#beating my balls man

[rawstfish]

Nothing is worst on this site when you vote in a smash or pass poll and everyone is being bitches

#Looking at a fuckmarrykill blog #AND WHY R WE ALL KILLING THE GRINCH AND THE MASK??? #like WHAT the fuck ever #beating my balls man #my post

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CALIBORN: LET ME GET ONE THING FuCKING STRAIGHT. I'M FuCKING MANIACAL. I'M ABSOLuTELY FRANTIC. I'M MAD DOG. I'M BERSERK. I'M GOING WILD FuCKING INSANE. I'M A CYCLE PATH.

CALIBORN: I WAKE uP AT 11:30 AND DRINK FLAT MOuNTAIN DEW. Y'ALL ACTuALLY CHEW YOuR SPAGHETTI? WEAK. PATHETIC. uGLY. I SWALLOW IT DOWN MY SLIPPERY GuLLET LIKE IT'S NOTHING.

CALIBORN: I GO TO KuNG Fu LESSONS ON TuESDAY AND SATuRDAY SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. I FLuNG MYSELF INTO A NYQuIL-INDuCED 5-HOuR NAP AT 2:00 PM AND WHEN I WOKE uP I COULDN'T SEE SO I JuST WENT BACK TO BED AND WHEN I WOKE uP IT WAS NEXT WEEK.

#submission #dear submitter i know you sent this in as dave saying this but i implore you to hear me out #despite everybody knowing dave strider is the furthest guy from chill in the whole world #his lifes mission is to SEEM like the chillest guy in the whole world #dave says shit like. lemme get one thing fucking straight. im fucking chilling. im absolutely balling. im so normal regular its insane #while hes like. actively having some kind of mentauwl iuwllness flareup #my man has adhd and says some wild shit but the key to dave strider is that he acts like the wild shit is normal shit #and its on YOU to keep up with him. 'jesus get a fucking pen' type beat #CALIBORN however. caliborn is . like this. caliborn is a self proclaimed cycle path #i hope you understand op i have to make some executive decisions here #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn

[batfamhyperfixation]

AU where Jason doesn't come back and attack Tim, and the Batfam doesn't know he is alive, but he still becomes a villain

*pre-batfam knows Jason is alive*

Batman and Tim/Robin: *storm into an out-of-town building with bad guys*

Bad guy: Oh my god, you're-

Batman, used to it: I am Batman

Bad Guy: Jace's dad

Batman, visibly confused: Jace?

Another bad guy: oh god, you're right, that is Jay Jay's dad, hold on, let me facetime him really quick *pulls out his phone*

The phone: hey, what's up? Finally got the money to pay me?

Bad guy: dude, it's like 50 grand, we're working on it, so chill, but guess who we're with right now?

*Batman rushing up behind them so he can see Jason*

The phone: it better be someone pretty important, you guys interrupted me while I was reading.

Bad guy: *moves to the side so Jason can see Batman as Robin starts to climb into frame to see him too*

Jason: B? What are you- OH MY GOD, DID YOU REALLY GET ANOTHER ROBIN? Wait a minute, Larry, call me privately, I wanna talk to you *ends FaceTime*

Batman: I want that number right now. Give it to me RIGHT NOW

*phone rings, "JJ" pops up on the screen*

Bad guy, holding up a finger to tell Batman to hold on: *picks it up* no we're not in Gotham, he came here to us- no, no, I'm sorry, we forgot you haven't told him- well I-

Batman takes the phone: how dare you pretend to be my dead son, I don't know what kind of ploy or game you're getting at-

Jason: Jesus Bruce, you're so dramatic. Dont worry, I haven't told any of them your identity, or even my last name so they can't piece it together, they just think Batman is my dad, so I'm not gonna sully the family name or whatever

Bruce: that's not-

Jason: Little women are getting into some big problems over here so I'm gonna let you go. Bye B. *Hangs up*

#bruce internally: he made a pun... about little women... it is Jason #bruce externally: that imposter. i will find him and beat him up for impersonating my beloved jason #bruce goes on a search mission for Jason and Tim goes on his own search mission for jason cause he wants to yell at jason #'i had to force my way into the robin role to take care of a grown man grieving your death and you were actually alive this whole time??' #bruce. after he had a dna check. hugged jason while balling his eyes out #dick is like in awe and shock at jason just sorta staring and poking him occasionally #jason is sitting there like 'I can't believe you stormed into my poker game to kidnap me and do this. I HAD A ROYAL FLUSH-' #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #red hood #dc au

[bitebitesnap]

There is something incredibly funny about the idea of you being an assassin sent to kill Goku and he just, doesn't take you seriously at all. He's been threatened so many times that it doesn't phase him in the slightest to see yet another on that growing list of 'People Who Don't Like Him'. At least they sent someone cute this time and not some guy with a weird power or something. A normal human, though, is a bit tricky for him to work around, not wanting to actually hurt you and all that.

What makes it better is that he doesn't even try to take your attacks seriously and, in fact, takes it like you're flirting. You're pissed off and calling him every insult you know and he's just dodging every attack like it's nothing. Even firing back a few lines about how pretty you are and that he's kind of impressed a normal human could have this much stamina. He'll even let you hit him a few times-sure it doesn't hurt but you've got a lot of strength that he finds really attracting.

Just, please stop yelling. It's making his pants tight and hard to move in.

#the fact of 'taking fighting as flirting' goes for all Saiyans but is particularly funny with Goku #my man has No Thoughts at all times except during combat and is incredibly aware then too #so he's not missing one word or action when you're trying to beat the shit out of him and he will take it as a compliment #that you're trying to kill him while being so weak #flattered even #cute strong little you? trying to kill him? be still his beating heart #he'll admit it's probably the Saiyan in him but he loves the fact you're trying to kill him and doing so well at it too #(if he was human at least) #he can't help but find it really attractive and be drawn to you #so long as you calm down and let him talk to you maybe he could convince you to join his side #and maybe not be so angry? please? you're really pretty and he doesn't wanna hurt you #jawbones #dragon ball #goku x reader

[mechaking789]

All Anime Crossover Characters Wants to Beat The Sh*t out of Homelander ( I made this MEME)

#my stuff #meme #lol #funny #XD #anime crossover #crossover #anime characters #dc #invincible #dragon ball gt #dragon ball super #goku black #super baby 2 #omni man #the boys #homelander #jojo reference #beat up #anime #baby vegeta

[ambyandony]

today's prompt was 'saddle' so i felt obligated to draw a character from SBR, but i haven't read SBR yet, so as per request of one of my besties, here's hot pants

and here is diego eating rocks

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #i feel a kinship with a man who has gotten his ass beat for three consecutive hours in a fighting game #i too eat rocks #and he is silly your honour #jojo's bizarre adventure #steel ball run #diegosaur #diego brando #hot pants #jjba fanart #amby draws #my art #inktober 2023 #i dont know anything about sbr but i love diego

[mw-draws]

Anthony Janthony Crowley my fave

#good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #go2 fanart #crowley good omens #anthony j crowley #aj crowley #i love sketching in a sketchbook #nothing beats it man #and just going mental with the colours and the pen #give me a ball point pen and a few markers and we are GOLDEN #i love sketching like this expect more to come #the only annoying thing is taking the pictures #bc theyre always pure SHITE #anyways #my art

[autoboros]

Finished or not, first Side Order thoughts??

Oh man it was fucking incredible

Finished it not long ago, maybe like an hour ago

I had so much fun playing it and I Love the bosses so much

Genuinely my most favourite bosses in the series I have never had so much fun fighting any

Also look at my boy ⬇️

#my most favourite boss was the spinny guy with the layers #the fucking sound design. i cant get over it man im in love with the sound design #the sound design on every boss but ESPECIALLY the spinny guy and the ball guy #everything was fucking incredible and now i am gonna try beat it with every weapon #charger carried me through to the end without dying once and im currently doing brella and have just beaten the 2nd boss #i loved it i absolutely loved it #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order

[deviantartidentitydisorder]

complaining about weird gender shit and the gender expectations between afab and amab

the idea of "tme" people not understanding that growing up in male raised spaces means there is an insane level of violent hostility and aggression and thats something TME will never understand is so frustrating because its like okay. okay i udnerstand that i cant say this on mass. but i was raised and socialized in male groups and friendships due to being eprcieved as a dyke tomboy, and when i socially transitioned at 12-13, all the men i ever knew and also strangers then decided to validate my gender by physically abusing me. because thats what "boys do."

the idea of like, only BOYS have to deal with the violence of boy friendships is insane because literally everyone outside of ballet saw me as a boy. i was a fat, boyish aggressive rough housing farmer, with a short haircut and was constantly covered in dirt, paint, and blood. people thought i was a boy unless i was dressed upo, and you know what that caused? a lot of fucking physical fights before they would realize half way through that they're hitting a girl- and then decide it didnt matter because i "wanted to be a boy" anyways, so i better get used to it!

you cant pretend people like me dont exist!!! because i do!!! i exist!!!! you dont get the right to say that this isnt an experience transmascs get, because I GOT IT.

#this isn't at anyone directly im just realizing that my issue with all these posts on either side is that #it comes from this idea that tme people dont get beat for being 'girly' and its like i dont. i dont understand where youre getting that fro #yeah the fucking soft ball my uncle beat my face in for being too girly and weak to catch it wasn't actually misogynistic abuse it was #regular girl socializing. im sure!!! im sure most girls get beat by their dad for being a 'fag' right? or ? or? or? or? #perhaps? or perhaps? my fucking vagina didnt change the fact that people saw me as a weak man?

[piggiebonez]

im sorry but all of you "googoogaga zim needs therapy aaoooww zim has so much trauma sniff so saaaadd" people are sooooo fucking lame. if you sit zim down with a therapist the therapist is gonna curl up into fetal position start eating their own notes and cry. and maybe jump out the window

z*adrs dni. GIANT SPIDER KILLS YOU WITH HAMMERS

#my art #iz #invader zim #suicide mention #that one post THESE IRKENS CAN FIT SO MUCH TRAUMA😝😝😝shut the fuck up🖕🖕🖕fit these balls in your mouth how about that #and the one about iz being a greek tragedy. kys dum-dum #i know people like to look into things to find a deeper meaning for themselves but fuccckkk offfffff man #like im sorry all this speculative analysis of TRAUMA in invader zim is ridiculous. ANGSTY LONGPOSTS about dib having 'daddy issues' etc #and those morons who want zim to go through a redemption arc........god you people are boring. eat nails #THIS IS INVADER ZIM BITCH!!! we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to STEVEN UNIVERSE. fuckface #all iz characters drink poop-branded coke. it's not that deep #iz is sillay. let it stay sillay asshole #i am the ONLY PERSON who understands invader zim ok. me and mr vasquez get the same transmissions from space. i just get it you know #like i get it. i am THE ONLY ONE who gets it. none of you people do ok #lame ass. why are fandoms so lame. i want to beat up all of you nerds

[colgatebluemintygel]

toothpaste!!!! just spreading some love to the moots 2day,, hope you are well!!!!

REGGIE BABY HIIIIIIII <333 i am well, i've had a restful day… i am catsitting for my parents and am currently sitting in front of the fire w a cuppa pretending to do work but actually watching gardener’s world 💗💗💗 it’s me and monty don against the world

hope you're well xxxx sending the love right back 2 you !!!

#tho when i say my day has been restful it has not been without its antics.. #discovered a weird lil paper doll in the coal bucket w a photo of my baby niece’s face glued to it. so i sent my dad a text like ?????? #and he replied w: “Proto type 1” #…. okay !!!!! prototype of what !!!!!! #they also have a cage set up in the lounge that is filled w christmas baubles like a ball pitt and they call it tilly’s fighting cage #and tilly (the cat) gets inside and beats up the baubles. but she got stuck !! so help was required #this cat has been Through it i tell u.. she randomly turned up one day n just moved in. then gave birth to kittens n got hit by a car #she had 2 get her face reconstructed w metal and i always accidentally give her a lil electric shock when i pat her head 😭 #ummm what else. my grandad showed up in his lil one man digger asking for his favourite axe. and i was like sorry !!! idk where it is!! #then he just hopped back in his digger and peaced out. without a word. icon... #anywho rambles aside <3333 kisses !!

[selenealwayscries]

Day 3: Characters (Wormman)

past selene wdym a character . we all know wormman is a totally different guy !!

( I honestly didn't have a wormman design and I wasn't sure if I wanted to make him Ambiguously Zedaph or just a different guy so I went with both! )

Again, the list of prompts I made up for this month if anyone wants to do this as well:

#mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #zedaph #zedaphplays #zedtober #Selene's Zedtober™ #<- organization tag !! #this month is like a double edge sword for me #on 1 hand . i have an excuse to beat all of your asses with insane amounts of zed art #the other hand . i dont know how quick this is gonna burn me out so im just trying to compile as much art i can rn #which probably isnt good for my mental health but . fuck it we ball <- not parentally advised way of dealing with mental health #i love this man i can draw him all day but also drawing this much might kill my motivation #well see how it goes lol #also he hasnt uploaded in 2 weeks . where is he . where did he go . when will he return from the great war /what #can you tell i barely slept hahaha ha h #anyways no brain cell rn gonna dip #catgirl supreme

[splat-newt]

frye's palette is done, so now it's time for the cool new awesome one

i'm expecting it to either be hell or mildly inconvenient, depending on how i go about it

right now i'm just on tha prlz grind so i can max out all of my upgrades

#either gonna try get good at the game or go fuck it we ball and see how i go with 6 colour chips to my name #the amount of hacks you're allowed to the amount of chips you get is seriously brutal #at that rate it sounds like just switching on all your hacks and brute forcing it is more worthwhile #i feel like 3 chips off per hack would be better #but also i'm an itty bitty baby gamer that still hasn't beat after alterna #so far i've only done two runs with limited hacks and ohh man i've gotten way too used to marina's epic gamer cheat codes #side order #text post #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon dlc #splatoon 3 side order #splatoon side order

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Me watching 4/5 of my fav rookies crash out during the last two laps

#quiles my baby how could u do this to 'em 😔😔😔 #little skittle of a man :(((( #then salmela went :cccc #salmela bounced like a bouncy ball after his crash tho straight back to his feet :') #and we got Pini podium>:[ #why i got beef w pini? hes evil! beat quiles in hawkers last year and hes STINKE! #evil evil lad! he looks like he eats nasty *just add water* pasta meals #redbull rookies cup

[minty-bubblegum]

Shrek x minty (CANON SHIP NOT FAKE)

Shrek turns and looks at minty with his alpha wolf male dominace, looking her up and he licks his daddy green lips seductively. Minty's uwu petite figure shakes under shrek's large genital figure, as she looks at him eith big doe eyes. Shrek walks forward, kissing minty with his long sexy tongue, making minty uwu in submissive ness

@dadofdisappointment can you kill me

#Please fucking kill me #I can't do this shit anymore #Put the gun in my mouth but I couldn't pull the trigger so now you have to do it #Plus if I have to read this so do you #First my comments kept getting cut off #Now this #You sent this yesterday but I didn't have post juice so now you must be reminding of yr sins red #Breaking this post down #1. I have the most alpha wolf dominance male zaddy #So I would've been the top #2. I AM NOT FUCKING PETITE I AM SO TALL IM TALL #IM 5'4“ YOU HAVE TO BE 5'3” TO BE PETITE #BEAT THAT BITCH 🤬🤬 #3. why is Shrek penis shaped #4. So what if my eyes r round doesn't mean I'm a helpless little deer I'll charge at you with my big amrs 🤬🤬 #5. I haven't brushed my teeth in like three days so #My throat probably tastes like semen and hot Cheetos #ANd my breath smells like balls and something zesty #I don't think I'm bi anymore because no women love me I'm women repellent 🥺 #No man likes me either they are too scared of my dominance 🥶🥶 #Just remembered my twelve wives nvm #I'm so alpha male wolf dominance zaddy #What #Can you guys pretend to ignore my neurodivergence and kill me already

[thqtoneweirdo]

how come we finally get new lore after 3 months and i can't even be jumping for joy.

instead i have to narrow my eyes and seethe.

i have to look upon my screen, enraged, as octane's "father" continues to exist.

#and why were they trying to make me sympathetize for that man too. #nuh uh #torres silva dni #hes a smelly boy #why is balls trusting him #like i was beating my fists at this one #you don't even know the side eye he got from me #can maggie and lifeline hurry it up 🥺🙏🏾 #like get him out😭 #not my first idea of an early birthday gift but. ill take it over nothing. #apex legends #kinda a rant