#Knightshade

[notmaplemable]

RWBY: *Watching a movie together*

Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?

Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.

Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.

RWBY: ...

Ruby: What?

Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.

Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.

Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.

Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.

Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...

Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.

Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...

Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.

Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...

Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-

Yang: *Fangirl squeal*

RWBJ: ...

Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.

Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

#rwby #jaune arc #mama arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #arkos #nora's arc #martial arcs #jaune harem

[brokentrafficknight]

Tags forgive me for what I must do.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #blake belladonna #jessica cruz #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #rwby alyx #iona rockshow #penny polendina #saphron cotta arc #cinder fall #nora valkyrie #lancaster #knightshade #rwby knightlight #dragonslayer #white knight #knightfall #nora's arc #arculus rift #arkos

[littlelewdmable]

Locker Room

Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?

Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.

Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?

Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-

Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?

Nora: It's so fluffy~.

Jaune: Well give it back!

RWBY: ...

Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.

Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.

Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.

Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #pollinated knight #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #jaune arc #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie

[bluearc009]

Jaune: team RWBY you finally made it

Blake thoughts: Jaune is the Rusted Knight but that means that I use to.........(flashback)

#jaune arc #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby knightshade #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #knightshade

[irongiant-9000]

The Hero and his three chosen ladies

So this picture right here I got commissioned from Seshirukun, it was another Zelda themed one with Jaune being our lovable Hero of Legend. While our three lovely ladies that are wanting him, are chosen by the three Goddesses as their Chosen Maidens. Basically given powers and abilities of Din, Farore, Nayru to help our blond man out in the world of Remnant.

Like I said thank you Seshirukun for the wonderful art you created.

#knightshade #jaune x blake #blake belladonna #jaune arc #crossover fanart #dragonslayer #jaune x yang #jaune x pyrrha #arkos #rwby arkos #rwby jaune arc #rwby fanart #commission #rwby knightshade #rwby dragonslayer #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos

[dantedsblog]

Jaune: *depressed*

Blake: Hey what is wrong Jaune ?

Jaune: Hello Blake I’m just a bit sad that almost everyone in Beacon has a couple but I can’t find a girlfriend I know it’s not important but I failed with Weiss and perhaps I will fail with everyone… sorry just my thoughts.

Blake: Jaune it’s really bad and all but have you ever thought it’s a bit your fault that you don’t get a hint.

Jaune: Huh ?

3 days ago

Pyrrha: Jaune can you help me to wash my back ? My arms are tired after combat classes.

Jaune: Yeah sure anything for my partner.

Jaune *washed Pyrrha’s back*

Jaune: done.

Pyrrha: *sad* Yeah thanks Jaune…

Flash back ends

Blake: Or that Situation with Velvet.

One week ago

Velvet: *calls Jaune* Jaune can you come to my dorm I can’t sleep alone after a horror movie.

Jaune: Sure *comes to Velvet’s dorm and sleeps on the floor*

Jaune: Good night Velvet.

Velvet: *upset* Good night Jaune.

Flashbackends

Jaune: well she obviously couldn’t sleep and I as a good friend helped her.

Blake: Ok do you remember our conversation yesterday ?

One day ago

Blake: Jaune I want you to help me with my project.

Jaune: No problem what kind of project ?

Blake: The name is you and I on a bed tonight.

Jaune: It’s a strange name for the project.

Blake: …

Now-days

Jaune: well…

Blake: Oh my god just f*#% me already !

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #velvet scarlatina #arkos #knightshade #jaune x velvet

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Training*

Blake: *Looking at Jaune carefully*

Weiss: Hey Blake, what are you doing?

Blake: Just thinking

Weiss: Like…?

Blake: Have you ever seen someone and thought “I like to be responsible for your next orgasm” *She say without looking away from Jaune*

Weiss: *Worry* N-No…

Blake: I see…

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #jaune #rwby shitpost #Weiss #rwby weiss schnee #weiss schnee #rwby weiss #Blake #blake belladonna #rwby blake #rwby blake belladonna #rwby knightshade #knightshade #jaune x blake #rwby Jaune x blake

[ludibriadormonoteista]

Knock Knock

Blake: *Opens Door* Ruby?

Dog!Faunus Ruby: *Holding Several Pamphlets* Hi! Miss Belladonna, is it? So nice to meet you!

Blake: …Ruby, you live here. You already know who I am.

Ruby: You’re absolutely right! Let’s skip introductions, shall we? *Clears Throat* So, I’m going from door to door to see if anyone’s interested in becoming Jaune’s pet today.

Blake: Ruby, is this some sort of attempt of yours at starting a cult centered around Jaune? …Again?

Ruby: Amazing question, you’re such a good girl.

Blake: *Ear Twitches* Go on…

Ruby: So basically, you become Jaune’s lap-dog, or lap-cat in your case, and you get to enjoy all kinds of benefits!

Blake: Benefits?

Ruby: You get to sleep around him whenever you want, he takes you on walksies, helps clean your ears, feeds you…

Blake: He feeds you?

Ruby: Oh yeah! His strawberry shortcake is to die for, believe me. OH! Remember that fancy tuna dish our teams had at our last get-together?

Blake: *Profusely Sweats* Yes…?

Ruby: Jaune cooked it himself. Family recipe, he says.

Blake: *Licking her Lips* Wait, *Shakes Head* You don’t take issue over the fact that he will be spending time with me?

Ruby: I thought so too at first, but I soon realized that Jaune deserves all the love he can get! More so than lil’ ol’ me could ever provide. Besides, we are just friends!

Blake: Uh, hum… Look, I’m sure this is nice and all, but I will admit this is a little weird even for me. And considering the type of stuff I’m into, that is saying something. Sorry, but my answer is no. *Grabs Doorknob*

Ruby: WaitwaitWAIT!

Blake: …What?

Ruby: Head pats.

Blake: …H-Head pats?

Ruby: Every. Single. Day.

Blake: *Both Ears Twitch* …On second thought, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.

Ruby: Amazing! Now before you sign up, would you like to hear a few encouraging words of our sponsor, Mama Arc?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #blake belladonna #jaune arc #lancaster #knightshade #ruby x jaune #blake x jaune #dog!faunus ruby #cat!faunus blake #Isn't she already a cat Faunus? #Shut up

[misterlazer]

Blake: *Yawns*

Jaune: *Sticks finger in her mouth*

Blake: ???

Jaune: *Happy*

Blake: *Is confused*

Later that night

Jaune: *Laying in bed*

Blake: *Laying on Jaune*

Jaune: *Yawns*

Blake: *SHOVES WHOLE FUCKING FIST IN HIS MOUTH*

#rwby #blake belladonna #jaune arc #knightshade #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #haha blake is a cat #just cat things

[spahhzy]

Bets~

Jaune,with blake, sitting next to Bumblebee.

Blake: How fast you think she'll come down here?

Jaune: Hmm, granted, we are on the what fifth floor? 20 seconds.

Blake: 12 seconds.

Jaune: Shall we hold a bet?

Blake: Only if you're ready to lose.

Jaune: If you win, we can recreate whatever scene you want from Ninja's of love.

Blake's eyes widened as various scenarios filled her mind, and a huge blush filled her face.

Jaune: Buuuuut if I win well...I would like to see you in a very specific collar.

Blake just blushed even more.

Jaune: Let's begin shall we?

Blake pulls out her scroll and activates a timer.

Jaune: I love reminiscing on all the fun times I had before I was tired. It 'Wheely' makes me happy.

Blake starts the timer.

A loud thump could be heard above.

Blake picks up a wrench: This could be 'wheely' useful.

Glass could be heard shattering, screeches, and screams both male and female were heard, as footsteps pounding across the floor echoed.

Jaune walked up to Bumblebee, and put his hand on the throttle twisting it.

Jaune: Does this 'wheely' work?

It was faint, but a 'mineminemineminemineminemine' could be heard in the halls as someone descended rapidly down the stairs.

Jaune: time?

Blake: 6 seconds.

Blake: I hope I haven't 'Spoke' too soon.

The 'minemineminemineminemineminemineminemine' only got louder.

Jaune: I'm certainly not getting 'tired' of these jokes.

Bang.

The entrance door opened to reveal a heavily breathing, blushing, and almost stripped down Yang.

Jaune and Blake looked at each other, then back to Blake scroll.

12 seconds.

Blake: Yes! Get ready, Jaune~

Jaune: damnit, alright, but first... we gotta survive our dear dra-

Jaune couldn't say anything else as Yang pounced on both of her lovers as the door to the garage closed.

#jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake bellodona #stungknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #bmblb

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: Okay, which one of you did it?

Ruby: Did what?

Jaune: Put a paper called "Jaune's to-do list" on the school notice board?

Yang: Wasn't any of us.

Blake: What exactly is the problem there?

Jaune: The problem is that most of the girls at this school wrote their name on the list.

Jaune: Including all of you!

Weiss: Then you better get to work if you plan on finishing any time soon.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #pollinated knight #lancaster #white knight #knightshade #dragonslayer #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna

[seshirukun]

Knightshade commission for Inferno Nomad~

#rwby #blake belladonna #jaune arc #knightshade #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #rwby art #my art

[brokentrafficknight]

Canon Jaune vs a 'Jaune x Everyone' fic

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #arkos #lancaster #knightshade #dragonslayer

[howlingday]

Jaune taking responsibility for the girls he got pregnant.

Jaune: (Shambles out)

Nora: Hiya, Jaune~! What's-

Jaune: (Holds up hand, Chugs water)

Yang: (Distant) Jaune~!

Jaune: (Slaps face, Struts to bedroom)

Nora: ...Man, Yang's really draining him, huh?

Ren: Considering he just drank an entire gallon of water, I'd assume so, yes.

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Jaune: Okay, uh... Here's dinner...

Jaune: (Sets barbecue seafood plate, Backs away)

Blake: (Pair of glowing eyes in the dark, Grabs plate)

Blake: (Grabs leg)

Jaune: OHGODNO! (Dragged in)

Jaune: (Walks out, Covered in barbecue seafood) You just had to forget the rolls, didn't you? (Sighs) At least she didn't break the plate over my head this time.

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Weiss: And don't forget that we need to stop by Baby Needs on the way home. I saw they were selling the cutest bassinet mattress sheets that our baby would look so cute lying in.

Jaune: (Carrying bags) I'm assuming this stuff is on sale, right?

Weiss: Ahp-up-up! I will worry about the price. YOU just worry about paying for it.

Jaune: (Sighs) Not like I need to eat anyways.

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Jaune: So, do you need anything, Ruby?

Ruby: (Sitting in bed) Nope! I'm good!

Jaune: Are you sure?

Ruby: Mhm! Just reading my comics!

Jaune: Okay...

Jaune: (Steps out, Hears crash) OH, GOD DAMMIT!

Jaune: (Sees broken window) RUBY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY!

#rwby #dragonslayer #knightshade #white knight #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #my answer #my answers #lie ren #nora valkyrie

[linkman447]

Yang: (7 years old) one day I’ll meet my rusted knight

Summer: oh I’m sure you will my sunny little dragon

Ruby: ewww boys are gross * secretly wanting to marry the rusted knight

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Weiss: sister one day I’ll marry the rusted knight

Winter: I wish so as well

Whitley: you know he’s dead right

Winter/ weiss: shut up

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Blake: mmmm ya oh my yes I can work with this, the rusted knight escapes from the evil lords mansion with the Faunus princess

Kali: yes my darling make your mother proud

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Jaune:*shivers* what was that

Mama arc: what’s wrong sweet heart

Jaune: I feel like someone’s hunting me

Mama arc: maybe it’s a cute girl who will let you give me grand babies

Jaune: ewww mom gross

Mama arc: oh jaune your an arc, when you get older, women will be fighting over you

Years later

Rusted knight: team rwby *removes helmet to reveal jaune arc* your finally here

Yang: MINE

Grabs him and runs off

Weiss: get back here with my husband

Ruby: ya yang we can share him like our moms did dad

Blake: no the rusted knight is supposed to rescue the Faunus princess not be kidnapped by the bandit princess

Yang: we going to have so many babies

Jaune: mom was right

#jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby dragonslayer #whiteknight #rwby lancaster #knightshade