Kyman Headcanons
Kyle monitors Eric's Twitter/X so he doesn't get banned
They probably watch a shit ton of movies, but Kyle heavily dislikes horror movies, and his least favorite is Human Centipede. They've watched it once, and Kyle hates it. He'd leave the room if Cartman ever tried to get him to watch it again
Kyle sends Eric an alarming amount of Instagram reels/TikToks/dumb shit when he's severely bored
Not entirely Kyman, but Eric is genderfluid (Kyle doesn't care as long as they're both comfortable)
After a while, Eric begins to read the Torah (I think that's the name of the Jewish scripture. Please correct me if I'm wrong) (and when I say after a while, I mean six months to a year)
Eric also thinks about openly converting to Judaism (he does!!)
Shockingly, Eric can cook and bake (he's a housewife fr /j)
They have like 5 million cats (2. It's 2 cats.)
Kyle always steals Eric's clothes because they're "dirty" (he wears them)
Eric wears glasses, and though he hates them, Kyle loves them
It's the same with Kyle's hair– Kyle hates his hair, but Eric is actually obsessed over it.
Kyle calls Eric "Eric" when they're alone but "Cartman" in public. He doesn't use many other pet names
Cartman uses a ton of pet names, and they're mostly obnoxious (Kyle love them)
Eric also loves PDA, whereas Kyle pretty much only likes hand holding and a kiss on the cheek in public
Kyle calling Eric "Cartman" is like your parent saying your full name for them
Cartman overexaggerating absolutely everything in their relationship
Eric is a Zodiac Girl
I suggest (later down the line):
Eric is learning how to make traditional Jewish meals, especially for holidays (like Hanukkah). He comes over one winter to celebrate with the Broflovskis. Makes a perfect Latke or whatever it's called.
Sheila isn't pleased to have him over. Kyle thinks it'll be a disaster.
Sheila is very hesitant to try the latkes. She is pleasantly shocked when it's wonderful
Also, Eric gets along with everyone in the Broflovskis family eventually.
He's a sweet and pleasant boy in front of Sheila. An absolute terror with Ike (they probably bond by gaming together), and he's worse when he and Gerald are trolling people online.
Kyle has no idea what or how Eric is getting along, but he's slightly suspicious of it, nonetheless
Eric and Sheila talk about Kyle's hair all the time.
"He's so handsome. I don't know why my little boy hides his curls."
"I know, Mrs. Broflovski. I keep telling him, but he's just so stubborn."
Everyone thinks that Eric's love language is physical touch (because of how he acts in public) it's actually acts of service
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looking through all my screenshots yes im going crazy
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