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thedeathlysallows · 6 months

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Santa Baby

Pairing: Loki x F!reader

Summary: Think of all the fun I've missed/ Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed/ I really do believe in you/ Let's see if you believe in me.

Warnings: Smut. Degradation, dirty talk, loss of virginity (reader's), dom!Loki, oral sex (f!receiving), breeding kink, unprotected sex, ever so slight Jotun!Loki. Loki hasn't had his redemption arc yet

Okay, so, I really have no excuses for this one. It's borderline crackfic but I did my best lol

"Nicholas!"

"Odin!"

You stand shoulder to shoulder with your brother as you watch your father embrace the Allfather. For as long as you can remember, this has been your family's Christmas tradition. After your father finishes delivering gifts all across the nine realms on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day is spent on Asgard with the royal family. You aren't sure why it's a tradition- the elves say it's because Odin was the one to gift your father his powers, to create Santa Claus as the worlds know him- but you've learned over the years it's best not to argue about it.

(There was one year you wanted to spend Christmas at home in the North Pole like a normal family... and your mom fainted from the shock. The elves wouldn't talk to you for a month (which wasn't all that disappointing if you were to be honest). So you considered that lesson learned and never brought it up ever again.)

You watch as your mother greets Frigga next, the two of them looking like the epitome of the Mother archetype. Frigga with her regal air and your mother with her kind smile. You can't imagine ever having to step into their roles and you feel relieved you'll never have to. Your brother is set to be the next Santa and his wife will be Mrs. Claus. Odin's throne will go to Thor and his wife we'll be Queen of Asgard.

All you have to be is yourself.

Free to make your own rules.

To forge your own path.

To-

"Hello, little one." Loki smiles at you fondly and steps towards you. His hands are bound in front of him and the chains draped over his body rattle with each movement.

You tilt your head, observing him closely. "Loki. I knew you were on my dad's Naughty list for the whole New York thing, so I guess it makes sense you ended up on Odin's list too."

His smile morphs into a nasty sneer as he bares his teeth at you. A guard yanks on the chain around his neck, pulling him an appropriate distance from you.

"Must we do this today," Frigga whispers to her husband. "It's the last day of Yule. Let Loki have an hour of freedom."

"And what will that hour cost us," Odin counters.

Your father raises his hand. "If I may? The kids have been working on their magic and sugar plum over here has a real talent for it. I'm sure she could keep Loki in line for an hour."

Loki's eyes burn a hole into the side of your skull as he says, "Yes. The Santa baby can watch me."

"For an hour," you add, turning to your dad. You point a finger at the jolly old man. "And only an hour."

Odin strokes his beard thoughtfully, considering every possible outcome of letting Loki free for a bit. Eventually, he bangs his staff against the shimmering golden floor and Loki's chains fall away. Loki, for his part, makes an effort not to appear too eager. He rubs his wrists and rolls his neck before squaring his shoulders and turning to you.

"I'm at your mercy for the next hour, sugar plum."

And the way he says it so seductively has you reaching the realization that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.

You fidget uncomfortably, balling the ends of your long sleeves in your hands. Loki watches your twitchy movements silently. That's how he's always watched you. Ever since that first meeting when you were nothing more than a child coming to terms with her father being the Santa Claus. He's always watched you silently, thoughtfully, like he's waiting for you to decide who you'll be... and maybe, just maybe, if there will be a place for him beside you when you do decide who to be.

"I'm already regretting this," you say out loud to no one really.

No one is paying attention anymore anyway.

No one except Loki who places a hand at the small of your back and gestures in front of you with the other. "Come, we both know you're foaming at the mouth to get to the garden."

You can't help the eyeroll his words induce. "How eloquent."

"Thank you."

"I wasn't complimenting you."

Loki purses his lips, fighting back a grin. "No, you would never do that, would you?"

"Just shut up and follow me."

He pretends to zip his mouth shut and throw away the key, earning an aggravated groan from you.

If you were to be honest, you don't find Loki's presence all that objectionable. Sure, his ego is out of hand, he tried to take over your home planet, he can be a real pain in the ass, sassy, confrontational, a know it all... wait, what was your point again? Oh, right! Loki has many, many, many faults, but he's always been kind to you. Deep down you know his affection for you doesn't truly account for the monstrosities he's committed, but it does make him ten percent less Naughty in your eyes.

"When will you tell Jolly Old Saint Nicholas that I've been the one helping you with your magic, sugar plum."

Okay. Five percent less Naughty.

"Never," you say without looking at him. Instead you fix your eyes on the garden up ahead.

He clicks his tongue. "How absolutely Naughty of you. I approve."

Two percent.

"I don't need your approval. And stop calling me sugar plum!"

Loki stops walking abruptly, forcing you to turn around and meet him face to face. Or face to chest rather. He's taller than you by several inches and his broad figure almost blocks out the steadily rising sun. Hues of pink, orange, and purple burst from behind him in pastel streaks of color. The wind is soft and gentle as it wraps around the two of you, pressing your bodies ever closer. If you could paint you think you would paint him just as he is now, all soft edges and gentle eyes.

He shakes his head. "You don't need it, but you want it. You crave it, don't you, my darling?"

You think you prefer him calling you sugar plum. That feels far less intimate than hearing the words my darling come out of his mouth.

"I don't want anything from you," you say full of false bravado.

"Oh?" Loki pulls you in to his body and tilts your chin up with his thumb and forefinger. "Not even my cock? I think if I were to bend you over this balcony and fuck that tight little cunt of yours, you'd thank me by the end of it. Wouldn't you, sugar plum?"

You swallow the lump in your throat and will away the rising heat in the pit of your stomach. "I said stop calling me that, Loki."

"Then what would you prefer, hmm?" His lips are centimeters from yours, teasing you by brushing against you ever so lightly as he speaks. "You positively lit up when I called you my darling. How does my queen sound? Better yet, how about my whore?"

"Stop."

"Did you make it to the Nice list this year? No sneaking around and kissing boys behind my back?"

You grit your teeth, embarrassment washing over you with the realization that you actually enjoy having him talk to you like this. "Stop. I know what you're trying to do."

"And what would that be?"

"You want me to give up on you like everyone else. There's a past between us whether we like it or not and you want me to just... forget it. Let it go. Everyone else already believes you're a monster and you can't stand that there's one person in the world who still believes you can be good."

Silence stretches out between the two of you like a snake sunbathing on a rock. It's an almost tangible sensation. All you can hear is the air rushing through your lungs as Loki's chest rises and falls at an alarming rate.

"Is this the part where we hug and I thank you for always believing in me? Because... no, I don't think I'll do that," Loki finally says after a few painful seconds.

You huff in frustration, spinning on your heel to go back inside and forget the whole deal. You'll lock yourself in a guest room with some delicious Asgardian mead and that'll be that. This whole sexual tension thing with a man you shouldn't want in the first place will disappear along with the alcohol.

Before you can take a step forward and put you're new Christmas Day plan into motion, Loki grabs you by the arm and pulls you back. His chest presses into your back, a warm and solid wall of muscle.

"Where do you think you're running off to, sugar plum?" He bends down and whispers the words in your ear, his lips ghosting over your skin and leaving goosebumps all over your body.

"Your hour's up."

"I've still got forty five minutes."

"Yeah, well... I'm finished with this."

Loki slips an arm around your waist, grinding his hardened length into your ass. "You're through when I say you're through, and right now I want you down on your knees worshipping."

"But... we're outside..."

The protest dies on your lips as green sparks emanate from Loki's fingertips, circling the two of you before sinking back into his palm.

"There," he says simply. "Problem solved. Now if anyone were to walk by they would simply see us admiring the flowers. Now, on your knees."

You let him push you down on your knees, his long fingers curling in your hair. Through the tight leather of his trousers you can make out the imprint of his cock. You won't be able to take all of him in your mouth. There's just no way. You're willing to try though, you think to yourself as you look up into the familiar green-blue of his eyes.

He helps you undo his pants, picking up the slack when your nervous fingers tremble while untying the laces. He's eerily patient and allows you to take your time. Build your courage as it were. You want this. You know you do. You're just... nervous.

The realization strikes Loki suddenly. "You're a virgin?"

The accusation- however true- doesn't sit right in your chest. "Do you want me to do this or not?"

Loki's eyes shine bright with absolute glee. "You are!"

"Loki-"

The world swirls and warps around you, the oxygen leaving your lungs in a sudden woosh. You suddenly find yourself in your usual guest chambers. Still on your knees. Still out of breath.

"Much better!" Loki sighs happily before making himself comfortable on the large bed. "Actually, one more thing."

A fire roars to life in the hearth and the bright gold decorations littering the room turn a deep shade of emerald.

"Lest you forget who you're with," he explains simply.

"I couldn't if I tried." You look at Loki out of the corner of your eye as he lounges on the bed. His pants are undone, exposing the deep V of his pelvic muscles and a light dusting of hair. He looks at you so intently you feel like you might explode. "What?"

Loki motions for you to come closer. "I want you to come on my face, sugar plum."

You swear your body just gives out as soon as you hear the words. "W-what?"

He growls and sits straight up. "You are going to walk that pretty little arse over here, and then your are going to straddle my face, so I can lick your cunt until you come."

It takes everything in you to do exactly as he says. You aren't completely inexperienced and you aren't a complete idiot either. You know what the fire in your belly and the slickness between your thighs means. You want Loki, wanted him for years. Never in your wildest dreams did you think he actually wanted you too.

It's a Christmas miracle in your opinion.

When you make it to the edge of the bed Loki tuts at you, toying with the hem of your dress. "I meant to comment earlier, but this is the most horrid thing I've ever seen."

Your brow furrows. "Hey! Sprinkle made this for me!"

"Sprinkle." The way Loki says the elf's name almost sounds like a curse.

"You've met him before. Back a few- oof!"

Loki rips the dress to tatters in the blink of an eye. You want to hit him, curse him, something, but he moves too quickly. Instead you make a mental note to apologize to Sprinkle when you get home, and let Loki manipulate your body so that your kneeling over his face. His breath on your core sends a shiver through your body.

"Loki," you whine, gripping at his hair.

"Good girl," he moans out as you tug on the long, dark strands. "Let's see if you taste as sweet as you look."

His tongue laves at your folds, teasing you. It's strange but nice and exhilarating all at once. Your hips buck involuntarily when he finally slips his tongue inside you and he sighs happily against your skin.

"Fuck, yes," Loki groans.

You whimper pathetically.

"I need inside you. Now," he says against your soaked cunt. "I need you, darling."

All you can do is nod. Your bones feel like jelly, but you want more. You want him. You want him inside you. You want him to come inside you. You want it so badly you can almost imagine a future filled with children who have your hair and his eyes.

When he looks up at you there's a split second where you think he sees that future too.

Loki ends the moment quickly though, telling you to get on your back. He positions his cock at your entrance and you have a momentary lapse in confidence. You don't want him to stop, but he's bigger than you could've guessed, and-

"Relax." Loki presses his mouth to yours, nipping at your bottom lip. "You were made to take this cock."

You nod and angle your hips up so his tip slips inside you. Your unused muscles twitch against the intrusion, making Loki hiss out something in Old Norse. One of his hands wraps around your throat while the other pins your hips against the bed. Using this leverage he pushes his entire length inside you, swallowing your screams with his lips. Loki pumps in and out of you slowly, watching your face for signs of discomfort.

"M-more," you sigh. "Harder... more... please..."

His breath hitches. "Are you sure, my darling?"

"Yes!"

"Very well." Loki's hips snap, shoving himself even deeper inside you.

Your hands fly to grip his biceps. His skin is colder. Colder than you've ever felt it. And there's a slight blue tinge.

"Loki, fuck... oh my god..."

His hand not wrapped around your throat slaps across your cheek. "My king. Say it. Say I'm your king."

You manage a tiny nod. "You're... you're my king..."

Loki's grip tightens and his pace quickens. You can feel his thick cock sliding in and out of you, stretching you around him, forcing his way deep inside you.

"L-Loki..." You let out a short whine. "Come inside me. Please. I need it. Please, please..."

He chuckles darkly. "How pathetic. You're begging like a common whore. Is that what you are, darling? Are you my whore?"

"Y-yes."

"Yes what?"

"Yes, my king."

Loki, seemingly satisfied by your answer, lifts your leg over his shoulder and shoves his way deeper inside you. There's a painful burn as you adjust to the new angle and pace, but the look of ecstasy on Loki's face is enough to send you over the edge again. You come on his cock once more, but this time he comes with you, filling you until it leaks out.

You aren't sure when you closed your eyes, but when you open them Loki is looking at you with a strange expression.

"My hour is up," is all he says.

#loki x reader #loki smut #loki x you #loki x y/n #loki fanfiction #loki laufesyon x reader #loki layfeyson imagine

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agendabymooner · 4 months

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many kids with many names ! charles l. x ofc (hearth sister!ofc) - of long lines and names extra

summary: how people (including his in-laws lewis, max and toto) reacted when they found out about charles and aimee��s first twin pregnancy announcement. (prequel to of long lines and names)

content warning: crackfic, humour, use of explicit language, pregnancy (with twins), dad!charles, brothers (in-law)!f1 drivers x ofc

note: i’ve been thinking about how people would react if they were to find out that charles managed to get his gf pregnant with twins for the first time and this is what i did. enjoy xx

a - n masterlist // o - z masterlist

MAX JOKES ABOUT CHARLES’ GIRLFRIEND’S TWIN PREGNANCY by lestap(pen) breaking my heart

tagged charles_leclerc

liked by maxverstappen1, arthur_leclerc, alex_albon

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alex_albon honestly, if a man doesn’t make you ramen at three in the morning (even if you’re not pregnant), is he even worth it?

carlossainzjr it’s probably safer for you and the babies if you didn’t eat his cooking 😇

aimeeyh his cooking improved a little

carlossainzjr “a little” 👌 liked by aimeeyh

arthur_leclerc you should let him sleep in his pista 😂

aimeeyh come over and see for yourself

lorenzotl already omw 🏃‍♂️

mickschumacher i wouldn’t have let him done that

danielricciardo bad move 😭

maxverstappen1 death by toto wolff 😇

landonorris first you said “rip that 🐱” now this?

lewishamilton charles… c’mon man.

charles_leclerc i’m sorry 😞

aimeeyh try again 😅

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liked by tillywolff, pierregasly, landonorris

user1 what in god’s name are those names???

user2 lord perceval repeat !!!

landonorris i still can’t believe you’ve chosen max and arthur as godfathers and not me

lorenzotl aw poor lando.

landonorris you should’ve sulked harder if you wanted to be a godfather, lorenzo 💀

arthur_leclerc lando please i was NOT sulking

user3 their names are calling me poor rn 🥹

arthur_leclerc dad and arthur 2.0 😎 liked by charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc whatever you say, brother 😀

lewishamilton more playmates for cousin lottie 😇😇 liked by charles_leclerc

maxverstappen1 such cuties

user4 stop flirting with him, he has a girlfriend and two kids

user5 each time a driver gets a child, their dilfism attracts a horny max

charles_leclerc of course they are cute- they are not your babies 😁

user6 THIS IS JUST BORDERLINE VIOLATION CHARLES BAHAHAHA

user7 their names are hervé and jules i’m fuckin sobbing

user8 lestappen consider (eheh pun) that their names mean A LOT to them like omgggg- i’m actually crying because there’s a whole lot of meanings to their names 😭😭

♡ moony’s reminder 🅶 (general): @hiraethrhapsody @avaleineandafryingpan @topguncultleader @enhacolor @roseandtulips @woweewoowa @magnummagnussen @happy-nico @architect-2015

#formula one imagine #f1 smau #formula one smau #f1 fluff #formula one dad #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fluff #charles leclerc smau #cl16 #formula one instagram au #f1 social media au #social media au

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ogrepoppenangleaksofficial · 5 months

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Does family/wider cast member have a drug of choice? Can be answered as seriously or not.

Personal crackfic headcanoning:

Regardless of actual substance enjoyment or lack thereof, Markus and Kitten are living embodiments od "anyone in this thread smoke weed?"

Big-D: y'all already established how thoroughly psychedelics fit him.

Door: alcohol, with a heavy/borderline exclusive preference for American whiskeys or beers. (Zinfandel wine just for fun).

Boy: coffee, depending on access granted to him by his dad/uncles/Grand-D. Always either Just What He Needs or The Last Thing He Needs, depending on the story beat.

Kevin: already established, Office Worker Coffee by "day," Vamp Party Drugs by "night."

Mystery Lady: I'm projecting the same vibes on her as I am on Door, but trading "'Murican Spirits" for either Hobbyist Espresso or Tea.

Malcolm, the Family's Pet Cop: Vitae has already been established and explained.

Shitbeard: Cigars, if his packmates would let him.

Ape: the extent that he tryhards Sabbat Dogma makes me think flavor-of-the-month Hard Uppers. Either as the reason behind, or the result of, his tryharding.

Pyotr: Cigarettes. Like if the cast of Heathers smoked, whatever smoking habit best conveys those vibes.

The Old Lady D Sat Vigil With: provided she was physically capable of doing so, just.... coffee. She flavors it for herself like other grandmothers bake. Sometimes straight-out-the-box beans and liquid creamer (International Delight I think conveys the vibes), and sometimes milk from her husband's friend at the farmer's market spiced/sweetened with a mix of kroger's baking spices and either sweet-n-low/honey/brown sugar, depending on how hot she plans to drink that day's (or meal's cup. The beans are either (insert coffee brand a pensioner would stereotypically have been buying since pre-Reagan/Thatcher), or whatever novelty/specialty beans her family might have given her on christmas/her birthday.

Kräkus: (this seems like a Karl question)

Horse: Absinthe.

CORRECT

except for the krakus part, thats a speakerd question

#answers

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user-needs-new-hyperfixation · 10 months

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You seem to be the headcanon person of the fandom. How do you think Sherliam would handle a serious argument/disagreement? Idk like their arguing styles? Who apologizes/gives in first? Things like that.

First off, love the idea that I am the headcanon person haha!

One of the fic prompts I'm working on involves this idea, but in a fun and sexy kinda way, so lemme take a shot at it a little more seriously, though a fair amount of what I'm gonna say may pop up in that fic later. This in itself kind of devolved into borderline fic as I went...and then crackfic at the end lol. 😅

I have a headcanon that Sherlock has a lot of underlying anxiety during their early days in NYC: that he hasn't really had the opportunity to deal with his own trauma from watching someone he loves attempt suicide, risking his own life and being injured himself, and spending months not knowing if William would wake up.

I don't think they often have serious disagreements, but the first few times they do, because of that lingering anxiety and stress, I imagine Sherlock just immediately backs down when things start to get stressful. And he's stewing internally over all the comebacks and points he desperately wants to make, but it's not worth it when he's so terrified that any sincere conflict between them might push Liam back to a dark place.

But a couple of months go by after Vermissa, and Liam is more and more okay every day, and one day some sincere yet ultimately unimportant argument comes up: maybe something to do with preparing for a mission, or a disagreement about something in one of their academic journals. And they're snarking back and forth a little, but there's a bit of a sincere edge to it. Then Liam says something and instantly, the perfect sassy comeback is right on the tip of Sherlock's tongue, but he swallows it down and says something milder instead, and Liam is suddenly all laser eyed observation, frowning at him.

And then all the pieces click together in Liam's head, and he understands what's going on. And he stops to tell Sherlock in no uncertain terms that he is not as fragile as Sherlock seems to think, and that them being on equal footing is important to him, and that honestly he quite likes Sherlock's sharp wit even when it's directed at him, and enjoys returning in kind.

From then on even serious disagreements are handled with playful bickering and snarking. They have a good sense of each other's sensitivities and how to avoid them, and it's rare for either to go too far and cause any hurt, but when it does happen the one who did so is always quick to apologize. Basically they just think squabbling is a lot of fun.

Once, Billy witnesses them pick an entirely unnecessary and random fight with each other, both grinning and clearly having the time of their lives, and he throws up his hands and says,

"Y'know, it doesn't actually count as makeup sex if you start the fight just for the sex!"

#moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #sherliam #asks

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kurootooru · 1 year

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who the phantom thieves would main in mortal kombat 11

characters: akira//ren, ann, makoto, ryuji, yusuke, futaba, haru

type: crackfic; headcanons

note: wow look at me actually writing something

joker;

johnny cage main !!

akiren doesn’t really care about the meta, he just plays johnny cage because he loves the character and how ridiculously over the top he is

even though he doesn’t particularly care about the meta, he still keeps up with all the changes and updates to stay on top of his game; has watched hundred of combo tutorials

spends hours unlocking all the special skins for johnny and makes him wear the most absurd-looking outfits out there

knows literally every special move, crushing blow, brutality, fatality you can think of

in terms of play style, he’s actually a really solid player ; he just can’t resist ending combos with johnny’s signature nut punch but that exact fact is what can make him predictable at times

has some absolutely disgusting combos that take out like 90% of his opponent’s hp and are borderline unblockable but avoids using them when he plays with the phantom thieves to keep the competition fair

he has completely mastered the flawless block mechanic which allows him to take minimal amounts of damage; he never uses it when he’s playing with the phantom thieves and sometimes even lets the them beat him or sets up little handicaps for himself to stop the matches from ending too early (like never using his fatal blow)

overall; solid 8/10 player ; knows most of the mechanics and how to actually use them; just needs to switch to a more meta character

ann takamaki;

jade main !!

garbage player; only knows about two things - 1) how you attack 2) how you block

uses jade only because of her unblockable overhead and spams that single move and occasionally pokes the opponent with her staff

has no knowledge about combos and the crushing blows that she does randomly execute mostly come from random button mashing until the character just does something

due to her lack of knowledge, she can’t take advantage of the the combo opportunities that jade’s aforementioned overhead

overall; horrible player 4/10; she only gets a 4 because some of the others are worse (yusuke) and because her random button mashing sometimes leads to combos and crushing blows by sheer luck (she’s managed to beat joker once)

ryuji sakamoto;

button smasher !! but he actually knows some combos and will occasionally use them when he thinks it’s necessary but can beat most people (i.e the phantom thieves and noobs online without using them)

speaking of noobs, he loves destroying them online

he doesn’t necessarily have a main and can play with most characters reasonably well but he does have a soft spot for scorpion

he gets absolutely destroyed by haru but so does everyone else so it’s not that embarrassing

overall; he’s a half decent player 7/10

yusuke kitagawa;

do i even need to write about him? he’s never held a controller in his life before and he keeps asking joker where the L1/L2 and R1/R2 triggers are every time they play

he can barely land a hit, much less pull off a combo

picked his character based on aesthetics, tries (and fails) to do moves that look aesthetically pleasing

randomly starts rambling about art during matches to the point where it’s incredibly distracting for the other person, i could go on and on

overall; 1/10 player because i don’t have the heart to give him a 0/10 rating

futaba sakura;

mains whoever is meta at the time but has a soft spot for subzero because he was the first character he learned how to play with

knows every character well, she can execute combines perfectly and use move their moves strategically

she has frame data memorised so that she can punish opponents

she’s the only one other than akechi who can actually challenge the phantom thieves

loves smoking noobs online

overall; 9/10 player, she’s good at pretty much every aspect of the game

makoto niijima;

cassie cage main !!

she loves pulling off a good combo, she didn’t think she would be very interested in a game that involved a bunch of button smashing (from her perspective at least)

it was only when she lost to joker the first time and she realised that there was a lot of strategy and execution of specific strings of command that she was truly interested

she ends up learning the frame data for all her main’s moves and most of the combos, she’s nowhere near the level of futaba in terms of knowledge but she knows quite a lot

she’s also very interested in the lore

overall; a 7/10 player and can beat anyone on a good day

haru okumura;

baraka main and by far the best player among the phantom thieves, she prefers characters that just smash their opponents and don’t require intricate set ups or traps (monke brain)

she doesn’t know any combos on any frame data, she just somehow know how to execute some of the most difficult combos in the game

sometimes the person playing against her looks over only to her with a little smile on her face as her character brutally mutilates their opponent

the only person among the thieves who can beat futaba when she’s being serious

overall; a 9/10 player and someone everyone should be at least a little wary of

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egcdeath · 5 months

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i have a very important question regarding my upcoming hallmark fic:

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bonesandthebees · 9 months

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😅 & 🤡!

BELL!!

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

oh god uh. well the stuff I'm actually a bit embarrassed about mostly stays in my drive, but I will say the first few chapters of clinic do embarrass me bc of how borderline crack they were 😭 if I was able to go back in time I'd make them a bit more balanced so that people knew they weren't reading a crackfic right from the get go

🤡answered this one already!

ask game!

#ask game #belltheash

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emotionalandroid · 8 months

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Interview with Mo Guan Shan

Kissing He Tian is possibly the biggest mistake I’ve ever made. No, scratch that - the whole mess started the moment I let him drag me back to his flat to cook for him.

Notes: Mo Guan Shan character study (possibly borderline crackfic? idk)

Mo Guanshan get's to tell it like it is. No angst, just a lot of swearing and Mo being a fucking delight, pardon my French. Mention of hit-and-run/violence. The other boys (He Tian, She Li, Zhan Zheng Xi, Jian Yi) are mentioned, but this is all Mo.

This has zero Baby Girl Mo, cause that's how I like him.

Read on AO3

#19 days #19 days fanfic #mo guan shan #ao3 fanfic #emotionalandroid

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themimsyborogove · 6 months

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fortnight and April pls? 💞🌟

april: have you ever written and/or posted a crackfic?

I’ve had a lot of ideas start as borderline crackfics, like setting my first Ragnor-centric backstory fic to the Shrek soundtrack, but some angst always seems to work its way in and balance out the crack into an actual story.

There was also one summer a few years ago that I did a batch of smut prompts based on whatever character combination a random number generator spit out at me that gave me some crack ships that were fun

fortnight: what wip do you plan on posting next, if at all?

A prompt fic about Magnus helping out a warlock kid he meets in a Shadow Market

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ao3feed-bakusquad · 10 months

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Multitasking

Multitasking by ivy and roses

“You brought Hibiki here?”

“I didn't have time between picking him up from daycare and getting here! I figured we could deal with these guys quickly anyway!”

“Yet you had time to change into your costume?”

In which Denki thinks he can fight while also holding his baby in one arm- the greatest challenge isn't facing the criminals, but rather facing his wife's wrath.

Words: 1481, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka, Todoroki Shouto

Relationships: Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki, Kaminari Denki & Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Implied Todomomo, kamijirou my sillies, Romance, Kaminari Denki Being An Idiot, Minor Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, they're in love, and they have a baby, Comedy, it's borderline crackfic, Aged-Up Class 1-A

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48919150

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Kamijirou #♥#Kamijirou #⚡#🎧#⚤#R:G #A:Ivy

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yourlunarspice · 10 months

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✨😂😭 <3<3

✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time

Without a doubt, I'm going with Virtuoso by RainTemple. It's a serial-killer Midoriya AU, where he discovers a wicked Quirk lying dormant inside him. The descriptions and writing are terrific, and it's so cool to see just how cold and calculating Midoriya is. Everything is done so well, I highly recommend it.

😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud

There are three fics/series that come to mind, two only a step above crackfics.

The first is called Crossed Wires by therapizedbakugou. A coffee shop/doctor AU, where Dr. Bakugou is deaf (with hearing aids) and occasionally flirts with barista Kirishima in sign language. The issue is, Bakugou doesn't know that Kirishima knows sign language and knows every lewd thing he's saying.

The series Here Lies Shouta's Hopes And Dreams by drifting_manatee (or really anything by manatee; their stuff is FABULOUS). The first fic in the series involves Aizawa giving The Talk™ to 1A, and the second is where the teenagers pair up and have to keep a baby doll 'alive'. Unsurprisingly, some are horrendous 'parents'.

Finally, the Personality Swap AU series by BelleAmant. I have not read all the fics in this series, but the ones I have read had me howling with laughter! Aizawa issues an assignment where everyone in 1A is assigned to dress and act like another classmate at random, to the best of their ability. Naturally, Midoriya's borderline-neurotic note-taking comes in handy and helps him excel at this assignment and future opportunities.

😭 A fic that ripped your heart out (but it hurt so good)

Aw fuckkkkkk, this story was so heartbreaking. Every time I read it, I always start crying. It's The Way I Behaved by ForTheWoolfy. So much heartbreaking Erasermic! It's a great cross between a Villain Mic AU and a Coffee Shop AU. Aizawa is a tired barista by day and a tired hero by night. Mic is a technical genius villain who both falls for and wants to defeat Aizawa. I can't help crying whenever I read it.

#my writing #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #fic recs #fic rec #fic rambles

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throttlegainwell · 4 months

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have you ever written a soulmate au?

Thanks for the ask. :)

I have not!

I have, however, thought a little about how I would do it (in this post), and it's basically all comedy (borderline crackfic, tbh) and would take place in a world where soulmates tend to be platonic.

I probably will do a serious take on a soulmate au eventually, though. Just to say I did. I think reincarnation will be involved, even though that's not exactly following the pure soulmate au formula, and if it's a ST fic, there's a high chance it'll be Stoncy just because I like the moving parts involved in a poly reincarnation soulmate au. I like the idea of these three knuckleheads finding each other over and over again in different circumstances.

#answered asks #ask game

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anonymityisfunwriter · 1 year

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🧠💖😅

YAY!! Thank you for asking!

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

*clears my throat out of embarrassment* Let me start by saying, you guys let me get away with a lot. Fluff, humor, borderline crackfics. But there are two fics in the Grumpy Sunshine series that were sort of funny filler fics while I was working on a longer fic and people bookmarked it as a crackfic when it wasn't supposed to be. I've accepted it. It is what is is.

There's also plenty of drafts for the Grumpy Sunshine series that will never see the light of day because of how bad they are.

(and don't even get me started on other fandoms i was in...)

💖 What made you start writing?

I've always written! Since I was a kid.

But like other adults in this world, I got busy and really didn't have time for it anymore. I'll give you the quick answer. I'm a spoonie (chronic pain) and a few years ago, I got really sick. Like my world stopped kind of sick, but that gave me a hell of a lot more time to write (and to get back into reading!!) And because I got sick, I realized that life is really, really short, and I didn't want to be a lawyer (crazy right, the fic writer is a politics major) so now I write in most of my spare time.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

I think you know who I'm going to pick. Go on, I would love to hear your favorite headcanon for Bucky Barnes!

This is so much fun so if anyone wants to ask anything else, I'm having a blast with this ask game!

#anonymityisfunwriter #anonymityisfun #ask game #ask me things #ask away!

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strxxberries · 3 months

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₊⊹ 𝐒𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒 a list of events and au's in your life with the best sorcerer from the past and the present

SERIES ｡༻✦ . 　⁺

˖ ִֶָ𐀔 — APOCALYPSE

♡ GENRE: Fluff + Angst, TLOU au

♡ WARNINGS: Smut, smoking, mentions of drugs, violence, gore, cursing, death

SYPNOSIS. You and Satoru are one of the very few sole survivors of an apocalypse that broke out. After 5 years of surviving, you are sent to track down Satoru Gojo. You both are entwined by fate, names written in the stars. But that doesn't mean you both are fond of each other. What happens when the universe begins tangling your story with his?

˖ ִֶָ𐀔 — YOU

♡ GENRE: Fluff + Angst, stalker Gojo, YOU au, friends to lovers

♡ WARNINGS: Manipulation, stalking, murder, dark-ish themes, alcohol, smoking, usage of drugs (not the reader or Satoru), borderline obsessive behavior, gaslighting, smut, abuse? addiction, gore, depression, mentions of sexual harassment, cheating (not the reader or Satoru bc I've had ENOUGH with Satoru always being a cheater in fics.)der or Satoru bc I've had ENOUGH with Satoru always being a cheater in fics.)

SYPNOSIS. Satoru Gojo, who is perilously endearing and intensely fixated, will go to any lengths to immerse himself in the lives of those who captivate him. And he cannot help but fall in love with you the moment he sets eyes upon you. And he will do whatever it takes to ensure that his affection is returned. He'll weave his web, entwining souls unnamed, Intruding where he has no rightful claim.

˖ ִֶָ𐀔 — ONE OF YOUR GIRLS (soon !)

♡ GENRE: Fluff + Angst, college au

♡ WARNINGS: Smut, smoking, alcohol use, cursing

SYPNOSIS.You are offered a bet at a party. The bet was to make the playboy, Satoru Gojo, fall for you. You gladly accepted. But soon, you'll find out the universe has other plans for you rather than him being just a bet. You'll find out that after tugging on his heartstrings -- you'll get tangled up in them too.

˖ ִֶָ𐀔 — ECSTASY (soon !)

♡ GENRE: Fluff + crackfic, canon compliant

♡ WARNINGS: smoking, lovesick Gojo, very tiny bit of angst, gojo is a big simp

SYPNOSIS. You rejected Satoru many years ago. Since you didn't really see much in him. All you saw in him was a playboy who dated girls just to boost his own ego. But little did you know, he was willing to change for you. He wants you. He loves you. And he'll do anything for you. Even though he got rejected, his heart beats with hope, though once denied, still, the flames of passion won't subside.

˖ ִֶָ𐀔 — TWISTED HEARTS (soon !)

♡ GENRE: Angst + fluff, Hunger Games au

♡ WARNINGS: violence, cursing, suggestive content, violence, gore (?), death

SYPNOSIS. You were one of the unlucky few people who were chosen to be a tribute. Along with a classmate from school named Satoru Gojo. It was Satoru's idea that you should act like you're in love to get more sponsors. To act like fate was cruel to the both of you and sent you both to the Hunger Games and you have to watch your lover die. Even if it's by your own hands. Little did you know that it would no longer be an act.

ONE SHOTS ｡༻✦ . 　⁺

ঌ ♡ ໒ — LOVE LETTERS (soon !)

♡ GENRE: fluff , lovesick Gojo, cannon compliant

♡ WARNINGS: small cursing, tiny bit of jealous Gojo

SYPNOSIS. Every day in your locker, you have been receiving love letters. With a small and expensive gift attached to them every time. But the person who sends those letters never reveals their name. Little did you know that it was your rival, Satoru Gojo sending those letters..

ঌ ♡ ໒ — CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (soon !)

♡ GENRE: Angst to fluff, cannon compliant au

♡ WARNINGS: small cursing, jealous Gojo, frenemies to lovers, small amount of arguing, suggestive jokes, slight Suguru x reader

SYPNOSIS. Satoru Gojo, your "mortal" enemy. You both are just rivals, always teasing and poking at one another. Nothing too serious. Until one day, you start talking to Suguru Geto, Satoru's best friend. And Satoru can't help but feel jealous and possessive over you. Because, in his eyes, you're his. And his only. And he will do anything to ensure that.

ঌ ♡ ໒ — ABOUT TIME (soon !)

♡ GENRE: fluff, cannon compliant

♡ WARNINGS: small cursing, suggestive jokes, whiny/bratty Gojo, innocent/oblivious reader, Gojo needing his friends support

SYPNOSIS.You are so oblivious. Everyone knows Satoru has a crush on you. Everyone, except you. He gives you flowers, he gives you chocolates, necklaces, bracelets, and shares HIS FOOD with you. Yet you are still oblivious to all of it. You think he's just being nice. Meanwhile, Satoru is on the verge of pulling out his hair because you haven't gotten the hint yet. Until one day, he invites you to the roof.

ঌ ♡ ໒ —VALENTINES? (soon !)

♡ GENRE: fluff, cannon compliant

♡ WARNINGS: small cursing, suggestive jokes ?

SYPNOSIS. You and Satoru have known each other for a year or two. You both were mutual friends and started getting close to one another. You both developed feelings but kept it a secret from one another. Valentine's Day is approaching, and Satoru is planning on asking you out, while getting you the best gifts, of course.

ঌ ♡ ໒ — HONEY (soon !)

♡ GENRE: Smut, cannon compliant

♡ WARNINGS: smut, praising, oral (f receiving), small cursing, fingering, unprotected sex, Gojo being whipped for reader, p in v, breeding kink, dom Gojo, sub reader, established relationship

SYPNOSIS. Your husband is stressed due to the higher-ups always nitpicking him, so now, you take it upon yourself to relieve his stress.

ঌ ♡ ໒ — WOVEN SOULS (Soon !)

♡ GENRE: fluff, enemies to lovers, Fairy au

♡ WARNINGS: ssmall cursing, the fairies aren't tiny I promise, tiny bit of violence, drinking

SYPNOSIS. In a world full of fairies and ethereal gardens, there is you. You were doing your daily stroll around the woods until you were captured by a fairy hunter. And the fairy hunter is none other than Satoru Gojo.

TAGLIST: 5/100

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