#alex is giving you content

[foreveryrsalex]

A leyendecker style Hamilton that I won’t finish : )

#alexander hamilton #amrev #hamilton #historical alexander hamilton #american revolution #drawing #alexanderhamilton #art #alex is giving you content

[ineffablecollision]

Taskmaster US - Alex's Ad Break Interstitials

#there's one more where the shed door closes on reggie and opens on him but that one's boring so have the rest! #giffing tm us because no one wants to watch that (for good reason!) #but i can at least give you the alex content you deserve :) #alex horne #taskmaster #taskmaster us #tm #tm us #also the billiard ones 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ #all that jazz

[lewdo]

#@ f1 give me the content now!!! #what’s got them giggling like that #they will always be rookies in my heart what do you mean it’s their 5th year #george russell #gr #lando norris #ln #alex albon #aa #f1 #formula 1

[jasontoddssuper]

Y'all truly are physically incapable of being normal about disliking a female character huh.It's never 'She's not my type' or 'I don't care for her story',nah,she's always bringing the end of feminism by just existing as anything but a pick me or she's ugly and therefore worthless or she's a stupid bitch who's stealing your fave's man.The fuck do you think this is?The Game of Thrones fandom?

#widely hated female characters GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU AND GIVE YOU GOOD CONTENT #sakura haruno #hinata hyuga #uraraka ochako #momo yaoyorozu #jirou kyouka #mina ashido #fuyumi todoroki #rei todoroki #rumi usagiyama #orihime inoue #momo hinamori #luz noceda #amity blight #willow park #camila noceda #rachel elizabeth dare #piper mclean #sadie kane #alex fierro #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #selina kyle #talia al-ghul #koriand'r #lois lane #cassie sandsmark #rose wilson #letters from summer #pop post 🌟

[meg-noel-art]

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week Everyone!! It is thanks to many fictional and non fictional lesbians that I came out myself over six years ago now :)) I love lesbians, wlw, sapphic woman lovers - Celebrate and prop them up this week! It’s Lesbians’ Birthday!

I draw many of them every day and I share my favorite with you all again in illustrious celebration for the week!

#as you can see my highest honor is to give a character the designation of lesbian #HSFDGLDHFGL #pls enjoy this wlw content #if u fight about it in my comments i hit you with a pillow #lesbian visibility week #ocs #fanart #my art #life is strange true colors #chenrich #steph gingrich #alex is a biseggsual but i like the kiss art #samantha adams #lucy edevane #horizon forbidden west #alva #aloy #petra #talanah khane padish #talanah is in her comphet era i asked her #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #something something there's a she wolf in the closet

[northern-passage]

Are you able to talk about how you're going to approach Lea's character arc on the rival reassignment route?

Will it be a case of variances versus outher routes, flavour text, Lea going off with other companions at certain points in place of the Hunter?

I ask because admittedly I thought this is content we would not see on their route. Much like how certain choices can lock us out of a romance, I figured the same would apply for non-romance content.

Although typing that, in that scenario I guess if the player played their cards right, they could end up in a situation where the companions are just dropping one-liners like it's a post-story Bioware game.

That would make the Hunter a very lonely, lonely person. Eh, moreso than they currently are given everything.

yeah for the most part the scenes are just going to be different, but the same information will be relayed to the player.

you can potentially miss out on some scenes if you piss Lea off too much, or any of the companions for that matter; there are scenes in the second half of ch2 with Noel, for instance, that can make him very angry with you and will change the way that scene goes, and if you've been romancing him you'll miss out on a potential romantic scene since he'll cut the conversation short. same with Merry. Clementine is the only one exempt from this in ch2 because i don't give you the option to be mean to them 😇 but their scenes will differ whether or not they got hurt or if you traded them or not, etc.

with Lea, the structure of the scene and the dialogue choices will change, depending on your relationship, as well as how they respond to the dialogue depending on whether or not you agreed to talk to them later, or if you reaffirmed your partnership, if you yelled at them or let them down gently...

choices in one scene if you're "rivals":

choice 1: "I wanted a clean break." choice 2: "…I don't know." choice 3: "I think I just wanted to hurt you." choice 4: "I had to do something!"

versus the same scene and choices as "partners":

choice 1: "I don't know." choice 2: "I thought I could just ignore it..." choice 3: "I was scared." choice 4: "I don't trust you, Lea."

and, again, the exchange leading up to these choices is also different, mainly the tone and attitude of Lea, though the same information is exchanged. and there's a whole other set of scenes for if Lea is injured by Duncan that vary in the same way.

if you want to see it in action i would point you over to my other work, blood choke, which is farther along relationship-wise than tnp and has a significant amount of branching depending on how you treat the characters.

(hopefully this also sheds some light on why this shit is taking me so long to write 💀 lmfao)

there are going to be points of no return with the companions, you can potentially be locked out of Clem's and Lea's romance routes already, and if you're rivalry crosses the line into actively hostile, the companions will respond likewise. i wouldn't say it locks you out of their story arc, but it will change it, if that makes sense.

#basically. there is A Lot Going On #i dont want to punish the player for exploring the game as an asshole #if i didnt want that then i wouldnt give you the option #the characters might punish you. but im not going to just give you Less Content because you made certain choices that EYE offered #idk read that article i posted by alex freed mfnskgj #ask #anonymous #technical stuff #i think that's my tag...

[piovascosimo]

Your drummer, Dave Rowntree, and bassist, Alex James,do they have a say in Blur?

Of course. But Blur is above all Graham and me. Careful, I do not want to minimize their role within the band, but they have lives outside. Alex has five children, he makes cheese, writes columns in the press, organizes a festival. Dave has a degree in astronomy, he knows how to fly a plane, he had political responsibilities within Labour, he could even be elected to Parliament one day. Me, I only composed and wrote songs!

Damon interview with Paris Match, July 2023 (x)

#blur #damon albarn #graham coxon #alex james #dave rowntree #graham and damon #paris match #thank you to #damon albarn unofficial for giving us so much content #this is such an interesting interview. go read it! #i love alex and dave and i think they are essential to blur #but yeah #the only reason why this is still happening is his relationship #with graham #even alex and dave know it

[theotherrichardpapen]

letter to his father - franz kafka // origin story, sink - desiree dallagiacomo // the autobiography of my mother - jamaica kincaid // caged: memoirs of a cage-fighting poet - cameron conaway

#you know you're in trouble when the painting of saturn devouring his son by francisco de goya almost makes it on here 🤡 #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #alex forbes #sad to admit i have been neglecting my (other) boy in my content lately #most of the time alex only really features in posts that are about him and nigel together #and if every there was a subject i'd be making a post about for alex it would ofc be about him and his daddy issues #i think it's because strangely enough nigel is easier to get a handle on in terms of character introspection #but that's probably down to the fact that regardless of whether you believe the narrative alex gives about who nigel was #we at least DO get a more solidly constructed idea of his character (yes even if it is the version of him put forth by alex #designed to paint himself as the victim) #alex on the other hand? gohd damn walking rorschach pattern ink blot test of a character #like *holding him up by the scruff of his neck* what does this character look like #you could have interpretations for this guy out the wazoo and it'll probably be wildly different from the person standing next to you #but one think i can say with certainty is this guy has a complicated relationship with his father #i don't think he hates him. but i do think there's a lot of resentment there too #that quote from ladybird where she asks her mother if she likes her and the mother says of course she loves her #and ladybird asks but do you like me? and the mother just responds that she wants whats best for her #to which ladybird says what if this is the best version of me #or something #that's them #to me at least #i suppose that's why alex was as drawn to nigel as he was #yes nigel was also spouting on about predetermined destinies foretold by fate and whatnot #but the fundamental difference is that nigel leaves all the power to achieve that in alex's hands #the only thing he ever really asks of him is for alex to embrace his inner most desires. no matter how dark or twisted they may be #alex's father is there telling him that a better version of himself exists if only alex could live up to expectations #nigel is there telling him that a better version of himself exists if only alex could forgo expectations of himself entirely #if that makes sense 🤡

[highlifeboat]

I'm kinda curious, what your opinion going to be on Alex Wesker. Because she's kinda like Annette, if she was evil :p

Damn that is the same woman in a bitchier font.

Why does she look like she would call me the f slur

#YOU KNOW WHAT HER VIBE IS?? idk if youve ever watched brandon roger's content #but he has a character called Bryce Tankthrust that's a company CEO #Alex is giving the exact same vibe as Bryce #asks #horror lady00

[aeipathcy]

@shadyinfo * ✭ ❪ liked for a starter┊☓ ❫

It had been so long since she last saw any sight of the boy of her dreams. Wait, did she really just think that?! Well, maybe she was more in love with him than she thought she was. As much as the auburn-haired girl believed that distance did make the heart grow fonder, she certainly hadn't realized how bad the note they parted on was. What kind of idiot leaves on a note like a hypothetical rejection?! If she lost him for good because of that, it was her own, deserved, karma! She deserved every bit of moping and crippling loneliness that she had experienced lately!

As if the gods above pitied her for being miserable for so long, the crowd of students in front of her parted to give her a glimpse of a back she could never mistake for someone else. Could it really be? Before she could even talk herself out of her own desperation and need for this person to be the guy she liked, Reanne found herself pushing through the crowd, hoping to catch up to him. Paying no mind to the angered voices cussing her out for her pushiness, the girl forced her way past the mob of people, nearly stumbling over her own feet as she broke into a sprint.

She could barely hear the sound of her rushing footsteps as her pulse pounded in her ears, her breaths heavy and lungs gasping for air as her run finally ended with her colliding into Alex's back like the good old days. The familiar curvature of his spine where she'd rest her forehead and the way her arms easily slipped around his waist to give him the tight hug she always did made her lose every bit of composure. The emotions were welling up and she couldn't stop herself from getting lost in how relieved she was to be reunited.

❝ I-I really missed you, you know! ❞ Reanne hiccuped as tears fell from her eyes and her arms squeezed him tighter. Honestly, it took almost everything to keep herself from breaking into outright sobbing right then and there, but to find herself so utterly moved to see him again—well, she didn't know why exactly with her emotions making zero sense to her as always—but she was so, so very glad to have her treasured person back. She wouldn't dare let him go ever again! She promised herself that much for sure.

❝ I really thought you left forever—that I totally screwed up and you hated me and you decided you'd never talk to me again because of my stupid impulsivity and my reply to— ❞ Reanne couldn't bring herself to remind him of the fact she had implied she'd reject a confession from him if it were real. Although she still didn't have the courage to say 'yes', she didn't ever want to say 'no' to him again for that specific question.

#* ✭ ❪❪ reanne ↠ in character ❫. #alex┊ѕнα∂уιиfσ ✭ * #* ✭ ❪ вeιɴɢ wιтн yoυ ιѕ lιĸe lιvιɴɢ ιɴ α ғαιry тαle┊❛ 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 ✖ 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐱 ❜ ❫ #shadyinfo #;; my bestie I'm crying bc I can write with you again TTOTT #;; let me give us content for one of the octps

[foreveryrsalex]

‘To Capture Beauty.’

This artwork is inspired by Daniel Gerhartz’s piece, To Capture Beauty.

#alexander hamilton #amrev #hamilton #historical alexander hamilton #alexanderhamilton #art #lams #alex is giving you content #gays #john laurens #fanart #historical alexander hamilton fanart #historicaljohnlaurens #my art lmao #historical john laurens #historicallams #historical hamilton

[ofgentleresolve-a]

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#cull the shame ( aka ferre talks. ) #i made a simp board on Pinterest for patrick #i think the caption is quite wonderful….SHSISIDJ #but also for the next week or two!! im gonna be trying out the queue #so most ic content like threads and ask memes will be in the queue #i have it set to go in the wee hours of the day #anything else like memes hcs writing and dash commentary?? #I’ll post when I’m around….bc that’s how I get my daily dose of attention DHDJDJDJ #but thank you to both Alex and lex for giving me such good insight on how to use the queue….. #hopefully this works out…..bc I want it to 🥺

[lewisvinga]

get his ass ! | lando norris/the grid x fem! reader

summary: y/n was loved among the grid, quickly gaining the title of ‘the mother of the grid’ due to her motherly nature. but when a famous football player says he’d like to take her on a date in an interview, the boys are quick to defend her.

fc; maria isabel

warnings; kinda suggestive pics , curse words

notes; requested! this came later than expected lol, been super tired after a long road trip and was out all day w poor connection😩🥲 don’t mind my lil football reference 🤭🤭 also second pic of the interview was meant to say pretty at the end but it was called off lol😞

masterlist !

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yourusername: pov: single mother after a day full of chasing and taking care of her 5 grown children on the paddock

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username: MOTHER IS BACK ON THE PADDOCK

username: i want u fr

landonorris: ‘single mother’ who am i then?😕

yourusername: a grown child who asks me to ‘pretty please’ wipe the grease off of his pizza😁

landonorris: it was disgustingly greasy…🤢

username: LMFAOOAOAO

username: a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids

yourusername: they get on my nerves all the time but i love my grown children 💓

logansargeant: sorry mom

yourusername: you and osc are an exception

alex_albon: oh, wow!

oscarpiastri: 😁

georgerussell63: you trying to say something, y/n….

yourusername: yeah give me carmen

carmenmmundt: i agree!

georgerussell63: wait-

username: you need to open a youtube channel!

username: your fit on the paddock ate today 😩

username: the picture of alex and logan w the snake 😭😭😭😭

username: can always count on y/n for content

yourusername posted to their story!

[caption 1; baby’s nap time 😴] [caption 2; taking my sons out for lunch 🫶🫶] [caption 3; my new child, surprise! it’s a boy!💙]

Jude Bellingham answers your fan questions!

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landonorris: all mine.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: lando norris…. i thought you’d post this on your jpg account…

landonorris: nope😁

yourusername: could’ve been worse thank u

yourusername: all yours. forever. 🫶

landonorris: always.

username: so y’all saw jude’s interview too…

username: caption was 100% aimed a jude

alex_albon: can i tag him pls

yourusername: no.

landonorris: yes!

yourusername: no or i won’t take you to get kbbq tmrw

alex_albon: sorry lando

username: alex’s comment😭

username: oh wow

username: the 2nd, 4th, n last pic🥴🥴🥴🥴

username: their relationship isn’t a want it’s a NEED

logansargeant: oh!

yourusername: look away pls😞😔

landonorris: no keep looking so you and every other athlete knows she’s mine 😁

username: jealous lando omg 😵‍💫😵‍💫

maxverstappen1: take that tap in merchant!

carlossainz55: yeah and he won against you guys! put some respect on his name 🙄

yourusername: my football rivalry sons…

landonorris: no i agree w max

username: not the culers and merengues of f1 fighting 😭😭

georgerussell63: my eyes!😰😰😰😰

georgerussell63: but that serves him right! y/n is a taken lady!

username: red is HER color, no one can wear read

username: the fit is everything 😍😍

username: need someone to recreate the last pic w 😖😖😣😣

oscarpiastri: i really had to stop lando from posting more exposing pictures, you’re welcome btw mother

landonorris: i had plenty of other ones to choose from…

yourusername: thank u osc😭

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[uglyducklingofthe2000s]

I Got You Babe - LN

Request from @tommienoir - lando takes reader with him to karting in bahrain. She watches from the stands as he films with the 2019 rookies. He's tired (inspired by the clip where he looks really sleepy as he watches oscar kart) and reader notices and goes to him to ask if he wants to leave. Reader run her hands through his curls and he gives her a loopy smile. But eventually they leave and lando falls asleep on her lap on the way to the hotel (cue cute fluff)

PS I know what clip you mean, but I like the gif of all three drivers so I wanted to use it for the image.

Also it's short, but I hope that's ok.

Y/n is like anyone else who is a fan of F1, she looks the 2019 rookies content. But recreating a karting race, y/n is rooting for them.

They spends quite a while bickering about qualifying before finally getting on with the race.

It's fairly obvious who is playing into the entertainment (Alex), who is there to just win not caring about entertainment (George) and who has the worst engine (Lando).

The race itself has everyone laughing as they watch from the sidelines. George's engine does him the favour, but Lando and Alex lose interest in playing fair with their disadvantage and begin cutting entire parts of the track only adding to the entertainment.

Lando gets the win and points at y/n shouting "this win is for you baby". Y/n just laughs shaking her head before they begin to bicker about who actually won with George calling for penalties.

Lando is generally the quiet one when it comes to the three rookies. Maybe because he's the youngest, or just because that's how he is. But when Alex and George begin to bicker about George's engine, Lando gives up and moves over to y/n.

"It's going to be a late one." Lando mumbles earning a smile from the young woman.

"Yeah, it's looking that way, isn't it?" Y/n smiles before she kisses him softly. "Are you ok?"

"Yeah...when Alex went over the gravel it kicked a rock up and hit my neck." Lando mumbles making her frown before almost aggressively pushing his head to expose his neck.

"Lando...that looks sore." Y/n grimaces then sighing softly while he hums wringing his nose a little bit.

He's eventually called back over to them, giving her a quick kiss before he takes off and y/n sighs feeling like there's something off with the man. He just seems...off and like he's not really in the mood to be here.

They finish up and Lando ends up moving to watch the McLaren team in their bonding karting session with Oscar. Y/n sighs as she moved quickly to jog over to the post that Lando has perched himself on.

"Hey, baby." Y/n smiles handing him his water bottle. "Are you-Oh-"

Lando places the bottle down and pulls her close and nuzzling his face into her tummy through her top.

"Baby?" Y/n frowns running her hand through his hair.

"I'm so fucking tired." Lando groans earning a small smile before she laughs and continues playing with his hair. "I'm not leaving till the team wrap up."

"I think they wouldn't mind if you wanted to leave early. They've seen you." Y/n tries since Lando is never really like this. His mood can shift sometimes but never because he's so tired that he just feels it like this. "Come on, there's no point in getting all caught up in it. Let's get you to the hotel."

Lando sighs but nods and follows her from the perch, heading to the team that isn't out on track. They exchange goodbyes and Lando tells everyone to enjoy the rest of the evening before they head off.

There's someone else driving them so Lando takes the opportunity of lying his head in y/n's lap as they drive. Her hand automatically goes to his head her gaze mesmerised by watching herself play with his curly strands of hair.

When he relaxes down against her, she smiles knowing he's without a doubt fallen asleep on top of her. Especially with the sensation of his hair being played with. She might as well have just pressed an off button on him.

Y/n sighs looking at him for a moment as they pull up. As much as she'd love to have his ability to just pick him up and carry him like he does with her when she falls asleep, she can't.

"Lando, baby. We're at the hotel." She states moving her hand to rub his arm a little thankfully stirring him and successfully waking him up from his sleep.

She does manage to drag him from the car, thanking the driver and any time that they stop, like waiting for the lift and waiting for her to open the door. Lando is leaning on her from behind, nuzzling his face into her neck at any opportunity before she finally guides him to sit down on the bed.

"Alright, rockstar. Let's get you ready for bed." Y/n smiles placing her palm on his forehead when he goes to lean forward and nuzzling into her stomach again, instead pushing him back so he's lying on the bed with only his legs hanging off of the bed as she reaches her hands to undo his jeans.

"Well I'm awake now." Lando states with a small but still very tired smirk.

"Perv."

"You're the one undressing me."

"Yeah, and you're the one too tired to actually get excited about it." Y/n laughs finally getting his jeans off with a couple yanks then sitting him up and pulling his t-shirt off. "Alright, just need to brush your teeth and then we can curl up...you can go to sleep. I' going to find something to binge watch for a bit."

"Not tired?" Lando frowns looking almost confused as to how she's not tired.

"Not yet. But I wasn't karting and bickering with other people." Y/n laughs then moving to kiss him lightly. "Come on, stinky."

"Stinky?" Lando snorts as she turns for him to follow only for her to have her ass slapped.

"Ah, Lando." Y/n giggles making a grab for both his hands to prevent any further smacks.

"We'll have a quick shower since I'm so stinky."

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[leclercdream]

maroon

✮⋆˙ when carlos breaks reader’s heart, lando is ready to mend it

✮⋆˙ ex!carlos sainz x singer!reader | bestfriend!lando norris x singer!reader

✮⋆˙ warnings: cheating, alcohol consumption, carlos is an asshole

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yourusername

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yourusername: the lips i used to call home

maroon is yours now x

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landonorris: tattooing maroon on my arm rn

↳ yourusername: ah i love having a fan

↳ landonorris: im proud of you

↳ yourusername: i love you with my whole broken heart

user1: so mom and dad are really over uh

user2: THE HEARTBREAK

user3: the marks they saw on my collarbone the rust that grew between telephones 😭😭😭😭 WHYYYY

lilymhe: yn WHY would you even write the fucking legacy lyric. i’m about to break up with alex so i can sign this properly

↳ alex_albon: excuse me?

↳ alex_albon: well maybe we could take a 3:39 break to sing it tbh

↳ yourusername: please DONT <3

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f1gossip

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f1gossip: Carlos Sainz spotted in a Melbourne club with model Rebecca Donaldson after just three weeks of breakup with singer and wag of 3 years yourusername. Not only that, but if you scroll down on our page you can find that this girl is the same that was on a yacht with Carlos about two months ago 👀

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user1: so he really did cheat uh

user2: after 3 years i was waiting for a ring, not this :(

user3: not bffname liking this lol pls

↳ bffname: i mean if he cheats he should at least be held accountable

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↳ user3: LANDO?!!!!

user4: yourusername just ruined carlando forever

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f1gossip

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f1gossip: this ex couple won’t stop giving us content! Carlos Sainz and ex girlfriend yourusername seen outside a cafe arguing. Apparently he left her there crying by herself :(

According to one of our sources she was crying because of the alleged cheating from his part, and he was being insensitive about her feelings. The worst part for us? he blamed her music and touring for the downfall of the relationship 😳

tagged: carlossainz55 yourusername

user1: is he INSANE?

user2: damn who does he think he is 💀

user3: she deserved it tbh

user4: maroon hits different after this

user5: so he can says he cheated bc she was on tour but she never did even though he is always around the globe driving?

↳ user6: please and she was always with him at every gp, even arranging tour dates so they could be together 😭

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yourusername ig stories

replies:

landonorris: damn

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lilymhe: tell me that’s song lyrics PLEASE

↳ yourusername: hehe 😈

part 2 coming soon x

sorry if there are mistakes english is not my first language

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[httpsserene]

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 “𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤”𝐞𝐝 - 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main. 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned. 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.

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yninstagram • february 28th

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oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐 yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)

lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/

landonorris: he’s such a simp landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱 yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend

logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L

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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑

liked by, oscarpiastri, mclaren, logansargeant, markwebber, and 1,223,458 others

yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)

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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)

➥ user thx for sharing the photo

➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON

yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)

➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq

➥ user wait for me!

➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy

yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)

➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl

➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??

user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤

user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!

➥ user u were flirting with death babes

➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post

➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾

yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)

➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE

➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n

➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan

➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri

➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH

yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)

➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public

➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE

➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user

➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig

➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x

➥ oscarpiastri what she said^

➥ landonorris :o -> :(

yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)

➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭

➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable

➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded

➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol

➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much

➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏

➥ user and she’s back on her bs

yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)

➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?

➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial

oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑

liked by yninstagram, danielricciardo, logansargeant, landonorris, and 1,478,539 others

oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.

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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹

➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess

➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric

➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late

➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt

user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT

➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡

➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors

➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt

user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE

logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr

➥ user LOL

➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous

➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!

➥ user 💀

➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO

➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂

➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny

➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something

➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user

➥ user yeah man u didn’t have to bring that up 😒

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