#best date

[gofloresgo]

#gofloresgo #go flores go #cat #draw #drawing #black cat #art #saturday #caturday #dinner #best date #date #comidita #cita con el michi #michi #illustration #eat #flowers #disordered eating thoughts

[valentina-lauricella]

#matthew gray gubler #aubrey plaza #criminal minds #tarallucci e vino #bad date #best date

[staytunewithdanny]

I have no idea

#bugs bunny #lola bunny #after the movies #the looney tunes show #fumble #worse date #best date #never paid #that’s right

[rito-blr]

#best date #home & lifestyle

[insanitykeepsme]

What Could Have Been

My friend and I were discussing the best dates we’ve ever had. 

I casually mention that a friend I went on ONE date with took me to his place, we had a nice home-cooked dinner, and then he gave me a sword.

Al: You went to his house.

Me: Yes.

Al: He cooked for you.

Me: Yes.

AL: And he gave you a sword.

Me: Yes and then we listened to Caramelldansen on the way home. 

Al:...And you DIDN’T suck this man’s dick!?

They then go on a five-minute rant on why I should have. 

TL;DR I need to message the dude who gave me a sword 8 years ago and give him head I guess.

#date #best date #swords #lotr sword #head #whoops #what could have been #gifts #unique gifts #date gone right #discord #discord shenanigans

[dentpx]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

#zoeposting #literal best thing to put in my dating profile I am weeding out the weak

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

#when the date went so wonderful that you don't even mind that you forgot your umbrella at home #crowley is doing his best and aziraphale appreciates it very much #aziraphale's very special version of pride and prejudice can't get wet #so you gotta use the four year old newspaper you found in your bentley #I am not mentally ready for season 2 #it will change me in a way that I cannot even explain #thank you neil gaiman love of my life fr #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens 2 fanart #aziracrow fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #david tenannt #micheal sheen #neil gaiman #digital art

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[thatsuccubabe]

Sext: do you want to go to the book store? I'll buy you an iced coffee and any books you want

#be still my beating vagina #coffee and books #best date idea ever #in the springtime you better add a trip to the plant shop in there too #my thoughts

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

The wail isn't the only thing Danny can do with his voice.

He finds this out when he is hanging out on a date with his new friend soon-to-boyfriend Jason, and the cafe they're in gets fear-gassed.

Jason and everyone else in the cafe start to lose their shit and Danny doesn't know what to do. Most of his powers were locked away because Gramps wanted him to enjoy a normal-ish college life!

On the verge of tears, Danny remembers a time when Ellie was having a nightmare, and he found that singing to her soothed her.

And in a desperate attempt, Danny began to sing.

It was a soft soothing melody, so soft that realistic speaking, no one should have heard it. But the entirety of Gotham did.

In those few moments, the effects of the fear gas disappeared, and whatever anger, fear, helplessness, emptiness, loneliness, whatever negative emotion was being felt at that time dissipated as well.

For once, Gotham air didn't feel so heavy.

And Danny was sure he scored himself a second date.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dp dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny now has scarecrow and the batfam on his ass tho #jason is trying his best to protect him #danny is poly and is dating sam and tucker #they also thinck jason is hot #dead-girl half baked prompts

[goldenpinof]

6:47 (2018 -> 2023)

#dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #my edits #mentol illness. that's what it is #Dan and Phil are Dating Boys #What If Your Best Friend Secretly Hated You? #6:47 #yes. in both cases #hi i'm phil #parallels

[beckyblah]

What in the psychological warfare was THAT?

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #pactw #pactw fanart #cellbit #cellbit fanart #q!pac #qpac #q!cellbit #qcellbit #my art #did most of this drunk at 3am and i think it's one of the best pieces of art ive made to date

[stoopidstapler]

27.04.2023 HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAVOURITE SFM VIDEO OF ALL TIME, GENTLEBOT HELL BY MISTERMULLUC ON YOUTUBE

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #fanart #''is not the 27 anymore'' PLEASE DONT REMIND ME. I HAD A BIG PART OF THIS DONE BY THE DATE BUT. I DIED MAN. I DIED. #anyways if u havent seen the video I AM BEGGIN U TO CHECK IT OUT ITS SO GOOD. ITS BEEN 10 YEARS. AND THE QUALITY IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST #THE WAY THEY DID THE SCENES. THE ANIMATION GOD. AND HOW WELL THE VOICES FIT SPY AND SCOUT #and the video was made in like. less than a year sfm came out i just aaaaaaa #inspired me so much for a lot of stuff man #ITS SO GOOD

[i-dont-like-menthols]

Let me tell you a story about the best date I've had.

It happened December 7th 2022 and was with this guy I matched on hinge. We'd been talking for a bit and yeah there was some attraction. Now keep in mind I'm a single mum (going through a divorce) and I have no one really to watch my son so I suggested he come to the house - now don't judge me, I know it's a bit reckless but I live in Portugal (pretty safe) and I live with my brother and he was aware of the situation.

So this guy is 3 years younger than me, an engineer and lives 100km (~62 miles) away from me and he's like "yeah that sounds great! Do you have any games we can play?" And I'm like... Ok, he wants to play games and I have no games so I told him I only had cards and maybe he could bring something.

The day comes and he arrives, pretty awkward as usual, I let him in, offer him some drinks and then we go sit on the sofa as per his request. He noticed I was kinda anxious (I am very socially awkward and I have anxiety) so he was like "oh I brought Uno!! I thought we could play it with a twist... Every time we have a draw card we need to answer a question the other person asks." I was like ok, sounds good, I'm scared but sure let's play. It was a GREAT way to learn things about each other, we did all sorts of questions, personal stuff, hobbies, sexual questions, deep questions and we played this for like 2h or so 😅 we were sitting right next to each other, our arms were touching and there was definitely some chemistry.. the way he looked at me and the way I looked back, I mean it was good... We laughed a lot and I absolutely lost most of those games and so I answered a lot of questions. Then we had a bit of a break, he went to the toilet, I checked my phone and let my bestie know it was going great.

And then he came back and said "should we take it up a notch?!" And I knew instantly what he wanted but I still asked what he had in mind. And he was like "Strip uno! Same principle but we'll do full game or we'll be naked in no time." Ahaha and I was game because I like to have fun and didn't want to be boring. So we did that and this time I was winning most of it 🤣 I still had my jeans and bra on and he was already in his underwear and he lost again... He looked at me and was like "hmm, another game? Please? I'm already almost naked and you're not..." So I was like ok I'll play you another and I lost.. thing is I was on my period on this date (so annoying but I honestly didn't think we were gonna get very far because he didn't seem the type, just very respectful and sweet and stuff and that's why I agreed) so I didn't feel comfortable taking my jeans off and I started panicking and he noticed something was off and he just kinda kissed me very softly and sweet and immediately I kinda relaxed but then he started getting hot and heavy with more kissing and kissing my neck and my breasts (is this too much detail? I feel like I'm writing fanfiction but this actually happened to me!) He removed my bra and I was ok with it and then he started to try to undo my jeans which is when I panicked again and stopped him... And how do you tell a guy on your first date that you're on your period and that he just kinda wasted his time coming here if he wanted to get laid? And I just told him "I'm sorry, I can't... You chose the worst week to come." And I kid you not he literally said "I don't mind, do you mind?" And to this day I'm like whattt?! I'm not sure he understood what was going on!

Flashback to when we were playing uno with the questions... one of the questions I asked was "what's the things that really turns you on and that you really enjoy?" To which he replied "there's something about blowjobs, I just really really like it" and so because of that I was like "I'm so sorry but I can't have sex, it's not like I don't want to, I would... I just, yeah. But I seem to recall you love BJ's if you're up for that". He just kissed me harder and sat back and I did pretty good and then we cuddled and talked some more, laughed and then he had to go which is always the worse part if you ask me.

We kissed goodbye and to this day we still talk, we've tried to set a second date but he's incredibly busy and because he's so far away it makes things harder.

But I loved this date!! To this day it makes me smile because everything happened so naturally and it was fluid and just comfortable. And I really wanna see him again! 😊

#dating #hinge #best date #first date #story #story time #personal #fun #cute

[stevenrogered]

Can we also talk about how Buck has feelings for Tommy...who is literally a carbon copy of Eddie?

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 on abc #911 on fox #911 fox #911 spoilers #buddie #buddieedit #evan buckley #eddie diaz #oliver stark #ryan guzman #tommy kinard #tuserkaz #mystuff #and that he even acknowledged how similar they are? #what are the chances are someone’s got his wires crossed #and his feelings confused in the wrong direction? #the season finale is gonna be the im in love with my best friend trope #where you date someone exactly like them #and youre like oh wait #i would bet money thats where this is going #and they're gonna leave it on a cliffhanger #with either buck realizing eddie is the one #or eddie finding out somehow #1k

[jaypentaghast]

Our Flag Means Death | Season 2 Jim has two hands to hold both their partners' 💙🧡❤️

#as they protect them from an evil curse #look at how much fun they have together #they're dating but also they're best friends and that's all that matters to me #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #archie ofmd #oluwande #oluwande boodhari #tealoranges #jimolu #jim jimenez #jimarchie #mine #gif