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boiledegghole · 16 hours
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i like the spinosaurus
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ask-granite-pillars · 2 months
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[TRANSMISSION REQUEST INBOUND. PARTICIPANTS: Ten Ounces Of Enriched Egg White (ADMIN, URAD), Unit of Radioactive Decay, Granite Pillars Stained By Statuesque Memories Of A Thousand Hands] [Live Broadcast] URAD: Hello? Is this reaching you? URAD: Your communications towers appear to be somewhat degraded. it took several tries to- TEN OUNCES (crosstalk, from out of frame): You degrade my efforts! Several tries and me fixing the formatting, as well. URAD: Several tries and my administrator's assistance in order to get a signal through. Your upkeep seems to be rather neglected, group senior. But I expect that it would be quite difficult to keep one of your age running in the first place. I am told that I should keep an amiable relationship with my group's senior, but I believe that Ten Ounces was more enthusiastic to meet you than I. TEN OUNCES (faint, from out of frame): Granite Pillars Stained By Statuesque Memories Of A Thousand Hands is the oldest surviving iterator, and it would be an honor to learn anything she might still have in her archives. URAD (directed towards indeterminate point to left of frame): As has been true for the past twelve times you have mentioned this. URAD: Truthfully, I do not know what value there is that I can gain from this, besides simply being aware of those above me on my local group's chain of command, but Ten Ounces was quite insistent that we at least try now that your communications are back online- TEN OUNCES (crosstalk, from out of frame): (undecipherable) TEN OUNCES: (very low voice, from bottom corner of frame): Don't say that to your group senior! URAD: -and so, here we are. Hello. I am Unit of Radioactive Decay. It is nice to meet you.
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Oh, I remember this broadcast very well! We met (properly, at least- I did work on their genome and construction plans before they were activated fully) long after I had already grown obsolete. Unit of Radioactive Decay is the second-oldest in our local group, and I consider us to be good friends, research partners, and distant neighbors.
[BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT]
GP: Do I know you?
GP: Silent Embrace of Leaves? Is that you?
URAD: Your name data appears to be out of date.
URAD: To a nearly comical degree.
URAD: As of four thousand, three hundred, and twenty-six cycles ago, it is Unit of Radioactive Decay.
GP: Oh. 
GP: It’s been a long, long time since I’ve seen you last- my apologies.
GP: It’s a pleasure to meet you once more!
GP: Have you been doing well?
TEN OUNCES: Um.
URAD: Have you been maintained... at all... in the cycles since you were constructed?
GP: Ha!
GP: Not much, these days! 
GP: I’m far out of date, as you can undoubtedly tell.
URAD: It shows.
GP: Would you believe that I put in a request for the repair of my communications systems over a thousand cycles ago?
GP: And yet, here I am, as my communications remain in this tragic state… my greatest gratitudes to your administrator for managing to connect us at all!
URAD: Your administrators sound very inefficient. Are you sure that you have technicians? If your memories are in the state they seem to be, you may have been sending your requests to the inbox of someone who has already moved on.
URAD: You should check your active staff. It would be very inefficient to make your current administrators comb through the emails of their predecessors.
GP: Perhaps I should...
GP: Ah, it's such a hassle to deal with seasonal administrators.
GP: I was never meant to have to deal with a city, and you'd think my administrators would be able to work around that...
GP: Sigh.
[The broadcast continues for some time as iterators Granite Pillars Stained By Statuesque Memories Of A Thousand Hands and Unit Of Radioactive Decay continue to exchange words.]
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oysteralbatross · 1 year
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smelling stuff goes hard....... you snigf something and you Understand.... if it's something you know intimately then youll learn even more..... once i was trying to identify me and my brother's identical blankets in the dark (didnt want to turn on lights) and it was so easy
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mosqitofood · 5 years
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L'oeuf
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geoparkin · 2 years
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Hope you had a satisfactory Easter. . . #pendrawing #moleskine #sketchbook #sketch #doodle #easter #easteregg #boiledegg #christiansoldier #sundayschool #art (at Preston Village, Brighton) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcghbYioDgz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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loststoryart · 3 years
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Soft Boiled Egg ---- ... - #artrage #art #artist #artwork #digitalart #digitalartist #digitalsketch #digitaldrawing #digitalpainting #sketchaday #dailyart #dailysketch #dailydrawing #dailypainting #food #foodart #eggs #softboiledegg #boiledeggs (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/COQziAEDMNo/?igshid=aphairg4yqg8
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mattdeford · 4 years
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Word of the day: Excoct- to decoct; to obtain by boiling - #boiledeggs #friends #vegan #art #artist #artistsoninstagram #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #illustrationartists #comicstrip #comics #comicstrip #webcomic #newyorkercartoon #ink #fountainpen #noodlersink #lamy #watercolor #sakurakoiwatercolor #koiwatercolor #painting #cartoon #word #wordofthedaybymattbook #wordofthedaybymatt #wordoftheday https://www.instagram.com/p/CBVbMncj26B/?igshid=k4kjfrfkdv2r
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hellomeka · 4 years
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Toast in the morning ☀️🍞
22.02.2020 - #mekaworks
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pabifaye · 7 years
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Street Food #droppinproject #ziguinchor #ziguinchortour #travelling #travellers #voyageur #voyageursdumonde voyage #food #african #instafrica #voyageursdumonde voyage #travelafrica #pp221 #Instagram #art #cuisine #lekkrek #eggs #boiledeggs #omelettes #bonjoursenegal #senegalshots #senegal #voyageur #voyageursdumonde voyage #travelafrica #like #like4like #instafrique #woman #womans #womensfashion #black #womanpower #african #follow
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boiledegghole · 7 months
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alternate version under the cut. fact checked by real sisyphean patriots
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absolutely devastated that this versuon is kinda ugly. the arrow going over the body makes it look shit...
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ask-granite-pillars · 2 months
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Granite Pillars- do you have any hobbies? An activity that you particularly enjoy doing?
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There's not much food on my can, here in the middle of the ocean, so these resourceful things make food out of me! They're lucky that I have so much more biological material than the modern iterator, or they would surely starve...
[BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT]
GP: I specialize in biopsychological theorization, but I enjoy ecology as a hobby!
GP: I take great pride in the biodiversity of my can’s ecosystem.
GP: Here’s a fun fact for you: over 90% of my native flora and fauna are parasites of me in some capacity!
GP: I don’t begrudge them for it, though it does itch!
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oysteralbatross · 9 months
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bitches love my creature
grink version under the cut
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mosqitofood · 5 years
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Fail boil egg
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artsparty · 5 years
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“While many families bring out the food colouring and boiled eggs at this time of year, it’s a little more complicated for some Ukrainian-Canadians. Each year they gather around jars of brightly coloured dye, sheets of beeswax, and flickering candles to practice the traditional art of making Easter eggs — also known as pysanky.” Link in bio #pysanky #EasterEggs #EasterArt #TheArtsParty #dedicatedartists #art #artistsoninstagram #artlife #arttoolkits #doityourself #lovecreativity #wow #EasterEggArt #waxart #familyart #tradition #traditionalart #UkrainianCanadians #UkrainianAustralians #boiledeggs #dyedeggs #Easter #intricateart #thatwouldtakeareallylongtime http://bit.ly/2XofpfA
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slatteroo-blog · 6 years
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When I don't know what do draw there's usually a mouse in there somewhere! #art #drawing #illustration #animals #mouse #breakfast #boiledegg #eggcup
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rj-arts-blog · 7 years
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Banana with black coffee and two boiled eggs. #breakfast #healthy #protein #coffeelover #coffee #eggs #boiledeggs #banana #morning #sunshine #earlymornings #wokeuplikethis #woke #sleep #cooking #cook #art #blackcoffee #
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