Happy (fanon) Birthday Sam (Sammy boy!)!
Yes....it's happening, ...Did I gave fanon birthday to the twiwon's cast leftover.....Yes!
I only wanted Sam to be....a pisces...very important information....yes.... and 7 because...lucky 7 for a cursed merchant...
(When I decide to make something special about it ...tadadadadaaaa SSR Crowley popped out of nowhere....THAT BIRD THAAAAT BIIIRD!!!)
Once again this is not an edit. And I really need to work harder on line pressure... But I am such a lazy one...
....That outfit got a long history.....The coat is a Loewe x Howl's moving castle collab.... The shirt and pants are "Moschino" inspired and the shoes are the famous 80/90 brand colorful "Chanel". Kind of twisted design from a street magician... Yes he's wearing an aviator hat because blame pixiv wonderful artists and their headcanon...Sam is scarred on broom....don't ask...my brain...my fashion sense...and you wondered why models walk with "trash bag" on themself....our brain....
SAM~ SSR Birthday friends on the other side
Summon Line: “And I got friends on the other sideee~ Gneehihi everyone is ready to party right now!”
Groooovy!!: "I got things I never tried! But I got friends on the other side!"
Home: "IN STOCK NOW! Gneehihi I'm joking, I'm joking, today is a day off after all~"
Home Idle 1: "à#** Yes? Ah sorry kooni-chan, I was talking to the shadow~"
Home Idle 2: "I can't wait to go back to Jubilee port, my sisters made me a surprise party....which is no longer a surprise party *crazy grinning face* ***"
Home Idle 3:" I am still quiet young among the NRC adult crew~ *cute face*"
Home Idle - Login: "Kooni-chan look this way *stare* !!... Yes indeed my red socks are a gift from Mister Crewel. He said" Sammy-boy, to make a statement in your outfit". I enjoy them a lot gneehihi"
Home Idle - Groovy: "You reside in Ombrorio with every campus's ghosts, you must treat them properly!"
Home Tap 1: "Sam the Shadow man! I was even called Oogie Boogie back then! *shadow dancing around*"
Home Tap 2: "I am craving chicken gombo... You should definitely taste my cousin Tia' "cuisine"!"
Home tap 3: "Those necklaces pearls are gifted by our Carnaval princess, it brings good fortune!... No I didn't catch too many of them.*side eyes*"
Home Tap 4: "I have a lot of secret you know gneehihi~ If you ever need some information come to me, we'll make a good deal about it~"
Home Tap 5: "Sam...? What...Last name?...Gneehihi how bold and brave of you kooni-chan. It's Sam D. because I was born on a samedi! No more question shh shhshhh! *silent finger mouth pose*"
Home Tap - Groovy: "You're green!! Ah no I mean I'm a royal from my mother side you know *stare*"
Bonus: MAGIC DUO
Sam: Kooni-chan IN STOCK NOW 50% off!!
Yuu(sona): Happy birthday Mister Sam!
*Sam's sisters are part of @evilcokito 's lore... I love them soooo much that it's canon in my head and I added them to my own lore haha (Hope you don't mind Coco...)
*Sam D is a pun word with the french word samedi which means saturday, but is also related to "Baron Samedi"
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Thought of the day: Vimes and Vetinari were both raised by a band of women.
There's Madam Meserole herself, as well as there being no way she didn't have other women over all the time. (It's a matter of much speculation whether that was to fuck nasty or to plan overthrowing a government)
There's Margolotta, who, while not having a hand in raising Vetinari, absolutely had a hand in influencing him.
One of his first tyrannical acts was giving rights to sex workers. He and Rosie Palm are secret besties. He and Sybil are besties. This man grew up around women and is the rare male specimen who understands how they work without going into an instant panic mode.
Vimes doesn't understand how women work, but he cares for them all the same. Vimes, raised by a single mother, father dead. You can bet all the women on Cockbill Street were involved in his upbringing in one way or another. When Mrs Easy dies, Carrot, who knows everyone, doesn't know who she was; but Vimes does – Mrs Easy, she lived on his street, big family. To him, she is a fact of life, a staple in Ankh-Morpork.
And... Well. Widows and Orphans fund had to have come from somewhere. Let's say, growing up poor, surrounded by women who had trouble finding well-paying respectable jobs, women who can't make ends meet.
i. e., Vetinari and Vimes both grew up seeing women's struggles in society and set up to make life easier for them
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there's gold in them thar hills!
so I brought in some of my potted plants last night because we were due for a cold snap. SOMEbunny was DELIGHTED. He's been eating the leaves (they're bunny safe) and this morning -
He didn't find the treasure he was looking for but I doubt he's given up.
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I smile to myself making gifset of Captain K nobody asked for because damn the day I saw a vid about jojo rabbit and thought "oh look it's Sam Rockwell!! My Zaphod, Gosh I haven't seen his movies in a long time I loved him so much lol is it about hitler tho?" Then I watched it, cried multiple times and got out of it totally and helplessly in LOVE with Captain K and Sam Rockwell. Now I have been watching for months nothing but Sam filmography and it just got worse and worse
because I quickly realized the man has not had one performance not worth falling in love with every single one of his fckn characters...??!! the emotions(tm) are overwhelming
he is so ridiculously charming even playing racist rednecks or whatever, wtf man how is this fair to any of us???!! Complex characters, vulnerable, fun and crazy hot at the same time??! and I am supposed to be just CASUAL about it afterwards like wow he is good but anyways back to reality He made George W Bush hot, come on SERIOUSLY??!!
I can't be sitting in a Q2 product roadmap review Zoom call at work, and daydreaming about his ass, I used to be a fully functioning emotionally stable corporate middle-manager. I'm gonna go crazy
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my OCs featuring Ramses rabbit and Archimedes Aardvark
Ramses and Archimedes are commonly based on Arthur and Merlin from the sword in the Stone respectfully.
Ramsey was inspired from six cartoon characters:
Sam-i-am (green Eggs and Ham by Dr seuss)
Morris the Moose (Morris by bernard Wiseman)
Billy (billy and Mandy by Maxwell Atoms)
Wander (wander over yonder by Craig mcCracken)
SpongeBob SquarePants (Stephen hillenberg)
Uncle Grandpa (Peter Browngardt)
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Based only on Sam saying he was "Paul's youngest boy," I built a whole headcanon for Gideon Wilson, where he's a half-brother from a previous marriage who is a good bit older and resentful that his dad had this whole second family, and that Sam and Sarah had a much more idyllic childhood than his.
And yet, when I saw the name Gideon Wilson in She-Hulk, I told my husband, "That's the name of Sam’s brother in the comics," AND NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT AGAIN. I am so disappointed in myself.
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