THRIVING off of the idea of Leo officiating weddings but at comically inconvenient times
Leo, in the middle of a siege of the Technodrome: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss.
Krangs:
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Not young recruit K枚nig being the worst menace ever馃槶 he'd chase you around all the time, pinching and biting at you and hissing if you refuse his advances and/or colonel!K枚nig steps in and makes the recruit stop chasing you :((
I'm pretty sure he'd try and bite at the older man too, the little shit. Baring his teeth, growling and almost barking at him. Tries going back to chasing you and/or humping you but is grabbed by the bitch strap on his vest and dragged back away from you
The Colonel would surely try to intervene, being so determined with maintaining peace and order inside the house. It's relatively easy to do that when you have a calm, commanding presence that comes from years of service. He's big and brawny too, unlike that lean, eager pup who always has to disturb the peace of his lovely home and bully his poor wife.
Like what are you doing that for? Bothering the missus and making her scream and run and cry? What, are we in kindergarten?? Go fix that fence if you have so much energy.
Young recruit K枚nig is just seething with hate after being talked down like that as if he is just a simple recruit :(( Well, technically he is but he doesn't need to hear it here, he doesn't have to take it from fucking him.
You run to the Colonel everytime he takes your games a little too far, but that won't save you, not in the long run. You know that the flash of a grin he gives you is a promise of future mischief to come. If only you didn't spoil all his fun by being such a squealer... And why are you looking so sour, he's only trying to tell you that he loves you. Who could keep their paws off you even for one minute?
He will fucking fix that fence... and piss in the Colonel's gas tank when he's not looking.
...Cue to the Colonel chasing young snickering recruit in the yard later, you're inside the house, washing the dishes but can still hear older K枚nig roaring threats in German: "Ich mach dich kalt du Arschloch!! ICH WERDE DIR DEN ARSCH AUFREI脽EN!!!"
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This is a wip for a new Mike design, idk go ahead and bully him for having a big chest lmfao
He鈥檚 stupid and I鈥檓 living for that
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What my parents thought they did: instilled good Christian values in me
what my parents really did: gave me trauma and several inferiority complexes
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Do you think angbang is more valid because melkor and mairon had a relationship until the very end while in silvergifting, mairon just kills celebrimbor painfully?
Thankya anon for another reason to turn my last brain cells on馃槝馃挅馃挅馃挅
Judging from this point of view, the difference here is this: Melkor and Mairon are allies, and THEORETICALLY they would have no reason to part as such. But in the case of Celebrimbor, Mairon has a goal that is ultimately directed against the elf. That is, if we judge dryly and without additional circumstances, without taking into account their emotions and feelings, then Angbang is the relationship of allies, and Silvergitfing is the relationship of enemies who have strictly two endings: good or bad. There was a bad one in the canon, as is already clear.
Therefore, I don't even know which of these is really more "valid" : Sauron's relationship with his ally or his undercover relationship with the enemy馃樁鈥嶐煂笍 I think they both are valid, since I'm damn sure that in Silvergifting it was impossible for two Mr Sexobeats to work together and gain each other's trust with no feelings and no hot moments. I'm fuckin suckin damn shit hella sure馃
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how to draw his hair help馃槶馃槶
Yes I'm trying to draw Alu normally
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since none of us are crazy slasher ladies, how about k枚nig as harry warden?...馃憖馃憖馃憖
Oh my god?!??!?
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I definitely think that Glitchy Red would definitely not understand almost everything about the real world, especially modern technology and culture. He is 18 but he probably can鈥檛 do basic math because he鈥檚 lived in a fricking gameboy his whole life.
Anyway here鈥檚 him and his emotional support anxious teenager yeah-
(This is Grey btw just in a different outfit.)
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Dead Girl Walking Reprise An Kaeloo Animatic TW Flash colors
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