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karmalandboxinmyattic · 2 years

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August 15th, 2022 Karmaland

Here goes the big retelling of what happened today with Beanie Duo/Luckity/however you want to call it. Mostly because I've seen so many people freaking out about it and I know there are some english speaking fans that want to get the context of what's going on with Quackity's relationships in Karmaland so here goes nothing

(Under the cut because this is going to be SO long, lord help me it's late but I want to do this)

So big context before going on about what happened today.

First of all during Karmaland's 1st day one of the members got abducted by aliens (Staxx). A week later when he was rescued Vegetta777 started making jokes about Staxx being pregnant and it became canon.

During the week that Staxx was abducted Quackity by indirectly killed all of Rubius' pets. He ate an apple that spawned a mob that killed every living being that was around inside Rubius house and they could do nothing about it. Now this would've been fine if the mob hadn't killed 1.- The duck, which is a new pacific mob that they introduced in the mods this season and 2.- The pig. Every Karmaland season and in every minecraft server that Rubius plays he always has this pig called Juan Carlos. The mob killed both of them.

Quackity at first wanted to run away but at the end he decided that he was going to confront Rubius. Rubius didn't actually fight with him but told him that if Quackity built a bike shop for him Rubius would let him go unscattered. Now Rubius has not been the best to Quackity, every time he can he puts landmines on Quackity for him to blow up and he has stolen things from him before.

So at the beginning Quackity didn't want to say yes but at the end he did. He planned on making a trap below the shop, kidnap Rubius' new pets and kill them again in front of Rubius in defiance. He told Luzu about it.

Now, Luzu has always been a nice guy in general but the thing this season of Karmaland is that they don't remember last seasons/other servers they've been. So Luzu is generally nice becasue that's his personality but after what he went through on K4 he has this "need" to be dark/evil/protect himself from others.

However he has always had a soft spot for the new ones and that's why he has been nicer to Quackity and Illojuan than to everyone else. Mostly with Quackity tho. The other person he hangs out the most is Willyrex, but Willy is the complete opposite of Luzu. Willy has been putting mines and traps all around Karmaland this season only because he finds it funny. He has been trying to put traps on Quackity's house/steal his pets for a while but Luzu has been convincing Willy not to.

That until a couple of days ago where Luzu helped Willy put traps around Quackity's house. This because people are starting to catch up that Luzu is REALLY protective over him, to the point of killing anyone that hurts Quackity. While they don't really remember last season they have "hunches", last season both The Dark Brotherhood (a group that consisted of Willy, Fargan, and Rubius that were focused on destroying everything and cause chaos) and Lolito used someone that Luzu cared for to make him hurt. The brotherhood with Manolo (his pet pig) and Lolito with Auron (his neighboor/best friend/romantic interest). Now in K5 Rubius has mentioned before that he always sees Luzu and Quackity in fanart together, Willy always complains to Luzu about how he doesn't let him do pranks to Quackity, and even someone put a romantic luckity fanart behind Luzu's house. That's why when Willy asked him to put traps around Quackity's house Luzu said yes, under the condition that they weren't going to put landmines and/or destroy his house.

With that in mind, today there was an "event". It wasn't a big event like the fair, but it was a mini event. Staxx gave birth of an alien/monster thing and they fought against an alien that wanted to take the kid with it.

The thing was that Quackity found Willy's traps, that along a huge picture of Willy sitting in top of a canon aiming at his house, obviously a threat. Luzu told him that he had been the one that took the picture but didn't mention the traps, and Quackity had questions but didn't ask Luzu about it.

After the event, Luzu and Illojuan got into Rubius' bike shop and realized that the Item Scanner had stolen all of the iron and diamonds that they had with them. Luzu got REALLY mad because he knows (or at least senses) that Rubius is not a good guy, and demanded to get his iron back. Rubius didn't, told him that Alexby and Quackity worked with him on the shop and payed them what they had "earned" on today's sells (which the payment was Luzu's and Illojuan's iron) Luzu told him to keep the iron but he was going to blow up Rubius' house.

Quackity didn't pay much attention to everything that was going on with Rubius and Luzu (he was trying to get inside Staxx's house because a special trader was inside there) but he got together with Rubius, Alexby, and Staxx right when they were telling Titi (Staxx's hybrid son) to place 2 landmines on Luzu's doorstep. Quackity tried to make them stop but couldn't without showing Rubius that he was on Luzu's side so he had to let them place them.

He went to his house and on the way he found Luzu and Illojuan with canons preparing to blow up both Bear Bikes (the shop) and Rubius' house. He let them go telling them that he was in because he wanted to both get it back to Rubius, help them cover up, AND protect his trap below the shop to be seen, since he still haven't finished it but wanted to do it nonetherless.

When Quackity was on his house Luzu and Illojuan died from an explotion and Quackity said that he hadn't tell Luzu about it because he didn't understand why him and Willy were outside his house, there were some string loose on the story.

He went to Luzu's and explained what had happened with Titi and the landmines and went to blow up Bear Bikes.

As a side note Quackity has a blue scarf that can make him invisible, so when they blow up the shop he told Luzu and Illojuan that he was going to be hidden so that Rubius' didn't know it was him and keep his trust. The thing was that Rubius DID find out and saw and heard Luzu and Illojuan. Because Quackity had the scarf AND his armor Staxx found him so what Quackity had to do next was lie his ass off.

He told Rubius about what Luzu and Illojuan did but kept himself out of the story, telling him that he was hidden with the scarf. Rubius didn't believe him because why did he not do anything to stop them then and at that point Staxx found Luzu hidden behind his house listening to everything they were saying.

Luzu told Quackity to keep at it and they were going to talk later and sounded disappointed. So Quackity after trying one last time to talk to Rubius but couldn't because Luzu wasn't answering his private messages, he left them there and ran to talk to Luzu and explained what happened.

Quackity told him everything and Luzu, while still not trusting Quackity, still told him to pick whatever side he wanted, because playing the double game would make him lose. Quackity told Luzu that if Luzu told him to he would go in that instant to Rubius and tell him to go fuck himself if that meant he would have Luzu's trust back.

Luzu didn't say anything else after that, they talked to Illojuan and told him what had happened, and Luzu decided to give him the gift he had prepared for about a week now: A Skeleton Horse.

Skeleton Horses are an important part of Luzu's lore. In Karmaland 4 after Luzu was betrayed by his politic party, and his friends he decided to make The Horses of the Apocalypse. He planned on making then a group of people that was going to fight alongside him against the ones that had wronged him. Luzu has always been known to tamper into the dark arts so black magic was a given for his horsemen. Last season it was Luzu, Willy, Vegetta, and Rubius. Since right after making the horsemen (and kidnapping a couple of people) they couldn't do much more because Lolito lost his memories, and then a meteorite threatened the life of everyone in Karmaland, etc etc, they couldn't do much with the concept.

This season however it seems that Luzu still has Death as a horse, and the second gifted horse went to Quackity, Plague.

Plague DID die, however, asphyxiated on a wall like Quackity's seal Oi Oi, but in general it's the idea that he is a Horsemen now.

So believe me, there wasn't really a betrayal, it was mostly this two idiots wanting to protect each other but sucking at communication.

#karmaland 5 #luzu #quackity #beanie duo #luckity #long post #ranting in the basement #I'm pretty sure I missed some things so if I think about it in the morning I'll add it #until now this is all I have in my rambling brain

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duchi-nesten · 9 months

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I could go for the obvious ships, but where’s the creativity in that?

Vlad x Mr Lancer

HDFUHGUSDIHUDSH OKAY. amazing ship,. this is a pleasure.

Vlad was annoyed.

Skulker had finally had enough of his bossy ass and decided to hunt him too (since like he's also a halfa, so his pelt is also worht ...something for sure.) and surprisingly... Skulker managed to get an upper hand on him. (embarassing)

He barely slipped away at the last second, quickly flying away into the super early time of day sky, but the hunter was on his tail.

He couldn't lose him out in the open. His best bet was trying to hide somewhere. He glanced at the buildings underneath him and AH

THE SCHOOL.

Perfect place to hide.

He phased into the building (becasue he actually remembers he can do that. Not like some people.)

Some people was a jab at Phantom, but apparetnly Skulker also belonged to that category as he blasted the wall Plasmius just phased through.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are little kitten" he said and that gave Vlad a visceral reaction.

The halfa quickly ducked into the first classroom and prayed that the hunter won't find him. (he wans't a coward shut the fuck up.)

He heard Skulker approach the door and held in his breath.

But that's when he noticed.

There was a bald man staring right at him from the front of the classroom. He was actually a very handsome looking bald man.

But unfortunatly for Plasmius that handsome bald man looked like he was about to scream.

Oh butter biscuits.

Wait sorry I forgot this is fanfiction and not a script for a cartoon that strictly caters to children.

Oh fuck.

Like a lightning strike, Plasmius was by the bald man in a split second, catching him by his waist and covering his mouth.

"Shush babygrill." he said seductively. And god he could see the visceral reaction the bald man had from that.

He ignored that for the moment and listened out for Skulker. There was a crash in the hallway, almost like someone blasted another wall to get inside. Great, Daniel was here. For once that was a good thing for Vlad. He relaxed. Daniel would handle the hunter ghost for him.

He could now focus on the handsome bald man in his arms.

And god was he handsome.

Vlad took a little peak at the man's desk and noticed a sign with his name.

"Mr. Lancer..." that sounded familiar. Wasn't he one of Daniel's teachers?

Well judging by the fact that they were in a school and this was a classroom that would be quite possible.

He looked to Mr. Lancer and saw him staring right back at him. Those beautiful green orbs analizing him and his every move. But at least it seemed like the man wasn't scared anymore.

Plasmius removed the hand covering Lancer's mouth and would you look at that, the man in fact did not scream.

They looked at each other. No one spoke. It was like a weird connection was forming between them.

Before any of them realized it they were making out on the teacher's desk. Ungraded tests falling to the ground all around them.

2 years later, they got happily married :)

#yes this #this is something that i wrote uh #kad answers #anon #ask game

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strawberry-selfships · 2 years

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god im latched onto cliff like a lost ducking i love him so much i wanna fall asleep on him i want him to ask me how my day was and i give him a really vague answer becasue i dont wanna think abt the past and then he lets me pick a movie and we watch it together . i wanna teach him how to play a video game and watch him struggle with it for a little because hes not used to it but then he gets the hang of it and we have a blast . he would kick my ass at wii tennis . i want him to pack me a lunch for when i have to go out for soemthing i want him to give me his jacket when i get cold i want to be able to stim and kick and make weird noises around him when i get excited and engaged and he doenst mind it one bit because he s my dad and he loves me

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catboyaramaki · 5 months

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Queer duck he's intellectual queer duck he's homosexual please don't think that he's perverse he's the patients favorite male nurse he's ok he's just fey becasue he's openingly gay he's a truly queer queer duck. I'm as gay as a goose!

#certified Ayin moment

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chiptrillino · 3 years

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by decree of fire lord Zuko, first of his name, son of lady ursa, and prince Iroh, the burned, the phoenix prince, the aggressiv peaceful, bender of the colourful flames and wielder of the dual swords (if you know what i mean), master jerk-bender, the blue spirit, your friend lee with the good cup of tea, tea server during the weekend at the jasmine dragon open from 7:30 am to 7:00 pm from Monday till Sunday, ginseng 50% off and every 10th cup of tea free what a steal, daily heart attack for the kyoshi warriors, defeater of sleep, most comfortable living heater according to the avatar and his allies, best ichy spots scratcher; herby declares!

that if this post is granted 1000 notes, he permits princess Izumi first of her name, born under the south star, the peaceful, the sun drop, the sun flake, the soft wind, the gentle fire hazard, mini sparky, the living sunrise; to rise and keep lily pad frogs in the pond next to the turtledecks!

-approved and sealed

by fire lord zuko.

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Sokka and suki are supposed to help him keep the fire nation in check. not teaching his daughter argumentation tactics and how to formulate contracts!

Sokka arguments that they are raising the future fire lord so technically "we are we are working ahead of schedule!" btw the lily pad frogs in question

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aceyanaheim · 2 years

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idk dude early 30s feel ike “late 20s 2 electric bugaloo” and I’m kind of a disaster but I’m good at it and I’ve wondered about my path in life more times than I can count and its just...nice??? To see 2 people in their 40s-50s going “i dont really know what I’m doing but I’m trying and I’ll figure it out”?

#the mighty ducks game changers #Alex Murrow #Gordon Bombay #like specifically Alex dropped out of law school becasue of life circunstances ( having Evan) and Gordon got chewed up and spit out by an #industry he gave his all to and after 3 freakin movies of making mistakes and being the underdog anyone would get Tired and its sorta...#relatable adults? But also its Hopeful becasue they find their ways and i admire 'its never too late' but i specially admire that its #for characters over 20 years my seniors i get emo about them but quic #ive probably said this bfore bc i cant shut the fuck up about this series lmao but like #ive hinted at it i wanted to just Say It #i see it a lot with people Around my age i see it a lot more with people one or 2 years younger than me #i have never seen a narrative where people my parents age find their way again and god i didnt know how bad i wanted it yknow

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kazoohaa · 2 years

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𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐏. dorm leaders

— notes. in my mind, the dorm leaders are actually good friends w each other bc their dynamics would be so fun omg. pls theyd literally be the best combination of friends ever

— details. riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, azul ashengrotto, kalim al-asim, vil schoenheit, idia shroud & malleus draconia as a chaotic friend group headcanons.

the prefects of each dorm in night raven college have these 'meetups' of sorts every month. there's no specific day it's set on, but they're sure to hold one at least once a month.

originally, it was just lasting a few minutes long where they just gather in a room to catch each other up on school happenings and arrange events, etc. just the usual, formal housewarden things. where malleus was often forgotten to be invited in..

but as they started to get to know each other more (AND FINALLY NOT FORGETTING MALLEUS), the meetings started dragging later and later on. eventually all of them ended up staying the night at one of the dorms

and it just. became the norm for them.

it's guaranteed for at least one of them to get collared by riddle during the meetup. and that's only if they're lucky. because the usual is seeing majority of them collared by the end of it for some unknown reason.

they have a group chat with every one of them, and that's where they arrange their sleepovers now

it used to be a rotation between whose dorm they'd stay at, but then they just ended up holding votes each time on whose dorm to raid sleep in.

so now, every dorm has a 'guest room' reserved for this special occasion the housewardens hold between them.

at the start, they'd spend their time doing the usual school updates and things, then the conversation would shift to their sleep schedules, stress, annoying dorm members/classmates/juniors, etc.

so basically it's just a big gossip session for all of them.

whenever they stay in pomefiore— actually, scratch that— wherever they end up staying, vil will insist on giving each of them some beauty treatments. so they're all sitting there with face masks or face cream or some other beauty product vil's pulled out of that seemingly bottomless bag of his.

these meetups also act as therapy sessions for them

there's lots of trauma dumping from each of them minus kalim because he's just?? genuinely happy all the time. how do you do it, kalim? as the others hear them out and offer comfort in their own ways

or it's mainly just azul crying about things /j

THEY ARE MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT BUDDIES. THEY WILL HELP EACH OTHER THROUGH THEIR UPS AND DOWNS BECASUE! T HEY! ARE! FRIENDBS!

aha i'm sorry i got a little carried away there. :)

idia would bring along games for them to try out and play against each other. the loser will have to make a deal with azul. /j

/hj

if azul loses, then he'll have to make a contract with the winner which would put him at the clear disadvantage.

riddle and malleus are often the losers /j

THEY! DO! PILLOW! FIGHTS!

kalim's often the one who starts it, throwing it straight at idia. he gets startled and chucks it back in a random direction, managing to get riddle straight in the face. angered, he throws it at the ignihyde dorm leader again but he squeaks and ducks just in time, so it hits leona. his sleep got disturbed, so clearly he has to make it someone else's problem, so he throws it at azul, who throws it at—

yeah you get the idea.

vil always tries to sit this one out, because he can't get his hair or face messed up because of some childish pillow fight! that would be disgraceful!

when he does get roped into it, he becomes the fiercest pillow warrior of them all.

malleus originally didn't get the concept of the "pillow fight". humans certainly were interesting. they battled each other with fluffy items? he's never heard of such a pastime. he eventually joins in after leona thwacks him in the back of the head with a pillow. malleus is the second most terrifying pillow fighter, because vil somehow ups him in that area of expertise.

they also do those things where they imitate museum statues. one time, an unsuspecting dorm member walked into the room where the prefects were and found them posing like that. the poor student got threatened to get their head chopped off by riddle, turned into sand or beat up by savanaclaw students by leona, become the tweels' next squeeze buddy by azul, etc, so they swore to not tell a peep to anyone, and awkwardly backed out of the room

kalim brings food which jamil made for everyone!! azul tries to eat as little as possible but the other dorm leaders aren't blind, they'll have him eat some more >:(

(their care lowkey reminded azul of how his mother would act.)

i'm sorry, i had to just get that out there because AZUL HAS TO GET THAT SELF-LOVE KNOCKED INTO HIS THICK SKULL.

anyways :D

all of them usually end up staying up way too late (when they finally tire themselves out, they realise there's only 50 minutes until school starts). even riddle ends up getting carried away and not noticing how much time has passed.

the vice dorm leaders are about to pull their hair out because of these meetups, because the housewardens all come back to their respective dorms looking like they've had a hangover or something. good lord, please let the vice housewardens finally get a break!!

#🗒 . writing #housewarden friendship !#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland headcanons #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia

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donttouchtheneednoggle · 2 years

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SMACK

"Ow!"

What the the council saw before them used to be an everyday scenario when Percival first came to Camelot, but after however long it had been he had learned to duck under every doorway he entered. But here he was, rubbiing his forehead where it had bounced off the doorframe.

"They've lowered the doorway!" he complained, looking outraged. Gwen noted with mild horror that he was wearing sleeves, rolled up on a blue shirt she recognised as her brother’s, that only just about fit him becasue of Elyan’s inability to wear shirts that were not ridiculously big on him, rendering them mostly useless.

“What are you talking about El?" said Elyan who was just behind him, wearing a puzzled frown. He was wearing one of Percival’s sleeveless tunics, though it looked more like a dress on him. Gwen really needed to have a talk with them about public decency. "They've finally raised it!" Her brother walked back and forth under the doorway with ease as per usual, an ecstatic smile on his face. He looked insane.

Wait.

El.

"Oh no," Gwen said aloud.

This bodyswap fic is twisting my brain bc they don’t notice and can’t percieve that they or the person they’ve swapped with are in the wrong bodies, but everyone else can tell obviously bc when gwaine has taken over leon’s body and vice versa BELIEVE me you know about it

#coming hopefully soon #elyan is scarred for life when apparenlty leon winks suggestively at him #apparently lancelot calls arthur a dollophead in front of the entire round table #apparenlty gwen wears arthur's white shirt to council and apparently arthur wears gwens dress #and everyone dies from sheer bisexuality #and lancelot has to do the dragonlord roar #its fun #bbc merlin #my fic

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uniasus · 2 years

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5K whump BBC Merlin fic

Summary: Merlin doesn't duck the chair in the tavern brawl, but due to delayed response, he doesn't realize how severe his concussion is.

Comments: I read the first few paragraphs and went yes, real whump! becasue my own memories of my concussion incident are pretty much the same. Just, you know, soccer ball to the face instead of a chair. The descrpitions in this are sublime, and I always get a kick of Merlin pushing through things. Though in this case, he's not just pushing through a concussion, he's also pushing through the believe that he has one. Oh, that boy needs supervision.

#fic rec #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #merlin whump #h/c #onceandfuturewarlock

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bluehairedtracii · 4 years

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Too Good For Me. || Din Djarin X Jedi! Reader SMUT*

Part of the Best Obsessions AU!

Masterlist

Requested: aksjdjksld

Warnings: Swearing! full blown Sex, oral both male and female receiving, unprotected (pls be safe irl!),edging, anal, slight degrading, kissing, some fluffy aftercare, No helmet Din, Blindfolded for some parts, touch starved Din, Force reacts inappropriately sometimes with reader, established partnership, made something up so I could kinda waltz around the creed’s code, shh dont hurt me pls. (hopefully I didn't miss anything)

Parings: Din Djarin x reader

Authors Note: Okay so now this is really my first time writing a full smut. I hope you enjoy, I low-key was imagining that one gif of Pedro in Narcos for this. I hope this is good!The Next parts i want to be full of angst, jealousy, fluff, and lots of more kinks and fantasies to be played out (cough cough I might add a daddy kink into it but shhh)))

Let me know if you want to be added to the taglist! :) 💕

Summary: Din kept his promise and he wants you to know just how much he’s been thinking of you. Training went well, but after what you did to him, he wants to throw scouting out of the window and show you everything now.

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“Good, again.” You jumped over his back and rolled over his shoulder. Ducking under his punch and you strike him in the shoulder, your knuckles only slightly bruised. and he snips you on your side. “Watch your form!” He snarls at you and tries to trip you by sweeping his leg, but the force favors you and tells you “Jump!”, so you do. His grunts were seeping into your ears. Unbeknownst to him, sleeping that night after he left was nearly impossible. So you were fired up but nearly exhausted, this was almost your 6th round training with Din today. You clipped his body with your side and tossed him down.

When he hit the floor he let out a grunt and then laughed a bit. You straddled him and laughed, both of you taking a moment becasue of how out of breath you two seemed to be. “Another round?” you huffed before realizing your position and quickly get up to help him by holding out your hand. He took your hand and raised himself, once up he put his free hand on your upper arm squeezing tightly. “Nah, let’s take a break.” “Freshen up and meet me in my cot, I have to show you something.”

“o-okay” was all you could muster out. He left, leaving you there dumbfounded. your mind was racing, what was so important? He never stops training this early, the sun is still out and the moons are far from setting.

So you do what he told you, you freshen up by splashing your face with cold water and you let your hair down. Just for now as you think that you two will continue training later.

It felt good to be back on the ship for now, it felt like home. Sure you like Sorgan and it feels good to be on a somewhat stable planet. but you can’t beat the feeling of where you spent majority of your life for the past couple of months with your makeshift family.

You sigh and exit the refresher making your way into Mando’s room. You knock once and hear the modulated voice respond “Come in.”

when you enter you can’t seem to find him. “Turn around” the force calls out faintly. You try, but you feel a hand on your shoulder. “Don’t turn around.” he says.

“Y/n? Do you trust me...?” he says statically. “Of course, always.”

“Good.”

“Now I need you to trust in me, blindly...” His arm reached in front of you and he showed you a black makeshift blindfold. “Will you do this for me?”

That sent a shiver down your spine. “y-yes”

“Good.”

He wrapped it around you and you were enveloped into darkness. you heard multiple things going on around you. Was this part of training? Are we gonna go scouting soon?

Your mind was racing

Then you heard a large bang of metal hitting the floor.

It scared you to say the least, but nothing in you was alerting you to anything bad, it was just a quick scare.

“D-din? I-” you were shut up when you feel kisses up your neck. “u-uh” you tried to hold back a moan, but it came out louder than expected. you feel a hand snake up your thin tank top and it sends shivers down your spine.

“That night...” he said in between kisses, his fingers rest on your breast. “I know what you really wanted...” “Maker... I think you may have known what I wanted too...” he gave it a gentle squeeze over the lace bra.

He gets to the most sensitive part of your neck and your whimpers bleed out of you. “I-I did?” you breath out. He stopped and pushed you gently against the wall. You could feel him right on top of you and he plays at the hem of your shirt.

“I want you...”

“Do you want me too?”

“I want you so bad...I need you.” you moan into the words as they drip from your mouth.

He grunts and presses his lips to yours, you kiss back and tangle together. Finding his soft locks with one hand and trail to the tent in his pants with the other.

Then you realize; His armor... the beskar is gone. Maker you hope that this isn't a dream and you’d wake up any moment. You wish you could see his face. But just feeling him on top of you made everything worth it.

He asks you for permission to undress you and you audibly said yes. He took off your shirt and you helped him shrug off your pants and undergarments.

“Fuck. look at you, look at how fucking perfect you are...” he trailed off, if you weren't wearing the blindfold, he would have seen your eyes light up and the lust turn deeper in you. You were embarrassed, but in a good way, and the force felt it in you. It manipulated the blind fold and tried to lift it past your eyes, but you took your hands and brought the blindfold back down before you saw anything.

Din chuckled “It’s okay Cyar’ika, I trust you.” he lifted your chin with his finger and he slipped the blindfold off of your head. You kept your eyes closed. “But what about-” “I can show my face to those I have a strong and deep emotional connection with. Someone I trust in more ways than one...” “So, open your eyes cyare..”

You do and the first thing you do is catch his brown eyes...

In awe, you bit your lip and your eyes sparkled as you took in his face. You closed the gap in between you both and wrap your arms around his neck. “Fuck you’re so so hot...everything I've ever wanted... everything I ever imagined.”

That’s what set you both off and he threw you onto his bed as he stripped from his clothes, leaving on his boxers. He crawled onto you and went down into your heat.

“Din…Din please..” you moan and drag out the last word gripping the sheets of Din’s bed. You gasp and and grip the sheets harder as you look down and see him in your heat, a pile of dark curls on his head as he works his magic in between your legs. You move your hands to his hair, pulling on his curls and he grips your hips tighter. You can feel the way he moves and it’s nothing like you've ever felt before.

Suckling on your clit and then he circles it. Your legs shake and you curse. “O-oh Ssshit!” Everything he does and every way he moves puts you deeper and deeper into a trance. Even his facial hair adds to the immense pleasure you feel.

You feel your climax and moan louder than before. “D-din i-im” he picks up the pace moving one hand to your heat and using his fingers to help you finish, but before you came he kissed up your body to your neck his soft lips moving with vigor. Pumping in and out faster and faster. You really hope that this isn't another dream...You tremble and he kisses your jaw. You melt into him and your high is near.

“what do you want?” he snarls out. You try to respond but you’re a mess. He slows down causing your climax to be stopped and you whimper.

“Again, what. do. you. want.?”

“Y-you Din... I-I want you to fuck me...” That sent him off the edge and he drilled his fingers into you. His grunts filled your ears again. You were in euphoria, a complete mess and he helped you ride out the high. “Fucking fuck.” you breathe out. He laughs lowly, and cleans you up with his fingers. “You’re so good for me...” you turned him around and climbed on top of him.

“I’m about to show you how much better I can be.” bringing down his pants, his cock sprung from underneath the fabric and you bit your lips. God it was like you were ravenous...nearly aching for him to be inside of you in all of his length.

You finally saw that your dreams were a reality.

giving him a tease you circled the tip and could already see the magic you were causing in him. Pre-cum was already sitting at the top with you only having touched him slightly. He was melting in your hands. cupping his balls, you took him in, making a show out of it.

He tensed up and moaned out “fuck yeah baby, that’s my good girl y/n...” He was tensing up and you could feel that he was close to his high by the way his cock twitched in your mouth.

So you teased him by stopping for a bit.

It was your way of payback for what he did to you moments ago when you were about to reach your high, but he stopped you.

“c-c’mon cyar’ika.. please.” He begged you. To be honest you liked the way he was begging you, maybe you’d drag it on a little longer.

wiping your tongue across the tip made him growl like a beast. Maybe he;s had enough now.

while finishing him off, he grabs your hair and helps you by thrusting his hips farther into your throat. Now he’s the mess. He lets out one last grunt and he releases himself into your throat, the hot and sticky mess you gratefully take and swallow. He releases with a sting of lewd curses.

Maker, you didn't know how but that turns you on even more.

Again, he’s everything you’ve ever imagined him to be and he tastes fucking fantastic.

He pants “Oh, you’ll pay for that.” he flips you to lay on your hands and knees. You feel him hovering behind you. One hand cups your throat lightly and the other is on your hip rubbing your ass. “you were such a good girl.. but you turned naughty... All to see the look on my face. Tell me Cyar’ika, was that punishment for what I did to you?” he whispers into your ear and lightly slaps your ass. You moan to reply.

”Well, you know how we make up for that right?”

“With your cock?” you moaned while biting your lips. “There’s my smart girl...”

In a blink of an eye he inserted himself into you slowly. His length filled you and he let you adjust, while he kissed your neck and positioned himself to fit you by placing both of his hands on your hips.

He started to move in and out. You couldn't even think straight. The room was filled with moans, grunts, and swears, almost like a symphony. Then he came by your ear again. “Tell me y/n, is this what you dreamed of me doing to you all those times?” he thrusted harder into you. “Oh you have no fucking idea.” you gasped when he brought you up and kissed your neck while thrusting at full speed. “Fuck yeah, right there Din f-fuck!” you bit your hand trying not to spill anymore slurs and brought the other to frame his head behind you holding onto the back of his neck.

His words were right in your ear the whole time. Your highs were approaching.

“D-Din!”

“That’s it be a good girl and cum when I tell you, but I want to hear you, let this godforsaken planet know you’re mine.”

yo both moved in unison the sound of pleasure seeping out of the room, his hips where ramming into you at full force and you were about to collapse from the pure pleasure. He felt you twitch, your walls starting to tighten around him.

“Good girl, not yet...”

You whimpered needing to release on him and he chuckled lowly seeing you ache in pleasure was his favorite.

“Now.”

you gasped and slurred, releasing onto him, basically screaming his name, and a mountain of pleasure took over your body, the knots once in your stomach were now undone.

Then Din let himself out, “Oh maker, Y/N” you both collapsed on each other trying to catch your breath.

He kissed you again and you rolled off one another, cleaning each other up and smiling. He place you under the covers and snuggled up to you. wrapping a strong arm around your waist, and kissing your forehead. “wow” you both let out and unison and laughed. “I've been dreaming of doing that forever.”

“really?” you questioned him with bright eyes. “I mean, so have I, but we hated each other at first... I never thought you’d feel the same way...”

“Maker, it’s true I couldn't stand you at first, but then, i guess it escalated into something more in my heart after really getting to know you.”

You giggled and kissed him, but when you pulled away you lingered, just staring at each other and admiring him in all of his beauty.

“Not what you expected?” “More than what i expected, I've always been so close to seeing you in my dreams, but would always wake up, but a dream cant make up this much handsomeness on one face...” he smiled and brought you back down for one more kiss. you yawned and nuzzled yourself into his chest.

You drew circles on him,

“So Din, what does this make us?”

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Ducktales Reviews: The Battle for Castle McDuck!

How to sum up how I feel about this episode....

Yeah that’ll do it. This wasn’t a BAD episode. It flowed nicely, had two great new additions to the cast.. but after weeks of really good episodes, warts and all.. this one was just.. okay. Part of the problem isn’t the episode’s fault as I went in expecting the answers to scrooge’s immortality, the answers to hortense we didn’t get last week, and you know donald and della actually getting to interact with their grandparents. I got.. pretty much none of that, though I did get some answer as to how Hortense lived long enough to have donald. But we’ll get to that. Point is part of the episodes baggage is on setting my expectations too high, the same happened with “Astro B.O.Y.D.” earlier this season and in hindsight, that one is really excellent even if it wasn’t the fenton episode I was hoping for, it’s still really damn good. THis one... even if it’s not what I was hoping ofr, while not bad it’s still pretty medicore. Let’s get into why shall we? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We open at Castle McDuck, where Webby’s narrating for people who didn’t see the last episode set here and aren’t obsessive about watching the show like you or I. And also because this time she’s not so starstruck that she can’t actually speak or function, so she can actually get all the lore she wants in. The family is here because while the Druid stones seem to be working, the mists protecting the castle, and keeping it out of lockstep with reality every 5 years, have suddenly vanished. Naturally Fergus blames Scrooge for that. I’m mixed on this version of Fergus. While i’m fine with chanigng things up from life and times, having him live and having him resent scrooge on some level, it worked better last time as there was emotional weight and a reason behind it: Scrooge and him didn’t get along becasue Fergus missed his boy and resented that his sucess lost him a son and made him cold and bitter like Fergus himself. It fit both men to just be too damn proud to talk it out. So while Fergus being a bit crotchety still isn’t ENITRELY out of character him still being a dick to his son for no real reason and given no new one for being an asshole to him just annoys me. The character last time was three dimensional, understandable and likeable. This one is just a bitter old man constantly yelling at his son and doting on his daughter. More on that bit in a bit.

Downy meanwhile is just as lovely as last time: Since she lived long enough to see her grand children this time, I love seeing her as a wonderful doting grandmother to her great grandbabies. She’s wonderful and I’m thrilled to see her again. It does however bring up one of this episodes biggest issues: Donald and Della are absent and this time for no good reason. Last time, it was fair enough to exclude Donald as there was no real space for him in the narrative, and he likely , even if he loved grandma and grandpa, didn’t want to have to explain his estrangment with scrooge to them and break his poor gram-gram’s heart. That’s fair. This time though? Their not there because.. frank didn’t want to use them. That’s.. literally it. They could’ve fit fine into the family fued narrative epseically since we’ve seen them sibling squabble, and unlike other adventures they’ve been absent, where they clearly just wanted scrooge to have time with the kids, or in the case of rumble for ragnarok scrooge had valid reason for not using them, this time? There’s no good excuse. Della would want to see her grandparents, Donald would get drug along. They only appear every 5 years. WHy the hell wouldn’t they be here?! I get trying to have character ballance but we’ve had several episodes this season of just scrooge and the kids. We DIDN’T need it this time and the lack of characters dosen’t really change anything. It instead wastes plots like getting to see what Donald and Della’s relationships with their grandparents is like, or their aunt, or finding out how their mother died or at least fucking MENTIONING hortense outside of one word and a photo. YOu think the fact their sister is dead would be important to Scrooge and Matilda but it just.. never comes up. Their niece and nephew never come up and my patince comes up short. I’m fine with character ballance but i’m not fine with wasting a golden opportunity for character interactions we haven’t gotten. I get we just had two weeks of donald and della I do, but it dosen’t make this any less frustrating or nonsensical. Having characters appear two episodes in a row dosen’t magically make them irrelevant or we’d be seeing less of Huey or Louie or Dewey and outside of last week, we REALLY haven’t. If they can show up once an episode why can’t their parents?

Point is a mystery’s afoot, and so is THE PHANTOM BLOT.. to no one’s suprise as he was both in the episode’s description and frankly magic being drained is his mo, this time using a portable generator. Webby dosen’t catch on to this.. but I let it slide as while she’s the only one to have really met and fought the blot.. she’s also busy with mc duck family stuff and frankly while a missing mystery is here, given how deep the mcduck rouge’s gallery goes, it’s not a stretch to say it could be any one of them. Especially Glomgold, who while not magic is willing to pay for rediculous shit why would “dispersing scrooge’s family castle’s mists to bug his parents” be any diffrent. Or possibly replace them as their son because he’s kind of nuts and entirely made of stupid and that’s why we love him. And Magica has the obvious motives of revenge on scrooge, as this isn’t her first set of dead parents, and a castle full of mystic wonders. It’s plausable to wait and see who it is first instead of just assuming it’s one guy.

And yup there’s a mysterin town:A set of mystical bagpipes of the clan mcduck that can bring life to where there is none. We don’t know if they can raise the dead but they can bring inanimate objects to life so there’s that. But seriously Donald should take them to his parents graves just to be safe. But before we can get to duck necormancy we have to find them so we get... (checks notes) a Louie and Huey team up again where Louie is an abrasive jackass to his brother for planning ahead, despite the fact he’s been proven wrong on that front twice now, and is entirely insufferable and has learned nothing about trying to find a quick and easy way of doing things depsit elearning this lesson 80 times already.

As you can tell I hate this subplot and am getting it out of the way NOW because it’s not good and treads ground we’ve tread THREE TIMES ALREADY. and you did it right the first time, you did it okay if sloppiily with let’s get dangerous. Why this ? Louie learns nothing, Huey learns nothing and it’s not funny.The two just search for the mystery, and Louie is impatient. Though talking with a friend in a ducktales server, i’m in one now and it actually really helps with these, did make me realize that Louie’s character development has stalled like I thought... it’s simply a Marco Diaz situation. Like the third season of star vs the forces of evil, it’s basically a coin flip if your getting a well developed verison of the character that’s been built up over multiple seasons.. or a jackass whose learned nothing and treats other people badly. Their different FLAVORS of jackass but jackass still tastes awful no matter who it is. It’s not as BAD as it was there as while it’s not helpign the character, it’s not actively having him do the worst things possible, but it still makes Louie’s plots a chore to sit through at times as when he’s not well written like with split sword, rumble for ragnarok or tickening, he’s just a 2 dimensional greedy jerkhole and I don’t want to spend time with him. And the other brothers have had times of being written one dimensional, not going to lie, but all I get from Louie in these plots is this:

After almost getting his family killed, after getting scrooge’s fortune overnight with minimal effort and having everything he wanted only to learn, suprise, it takes a lot of work to maintain.. and he still just dosent’ get that the easy way isn’t always the way, and after the trickining and let’s get dangerous hasn’t learned his brother is usually right when he’s being anal retentive. This was fine in the last 2 seasons but too much has happened for him to get away with this shit and not come off as obnoxious. It just drags any episode it’s in down with it. I”ll leave the rest of the review under the cut.

One more subplot before we dig into the main one: The Phantom Blot and his new partner, Pepper! If you don’t remember her it’s fine as she wasn’t named but she was the egghead voiced by Amy Sedaris who showed up for one scene back in the Blot’s first apperance and who frank said they had more plans for. Well we see those plans now as Pepper has been paired with the Blot for this mission as Bradford’s policy for missing mystery missions now is the buddy system. No going solo, despite the Blot really not liking any of this. Which honestly both fits Bradford, as he’s endlessly practical, and is just a good idea: most of his agents are kind of wild cards and have their own agends so forcing them to work together not only gives them better odds with scrooge, but prevents them from working their own angles against FOWLS better instrests. IN this case having the peppy, energetic and talkative pepper go with the closed off and dogmatic blot keeps him from going overboard, as Castle McDuck is basically one large magical nightmare for him to destroy and Blot keeps pepper on task and on stealth since, as we learn now we get to know her, she’s a bit overly excitable and not all that subtle, if not to dewey or della levels. She can stealth when necessary. She’s also DETERMINED to get the blot to bond with her and work with her, and is delighted to work with him, getting the job because.. no one else wanted it becasue the blot scares people and puts them off with his intensity, which he’s shocked about but really shoudln’t be.

IT’s just a nice dynamic, he helps her be a better agent and she helps him realize he can’t do EVERYTHING alone and that blindly destroying all magic in his path, as much as he’d like to isn’t the option, using some runes to track them. Sure pepper makes their presence obvious once or twice, btu she’s also essential to the mission more often than not and by the end, even if they loose, we’ll get to that, Blot has fully accepted his partner. It’s.. honestly heartwarming when you think about it: The blot’s probably closed him off from personal relationships of any kind because A) his family got brutally murdered by the person he’s hutning and B), he has a mission he can never rest in. He likely wanted to work alone because it’s how he rolls nad i’t sonly through seeing someone who genuinely WANTS to be around him and wants his missiong ot succeed that he realizes he dosen’t have to push everyone away and allies are more useful than none. It’s a warped way of thinking but for someone with as much baggage as blotty, it’s progresss and it’s a really sweet story. HOpefully this relationship will go farther.. I mean strange relationships have happened than a dogmatic dog who hates magic and a peppy go getter both working for an obliviously evil businessman.

So onto the main plot: Turns out Scrooge wasn’t the first person Fergus called this episode as we meet the DT17 version of Matilda! Horay! She’s voice by Michelle Gomez who like David Tennant and Catherine Tate before her is a doctor who alumnus.. though this time she’s past my time watching the show. I really gotta get on catching up. She played Missy, the female regneration of the master. Gomez is spectacular in the part here, and while I have no past experince with her I certainly want to see more of her work as she’s a delight. Matilda is Scrooge’s sister. In the comics she was the duitful sister who looked up to her big brother as he left Scotland to make his fortune, sending money and mementio’s back she scrapbooked. She eventually went with Scrooge to america with him... but this didn’t end well as Scrooge took advantage of his sisters as help and when he finally did take them along on an adventure, it was his lowest point, going from an honest buisness man to a cruel robber baron for one moment and left him and his company. She and Hortense TRIED building a bridge with a suprise party.. but by that point while Scrooge had backed away from being a monster, he was still such a dick things blew up. As far as we know he never saw hortense alive again, and he only saw matilda in her old age with the two reconcliing. I’ll get more into ALL of this when I get to those pieces of life and times obviously. Point is she’s a good character. And so is her reboot version.. but the reboot version did catch me off guard as, much like her dad she’s not really much like the sensible sweet woman from the comics. But given DT17 tends to really play fast and loose with previous versions of characters, and it often works out i’m not going to gripe about it: what they did here works. As for what EXACTLY they did here, this version of Matilda is more flighty: not incomptient or lacking in charm, but due to sort of bouncing from one improable venture to the next and staying at her parents between ventures. She’s sort of a female version of Jubal Pomp, an itallian duck comics character who modelded himself after Scrooge, but dosen’t have the common sense or work ethic scrooge does. That’s really matilda here minus the looking up to scrooge part: she dosen’t seem untalented, just a bit footloose. She also likes needling her brother and is unsuprisingly her dad’s faviorite since she’s around more. The two naturally get under each others skin, and we get our main conflict... not just because of their fighting.. but because Webby can’t help but mettle. She’s what makes this plot work: Webby can’t help but try to interfere because she dosen’t get siblings sometimes fight and have long standing resentments, something I relate to, and that stepping in or trying to end it sometimes just makes it worse. Granted sometimes’ it’s necessary, but in this casey Dewey, whose trying to inch her away is right on the money and after the awful plot with these two in SPlit Sword, it’s nice to see Dewey be in the right, but for actually good reason instead of just because the episode says so. Here he’s right that her getting involved will only escalate and her attempt to do so only reveals Matilda kidnapped scrooge’s pet hair clump and died it. She also has something resembling an emu. This only makes things worse and starts to escalate tensions leading to some between both sides, as Fergus takes Matilda’s and Downy takes scrooges. Again REALLY could’ve used the twins. We do get a nice bit where Webby coaxe Dewey, who understandably dosen’t want to help her further spiral into her own issues by helping mend family issues she really isn’t qualified to solve.. because she’s you know... 13. I mean granted Steven Universe did this sort of thing at her age.. but given he eventually repressed his issues so much he had a mental breakdown and turned into a giant angst monster, and only got better with therapy.. maybe get some therapy instead Webby. Just saying. Therapy everyone? Therapy? But yeah she coaxes Dewey with a statdew, and yes she says that exactly. This gets the family breifly united, as Dewey fakes an injury.. but finding out it’s fakkkke combined with Huey and Louie coming in just causes the enitre family to spiral into squabbling and webby to shut down a bit, with Scrooge planning to form his own clan after bickering iwth his parents and sister. Oh and it only gets worse when Pepper accidently brings some statues to life, and they get in on it too while Webby’s convinced the families over and she just wanted a place in it. And even if this isnt’ the BEST episdoe the show’s ever done, i’ll get to why in a second, I do like this. Webby’s nearly LOST this family once, way back at the end of season 1 when no one but beakly thought of her feelings about her best friends and surrogate uncle all leaving her after her other surrogate uncle you know.. said some pretty unforgivable things. She’s trying SO hard to force it to fit, so hard to fix things because she can’t stand them being broken, something I PAINFULLY relate to given my own personal issues with not being able to stand people being upset with me. She just wanted a family and i’ts gone. Of course it isn’t and webby’s sad words coupled with some house crashers get the clan mcduck statues included to kick Blot and Pepper out and get the bagpipes back, while Scrooge points out it’s the good families that can withstand a squabble. So the mystery’’s gotten, Scrooge and Matilda are squareish... and this episodes thankfully over. Happy day! Final Thoughts: This episode is okay. I very clearly have my problems with it.. but it’s a fine half hour of television and funny enough to bounce through it with some good character stuff. It’s just after the last few weeks, and really this whole season.. I expect more. There was no real emotional core besides webby this episode and her issues wer eboiled down to “Families fight but it’s fine”.. which itself is a pretty uncomplicated message when family dyanmics can be complciated messy and painful. My family is thankfully fairly stable, if not without issues because hey no one is, but given other people watching might come from far worse homes where the bickering is far worse and far more toxic.. yeah maybe have some nuance here. And this is from a show that usualy does that WELL: We saw it with Fergus last time before he was hollowed out for this episode and reduced to an angry dick. We’ve seen it with Donald and Scrooge’s estrangment or Donald and Della’s relationship: Family is complicated , messy and even good ones have problems. That should’ve been the message: family can squabble or even have serious issues but they come back together. Instead we just got a bunch of bickering for a cheesy message that dosen’t quite fit with what the series done. It fits for thanksgiving: family , the good kind, can last arugments and is there for you regardless.. and I know my family is. I just feel they could’ve done the message better. Basically the episode was fine... it just wasn’t up to the high standard this season has set even in it’s down turn and is easily the weakest epseically since Matilda really dosen’t feel all that fleshed out even though what we got of her was great. Basically not a BAD episode.. but it could’ve been a great one, and i’m disapointed the series didn’t try harder. NEXT TIME: regular coverage for the year concludes as we go back a few months chronlogically to find out why Santa and Scrooge hate each other. IT’s christmas time ya’ll! Until then if there’s an episode of ducktales or another disney series you’d like me to take a look at, suggest it in the comments or comission it outright for give bucks via my direct messages on here or send an ask for my discord. Until we meet agian, there’s always another rainbow.

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