#acid?

[alabasterandpitch]

Feeling very called out rn by this book on male bisexuality

#coke is a no-no #but copious amounts of weed? #alcohol? #acid? #shrooms? #lay it on me

[attyattlaw]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

#based on an actual conversation ive had #trafalgar law #killer #massacre soldier killer #op killer #can we just settle on killer's actual tag like actually? #eustass kid #eustass kidd #this may come as a surprise but i was killer in that conversation #ross then proceeded to compute the actual ascorbic acid content relative to my body mass and i just continued drinking #that band au #forgot that tag #tw alcohol

[nednickerson]

Taylor to Harry: you have shit taste in music and shit taste in friends and also your new hair looks dumb

#I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE I LIKE ACID ROOOOOOCK #1989 tv #taylor swift #haylor #1989

[nerdpoe]

Batman has to choose between his kid and a civilian.

It's a Joker trap, and whoever he chooses will get released. Whoever gets left behind gets dissolved in acid.

Batman is stalling, trying to give Nightwing and Red Robin the time they desperately need to dismantle the complicated wiring that controls the acid vat hovering over the hostages.

When the civilian does something absolutely horrifying.

"Do it, no balls. You fuckin won't."

Joker turns towards the kid.

The kid gives him a feral smile that looks more like a snarl.

"Kiddo, do you have any idea-"

"Everyone from Illinois knows Joker's just a bitch, anyways."

"...Last chance, brat."

Batman shouts at Joker, tries to get his attention, but what gets said next drowns it out even though the kid never raises his voice.

"You also don't know how to tell a joke, or how to take one."

The vat of acid gets released over the civilians container, and Batman is forced to watch a child die in a sacrifice that wasn't needed at all.

Meanwhile, Danny fucking Fenton, after going intangible and invisible, decides that maybe he will stop at a gas station for some taquitos.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #acid tw #danny just like #yeah with the rando civvie out of the way bats is free to kick that guys ass #imma do more important things #like get food

[lynxgriffin]

Eldritchrune - Attack of the Killer Queen

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Story Setup Eldritchrune Masterpost

The Fun Gang finally arrive in Queen's lair, and attempt to take her on! But it's far from easy to battle an ancient, dark god...especially one so steeped in acid!

PHEW dang this part took me WAY longer to finish than I was expecting, but finally, as many have asked, we have the Queen boss battle! Next part will be up tomorrow!

#lynx art #eldritchrune #deltarune au #cw: acid melting #cw: eye horror #cw: ear horror #kris #ralsei #susie #noelle holiday #berdly #queen #I swear this scene went through a TON of extra steps to finish #from longer roughs to get the action right #to doing all the acid effects #so I'm just glad it's done!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It was not until the historical Esus began to wear his iconic blue-jean denim robe that he became known as "Jesus."

#jesus #jesus christ #jeans #jorts #acid wash messiah #unreality

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Sick Days 2

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Despite how awful colds can be, it’s nice to see the little gestures of care from loved ones. My own family tended to make me tea, so I’d end up with new mugs accumulating whenever I woke up lol

I hope that anyone who’s feeling under the weather can get that care, and that you feel better soon! Well wishes :)

#rottmnt #rise mikey #rise leo #rise raph #rise donnie #rise splinter #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt comic #t*cest dni #The worst thing as a kid was that grape liquid cold medicine #shit tasted like straight up battery acid

[soarrenbluejay]

Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.

The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.

Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!

Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!

See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!

So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!

She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.

(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)

This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.

Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.

Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.

So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.

The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!

The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #mad science #supervillain community #bonus points if you can pull out some super niche comic villain #justice for kite man #local child of a crazy chemist: so you know that trick you showed me with the soda and the reaction that could turn into just like all foam #Danny: yeah and also back the fuck up #lcoacc: so it’s been like my comfort food right but like I started wondering what you could do #danny: oh no (he says while making what amounts of an overachieving smoke bomb) #lcoacc: so I was like what if I add more of a base to it so it could be solid and then maybe just like a LIL acid to see what happens #Danny: oh ancients #lcoacc: but then the killjoy supes came in a ruined everything from where I was ruining lex Luther’s day #Danny:… did you get in on camera #lcoacc: OF COURSE. oh also like everyone ever if coming over for a sleepover lol #Danny: WHAT I CANT FEED YOU MONSTERS #lcoacc: no worrries we’ll rob a bulk store or something lol #Danny: nO

[legendarytragedynacho]

Janis Joplin in the lobby of the Chelsea Hotel. 1969

#janis joplin #chelsea hotel #pearl #cosmic witch #music #musician #musica #rock #rock music #singer #rock singer #blues rock #blues music #acid rock #60s psychedelia #classic rock #over k

[nerdpoe]

Jack and Maddie Fenton die. They do not realize this.

To be fair, neither does anyone else at first.

Then they do.

And the Fentons themselves, leading experts in saying ghosts aren't sentient, become the single most valued evidence that they fucking are.

Through the Drs. Fenton, they manage to insure rights for ecto-entities, and the anti-ecto acts are repealed.

That's all well and good, but the big problem is...what to do with their kids?

The Drs. Fenton are currently buried in their obsession of science, Maddie's aunt is currently fighting the government to keep her property, and the kids' other closest relative is in Bludhaven.

So the State of Illinois sends a letter to one Dick Grayson, asking if he's cool to look after Danny and Jazz until the Unites States and an entirely different dimension work out custody and how, exactly, immigration law applies and where it does.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #don't think about danny and jazz genuinely not noticing that their parents were dead for months #only to realize that the bones in the vat of uncovered acid had the same dental fillings that Jack does #only to realize that their parents were so absent in their life that #even as ghosts completely swallowed by their obssession #danny and jazz saw nothing different

[everendering]

Acid man

#my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha fanart #mha #mha manga #anime art #digital art #procreate #mina ashido #ashido mina fanart #bnha ashido #mha ashido #mina #acid man #crunchyroll #anime

[twinkrundgren]

you ask cy for some sage advice, they deliver...

#cy art #cytric acid #weirdfur #wyvern #furry

[acidiccunt]

not pictured: the braindead look on my face that i get whenever i bounce my tits for attention

#mine #acidic pics #well gifs ig? #do u guys know how hard it is to crop ur face out of a video that’s main focus is ur face lmao

[saturdaysky]

you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.

[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]

#mayhew is a gnome warlock/wizard who makes bad choices #mild act 1 goblin camp spoilers in tags that follow: #the fight was bc Mayhew hubris'd his way into Dror Ragzlin's mind but failed to hubris his way out #for some reason dror and all 99 of his favorite friends got mad about that #Shadowheart got HORRIBLY murdered in the spider pit. Mayhew got ensnared in vines while in an acid pool and taking arrows (lol) #i ran out of healing potions #gale and lae'zel survived to flee with the bodies of their friends #play on tactician guys it makes your games deliciously dramatic #anyway the rituals between mayhew and gale are intricate #mayhew #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #sky does bg3 #my art #referenced a pose from pexels -- they're a great site check em out #galehew

[gmanwhore]

Uhhh put in the tags what your gender would taste like.

#mine would taste like bugs and acid #maybe cotton candy too

[inkedcryptid]

I forgot to mention how happy I am that Belos didn't die a quick and/or off screen death like we see in many animated shows. They made that fucker slowly melt away in acid rain while the embodiment of the thing he sought to destroy stared down at him. Then the witches he hated with all his being literally stomped him to death.

Just like Raine said, "That was extremely satisfying"

#the owl house #emperor belos #luz noceda #raine whispers #watching and dreaming #edit: i just remembered it's boiling rain not acid rain sorry about that but at least it served the same purpose #edit edit: yeah i put the first edit tag on the wrong post and not noticed it until now #and nobody asked me why i was talking about boiling rain vs acid rain