#UNLESS IT ISN’T

[danielisanevenbiggerdumbass]

I love Pathologic because the game is so so serious and then the fandom is just like

“oh yeah those two are definitely in love”

and it’s two men who hate each other so much that when the player doesn’t intervene they spend the entire game trying to kill each other

#danill dankovsky #artemy burakh #pathologic #pathologic 2 #'close intimate freind' omg just kiss already #that’s a joke #unless it isn’t #teehee

[paperglader]

ok so we have one job this banner and one job only, which is to get jingliu in like 3 pulls, alright? last week i did not play cause ✨academia✨, I spent the last banner getting acheron 3 times and not getting her light cone in spite of endless pulling… I am not willing to spend a single dime, and yet with delusion as my only guide, I believe I can get this done. We have to manifest people. We have to make things happen, ok?

I am getting jingliu early.

I am getting jingliu early.

I am getting jingliu early.

reblog so that we all get jingliu early!!

#we are going against the odds here people #we are the underdogs #the F2P players #we have to make this happen #we will not let the system win #by the system I mean gacha but I also mean academia #always assume my endless fight to be against academia #the 1 enemy of the people #ok I’ll shut up I’m just very tired and delirious as usual but more cause I was forced into an early morning #and I have sleeping problems so yeah #but now it’s nap time so💕 #ok bye #no one read the tags pls 😂 #this is a private conversation between me myself and I #unless it isn’t #and if so… hi #honkai #honkai star rail #jingliu #acheron #hsr

[the-raging-tempest]

Blowing you all a kiss as I finish up the last of oc kiss stuff for tomorrow! I’m so excited to see what you all have made 💕💕😘💕💕 Happy almost valentines time!

#personal #MWAH #thank you all sweet lovely amazing people #I slept more and feel normal now #LMAO #today the hahah funny hit me if like the differences between me and my ocs #can’t really explain why it’s funny but it is #it’s gonna go Zrise Lariel Zrise Lariel Zrise Lariel Zrise Lariel #unless it isn’t #posting two a day #one Lariel one Zrise

[jaquesmes]

What a little liar. Also what's your beef with the brits

You seem new here, deep down im a lover but beneath that im a hater and beneath that I’m a lover again

#most of the stuff I say on this account is a joke honestly #unless it isn’t

[goldkirk]

Here’s what I know.

1. I am not dead

2. I don’t need to suffer to justify being alive

3. I can’t save other people

4. I will always want to try

5. That’s not stupid of me

6. I have a responsibility to save myself

#I hate all of it #this is bullshit and I’m sick of being a human and life SUCKS when things are good and everything in my head is FUCKED #I’m preparing for battles that don’t happen and leave me feeling stupid #and never see the ones that DO come until they hit me #I’m not going back to Missouri for the holidays #it’s going to be a miserable round of guilt tripping for the next two months #UNLESS IT ISN’T #I tell people things for once #and then my family DOESN’T do what I JUST told someone they’ll do #and then I feel SO stupid. I hate this stage #I don’t know what to expect from may of them #they treat me like an outsider now but still are sweet and kind and include me and stuff #but they’re engaged in criticism and spiritual warfare and an anti-Katie’s-fallen-ways campaign behind my back with all the kids #because that’s what they did with me in regards to other relatives #UNLESS THEY AREN’T #I want nothing more than for them to change but if they change what the FUCK was all my suffering for? #if they change after all this time then why wasn’t I enough for them to change for when I was begging #and if they don’t change then my suffering and fears will be valid but we’ll also probably have two dead kids or at minimum estrangement #this is a mess but I also overcatastrophize EVERYTHING #which is leading to the 10 month journey of “Katie becoming the girl who cried wolf #…again #anyway whatever this is a weird week I’m kind of fucked up and need to go walk and think #I can’t feel anything but I feel /weird/ #you know?? #shh katie

[simmonym]

This animatic got immediately taken down on TikTok,,,, it took a while but here it is!!! Hooray!!!

Song is MALMO by MOOK!!!!!!

My characters are the one getting burned at the stake/with the mask (Andy) and the wizard with the green hair (Theo), I love both of them soooo much,,,,,,, I’m only somewhat ashamed to say that technically these characters are from our super cool Minecraft server that you should totally join but Theo has his own story that’s being written right now

#art #small artist #animation #animatic #oc art #Theodore Olsen #artists on tumblr #i want that twink obliterated #that’s a tma tag but I need that twink BURNED AT THE STAKE!!! #I WANT HIM COOKED MEDIUM RARE!!!! #original character #drawing #selfharm #it’s for the lore guys im sorry #I want that man TRAUMATIZED!!! #blood #fake blood #catastrophe corner #flowersmp #im sorry to say that these characters are from a Minecraft server #Minecraft server lore is the best lore #unless it isn’t #then it’s bad

[duckytree]

big brother part 7

#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol #but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick #wait #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batman #comic #fanart #art #big brother series #duckytree #idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children #dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up #note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it

[mafia-c]

#my art #anime art #deltarune #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #deltarune asriel #random hc #uhhh fr tho don’t do this at home unless you want bad eyesight xd #sometimes I forgot tumblr isn’t the best with picture upload quality…

[rosesbleachblondehair]

It is interesting how fandom understands that Rose influenced the Doctor to heal after the Time War and that she changed him for the better, but when it comes to how Rose shouldered the trauma of a veteran who came out of an incomprehensibly horrific war and how the first place that veteran takes her is to see her own planet get destroyed and how later she stands between that veteran holding a gun and a Dalek (she even has dialogue explicitly pointing out that the Doctor is the one who is pointing a gun at her), nobody in the fandom thinks about how any of that would have influenced and changed Rose.

It’s all why is s2 Rose different from s1 Rose? instead. And I think there’s an answer for why she’s different right in front of you.

#doctor who #rose tyler #it’s like fandom expects companions to never be changed by the doctor #everything is about how everything and everyone influences and changes the doctor #while companions aren’t recognized as having character arcs of their own unless it’s to talk about how they’ve turned into the doctor #rose isn’t the only one by far when it comes to this #it seems to be a tendency of dw fandom to expect companions to just be static #in a show that is about change it’s rather telling that fandom thinks the only one who’s allowed to change is the doctor

[steddiealltheway]

Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

#how else can you explain it??? #he is so so babygirl #all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them #unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard #also with the lipgloss and mascara… #it just adds fuel to the fire #and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation… #aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught #there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie #and after Robin comes out to him #Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl #why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy? #and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality #meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about #but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep #lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts… #all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #scoops ahoy steve #stranger things headcanons

[suja-janee]

So did Ashrah tell the shaolin she was bringing Sareena, or did they just have to find out the hard way?

#nrs PLEASE ANIMATE THIS #I wanna know how kung lao reacted when Sareena was brought over #unless ashrahs tower ending isn’t canon then nvm #i just wanna know how the flying FUCK did Ashrah not even acknowledge Sareena in that forest fight #like did she see her and think ‘here we go again’ 🙄? #probably just bad writing on nrs’s part but ashrah girly how did you not see your sister there?? #Ashrah #sareena #kung Lao #Raiden #mk1 #mortal kombat 1

[deckoftrickcards]

“keith is a top” “no keith is a bottom” KEITH STAYS A FUCKING VIRGIN UNTIL HE IS LIKE 25 THAT MAN IS NOT A HOE STOP TWISTING THE NARRATIVE HE IS NOT BEING INTIMATE WITH ANYONEEEEEEEEE

#voltron #klance #keith kogane #vld #lance mcclain #voltron legendary defender #ok this isn’t entirely true i have a variety of different scenarios involving this but let’s be real #this man wouldn’t touch sex with a 10 foot pole unless he RLLY wanted too #and he doesn’t want to #i don’t even know what i’m sayin anymore

[casslcfrr]

I am very sorry for this

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #黑執事 #ciel phantomhive #kuroshitpost #sebastian isn’t allowed to mojo dojo casa house unless he makes chocolate cake five times a day

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well #same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident #anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol #Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family #Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them #leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust #I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha #turtle art tag #curious as to what everyone else headcanons #the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo #all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now #I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them #went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭 #ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun #my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT #note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum #if that makes sense #headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas #I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd #I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh #and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter #Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic #I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder

[clownsuu]

Small detour of what I usually post, but I absolutely wish (other) clown the best of luck during these confusing and almost hopeless times- nobody knows how to deal with such amount of attention in such short amount of time- a blessing and a curse to behold

#Seeing their posts absolutely shattered me #I may never be able to relate to how he’s going through rn but at least I can relate to the fear of living in absolute fear #the fear of unable to be yourself in your own home with creative and personal freedom #The fear of being terrified that the thing that gives you the most innocent happiness will be heavily demonized and threatened #The fear of getting caught doing something you love and being yourself with your found identity #The fear of destruction #I relate heavily to this and to feel you are going to be caught doing anything that isn’t a crime hurts #I wish him safety and love during these stressful days #He’s brought so much joy to my life that I must keep private irl too #Whatever he decides for the fandom I will fully support it #I will still continue posting of course unless he wishes otherwise #If he sees this (which I doubt) hey other clown lmao- you are loved and not alone #It may be scary but you are not alone- you will never be alone #There will always be people out there who love you and there will always be those who are not even worth giving time of day #The internet is both a blessing and a cruel cruel unforgiving place #I hope it doesn’t deter you from doing what you love and hold dear #I hope you have anyone you can be with online or in irl that can give you the comfort you need #You deserve peace and security #Do what you feel is best #Welcome home

[paimonial-rage]

cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right? #why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse