reader #yandere ensemble stars #ensemble stars self aware au #yandere self aware ensemble stars au #yandere self aware au #gn reader #yandere #cw yandere

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Previously a few weeks before the date

It was the Finales party for everyone who passed at the La Brisa Gala Gallery, For JJ that was the best opportunity to confess to his middle school crush,but things took a bad turn for JJ and long story short he was heartbroken. Varina who saw the whole thing that it wasn't going to let him go out like that and so when in the halls to find a crying JJ on the floor without missing a beat she knew what to do for him.

"Sorry for your little um... incident there...I ah."

*Sniffles* It fine *Sniffes* I know it wouldn't work out.

"Here I figure you need this."

*Hand JJ a tissue

Thanks*sniff*🤧

"JJ, I'm so sorry that-

"I..She was... Sh!t i was..I just thought she would be happy or have feelings for me at least."

"Guess she right, I was just dumb to assu-"

"Hold on! I know that you can be dull and bias intelligence and socially but you are not dumb for showing your feelings for someone to hurt you that way. "😠

"And I see- NO! I know that what she has no f##king say about you being at a prestigious party? My guy I can tell you half of the place is decorated by stuff that was here two years ago or something minus the chandelier and the buffet and for what I tell you half of year ago she was caught for cheating on one of her texts and I heard rumors that she was cheating on her last boyfriend with Shane George in the Lanes Loin mascot costume and they would both in the costume."

"Hmm😣

"What I'm saying is that you too good for her JJ, she just a pretty face with a ugly heart, spoiled, unconsiderate, lazy, floozy b!cth who think about nothing but herself and she's the dumbest one here.😒

*😞

"JJ I know about having to telling you're own feelings to someone but if they show you something truly different, they're not worth crying for than."

"Plus people change thought time and theirs no choice if they show you a differentiate or not, that doesn't make differences on what you do forward."😔☝🏻

"You think so? *sniff*

"I know so J, I mean you're one of sweet, caring, honest, cutest loyal person I ever met and she isn't coming up with a princes let's she want something out of them."

"I guess your right."

"Thanks VV🥺

*Lay her head on his shoulder

*Sighs "Your welcome J, I just hate seeing people getting stamped on for show themselves."

"Also one thing?"

"Yes?"😏

"Did you just called me Cute?!?"

"Wha...No I ..I was just.. Um..You Ah I!?!?!"

*Cartoonishly fastly stands up*

"Pff, Let go get ice cream or something this lame party food stuck anyway."

"Uhh but I thou-?"

"Come on already!"

(Ha she's firery ain't she.😏 )

**Gets up walking beside Varina to the exit**

#wild kratts #wk ship kids #jirina #jj z #varina varmitech #digital art #see what i did there #mean girls reference #tw: cursing #i litterally love it #pretty good for someone recovering from an eye infection #writer drop #imaginary legs split #plus: the Skater Boy song really made me for this

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Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, and Cassandra Cain for the character asks!

CASS

favorite thing: her STRENGTH. like. this girl grew up being taught to kill and hurt people. that was her entire purpose. but she had the strength to decide to forge her own path and become her own person despite everything being stacked against her. I can't even imagine how hard it must have been for her to turn her back on everything she knew and become something more. I just think she's neat <3

least favorite thing: her fanon personality tbh. she's not perfect. she's flawed and makes mistakes just like every other fucking human being. to write her as the perfect favorite child who never makes a mistake is a huge disservice to her character and all the mistakes she's made and learned from

brOTP: Duke. whenever they team up its just *chef's kiss*

nOTP: I HC her as a lesbian so anything that puts her with a guy. idk no hate to Kon but I just don't really see it, y'know?

OTP: y'all know I'm a stephcass truther <3 but if I'm being honest I also love them as friends, and I also love Cass not being in a relationship at all. I love Steph ofc but too often the girls are both reduced to the other's bestie. which...while they ARE friends, it's another disservice to both of them to just reduce them to "bffs who are joined at the hip at all times". that said: stephcass is really cute and really angsty. multitudes <3

random headcanon: she's ace. I'm right

unpopular opinion: once again: she ain't perfect. fandom (and dc too let's be real) needs to stop writing her as a flawless machine. she's human that's why we love her

favorite picture: I was too lazy to find it but that one WFA panel when she's releasing the puppy and laughing.....yeah <3

BABS

favorite thing: her STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN. she doesn't let anyone push her around and she's led hero teams and faced off with villains and she is my HERO

least favorite thing: whatever the hell tom taylor is doing with her. he needs to stop

favorite line: "you took nothing from me" UGH. UGGHHHHHHHHH <3

brOTP: Cass! I always love a good mentor/mentee relationship <3

nOTP: ......dickbabs. I'm sorry I just can't

OTP: idk? I don't have any strong feelings about her love life. I think she should get a cat <3

random headcanon: she lets damian paint the wheels on her chair. it chips off with time ofc and he just repaints it with a different design

unpopular opinion: she shouldn't be paired with any of the batfam. she's passed around the batboys like candy and I'm fairly certain she's been with just about all of them at this point. stoppppppppp

favorite picture of them: pretty much anything from WFA lol. she's so pretty <3

STEPH

favorite thing: her tenacity! she doesn't give up even when hell is being flung in her face <3

least favorite thing: fanon's tendency to reduce her to a goofy silly comic relief. she's so much more than that

favorite line: "there's room in our lives for hope"

brOTP: Tim. I love their bestie vibes <3

nOTP: no strong feelings

OTP: also no strong feelings. but yeah stephcass and timsteph are both cute!

random headcanon: she learned to play the drumset so she can play the bass and hi hat pedals with her feet while playing the piano

unpopular opinion: I think she'd either be a green lantern or blue if it came down to it. I'm right

favorite picture of them: i really love her costume design in young justice!

#I COULDNT THINK OF ANY SONGS IM SORRY #asks #maxiijay #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon

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☕️ and historical accuracy in period dramas?

Been thinking about this on and off all day because it's quite complex. On the one hand, I don't care because no drama is ever truly accurate. On the other hand, I'm pernickety and fussy and get really annoyed about certain things. So...

I think if I were to try and sum up my feelings, it would be that I am not a historian and therefore I am not overly educated about exactly what is and isn't accurate but I do care a lot about internal consistency within a drama and, if it's an adaptation of a novel, that it is a faithful and interesting adaptation of that novel.

I think pure historical accuracy complaints can be quite problematic. They can be used to be racist - "there were no black people in Regency England!" - I mean, that's just not true. What is considered "accuracy" is in fact not accurate at all! Or sexist - "the Medieval period [itself a very wide ranging and diverse period historically and geographically] was a terrible time to be a woman and we just have to include lots of graphic rape scenes because it's being accurate, nothing we can do, sorry, we care so much about accuracy". This isn't about accuracy at all, it's about perpetuating a false vision of the past which fits with personal prejudices.

I guess I'd like more period dramas that were genuinely historically accurate - that present Medieval England as colourful and vibrant and intellectually buzzing and interestingly religious. That explores a wider range of identities in the Regency period than the world of Jane Austen's books. (And there is SO much out there to adapt that is not Austen... And I love Austen. But seriously.) You zone into any year in history in any location and guaranteed it's more weird and wonderful and diverse than anything you previously imagined.

So I don't think any adaptation really gets it right, historically speaking. It always presents history through a lens which often says more about the makers of the drama and their target audience than the history itself.

However, some things really annoy me. My main bugbear is the hair thing. And, like, fine if you're going to not care at all about any kind of relation to historical hair styling, but when 95% of your cast has really decent looking ringlets or whatever, but your ingenue heroine has her hair down and looks like she's never heard of a hairbrush just to signify her ~innocence or whatever, it really gets me. It's such lazy visual storytelling and it takes me out of the drama because I'm immediately thinking, "If I were walking along a cliff in a stiff wind, I'd be tying my hair back - isn't it annoying having it blow in your mouth all the time???" or "All your sisters have their hair up, why are you standing out? Why is nobody complaining about this?" So that really does annoy me a lot. And it doesn't even look good. That sort of hair looks a MESS. But it's more the poor look and inconsistency within the film and how dull a characterisation technique it is that pisses me off, than the accuracy because tbqh I have never studied historical hair styling so I don't really know the details.

Also costumes - if you are supposedly setting a drama in a particular year or period and you are taking some effort with costumes, then there needs to be consistency! (I don't mean that if a character is poor or old-fashioned then they shouldn't wear appropriate clothes) but you shouldn't have your heroine where a dress from 1815 one day and 1786 another! Emma 2020 is a brilliant example of how you can make amazing, consistent costumes and still be a very modern adaptation. Mr Malcolm's List also did a great job. So when adaptations don't bother because they're too edgy or whatever, then I have a low opinion of them because you can have high standards and be fun and modern and successful.

Similar to speech and dialogue. It all depends. If you're creating a fantasy version of the past (like Bridgerton), it's one thing, but if you are adaptating something from that period and doing a serious adaptation, then you need to take your source material seriously.

tl;dr: don't be Persuasion 2022. What an insulting pile of garbage that was on every front. The cast deserved better!

Send me a ☕️+ a topic and I'll give you my opinion!

#period dramas

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I just found your diner AU? (Sorry not sure what it's called) but it's amazing. I'm invested in stressed out student Hux and grumpy line cook Ren/Ben. Please tell me is Rey is the owner who inherited the diner from Luke or Leia, are finn and poe general managers, what's phasma's roll? Is Rose their maintenance or HR person? And is there more to read? Thanks.

(The fic tag on my blog for this is Hands off Hands out, because that's what we say when we finish an order, and then when we need servers to get it out of the window. Hands off we don't say much, but it can be helpful, but Hands out is probably said seventy times an hour at lunch, because something about lunch makes servers lazy about running food, especially when no one is on window and Expo is trying to do both jobs)

HELLO I NOW WISH IT HAD BEEN A DINER

i have worked in a lot of restaurants but the first one was called broadway diner in Missouri where I went to school, dropped out, and turned to the food service industry so i didn't have to move back home. It had seven booths and a ten seat counter and I was a sassy waitress it was great. During a hippie film festival one year I rented a sailor costume from a local shop and we had a special small menu and it WAS the peak of my serving career I was so cute. I have the diner acumen I could have done this gdi

BUT, this is definitely a steak house based off the one I work at now. We have an open kitchen, because the restaurant was founded when those were cool, and the whole thing is build around a wood fire grill at one end that honestly? It's so hot but does cook a very cool burger and we get to keep a shopping cart full of wood that we 100% stole from a walmart around. (It used to be a costco cart but those are too big, it was taking up to much space. I have never asked how we got the walmart cart here, as the nearest walmart is a mile away, while we're right next to a costco)

Our line is one section, and then theres a dividing wall, and right behind it is the prep area, or true back of house, as it were. there are technically two kitchen doors, but I've deciding that clarifying which one their going through at any time would be more confusing than just trusting the reader to go with me on this journey. The dish pit is off one, as is the server alley, and the management office and back door is off of the other. The only cues will be context or something

BUT, time for the actually back story. Leia Organa is the anakin, an anthony bourdain-esque figure who was not great to his wife and died of an overdose because the industry is rife with substance problems. this likely wont be covered in the fic, but it's fun backstory. She, having learned to love the industry but also learning from her father's mistakes, started opening restaurants and not doing drugs, and she eventually hired Han Solo as a manager. They fell in love, but she's a professional, so she sold the restaurant to someone to open another, and they started dating. Eventually, they got married and opened some unnamed restaurant. They sold that, and opened this restaurant, and everything was going great. Ben is conceived and grows up in this restaurant, and also comes to love food. Then a recession hits, and business is bad. Han and Leia start fighting, argue about management and other things, eventually they divorce. Han buys out Leia's half of the restaurant, she starts doing her own thing with those funds.

Right around this time, Ben is trying to break into the industry, and he doesn't want to work for his dad, so he starts working at the restaurant that his uncle Luke manages. Doesn't own, because he thinks owning a restaurant is a seperation from truly being in it, or something dumb. This Does Not Go Well. He leaves and works a shitty, back breaking minimum wage job at a NOMA-esque restaurant run by snoke. Maybe he develops a coke habit, but there's definitely a drinking problem, because he's working fuckin 70 hour weeks and barely has enough energy to breathe let alone take care of himself. He absolutely burns out, walks out during a shift and never goes back.

After a month of moping, he comes to work at the millenium falcon, the restaurant our story takes place in. It used to be called something else, but Leia kept the naming rights to the previous restaurant, so there was a rebrand. It wasn't a petty thing, the name was incredibly sentimental to her, but idk enough about star wars to make up that name. I'm open to suggestions

Which Brings us to your actual question, which I 100% have an answer to, because I've assigned most of the main characters their staff positions.

Hux, obviously, is lead host. I doubt he has a key to the restaurant, but he's the guy who makes sure all of the servers are doing their side work and organizes the alley. In return for this work, he makes $4/hour instead of the state minimum $2.13, which isn't much but is something, and since he's 100% not claiming his cash tips, it doesn't affect him too much, come tax season.

Ben is a key holder, and mainly manages so that his dad can have some time to hang out and not be in the restaurant. You can love a place and still get tired of being there.

Han is the owner-operator. If something goes wrong, ultimately, the fault runs up to him. He hates this, wishes it was still Leia's problem, but understands her decisions. (They still talk, she comes in every once in a while. It's a cordial relationship.)

Rey is the Front of House Manager. This means a couple of things. 1) she does the ordering for things like liquor and bar cordials, and probably also glassware and flatware. She decides how sections are set out, what reservations windows look like, and which POS they're going to use. (Han doesn't care as long as it uses paper tickets. Big order screens kind of ruin the open kitchen look.) She's also the person who tries to calm a table down when their food is taking too long or someone gets too drunk, and she's Very Good At It.

Mitaka is Lead Host. If you make a reservation, you're likely talking to him. I haven't decided if the restaurant will have bussers, yet, because we don't, and if not, Mitaka will also help clear and clean tables to create a faster turnover rate.

The Knights of Ren all work various positions on the line. They exist as periphery characters because a restaurant this size needs a lot of people to function. They'll all get nicknames because they have silly star wars names and I can't handle them, honestly.

Poe is a bartender. Look that man in the eyes and tell me he's not a bartender. You can't, because he is.

Finn is a tough one for me. Right now, he's a server, because it was plot convenient for me. Originally, I had him doing togo orders, because togo is the bridge between FOH and BOH like he is between the first order and the resistance, and it made sense for me. He may end up serving as both, because we have a few people that do that.

Rose is another character that mainly exists in the background? I don't know much about her so I just have her as a server, and she may end up developing an importance but as of now, she's just rolling silverware and taking orders in the miasma of this story.

Phasma, my sweet, lovely, wonderfully tall queen, is a pantry cook. They do salads, fry, and dessert and are often one person doing the job of two. I'm a pantry cook, I'm putting a lot of love into her, because I fuckin love pantry, as I am a mad woman.

(If you were wondering Ben is competent at all of the stations but he mainly works expo or grill. Han can do all of them, but he prefers dish, because when you're on the line all the time being a dishie for a day is a fuckin vacation. It's a day where no one is yelling at you unless they need plates and everything can be solved pretty easily. my first BOH job was a dishie job at a dennys I have a soft spot for it.)

Realistically, I need a few more people to fill out the actual story, and I may just straight up borrow my coworkers bc we have some wild people.

And I'm not kidding when I say most of the major plot points are things that truly happened at my restaurant. It's been a great source of inspiration.

Also please let me know if any of my terms aren't common knowledge and need to be explained? Like I don't expect people to know a santoku by name but beyond that I'm really trying to feel out what the general knowledge base for restaurants in the regular world is. not even in a pretenious way but in like a "why would regular people need to know what a cambro is, and that while yes, cambro is a brand name, when used as a improper noun, refers to a 22 or 12 quart container like this

#hands off hands out

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I posted 1,741 times in 2022

That's 516 more posts than 2021!

336 posts created (19%)

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Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#a bard a witch a witcher and a witchy princess - 485 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#everyone is a creep in this story??? literally everyone wants to impregnate ciri??? and i still dont get why??? it doesnt make any sense???

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#4

Y'all really had me believing that Marvel ruins the work of perfectly good directors, huh? Bullshit. Ryan Coogler has shown twice that when you're creative, smart, and respect your source material you will consistently make beautiful, fun, thoughtful, and funny movies.

As always, I applaud you Ryan Coogler for being one of the only decent creators in Marvel.

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BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris Hemsworth, please, honestly GO FUCK YOURSELF. LMAO.

Okay, so, listen, this is honestly going to be the last I ever talk about this, but the fact that I've been proven right about this jackasses involvement in this whole affair has got me laughing!

In 2017, or the year previous, who the fuck knows, Chris Hemsworth got his friend, Taika Waititi to direct Thor 3. Thor Ragnarok, which heavily diverged from the cinematography and the lore of the previous two Thor movies. Chris Hemsworth decided Thor was too boring. He didn't like playing him anymore. He wanted to play someone new and fun. He wanted to play himself. And he got just that.

I'll give Ragnarok enough credit, that aye, I might be fooled into thinking there was some interest the title character. But after Love and Thunder? No, now I know I've been fooled into watching a costume party by Chris Hemsworth, his family, and his friends. Ding ding ding! What do we have here, Johnny?

A bottom tier celebrity making a franchise that not only was all about him - his character, but all about him!!! He's playing himself!

His daughter at the end of Thor: Love and Thunder, is his daughter in real life (she's cute, no diss). His two sons played younger versions of him. His wife was a wolf woman he made out with! His best friends Matt fucking Damon and Taika Waititi both star in the role and the latter directs it.

I'm sorry, but at what fucking point did I sign up for a lazy written fanfiction? Because that's sure as hell not what I thought would happen in Thor 1 or 2, or Avengers. And you know, I am still mad, because I enjoyed the OG Thor, I enjoyed the OG Loki, and Marvel and, wow, did it not pay off.

Alas, it's on me for watching any new Thor films (aye, listen, I gotta family here!), but I just wanted to tell anyone who ever said Thor is a walking self insert nowadays. You are completely and utterly spot on.

Applaud yourself.

PS. Full Review* -> Here

Have fun!

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MY WHOLE ASS YEAR IN REVIEW. I'm either bitching about Marvel, gushing about Witcher, or reblogging Star Trek stuff. Quality year if you ask me.

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Bardicious #I need a new goal next year #no more talking about marvel #more witcher and lots more smaller fandoms #and obviously more star trek

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Preview for tonight's chapter of Foreigner's God (m.m)

After I have been on hiatus for far too long, I finally managed to schedule the chapter for 12pm European time. I'm way too lazy to calculate that into any of the other time zones on this big ass planet so most of y’all will wake up to a surprise tomorrow. My humblest apologies.

Anyway, enjoy this little excerpt from chapter six (It's called Ivy in honor of Taylor shipping out my Midnights Vinyl yesterday). You might read this and think: Wait a minute, I recognize the vibe! Well, you're right. She-Hulk has got me feeling some kind of way, so I added some finishing touches to this chapter because I realized I'm the writer, so I can make them do whatever I want and no one can stop me. God, I love this.

this is the mf i imagine right now

Steve Rogers was, in fact, not the king of insomnia. He went to bed at eight pm every day and got up around five in the morning to work out. Seven hours of sleep were a perfect balance, he had once told her. Especially for a man his size. He made himself a habit out of trying to teach the other Avengers what a healthy lifestyle could look like. Sleep, work out, shower, eat breakfast, go on missions, read a book, then repeat.

If he had been anywhere near as technologically talented as Tony or anyone else living as a functioning human being in the twenty-first century without having been frozen for more than five decades, he would have made a PowerPoint presentation. She didn’t doubt, not for a second, that Steve Rogers would’ve used an Apple Watch to track his progress if he had known even remotely how it works. But the man struggled to even man a phone with a touch screen, so the modern technology wasn’t exactly something you would see him walking around with.

Maybe if you would have listened to him, you could be living your hot girl influencer life right now instead of looking like hell on wheels.

Eliza frowned at herself. Sleep deprivation at its finest. She saw herself talking to an invisible audience. Not that an audience of any kind would care about her shit show of life, but it was cute to think so, especially for her common sense to drop such inspirational quotes in the middle of something that appeared to be an impending argument. Another one.

Matt scoffed. He pressed a hand to his mutilated torso and pushed himself further up the couch until his back was finally fully pressed against the backrest. “I’m sorry, sweetheart,” he said, “but if you truly believe that, you’re delusional. You’re not helping your case.”

“I’m not trying to.” She shrugged. “Maybe mind your own business. You believe God made you blind. Which one of us is actually delusional?”

“You’ve fought aliens and you think God is such a far-off character?”

“But why would he make you blind?”

“Because this is who I’m supposed to be!”

“That doesn’t make any sense. Fighting criminals at night with a Halloween costume is not a task mentioned in the Bible! God would never ask that of anyone because it looks stupid.”

“Stupid? Have you seen yourself?”

“As a matter of fact, I have. I look like shit most of the time because yes, Sir Daredevil, I’m a mess. I don’t sleep. I forget to eat most of the time and maybe, just maybe, I could use a little bit of sun. Would ruin my go-to character of sexy Dracula on Halloween, but nonetheless,” she said and slapped her mug on the living room table, causing the wood to vibrate, “I am a hot mess. That’s why the sexy Dracula works. And the sexy nun, but I’m not opening this up to a Catholic with a savior complex.”

He looked flabbergasted. “What?” he quipped, “That doesn’t make any sense.”

“My point is, at least my suit was overlooked by a designer who knows what he’s doing.”

“Tony Stark doesn’t appear to know what he’s doing, Eliza.”

“You wouldn’t know because you can’t see, Matthew!”

“Using blindness as an argument against me? Low blow.”

She cocked her head to the side. “Can you see?”

“No,” he retorted.

“Then how is it a low blow to state the truth?”

“I- okay, you know what, sure. You win. Congratulations.” He was fighting the urge to roll his eyes. “You want a reward for whatever the hell that was?”

Eliza grunted. “Oh, fuck you!”

“If you’re offering.”

#preview #matt murdock #daredevil #daredevil season 2 #fanfiction #human disaster matt murdock #matt murdock x female!oc #foreigner's god #marvel

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Was rewatching the Aeor arc a li’l while back and inspiration struck...

Fjord is holding fruit salad, Caleb has scrambled eggs 😏

#critical role #mighty nein #caleb widogast #fjord stone #yasha nydoorin #veth brenatto #mollymauk tealeaf #beauregard lionett #cree (critical role)#cr2 #lucian #lucian (critical role)#my art #welcome to my TEDTalk: the big buff shy one bottoms #Jester is 'too cute to contemplate' (which she's both flattered and mildly offended by)#Caduceus is ' - ' (Caduceus butts in): 'no thank you :)'#I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THE COSTUMES RIGHT SORRY #CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT VETH'S ANTLERS

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light-is-typing · 2 years

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Special Afternoon

Dwayne Hoover x Gn!reader

Word count: 1.5K

Summary: You come over to watch a show with Dwayne

Tags/warnings: nothing but fluff :))

A/N: ahh first time posting a fic here

"Hey y/n, you wanna come over today? We could watch a few episodes"

Dwayne was of course talking about you guys' regular tv show you watched together. You've developed a habit of coming over to his house to watch it every so often, 'course you never actually understood what it was about, since the show was just an excuse.

An excuse to get closer to each other, to feel time freeze in place.

You were no strangers to each other's touch, having grown up together, but something about these lazy afternoons made every brush of your skin against his special.. Different. Something about the hazy orangy-yellow light coming from his window made everything seem like a daydream.

"I'd love to!" You smile at him, and his cheeks, which quickly turned pink, flushed a smile back.

You don't really remember exactly when you started having this kind of effect on him, but you don't complain, if you were as white as he is, he'd be able to tell that he made you just as flustered. Having a crush on your best friend seemed awfully cheesy, and undoubtedly he'd tease you to no end if he knew. Sometimes, it'd look like he liked you back, evident by the pink coloration now coloring his ears too, and, well, your special afternoons together. Oh, right. You're drawn out of you're thoughts as you snap back to reality, startled by the bus's noise as it starts to move out of the parking spot, you realize you're somehow sat next to Dwayne in the back of the bus. Wow, you really do get lost in your own thoughts.

Dwayne looks like he's lost in thoughts too though. You can't help but staring, as the sun lights his green eyes, making him look so dreamy and content. He's listening to an audio book, probably some smartass stuff- 'course you like him for having smartass interest, you find it amusing, honestly you could listen to him for hours on end, rambling about his favorite philosophers.

"Y/n"

"Hm?" You're once again brought back to reality, this time by Dwayne's voice.

"You were staring" oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah." You're huffing out an embarrassed chuckle. "Sorry, I was just thinking"

"Thinking" he smiles playfully. "What about?"

"Oh, I just can't wait to get to your house already! I'm dying to give Olive the painting I drew for her". That wasn't a complete lie, you were excited to see her reaction to the painting you made especially for her birthday.

"She's gonna love it" Dwayne says honestly.

"Can't believe my best friends is the best artists out there."

"Shut up" you say, hitting his shoulder softly; that familiar pink color is slowly heating his face again.

Finally, the bus stops. You rush out of the hot steady air in the bus, and breathe in the familiar smell of Dwayne's neighborhood. Dwayne follows you shortly, and hands you your school bag you forgot in your hurry. None of you say anything, but his eyes are teasing you, and yours shut them up.

"Olive!" You call when you enter the house. Dwayne's little sister is sitting on the couch watching a cartoon. As soon as she hears your voice she's rushing to you, and you hold her up, giving her a big hug. "Happy birthday kiddo!". She's giggling when you put her down. You catch a glimpse of Dwayne, his eyes are brightened up, he looks as if he's proud of your relationship with Olive. You kneel down in front of her and take the painting out of your bag- it shows her in her favorite costume on a stage, holding an award; you'd drawn it when you heard she won her local beauty pageant, and although you weren't a big fan of them, you liked that she had a dream.

Olive looks at the painting and you hear her squeal before she even opens her mouth. "Oh thank you thank you thank you!" She is practically dancing as she holds the drawing In a hugging motion, careful as to not tear it though. You can hear Dwayne giggle as his mom is coming out of the kitchen to greet you.

"Hi, y/n" she smiles at you.

"Hi, it's very nice to see you" you greet her back. Dwayne is now tugging your sleeve, motioning at his room. "Sorry" you smile at her apologeticly, and you let Dwayne drag you into his room.

"Finally." He huffs as he closes the door and opens the drawer in which he keeps his laptop. He puts it on the bed and you glance at the stickers decorating it, showing images and little drawings of jets and the sky. You get comfortable on his bed, as you put your favorite pillow behind your head, knowing you won't need it for long, as you'll have something else to rest your head on. Dwayne grins at you as he climbs onto the bed, laying next to you and opening the episodes he has saved. You slowly rest your head on his shoulder and he sighs in relief, as if he's worried every time he's scared you off and you won't do that again.

The opening song starts to play, and you shove yourself closer to him, until your hands touch. You guys have held hands before, but you were never sure if it's the right time, or if he understands its meaning differently than you. Nevertheless, your index finger starts to trace his thumb softly, and you can hear a soft inhale as he tenses next to you. "Sorry" you murmur, you feel an uncomfortable sense of shame as you've misread the situation.

"No, no, don't be!" He blurts out almost too desperately. "Ah" he realizes how loud he was and gets red again "sorry, I mean, I liked it" he gestures to your hand. You feel a relieved smile washing over you as you lay your head on his shoulder again. You scoot closer to him and let your body relax again as you take his hand in yours. He makes a soft noise again, but you can feel his fingers wrap around you and it makes you feel loved, cared for. Dwayne had always made you feel this way, he just felt like home.

You then become aware of his hand slowly petting your hair; this had only happened a couple of times before- it seemed that as the days go by he gets more and more brave with his physical affection, and you had no complaints. You give his hand a light squeeze, reassuring him that you liked his touch, that you liked him. His finger traces your face now, brushing your jawline, your cheeks, the bridge of your nose - you hold your breath. You've never been this intimate with each other, and a million thoughts run through your head as you try to keep as quiet, as still as you can, to not ruin the moment. Does he actually.. Nah, of course not.. Or does he? you look up slowly, and you inhale softly as you catch him looking at you. He goes beet red now, like he's been caught doing something he's not supposed to do, but your eyes, lazy as if you were intoxicated by his touch , look at him and he can't think, he can't even be embarrassed, he just wants to lean in and..

Suddenly your face is very close to him, and he's startled at first because he didn't move at all- and now you're running your hands through his hair, and the hairs on the back of his neck rise. You move your hands lower to hold the sides of his face, and as you look deep into his eyes, you can see the sunlight shine through them again. And maybe that was it - that weird spell that made you act on your thoughts, maybe it was the sunlight that made you both feel like you're dreaming, as your thumb slowly brushes his parted lips, and he's gasping softly; maybe it was the magic of the moment that made you lean in and allowed you to feel the same lips with your own now, so soft and.. Eager for more? It couldn't be, but it was, he was kissing you back, and he's now cupping your face with his hands.

The kiss feels like it lasts forever, but eventually you guys are brought back to reality by Dwayne's mother, who yells at him to help her get the cake from the car. None of you say anything, but your eyes are locked in place as you take in this special moment.

Finally, red faced and short of breath, Dwayne speaks up.

"Will you-"

"Yes. Yes!" You breathe out, your thoughts still hazy and slow, but you know what he's asking, and he knows your answer.

"Then it's time I reintroduce you to my family"

#dwayne hoover #dwayne hoover x reader #dwayne hoover fanfic #paul dano #riddler #riddler fanfic

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uf, ut, us skellies with an s/o who, for Halloween, literally just wears the skellies clothes please? ^v^

Aw man, I missed Halloween :(

I'm real sorry. Forgive me T^T

I uh have no idea why this one was so hard for me? I had to rewrite a few of them like five times! I couldn’t think for some reason but hey, it was fun.

Sans- Do you want to do this? For real? Okay fine, you kill him. You killed the skelly boy. He woke up a bit earlier than he normally would, only because he wanted to get ready to go for Halloween. He was going to wear his normal clothes then a piece of paper that said "error 404. Costume not found" he thought it would be a funny costume, because it is a costume while he's also allowed to be lazy! Yet when he tried to find his clothes, mostly his jacket, he couldn't find it? He found pants, his shirt, but not his jacket? Also his slippers were gone too... he looks around, rubbing his hand on his skull feeling a little confused. "Huh..." he mumbles to himself and starts to walk downstairs, covering his mouth with his hand yawning "Hey Paps, hope not to bug ya, but I think someone is tryna jacket my clothes" he tried to joke, even if he was a little nervous. Did someone break in or... oh wait. He stops seeing S/o sitting on the couch getting their makeup done by Frisk who was also dressed as a skeleton but S/o was wearing his clothes. The clothes were a little baggy on them and he smiles, much bigger than before, his cheeks tinting a blue color. God they looked adorable... then he heard a shout from behind him "Brother!" He yelps jumping away staring at his brother, then over at the others, seeing Frisk start to giggle. Oh that's so not fair.

Papyrus- Well Halloween was going to be a holiday that he was very excited about! Why? Because he saw many skeletons sure... they were naked skeletons but still skeletons! That must mean that this holiday is for them, right? When he asked Sans, Sans agreed so that must be true! His brother would never lie to him, right? Yeah... yeah of course not. When he got out of the shower to get ready in his costume, he heard some slight sounds coming from his bedroom making him hum looking at the door "Hmmm I wonder what that must be?" he finished getting dressed first. He was going as a knight! He did want to be part of the royal guards, but this was different. When he came out of the bathroom he tried to find his scarf but he couldn't find it in his room! Or the rest of his battle body! Gasp! Someone has stolen from the great Papyrus! He huffs at the thought and runs downstairs holding up his hand as he did so. "Brother! Datemate! Frisk! Somebody has stolen the Great Papyrusus battle body!" Frisk looks over from where they were laying on top of Sans who was asleep. Little baby child. The other person was his datemate, who was wearing his clothes! He blinks once then twice, and points at them "It is you!" they giggle turning their head away. He squints at them but smiles not being able to help it well... he was always smiling but he smiled more than he did! They held up their hands, the gloves were much too big, and they say "The great S/o would never steal anything!" he walks over, putting his hands on their cheeks, laughing a soft nyeh heh heh. This was so silly.

Red- To be honest, to him, he thought that Halloween was stupid and a waste of time but his S/o seemed weirdly excited for it so he guessed he could agree to try it? His brother most likely wasn't going to do anything or if he did, it would most likely be because of Noodle. Ugh that other stupid Papyrus was annoying... whatever. He wakes up and slowly sits up, stretching his arms above his head letting out a yawn. His eyes scan around looking for his jacket that he most likely left on the chair beside the bed but... it wasn't there? What the? He frowns pushing himself to get up "ugh come on, what the fuck?" Did Edge take it again to try to clean? That fur on the collar needs to be cleaned in a certain way damn it! He grabs his shirt, slipping it on over his head then starts to stomp downstairs grumbling under his breath in annoyance. He hated it when Edge tried to do things with his stuff, always yelling at him ughhhh... oh wait. He stops walking, staring forward his eye shines disappearing. He saw S/o wearing his clothes sitting on the couch, painting Frisk's face humming under their breath while Flowey was eyeing them from where he was. He slowly looks back at his S/o feeling his face start to grow hot. Oh damn... okay... fuck shit. He teleports away covering his hands with his face. This so wasn't fair...

Edge- If Edge was to be fully honest, he didn't know how to feel about the whole Halloween thing. So for a few days before, he started to study it, what was the reasoning behind Halloween? Why was it called that? Given what he read, Halloween goes all the way back to a festival that was called Samhain, and the word comes from All Hallows' Eve... Long ago the humans believed the boundary between this world and the next became thin, allowing them to connect with the dead and other creatures. They wore costumes to hide away and disguise themselves away from being seen by ghosts and monsters. Ugh to be honest, Edge didn't think that that was the best holiday, just because it seems all people care about now is candy and getting drunk or trying to look 'sexy' which is just gross. Guess he could deal with it though... for his Datemate, because they seemed excited about it. On the day he woke up feeling groggy, as he was still not too used to sleeping much. With a mumble he rubs at his eye sockets wondering just how long it's been since he fell asleep? He wasn't too used to sleeping but he's been trying to get better with that. He reaches over to grab his scarf off the bedside table but he didn’t feel it making him pause and he looks around where the hell was his scarf?! He huffs in annoyance and stands up stomping downstairs still in his pajamas, which were evil pajamas, and shouts “You useless bag of trash! Where is my scarf?!" S/o who was painting Frisk's face looks over with big eyes. They were wearing his clothes and his scarf, they sink down and frown starting to unravel it "I-I'm real sorry Edge, I thought you'd like seeing this" Oh shit. Edge quickly shakes his head, moving closer and fixes the scarf around their throat "No, I do, I thought my lazybones of a brother took it" he looks them up and down and smiles, tracing his fingers along their leg "you look nice in my clothes" Frisk covers their eyes as Edge pecks at their lips for a kiss. Oh yeah, totally worth it now.

Blueberry- It took forever for Blueberry to fall asleep, and he's a very light sleeper, and waking him up would get him pretty annoyed, to be honest. That's one reason why he didn't sleep that often, and normally only did when he fully had to and even then he would sneak away to sleep. Nobody knew about that! Funnily enough. When he woke up that day he climbs out of his bed but flops down onto the ground letting out a small groan, just laying on the ground for a little while. Ughhhh... he was still so sleepy. He just needed to get up and move around and he'll wake up. He pushes himself to get up off the ground holding the blanket around his shoulders, walking downstairs feeling the coldness under his bones... he walks into the kitchen ignoring the world around him and takes out the orange juice, pouring himself a glass of orange juice and grabs an egg cracking it into the cup, his skull resting against the cabinet. Stretch looks over from where he was drinking his honey and makes a tsh sound since that was gross "So... bro, did ya see what your datemate was dressed as?" Blueberry reaches up taking the cup up and drinks it, tilting his head back then looks over and shakes his head so he walks back into the living room and perks up quickly when he saw his S/o wearing his clothes, fixing up their clothes. He grins and tackles them excitedly "You're wearing my clothes!" He laughs. He found it so cute!

Stretch- Halloween was one of Stretch's favorite holidays after getting above ground. People give you candy just for coming to their house dressed up? How cool is that? S/o told him that they had something planned for the holiday! They didn't tell him what it was though, which was just a little annoying to him. He only disliked it because he was excited to see it! Not fair. Now it was finally the day of hollows, his alarm going off which he literally set! He almost never does that, but he wanted to get up a little early to make sure things were set up. While he set up the holiday stuff his bro said "I wish you'd take your job this serious" Stretch just laughed. Now that he was awake though, he was a tad confused. Where did his hoodie go? Did Blueberry take it to be washed? He looks around his room, but shakes his head yawning and goes downstairs. Chara seemed excited playing with plastic bats and his S/o was there too, how cute... He walks into the kitchen but does a double take. Wait was... He smiles and walks over leaning onto the couch "hey hunbun... You tryna steal my job or something?" They were wearing his hoodie and pants it seemed. They look up and grin explaining that this was their costume! Going as the best datemate ever. Stretch nearly damn cried y'all.

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