#and bro counts. whatever.

[ottiliere]

more dirks

#dirk strider #homestuck #lucy art #many of these are fanfic fanart #teh first one... i drew wiht my mouse <3 #and #the second one was me boasting about how easy it is for me to draw hats on call #and then they made me draw 'dirk with a hat' #and bro counts. whatever.

[uncanny-tranny]

Hey, you're being lied to about what fitness constitutes. If you can't work in an hour-long crossfit slog, but you can work in a five-minute walk, then that is still fitness. If you can't use your legs but you can do arm circles every now and again, that is still fitness. If you're moving around at work, that's still fitness. It can be intentional or incidental, but here's the best part: your body doesn't care if you're dedicating specific work-out times. It doesn't care if the "only" fitness it gets is your nine to five on your feet. It doesn't care, fitness is fitness is fitness. Some of us do it differently, but the end result is more or less similar.

If you can do any type of fitness safely, your body isn't going to care if you're doing it like an Olympic athlete or if you're just a casual.

#fitness #gentle reminders #i hate hate hate the idea that fitness must be done Intentionally and in a Hegemonic Way #like... fitness is whatever you make of it and whatever you do #your body isn't going to be like 'well you walked for fove minutes but you didn't do shoulder presses at the gym so it doesn't count 😊' #if you want more specific forms of fitness then SURE you might want to do more specific exercises and activities #but if your goal is overall movement for however much if your body then... you don't Need to be THAT specific #and your goals may be specific for only parts of your body and that's GREAT! #a wheelchair user may for example do more arm exercises so they can use a manual chair for instance... #...and to many people i've noticed they don't think it 'counts' because the chair user isn't using 'all' of their body... #...but it's like... using your arms in non-powered chairs can be really important so like. it's still fitness. #you don't actually have to equally focus on everything if you don't want to or can't #all this to say that fitness is Not hegemonic and you don't need to feel shame about what you do or don't do #even a tiny tiny TINY amount is significant and matters <3 #this is definitely something i've gotten more passionate about since becoming a ~gym bro~ #because you see just how different people are and what they want out of fitness #and it's taught me a lot more about my own disabilities and how i work with (and even against) them to find balance #this is what i love about those fitness video games too! because they're often made to be engaging and fun! #i LOVED just dance as a kid and that was fitness merging with video games (and i loved video games (still do!)) #and i HIGHLY recommend people get video games like just dance or that one nintendo ring game because of these elements! #it combines the comfort of home with movement with engaging music/story/video game elements #and things like that make me believe in peace and love and care on planet earth <<3

[baltharino]

#bro sees a huge ass snakey and his FIRST instinct is pushing Merlin behind him and the SECOND is to try and fight it #arthur's part tsundere at times but he's a keeper when it counts #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #live action #gif #gifset #le morte d'arthur #s01ep13 #Arthur doesnt even take his eyes off snakey he Just Knows where merlin is #yeah yeah knight training Whatever.. theyre soulmates

[synthshenanigans]

Finally has been a full year since I started listening

Fuckin hate that guy eugh

#/j #but anyway I've finally been jashing for a year #i wasn't fully kidnapped into it yet but by like dec 20th-23rd i had his VoaC cover on loop #which was annoying to do cos there was no spotify & the youtube app wouldn't let me loop videos #so everytime i finished the song i had to reset the vid myself #my sanity was truly saved by these songs being on Spotify #same goes for his moss cover too #bro of i had last.fm then i would have SO much more counts for those two songs #the bidding too #oh fun fact. i made a very rough sketch of an OC of mine using his TME video & HMS ideas in general #but i was stupid apparently an swapped heart & souls colors which looks cursed now to me #also whats funny is that ibis paint says i started the art on Mar 1st. Which is literally the day before TfaR & TMR an the rest came out #good timing me lol #i need to stop ranting sm in these tags i swear #chonny jash #moss post #hey jash what if you like. post the next power hour today. gift for listening for like 82000 minutes or whatever my Spotify wrapped was /j #don't actually i wanna sleep #speaking of. I should go do that. its like 3am rn

[minipisi-is-dumb]

it's not thursday yet i promise i did not miss wholesome wednesday this time so here's some idea doodles for a boom! au where tails leaves just like frontiers because who's gonna stop me i need my BROTHERS ANGST

#i am rewatching the first season (counting down the chapters until That One Episode to skip it) #but man i missed them #yeah yeah modern and idw and movie and any adaptation of them is amazing and they're a cosmic truth n all #but boom is literally what got me into sonic and what made me love the brothers so #kinda obvious that im getting obsessed all over again w the silly show #and ofc it's technically ooc for boom tails to have the frontiers development but #do you think i care man #whatever whatever WHATEVER they're bros everything is forgiven #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #unbreakable bond #sonic & tails #sonic boom #minipisi.art

[braxcynthffe]

love how 3/4 of general jing yuans friends are exiled criminals. you go girl

#the high cloud quintet super sad bro #i forgot who the foxian one was #i still donnow the deep deep deep lore but all i got from it #was #jing yuans got some Friends #ok maybe not friends #whatever the high cloud quintet was. besties quinetet go go #3/4 are criminals 1/4 is dead #2/4 are supposed to be dead #i think #pretty sure dan heng/feng can rehatch something2 #i dont think he counts #as dead #ok maybe the 3/4 criminals ARE ALSO 3/4 supposed to be dead/exiled #about death hsr is tingyun actually dead

[phoenixcatch7]

What I'd really love to see is a svsss au where shen yuan had the immense powers from saiki k.

Like, svsss is already a romcom of a guy shunted into a fantasy world with meta knowledge and immense power for no reason apart from 'make a happy ending' as a fairly thick veneer over an absolute hot mess of a tragedy with a happy ending, red flags galore, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to his fate of being abandoned by the people around him because of the circumstances he was 'born' into, but he's funny about it.

The disastrous life of saiki k is a fast paced crack comedy about a guy granted immense power for no reason with meta knowledge of the world as a thick veneer over something a little darker and traumatic with a happy ending, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to being ignored by the people around him because of the circumstances he was born into, but he's hilarious about it.

Now I don't think it should be a 1-1 transplant of saiki to the svsss world, but to imagine an sy with those powers who didn't manage to find loyal friends, who moved out to live alone as soon as possible to avoid issues with his powers, who gravitated to web novels because of their regular updates as opposed to being constantly spoiled for books with finished endings. An sy who despite his ridiculous levels of power died alone in a stupid way and woke up in a world filled with people who also had immense and varied powers, dealing with the prospect of immortality when his own powers are still constantly growing and interfering with his life, but be silly about it.

I want to see a sy with telepathy still failing to understand what lbhs deal is because of his own denial, a sy with the power to crush mountains with a finger trying not to blow down walls with a sneeze because someone put him on a mountain FILLED with plants in SPRING, an sy who deleted an entire country from the planet aged four trying to dodge overly enthusiastic maidens he keeps saving because he doesn't want to steal from the protagonist and also no, lady, please. Shen yuan sitting in the water prison absolutely deadpan as people try and scare him with 10 iq stories about the acid waterfalls. An sy who hares around the peak trying to avoid being spotted on valentines day as he redirects unwanted admirers and improves his disciples dates just so they can all have a good day.

An sqh who really, honestly truly doesn't know how pidw was made real, honest!! All he could do was see ghosts! It's not his fault the story he wrote to make rent turned into all of this!! But because you're here can you pretty please make some ice, I'm in desperate need of air con and my king hasn't showed up in weeks!

Sqq and sqh playing telepathic chess during boring meetings and sqq leaving him to suffer when sqh is asked a question even though he himself knows the answer.

Lbh trying everything to get shizuns attention and discovering his total weakness to his cooking. Like, will let you cheat in class levels of bribery.

Sqq stalking dourly through fields of aphrodisiac plant because he's raised his body temperature high enough to burn out any pollen before it gets too close and the system just despairing at getting this man to do something interesting.

Cat!sqq transforming back as fast as he can because he's got a meeting in half an hour and having to rush around trying to find something to cover the cat ears he didn't manage get rid of.

Shen qingqiu pulling out his limiters and dropping the mask to reveal a deity in the shape of a man, something crafted purely of psychic energy and burning fury, determined to hold maigu ridge together and keep the realms apart with his will alone, to save luo binghe if it killed him again. A shining aura stretching miles, glowing like a star, halting the earthquake with his bare hands.

Sqq seeing a bug and freaking out so hard he teleports to the northern demon realm and lands in a slushy pond, and sqh nearly giving him away because of how hard he's laughing.

#Like honestly the parallels are great #Long post #Sqq leaning hard into the aloof elegant scholar vibes because he still struggles to control his strength even with the limiters #He doesn't want to hurt anyone. #Sqh: please please tell me what my king is thinking right now he's been glaring at me all day! #Sqq (having been forced to hear an endless carnal monologue for hours from him): oh no not a chance. No way are you getting me involved. #Sqq: whatever insane thing you two have going on go ahead. Just don't involve anyone else in that EVER. #Sqh: bro 😭?! #Sqq: *makes a peace sign and goes invisible* #Sqh: BRO?!! Not even... Expensive northern import for the protagonist to cook with? #Sqq: *reappears with a pop* go on... #Sqh is salty he didn't get the godlike powers when he created the world they're in. Sqq tells him it isn't worth it #Being forced to see the past of an object with just a touch when you live in 5 million words of bad smut?? NO THANK YOU. #But both being espers AND from the same world they're still buddies (much to sqqs dismay). #Sqh is just barely outside sqqs telepathy range on an ding and lives in fear of him sensing him writing and catapulting himself #through the window at mach ten to beat him up. #Sqq every time he has to sit through a meeting with some corrupt official: thought crimes aren't real thought crimes don't count #Sqh: so how are you this bad at feelings. My guy you are an empath. #Sqq: shut up. #Lbh would definitely catch sqq doing something impossible or op and be so head over heels. He's like his father that way. #svsss #svsss au #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #sqq #shang qinghua #sqh #svsss shen qingqiu

[spiritofjustice]

fellow BN employee, i also judge other stores when i go LOL i think we all have the sense of “damn bitch u live like this??” bc i personally love being a hater <3

LMAO i love that it's not just me. i mean, we definitely all do it now that i think about it. sometimes when the keyholders have to help at other stores they always let us know how fucked the other stores are and i live for the drama. i love knowing they're doing worse than us. i'm sure the same would apply to anyone coming to this store. we'd get humbled by our awful libros, art/photography, and religion sections 😭

#psy's replies #asks #anonymous #our libros section is legit embarrassing i feel so bad for spanish speakers just trying to buy books #i'd love to take a crack at fixing it but the truth is the problem runs deeper than it being disorganized #we need like. three more bays to be honest with you. then maybe it'd be alright. #they waste so much time on study aids and reference-- books NOBODY BUYS-- and gave libros... 4 bays? i think? #meanwhile study aids and reference have probably. 7 bays if i'm counting correctly #you could get rid of two of those and give them to libros it'd be a little better. hell if that whole wall could be libros #instead of 3 libros and 3 ref bays it'd be better #we have so much libros overstock bro you don't even know. a full h-cart (though it also shares a couple shelves with manga) #and a v cart of libros. plus the libros on the actual overstock shelves #we have a decent spanish-speaking base around here and yet no room for their books. it sucks #there is not 1 face out in libros bcs it's so packed!!!!!! #ok iu'm done ranting we just all hate that section KRKF and it sucks bcs we can't rly help people who need help there #bcs we don't fucking understand the section either at this point- #buuuut whatever

[i-am-megalodonna]

He makes me agressive

#his new model looks so endearing bro i love it #i mean idk if over a year old really counts as new but whatever #militsioner #fanart #traditional sketch #sketch #traditional art #traditional drawing #drawing #megalodonart

[redstarfish-art]

Excuse me, just changing art style quickly to give you this random doodle.

Concept is from my fic Sidekicks. Basically 16-year-old Dick looks after babies Tim & Jason. Fluff and mildly dark light humour.

#I don't know if this fic even counts as fluff #but someone called it cute #so I guess it counts #reverting to a cartoony style so I could get this down quickly XD #my art #sketch #Batfam #Batfam fanart #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #random doodle #Robin #Robin fanart #Dick Grayson fanart #Jason Todd fanart #Tim Drake fanart #I'd say they're bros but they want Dick as their dad really #this fic is basically writing itself because I sort of don't care about that much about quality right now #wow that sentence did not make sense but whatever #my fic #my fic link #Sidekicks AU #my Jason Todd art #my Batfam art #my Dick Grayson art #my Tim Drake art #my AUs

[kuiinncedes]

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#bro fucking stupid like why did i just not look at applying to masters until now #i'm so dumb like ig it was bc i ws just like i'm not gonna do masters im just gonna try to get a job #which like how the fuck am i supposed to do that lmao but #now i dont think i can even apply for masters at my school at least #bc i need fucking letters of rec and the deadline is the 15th #and i Barely have 2 ppl i would ask for letter of rec idek if the second one counts lmfao if she's not at my school #jfc im so why do i have to think about the future :c i just wanna do glowstick club things that's why i haven't been thinkign abt this lmfa #yeah so now i dont think i can do masters here :c which also means i dont have that as a reason to hang around and stay in glowstick clublo #i could still do that but #ugh whatever im trying to write a fucking cover letter rn for a job i hate this already i've barely done anything lmfao #i dont super understand the job description which is maybe a sign i shouldnt apply lmfao but it's like #data science w my year and i feel like i meet some of the qualifications so #just gotta somehow bullshit another paragraph of this cover letter together #i also dont even know if i actualy wanna fucking do a data analyst job like #i kinda wanna work for like a non profit or smaller org kinda thing all this shit sounds hella boring that i keep seeing for bigger #companies lmao which im not saying would no be the case for smaller but #idk i jsigsdfhjlbgpidwurhgbipwdhgfudjshlk why did i start this so late LMAO #i had a job opening that i was gonna apply for that looked pretty good and i felt pretty qualified for just based on the listing #and the deadline was the 15th but it fucking disappeared the job isnt there anymore ig im so sad lmfao #as;lkfngbjifbgqipurgipqhrgfipuaf i hate this :DDDDDD #jeanne talks

[gender-euphowrya]

"eat this don't eat that more meat less meat plant-based omnivore carnivore vegan insects protein shakes keto paleo intermittent fasting eat this don't eat that eat that don't eat this" HOW ABOUT I EAT THINGS I LIKE AND WANT TO EAT IN A WAY THAT ENSURES MY SURVIVAL AND DON'T TREAT FOOD LIKE SOMETHING TO OPTIMIZE THE BENEFITS OF OR PUNISHMENT OR A CHORE OR A REFLECTION OF MY MORALITY

#everyone needs to shut the fuck about food forever and it goes fucking quintuple for anyone trying to push One diet on all people #don't think i'm singling out vegans this goes for weird bros who only eat raw meat #people who starve themselves and call it healthy #people who advise that you spend all fucking day counting calories and vitamins and proteins and fat and whatever the fuck #people who try to sell you on gummies and shakes and teas and bullshit that allegedly contains All The Good Stuff #rare vs well done discourse gluten discourse lactose discourse whatever the fuck discourse #LET PEOPLE FUCKING EAT #NOBODY'S EATING HABITS ARE A CRIME OR UP FOR DEBATE OR TO BE DICTATED BY OTHERS #PEOPLE EAT THINGS. THEY ALWAYS WILL. EAT WHAT YOU FUCKING LIKE AND DON'T BOTHER ANYONE. #HOW!!!! IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD!!?!?!

[gojover]

whoever developed that ai software engineer should rot in the deepest pit of hell and also a saw trap

#caltxt #me when i kill an entire industry idk i didn't make devin or whatever it's called #'calculators didnt kill mathematicians' what if i kill you. #for legal reasons this isn't serious its more the bit but i am annoyed. forever. #ai bros count your days. ai fans count your days. i do not like u guys

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

the magic story writing is as usual shockingly bad but they did elspeth and koth so right actually. i hope to god we never see them again for a million years because the alternative is worse

#op #like of course the 'real' story is whatevers printed on the cards/the books+comics the web fiction doesnt count for shit #but miguel lopez did write half the BRO stuff so i was kinda spoiled for a bit

[roaringheat]

Logged on to Apex and felt an immediate joy just from seeing the lobby

#vark posts #Mirage ive missed u sm.... #i havent seriously played apex in so long but its so so special to me #the titanfall universe is like in my blood #i remember playing the beta of the first game as a kid and my dad and i being so excited and counting down the days til it released #we pre ordered it and i had a huge titanfall poster in my room that came with the game #took me a year or so to play the 2nd game for whatever reason i cant remember #and its one of the few pieces of media that has gotten me close to crying #i stubbornly didnt touch Apex for ages cause i was pissed they made a battle royale instead of a 3rd game lol #i cant remember why i started playing it but it was late summer of 2020 aka peak quarantine insanity LOL so i latched on so hard #i really miss my peak apex days even tho i would never in a million years go back to that time #im probs gonna be so bad now but im gonna play the halloween mode #where is shadow royale im shaking the bars of my cage #also manifesting i dont get too many toxic gamer bros #its SOOO hard finding fruity ppl in fps games istg

[spootsaline]

i dont have many hs2 thoughts because i willingly choose to ignore it, but the fully realized dirk essentially being a caliborn proxy is kind of sad

#mun chatters #hs meta #like we dont know if hal is dirk enough to count as a splinter and as such is connected to all arquisisprites but im going to say yes #but we all know at this point that bro himself had some connection to le thru lil cal so he has some direct connection wit LE anyways #which mean his ultimate self in someway also encompasses caliborn to a degree #and he's fulfilling that role by being callies opposer for reasons i cant recall #(side note: which can i say how strange that is? like isnt how they hate flirted?) #(so hes engaging in some weird proxy incest w/ calie and whatever the hell is going on w/ rose) #but ig being a prince of heart means you lose yourself and become something else instead kinda sad #(edit: im not saying the calis are flirting intentionally but when their only romance option is hatemance that IS how it comes off)