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potatoetree · 5 months

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Scar: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?

Pearl: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

Scar: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Scar: And atoms never touch each other.

Scar: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Pearl: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Mumbo: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Impulse: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Pearl: Watcha got there..?

Grian: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Mumbo: Can I have some water?

Grian: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Grian: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Grian: *spills water all over themself*

Grian, coughing: I don't have any water.

Impulse: Father, I have sinned.

Scar: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

Impulse: I'm cold.

Scar: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Mumbo: I'm cold.

Grian: I can't control the weather, Mumbo.

Scar: A sprite is anything not static.

Mumbo: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Grian: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Grian: You god damn geekass bastards.

Scar: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Scar: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Scar: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Pearl: Am I going to far?

Mumbo: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Pearl: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Impulse, rushing in: Pearl! Scar tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Scar: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

Impulse: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Grian: Well Mumbo and I-

Mumbo: *elbows Grian*

Grian: ...wouldn't know.

Grian: Let’s write Scar a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

Scar: You’re giving me a sticker?

Impulse: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Scar: I’m not a preschooler.

Impulse: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Scar: I earned this, back off!

Grian: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Mumbo: ... Your what?

Grian: My friends.

Impulse: Are they saying “friends”?

Pearl: I think they're being sarcastic.

Scar: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Grian! All of your friends are in this room.

Grian: Scar, what do you have?

Scar: A KNIFE!

Grian: Okay, have fu-

Mumbo: NO!

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #incorrect-quote-generator #grian #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #boatem #impulsesv #pearlescentmoon #goodtimeswithscar

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genshinlover101 · 2 years

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hello! could i request lisa, ningguang, yae miko, beidou, and ei x reader but their realities are switched? they're in the real world and reader is a character in genshin impact. would they pull for reader? reaction to reader's teaser/trailer, ect. i hope this isn't too much hope you have a great day :D

Would She pull for You if You Were a Character?

(Irl!AU Roles Reversed)

Characters: Lisa, Ningguang, Yae Miko, Beidou, Raiden Shogun x gn!reader

Warnings: None

A/n: You guys already know I’m a pure sucker for Irl AUs <3 this one in particular I feel is a really interesting headcanon just cause my sole reason to pull for characters aren’t because their kits or anything but cause I think they’re pretty

• Lisa is the lazy type, she doesn’t speed run events or farm for chests. She lets her primogems pill up until she finds a specific cutie that catches her eye. However whenever a cutie is released, she goes crazy for them, prefarming and everything for their materials.

• Your character in particular was teased many months prior to your release date. Just your character design awkwardly t-posing without animations was all she needed for Lisa to know who she was pulling for next. From that point on, she wouldn’t pull for any character/weapon unless it was you.

It was three minutes until the previous banner disappeared and yours would make an appearance. Lisa had exactly nine ten pulls, just enough to pull you, but not enough if she happened to lose the 50/50. She was relaxed in her chair however, her head resting in the palm of her hand which was balanced on her wooden desk. Not a sign of anxiety, she was determined that you two were fate, you were bound to belong to her.

Two minutes left until your banner was released, she licked her lips as she looked at your teasers from Twitter on her phone. She practically had hearts in her eyes, as she prepared herself. She found herself analyzing every detail of your character on your official character art until the banner switched.

She wasted no time pressing the 10 pull option, she was confident that she didn’t even need all 90 of her wishes. Her eyes illuminated as the blue color of the screen faded from a purple color for a split second to a golden arch. “Fufufu~” she let out. She knew it was fate.

Just three left clicks of her mouse was all it took to see you appear in a 2D form, she just had to take a picture to flex on Jean. She spammed through the other seven wishes, spiraling around your character as she looked at your 3D model that was already placed in her empty party.

She had waited three long months for your character, excited to scroll through your friendship level one voice lines, even the smooth animations that you did whenever you completed an attack combo. Her love for Genshin was reestablished as she farmed for your artifact set for the next three months.

btw she def took your character to that ladder spot in Mondstadt where the characters walk up it slowly to the beat of that tiktok, iykyk. She just couldn’t control herself.

• Ningguang is that stinky rich girl everyone was jealous of. Everyone thought she was daddy’s money but in reality, she just invested her money wisely. That meant you better believe she’s a Giga whale. Genshin is just a hobby for her however, she would only really play every once in a while.

• That was until she saw a teaser of the newest character on Twitter. She’s never felt so hyped for a character, she was less invested in your playstyle and kit and more in your character design. Yes, your abilities were a perk, but she was focused on many different assets.

Ningguang sighed as she stared at her grand total of 11 accumulated wishes. Knowing her luck in gacha games she knew she wouldn’t be able to pull you with that small amount. Because of this, she tapped her heavy, thick, black express card on her glass desk anxiously, tucking a strand of hair behind her ears as she crossed her legs.

She bit her lip while she stared at your banner, even if the gods didn’t want you two to be united she would fight against all odds with all her copious amounts of money. With a single click of her mouse, she pulled her ten pull, the star unsurprisingly gleaming purple. She grunted “Just my luck,” before skipping her rewards and immediately going to the shop.

Buying just enough for 80 pulls, she took a deep breath. She would go insane if she had lost the 50/50, preparing for such a circumstance nonetheless. Her eyes rolled all the way back in her skull as she spent each wish to no avail. It really made her hit hard pity as she groaned once again.

The gold star not even phasing her as she was severely disappointed that it felt like she was getting scammed by Hoyoverse. When your player card appeared in bright colors she was practically ripping her golden-hued hair out, secretly hoping if anything that she would have left over wishes for a single constellation.

Regardless she spent the next hour smirking at your 3D model in satisfaction. Watching your idle animations and your voice lines. Getting ultimate satisfaction as she clicked ‘e’ to watch your abilities. It wasn’t long till she found herself staring at your weapon banner, thinking about topping up again just because. “It would look quite weird to put a four-star weapon on a five-star wouldn’t it hmm,” she mumbled to herself while she pictured you wielding a weapon that perfectly fit your aesthetic.

• Yae Miko was interested in everything about the game. She rolled for whoever was cute, beneficial for her team, or just cause she liked seeing big numbers. Whenever Hoyoverse made their characters cute, strong, and interesting, that was a win-win in her book.

• When your character was released, whether you were meant to be a DPS, support, or healer, she was determined to pull for you. Impressing others, big numbers, her financial situation, nothing mattered anymore. Your character design alone was enough to entice her to pull for you.

Since your banner was teased three months prior to your actual run, she made sure she had an adequate amount of wishes for at least one copy of you. She had prepped for months, regardless of who gets a rerun or who was announced within the time that it took for you to release. She had exactly 180 wishes, ready for that small chance that she was super unlucky and hit hard pity and lose the 50/50 simultaneously.

Her sharp nails tapped against the desk in stress, with her saved wishes and scheming she was confident that you’d be finally hers. It was the matter of how many copies she could pull of you, if you were both strong at C1 and cute it would mean the world to her.

She took a deep breath, as she clicked the 10 pull option. The wishing session began, she even had your theme music playing in the background. She firmly believed in manifestation, even going to an area on the map that meant significant importance to your character. Lastly, she had her fourth spot open just for you to auto-join her party, the other three members were characters that you interact with frequently.

All of these rituals would create the perfect conditions for you to come home to mama. To no surprise however, her first 50 wishes were to no avail, only pulling copies of the four-stars and occasional weapons. When she finally hit soft pity she began getting anxious. “Don’t be difficult with me little one,” she mumbled. Biting her lips she clenched her legs together in anticipation.

She must’ve been at least 70 wishes in to pull at least one copy of you. She had to take a breather before going after constellations, spiraling the screen around your avatar. She admired your hit animations, your elemental skills, and your voice lines. She’d probably even take you to a hilichurl camp at level one just to get one shot on accident in a world level eight with no hope and less than 500 hp.

• Beidou isn’t rich or anything, but she is definitely a whale. She plays Genshin like it’s a new pokemon game, she has to collect them all or she doesn’t feel complete. She might even stream her pulls on twitch for all three of her loyal viewers, Ningguang, Kazuha, and Xinyan.

• Beidou hadn’t been genuinely excited for a character in a while. But when your kit was released, your talent scaling, your constellations, she just had to C6 R5 you. She doesn’t make the rules, it was already determined the moment you released she’d drop 800 on the game.

Beidou focused as she proceeded to purchase $500 worth of genesis crystals. Unless she was extremely lucky, it wouldn’t be enough to C6 R5 you. She wanted at least all of your constellations, and if lucky two refinements of your signature weapon. She smiled at her webcam as she prepared herself by going to her lucky corner of the map.

She had pulled all her characters in one specific spot, strategies were nothing without a little bit of preparation and rituals. Her viewership consistied of Ningguang spamming in the chat about how ridiculously stupid and financially incompetent she was, Kazhua praying for her, and Xinyan gassing her up. As Beidou smirked at Ningguang’s rage she pulled up the wishing screen. “Watch this sugar plum,” she said as calmly and collected as possible.

She clapped her hands together once before shouting “Okay!” as a bead of sweat dripped down her forehead from the combination of nerves and humidity. She gripped her mouse in determination like it was some scene from the movies, ready to speed run through all the wishes.

It didn’t take long for her to blast through 100 wishes by pressing the skip button. Maybe if she continued another minute or two for another 100 she would be counting down her luck as she continued to hit soft pity. Regardless of if she took you up to C6 or not she at least had one copy. Switching her agenda towards the weapon banner.

She prayed for herself, genuinely hoping she would not have to top up again, financial stability wasn’t a problem for her. It was just the teasing Ningguang in her chat that she’d have to deal with the next month if she didn’t hit her goals. Whatever the case was she exited the wishing screen, admiring your character’s idle animations before she continued to wish. “Look at this beauty eh?” she bragged with a big smile.

• Ei probably plays Genshin because Miko forced her to. She doesn’t really have any real passion for video games, let alone Genshin Impact. Because of this, she doesn’t really farm for any primogems, wishing whenever she gets exactly 160 because she lacks the patience.

• Ei probably pulled you on accident, she was unintentionally building pity throughout the many banners only for yours to land exactly on the 90 wish hard pity mark. Miko saw how beneficial you’d be on Ei’s team so she forced her to build you. It wasn’t until she realized how cool your character was that she actually began caring for the game.

Ei sat up in her bed lazily as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes, a scowl on her face when she received a text message from her dearest friend Yae Miko to hop on Genshin Impact. Such a tedious game she felt, how pointless to farm this digital form of currency. Nonetheless, Ei searched for the Paimon insignia application on her phone, accepting the unusually fast world join request from her friend Miko.

Rolling her eyes deeply as she immediately hounded Ei to complete her commissions, even forcing her to turn them in for rewards to that strange Katheryne lady. Once she had seen that she collected exactly 160 of the star currency she ignored all of Miko’s petty teasings. Not hesitating to click on the limited banner and spend the single wish.

A single blue light shined on her screen, quickly turning a golden hue. “Huh?” She mumbled to herself, she’d pulled five stars before, but didn’t care much. Miko probably cared more now that she thought about it. It didn’t take her long before she changed her second party member, your character popping out of the blue.

Miko wasted no time facetiming Ei, only to receive her cold-hearted ignorance and a swipe up to ignore the buzzing notification. Ei didn’t understand the commotion, but she supposed your character was kind of cool. When your splash art flashed on her screen she would be in lying if she said her heart didn’t pound in momentary excitement.

Miko kept spamming her with calls, texts alike, in-game trying to explain the hype of what exactly she had just pulled. Upon hearing the confirmation that she needed from Miko, she used all the on-hand materials she had to level you up, your talents, your weapon. Even searching online the best artifact set for you, locations for your ascension materials. “Help me with the talent-book domain,” Ei typed, ignoring all of Miko’s cries in the chat.

#lisa x reader #ningguang x reader #yae miko x reader #Beidou x reader #raiden shogun x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #lisa minci #Ningguang #yae miko #beidou #raiden shogun

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thornsnvultures · 1 year

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in charcoal, in pain

stepdad!Lloyd Hansen x plus size!fem!reader

tw: stepcest, cheating, dubcon, Lloyd being mean and a creep, reader is college aged (at least 18+ but I'm picturing at least 22 or 23), unprotected piv sex, creampie, daddy kink, thigh & pussy slapping, light choking, size kink (lloyd is bigggg), nicknames (kitten, baby girl, little girl)

2.3k words, edited by me. @ozarkthedog take my filth 🤲

18+ readers only or else you will get blocked 🚫

♤♤♤

“Oh wow. So edgy.”

“Go away, Lloyd.”

You shrug off your overbearing stepfather and turn, trying to block him from looking at your sketchbook.

“Is this what they teach you at your fancy art school?” He gestures towards the figure reference book laying open on your desk. “How to draw tits and ass?”

“Jesus, Lloyd. Will you leave me the fuck alone already?”

He swipes your sketchbook out of your hands.

“Hey!” You shout and spin around in your chair. Lloyd absent-mindedly flips through the pages. He makes faces like he's scandalized by what he sees.

“Wow lookie here! Do I spy some self portraits?”

Heat rushes to your cheeks as you recall what exactly some of your very personal pages are filled with.

You jump out of your seat and try to snatch your book back but Lloyd's long reach keeps you from grabbing it back.

“Lloyd, please.”

Him and his stupid mustache smirk down at you.

“Music to my ears.”

He holds your book up, leafing through it once again. You growl under your breath and jump for it. You land on unsteady feet and fall into Lloyd's solid chest with an oof.

“Whoa there, kitten. Calm your tits. I can't appreciate good art when I see it? And it's some good art.” He looks down at your chest, still pressed up against him, when he says it and you shiver. No, not shiver. Crawls, your skin crawls.

He's an old perv, eyeing his step-daughter's 2D tits and trying to imagine what the 3D ones look like.

Please Lloyd, just give me my book back. We're not in grade school.

I appreciate the please, kitten, but you hurt my feelings. He pouts and slips an arm around your waist.

His touch catches you off guard and you gasp at the warm strength of him. If it was anyone else you'd be melting in this kind of embrace. But as it stands you're struggling to get out of his grasp.

“Here I am just trying to scope out where all that money I spend on you is going. I need to make sure my baby girl is getting a good education.”

Oh barf. You don't need him to pay your tuition but him and your mother insist anyway. You think he must like holding the power over you, making you feel like you owe him for all of it.

“And if you ever need a live model, I wouldn't mind posing for you.”

His grin is salacious. You want nothing more than for Lloyd to let you go but he only tightens his grip, his large hand squeezing the curves at your hips and waist.

“I'm good Lloyd, thanks.”

He tosses your book on your bed and a few loose leaf pages fall out from the back.

You must make some noise of distress in the back of your throat because Lloyd looks down at you then back at the pages as they flutter to the floor.

“What are these?”

He pushes you away and makes a beeline for the old wrinkled notebook paper.

You don't even try to stop him, it's too late. He holds your drawings from your final year in high school, the same year he married your mom, in his hands.

“What are these, kitten?”

He waves the papers at you before admiring them again.

You whimper like a wounded animal caught in a trap.

“Nothing. They're nothing, Lloyd.”

Lloyd licks his lips as he flips each page over. They're filled front to back of sketches of... him.

Old work, yes, but you've always been talented with faces and the human form. And the sketches on those papers are Lloyd to a tee.

“Lloyd, please…”

“I love it when you beg, kitten. When did you draw these, hmm? D’you think of me often? Does your mother know you're sketching me like this?” He moves closer to you with every question until he’s so close you can’t breathe.

“It's- it's not you. Stop teasing me and give me my pictures back.”

“It's not?” He holds up a sketch that's most definitely him. From his strong, straight nose, to his chiseled torso and long thick legs. It's all Lloyd. Back before you knew he was a total creep, that is.

He put up a good front for maybe a year before you went off to college, but after that? Every time you came home from school on break, between semesters, for a quick weekend trip, he was always there. In your space. Demanding attention like a fucking toddler.

And of course your traitorous body still responded to him. No matter how much you hated how he stared, how he goaded you or touched you not so innocently when your mother wasn't looking, you still felt that pulse of heat. That shift under your skin like he was pulling some invisible string.

And now he knew. He knew that at least some part of you, somehow, thirsts for him too.

“Fine. It's you. You caught me. I had a little school girl crush on you once upon a time. But it's over. You're my stepfather for fuck's sake, Lloyd. It's not appropriate.”

“Appropriate? What's not appropriate is my little girl lying to me.”

“Oh fuck off-”

Lloyd is on you in an instant. With one hand on your arm and the other around your throat he has you caught.

“Watch your language, kitten. Don't make daddy angry now. Not when he's learned how much his little girl cares for him.”

You gulp against his fingers, holding back the whine in your throat. It's not fair how quickly your panties soak and stick uncomfortably to your skin. It's not fair that this douchebag has this effect on you, but you can't help it. Can't help the part of you that wishes he's grip your throat tighter until you see stars. Or that he'd throw you down on the rug and take you with your bedroom door open.

“Please,” you squeak out.

Lloyd's hungry mouth captures yours in a kiss that makes your knees buckle. His arm immediately wraps around your waist again, pulling you up against him. You hate how right it feels, being in his arms again.

As he shoves his tongue in your mouth, you can feel the thick length of his cock grinding against your core. Before you start to grind back he pushes you away. You're gasping for breath with his hand still on your throat.

“Lloyd.”

“Uh-uh. What's my name?”

When you don't say anything Lloyd turns and throws you down on the bed. The force of your back hitting the mattress makes you flail a bit and your sketchbook bounces to the floor.

Lloyd stands above you at the end of the bed.

“When I ask you a question, I expect an answer. The correct answer. Or do I have to show your ass I mean business?”

You try to scramble away up the bed but Lloyd catches you by your hips and drags you back down.

“Are you gonna be a good girl for me, kitten, or do we have to do this the hard way?” Lloyd practically growls in your face.

“No, sir,” you gulp when he grabs your chin and forces you to look him in the eye. “I'll be good.”

“Atta girl.” He pats your cheek and moves back to your hips, pulling down your sleep shorts and panties in one go. You'd planned to have a relaxing day at home before Lloyd showed up so you only wore those and an old thin t-shirt that Lloyd could absolutely see your nipples poking through.

You gasp at the abruptness of cold air on your pussy before Lloyd is pushing your spread knees to your chest and kneeling down on the floor.

“Hold these up. If you let them go while daddy feasts on your pretty pussy, you'll wind up over my knees.”

You nod and swallow down your shock but before you can respond Lloyd and his prickly mustache are buried deep in your folds.

Your head falls back with a whine as he rolls his lips over your clit and sucks.

His hands knead the flesh of your ass, a part of you you know he loves if the passing pinches and grabs are anything to go by.

The slurping sounds his mouth makes as he licks and sucks at your hole and clit are obscene. You can't contain your cries or the way your hands grip and tug at his short strands. And he likes it that way if the growls that reverberate against your pussy are anything to go by.

“Taste so fucking good kitten. I'm gonna stretch your tight little cunt out with my fingers and I need you to cum for me. Can you do that kitten?”

You nod, no longer thinking about what you're doing or how fucked up it is. All you care about is your need to cum.

“Please.”

Lloyd stops fucking your pussy with his tongue to ask, “Please what?”

“Please, daddy,” you pant.

“Good girl.”

Lloyd sucks your clit back into his mouth, at the same sliding two fingers into you, spearing your cunt open. He curls his fingers as he pumps them into you and finds that spot that makes your eyes roll back and flutter closed. Before you know it you're shouting, shaking as your release takes you over and you soak Lloyd's hand and chin.

“That's it, kitten. Fuckin look at you.” His fingers slow as you come down and it's like he doesn't want to take them from you the way he pulls away.

You watch in a gaze as Lloyd shucks his stupid white pants and boxers. How dare he be a douche and have the prettiest cock you've ever seen.

His eyes roam your naked form and you have a moment of self consciousness under his gaze. You shouldn't care what he thinks but you're not fit like the woman he's married to. You can't even begin to walk down that line of comparison without your head spinning. So you shake them away and focus on how filthy and hungry he looks covered in your juices, chest heaving as he lines up his long, thick cock with your pussy.

“Better than all the art in that book. All the art in the goddamn Louvre,” Lloyd says as he admires you. It’s like he knew you needed to hear it though, like he could see it on your face. He strokes his cock as he rubs it up and down your pussy lips. Every time his tip nudges your clit you jolt and whine.

“Shh, patience, baby.” His rough hand rubs your spread, thick thighs and he smacks them once, twice, over and over just to hear you cry out. That cruel smile takes over his handsome face again and the flat of his hand lands hard on your wet pussy. You cry out, tears springing to your eyes from the mix of pleasure and pain.

Lloyd grips your thigh where you already feel hot and sore and slides in, stretching your pussy impossibly wide around him. The way he forces himself in, you feel like you're gonna split in two.

“Too much,” you wince. “Lloyd I can't, I can't.”

“You can. You will.”

He leans down and captures your lips in a kiss, this one less brutal and much softer, sweeter like he's trying to ease your pain. You relax into him until you feel his pubic bone grind into your puffy clit.

“Oh fuck.”

“See. I knew you could kitten. Such a good girl taking daddy's big cock.” His hands rub soothing circles on your ass as he tilts you up higher and grinds into you deep.

You whine and wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him in closer.

“Please daddy. Please fuck me.”

You feel Lloyd's cock kick inside you and you tighten around him in return.

“God, you're gonna kill me, kitten.”

Suddenly he slides almost all the way out of you before slamming back in again. You scream and dig your nails into his thick shoulders.

Lloyd doesn't hold back and jackhammers into you, the force of his thrusts rattling your brain. He adjusts his grip, holding your knees practically to your ears, keeping you spread open and tilted back so he hits just the right spot every time.

It's not long before you feel that tightness coiling in your belly, clenching down on his cock as he slams in again and again.

“Gonna come again for me, kitten? That's it. Soak my cock, baby. Cum so I can fill your sweet little cunt up.”

He reaches between you to rub circles on your clit and the thread holding you tight finally snaps.

“Yes! Fuck daddy I'm coming!”

“Good girl, that's it baby.” Lloyd grits his teeth, groaning as warm spurts of his spend coats your walls.

There's so much it leaks around him and oozes out of you when he slides out.

“Fuck I love seeing you full of me.” Lloyd gathers his leaking cum on his fingers and pushes it back inside you. He laughs as you squirm, feeling raw and oversensitive.

“Lloyd,” you push at his hand.

“Don't push me away unless you want me to make you come again, kitten. Maybe two or three times.”

You gasp and pull back your hands, shaking your head.

“You sure?” He teases you as you pout. “Maybe later.”

Lloyd presses a kiss to your knee and helps you straighten out. You half expect him to leave you there, cold and empty, but he grabs your shorts and pulls them back on for you.

“Get up.”

Your legs are like jello but you stand.

Lloyd lightly wraps a possessive hand around your throat and kisses you soft and slow.

“You're mine now, kitten.”

“Yes, daddy.”

Oh how quickly you fold for this man.

“Your mother's gone for the weekend. Come keep me company,” he whispers against your lips. You nod and capture his mouth in another kiss.

“Yes, daddy.”

#lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen x fem!reader #lloyd hansen x plus size!reader #lloyd hansen x you #lloyd hansen x y/n #lloyd hansen fanfic #lloyd hansen fan fiction #lloyd hansen smut #lloyd hansen headcanon #lloyd hansen imagine #stepdad!lloyd hansen #dark fic #my fics

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zvmz · 6 months

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Writing down my thoughts while watching monster high for the first time Pt. 2

alright y’all now we’re watching why do ghouls fall in love let’s go

oh oh new and improved intro

the one long shot as the intro is so cool

ohh shoot we 3D now

actually might like it better than the 2D

wait r they saying Valentine’s Day was literally made for Draculara?

im confused 😁

can I get a sugar daddy like clawd

CAN I GET DRACULARAS DAD?????

um this is awkward

so guys it was all in our heads apparently 😊

clawdeen is kinda slaying this new animation style

oh this song goes so hard

the bats flying out of clawds wallet is so real

come again how old is draculara

why is she still in school

was she held back a few hundred years

and I thought my grades were bad

the cat people make me uncomfortable. stranger danger

damn these cats are menaces

arent they always

not the driving lessons book

just pass it the first time fr 🙄

GUYS

CUPID

SHES HERE

LOLL NOT THE STOOL CLAWD 😭😭

vampire daring charming???

“misunderstanding with the locals”?? 😭 what did girlie do??? 😭😭

is ghoulias back okay like fr

the collection of broken hearts is so extra

kinda metal idk I almost cant be mad

imagine eah characters trying to navigate the catacombs

girls would not last a minute

actually can someone make a fic I would totally read that

why am I just now realizing ghoulia can’t talk

like idk I just thought she was a bit quirky this whole time

WHY DOES DRACULARA HAVE KNIVES ON THE CEILING OF HER CAR

oh my god Draculara HIT HIM

FLOOR IT DRACULARA

she missed her chance :( vampire Elvis lives

The shot of them running towards each in slow motion just to maintain a 3 feet distance was so unnecessary

WAIT A MINUTE DRACULARA YOURE BETTER THAN THIS. YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND

why is dueces animation specifically so rough

he kind of reminds me of sparrow

i kinda like him

yes Draculara break it off

oh- um

THE ANIMATION ON THEIR PHONES OF DRACULARA DUMPING CLAWD?? WHO MADE THAT?? WHERE DID IT COME FROM?? 😭😭😭

wait a minute I recognize Frankie’s voice. Is that Barbie?

why does some random cow go to their school

CUPIDDDD

LOL NOT CLEO BREAKING THE CLASS

yeah Cupid shoot her

pow pow pow 💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫

okay now what the hell

get it together cupid

why does Cupid keep accidentally getting love enchanted? First clawd then Dexter lolll

the dog whistle?? 😭

clawds like. I guess you can say I got… W rizz...

”what u want” ABBY 😭😭 BEST CHARACTER ONG

this party looks kinda fire ngl

not sure how I feel about the food being served next to the body odor pit

okayyy frankieee kinda slaying her party look

cleo barely changing after being love enchanted to herself

Could this be considered a school shooting? like legally

um anyway Kitty Cheshire supremacy

rizz lord clawd

hell yea body odor pit for the win ✊🏻

why was the kiss sound so um squishy

abby is such an icon

okay it’s over

I liked this one a lot better than the last movie. I hope we see Cupid again or else I’ll rage

the pacing was like SO much better than the last movie.

my only complaints are that toralai and vampire Elvis's motivations either weren’t really explained or made no sense to me. Also the animation still isn’t great but what do you expect lol

oh wait one more complaint. where is Frankie’s personality. I do not see it

hopefully we get a good frankie episode to get to know her a bit more

also it keeps telling us clawdeen and draculara are best friends but not really showing it??

In conclusion clawd is the rizzard and Abby solos

#monster high #ever after high #eah #draculaura #abby bominable #clawdeen wolf #frankie stein #c.a. cupid #daring charming #kitty cheshire

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somany-fandoms-solittle-time · 8 months

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ya know what..... Kalim is one of those sunshine characters that naturally interacts and "befriends" so many characters. It's always the sunshine characters that I'm drawn to put in a giant poly-hole where basically everyone is in love with them. It just makes sense.

Kalim x Silver: He's always waking Silver up in class and tries to help is drowsy spells. They're also just one of the few genuinely sweet guys on campus so it's pure fluff. A bonus advantage is that since Silver is a Trained Knight (or on the road to be) he can protect Kalim from assassination attempts.

Kalim x Ruggie: Eat The Rich w/ a twist. My precious hyena boy DESERVES to get married to a sincere Sugar Daddy (or as my gf and I like to say, Sugar Bestie™). He's worked hard enough and Kalim is one of the few upper class individuals that would NEVER use his money or status to control, manipulate or abuse another. He just wants to help out and the endless positivity would not only bring Rugs outta his comfort zone but would also impact those in his hometown A LOT.

Riddle x Kalim: Not a favorite, but I get it. Two kids from wealthy families (one more wealthy than the other) who were kinda isolated from the "regular" world and gotta figure shit out for themselves away from their former caretakers. Obvi, very different contexts and personality but that's what helps them depend on one another. Even when they can't relate, they can Listen and Grow together.

Floyd x Kalim: ARE YOU KIDDING THEY'RE ADHD BUDDIES?!?!? Not only can they relate with similar neurological issues, but their common interests can be a safe zone for them to bond. On top of that, even with their reckless personalities and their overall lack of forethought, Floyd is STRONG and could protect Kalim from any pushback or consequences. They're also both raised by Extreme Capitalist (even thou we don't exactly know what the Tweels parents DO) so the business sense and exposure to the darker side of things probably wouldn't be too much of an adjustment for either side.

Obvi Jamil x Kalim: I know not everyone likes this ship (and considering the dynamic and difference in power/status I TOTALLY get it). Even if the relationship is seen through platonic soulmates, brother-like, or just a 'we-were-stuck-together-for-years-and-now-we-don't-know-how-to-live-apart' sitcom kinda vibe they'll ALWAYS be linked together. Besides, an angsty, complicated childhood friends to lovers story with repressed mutual pinning is a guilty pleasure of mine lol!

Whoever he gets paired with, regardless of if it's a ship that has an anchor in canon interactions or PURELY fueled by fanon crack, there's a billion tropes to work with before even having to dip into AU or Crossover. Kalim is a COMPLEX CHARACTER with so many random lore drops and info that has so much potential. Even when people are writing or creating fan-produces with a more 2d version of his character, he's still lovable!! He's one of the few reoccurring characters in a cast full of obnoxious, weird, arrogant, awful, annoying, egotistical, pigheaded teenage boys with the power of NUKES.... And isn't completely terrible.

Lemme reiterate, that I LOVE so many characters in Twisted Wonderland but boy do these kids get on my nerves. They're all little assholes in some way or another, but there's a range between "okay, pretty standard high schooler" to "IDC IF YOURE TRAUMATIZED NO AMOUNT OF BACKSTORY CAN EXCUSE YOUR ATTITUDE AND BEHAVIOR!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL WTF" and Kalim is a lot chiller. He's irrational sometimes and often does things without thinking it through.... But he's also a kid who's allowed to make mistakes and grow now that he's away from the bubble he grew up in. He can interact with people of all walks of life and get that perspective.

And depending on who he's paired with, romantic or otherwise, it's fascinating and heart wrenching and awe inspiring to watch him grow through the lens and experiences of the other person(s).

.........thank you for coming to my Ted talk 😌

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porky did you finish that list of minecraft splash texts and if so may we see it?

Sure, keep in mind the Better Than Adventure mod uses a different colour formatting code than vanilla though. It's also a bit more difficult to edit splash text in vanilla from what I can gather. Anyway:

§5>it's wet Pynk! >ISHYGDDT GALO SENGEN! Pretty smooth flying, Fox! :kanabento: Sad! ingredience Everybody pose! :JUST: Oh, absolutely! Hallownest approved! Soda! Nope! §0The air crackles with freedom. Master Spark! An extant form of life! Yesh §dNyuuu! Also try The Witness! hampter.jpg The city and the city! Qud approved! Also try Mummy Sandbox! What U Need! Drink it and forget it all! which I invented! §fAll black everything The hero appears! Touch grass! Ut UNDERSTAND! Gapacho approved! Interior Semiotics! It's yours, my friend! The silo doors are open! Who are you quoting? Smoke coal evree day! §5>not having an avocado tree MODS = GODS Women! Wrong number! A super fighting robot from the year 2010! Even the mods have mods! Is shine! Cassis bleep! It's media -_- Also try Manifold Garden! Labyrinth Fight! Grow up, this is Minecraft! Welcome, Mr. Guest. His name is Gedächtnis! With these hands we will destroy! WAKE ME UP Fighting in the dojo! §eLalal Jack in! PUNK TACTICS! Close enough! I buy sausage! You ARE the support, son! A frozen cephalopod! Milk inside a bucket of milk inside a bucket of milk §0Hit +50! SB-129 mariositting.txt Clean! The democratic club! went shop Also try The Witch's House! Vanilla+! :3 TRUE! DOOR STUCK! Dubious castle safety gigue! Sexo! The numbers, Mason! Don't be so wide about it! MACHINE HEEEEEEEEAAAAAD! Victorius! The grink is here! k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g! GAS GAS GAS! Wimdy! A vision of happiness! Got any grapes? Message over! I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 wort wort wort Many such cases! I'm Kilroy! Just walk out! Detach the rear vehicle! SET ME UP! Wrong turn, tin daddy! Woomy! Gensokyo approved! Soup's on, baby! Fly away now! Literally who? Greetings from Germany! Papa Carlo! Superliminal! BAN THIS SICK FILTH King! Ari! Also try SOMA! SOME FOLKS ARE BORN 8 meters! This is most disturbing! Wheey! [Current thing]! Jerry! Welcome back, /v/! >:3 How does he do it? The Paper! 47 diamonds in my diamond account! The hero appears!!! Fly over! SICK RECOVERY The big bow-wow! Guest no. 431! GOODLUCK! CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! Built from pieces of SR71! §eDe§5su! EEEEASY! Hedgehog stew! Unusual! :yey: Uranium Fever! Chinken nunget! There's friendship in the redstone! Axeil Edition! Beach City approved! §aourple! The Golden Path lies §4everywhere! Don't look at the silver lights The Electro Gypsy! Menacing! Cope! The hero appears!! OH GOD MAH DRILLS! eeeeeh? Also try Outer Wilds! Edith Piaf said it better Where's Reznov? INGERLAAAAAND! Also try Gorogoa! Orgasmic! Pure pare-do! §6It's lightish red! Also try Rain World! Hard Fast §kFaggot §rMaps! Hole approved! HUZZAH! Lost and farting! Selamat pagi! Deploy all units! CHARGE!!! Minute like a pixie! Most certainly! freaks dni! The ride never ends! Lucoa! Not what it says. The bits! The bits! The bits! :african_pensive: §mMother is watching §eH§1e§4l§5v§de§3t§bi§ac§2a §2S§6t§aa§6n§6d§1a§3r§2d Morioh approved! Comforble! Cocky little freaks! Also try Fallow! :pensive: Brillo whales soon! Scratch Perverts! Re-do! MEMORIES BROKEN! 300k starting! Also try sunny-place! tak tak tak ziip! NOW THE WHEELS ARE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL! Roast beef and cornbread! No sappy lines allowed! With these hands we will rebuild! Also try The Beginner's Guide! Chefs kiss? Get the cool shoeshine! Happens often! Blood crystal obtained! MAKE IT BUN DEM! :hinableh: Also try Northern Journey! Welcome to Quindecim :) ARE YOU WATCHING HEAVEN? Daten City Approved! AS I LIVE! hina hina Nashi! Hack your 3DS! 4 = 2 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 6 > 8 Butcher is king! und cola! Lost at sea 1803 Bam-ba-lam! §3Aria approved! Seems legit! Easy Breezy! The World Revolving! Air 'em out! I live here? Splendid! Sing your sins! Surprisingly malleable! Comedy gold! §6Anglerfish Dance! Message to de west! Also try Dujanah! dubs Also try Iconoclasts! §aPudgy-Porky!?

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Jen Tortures Herself with Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Final Thoughts

Alas, the Dreamworks watch is complete! What a fucking weird ass experience that was. From the heights of wonder and beauty and actual art and emotions and magic that I got to experience in films like Prince of Egypt, How to Train Your Dragon, and Kung Fu Panda, to some of the most bottom of the barrel shit I've ever had to experience like Shark Tale and Antz, I feel like I have experienced the full spectrum of human emotion over the past several weeks.

Dreamworks is such an odd fucking studio, one with such a diverse filmography that is kind of just... all over the place in terms of quality. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I've had a hell of a fun time with this little pet project. Getting to experience some of these movies again (and many for the first time) was an absolute treat, and I loved sharing my thoughts on them with ya'll.

But at the end of the day, what did I learn from all of this. Well... plenty of things. I learned that Dreamworks only knows how to make three kinds of plots (family reunion, daddy issues, and Because Woman). I learned that the Dreamworks' antagonists are usually either sassy assholes discontent with their lot in life or awkward outcasts who eventually come into their own through family or freidnship. I learned that Dreamworks 2D animation is sacred and special and that I want it back so fucking badly. I learned that ogres can love, pandas can fight, dragons can be trained, trolls can sing, and babies can be bosses. And I learned that sometimes, the Dreamworks Finale Dance Party is the most powerful magic of all.

So of course, you all are probably wondering what my definitive ranking for all 45 of these movies is, huh? Well, fortunately, I've been keeping a tier list throughout this marathon to rank them all, so here's that, with each tier also in order from best to worst:

To break it down, my top three favorite Dreamworks movies are:

Prince of Egypt

How to Train Your Dragon 2

How to Train Your Dragon

And my top three least favorite or worst Dreamworks movies are:

Antz

Shark Tale

Spirit Untamed

Unsurprising, really, I think we all knew how this was gonna turn out, but where some of these movies landed on the list actually surprised me. Like... how could I have ever guessed that Croods 2 would be good enough to land an A rank? How could I have known that Spirit Untamed was a piece of shit fuck ass that is one of the worst things I've had to fucking watch for this? You'd also be surprised on how much I've toiled on S rank because... there were moments when HTTYD2 was this close to dethroning Prince of Egypt. So consider those two to be essentially on the same level of utter excellence in my mind.

So yeah, that brings us to the end of all of this, for now. I may come back and review the shorts and holiday specials eventually, and I may even return to this every year to review new Dreamworks movies that have come out (Kung Fu Panda 4, I have my sights set on you). I've grown pretty damn attatched to this silly studio, so I doubt I'm anywhere finished with them yet. As for my next watchthrough (not coming any time soon, but... eventually), well... get ready for...

Jen Tortures Herself with Every Pixar Movie Ever Made!

Coming soon, to a shitty blog near you!

#jen watches #dreamworks watch #jen tortures herself with every dreamworks animated movie ever made #dreamworks

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shotmrmiller · 3 months

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For the Daddy thing post earlier so I have a great relationship with my Dad and I call him Daddy still not a lot of the time I usually say Papi or Baba. But occasionally if I like need his attention quickly he responds to it so I don’t think it weird to call your dad Daddy this is from my experience IDK how others would see it but I hoped this helped

it does help! i'm just used to the weird puritan shit i see online, especially over 2D words on a screen.

far too many policing for fiction, imo.

i also see people who can't even spell certain trigger words like an adult be the ones who holler the loudest over shit they've most likely never experienced.

🤷🏻‍♀️ idk

it's hard to want to write smut with certain kinks cuz i've already been called out on it like ok

smut ends the same way every time, unless explicitly stated otherwise.

ITS ALL THE SAME TIL I SAY IT AINT.

blargh.

simon's daughter 100% calls him daddy because once she said dad and he got so into his feelings that his eyes watered right in front of her.

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thehylianidiot · 11 months

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So over the past month and a half, I've been using @magicalpouchofmagic's expression meme for practice on drawing various Fairy Tail characters. And eventually completed the entire thing and decided to compile every one of them. This is without a doubt my biggest drawing project, and I feel accomplished.

Some tell a story, some are paired with other expressions, some are a challenge designed to draw a character with an expression they might not fit with. Long story short, all sorts of things here.

Feel free to share what are your favorites.

And thanks to everyone in @theguildawards for suggestions on who to draw

Characters featured in order (read more because it's a long list):

1A: Zancrow reacting to arson

1B: Mira reacting to shipping

1C: Mavis reacting to someone talking about fairies

1D: Lucy reacting to the spilt beer barrel

1E: Lisanna reacting to being stuck in Edolas

1F: Cana reacting to the spilt beer barrel

2A: Lucy reacting to Natsu setting things on fire (again)

2B: Zeref reacting to... not sure what but 99% sure Natsu did it.

2C: Rouge reacting to Sting's version of "taking care of the dragons"

2D: Lisanna reacting to being home

2E: Natsu reacting to having some lax time

2F: Gajeel reacting to the opportunity to tick off Levy

3A: Kuki reacting to wondering why she's on a Fairy Tail expression meme. I have no idea either.

3B: Erza reacting to Jellal being "engaged"

3C: Natsu reacting to the spilt beer barrel

3D: Cana reacting to her daddy issues

3E: Gray reacting to the spilt beer barrel

3F: Elfman reacting to manliness

4A: Cobra/Erik reacting to the rest of Crime Sorciere's... improvised concert

4B: Gildarts reacting to being a dad

4C: Loke reacting to someone asking for flirt advice.

4D: Laxus reacting to finally finding his way back to the guildhall after three weeks getting lost (the Thunder Legion is just as ecstatic)

4E: Yukino reacting to finally getting some screentime

4F: Meredy reacting to Jellal being "engaged"

5A: Natsu reacting to being in a tough fight

5B: Acnologia from @pencilofawesomeness 's AU reacting to baby's first slaughter (what a proud parent)

5C: Wendy reacting to leaving Cait Shelter

5D: Jenny thinking how she'll react to her fight with Mira

5E: Jellal reacting to Jellal being "engaged"

5F: Dan Straight reacting to any lady within a mile radius

Congratulations! Since you got to the end, here's a version of 2A I used as color practice.

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bunicate · 8 months

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rules. absolutely no minors interacting with my works. my sfw content (supa rare) is fine, but please don’t follow me. only do so if you are 18+. no ageless or blank blogs [ must retweet fics to support your fave blogs ! ]

about. this blog is an outlet just for me to write smut of characters I like so everything here is self-indulgent. I do kinda take requests but only those that align with my interests ! I prefer thirsts or just general ideas. i am not the fastest or the most eloquent writer. I make tons of spelling and grammatical mistakes unfortunately :/ but this is just for fun so pls 🐻 with me !

I write a lot of incest but I do not endorse the things I write about. it’s just fiction abt 2d characters! ! all my works are a fantasy that exist in a tiny vacuum on tumblr that has no influence over me or my actions irl. if any of that still makes you uncomfy, uneasy or if bothers you, just block me ^_ < hate will not be acknowledged unless I feel like embarrassing you :p

all the characters I talk/write about are written as 21+ and reader is always an adult

currently writing for: genshin impact, naruto, honkai star rail, love & deep space, obey me ( luci & belphie ). send some thoughts ^_^

𝒚𝒆𝒔 . . . mild cnc, mild dub-con, somno, incest/step-cest ♡ pet play/hybrids, yandere (ok!), daddy kinks/ddlg dynamics, lactation, minor watersports, jealousy, possessive men, a/b/o, oral fixations, sloppy blowjobs, tit worship, size difference/kink, pussy spanks, damsel in distress~

𝒏𝒐 . . . gore, degradation ( bitch, slut, whore etc. ) age play, grooming, non-con, pegging, teacher x student ( ? ) male or gender neutral reader, sub character, scat, throw up, period blood, feet, femdom reader, top reader, shota/loli, sex worker/prostitute reader or scenarios, porn links, cheating, angst with no happy ending :[

#🧁#<- cupcake 4 reading !

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strawberrycheeks-and-glasses · 11 months

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Tsukishima Kei gives me purpose in life

Hihi, I’m Lea, I write smut about 2D men

Shows I watch: Haikyuu, Buddy Daddies, One Piece, MHA, JJK, + more

I tend to bArk in my tags bc I’m a horndOg sorry in adv but also not. Sometimes I write lil lyrics in my tags so it’s not all about the smut 🫶🏼

Most of my fics are reader inserts so if you have any prompts lmk I’d be happy to try to write smt

Check out my ao3 🤸🏻‍♀️

Haikyuu!!

Tsukishima x f!reader (over 20 fics and counting 😳)

Tsuki x You Fluff

TsukiKage

Found You series

TsukiYama

Like Nothing Ever Happened - HQ Boys

Him x You (f!reader) (fics with other characters)

Let Me Series (rated very very E!!)

Buddy Daddies

Lover Daddies

KazuRei Week 2023

One Piece

Secrets in the Night - Zoro x f!reader

BBC MERLIN

Return to Me series

#about me #hq #one piece #tsukkiyama #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#buddy daddies #my fic #bbc merlin #merthur #bd #haikyuu fanfiction #tsukishima x reader #kazurei #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut

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toji is the synonym of “daddy” and “dilf”. you say dilf and i know it has to do something with toji.

anyway here’s what makes me sleep at night. so i got registered in two libraries a few weeks ago because i’m a nerd who likes reading books... so the idea of someone railing me in the library because it’s the only place someone can see me just makes me go 💦😖 legit will cry because it’s not gonna happen... so the best solution is imagining stuff with my 2D men... the main idea was getting railed by hot lecturers toji or gojo or groupmates ran and haruchiyo (you successfully made me their whore and honestly i have no complaints)

thanks to all of you for coming to my ted talk, now gotta delete myself

this is the best way to get out of a 6hrs class, and * cough * * cough * why not talk about haruchiyo & ran since I feel sad that my fellow haruchiyo fuckers are starving with no content of mine being written with him in a while </3

anyway, let's go

cw: public sex, breeding!kink, cockwarming, exhibitionism.

groupmates!haruran are so cute, while ran would try to be very helpful, haruchiyo would not be so compromising and it's not even because he doesn't care about his own grades — because he does, but why pay attention to you going over the study script when he can just pay attention to the way your skirt hangs too much when you try to smooth one thigh over the other so as not to let him or ran have a peek at the color of your panties.

it would be a matter of very little time before he slid a hand to your knee with the excuse that he was trying to get some dirt off; his hand going up, up, up, until it brushed against the inside of your thighs and you tried to move away frustrated, nervous and feeling humiliated for not being able to control when or where the bottom of your panties got wet — and it would be a great attempt to escape from sanzu if ran wasn't sitting across from you at the round table surrounded by high shelves in the library.

"it's time to take a break from all that studying, otherwise your cute little brain will fry and you won't be able to think straight anymore", ran would speak using one hand to lift your panties completely and let haruchiyo continue the process of reaching for your pussy.

to which sanzu would reply: "she's such a diligent 'n hard working student, I think she deserves a reward for being like this" and ran agreed with a slurred "mhm" that lasted until he hooked his lips around your neck to nibble and kiss it and, consequently, try to make you relax and forget that you were in a library, a completely public and silent place.

and you tried to keep it that way, silent, even though haruchiyo's idea of "reward" was to make you cockwarm him while one of your pretty-fingered hands was wrapped around ran's dick pumping it slowly for fear of making too many wet noises.

sanzu would instruct you to try to keep writing your college resumes, but every time ran's cock throbbed against your fingers, you'd gasp and out of the blue tighten yourself around haruchiyo's shaft, who would — maybe unwillingly, maybe wanting to — thrust himself a little deeper inside your tight pussy and moan against your shoulder as he tightened his grip on your waist a little more.

if you could finish at least one full page of your summary, they might take turns breeding you in the middle of the college library using your wet panties stuffed in your mouth to muffle the sounds, since the library is a silent place.

#haruchiyo smut #tokyo revengers smut #ran smut #sanzu haruchiyo x reader #haitani ran x reader #tokyo revengers x fem!reader #tokyo rev x reader #sanzu x reader #sanzu smut #ran haitani smut #haitani ran smut #tokyo rev smut #tw.exhibitionism #sanzu haruchiyo smut #haruchiyo x reader #ran x reader #tw.breeding kink

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saintshigaraki · 1 year

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if people can slap a daddy kink on every 2d man in sight i should be able to say my fave 2d men have a mommy kink, giving or receiving or both and i should not have to elaborate you all must simply take it as fact

#/lh #getting my list together of 2d men who want to be CALLED mommy as we speak #mommy kink tw

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blueiight · 1 year

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The character everyone gets wrong (RGU or IWTV whichever you want)

amc iwtv wise its not so much a characterization thing so much as it is ppl who thought show claudia was made into a grown ass woman? being trapped as a fourteen year old, stuck physically in eternal adolescence even as ur mind experiences n all that mature, particularly considering the fact that post ww2 is rly when the concept of ‘adolescence’ coalesces (& thats where show lou + clauds will be in s2!) is a prison of its own. & ultimately.. 14 years old was still a child even back then. its not the same as being 5, but its still very young & presents its own set of horrors. where book claudia was too small to even have any prior formative experiences to the point of being catatonic when she was initially turned for a few yrs, show claudia had some life experiences as tragic and as brutal as they were before this& thats a different kind of hurt. most people did not reach puberty until their later teenage years well into very recent human history. show claudia (& lestat making fun of her) even comment on how shes been trapped into a permanently immature body. maybe if the girls watched rgu this wouldnt confound them….. its either that or ppl thinking daniel is some stand in for the showrunners or ~what the show wants u to believe~ (LOL) & not a character of his own w/ flaws n a whole arc of his own soon to come. ig w amc iwtv my overarching issues ive come across is ppl blaming the showrunners for their own assumptions that have weak if any precedence so far or worse scapegoating a particular writer cuz their 2d daddy did sum crazy shit when multiple ppl have come to consensuses on any narrative decision in a story

#yn.#yn answers #yn do sum maymays.#choose violence ask game #iwtv #claudia #daniel molloy

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paladin-of-nerd-fandom65 · 5 months

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That was quick lol & pretty good answers too :)

1: I forgot if you answer this already but for a animated series or movie, what type of style would you like for the duo? An anime style, modern cartoon, into the spider-verse style, a 3D type of animation similar to the battle of the supersons movie?

2: for the duo, which parent is the favorite? I can see both being mommas boys & liking Lois & starfire more

3: what’s the saddest movie they ever saw?

4: you probably answer this in a previous post but what type of angst did the boys experience? I can see Chris seeing a normal family & experience angst that why couldn’t Zod & his bio mom show the same type of love to him.

5: since they love to wrestle, is there a custom made wrestling ring at their base? It would be pretty cool & fun if they use like tables to slam each other through since they are super durable lol

6: speaking of wrestling, do you know the wrestler rikishi? If yes what’s their reaction to his signature move the stinkface where he rubs his butt all over your face while the opponent is laying on the bottom turnbuckle?

Thanks so much @gothicghost2000 I really appreciate your support and ideas for this silly little superhero fantasy writing experiment that’s been going on for about a year by now. You bring up valid and helpful points to what exactly these two are like together in a version of the DCU that as of now sadly, we can only dream off. It’s small scale admittedly

Now into the questions themselves ;-)

1. Easily a 2D animated show utilizing either traditional cel techniques or even the digital Toon Boom, done with an anime-esque design and aesthetic akin to Teen Titans Animated (2003 to 2006) and the classic Ben 10 (2005 to 2008). Will it be time consuming and relatively costly in the long run, I say maybe but I say it fits well with a TV show format as akin to its 3D cousin, 2D animation can look real pretty to look at and allow for a variety of tones, coloring for backgrounds along with other such techniques to set the mood for the characters, actions and other vibrant motions on screen. Plus I just like 2D over 3D in general anyways lol

2. For Chris, while it’s a very close call, Mom Lois still remains his favorite of the two if only by the thinnest of margins. Ironic, considering that like in canon, when he first appeared after landing in Earth, her uncertain behavior and her comments about what to do with him left him am impression that she didn’t like him. Thankfully, those feelings on Chris’ end were put to rest once she did take him in at first as a foster child and later fully adopted, showing she does love him.

Now for Jake, it’s really all too obvious and yes in the end of the day, you’d be correct my friend lol While Mar’i is a Daddy’s Girl, Jake is even by his own admission a Momma’s Boy. There’s irony here toon canonically as we seen in New Order, because of Kory making the reluctant choice to leave the Grayson household to reform the Titans as a resistance movement against Dick’s Crusaders, Jake by the time of the storyline had gotten rather cold to her, to the point of addressing her by her first name. Thankfully they all reconciled once superpowers were restored to the world thanks to Jake’s powers and Luthor’s scheme.

3. If they stick to their wheelhouse of films meant for their age range or at least something that doesn’t make Dick flip out, it’ll be Kubo and the Two Strings

As for films outside said wheelhouse and most likely the ones they sneak in….. it’ll be both Schindler’s List and The Green Mile. Either case, they’d remain relatively stunned into utter silence with haunted eyes before switching everything off. After a minute passes though….well remember that scene from Rick and Morty in the car after a harrowing time of their own? Picture that, just with Chris screaming “Fudge” instead but more or less generally the idea.

4. Chris mainly suffers from anxiety and C-PTSD as brought about due to Zod’s harsh treatment of him which while only for the first years of his life are nonetheless memorable for all the wrong reasons. He fears rejection from the Family he stays but more so being at fault for pain and misery he brings to others with his actions, that can result in said abandonment and rejection. He strives on being the best to protect others from suffering like how his Father Clark protect him from such, his heart crushed every time he fails to save someone close to him or otherwise.

Meanwhile, Jake aches in his heart for the losses his parents had to endure and the fear of his family and friends in turn suffering either an untimely end or a fate worse than that, and all Jake can do is watch helplessly to stop it. This drive to protect those he cares about and making sure they’re safe also extends to the citizens of the city he protects, the planet half of his heritage hails from and as of his time through middle school….Meredith, the crush of his life, though he’d just say the two of them are just good friends, Meredith similarly saying that. On top of that, he’s haunted by the sight of some street urchins and orphans, with grisly marks and slashes across their bodies, victims of Zsasz, victims he feels guilt y of failing to save no matter how much he knew about it beforehand or not.

Finally though, all these factors are wrapped up by the neat bow that is living up to the legacy of the Boy Wonder and what it stands for many. While his Uncle Tim(my) rightfully has the colors, Jake shares his vision to make sure whoever his partner, his friend, his ‘Batman’ ether it be his Father, his Best Friends or even Bruce himself on some occasions, don’t slip down into a dark bleak spiral that is their mindscapes, not if either Robin or in Jake’s case Skybird can help it.

After all, any crime fighter needs a partner, every ‘Batman’ needs a ‘Robin’, no matter what they think.

5. Oh Yes they will be a customized wrestling ring in the StarCave/Fortress of Fortitude as part of their training room. It has alternating black and blue ring ropes with solid dark purple turnbuckles, made of classic 15 x 15 ft long wood planks on top of a steel frame with a solid yet not too thick layer of foam covered by a cloth mat canvas, at the center of it being their logo. Jokingly, Chris once even suggested the idea of making Wrestling Championship belts for themselves and their friends though Jake notes that YJ already has some for their little wrestling ring back at their Mt Justice HQ. He might need to ask permission first if it’s okay with them to basically copy what they’re doing

6. Both Chris and Jake cringe and shield each other’s eyes almost every time Rikishi does a stink face. They get its charm and ability to whip up a crowd with excitement, it’s just nasty for them though.

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