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swbumblebee · 10 months
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is an introvert; though lucky enough to be surrounded by people he is always pleased to see he is, at his core, a private man who needs quiet solitude and to revel in his own space as regularly as possible to recharge after the long periods of constant company and communication life has forced him into.
He is also, a complete sucker for his Padawans.
Who did not get the memo.
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General Obi-Wan Kenobi leant his head against the duratile of his small fresher shower and let the warmish water wash over him, over aching bones and dirty hair, dripping gently down his face washing the grime and pain of the battle down the drain.
It had been a hard one. A long, gruelling fight to save people who didn’t seem to realise they’d been saved.
What was the point? He just wanted to lie down and meditate and wait for tomorrow to start.
Thud.
He paused his rapidly spiralling thoughts and increasingly vigorous scrubbing at the shuffling and banging noises from his tiny cabin.
He rolled his eyes fondly. His former Padawan was not a quiet person.
“One minute, I’m in the shower!” He called, increasing the speed of his washing and reaching for the shampoo.
“Master?” he heard over the noise of the rapidly cooling water.
“I’m in the shower!” he called back, louder this time. Perhaps Anakin would put the kettle on whilst he waited? Or maybe even open a bottle of something-
“Hey Obi-Wan”
The Jedi Master was not particularly proud of the noise he made as the door swooshed open and he heard his former Padawan’s greeting much too close for comfort.
“GAAHNAKIN!” he all but shrieked, simultaneously dropping the sponge and banging his elbow on the wall. “Ow! Kark!” he yelped.
“Oh sorry” came the blasé response “Should’ve knocked” the young man admitted casually, and Obi-Wan heard the scrape of the fresher stool being moved over his thudding heartbeat.
“Anyway, was wondering if you might be up for a bit of sparring after dinner? I feel like Ahsok-“
“Anakin!” the irate Jedi Master barked, and finally popped his head tightly round the shower curtain, fixing his former student and former best friend with a furious glare through the suds slowly making their way into his eyes.
“What the blazes do you think you are doing?” he demanded. He looked down at the rest of the curtain, tightly held to the wall from his neck down. “I’m in the shower!” he said incredulously.
“Oh yeah but I just-“
“The shower!!” the composed Jedi Master all but shouted in disbelief, well aware his voice was getting slightly higher.
“Right…” the nonchalant young man was comfortably sitting on the stool, not a care for his poor Master’s dignity, or privacy.
For some reason baffling to Obi-Wan, he was looking at the irate older man with surprise.
“So do you want me to…?”
“GET. OUT.”
“Alright! Alright! Jeeze no need to be so touchy about it” Anakin straightened up, holding his hands up in surrender.
“Boundaries Padawan, for the love of Force, BOUNDARIES!”
The irritating, maddening Jedi Knight picked up the pace and opened the refresher door, barely managing to avoid the bar of soap aimed at his head as his Master punctuated his words with a projectile.
There was a beat of silence. Blessed silence. Until:
“So we’ll talk in a bit then?” Came through gloriously muffled through the door.
Obi-Wan once again rested his head on the wall, cursing himself, the Force and everything, as the water heater finally gave up and showered him with icy water.
“Yes, we’ll talk in a bit” he confirmed, sighing at the Universe and grabbing a towel.
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“…Doing with your leave?”
Obi-Wan hadn’t realised he’d tuned his dear Commander out until he caught the end of his optimistic question.
“Oh I’m rather looking forward to a spot of relative peace and quiet I think” the tired Jedi Master replied, swinging his old canvas bag onto his shoulders and standing up as the transport docked at the Temple.
“Well you’ve earned it General” Woolley nodded at him with an encouraging smile.
Obi-Wan felt his smile turn just a touch more genuine and he turned to his men, waiting for him to depart.
“We all have” he said, as he turned to exit the transport.
The battle-weary Jedi closed his eyes, taking in the hustle and bustle of the Temple hanger, hanging back whilst the 501st transport docked behind him.
Sure enough, his smile was widening not five minutes later when Ahsoka bounced excitedly down the ramp, Anakin following behind with his characteristic confident smirk in place.
“Master Obi-Wan!”
His heart swelled as he suddenly found himself with the wind almost knocked out of him and a happy Torguta apparently trying to squeeze the life out of him.
“Hi Master”
Anakin waited patiently for Ahsoka to let the older man go, and when she turned her hug for her Grandmaster into a deep bow for a senior council member, Anakin leaned in and grasped his friends forearms in greeting, before doing the same.
Obi-Wan gave a shallower bow of his own to them both with a wide grin.
“It is so good to see you my Padawans” he said warmly, giving his Grandpadawan a wink as Anakin opened his mouth to give a familiar retort.
“Not your Pada-“
“Ahsoka dear please do stop growing, you’re making me feel old” he interrupted the traditional refrain from his former Padawan
“You are old” Anakin grinned at him and clapped him on the shoulder. “Come on Snips, lets dump our stuff before de-brief.” He instructed, picking up his and his own Padawan’s packs and falling into step with his Master, heading towards the Temple main.
“Uh, Skyguy, you er…you know, remember about that thing?” Ahsoka asked slightly breathlessly as she strode next to the two older Jedi with a tilt of her head in reminder.
Obi-Wan quirked an eyebrow. Since leaving their shared flat to embark on life as a Knight, and then moving Ahsoka in, the tales of Anakin’s living situation had periodically horrified or amused his old Master.
Anakin stopped in his tracks, grimacing.
“Oh kark”
“Language – What’s wrong?” Obi-Wan asked, the reprimand automatically exiting his mouth almost subconsciously.
“Er…”
The Master’s eyes narrowed as the other man dithered sheepishly.
“Our flat’s being fumigated” Ahsoka chirped cheerfully, prompting a grimace from her Master.
Obi-Wan stared at them for a very long moment.
“I don’t think I want to know” he decided, turning around and continuing to walk down the corridor and away from his Padawan’s nonsense.
“So what’s the plan Skyguy?” he heard Ahsoka ask innocently as the pair again sprung into life and followed after him.
“Right just let me think”
“Hey, we can just stay with Master Obi-Wan!”
Master Obi-Wan ground to a screeching halt.
He hoped he managed to cover the mildly alarmed noise he inadvertently made. Turning back to them both he was greeted with enthusiastic nodding and a big grin from his energetic Grandpadawan, and large pleading eyes from his fully grown idiot best friend.
“Yeah c’mon it’ll be so much fun!” Ahsoka was clearly warming to the idea. “We can make Kenobi Surprise, and watch the racing, and play Sabacc!” she suggested excitedly.
“I..well…” Obi-Wan didn’t know quite what to say in the face of such delight.
“Would that be OK Obi-Wan? Just for a bit” Anakin met his eyes reluctantly, genuinely asking permission.
The tired and slightly battered Master took a deep breath in through his nose. There really was only one answer.
He smiled.
“Of course, I’d be delighted to have you both” he said, patting his friend on the arm and chuckling as Ahsoka punched the air.
“Aw yeah this is gonna be awesome!”
Peace and quiet was overrated anyway.
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‘Conference room, ASAP.’
Obi-Wan looked up from his book and his tea when the chirp of the commlink disrupted his medic-mandated fifteen-minute break. He was now to take one every three hours and as much as he was loathe to admit it, they were doing wonders for his productivity and inner calm.
Except when he received emergency summons, obviously.
His stomach dropped as he read Anakin’s message again and scenarios instantly began filling his head.
New orders? An attack? He didn’t hear any sirens, so they weren’t being ambushed thank the Force. But really anything could be happening, and here he was ‘taking a break’!
Cursing he clumsily tugged on his boots, running fingers through his hair whilst simultaneously pulling on his belt.
He made it to the Negotiator’s conference room in record time, barely waiting for the doors to open before rushing inside.
Where he came to a sudden, confused stop.
“Oh hey Master”
“Hi Master Obi-Wan”
There in the main conference room, sat Anakin and Ahsoka. Both with their eyes fixed on a holoscreen showing some kind of learning module and sharing a bowl of Ahsoka’s favourite cured meat chunks. They would have made a rather cute scene under different circumstances.
“What?” Obi-Wan asked, bewildered, the wind rapidly leaving his sails.  
This is not look like an emergency.
“Are you alright Master?” Ahsoka asked, eyes widening in concern her Grandmaster’s flustered and harried state.
“Anakin, you sent me a message?” he demanded, fixing his former student with a piercing look.
“Oh uh…yeah I mean, we were just talking about Force Theory. Thought you might have some ideas.” Anakin answered, wearily looking at his confused Master.
“Yeah do you think you’d use the Living Force or the Unifying Force to breathe in Space? Theoretically.” Ahsoka asked imploringly.
Obi-Wan stared at them both.
“What?” he asked again, less sharp and now genuinely baffled at the randomness of the question.
“Yeah it just seemed like something you would know about” Anakin answered casually, about to turn back to the holoscreen. Apparently “helping” Ahsoka with her Force Philosophy module.
“I don’t…”
The Jedi Master summoned the words, and the strength, for the conversation.
“You said it was urgent?” he said weakly, still rather discombobulated by the jarring change of pace.
Anakin looked at him surprised.
“Oh no I just meant you should come here when you can, you know, as soon as it’s possible.” He explained casually.
Obi-Wan stared at him, resisting the urge to run a hand through his hair.
“You said ASAP!” he ground out.
“Yeah, ‘as soon as it’s possible’!” the young man said defensively “not like, right now!”
This time Obi-Wan did run a hand through his hair, taking a very long deep breath.
“Unbelievable! Anakin I just dropped everything, I was in the middle of-“ he faltered. “You can’t do that!” he snapped.
Ahsoka was now looking at him worriedly.
“Sorry Master Obi-Wan, we didn’t mean it.” She said contritely and seemed to dither in the face of her Grandmaster’s displeasure.
She pulled the chair beside her out from under the table.
“…you wanna join?” she asked, timidly.
“Yeah sorry Master, didn’t mean to make you panic” Anakin joined in, the tiniest of tiny smirks tugging at the corner of his mouth.
“I didn’t panic” Obi-Wan muttered, well aware how sulkily it sounded.
“C’mon Master, take a seat. You really need to relax” he instructed cockily.
Obi-Wan nearly hit him.
But he took the offered seat all the same. He was here now, after all.  
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spiegelgestalt · 6 months
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sometimes you mess up in a work event so badly that it sucks all the life out of you and than you try to say it's just work but I was there, I didn't find the words and now a really bad dude is gonna have a bigger platform. How do you handle failing that hard? How do you get up again?
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egophiliac · 6 months
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this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them#can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble#once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours#but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious#specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c#silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids#you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would#he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations#but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there#sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too#but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.
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infectiouspiss · 24 days
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house would not be instantly nice and accepting if he found out wilson was a trans guy ok he'd just go "oh great now when we sleep together i gotta worry about you getting pregnant" and then insult wilson's tie while wilson is just like "what do you mean WHEN we sleep together?????"
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thegreatidk · 4 months
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My biggest beef with the way Annabeth was written in the show is that I think Rick fell into his own trap. Like his whole thing with Annabeth is that just because someone doesn’t look smart doesn’t mean they aren’t. And while it’s about their literal looks for both the show and the book, book Annabeth also sometimes acted in ways that people wouldn’t stereotypically associate with “smart” because I think we’ve all be condition to think bbc sherlock no emotions genius is the only way to be smart. Book Annabeth acts super flustered around Luke because she's a kid and she has a crush on him, she's afraid of spiders, and wanted to see the arch just because she thought it was cool. In general book Annabeth is allowed to be sillier and have a wider range of emotions than show Annabeth without it detracting from the fact that Annabeth is smart. I find this whole "stoic genius" idea is often used to put down teenage girls for being dumb and superficial just because they show emotions and the only way to beat it is to be cold, calculating, and emotionless and most people just aren't like that.
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knifearo · 2 months
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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shivgirly · 4 months
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Shawngus: An outsider's perspective
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julijbee · 2 months
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girlbossing too close to the sun.
#art#ive literally just been treating this game as a library simuator#i walk from bookseller to bookseller opening up all of their books#vivecs sermons are either a highlight or the point at which i stop reading#ive been trying to convince the ordinators that imitation is the highest form of flattery but it hasnt been working#let me wear your helmets please theyre so funny..#posting morrowind in 2024 isnt a cry for help but youre not wrong to be concerned.#morrowind#almalexia#vivec#im going to explain the chitin armor give me a moment#so the bonewalker nerevar on the shrines is adorable and it was only after drawing it however many times that i realized#it looked relatively close to a modified chitin armor#and so i modified chitin armor a few times and this was probably the cutest result#i also know i drew almalexia relatively pristine and untouched by years and vivec not so much but my thought process was#vivecs role as if not a favorite then the most accessible divine or the most “hands on” in a manner of speaking#acting in ways visible to the general population or actions explicitly brought to their attention#like not that almalexia isnt doing anything she is#but the dissemination of information regarding that is very different etc etc etc#anyways to a certain extent a god is the face on a shrine or in art or upon a statue or carving#but vivecs presence is interwoven with the geography of vvardenfell especially and his actions and writings with pubished materials#and the arts and culture and customs etc etc etc#so to me the face of a god you know and feel a commonality with or a god that walks alongside you is a face you would recognize#and vivec is already otherworldly looking enough#the simple mark of the years on his skin in some way grounding him in reality felt more right#that and i think the ways in which he and almalexia care about outward appearance are slightly different- they prioritize different things#and the ways they present outward power and their embodiment of their respective attributes share some similarities as they both have that#important preoccupation with physical power and physical strength to a certain degree#oh my god nobody read this i am yapping so bad.#tes
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t8oo · 4 months
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this happens in the columbo world and not the magic lupin world where physics dont matter and lupin probably breaks all the bones in his twiggy body to slide out the prison window bars 😢 (original by @/hausofdecline on twitter)
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transmonstera · 1 year
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DO NOT CORRECT ME WHERE A MISTAKE HAS NOT BEEN MADE. I LIKE BEING A TRANSSEXUAL BECAUSE I LIKE BEING SOMETHING THAT CANNOT BE SOLD BACK TO ME. I LIKE BEING A TRANSSEXUAL BECAUSE IT HONOURS THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME. I LIKE BEING A TRANSSEXUAL. - transmonstera
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achromatic-bot · 13 days
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Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?
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hairtusk · 2 months
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Once a year, around International Women's Day, MP Jess Phillips reads out a list of names of the women murdered by men in Britain in the last 12 months. She almost always reads them to a near-empty chamber. This is the ninth year in a row she has done this. There were 98 women on this year's list.
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cluescorner · 4 days
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Every other harbinger: My coworkers are fucking insane and I hate them. I'd probably have killed them by now if we weren't on the same side. Why in the fuck am I forced to put up with these selfish, pathetic, obnoxious imbeciles?!!!
Capitano: *Exists*
Every other harbinger: omg Capitano
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meltylandart · 2 months
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get scruffed idiot
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aroaceleovaldez · 2 months
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Something something Jason feeling like he doesn't quite fit as "Greek" or "Roman" as a metaphor for bisexuality, particularly the semi-canonical bi-coding in his half of experiences during the Cupid scene and how Favonius and Cupid speak to him in parallel to the scenes confirming Nico is gay.
Something something the camps as metaphors for traditionally acceptable forms of relationships and Nico living as a rogue outside of them, rejecting expectation (ergo in himself representing a metaphor of queer identity and living outside of boxes and defined/usually hetero-allonormative/binary ideas of what love/relationships should look like) versus Jason struggling with the expectation to conform to a label and even discussing with Nico both of them remaining at CHB together.
Something something the inverse of Jason shifting away from the camps after he breaks up with Piper, feeling lost and unable to find a place between the camps as he begins to explore his queer identity properly for the first time versus Nico only remaining at CHB because he has entered a relationship. In this essay I will-
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noclassnowitnosoul · 8 months
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(ofcourse its house saying the last line)
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