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spiceofvy · 5 months

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Hi! Can I please request relationship headcanons for BTS members with a non celebrity, female reader? Thank you ❤️

BTS - Dating a non celebrity

a/n: omg this is my first time writing about the vocal line, so i'm kinda nervous right now, but also i really like how this turned out, so i hope you enjoy it too! also i'm super sorry but i totally forgot that you asked for a fem!reader. the headcanons honestly wouldn't have been any different except for me using gendered language anyway. so i hope you still like it!

cws: sfw, gender neutral reader, fluff, nothing to note here tbh, except for one (1) slightly sexual line (hoseok ofc)

Seokjin: No matter how many prizes he wins, how much the newspapers praise him, at the end of the day the only compliments that matter to him are those coming from you. He wants to hear how much you love his voice, how good he looked, how amazed you were by his performance. He's only satisfied with his work when you declare how utterly and irrevocably in love you are with him. But don't worry, he will return all this love whenever he can, calling you the cutest nicknames, cooking for you whenever you want and believe me when I tell you that this man will show you off to everyone. He wants everyone to know how amazing you are and that you are his to love.

Hoseok: Hoseok sees his main goal in being your boyfriend and an idol in being able to spoil you rotten. Shirts from his favorite designers, tailored jeans to make sure that you legs always look perfect, the most expensive shoes you've ever worn. What's the point in being rich if he doesn't spend the money on you? And you really can't get him to stop, even if you make more money than him. He will still feel the need to spoil you. And of course drown you in compliments. Tracing his hands over your body as you try on some tight clothes, making sure they highlight all his favorite parts of you. Just to rip those clothes off of you at home later.

Yoongi: I know it's a cliche, but he writes love songs about you. And sad songs when he misses you on tour. And happy songs when he sees you sleep on the couch on the studio, feeling completely at peace with him. He just writes a lot of songs about you. You are his inspiration and his muse. Many of those songs never get released, they stay between the two of you, shared during emotional moments, followed by soft talking and sweet kisses. You are also Holly's co-parent. And in almost every photo Yoongi has in his Holly-Journal. He doesn't mind keeping you away from the public, unless it's about the basketball games he gets invited to, especially if you also love the game. He is pretty sad about not being able to also share this passion of his with you.

Namjoon: He is obsessed with your normal day to day life. Which he honestly misses a lot. Please tell him about your run to the grocery store, how overrun the subway was, the cute dog you saw today. He loves to hear about it all and will never get tired of hearing you talk about your day. He sometimes just wants to take you on walks through the city, but due to his popularity it's really hard. So he just schedules those walks to the night, when it's raining and the streets are empty. He also low key posts you on his insta. He is the king of soft launching. There are your shoes in the background, two bowls of food on the table, a sweater he's never seen wearing before on the couch, a shadow in the mirror in the background. It's his favorite little game, how well he can hide you in open sight.

Jimin: You are his number one tripod for his content. He 100 percent trusts you vision when it comes to filming his dance videos or taking his photos. Even if you have no former experience in those areas. He also takes you everywhere! This man is absolutely shameless in taking you to work with him. He doesn't even care if his explanations, why he needs you at set with him all the time are not making sense. He introduced you at one photoshoot first as his personal assistant in addition to his actual assistant, later as his translator the shooting was in korea so no need for a translator and his emotional support human okay this was probably a joke on his side. No one ever dares to object anyways. Including those times when he uses his times with highly ranked stylists to get you set up with some pretty new clothes instead of preparing for his upcoming comeback.

Taehyung: He is in desperate need for a calm spot of comfort in his life and you are that to him. Far away from all the hectic that comes with being an Idol you are his home and the place where he can 100 percent be himself. After a long day he loves nothing more than to fall onto the couch next to you and hug you tightly until he falls asleep. As you talk about your day, petting his soft hair. When he can't come home to you, he calls you in the evening when he is in bed at some hotel on the other side of the world. Just needing to hear your voice to finally calm his mind. Additionally Yeontan loves you almost as much as he loves Tae so you are the perfect dog sitter, and yes this includes managing the scheduled facetimes between the two of them when Tae is on tour.

Jungkook: Please note that he will kick you out of whatever room he wants to stream in, when he streams. Your shared apartment? No it's his personal filming studio and you live in it. I hope you are good at turning off cameras without being visible on them, because that is your job whenever he falls asleep on the camera. But all jokes aside he is always so excited to come to you after streams, asking if you watched it. You didn't need to, because you could hear him in the next room over, but just say yes, because he loooves you validation. "Did you like that photoshoot I did? What do you think about my dancing in that tiktok? Did I sound good during that performances?" It's almost as bad as Jin but Jungkook pairs it with his huge pretty puppy eyes, tearing into your soul. Also, he will tease you with his song lyrics, especially the spicy ones. Just to get really flustered by your answer afterwards.

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messinwitheddie · 6 months

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Nny "This is a NICE house... I'm going to haunt the SHIT out of this house."

Dib "Oh, goddamnit; it's just you."

Nny "Hey, Nny! Nice to see you! We missed you, man! What have YOU been up to? How's Hell treating you? Guess no one here is going to bother to ask."

Dib "That came out wrong. It's good to see you. It's just-- I... I spent SO much energy and resources on this ghost hunting project and it fell apart the second I set up my equipment."

Nny "It's fine. Everyone is on edge, I've noticed."

Dib "My dad was right YET again. Buying this house was a bad investment. At least Todd and Pep seem happy here."

Nny "Except the marital drama. Is that an ongoing thing with them lately or-?"

Dib "They've been at it for over a week. There's no drowning it out, just to warn you."

Nny "Am I to understand, you scrapped the whole project and sold this house to Squee?"

Dib "Yeah, if you're the only ghost that's going to show up, may as well scrap the whole fucking project. Make yourself at home. By the end of the month, we'll be gone and Pep and Todd will be out of town."

Nny "I mean, I'm on board with Squee buying this place off you, for selfish reasons obviously, but that's a huge loss on your end, isn't it? Wouldn't you rather stick it out at least another year?"

Dib "Not really worried about the money. I can blink twice at the lab and make up the hit to my savings."

Nny "Rich kid problems."

Dib "This was supposed to be a father and son project. This was a dream of mine, but if Reg doesn't want to live here and ghost hunt with me then what's the point? I just don't get it. A year and a half ago, that kid would have been so excited about working on something like this. What the Hell is happening?"

Nny "Reg is...?"

Dib "My son."

Nny "YOU have a kid?"

Dib "You met him at Todd's wedding."

Nny "The fuck?"

Dib "You do remember we're all in our 30's now, right?"

Nny "Sorry, my short term and long term memory is still screwed. That and in my head you guys are perpetually children-- Wait, if Squee's in his 30's that would make me almost..." *gags* "Oh g-*gag*; let's move on."

Dib "You have missed a lot. It's been a while since the last big Summerween get-together. Things get screwed up more and more each year. Maybe this was just my last ditch effort to keep us all together. I don't know. Who cares? I'm calling it. The investigation is off."

Nny "I'm still learning how to fit into this whole family dynamics thing, so I can't give any helpful advice on the subject. That's... that's rough though. Um... The bugg-oid alien in the guest bedroom; is he staying?"

Dib "No, Zim's moving back to the city with me."

Nny "Thank God. I'm taking his room when you leave."

Dib "So thrilled. Hey, I have a question and... feel free to answer with brutal honesty."

Nny "Ok, but I'm holding you to that."

Dib "Do you consider me a bully?"

Nny *shrugs* "Never personly met a bully who cared if they were perceived as a bully and you look out for Squee, which is all I care about, so I'm going to say... no?"

Dib "Thanks. Appreciate that."

Nny "Since we're on the subject, do you think I'm depraved enough to stab a baby?"

Dib "Um-- I mean, I know you've stabbed a hand full of pregnant women and dozens of teens so-"

Nny "Seriously?! You wouldn't trust me to keep an eye on your kid without killing him either?"

Dib "I wouldn't trust you to keep an eye on a pet rock without killing it, man."

Nny "Fuck you and your stab shaming! You know what? You ARE a bully! And only TWO of the women I ever stabbed to death were pregnant to my knowledge, and the third one I punched the stomach JUST TO CLARIFY. "

Dude. "...Dude."

Nny "I know..."

Dib "That didn't help your case at all."

Nny "I know..."

[A continuation of these two dialogues]

#invader zim #jthm #18-years-later #au #dib #squee #nny

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puppeteerisms · 1 year

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First Dates

Hi. This all started because I had nothing better to do and I wanted to mess with Gege. Alexis brainrot going hard right now, fellas.

alexis - one whose interests shift like the flickering lights. somehow, someway, you're the only one who hasn't dulled the spark. i think it's funny to poke fun @ gege btw. it's what i could do for him since he entertains me so much with his dry ass humor and sarcastic quips.

you knew exactly the reason you agreed to this, didn't you? you liked alexis, and alexis seemed to return whatever feelings you have for her. she actually had to ask gumi and felicia for any sort of good idea, for alexis never really did romance. her job was to tame men and beat them into submission, not plan out dates for good and innocent men (as oskar would repeat every now and then. who believes him is beyond me. me, i believe him. that doesn't stop me from being atrocious though.) so this was a tough one for her. her brother wouldn't help either, we all know how he is. he didn't care enough what goes on in his family's life. he's well sustained on his own.

anyway, tangent. candlelit dinner was the most basic idea proposed but she supposed it was better than going shopping for snakes on the first date, it was something far too self indulgent and he wasn't kaiser for her to dominate and dismiss anything you'd want to do.

besides. free food. you're happy about that since you're broke, and she has all the money in the world right now to buy you anything you'd like, no matter the price. she had plenty of jobs after all, and most hoobies she had generated a wealthy income, so she wasn't fazed by what price you set on the table. you scored yourself a sugar mommy, congratulations. except that for this sugar mommy, you don't need to actually engage in anything you don't wanna do. kinda beats the purpose of the title but would you rather call her your girlfriend? wife? what is it. she won't mind don't worry, she'd still fill you with food and money.

you felt special that night. she seemed to never be much for conversations and interest in people unless it is a part of her job description, but here she is, engaging every single topic you'd have to offer. she seems to not know too much about (some of) them, but is willing to ask the right questions to keep you happy. she tries not to let the conversation shift to her, though. she's terrible with that and thinks she shouldn't be the highlight even if it's supposed to be a mutual spotlight sharing moment for both of you, considering you're on a date and that's how healthy relationships work. convince her otherwise and you might just get a special treat, though. sorry, it's the tamer in her. but you don't mind, do you. you're a good boy.

she flashes pearly whites as you told her some joke that had her shoulders quaking slightly, an elegant hand in front of her mouth as her blues met yours. they haven't left you once, and since she was usually fishing for things to keep her mind occupied via her phone, this was another sure sign that she really liked you. god, you can't help but to think she's so pretty with the afterglow of the candle illuminating her features. you were a nervous wreck inside, but so far you succeed in keeping it cool. you got to talking about snakes at some point, and she detailed her interest in them and how easy it was to keep them. initially, the expenses were sky-high especially with the types of serpents she liked to keep, but afterwards, the costs tone down considerably. not that costs matter to her. again, she's rich. but she's absent a lot, she made this known. so keeping around pets who didn't need to be fed every day was a good choice on her part. did she mention she have a brother? no, not the one who basically up and left her during her childhood. one who was around and interested in soccer. why? he was sought after by the coach is all, and that became something integral in his life now. not that he'd want her to take notice. ok yeah, he does want her to notice. oh wait, we talking about the date. right, right, sorry.

"thanks for that."

she drove you home, and now you two are at the front of your door. she was such a classy lady, personally ensuring her date got home safe. "it's the least i can do." she assured you. she's so warm. you've seen her interact with others before. she didn't radiate this sort of warmth towards them as she did with you. you really felt special. for others, it was like she's only there to use them and cast them aside once she's done with whatever agenda she had. with you, it was different. it was obvious. and you're sure that your choice in her will never end up being a mistake, even if her job eventually catches up to you. but don't worry pal, she's awesome at what she does. and she loves you just enough to ensure your safety is guaranteed.

leo - basically genoge said something about going on a picnic date with him (or was that zaki) just because of what he did to kaiser. OK. a picnic date is what you get, gege. do you like wine. o wait u are underage for wine drinking. wait is it legal if no one knows. nah jk everything is legal in secret.

i should stop sitting on the top of the stairs writing this. it makes me so sore. anyways picnic date.

leo isn't really romantic. i mean, his idea of being romantic is wayyyyyy off probbaly. he's a side character so i can't really tell so im really just swinging off the rim here. he enjoys sharing music with you and indulge you with your manga enthusiasm, even though he probably has zero interest except for snakes.

does this mean he's a bad date though?

well, you see. moomoo or as gege once called her a few times, "pup" (like im a dog or something but it's ok bark bark bark bark) knows that he isn't. he's a good date, because he cares a lot and can show it extremely well. he would drop anything and everything for you, you see. you can never figure out what he's thinking or feeling, there's always this smile on his face that exists to reassure you that everything is fine and he has it all under control. whether or not its true, idk. he probably has some dark history that ill come up with later.

on that picnic, he makes sure it's where you feel like you can have the most fun. do you prefer sands or grass? concrete maybe? he asks a lot of questions to make sure he knows what you would like on the picnic date. if it's the beach then he's gonna make sure that it's where no one can disturb you. or if you find that it's an implication of a future murder, he will find where there would be people around but not where it would be crowded bc fuck that, even he hates the crowds. he's too used to watching people from afar and being in solitude that crowds are just not it for him. small crowd, fine he guess. this applies to any date locations he may take you. but if you prefer lots of people, which you prolly don't, he'll be fine with it. really, he wouldn't need to stress too much when all his focus is on you. wow that is so romantic, leo. im probbaly wrong about his romantic expression being way off but then again im probbaly right too. im built liddat. okay but moving on.

leo is a great cook, and even greater at takeouts. but to show how much he cares, he always puts in effort and makes you things you like to enjoy a romantic evening with. watching the sunset at the cliff. or the beach. or the soccer field. sunsets are pretty, ok? my brain is hung up on sunsets right now. leo would entertain anything you'd have to say, he's probably not much a talker, but you'd know that he cares and likes listening to you. are all my ocs gonna be that type. just listeners through and through. am i projecting. what is going on. okay tangent again sorry.

"it's been nice, today."

you could only hum in agreement to his statement, pretty eyes fixated on the big, bright orb descending in the distance. the sunset hue fits you perfectly, he noted. it was as if you were the finest artwork, and that no artmen can ever recreate you. the breeze that swept gently over the both of you induced a chill, but that's what the blankets leo brought was for. he shifted his weight and settled the warm cloth over you, and you invited him to join you because why would you ever be mean enough to let him shoulder the breeze on his own? wow. this is so gay, gege. he wrapped his arms around you and the two of you shared each others warmth, and for once in leo's life. everything felt just right.

ok am tired rn but im excited to share this w gege lol. chyeah's and calli's coming soon. and lilacs even tho idrk her that well. our interactions have been in passing. 🙏

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witch-city · 2 years

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the boss

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ceo!kate bishop x reader

a/n: this is my new favorite thing, sorry...inspired by that one prive revaux photoshoot that hailee did. btw! my version of kate is partially influenced by the comics (as well as my own personal headcanons), so it might not be completely accurate to the show.

the ending is a bit rushed, but oh well...enjoy :)))

warnings: alcohol, slightly suggestive material

requests are open!

ok so we all know that kate bishop is hot

but ceo!kate is just...wow <3

so she would have inherited her father's company BUT she's not too big a fan of him

i mean, he might be behind her mother's death, so why wouldn't she be iffy on him

but being the genius she is, she began her own company

and it's successful...like REALLY FUCKING successful

like on new magazine covers every week kind of successful

you know those cartoons of rich dudes swimming in pools of money? that's basically her

except kate isn't worried about how much money she does or doesn't have like mega-billionaires

she's actually a really good person

AT LEAST half of her yearly salary goes to her favorite charities

emphasis on AT LEAST

on top of all of that, she's like an actual person and not fake like many celebrities are

she's personable, sincere, and most of all, charming

it's no wonder you love her

you met when you were interviewing for a secretary position

the very first time kate saw you, she choked on her coffee as you entered her office

you didn't notice this bc of the sheer nervousness oozing from your body

you had heard many contradictory things about kate

some said she was hard and cruel, but you had thought her to be soft and kind

you didn't know what to think when you saw her

she was scary in the way that sharon carter is scary

you didn't know whether or not you should fear for your life when her dark eyes landed on you

luckily, she was incredibly nice (maybe too nice...)

and much to your excitement, you were hired that day

little did you know what she had in store for you

on your first day of work, she brought you coffee and a delicious muffin from a nearby bakery

her previous secretary showed you around and essentially told you everything you needed to do

all the while, kate was floating around you, kinda just watching you

it sounds kinda stalkerish, but she didn't mean it to be that way

she was just really curious about you

the rest of the week went pretty much the same

she would bring you breakfast and she would steal glances at you throughout the day

regularly, she would leave her office just to go talk to you

she blamed it on the fact that she liked to take walks whenever she was frustrated

but you couldn't sense literally any bad feelings from her

not that you minded, of course

i mean, she's really charming and attractive, so what was there to oppose??

the following week, she put a note on your desk telling you to go to her office at the end of the day

this woman fucking signed it with 'kate :)' like hello???

she literally almost put a heart

you had been out getting lunch and running an errand for a coworker

but you saw it as soon as you were back at your desk and felt a rush of excitement and eagerness

later that day, when you visited her office, she had a bottle of champagne, presumably to share

she said it was to celebrate and that she did this for every employee, but you doubted that

would she actually spend hundreds of dollars on fancy champagne for everyone?

no, she wouldn't

you kinda just hung out in her office

got a little tipsy and a bit reckless

but how could you not

alcohol and kate bishop proved to be a lethal combination for you

most of the events of that evening are a bit of a blur

but for some reason you remembered the tiniest things

like the way she licked her lips as you sipped champagne

or how she called you adorable when you kept stumbling over your words

or how her hand brushed against your thigh so gently as if it was an accident

but it wasn't, and it seemed like kate wanted you to know that

and you have a vague memory of dancing with her and nearly kissing her

but how could you tell if that actually happened

(spoiler alert: it did)

since it was late and you were a bit drunk, kate drove you home

she made sure you had your seatbelt on securely and then started driving

much to your delight, kate picked you up out of the seat and carried you into your apartment

after making sure you were in bed, she wished you goodnight and left

after that night, you were constantly nervous around her

she was incredibly calm, per usual

but you hoped she was actually nervous too

she was, but not nearly as much as you

you couldn't help but blush anytime she complimented you

and she compliments you often

they're mostly just cute little things, like how good you look today or how pretty your eyes are

but occasionally, when it's later in the work day and she's feeling frisky, it's not so cute

"you don't even mean to torment me, do you?" or "god, it's unfair how hot you are"

she also makes those stupid flirty jokes

like "are those space pants? cuz your ass is out of this world"

it's unclear whether or not she actually finds those funny

anyways, it's like she trying to torture you whenever she makes those comments

you're not opposed, but they always catch you off guard

over time, the compliments start getting to you and you're practically waiting for the next one

and kate loves the way you react to her compliments, so they come pretty often

sometimes they're a bit too dirty to say aloud, so she puts it on a note and watches you read it

she loves the way your face flushes and your eyes widen and you hold back a nervous smile

if that was the only thing she saw all day long, she wouldn't mind

eventually, you started flirting back

much like kate, you kept things mostly tame...mostly

shit like "whoever came up with the word 'sexy' had you in mind"

the first time you said something like that to her, her entire face went red and you just smiled innocently like it was nothing

the flirting became a game of who could make the other blush harder

once you joined the game, you were winning, but kate soon overtook you again

she just has a way with words

your little game started a slight problem when your coworkers began rumors

they were whispering that you two were hooking up

which, to be honest, is a fair assumption

but as you and kate know, that isn't the case

(yet)

aNYWAYS

you noticed the looks people would give you

they were not very kind at all

especially when you were with kate

they were much, much dirtier (in a rude way) when you were around her

it actually started getting to you

you knew that you weren't really doing anything wrong, just being good friends with your boss

but the judgement you felt all the time was nagging at you

you completely stopped flirting with her the way you used to

kate only really noticed how you stopped when she made a flirty comment

rather than smirking, laughing, or blushing per usual, you looked away

after a few more comments, you asked her to stop

she, of course, said yes, but she was very confused

you (more or less) stopped going out of your way to talk to her

again, this left her very confused

kate kept trying to hang out with you

but everytime she asked you to meet with her after work, you said you were busy

she would ask multiple times every week

but you never said yes

eventually, she gave up for a while

after a few more weeks, she called you into her office during the workday

you considered declining, but since it was during the workday, she was your boss, not your friend

you went to her office, nervous

what was she going to do, fire you?

i mean, she easily could since she was the boss, the ceo

there was nobody to stop her

but would she? it was hard to tell

you definitely hoped not

when you finally built up enough courage, you went to her office

you knocked quietly, and she yelled for you to come in

as you entered, she pointed to the chair across from her on the other side of her desk

her seriosity and stoicalness was incredibly intimidating

she stood up and closed her door as well as the blinds of her office

based off of that alone, you had to assume she was firing you

it was the complete opposite tho

she turned back to you and crouched down so she looked up at you, taking your hands in hers

"is everything alright?"

that was not what you expected to say the least

"what? why wouldn't i be?"

"you've been avoiding me. we don't joke around like we used to...was it something i said?"

of course, it wasn't

kate could never do anything wrong to you

she cared for you too much

even if you had only met a few months prior

"no, kate, no. it's not you."

"then what is it? why are you acting so different?"

oh god

how were you supposed to just explain your insecurities about your coworkers

"you can tell me"

well now you had to tell her

"kate, people have been talking...about us. they see the way we flirt, and they think and look. i think they think we're...sleeping together for my own gain."

god, kate was so oblivious sometimes

it was only once you explained everything that it started clicking in her head

"hey, we both know that's not true. and if it was, it's none of their business. that might not be true, but..."

she brought her hand up to your cheek, caressing the apple of your cheek with a genuine smile

"it is true that i'm in love with you"

FUCK WHY IS KATE SO CUTE AND NICE AND SWEET

you didn't know what to say to that

and apparently kate could tell

bc as soon as the corners of your lips turned upwards, she kissed you

you obviously didn't expect that (not that you minded at all tho)

when she pulled away, she noticed your neutral expression

"was that not good? did i misread the situation..."

she rambled on for a few seconds before you cut her off

"if it wasn't good, would i do this?"

"do what?"

and this time, you kissed her

this wasn't your first kiss, nor was it her's

but it was your favorite

something about it was just...perfect

indescribably perfect

#kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #kate bishop imagine #kate bishop x you #kate bishop fluff #kate bishop angst #kate bishop headcanons #ceo!kate bishop #mine.

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bayrut · 2 years

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maria are you really telling me that i fully guessed the setup of succession based on the ONE cover image i saw for like .3 seconds the last time i logged onto hbo

noo no yup yup from the 1.5 episodes let me tell you the whole plot. some old guy his name is mr rot has money and he is old and yes well he is rich he has some business. he is married to some woman who i think is not white and is not the mother of any of his 4 kids. he has 4 kids, one from marriage #1, so he's way older than the rest, and he's dating this like woman who is younger than all his siblings so I'm assuming she's in it for the money. he doesnt care about getting the business when his dad dies. then there are 3 kids idk who's older I'm just assuming but there's kendall, he works at the business and he sooo believes he's gonna get the company, actually he'd do anything to impress his dad because his had has never said i love you to him #daddyissues. it seems that tumblr considers him to have invented women's rights or something. oh he's divorced or separated or getting divorced or whatever he has kids let's say 2 and he's still into jis wife like lots. mr roy has also a daughter her name is ?? but everyone call her shiv or something i actually couldn't tell for sure. she has a boyfriend named tom I'm pretty sure he's a bully because of internalized homophobia or something (he bullies cousin greg we'll get to him later) and for all of ep 1 he's trying to ask for shiv's hand in marriage. then there's roman he's the brother of the home alone guy and he wears lots of bracelets and sits wrong in chairs so tumblr thinks he's bi. right so kendall and tom work at mr roy's business in the offices and stuff, and i think shiv and roman and the old half-brother don't. in episode 1 it's mr roy's bday and everyone's gathered and also cousin greg shows up. apparently his mom is someone's cousin or whatever and they seem to have no money and he wears like an animal costume at a sort of carnival fair or something that seems to be owned by mr roy, but he threw up in his costume once so got fired so his mom told him to go to the bday and ask for a job back. alright so at the bday kendall expects the dad to retire or something and give him the company, tom is trying to propose, everyone goves mr roy gifts that he doesn't want or need, he's annoyed and wants to have lunch with his wife. all the kids except the old half-brother seem to hate her and think she's in it for the money but i think she and mr roy genuinely love each other? anyway mr roy kinda says greg can have a job, doesn't have time to listen to tom's asking hand in marriage, and i think says that kendall can't have the company because he sucks and wouldn't be able to manage it (I'm not sure because idk business words), and wanted the kids to sign contracts or something. then because it's his bday they fly in a private plane to some other person's property to play baseball. cousin greg is confused he just came her to get a job. mr roy tells the son of the person who owns the property (maybe he's 10 y o max) that if he hits a homerun or something he'll give him 1k or 10k idk some money and the property couple start stressing and the kid does too and then the kid fails and all the rich people laugh and you start to wonder why am i even watching tbis. anyway then kendall leaves early for business matters because he doesn't wanna seem to be slacking off in front of his dad, and then rest leave later in a helicopter but then oh no! what a tragedy! mr roy has a heart attack or stroke or old people thing in the helicopter and everyone goes to the hospital! the media learns and the mr roy company stocks start to go down down lots, so the kids fight over who to make executive this and executive that, old half-brother is making out with his young gf, tom proposes to shiv, the roy kids try to manipulate cousin greg, tom bullies cousin greg, mr roy's 3rd wife (current wife) seem to be the only one actually worried about mr roy's health, etc etc the whole episode is them arguing about money and company. kendall's ex-wife or soon to be ex-wife visits and i think they kiss or something but then she's like I'm not getting back with you bye. then mr roy is moved to his house and his wife refuses that the kids visit him. from now on when i say kids i exclude the older half-brother. the kids now all have jobs at the company, kendall is executive whatever because he used to work there before, some sort of important lady at the company is helping them manage stuff and she wears glasses but it seems they picked her almost randomly to help because the kids have no idea what they're doing. cousin greg shows up at the office and lets tom bully him around, tom has this weird good cop bad cop thing going on like bullying then ha ha bestie just doing this because we're family you know I'm kidding right? here's more bullying. so yes the mess up the company bad and some deals and the stocks go down down again, mr roy wakes up but his wife won't let the kids visit him because he needs rest, then like kendall and shiv force-visit him and like mr roy tells kendall that he sucks as a business man and he ruined everything and kendall tries very hard not to cry. roman is shown in his new office basically doing nothing or whatever. shiv fights with the step-mom lots and tells her brothers that step-mom is just gatekeeping their money. i think this is about where i fell asleep but yes you basically guessed the entire plot

#Asks #Stoplookingupforheaven #succession #rain you actually dont have to read all of this idk why i even typed it up

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My thoughts on all the Mystic messenger characters and their routes :

Ok, last week I finished playing the mystic messenger game. I completed all the routes, DLCs etc. And, OMG, WHAT A RIDE WAS THAT ! . It doesn't have any appealing plot like other otome games, but this game sure did capture my heart,which most of the otome games fail to do so. The fact I could relate to some of the characters, I felt bad for them, concerned, weirded out at times , and so happy when they changed into a happy person because of me. The game deserves all the praise it gets, 10/10 👍

In this post, I will give my rating based on my playthrough for each character, and I will also say who is my true route as well, i.e, the route I fell in love the most, And please remember, these are based on MY opinions alone, please don't come at me, if it doesn't match yours 👀, Feel free to share your opinions about the characters as well & this post is way long beware ~☆

My playthrough order : I followed the recommended playthrough to get a clear picture of the storyline.

Zen 》Yoosung》 Jaehee》 Jumin 》 Seven》 V 》 Ray.

And for your kind information, I never played this game to get a bad ending, i didn't want to hurt those precious fictional characters just for getting one CG 🤐, but I do know what happens

SPOILER FREE!, I will be just giving MY OWN ratings , except for the rika part lol don't worry, ladies.!

Anyways, let's just jump into it ;),

Zen 🤍:

THAT SMIRK THOUGH 😏

His route : 9/10 ( not the best route, but I liked it anyways, as he is my 1st route)

His character: 8/10 ( I don't like narcissism or narcissistic people, I know it was his coping mechanism, but I kind of dislike those type of men, his attitude in Jumin's route, kinda pissed me off apart from that , he is great ! )

Is he my true route ? : NO, I don't like guys who are narcissistic, I understand that that its was his coping mechanism, to make him believe in himself, but still being narcissistic all the time is not ok, I have a bad memory because of those type of guys, moreover, I am not that confident irl 😂 , I mean the MC in Zen's route,will have to say lots of weird ass choices, and the fact that will impress him⁉️, i wouldn't even say those choices irl to anyone . I wouldn't mind being friends with him though. He is definitely the ideal BF material, but he is just isn't for me..Sorry, Zen.😅

Yoosung 💚 :

AWW CUTIE 🥺💕

His route : 9/10 ( apart from the "You are just like Rika", I personally enjoyed his route, the character development was the best at the end 👌)

His character : 9/10 (OMG! He is just so cute, I am not the one to get attracted to the 'younger guy' type, but this guy just changed everything for me, but he needs lots of attention , beware, yandere yoosungs will pop out if u don't care about him enough, and the fact this guy was the only one who was supportive for Jumin's relationship with MC in Jumin's route , showed how much of a cutie he is!, unlike others 😒, he was a bit annoying in V's route, but it is understandable, he deserves to knw the truth about the person who he admires )

Is he my true route ? : Kind of a YES & a NO. Eventhough I enjoyed his route more than Zen, like I said earlier I am not into those 'younger guy' type, he is a guy who loves to be babied and protected by a mature MC , and well...I am not that mature either 😛,in reality, I am a independent person, but when it comes to relationships, i liked to be babied 😏. I personally think he deserves someone better than me, I don't want to ruin his happiness 🥺

Jaehee 🤎 :

A friend in need is a friend indeed, my bae,Jaehee! 😄

Her route : 7/10 ( ok, I am gonna be honest here, I did not enjoy her route, I was happy that she realized her dreams and goes for it, but do we have to ruin a character just for making this route dramatic? Yes, I am talking about Jumin, Do u guys even know, how much I struggled to even start Jumin's route, I was literally scared of him because of his potrayal in this route as that jerk which he was btw,this route actually made me avoid Jumin for sometime.I expected the relationship between Jumin and Jaehee to become a healthy one, but oh well, whatever, & the after ending was just frustrating,all the RFA members just isolated Jumin, seriously, eventhough he did wrong things ,I felt so bad for him, imagine his thoughts at that moment , ugh...Jaehee deserves a better route, I am just not a fan of 'downgrading one character to give more importance to the main one', it's just bad writing)

Her character : 8/10 ( she is an amazing friend, a bit mature one at that. But personally i felt , if she really wanted to pursue her dreams ,she could have resigned, if she is not liking it . She was behaving a bit ignorant at times, especially in Zen's route. She could have communicated with Jumin beforehand about her difficulty in handling the job? I knw it's very difficult to suddenly quit the job, but she has every right to resign,she does have the money to open a coffee shop, thn why?. Don't come at me, and tell me that I hate her just because she is a female character,HELL NO, I like her but still her route made me have mixed feelings. She was being rude at times , I really understood why CHERTIZ did this, to show women can liberate themselves to work for their dreams, but in a professional point of view, I still think the route could have been handled better. Small businesses success isn't as easy to get, and in my point of view it would have been nice to show how MC and Jaehee make it through in her route rather than making Jumin a jerk, because it ruined Jumin at first for not only me but also a number of players ,but oh well,🏃‍♀️, I do like her, she could be a great friend, nothing more that that )

Is she my true route? : NO, I am straight. I see Jaehee as a friend. Some ask a romantic route for her, but I don't mind about that , I was just glad that I could help her to realize her dreams as a FRIEND.

Jumin 💜 :

I don't see a selfish jerk here, I see a soft boi , in a gigantic body, who is just lonely

His route : 10/10 ( Seriously, I did not expect to like his route one bit, I thought I would hate him more, but turns out, I freaking fell in love with the flawed "him" , HECK YEAH! this was the only route where i was being TRUE TO MYSELF, did not refer any guides, understood his loneliness, I could relate to him so bad, I was happy to help him during his vulnerable times 🤧.Zen was annoying ,but I didn't care much about it, because I knw why he was like this. I prefer the good ending, and yes he does propose for marriage to whom he have talked for only 11 days, but I was very sure he will listen to you, if u don't want the marriage immediately )

His character : 9/10 ( He is so cute in his own way,mature, intelligent,awkward and even gets insecure,because he thinks he does not deserve you?! , you deserve better than me ,Jumin 😫, he does get possessive and irrational and that could make others uncomfortable, but for me, I understood that as well, being an empath myself ,as this dude never had a relationship with anyone,he is new into this, I don't mind teaching him new things about the world, about love. His characterization in Jaehee's route was god awful and cheritz did a bad job in it , I think they decided to make him like this, just for DRAMA,Jumin might have a bad way of showing emotions but he is not a soul less demon. I have seen people calling Jumin an abuser, but I didn't see that at all, he was being an idiot and he acknowledges it, every damn time, an abuser doesn't do this at all, and no..I don't think Jumin is dominant daddy material one bit like how the fandom perceives him. This is his first relationship with a woman, I feel he would be sweet, embarrassed loving and a loyal husband material, and I love his "opposed to living together before marriage" thing as well, as my religion follows that too as well )

Is he my true route? : A. BIG. FAT. YES. HE IS JUST MY TYPE, dear lord. I have never seen someone so perfect and also with flaws just like me , this guy made me realize that all along, I just never showed empathy towards others and that's why no one wanted to talk to me irl, I didn't care what people told about me. He seriously made me understand my own flaws and I corrected it, he made me into a better person, big thx , Mr.Jumin . Morever , I was being myself in his route only, I loved all of his calls , he brings up the strangest things just to talk to you, that's just so cute WTH , this man will be so loyal I am sure of it !.I don't really care about his riches, I am just in love with his true self 😫🥺

707 ❤ :

The main man of this game, hmmm....

His route : 7/10 ( ok, I was so hyped to play his route , cuz even before I started to play this game, 707 was so popular, I expected a lot, but it was a meh for me...he did have a VERY HEARTBREAKING PAST , he was suffering from a lot of things, I understand. But the whole route wasn't that gud though...and his secret endings are just painfully depressing and angsty, V's death just broke my heart, I felt so frickin bad for Jumin, how would he even handle those things?.It just destroyed me completely. Moreover I don't find 707's jokes funny at times, his route had good plot, but 707 failed to impress me in his own route)

His character : 7/ 10 ( oh boi,I am scared that I would be slaughtered with hatred for telling this, the fact that he was faking his own personality was very shocking to me, I did not expect that. I despise tsunderes ,and 707 is the literal definition of it, so yeah, It ended up being annoying for me. Even though I was hella depressed like 707 before, I couldn't find him #relatable at all. I don't knw why , but I couldn't see him more than a friend 🚶‍♀️)

Is he my true route? : NOPE. I was not impressed by him at all, don't knw why lol, I tried to like him as he is THE REAL TRUE ROUTE,but it is still not getting into my heart, maybe because I already started to love Jumin, idk. I felt bad for 707, I wouldn't mind helping him as a friend, but as a significant other...NAH....,I am not into these type of guys 🥴,sorry seven...

V 💙 :

I can understand why Jumin and V were best friends...they be looking like DADDY 👀

His route : 8 /10 ( for me, I was happy that V finally understood that he was basically a obsessive simp for Rika, I hated that he blamed himself more, which somehow I agree, I feel like he could have said something to the RFA , yoosung was hella annoying in this route, he spoke as if Rika is an angel or something, which she is not btw, yoosung, she brainwashed saeran and freakin created a cult, and this is not something an angel would do 🥴, V is not just flawed or anything,he doesn't even love himself,and so clings to rika because she was so wonderful in her eyes as an idea .He kept the freakin truth hidden,just because Rika doesn't want to, of course, my baby,yoosung will ask about . V is too emotional,and he was a victim of rika's abuse and manipulation just like Saeran,I liked the plot and though I didn't fall in love with him , I did have a tinsy bit of crush on him, mainly because of his looks, more like a puppy love, the voice acting was on point 👌)

His character : 7/ 10 ( boi could have handled the situation with his crazy GF much better, he actually let Saeran get brainwashed by Rika, he could have done something, and the fact that he liked Rika only as an idea, showed that this guy was in a very toxic relationship, Rika and V are the perfect example of what happens when two people who doesn't love themselves date, and he was clearly the victim of Rika's abuse and manipulation. I also don't think he is an angel either, he has done some wrong things definitely, and the fandom should acknowledge his wrong doings)

Is he my true route? : NO. Though Jumin and V are very similar , I did not like the fact that he simped for his crazy GF out of his obsession alone and though, she was clearly showing red flags earlier, he thinks that the power of love can change her lol . He was so confusing for me to understand. 😂

Ray 💖 :

His route : 10/10 ( The drama , the music, the plot & the voice acting was just fantastic, I was blown away by this route, but that doesn't mean I liked Saeran as a character, the boi needs therapy, not romance lol, sry,and the recovery from his brainwashed state was unrealistic )

His character : 7/10 ( seriously, the voice acting for both the personalities was just mind blowing, he is such a well written character, but his abandonment issues isn't something u should romanticize about, he loved the affection that the MC was giving , but one wrong move, he will change just like that , he confused affection with love. Some are telling that Jumin was abusive, which he is not btw , for me, suit Saeran was super abusive, WTH)

Is he my true route ? : HELL NO. Eventhough he was practically innocent because he was under the influence of that elixir or some kind of a drug and brainwashed by Rika , I would never in my life try to have a romantic relationship with those kind of people. I may like him after he receives proper therapy ,but NO, just No, I can help him as a person, but I wouldn't go for a kiss or something with him. 🙄

Rika 💔:

This scene still gives me goosebumps 🙄

Her character : -infinity / 20 ( she deserves this uwu)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Ok, hear me out, I hate Rika so much , i know she has been through a lot, i really do.. but it doesn't mean you can emotionally abuse and brainwash Saeran, he would have been a better person,she turned a person who loves ice cream and cloud watching into a self destructive psycho, another story showed how much she is capable of by her words , She manipulated V to not tell RFA that she is gonna start a cult, WHAT THE HELL, V, do you not knw what she is trying to do here 😳 ? But whatever,V was being manipulated by her "playing as a victim" tactics, she also played with Jumin's feelings for her, I was about to throw my hands on her, how dare u do that to my man ??, made yoosung to obsess over her to make him think that she is absolutely a gud person, and left him to ponder over her so called 'passing' , making him unable to move on from her.

And oh god,the backstory did not make me feel bad for her one bit, it only made me understand why she has become like this. Like dude, I understood she had a shitty past, but so did the other members of RFA, but did they all become like a manipulative victim player? Hell no.. they learned from their mistakes and they change, but even when all the members were trying to help her, she denies that she doesn't need a therapy. She deserves a proper mental therapy and a proper jail time. NO EXCUSE FOR THAT, she did the same manipulation and brainwashing for all of her disciples to get them into Mint eye.

But as a character , Rika just rocked it for me , she was so successful in making me and a lot of the fans hate her as an antagonist. Her voice actor was so gud,she had such a good way of speaking manipulative, like God, I understood why all the RFA members were all kind of whipped for her, she is such a master piece as an antagonist. 🚶‍♀️🤫

Vanderwood 💞👀 :

I NEED A VANDERWOOD ROUTE 😫

His character: 10/10 idk, why am I giving a rating for him though? I just love him 😂

Ok, I know he is a side character, but for some reason, I liked him more than 707 lol 👀, I just spoke with him only in one chatroom , but boi , was I whipped for him 😜

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My favourite to least MM main characters and routes :

JUMIN - 19/20 ( 1st)

YOOSUNG - 18/20 (2nd)

ZEN & RAY - 17/ 20 ( 3rd)

V & JAEHEE - 15 / 20 ( 4th )

707 - 14 / 20 ( 5th, it's not that I hate him or something, it's just that I was neither IMPRESSED by his character nor the route, I don't mind him one bit! )

Rika -Though she doesn't have a route or a gud character she deserves a -infinity/20 ( and no place in my heart 🚶‍♀️)

Overall, this game is the best otome game ! , I actually paid for getting the hourglasses, I mean, I suck at patience, I was so intrigued by the story, but it was seriously worth it !. There are a number of otome games which charge more than this.

Anyways,

Thank you, Cheritz for creating Mystic messenger. This game totally changed how I perceived life, love ❤ and Romance 💕

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