#This is the promised Barbie art

[scooterpengie]

Apparently I am not immune to the Barbie hype 😔✨

The first like 15 minutes of the movie I was like I want to be Barbie. Like living in a pink sparkly world where nothing ever changes and you party with your girlfriends every day?? She's living the dream and Ken is the ideal man (until he discovers patriarchy 😬)

#Barbie #barbie movie #Ken #Just ken #Barbie and Ken #barbie allan #barbie fanart #My art #Ken and Allan are my favourites #This is the promised Barbie art #Saw that textpost and immediately thought of Barbie #Their rollerblading outfits were my favourites

[rhobi]

The Audi

Homeplanet: Aodilea (Frontier) Habitat: Temperate Coastal Lifespan: ??? Diet: Mesocarnivore (50-70% meat consumption)

Evolving from ancient oceanic odontocetes off the northwestern coastline of the Frontier supercontinent, the Audi are gentle giants and reknowned for their pride, curiosity, and hospitality. Audi have exceptional hearing and tactile awareness to offset their incredibly poor eyesight that gets worse the older (and larger) they get. They also sport a handsome melon to assist in their own form of echolocation, a frequency too low for the human ear to parse. Species with more delicate hearing have often complained of Audi cities being the one of the most audibly overstimulating experiences due to this rumble being incessantly present.

Audi lack any form of dymorphism, as every individual has the capabilities to become pregnant and induce pregnancy.

More about the Audi life cycle under the cut.

The Audi are (assumedly) the longest-living species of sentient lifeforms in the Laurelai Galaxy. It is difficult to pinpoint age in any Audi due to their complete lack of any calendar system; Audi view time as constantly moving forward instead of cyclically repeating, and age records were never anything of value.

Because of their lack of birth dates, Audi categorize their lives into phases. Their first official phase is childhood, with their lack of an 'infant' category caused by the species having two fetal incubation periods: the first organic and the second synthetic. Audi give birth incredibly prematurely due to their narrow pelvic gap, and, to prevent damage and even death to the parent, birth is induced within a two-to-three month time period. Full fetal growth is achieved at ten to eleven months, with the second incubation period done with the asisstance of advanced medical technology that simulates a natural womb. Due to this technology, Audi's infant mortality rate went from 80% down to 25% with three out of four Audi infants reaching childhood.

The second phase is adulthood. What criteria needs to be met for this phase is up to speculation, as Audi seem keen on keeping that information private. What can be assumed is that it's personal for every Audi, and every Audi reaches adulthood at different times. Height ranges anywhere from 6'8" (203cm) to 9'11" (302cm) on average, with older individuals being on the taller end due to Audi constantly (albeit slowly) growing their entire lives.

The final phase is She, a coveted example of Audi excellence and potential. Reaching the phase of She takes an impossible amount of time and physical growth. Every She, of which there are currently six, has a leadership role, ranging from cultural preservation and the arts to science and engineering, with each She taking a 'mastery' of one of these core values of Audi society. An interesting note is that every She is referred to as 'She', making it difficult for outsiders to deduce which of the six She is being referenced. She cap out the Audi height range at an even 10' (304cm), though why this is considered maximum height or how they suppress growth past this point is still being studied.

#art #speculative biology #laurelai audi #<-a tag to use for every species that exists in this galaxy i've made #they do have clothes of some sort this is just the barbie doll version #and every vague thing in this writing is on purpose i promise there's a reason for all of it

[the-nothing-maker]

I wouldn't keep talking if I were you.

(a huge thanks to @isantheon for their help with the lace sleeves !! Go look at their own Jarlaxle cosplays, they're incredible !)

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #jarlaxle baenre #legend of drizzt #forgotten realms #my art #another real barbie moment for this guy #it's very subtle i don't know if anyone will catch it but.... yes he's wearing a crop top #there's juuuust a bit of stomach and hip showing... #next time it'll be more visible though i promise !!

[kesterite]

they may not be the most powerful blood mage, but the sexiest?   introducing my da2 protag. barbie hawke. 

#come on barbie let’s go party #my art #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #anders #hawke #they lvoe their bitch of a wife who builds bombs in their home i promise #barbie

[aprito]

sos month day 20: isekai this is my excuse to do a barbie au, no commentary needed

#sasosaku #my art #sakura haruno #sasori #sasosaku month #sos month #salad uchiha #karin uzumaki #immmm. late. the real life emergency i feared would happen happened but ill do 26 and 30 promise #fun fact about me. i dont watch anime tbh #so i had someone explain isekais to me #and then i thought. thats too complicated. lets isekai sos into the barbie movie for fun #nobody had to die for this amazing #the outfits on the right are directly from the barbie ken 1974 moving doll collection <3 #sos are the perfect pairing for doll stuff. as we know

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

A Woman Painting a Man – Artemisia Gentileschi // Vision – Jacek Malczewski // Barbie (2023) – Directed by Greta Gerwig

#okay so i know this is different from my usual stuff #bc i typically do song lyrics and not quotes #but when i heard this in the theater i was having some Thoughts #like about muses vs. artists and the construction of the female body in western art through a heteronormative male lens #and idk i was just like “damn this really applies to art history” #i promise i have more complete thoughts on this whole subject i just can't articulate them very well lmao #anyway i decided to do some edits based on this quote bc it's just so good #artemisia gentileschi #artemisia gentileschi my beloved #barbie #barbie 2023 #the barbie movie #art #art history #lyrics #lyric art #tw objectification

[sasanka-27]

Team Free Will 2.0 vs Barbenheimer

#barbenheimer #spn fanart #my art #team free will #spn comic #comics by sasanka27 #spn #sasanka27 art #supernatural #destiel #kinda #tfw 2.0 #barbie #vs #oppenheimer #sorry that it took so long #i have week off but i cant seem to manage anything lol #my take on tfw and barbenheimer hehe #introducing jack in my comic style he is a cutipie and joy to draw #ill give u the part 3 lightbulbs comic this week as well i promise #just not today its my bday ill be doing nothing much and start my rewatch #just wanted to post this and go snooze a little

[morelikesin]

IT'S BARBIE AND KEN!

🩷 Reference picture below cut 🩷

#has this been done before? probably? in any case the idea came to me like a night ago and I couldn't rest until it was fully realized #any excuse to draw curvy sam with an ever admirable max is enough for me #sam and max #freelance husbands #barbie #freelance police #morelikesin #my art #don't steal #original #traditional art #finished #the way of the voice fic #YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. YES I HAVE MY REASONS. ALL WILL BE REVEALED WHEN IT GETS THERE I PROMISE LUV

[bbgatile]

no context.

#transformers #idwtf #drift #tf drift #pepsi barbie #i could give you context as to how this happened but i think its funnier if i dont #use ur imagination i promise u you'll never guess #dont worry about it. just enjoy pepsi drift and pepsi barbie #ant art

[saevus-brutalis]

last art this year

was supposed to be for pride month but— ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒.

some lore surrounding these two that is too long overdue but 🤷‍♂️

not as detailed and rambly as i’d like it to be, but i’m really burned out and i’m trying to get back to it🧍‍♂️

nevermind it’s pretty rambly lol

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all the way back in 2038 Vincent and Ray, after dating for around two years, agreed to leave California together on august 21st — Ragan’s birthday; it was supposed to be his birthday gift of sorts, a start of a new chapter, new life;

buuut Vince, being a little shit teenager, got cold feet (in Ray’s eyes, Vince always justified that as being rational) and ditched him last minute, not showing up in their agreed spot, making Ragan leave on his own after hours of waiting.

this caused Ray to despite his own birthdate, it always reminding him of the heartbreak and betrayal. 🧍‍♂️

Vincent has felt guilty ever since, but firmly believed it was the right choice. he was never fit to live a nomadic lifestyle at such a young age.

four decades later their paths cross again and a long healing journey ensues.

so now this date is pretty bittersweet to both of them 🧍‍♂️ but it gets better overtime

basically right person, wrong time

although i think if they did ran away together then, it wouldn’t have ended good at all 🤷‍♂️ with Vince still being pretty immature emotionally, still struggling with some inner personal things (family stuff, internalized homophobia, etc.) and not familiar with the nomadic culture and ways of living. they’d probably get in bad fights more and more as the time would go on, and eventually split. Vince would’ve decided to go back to Night City probably (if he ever would make it back) and they’d never end up back together has they met in the future.

their separation allowed them to grow and mature on their own, in their own familiar environments, experience different things, and after they met again, after all those years, they put their feelings and mutual attraction to the test

and it turned out they still want each other even with all the imperfections 🧍‍♂️(i’m not crying you are) they could lie all they want but their brain chemistry couldn’t. Vincent never loved someone they way he loved Ragan, and Ray never quite felt the same way with anyone else like he felt with Vince. there was always something missing, something not quite right. and while they could tell each other they’re looking for something too far out of their reach, that they’re looking for a too perfect partner, in reality they always just wanted each other 🧍‍♂️

they still have a lot to work on together in their relationship, but now that they’re too old for teenage fights and too tired for heartbreaks, they make compromises and their fights make their bond and their understanding of one another stronger 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

like we acknowledge that Vince did a shitty thing by ghosting Ray, going no contact and being a puss, too scared to man up, and tell him face to face ‘hey i can’t go, this type of thing ain’t for me’. he didn’t want to acknowledge that, saying that out loud, or even in his mind, would make that real and that scared him. he was definitely a teen who’d rather avoid doing something he wasn’t comfortable with to not experience the uncomfortable feelings altogether. the avoidant type we all know and love 🧍‍♂️

and yet Ray still chose to love him 🧍‍♂️ he’s definitely like ‘this man’s trash but he’s *my* trash’. Vince gets better eventually after Ray finally gets through his thick ass skull.

but also i’m not gonna sit here and say Ragan fixed Vince coz that wasn’t the case 🤷‍♂️ this is not a ‘i’m gonna fix him’ type of situation. Ragan wasn’t and isn’t perfect either, his perspective was kinda askew as well; can’t quite describe it as i haven’t psychoanalyzed him as much as Vincent but they’re both flawed, make mistakes left and right and learn from that (sooner or later) like human beings 🧍‍♂️

but in the end they’re just old men in love

#lore alert 🗣️ lore alert 🗣️ #you know i had to sprinkle some angst into their relationship #they heal i promise #i play with them like barbie dolls #they get a happy ending i swear #vince gets to spend holidays and new years in italy with ray’s family #and they eventually leave california to go live on a ranch somewhere remote #lore: ragan #lore: vincent e. vahn #oc: vincent elijah vahn #oc: ragan ray vanzetti #saevus-brutalis art #saevus brutalis #saevus brutalis art #brut art #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 oc #cyberpunk oc #male v #cyberpunk 2077 male v #cyberpunk v

[marcmorrigan]

theyre holding hands and getting party schwasted

#death note #mellomatt #mellodramattic #mello #mihael keehl #mail jeevas #matt death note #mello death note #my art #sketch #theyre at some Event matt probably doesnt realise is full of mafia people #mello told everyone theyre not allowed to try to recruit or flirt with his *cough* friend because matt is Off Limits #but several people have made a pass at matt Anyway #and now mello is eyeing their necks with Intent and considering dabbling in some of his old hobbies again #which tbf he DID warn them ahead of time so would it REALLY be unfair for him to treat them like the barbie of a particularly violent 8 y/o #who can say #refd from a photo of niagara and ron asheton btw... love using vintage photos as refs for dn art #sowwy for never posting btw i promise i do draw a lot actually. this is like months old at this point

[braineaterxd]

Did a drawing w a random color pallet

#art #autistic artist #digital art #queer artist #trans artist #benrey #hlvrai #benrey hlvrai #hlvrai art #cw eyestrain #tw eyestrain #I dress him up like a Barbie doll #I will put him in more funny outfits I promise

[batrogers]

LINK, CHIEF ENGINEER Spirit Tracks, Tri Force Heroes, Hyrule Warriors

[From my original Linkverse, That Broken Promise]

GENDER: Agender (amab) PRONOUNS: Any/None HEIGHT: 4'9" AGE: 27 HEALTH: Severe chest scars from acid, shrapnel scars

WEAPONS: None ITEMS: Steel wrench, Whip, Spirit Flute, Medical kit SPELLS: None

On the day Chief went to see Zelda to receive his formal train conductor license, the young Princess Zelda begged his aid. They were ambushed on their way to check on the Temple of Spirits, and Chief travelled with Zelda's spirit to reunite her with her body. They banished Malladus with the help of the Lokomo scattered across the land, but at severe cost for Zelda’s health. Chief stayed by her side for several years, helping the healers and engineers learn the tracks he’d rebuilt before Zelda threw him out to take a break once she was stable again. While at sea, his ship was forced to stop in a country whose Princess was cursed by an evil witch. With the aid of two other heroes past their own quests, they are victorious and all return safely home. Chief trains as a healer himself, but only a few years later he’s dragged through a portal into a massive, on going war in a world not his own alongside someone he met before in Hytopia who does not know him yet. He sees the war through and returns home, exhausted, to a life handling more the mundane, familiar problem of his trains.

Chief is passionate about his work both as a mechanic and a trained healer. He can come across as strict or standoffish if someone catches him in the middle of a task or who is being unsafe, but he relaxes into being very playful and goofy. He likes people, and likes to be helpful, and does his best to get along with everyone which often works surprisingly well for him.

Chief speaks when required, rambles when stressed, and is silent when comfortable. He is literate, and knows some sign language from his time in Hytopia. Glossed as BSL.

Chief is demisexual, and would not consider someone interesting unless they are as into trains or similar as he is. He is going to have a moment at some point with Hateno.

CURRENT MEDIA: Coming Home, rated T (backstory fic) Unwise, Unknown, and Forbidden, rated E They Held The Sky Suspended, rated E (And its art!) Running the Switch, rated T Linkship with Hateno art

Red Rust, Red Tears, rated G, cowritten with @triforce-of-mischief Linkship Stimboard by a friend, @triforce-of-mischief

Relevant songs from the playlist for Chief: Steampunk Music: The Gear, by Michel Kuhn Barbie Girl Instrumental, by Tazzy Clockwork, by Aviv Yeyni Deadwood, by Really Slow Motion Crystal Clocks and Music Box, by TheOfficialAOE

#Spirit Tracks #Hyrule Warriors #LOZ: ST #HW:DE #LOZ ST #Spirit Tracks Link #Link #Fanart #my art #my Linkverse #LOZ AU #That Broken Promise #Unsure how to find a better source for the Barbie Girl cover

[dinosaurplant]

peter is so stressed out and wade is just enjoying the moment lmao

#spideypool #as promised #spiderman #deadpool #someone has probably already done this but i love them too much so #my art #barbie movie #barbie

[floorpancakes]

pondering the idea of drawing watanuki as luka in the tailor of enbizaka because watanuki doing Girl Horror and being driven mad by jealous misplaced paranoia and murdering a bunch of people because he thinks he's being cheated on then dressing up in all their clothes and then murdering doumeki sounds fun as a detached unrealistic juicy concept treat

#and YUUKO AS CONCHITA!!! #i am aware theres bigger context and a whole evilousverse but like i mean just within the contexts of the songs and vibes #i want to dress watanuki up in fancy outfits and make him play fun little roles every so often like an idol in a drama #bjdtanuki strikes again #ok but IMAGINE if watanuki murdered several people in a jealous rage #its not realistic but it would be fun to play with like smacking barbie dolls together #maybe i shouldn't be talking cause #despite my au being designed to be as in character but also self indulgent as possible #and being meticulously sorted out in my brain #i cant get the idea of a bad end verse out of my mind #the vn writer in me needs to see it #when that fic finally gets fucking written i promise ill write a fucked up chapter where canary snaps goes feral and kills people #canary is a complicated and fascinating old man beast and i think he is very hinged and definitely will not cause earth shattering anomalie #and death omens #anyways art idea #faffing about #xxxholic #i guess

[panicismydefaultstate]

A little more context:

I wanna see the Barbie movie, and at first I was enjoying the promo of the Barbie Fits and the set etc, however the more brand collabs that come out the more icky it makes me feel. I just know that so many of the clothes and random objects made for the promo will be thrown out once the novelty/tread ends, and it will contribute significantly to the wider problem of over consumption and capitalism in our society. Fast fashion is bad enough, and it’s worse when it’s endorsed like this like our planet is literally dying!

As an artist, I also just hate to see capitalism existing so blatantly with projects. (I get that Barbie is literally a commercial franchise and stuff, I just think it’s a great relèvent example for my feelings). I think when a project focuses so much on encouraging spending and consumption, it can impact how I view the work.

For example, I dislike a lot of Jukebox musicals because they just feel like an excuse to try and make a shit ton of money with a project of limited artistic intention/integrity, and it just becomes a spectacle of wealth and capitalism in full force. Capitalism is antithetical to the Arts, and so when a project goes all in on it- it feels yucky to me.

Want to again clarify: NO HATE TO THE BARBIE MOVIE OR PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! I am genuinely happy for you guys, I just think it’s a timely example to express some wider opinions I hold! Please don’t take it personally!

#tumblr polls #promise it’s not serious! #opinion poll #reblog for poll votes please! #barbie movie #barbie mattel #barbie #oppenheimer #oppenbarbie #capitalist society #capitalism doesn’t belong in the arts imp #anti capitalist #content consumption #over consumption #fast fashion #monetisation #barbie promo #what do you think? #what’s your opinion #capitalism #jukebox musical #movies #movie opinions #vibe check