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atsuwumus · 2 months

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xavier is a freak send tweet — because he will take your hand from your lap and place it in his own, right over his hard cock that strains against his suit pants, when he notices one of your colleagues staring at you a little bit too long during hunter meetings

#A FREAK #he's nasty #disgustingly so #and I want him so bad #xavier headcanons #xavier #love and deepspace #xavier smut #xavier love and deepspace #love and deepspace headcanons

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somekindofloser · 10 months

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#he’s so stupid #and i want him so bad #give him a multiplication problem and he’ll short circuit #tell him to solve 9 x 3 and he’d be like ‘well that little x looks like a plus so i just flipped it a little and added them together :)’#he’s just a little sphere guy #wheatley #portal #portal 2

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dreamboypieces · 1 year

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George Costanza is like if Paddington Bear was a pathetic gay human man.

#and I want him so bad #found this in my drafts and still don’t understand what this means but I still agree #george costanza #Seinfeld #og

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inkykeiji · 3 months

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I just wanna sit down on Sukuna's massive thigh. Is that so much to ask??

ooooh my gosh anon i totally understand, i very desperately want to ride sukuna’s massive thigh, so much so that i wrote a tiny piece inspired by your ask!!! in an attempt to quench the unquenchable yearning i have for this huge man (*ﾉωﾉ)

#but like honestly me too #he's just so #sooooooo so so big #and i want him so bad #i bet u he gives the bestest bear hugs #except he hugs u too tight and accidentally fractures a rib LMAO #anyway enjoy!! <3 #inky.sukuna #inky.bb #clari gets mail

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khalixvitae · 6 months

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Idk how else to say this but every time I look at Idia Shroud I’m filled with the overwhelming urge to live underneath his skin

#I feel fucking possessed #literally haunted #he’s so eerie and weird and offputting #he has the worst vibes imaginable #and I want him so BAD #He’s completely contradictory and SO pathetic #and I need him biblically #twst #idia post （ ; ; ）<3

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leisurecd · 1 year

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glenn howerton’s hair has a mind of its own

#and i want him so bad

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heftbyjapanesebreakfast · 1 year

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watching succession again and i've found myself in love with kendall roy in a way i have never been before like i've always really enjoyed his character but i am so obsessed with him this time around. im so much more mature now i suppose

#and i want him so bad #m

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 6 months

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Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

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cozymodeonpoint · 3 months

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senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

#this is what I've observed over the past few weeks #it's great #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #laois touden #marcille donato #chilchuck #2000+ notes later and I'm starting to think i read y'all to filth #with exception to senshi fans also being down for him #update at 9000 notes: you can like laois for autism reasons and still be down bad #some of y'all in the tags and fics are down bad for laois in mental way #like you want him to be real so you can do brain crazy with him do you understand

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months

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At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe

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savicals · 28 days

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[Okay but virgin König that somehow knows exactly how to please you and have you cumming on his huge cock (or his mouth ) in under 15 min… ]

“Fuck!— fuck!” You screamed, gripping the bedsheets in front of you. You’d been on the edge for a few minutes now, thanks to your boyfriend König. For someone who claimed to be a virgin, he knew how to have you calling out his name and cursing like a mantra. He swore he had never been with another person, but god it felt like he already knew every sweet spot you had.

“Is it— it good, Liebe?” He asked, as if he couldn’t tell. His harsh pace slamming into your rear did not let up, and you could hardly answer his question.

“Fuck— yes, god! Please, Don’t stop!”

He heard you. He revelled in how you usually praised him, telling him he’s a good boy that fucks you so well and how he’s making you feel so so good. Constantly.

You could feel yourself teetering over the edge, as well as the fact you could feel your boyfriend’s curious eyes burning a hold through the back of your head, watching for any and every reaction.

“Fuck! König— fuck! Im gonna cum— oh god, oh fuck!! Oh my god!”

“Not— not yet, Liebling…please..” he asked.

Fuck.

What a sweetheart. Was he making you wait for him? He stopped for a second, using it to flip you onto your back so you were facing him. He looked a little shy — like he had something embarrassing to say.

“I want… I want to see you…” he said, through rough pants, as he began his brutal pace again. Your eyes were already rolling back in your head and your body was weak. You could only let out moans and begs, so you just nodded to König and let him use you like the fucktoy you are.

Not long later you could tell he was about to cum as his pace was getting sloppier and his breathing was getting heavier. He was letting out small whimpers and moans too, his eyes focused on you the whole time. You were holding yourself back so as to not cum too early. He asked you to wait, after-all.

“Fuck— Liebe— im… im gonna cum!” He said, his voice cracking.

Thank god.

You could feel his cock throbbing inside of you and it was driving you crazy. What sent you over the edge though, was König pressing his hand down on the bulge in your stomach. Right where his cock was. He didn’t slow down for a second, in fact, he fucked you rough into yours and his orgasm until you were a shaking mess on his bed and he was pinning you down with his muscular body, resting after such an intense fuck.

#I need König RIGHT NEOWW #i want him so bad #könig x y/n #konig cod #konig x reader #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig smut #konig x you #könig mw2 #könig cod

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squarecloud73 · 2 months

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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Father of three

#i want to squish him so bad #he's like a tiny froggy sausage #just LOOK #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #SquareCloud

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pineapple-frenzy · 29 days

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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #book 2 au #my art #i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go #it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls #she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire #she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko #and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj #even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers #zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her #little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd #n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her #i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful #and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald #in conclusion they are idiots your honor

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bunabi · 9 months

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I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

#this could be about anything but its about Gundam first and foremost #Angelo wants that man so bad I have to physically look away to give him some privacy #he's just like me fr

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mawguai · 3 months

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I want to go back and talk to you

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