#and i think that is so tony and peter

[pbpsbff]

having a dysfunctional relationship with your father does wonders for writing irondad

#don’t get me wrong we don’t have a BAD relationship #but we are too similar and both refuse to talk about feelings or anything close to them #and i think that is so tony and peter #peter parker #tony stark #irondad

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #102

When Flash first overhears Peter talking about the "Stark Internship," he rolls his eyes and thinks, "Of course he'd go with that excuse at Midtown School of Science and Technology."

Whatever. Flash knows the truth. He's seen the car that Parker gets picked up in, seen the body guard / chauffeur and the absolutely insane amount of discrete safety tech he always has on. Flash is convinced that the whole orphan thing is just a cover story and Peter secretly has parents at least as rich and influential as Flash's own.

Maybe they're politicians or the mob or something, and that's why all the secrecy. Honestly, Flash is doing him a favor by bullying him all the time for being an unimportant orphan. It's the perfect cover. Maybe he'll even drop the ridiculous Stark Industries lie and come up with a more believable backstory soon.

Then, one day Flash and Peter end up in a kidnapping situation.

The kidnappers take Flash's watch, but they leave some of Peter's tech since it's better hidden. As soon as they're alone, Flash expects Peter to hit that panic button and get them the hell out of there.

Only... he doesn't? Did Peter learn nothing from K&R training? Flash reaches over and hits the secret panic button 3 times immediately, no hesitation. Peter is shocked. Flash is like, "Oh come on, I obviously know your secret."

He's kind of curious and excited now to see who Peter's secret parents are, once the cops get them out of there.

He is not at all prepared when Iron Man bursts through the door.

He's even less prepared when Tony Stark steps out of the suit and totally freaks out at Peter, hugging him and checking for injuries.

... maybe he's finally met Peter's secret parent after all.

#flash: honestly this makes the internship lie even WORSE wtf were you thinking? #no one believes you anyway but if they did they'd be so close to the truth. you moron. you absolute dumbass #irondad fic ideas #flash redemption sort of #flash: also if your panic buttons go to iron man WHY did you not hit them I M M E D I A T E L Y ??? #peter: .....I didn't wanna bother him #flash: WE WERE BEING KIDNAPPED???? #tony: I know this is your bully kid but I must say he has some valid points #iron dad #spider son #irondad #spiderson #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #flash thompson #peter parker #tony stark #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[bluewlnteroses]

i just keep thinking about harley getting to know the truth about why peter is alone and finding out why people don't remember him and for a moment thinking he's glad he got to meet him after everything went down and immediately feel guilt and shame because its not fair peter went through so much pain and had to leave everyone he knew behind but,,,, just thinking about meeting each other before and getting to know peter and then completely forget him makes his feel sick

#but harley my baby you did #there was another crying teenager at the funeral that knew exactly what you were feeling in that moment #you just don't remember him #i feel like the world could have ended right there and peter wouldn't have notice #theres a blank space since the moment tony died until weeks after the funeral so can u blame him for not remembering harley? #they met in one of the worst days of each other's life #i just can't stop thinking about them realizing they met before and being absolutely devastated on how close they were to losing each other #because yes they met they talked and acknowledge their bond with tony but they were grieving #they talked for a couple of minutes but they didn't keep in contact they didn't become friends just like that #but now they can't possibly think about not being in each other's life #and to think they were close to lose that without even realizing it.. #ugh im sad don't pay attention to me #once again i do NOT care about the english language so dont bother i know there might be typos #harley keener #parkner #but platonic parkner works just fine too

[irondad-defensesquad]

do you think tony climbs on the counter to look taller when he lectures peter

#tony: you're in so much trouble young man (goes on a lecture about self preservation) #peter: *trying not to laugh* #tony: HEY WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT!!! #i like to think peter does the same thing too #they're so stupid #lotus speaks #irondad #i'm gonna draw this one day

[thompsborn]

14 years old, only like a month into being spider-man, peter takes down a mugger and the guy is cursing peter out and peter just calmly says "i'm fourteen" and watches this dude have a crisis

"no you're not"

"i literally am. did you not hear my voice cracking every two seconds? pretty sure i only started going through puberty last week"

"you're lying"

"believe what you want"

"why would you tell me that if it's true"

"because no one will believe you and i think that's funny. also i want you to know that you just lost to a freshman in high school. even if you don't believe me, you can't prove that i'm lying. this is never going to leave your brain. i won the physical fight and now i'm playing with psychological warfare. and i called the cops. anyways, bye!"

mugger gets arrested and is like "no seriously i swear to god he was in these like red and blue pajamas and had a mask and goggles and he said he was fourteen and psychological warfare and-"

#idk if anyone else will be entertained by this but mcu peter being a little shit means the world to me #i mean lets be clear every single version of peter parker is a little shit #but mcu peter is painted as this innocent little fuckhead by a lot of the mcu fandom which like. sure yeah its fan content have fun with it #but personally peter's sass and attitude and anger problems are some of my favorite aspects of his character #“if you think about it this is really your fault” bro said that to TONY STARK to his FACE #he only backpedaled because tony was visibly upset by those words but dude was fully about to commit to that angle #peter (blaming himself; drowning in guilt): ya actually i did nothing wrong im 16 and its all ur fault so maybe calm the fuck down thanks

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND #also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss. #also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir #it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks. #not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter? #i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh. #BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT???? #with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality? #and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys? #except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes? #also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it #she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on #the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O #yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point #(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it) #the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it” #UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON. #maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*? #i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it #which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :( #journey into the mcu #the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)

[lotusxpop]

Tony: sign these papers for your internship

Peter: uh these are adoption papers

Tony: I know

#Peter thinks for a sec then shrugs #he signs them immeadiatly #peter: so do i get a cool pair of sunglasses now? #tony: you can have the whole collection #Peter: thanks dad :) #tony: *cries* #spider man #tony stark #iron dad #spider son #mcu peter parker #iron man

[godslittledarling]

Starker!Portal AU where FRIDAY uploads Tony's conscious into the building/an AI he was creating/a robot because he was dying and she was trying to save him by any means necessary.

And it works! He is alive! Just. As an AI.

Unfortunately, AI's don't have human rights so SI ends up changing hands to a certain Cave Johnson and Tony ends up in charge of - and addicted to - testing the .. test subjects.

SI, now known as Aperture Science, does not particularily care about things like "being osha compliant" or "work safety" or "morals and human rights".

Tony tries his best, but, well. He dosen't actually have that much access. FRIDAY tried to save them - and the test subjects - first and he really dosen't want to face her fate. He dosen't give up, but he does decide that the long game is the way to go about it.

Cue the Apocalypse. Which. Hm. It does get rid of all the horrible people here, but it also kind of killed everyone else, so. Ya know. You win some, you lose some.

But! Fortunately! One test subject survived: Peter Parker.

He's the best. He figured out the portals so quickly and he does the test's so fast, Tony can hardly keep up production and he actually talks to him and he's so funny and cute and-

Well. Outside is just wasteland, anyways. So it's for the best for both of them if Peter stays right where he is; in Tony's Test Center, where Tony can see and control everything. Forever. No need to leave (at all, ever).

Now if only he could convince Peter to burn that damn companion cube..

#starker #tnpt #portal au #peter parker #tony stark #dark!tony #kinda lol #ai!tony #tony is glados and peter is chel #if that wasnt obvious #so yeah. tony becomes an ai and kinda loses it. but only lowkey!! #like. it's not like he's torturing Peter. he just.. refuses to let him leave. ever. #tbh i think canon tony would like for peter to be in a safe controlled enclosure where he can watch him all the time too #what with karen being constant surveillance #so its not out of character #i imagine instead of breaking out peter actually does stick around and starts experimenting with the stuff that was left behind #maybe he'll become an AI too idk

[amelia-mariee]

I know a lot happened in volume 3, but we're kind of ignoring Quill coming back to earth. He's living on earth for the first time in almost 40 years. You know how much he missed? At some point he probably visited or saw a picture of NYC and was like "hey I don't see the twin towers" and Jason Quill had to sit down his 40 year old grandson and teach him about 9/11.

#what else did he miss #oh also more star wars movies #and indiana jones #and basically every movie from his time got a remake or sequel #including footloose #pete missed so much omg #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotg #gotg vol 3 #jason quill #starlord #star lord #i know he was on earth in endgame #but the guardians weren't there long #i think quill didn't want to be there any more than he had to and the guardians left right after tony's funeral #insane amelia rambles

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Harley: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Peter: Bet you I can! Tony: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

#tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #ironman #spiderman #harles #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #harley and peter #siblings #ironfam #lol #i mean #yeah #i could totally see that happening #poor tony #so much chaos in his house at all times #tho frankly #i think he secretly loves it #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #115

Y'all remember that face-changing tech Natasha wore during the end of Captain America: The Winter Soldier?

Tony wears some of that face-changing tech so he can attend Peter's high school graduation unrecognized

The ceremony is great. Peter is thrilled to have both May and Tony there. Tony gets to be vocally proud of Peter and nobody hassles him. Everything is going perfectly

Until, of course, Flash has to open his big mouth one last time

Maybe Flash says something particularly hurtful. Maybe Tony just can't bear to see his kid's light dimmed by this asshole on a day when he should be celebrating. He's under strict orders from Peter, May, and Pepper not to make a scene

Alas. This face-changing tech is so easy to take on and off

Let it never be said that Tony's not a dramatic bitch

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #flash talking shit about peter being an unlovable orphan who's killed his whole family like: #you've probably never even MET tony stark #tony whipping off his fancy high tech mask: #surprise bitch #I love peter parker like a son and if you ever talk shit about him again they will never find your body #tony stark #peter parker #flash thompson #idk which is funnier #tony instantly putting the tech back on so flash is the only one who sees and will never be able to prove it #or tony being all sheepish to peter like... liSTEN he had it coming #thinking peter will be mad as people in the crowd start to recognize him #but peter's eyes are shining and he's ultimately just like #this is literally the last time I will ever see most of these people so #fuck it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #irondad fic idea #iron dad and spider son #irondad #spiderson #mj gets to sketch flash's face regardless and it is the highlight of her evening #her final high school masterpiece

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: wicked love] and [fic: pyrite] what do the Tonys and Peters think about their multiverse counterparts or their respective relationships/dynamics? is there anything they might respectively envy?

PYRITE (BROTHERCEST) TONY AND PETER Tony: Hey, kid? Don't fuck our dad.

Peter: Oh my god, I wouldn't!

Tony: Look, it was worth saying. We don't not share some DNA.

Peter: That's different! You're… you. …And that version of you seems like a really good dad, too.

Tony: The bar is that low, huh?

Peter: I mean it! It seems like he makes the other me really happy.

Not that, um-- obviously we're not doing what they're doing-- they're like, together-together, and we're-- we're just-- s-so yeah, it's different--

Tony: …Yeah. Sure.

-----

WICKED LOVE (DADSON) TONY AND PETER Peter: …They're kind of sweet?

Tony, pained: Baby, no.

Peter: Well, I mean-- it's not the best--

Tony: Peter.

Peter: --it's bad, but I don't know, it seems like they both needed someone to talk to about stuff? Like… they could actually be good brothers, if…

Tony: If one of them wasn't molesting the other one? That 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Atlas.

Peter: Maybe… maybe he really loves him, you know? Like you love me.

Tony: …

Yeah, sure. Maybe he does.

#fic: wicked love #fic: pyrite #wicked love: peter #wicked love: tony #pyrite: peter #pyrite: tony #starkercest #prompt: multiverse #ursa interlude: #both tonys just like /DEFLECT #anyway they danced around the actual questions so #pyrite!peter thinks DILF tony is super hot and is very wistful over the idea of getting to have a real romantic relationship together #he wishes that WL!peter hadn't done so much to make WL!tony sad #pyrite!tony has all kinds of feelings about watching a version of himself try to be a dad but has zero envy towards the WLs #WL!peter has a better understanding of consent etc. than this but he saw a version of himself-- #--get to be in blissfully oblivious toxic codependent love with a tony that isn't wracked by guilt about it and his brain turned off #WL!tony is HORRIFIED about pyrite!tony's sleaziness and pyrite!peter's future and thus also has zero envy towards the pyrites #but realizes that his peter is just projecting Their relationship shit on the situation and is like. #well I could drill down on how that still wouldn't make it okay. but then that would just make him sad about us. so #better repress it instead #these multiverse questions are so funny it's just a circle of tonys all judging each other while peter tries to find the silver lining

[pbnmj]

actually you know what the mcu was absolutely evil for introducing spider-man and immediately making him follow iron man around and then ALSO using him as a prop to make iron man look cooler meanwhile peter barely gets a faithful story of his own IN HIS OWN MOVIES

#sorry that it takes like. one textpost to get me writing a paragraph wall #THE FACT. IRON MAN . IS A MASSIVE PLOT POINT IN HOCO AND ALSO IN FFH. BROTHER I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS GUY #DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE SONY MOVIES . I AM SO . FUCKING . INSANE RN #I MISS HARRY SOOOOOOOO BAD I WANT PARKSBORN CODEPENDENCY NOWWWWWWWWWW #PERSONAL #THE FACT THAT HOCO IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes' #AND THEN FFH IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes' #AND THEN NWH IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes' #DUDE WHEN DOES HE LEARN. WHEN DOES HE GET CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #ALSO THE FACT HE JUST . EVERY MOVIE HE FINDS OUT TONY IS ACTUALLY AN EVEN WORSE PERSON THAT HE PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED AND #NOOOOTTTTHINGGGGGG IS DONE ABOUT IT #the fact it took 3 movies of fucking around and it ended up with the mcu implying he's going to be more comics accurate. or at least less .. #like that.... #like you have a trilogy to do something with spidey and also an EXTENDED UNIVERSE and nothing happens #the nymcu (new york marvel cinematic universe) where its just daredevil and spider man and some select avengers that i like is very real to #me. VERY real to ME #we also seriously have to lower the stakes i'd love for him to be a friendly neighborhood spider-man #im not joking. why was he even in england. like just write any semblance of plot so peter feels responsible and FOLLOWS beck to england #because he literally cannot leave it alone. because it is his responsibility. because he cant help but think this is his fault #mostly a joke cause i dont love england but still. #SOMEHTING LIKE THIS PLEASE. PLEASE PPPPLLLLLEEEAAAAASE (the sniper on the opposing rooftop takes the shot and kills me) #edit: excuse me everybody i am not hating on tasm i love andrew garfield so much i can look over its issues #i AM hating on the weird little fucking spiderman universe theyre making without a spiderman. LMFAO #like what is sony thinking . WHAT. #morbius and also the kraven movie i have so little hopes for you its insane #and i very much enjoyed the venom movies but theyre also soooo fun as a standalone #where eddie is just going a widdle batshit

[enobariasteeth]

not enough people talking about Miguel calling MCU Peter Parker ‘that little nerd from earth 19999’

#bro what is wrong with you #hilarious #he’s so unintentionally funny #he sounds SO pissed when talking about him #like PLEASE calm down #if I had to deal with 1000 Peter Parker’s while also being the least funny spiderman #I think I’d also be a little unhinged #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #mcu #miguel o'hara #I need to know if he tried to recruit him #I’m assuming he did #and I’m assuming dr strange stopped him #GOD I want to see that interaction #I need to see miguel interact with dr strange and mcu Peter #and also tony stark while we’re at it #he would be SEETHING

[irondad-defensesquad]

i like to think that peter loves to hear rhodey's stories

#rhodey: ... then i said boom! you were looking for this #peter: *laughs* you're so cool mr. rhodey #rhodey: heh see tony? he thinks i'm cool #tony: *rolls his eyes* #lotus speaks

[unreversedumbrella]

this tweet was so real for this back when i cared about the mcu i used to ship these two so hard

#i used to think so hard about what he could do to that twink #i think i saw more art of peter with the kid that helped tony in iron man 2 or whatever #mcu #spider man #ned leeds