#actually yes pls

[doll3tt33]

Guys forgot to share that QUICKIE WAS IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT WHBWNWK

We went on a rollercoaster ride together, and then he gave me a piggyback ride!!!! A FUCKIN PIGGYBACK RIDE!! LIKE WE WERE BASICALLY IN LOVE

BUT LIKE WTF WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP???

WHY??!

GOD JUST PUT ME BACK TO SLEEP. I CANT GO ON NOW THAT IVE GOT A TASTE OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE. THE WAKING LIFE IS SO CRUEL WITHOUT HIM 😭😭😭😭

#this is so cruel people #first Luke Cooper #now Peter #what’s next? COLIN?? #actually yes pls #googles how to lucid dream #peter maximoff #quicksilver

[doggyhour]

Fuck my thighs while I’m sleeping, push up my sleep shorts and pull my hips up off the bed, keep my little thighs pressed tight together with your hands on my hips and slide into that little gap where my thighs meet and almost touch my cunt, where the head of your cock pushes up against my clit with every thrust and my juices makes it easier and easier for you to fake-fuck me… my thighs are warm and soft and my pussy gets so wet it’ll feel almost like actually using my holes

#bd/sm community #bd/sm puppy #doggyhour #use me use me use me #cnc k!nk #daddy k!nk #mommy k!nk #cnc somno #somno fantasy #ftm somno #aaaaahhhh so many possibilities imean I wake up in the middle? I wake up after all sticky? I wake up clean with no idea anything happened? #uh yeah yes pls #fuck me??? actually?? what #cnc intox #soft cnc #intox kink

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

#do i wish he wouldn't forgive so easily (tho i don't actually think aziraphale needs forgiveness since he didn't do anything wrong and #actually without his decision their love story would've been stuck as it was for more than 6000 years and also heaven would never change #without someone dismantling it and making it new) #yes i do wish that and i also wish he'd learn self worth but we gotta be realistic here he never once been able to stay mad at aziraphale #all those times they had fights where aziraphale was (mostly) in the wrong and rejected crowley what did crowley do? immediately come #CRAWLING and BEGGING back like pls yall this is why i don't read post s2 fics bc everyone suddenly seems to forget their whole canon #personalities and history w each other and it's annoying me so much like i get that we all are hoping crowley learns from his mistakes and #stops being so easy for aziraphale (not me tho) but realistically speaking it's just not gonna happen and once again aziraphale DIDN'T. DO. #ANYTHING. WRONG. yes he hurt crowley with his decision but CROWLEY HURT HIM WITH HIS TOO so if yall wants an apology dance it's gonna turn #into a waltz cause they'd both need to do it #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!! #yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable) #we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her) #but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive) #(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous) #so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen) #(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms) #but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!! #like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin?? #from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character! #and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters??? #but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

[queerprayers]

thinking about when a door-to-door missionary asked my dad if he had a personal relationship with jesus and he replied, deadpan, "I eat him."

#my dad HATES missionaries #once a mormon asked him if he had read the book of mormon and he said yes i have one actually #the mormon asked if he had prayed on it and he said yes but i don't want to offend you with what god said about it #<<ik i have mormon followers i am just reporting an anecdote pls don't get mad

[amaranthdahlia]

paranormal brothers

WOO finally shigaraki twins art dump lesgoo

first off heres a facial study+headcanon thingy i did of these two cus theyre fun to make !!!

theyre not complete i think..? since i couldnt come up w anymore hcs 😭😭 i wanted more. anhways yeah also ofc things might change btw!

(this is actually a revised version but i dont wanna show yall the old one bc its bad hahdj)

anyways, doodles go!!!

andddd old art from 2022!! which u can tell cus of the age hc lol.(

#ah yes mhas finest toxic doomed siblings #the first image was drawn right after 407 dropped :]] #(pls ignore the hole hand mistake asdfgh) #yall dont know how ECSTATIC i was when we FIANLLLYLYLYY got their backstory #i literally had been bitching ab it for a year on twitter ahhhh #it was so sooooo good #it actually made me get interested in afo cus i did NOT gaf ab the guy lol #but at the same time that was a mistake bc there is so much to unpack w this character #i still care ab his brother more tho ! #not afraid to show my favoritism tehee #we dont know much about yoichi afterall soo #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha manga spoilers #mha all for one #mha afo #yoichi shigaraki #shigaraki yoichi #i actually bought into the 'theyre twins' hc at one point cus it made sm sense #but them having an age range was more popular so i just went w that instead #bnha #mha #also ik afo having preferred prns is nuts but he rlly doesnt care

[sunnibits]

I still can’t believe Izzy was really out there with two hot as FUCK big strong daddies literally following at his heels and flanking him like guard dogs but instead he decided to spend all his time pining after Ed like ohhh booo hooooo when will I get fucked by a big strong grizzled pirate daddy 😭 bestie look behind you for like two seconds

#ivan #fang #izzy hands #ofmd #you could get TWO hot pirate daddies if you weren’t a COWARDDDD #yes I’m momentarily back on my Izzy/Ivan/fang bullshit #u know I’m right #I know they lil lowkey hated him a lil bit in reality but like #they were way more ‘friendly’ with him than anyone else #and they WERE actually on his side for a while!! #they backed him up when he was mad at Ed in the art of fuckery #also just like. the way they both step forward behind him whenever he calls them. fills my brain with so many thoughts #AND THEYRE SO MUCH FUCKING BIGGER THAN HIM HES SOOO TINY BETWEEN THEM #Izzy pls just let them double team u it would be sooooo good for u baby

[caelanglang]

Heaven is a hero with a gentle smile

#wanted to practice negative space #forever sick over how himmel's name means heaven/sky tbh #his dead wife energy is so strong ahshahjahsgj #anyways yes pls watch frieren #he is literally on the same rankings as ghibi characters for me idk why #i love him sm he's actually so inspiring its unfair #sousou no frieren #frieren #frieren: beyond journey's end #himmel #himmel the hero #my art

[thesleepypuffin]

college miles and gwen pt. 2!

they’d 100% be the cute couple in the library that everyone hates

#gwiles #ghostflower #gwen x miles #gwiles art #across the spiderverse #spiderverse art #yes i stole Gwen’s shirt from marvel rising bc it’s actually such a cute t shirt! #and Miles’s first outfit is from a concept art! #I think they’d be everyone’s vigilante otp #into the spider verse #spiderverse au #pls let them grow old together #gwen stacy #miles morales #my art

[immortalsins]

HANNIBAL (2013-2015) — SEASON ONE

Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time, and are we not created in God's image? Depends on who you ask. God's terrific. He dropped a church roof on thirty-four of his worshipers last Wednesday night in Texas, while they sang a hymn. Did God feel good about that? He felt powerful.

{inspiration}

#hannibal #hannibaledit #l.gifs #flashing gif #will graham #no way am i tagging all the characters actually #magnum opus. if we're going by effort alone #some of the choices here are as ugly as hannibal's interior design but we move #:/ started off trying to make it pretty and it's dissolved into chaos #pls enjoy my visual clutter i spent hours&hours on it #jumping between serious creepy gifs & then making things objectively so silly #homage to s1 of my favourite silly show <3 #small explanation: the typewriter text is what appears to be the situation (to the fbi). the gifs obviously show the truth that we know #so if ur thinking e.g. tobias budge did not kill franklyn. yes but thats what is believed by everyone but hannibal #idk if thats necessary to say #sometimes theres a dichotomy between the text and gif. sometimes not #so idk if it was clear #anyway #there we have it #good lord #im done #there are so many things i want to say abt insignificant details sjdbjhsb e.g. hannibal not being in the final few gifs is deliberate. #hes menacing in a ghostly background kind of way #the same way he is in s1 #okokok im going to post thsi now my procrustination is getting ridiculous #pls if you see a mistake i would love to have it pointed out #so i can fix it early on #i am sure there is one #ANYWAY posting & logging off . this was hours and hours worth of work holy shit

[leclercskiesahead]

shellmotorsport It's here! Part two of @charles_leclerc and @carlossainz55 playing Two Truths and a Lie! Watch and guess along. (Part 1)

#carlos sainz jr #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #f1 #charlos #c2 #c square #charles 😭😂 #'wait i gave him three correct ansWers' #of course he's the one who messed up #his giggles and carlos hunched over dying at the side #'you didn't play piano for a priest. you would have told me by now' oH you guys tell each other about your personal life achievements huh #they share everything #carlos' cutesy 'i caught you' heLLo??? #since when does he act like this #pls #also so what was the lie. did he actually have a pet mouse called campeone #also his 'yes!' #and him staring into the soul of the camera in the beginning when charles is intro-ing #and looking at charles so intently when listening #‘your fiiillow drivers’ the way Charles talks is so amusing

[transmasccofee]

Shitty Light Novel fanart drawn on my phone in ibis bc I had a vision but no access to my tablet

#saiki k #saiki k fanart #art tag #Do I think he’s actually crying in this scene? No. Did I draw it that way solely for the aesthetic and pose? Yes. #In my defense he was shaking like a leaf and panicking over feeling lonely the whole chapter I couldn’t not picture this #If you want to understand the context here read the light novel pls read all the ones u can find they’re great

[starays13]

Welcome back, Eclipse.

Just putting a version with no text here

Honestly I can’t remember the last time I just drew Sun and Moon Show Eclipse outside of any of the AUs.

#welcome back spicy dorito man! #many of us missed you very much can you pls stay this time #i do want him to get a redemption arc but I let myself draw him being villain-y just because I could #also am I the only one who’s actually concerned for Eclipse right now? #Dude hasn’t even done anything as of coming back and Moon’s already on a warpath to murder him in the most excruciating way he can think of #do not touch the dorito please #tsams #sun and moon show #tsams eclipse #sun and moon show eclipse #sams eclipse #fnaf eclipse #sams #tsams spoilers #my art #fnaf #fnaf sb #never thought I’d see the day but here we are #am I worried we’ll get backstabbed with this info somehow? #yes #but I’m still going to enjoy him being back from his vacation either way #redeem the dorito #eclipse fnaf #sun and moon show fanart #tsams fanart #sams fanart

[clockwayswrites]

Shadow of a Bat - Snippet

Since I teased the idea in the tags, here's what my brain wrote to avoid working on the scene for lbfd. Good news, got that chapter done and the chapter for ao3 edited- we are on track! So have a little bit of the one shot idea I had where an Eldritch!Danny stows away in Batman's shadow. This should be short (famous last words) so I might finish it up this week if I continue to have insomnia.

wc 306

“It is a beautiful sight, is it not?”

Diana asked the question without turning to look at the corner where the shadows were just a little too dark. In the faint reflection of the acrylic glass she saw the inky blackness shift slightly.

“It is alright little shade,” Diana said, keeping her voice carefully soft. “We know you are there. Batman has known for some weeks now that you have been with him as his shadow. He is, after all, truly a master detective.”

“I'm sorry.” The voice was faint, like hearing wind snatched words in a blustery day.

“Do you mean us any harm?” There was no accusation in the words, but still the shade jolted before pulling into themselves.

“No! No no no—”

“Then there was no harm done.”

Two spots of green appeared in the dark murk and flashed rapidly before focusing on Diana.

Eyes, she realized, and smiled as she turned to face the shade properly. “I am Wonder Woman.”

“Phantom.”

“Is that what you are?” Diana asked, gently.

“No. It's my name, kinda,” the shade said, curling tighter into the corner. The green eyes disappeared again. “My hero name.”

“You are a hero, little one?”

“I was. I tried to be.”

Diana gave a soft hum and returned to looking out of the window. She waited for the bright green eyes to reappear before she asked, “Is that how you came to be with Batman? During his hero work?”

“No. Yes?” There was a tilting to the shade. A tilt of a head, Diana realized. Little bits of the shade's form was becoming more distinct as it sat looking out the Watchtower window.

They were so small.

Just a child, Diana realized.

“He was in the lab.”

“The GIW lab?”

The shade pulled into itself so quickly it almost disappeared entirely.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #wonde woman #diana prince #do I need another idea? #no #did my brain supply one? #yes #pls let this actually be only one chapter #shadow of a bat

[shopwitchvamp]

me the absolute first split second people are acting up in the shop

#yes unfortunately we have to have a blacklist at this point of people not allowed to order anymore #this was actually *more* of an issue back in the day when i was selling handmade crocheted plushies lol #but like explain to me why this has happened with more than one person at this point: #they buy something #then a week or two later they email us/post/leave a review saying how much they hate it and we suck and that they want to return it #then they never send the thing back #continue to go on about how mad they are about it #still never send it back #then they TRY TO BUY ANOTHER THING???? #what is that about #was it just wanting the first thing for free? like trying to bully us into letting you keep it for free??? i don't get it #if you hate it so much why would you order again ???????? #anyway #do this and your order will 100% be canceled #pls never return #thankfully this only applies to like 3 people currently haha #vs the dozen person long etsy blacklist i had for plushies #lots of people wanted them for free or at least i suspect that was what was going on.... it was the wild west out there #exhausting

[bonetrousledbones]

ok ok ok i will allow myself to say One Thing because this actually has been a bit of a pattern i've noticed . It's super cool if you support theories where Papyrus is more important to the plot or stronger than he lets on right. But if you think that he has to be manipulated by some outside force into making flawed decisions or even just using very simple reverse psychology to make his friends hang out. You're still infantilizing him a bit. Like yeah you can let him say fuck and say he's strong and capable all you want but you're still very much downplaying his own agency and intelligence even if it's not as bad as if you called him a cinnamon roll baby child or something

#trousled rants #yes i know flowey DOES manipulate him in the game but ppl seem to think it happens a lot more than it actually does #not every decision he makes is because of flowey #pls let him have his own thoughts #papyrus #undertale