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christwi · 8 months
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jazzylynx · 2 years
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“Hey hank noticed our new neighbors hung a flag in front of their house idk what it means but the colours are nice”
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“I believe its one of those trans flags bill”
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“Oh that's nice; i mean i think trains are neat never thought i could publicly show my interests”
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“Knowhat man, not talkin about no trains man goin toot toot man; talkin bout people wantin to be who they are, respecting pronouns, upholding gender identity while dismantling gender roles man”
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“ now I've noticed people being assinine by not respecting and protecting the trans community and i tell you h-what I'd kick the ass of the person who isnt showing some human decency towards them. Now i may be old fashioned but i like to define a person by their character and how they act towards people be it women, man or whomever someone says they are; long as they can enjoy a cold drink after doin some pristine lawn care on a hot summer day, helping a neighbor with a afternoon project and whom also believes in how propane is the greatest gift to the world america has to offer than, goddangit! why not take pride in who you are “
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“Yehp”
“Yep”
“Yepp”
“Mhm yep”
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billdauterives · 1 year
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:)
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This show fucking rules.
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kingofthehilltoday · 1 year
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hillofthehank · 4 months
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Mostly just wanna see if Dale sweep applies here too!
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izaart · 1 year
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I made a King of the Hill art piece for my friend Max’s birthday
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mosneakers · 9 months
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This one's for Dale ♥
rest in peace legend, Johnny Hardwick
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omega-red · 5 months
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OMG they were all so cute in this episode 😭 honestly dale and bill are such good buddies when they're just hanging out- but unfortunately he's also the main victim of dale's insults ): i think it's because dale is so insecure and projects it onto bill.... smh
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christwi · 5 months
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my little arlen: propane is magic
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2023 TUMBLR'S LITTEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 1: Whose the MOST Divorced?
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WHOOPS THERE WAS AN ERROR! RE-POST!
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nikkiaart · 6 days
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Smiling Friends try to cheer up ol Bill
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ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴏᴡ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʙᴇɢɪɴ! ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ.
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sometranssoup · 6 months
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Headcanons I need to tell people before I explode (mainly dale)
As a kid,Bug was away a lot and Dale's mom was always working,with her friends or just 'too busy',so,dale would often feed himself. The fact that he ate mainly junk food or just straight up nothing (or bugs...canonically) until he started eating at Tilly's house and a fast metabolism along with smoking made him incredibly small and thin as a kid. Smoking also stunted his growth (fight me,I will die on short King dale hill)
He played baseball/T-ball growing up.
Only candy he would eat was babe Ruth's bc he thought he was supporting the baseball player
Used to spend a lot of time at the library if he wasn't with Hank, bill and Boomhauer.
When he,Hank,Bill and Boomhauer would go fishing,he'd always quit fishing early to wrestle or run around with Bill while Hank and Boomhauer fished.
Started smoking bc he wanted his parents to find out and scold him.
He,Hank,Bill and Boomhauer always liked hanging out at Boomhauers house because his parents were really nice. They never hung out at Hanks bc of Cotton.
Dale never had anyone over often because his mom was a bit of a hoarder.
Dale tried helping Hank and Bill up over a fence once and broke his arm.
Lots of internalized homophobia and transphobia on Dale and Hanks ends
Dale has a much older sister who worked at an ice cream shop. She got two free scoops per shift so Dale would bring Hank,Bill and Boomhauer by to split the scoops since she got sick of ice cream quick.
Dale and Hank both have these really similar stories from summer camp. They both had secret boyfriends. They both talked via letters left under a tree. They was supposed to meet to carve their initials in the tree but Dale had an accident and had to go home early. Somewhere out there is a tree with D+H in a heart.
Dale had a terrible bed wetting problem and would cry every single time it happened (totally not projecting here)
Dale didn't learn how to talk until he was about five.
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The reason I relate so much to Dale Gribble isn’t because he’s a hilarious little gremlin they keep around for comic relief.  There are a lot of hilarious gremlins out there.
I like that there is so much TRUTH in his character.  He isn’t a complete paranoid headcase character who doesn’t trust anyone ever no matter what.  He fiercely and intensely trusts the people he loves to the point that when that trust is broken he is broken.  He loves and trusts his wife and his friends so deeply that he simply cannot acknowledge it when they betray him.  Cognitively, this man is fully capable and KNOWS that his wife is having an affair that Joseph isn’t his, that his friends are lying to him about his wife.  But emotionally, he can’t handle that.  So he tucks it in the vault and does what he does best: He builds an elaborate conspiracy theory alternate reality that explains everything so he can continue living in a world where his wife and friends would never betray him.
And yeah, he can’t trust anyone else and lives and breathes conspiracy theories.  But he has good reasons to be untrusting!  He lives in a country which has committed many, many genocides against its own citizens from the gay genocide of the 80s to the Native American genocide from the 1600s to today, to slavery and Jim Crow.  He is NOT crazy to believe that his government is shady and evil because they ARE.  They really, truly are.  And Chuck Mangione really IS living in the Mega Lo Mart!
But he doesn’t let that make him a bad person too.  He doesn’t let the horrible world he lives in twist him into a monster.  Sure, he has some episodes - the rabies incident comes to mind - but on several occasions he uses his special interests and skills to help the people in his life.  He helps John Redcorn fight the government to get land from them.  He helps Hank (eventually) when he is misgendered at the DMV.  When they volunteer as firefighters, Dale switches Hank’s oxygen tank and his own so Hank gets the full one.  He transfers a swarm of fire ants onto his own body to save Bobby Hill.  He saves the entire Arlen Gun Club from a violent maniac with a clever ruse.  His knowledge of military equipment saves Bill from being court martialed when he helps return a stolen tank back to the military base!
Coward though he is by nature, he always changes his mind in the end and comes to his friends’ rescue.  He would do anything for his friends.  He goes against his very nature as a paranoid coward to help the people he loves time and time again.
Everywhere Dale goes is hostile to him.  Of course it is!  He is a neurodivergent little freak!  This man farms gerbils for meat and raises show turtles and has a special interest in conspiracy theories and guns.  He’s a weirdo.  Even in his social clubs he is engaged in constant power struggles.  The ONLY friends who stick by him, who he doesn’t have to be suspicious of are Hank, Boomhauer, and Bill.  He would be completely lonely and isolated if those three fucking messy ass dudes didn’t hang out with him.  The four of them are all deeply broken, and they need each other.  And despite the boys many many flaws, their friendship is beautiful.
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