guofudiyixiong · a day ago
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lord-ozymandias · 2 days ago
hate it when people who hate certain stardew valley bachelors are like “why would you go for [bachelor/ette] of all people” like mf why would ANY bachelor/ette go for YOU??? the farmer is out here fishing for 12 hours straight, standing and staring in front of people’s doors until they exit their rooms, and doesn’t even have a fucking bathroom at max house upgrade. you can dislike them all you want, but you should be honored elliot, haley and shane are even willing to look your farmers way to begin with, let alone share a house and bed with you
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ketzel · 2 days ago
Fake Movie Poster Starring Shane, Farmer, Emily, Gus, Jas, Harvey, and other Stardew Villagers
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Made this for a school project where we had to draw a poster with multiple characters, and what choice did i have other than my beloved husband?
it doesn't really look that much like a movie poster but i still like it anyways! The movie is a role reversal where the farmer is the depressed salty asshole but shane loves them either way (and they love shane back)
here are some zoom ins:
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and here is the sketch XD which i find cute lol
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cyberg0thlite · 2 days ago
Hii, do you think you could do headcanons on how the bachelors (or if thats too much, just Shane) act when they have a crush on the farmer (fem pronouns)?
Stardew Valley Headcannons: How the bachelors act when they have a crush on you
Warnings: f!reader
I decided to do all of the bachelors for this one, so enjoy! Sorry if there’s errors here, it’s midnight for me and I wanted to get this out before going to bed. Thank you so much for your request!
When Sebastian has a crush on you he acts much more shy yet also clingy to you
At least at first
He hides his face whenever you get him flustered and blushing, and stumbles over his words more often than he would ever admit
But at the same time he starts to spend a lot more time with you
His mom and friends definitely pick up on this quickly, but for his sake they never tease him in front of you
When you aren’t around though…
“So… what’s the deal with you and the farm girl?”
“She has a name Sam. And nothing! Can I not be friends with a girl?” Defensive
When you first met Seb, you would have to come to him, only seeing him on the rare occasion that he isn’t holed up in his room
But once he gets a crush on you? That’s over
He leaves his house way more often, taking paths that he knows he’ll run into you on
He also begins to invite you over not only to his house for some Solarian Chronicles, but even to Sam’s place to attend their band practice
Not to mention he sends you at least one meme a day
Like Sebastian, Sam definitely becomes more clingy once he develops a crush on you
However, he is a lot more bold about it
He will often invite you to his band practices or to the bar with him and his friends
Whenever he notices you at the saloon on a late night he stops whatever he’s doing to walk you home, making the excuse that he just doesn’t want his friend to get hurt
But everyone knows that he doesn’t walk Abigail or Sebastian home
His mom definitely notices and teases him for it
“That girl has been coming around the house a lot. You two better not be doing anything inappropriate in your room while Vincent is home.”
He’s blushing for ages after that
Even when he has a crush on you, Shane is not one to be all head-over-heels for someone
He doesn’t think that you would ever feel the same about him
You’re young and healthy with a bright future ahead of you and he’s a sad guy with a dead end job and an alcohol dependency
Yeah he certainly thinks you’re out of his league
Despite this, he still acts nicer to you than he does most of the other villagers
He’ll start to show you some more of his personality, cracking jokes every once and awhile just to see you smile
One time he actually brings you your favorite gift, shrugging it off when you ask how he knew
“I just found it and figured you might like it.”
He definitely went out looking for it after you mentioned it one time in conversation
Harvey becomes very shy when he gets a crush on you
He always tries to converse with you, but sometimes he just can’t get out the words that he wants to say so he ends up saying some medical nonsense instead
He gets embarrassed really easily
Like, if you notice he has some hair out of place or something he says comes out suggestive on accident he becomes so flustered and red
If you compliment him it’s even worse
He’ll stutter out a thanks while his cheeks turn red, rubbing the back of his neck with a shy smile
He takes notice of what you like and often goes out to get you gifts, telling you that he thought you would like it and trying to hide the pride that swells in his chest when you tell him how much you love it
Like Sebastian and Sam, if Elliot has a crush on you he will find a way to see you just about every day
He isn’t overbearing, and he doesn’t often invite you places
Instead he starts to go places that he knows you frequent more often, in hopes of seeing you there
Surprisingly, it works
Of course there’s the odd day where you don’t come into town and are in the mines all day instead, but he doesn’t get too worried unless you’ve been gone more than a day
At that point he drops by your farm, telling you with no lane excuses that he was worried about you once you open the door
Once he is convinced that you actually do enjoy his company and don’t simply let him stick around for the fun of it, he becomes a little bit of a flirt
He’ll bring you beautiful gifts like seashells or flowers, telling you that they remind him of you
He’s also a big fan of walks along the beach
He definitely opens doors for you too
There’s one word to describe Alex when he has a crush and that is flirty
He doesn’t go out of his way to see you most days, since he doesn’t want to come off as desperate
He hasn’t been in a relationship since high school so he really isn’t past that mindset
However, when you two are around each other? Total flirt
He makes comments on your outfits or looks often, careful to make sure it doesn’t come off as rude or creepy
Alex would like to act like he doesn’t get butterflies when you flirt back, or when you hug him for just a second too long, but that would be a lie
Another thing is that Alex becomes protective when he’s crushing on you
Someone looks at you wrong? He puffs up and stands right by your side to scare them off
At the end of the day, though, he also shows you his soft side, kissing your hand before going your separate ways on a night when he’s feeling truly bold
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I’m sorry- but I found a Stardew Valley text box generator and I’ve been having too much fun with it
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daisytrails · 2 days ago
does anyone actually keep track of the days in stardew valley?
or do you also show up at pierre’s and get upset when they don’t let you in cause it’s wednesday?
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the-possum-prince · 21 hours ago
The randomized names in stardew are so very special to me. Shane and I now have a lovely infant son named Prumbus
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sorriesarrie · a day ago
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They can Doordash their produce, I'm gonna save them from their trauma
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lizardfootman · 2 days ago
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love of my life 💖
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stardewsweetie · 2 days ago
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human equivalent of a golden retriever
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candythemew · 20 hours ago
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guofudiyixiong · 23 hours ago
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artscythe · 2 days ago
One of my favourite heart events is when you make music with your (ocarina? Was it?) with Abigail in the mountain. I feel like Abigail is relatable to anyone playing stardew to some extent: she loves videogames and is a huge adventurer. But the most relatable bit is how she eats rocks I think. A meal is never complete with a bit of a side of amethyst.... Mmmmmmm.
Also purple harvest to match her hair :)
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perri-berry · 2 days ago
Shane stim board
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leressajaden · 3 days ago
If the Stardew valley thing is still open:
8 with a gender neutral farmer, nsfw with elliott?
Swearing is ok
I was thinking something along the lines of exibition (however you spell it.. it's early for me brain no want to work) or some form of teasing at either the library or saloon?
Hello!~ Thank you so much for the request, I appreciate it so much!~ I hope this is to your liking! I had a lot of fun writing this one, Elliott's flowery language is up my alley lol. ✧ "Just a glimpse?" Warnings: exhibitionism, public groping, public display of affection, non-verbal consent/dubcon, groping, flirtatious banter
Elliott gingerly stepped into the library, elegant strides allowing every lock of ginger hair to bounce and flow as he walked. He was hoping to scour the bookshelves for inspiration for his current manuscript. Romance…? No, no, he had plenty of those in his repertoire. A mystery? Hmm, a little too canned and ham-fisted for the mood he’s aiming for. What about…
That’s when you appeared out of the corner of his eye. A new muse, the windows above the bookshelves illuminating every strand of your hair, beautiful skin hue, and your enchanting eyes. Seemingly sensing eyes on your visage, you turned towards Elliott, your face blushing as he gazed in your direction. Putting on his award-winning smile, he approached you with grace.
“I couldn’t help but be fixated on your beauty,” he flirted, natural romantic charisma oozing through. “I hope you don’t mind?”
You begin to babble, apparently taken aback by this forward gesture. Wow, how charming and…adorable. “I-uh-um-haha…Um, it’s, okay? I think…?”
Elliott chuckles in a fascinated and elated way. You were the most interesting person in town to him now, the ineloquence at his banter quickly inspiring him more than a book ever could. “I have come to this humble bibliotheca to seek a new breakthrough in my writing work, and I believe I have found it in you.”
Flattery isn’t something that you’re used to getting it seems, that or Elliott is hitting the weak spot for you. In exchange, he begins to smile at you gently, attempting to put you at ease. His eyes begin to travel down your body, fixating at the loosely buttoned collar of your shirt. Due to its low number of buttons closed, the shape of your chest is clear to Elliott’s wandering gaze. A flirtatious (and rather lewd, if he was to be frank) idea crossed his mind, his normally brilliant brain-to-mouth filter failing in this moment.
“I’ve been needing to have a…visual…for a new character in my manuscript…” His eyes rose to yours, batting his long lashes in order to seduce you as much as possible. “And…I must be honest…I believe your physique is perfect for what I’m needing to write. May I…see more?”
Your face is (cutely) burning with embarrassment, so much so that steam could waft off of your face at any moment. It was adorable how frozen you seemed at this moment, unable to verbalize and form a response to Elliott’s request. You truly were the perfect muse, and he wondered how much more of an inspiration you will be…
“Just a glimpse?” Elliott winked in your direction, and it appeared to be an arrow to the heart, or possibly sexual organs. Potentially both. After glancing around to see if the two of you were easily visible, and determining it was safe, you unbuttoned your shirt, revealing what was underneath for the lustful author. How inspiring, how beautiful, how…provocative. A smirk grow across the man’s face as his eyes meet yours once more.
“May I…?”
Either out of eagerness or due to oxytocin-laden nerves, you nod feverishly. With a gentle hand, Elliott begins to trace around your chest, attempting to memorize every feature. Stepping closer, your breathing alerts him to your current state: you’re full of lust. And, admittedly, so is he.
“How about a short lived…rendezvous…?” Lowered lids indicating his intent, encouraging you to play along with his plan.
Enchanted, enthusiastic, and heavily, oh, is it “turned on?”…You agree to Elliott’s proposition, allowing his hands to travel anywhere they wanted on your body. What a thrill, what a treat…You, a true deity made human, within this mere author’s lustful hands…First, the man begins by placing his hands under your shirt, tracing every muscle, every natural line of your beautiful body. Enticed, he lifts your shirt a bit to allow his eyes to enjoy what his hands have. Satisfied, he returns his gaze to your flushed face, breathing heavily with the affectionate touch. Traveling hands trace your spine before spreading out into a wing-like formation across your shoulder blades. Feeling more adventurous, Elliott’s hands retrace your spine before groping your ass as much as his large hands can grab in each hand. A small “mmph” escapes your throat, causing Elliott to chuckle in response, leaning in to see if, wordlessly, he can ask your permission for a kiss. Closing your eyes and parting your luscious lips slightly, the red-haired man assumes that you are consenting to this gesture.
Lightly touching lips, trying to not make a lot of noise, you two kiss, an intoxicating effect on his psyche, he thinks. It’s been quite a long time since Elliott felt this enchanted by a person, and this increased his lustful drive. His hands continued to travel, but this time, inside of your pants, hands directly on the skin underneath underwear and trousers. You were so silky, soft, perfect. Elliott’s elegant hands were about to travel to your genitals when the sound of the library door bell spooked the both of you, knocking you back into the present and surroundings.
As the two of you return to browsing the shelves, Elliott murmurs to you.
“If you so desire, at another time, maybe you could stop by my seaside cabin for more…?”
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imayeenatheart · a day ago
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A Rainy Day at the Pier
My Stardew Valley farmer, Marie, and her bachelor of choice, Sebastian at the pier.
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consequently-cryptic · 12 hours ago
a random hc of mine
Elliotts pretty good with kids. like when hes at the library reading, jas and Vincent will often come up to him and ask him to tell them a story (after the 8 heart event).
If he's not in any big hurry to get back into the book he's currently on and the children want him to read to them he's more than happy to oblige.
They'll have a children's picture book picked out, shaking the book a little up at him and both ask if mister Elliott could read to them and he'll more often than not oblige.
Jas and Vincent get comfortable on the pillows at the table and Elliott would take his place on one of the empty pillows before he opens the book up and begins to read the story to them.
Oh and this is why they like it when he reads to them! Elliott is already good at doing public readings, he has a very clear voice and although not yelling his voice is loud enough for everyone to hear him. When reading children's story books (although not as loud when he does a public reading as he's in a library reading to 2 children) he has this knack for doing all of these fun voices for characters in the book ! He'll do all of these silly little gestures with his hands when the book calls for it, he'll stop here and then to let them get a good look at the pictures, etc.
Jas and Vincent love when mister Elliott readers to them, he's so fun!
And if anyone were to walk over to them, he grins and without faltering, continues reading. He has no reason to feel embarrassed so he reads in his silly way without any shame.
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wlwcrossing · 17 days ago
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slomps-stomp · a month ago
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People have been so worked up over grandpa's bed they are ignoring the fucking cory in the house crop mod
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