CULT OF DIONYSUS al haitham x reader x kaveh
SYNOPSIS kaveh, al haitham and you are close friends and went to the same high school. but after your junior year, you left them and sumeru behind for liyue’s 2 year med school exchange program. now you’re back in sumeru for a class reunion and attending sumeru akademiya.
STATUS 01/14/23, on going, slow updates
GENRE social media au, modern au, college au
CONTENT WARNINGS childhood friends to lovers, mentions of cheating, angst, love triangle, suggestive, implied female (they/them prns), written before kaveh's in game release, messy timestamps, will add more later!
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CHARACTERS
4LYFERS | overwork no sleep
ACT I - "I'M FEELING DEVIOUS"
01 . still sleeping ?
02 . packing
03 . reunion message??
04 . bitch this you?
05 . i'll try to miss you ✿
06 . bro's down bad fr
07 . 10/10
08 . reunion day ✿
09. what's his problem?
10 . pretty boy
11 . asked them out
12 . why r u here? ✿
13 . his text
14 . lying to me?
15 . you? upset?
16 . call me if u get lost
ACT II - "YOU'RE LOOKING GLAMOROUS"
17. is it too late to switch majors?? ✿
18. third wheeling?
19. tall, blonde and gorgeous ✿
20. cuddles on the couch
21. do you like him?
22. wingman !?
23. tickets (and backstage)
24. welcome to the renaissance ✿
25. you guys knew?? ✿
26. get drunk
27. sober up, bitch
28. cruel summer ✿
29. can i kiss you? ✿
30. good for them. | 30.5 cult of dionysus notes ✿
ACT III - "LETS GET MISCHIEVOUS"
31. hello panda cookies
32. man wtf ✿
33. get me out
34. homophobia arc
35. fuck this
36. exams
37. fool ✿
38. tba...
39. tba...
ACT IV - "AND POLYAMOROUS"
tba...
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NOT THAT INTO YOU! 𓍯 alhaitham
PREFACE. after one and a half years of pining over a guy who flat out rejected you, you finally decide that maybe it’s time to move on. but the universe must be playing jokes on you right now because he’s suddenly throttled back into your life? or in which al haitham is back in your dms which is a lot of nerve coming from a guy who suddenly disappeared on you over a year ago!
FEATURING. linguistics major! alhaitham x polsci major! reader
GENRE. fluff, angst, university au
TAGLIST. send an ask / message if you wish to be added
AUTHOR’S NOTES. based on the 2009 romcom movie he’s just not that into you. i love that movie sm go give it a watch :]] also gave y/n a backbone here bc i’m tired of seeing us getting the shorter end of the stick in these unrequited romance stories
✹ profiles .𓂃 polsci baddies | support group
chapter one — god bless your soul
chapter two — stage one: denial
chapter three — closure
chapter four — tba
chapter five — tba
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— Al Haitham x Reader
— SMAU
— College au, angst with a happy ending, fluff, humor and crack
— Hiatus { 5/21/23 - }
After a bad breakup with your boyfriend you start to fall behind in your advanced literature class, because of this your professor has her Teachers Assistant, Al Haitham, help you get caught up.
Written part’s marks with - ✧
Al Haitham’s Group || Y/N’s group
— 0001 - cheater cheater.
— 0002 - where’s scara?
— 0003 - he’s a robot.
— 0004 - tutor. ✧
— 0005 - it’s decided.
— 0006 - betrayal.
— 0007 - blocked.
tba
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Imagine doing a lyrics prank on Al Haitham. (txt ver.) ps. lyrics prank gone right?
Bonus: ft. Kaveh my loves so sweet.
[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2023°
: Bro was waiting for the chance he didn't even let you reach the second verse.
: Song : Jenny (I wanna ruin our friendship) - Studio Killers
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IN NEED OF GENSHIN, , BNHA, HAIKYUU, BTS , OR JJK SMAUSSS PLZ IM LITERALLY SO BORED😘😘😘🥲🥲 I HAVE SCROLLED ON THE DIFFERENT SMAU TAGS AND I SWEAR IVE READ THEM ALL AUGHHHHH
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PANIPURI ACCIDENT! —> I. Accident !
a genshin smau | Al-haitham x fem!reader
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“Shit I’m already so late…” I mumbled out, closing my dorm door and starting to sprint in the direction of my class. “Dear lord don’t let the professor notice how late i am..”
I entered the seperate building, speeding around a corner while trying to fumble out my phone from my pocket.
Not realizing where I was going, I bumped into something hard, falling back while desperately trying to save the panipuri’s.
I heard papers scatter around the floor as I felt someones arm wrap around my waist while another one went around my arm, helping me hold the panipuri’s.
I blinked the dizziness from the crash away, looking up to face the person who saved me. I was met with sharp turquoise eyes and soft looking grey strands of hair.
I felt heat rise up to my cheeks as I saw the slightly reddish cheeks and the soft smile on the guys face, staring deeply into my eyes.
Clearing my throat, I got out of his hold, breaking our eye contact in the process. “I’m so sorry about that.” I apologized as he just waved it off.
“It’s no problem at all, Can’t let a cute girl fall to the floor now, can I?” I chuckled awkwardly at his attempt to flirt with me, straightening up my posture.
“Oh I know! Take one of my panipuri’s as an apology for bumping into you, I’m so sorry again about the inconvenience.” I spoke quickly, pressing one of the panipuri’s into his hand and quickly continuing to run to my class.
“I hope we see each other again!” I yelled at him with a soft wave, only getting a chuckle in response.
SYNOPSIS: You are an exchange student from Paris who went to America to learn more about cultural foods. Your dad is a famous chef all around the world and has his restaurant in Paris. One day, you head to class with some Panipuri but you accidentally bump into someone. To apologize you offer him food which he gladly accepts…
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breeding kink alhaitham + gn!afab!reader thoughtz (no title, just reupload from old acc >_o)
alhaitham can be a very jealous, and possessive man when he has to be, it costs a bit to have someone as gorgeous as you being his one and only s/o! he can only pry so many eyes off you, guess he just has to show everyone else that you already belong to someone!
and it's not just that he wants to show others that you're already taken, obviously, he wants to start a family with you at some point! he's seen many of his co-workers bring their babies to work on bring-your-kid-to-work day, and he's seen even some of his friends have children of their own, how strong the genetics really were in them, and honestly he wanted to see how'd your kids look and be like.
like would they have your personality and be a carbon copy of him in terms of looks? would they have his silver hair, and your e/c eyes? or would they have his emerald orbs, and your hair? not just that, but wants to see you pregnant so bad, just likes to imagine himself where he's just caressing you n your belly, just talking to his kid inside your womb, sincerely it warms his heart
gets horny at the thought of you pregnant tho sorry, literally excuses himself to the bathroom multiple times at work to excuse the 'problem' he has down there, and the nudes you've sent, whether they're from before, or you send them now, his mind, his thoughts, they crave to just fuck you 'till dawn, to see your stomach literally bulging with his seed, he's begging on his knees to see that
when one of his co-workers point out he looks like he isn't feeling well, he agrees, so he can clean up, and go home, to his pretty darling waiting for him at home, he's just so.. 'excited' walking home, with a suitcase covering the bulge in his pants, the whole time he's just blushing on the way back to your shared house
doesn't even let you utter a word, just slams you over the kitchen counter and starts taking your undergarments off and unbuckles his belt, and asks you about your day :D, oh but obviously asks if he can.. yk.. stick his yipee in your woohoo (sorry HELP)
"my.. seems like you're already wet for me, no need for me to finger this pretty pussy hmm?"
would be just minutes later that the counter is a mess and the same could be said for his mouth, finally latching off from eating the hell out of you, also while stroking himself cuz he still had that problem from work with him :p
kind of lazily cleans up, and carries you to the bedroom cuz obviously, you both are not done yet~ starts off with 1, maybe 2 fingers into you, and finally lets his cock just sink into you
you ask what's gotten into him, what's with the sudden need to feel himself inside you again? his answer is simple, he wants a family with you, he wants to see how strong both of your genetics would be if you had a child. he wants to see if they'll have his silver hair, or your eyes, your personality, your looks, he wants to see all of it
"hah-- oh god this is what i've been waiting all day for-" alhaitham moans under his breath pinning both yours hands onto the bed frame, while one of your legs are on top of his shoulder, with his cock bullying your hole. all he can think about is what the kid's name should be!!
"oh baby.. do you like the way my cock is just kissing your insides?"
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25. you guys knew??
tw : kys joke
“what the fuck is that kuni?” you blurted in the middle of the play. “who’s… kuni?” kaveh asked you. “he’s a friend i made when i went to liyue’s exchange program. we were really close.” “and that’s him?” “i believe so. unless i’m missing him to the point where i’m hallucinating haha-” “shh!” you and kaveh got shushed by the crowd. “you guys are loud.” al haitham muttered. “huh? what! no, we’re not!” kaveh rebutted. “you guys are on the balcony. so to have the people below us hear you, i’d say you two are loud.” “whatever.”
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al haitham x reader x kaveh
SYNOPSIS kaveh, al haitham and you are close friends and went to the same high school. but after your junior year, you left them and sumeru behind for liyue’s 2 year med school exchange program. now you’re back in sumeru for a class reunion and attending sumeru akademiya.
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NOT THAT INTO YOU! 𓍯 al haitham
ch. 03 closure — [ prev / masterlist / next ]
PREFACE. after one and a half years of pining over a guy who flat out rejected you, you finally decide that maybe it’s time to move on. but the universe must be playing jokes on you right now because he’s suddenly throttled back into your life? or in which al haitham is back in your dms which is a lot of nerve coming from a guy who suddenly disappeared on you over a year ago!
FEATURING. linguistics major! al haitham x polsci major! reader
TAGLIST. send an ask / message if you wish to be added (bold can’t be tagged) @moroneur @letthewindlead @kissingkzuha @danhenglovebot @rifran @kunikuzushisbeloved @vernith @terricula @osargi @xiaossocksniffer @jadelynnrr @0kiwasald0 @chwesite @starryeyedkoko
AUTHOR’S NOTE. please tell me y/n is so valid for this because i’m js literally taking inspo from myself 😭 i’d be so mad but u best believe i’d reply the moment he texts me but get mad again when i don’t hear the explanation i want. IT’S HOW I COPE !!! i know i said i’m giving y/n a backbone but … that’s in later chapters BUT YOU’LL GET A BACKBONE DON’T WORRY.
anyway,, my inbox is always open for your thoughts on the au!!! your perceptions about how the story’s going would be great and let’s discuss what u think about al haitham’s reasons for ghosting y/n 💖
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0006 — Betrayal.
Prev || Master || Next
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Sorry this took so long my life kinda got a bit crazy
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ONCE AGAIN, I AM AWARE HALF OF THEM ARE FLAT.
featuring. alhaitham, scaramouche/wanderer, kaveh, dottore, xiao
author drivel. look at me go, i finally made the 2nd part after what.. 4/5 months? (typical me behaviour ngl). reason it's so belated is cuz the app i make these things in got messed up and the pfps all disappeared and for a long time i couldn’t be asked to fix it lmao🗿
KAVEH HAS BEEN FIXED NOW, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
contents. lots of crack, not nsfw, but it can get pretty suggestive lmao
✤ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐫𝐱𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟐
𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰𝐨
al haitham
I'M FUCKING FINALLY NOT LYING THROUGH MY TEETH WHEN I WRITE THIS SHIT LETS GO
scaramouche
this man(let) is like a victorian man when it comes to anything more than sitting next to each other and you can’t convince me otherwise.
kaveh
to explain the nickname: kaveh -> sounds like coffee -> coffee beans
dottore
the dottores "own(ed)" one phone between the bunch of them, despite it originally being omega's. y/n is just kinda like the communal s/o in a way. also, omega will use ~ over my dead body.
xiao
the image used there is some beta art of xiao where he's got a vacuumed seal shirt for some reason (even more so than normal)
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Kaveh seems a little jealous... 🤔
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PANIPURI ACCIDENT ! —> III. bro got too many bitches
a genshin smau | al-haitham x fem!reader
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SYNOPSIS: You are an exchange student from Paris who went to America to learn more about cultural foods. Your dad is a famous chef all around the world and has his restaurant in Paris. One day, you head to class with some Panipuri but you accidentally bump into someone. To apologize you offer him food which he gladly accepts…
panipuri; fried puff-pastry balls filled with spiced mashed potato, spiced water, and tamarind juice
TAGLIST: @sukunasrealgf @kitsuvil @themusingsofmany @ceylestia @artemfication @lunastarjay @greenfurret @cooki-anna @baelloraa @elsyyie @court-jester-stuff @phoenix-karma @wonderland-fan @arraxthatsonjah @demetria-yuki @cocaine-milkshake-666
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|Telling them you want a dog|
Genshin Men x Gn!Reader
Description: You tell him that you want a dog, little did they know, you already adopted one. How do they react?
Characters: Diluc, Childe, Kaveh, Alhaitham
Genre: Romance, humour (idk if it's funny, mainly crack humour), smau, modern au
Warnings: Extremely cute doggo (let me know if there are any I should add)
A/N: OK OK, IT'S BEEN A WHILE (._.) I might make more smau's in the future though, especially if this one does well. I was supposed to put Zhongli but I exceeded the maximum amount of pictures 😔 I might just make a part two and put him there. Enjoy!!!
DILUC:
CHILDE:
KAVEH:
ALHAITHAM:
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