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badbitch-bookclub · 9 months

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Week 3 Thoughts on Lost Gods by Gerald Brom

Chapters 51-65

Thot Pocket: So Senoy be fucking that grandma huh?

Britney Smears: Lol. Do y’all suspect that? I didn’t at all.

Thot Pocket: Not at all!

Hell No Kitty: Nooooo.

Thot Pocket: So it sounds like Gavin discovered their affair and killed him. Well, that’s Senoy’s perspective. I bet she tricked him into a living body to bound him there and made Gavin kill him.

Hell No Kitty: Senoy, was a full blown human before that right? I was a little confused about what he is.

Thot Pocket: He’s an angel. Specifically working under Gabriel. But she made him “living flesh.”

Hell No Kitty: Okay this makes more sense.

Bomb Weasley: It was at twist I wasn’t suspecting tbh.

Britney Smears: Did Gavin kill him when he was an angel first?

Thot Pocket: No. After Lamia changed him Gavin stabbed him. His body is rotting, too from the sound of it.

Bomb Weasley: I didn’t catch that part. It sounds like she’s ready to bail on him as soon as she can. Makes me think there’s gonna be another twist.

Britney Smears: For sure, something else to do with Senoy, Lamia, and Gavin.

Thot Pocket: She used his ass like a tampon and chucked him into the nearest sewer lmfao.

Hell No Kitty: Yeah that scene where she just walks away and the little demon kid basically says "she is going to leave you" was brutal.

Britney Smears: Grandma is like this seductress child killer.

Thot Pocket: Well, in her defense he hid her from god at first to torture her and then his stupid ass got seduced.

Britney Smears: I wonder if Gavin is still in love with her.

Thot Pocket: Yeah he doesn’t really think of her. I’m wondering if he’s gonna be the sympathetic victim because he was set up as the villain. Also I’m so fucking happy Velles is ALIVE lol.

Britney Smears: Ditto I was a little disappointed at how quickly they got him though. Like I thought he’d put up a bigger fight.

Thot Pocket: It makes sense as an assassination attempt. They don’t want to fight him. They know that’s stupid. Better to be dirty and kill them off guard.

Britney Smears: I’m also curious how y’all feel about them going after the gods.

Thot Pocket: I don’t like it honestly.

Hell No Kitty: I don't like them killing the gods. Their parts of the story are not super interesting and I dislike Carlos so much. This is silly but like what is even the point of them killing the gods? Do they just want power of purgatory?

Bomb Weasley: I think so, it’s like a perpetual power struggle there.

Thot Pocket: They want to free the souls from what they deem as oppression. They see believers as slaves. Which is HILARIOUS coming from the confederate colonel. It’s also wild to me that Carlos is much more ignorant and even calls him a communist lol.

Britney Smears: Ooof yea that conversation they had made me cringe lol.

Hell No Kitty: Which like Carlos isn't a white name? Why is he on that guy's side hahaha?

Thot Pocket: This book is anti Mexican haha. I agree with you Bomb, at least on Carlos’ position and that demon Lord. Why is the confederate like “I just wanna help?” Fuck out of here. I don’t like that he’s supposed to be “good intentioned.” Bro died wanting to OWN people lol.

Bomb Weasley: Kinda makes me think of us liberating oil.

Thot Pocket: It’s crazy babies go there cuz they’re incapable of believing shit lol.

Bomb Weasley: It’s super sad, they are all alone.

Thot Pocket: We’re you guys scared for the Red Lady at all?

Britney Smears: No she seems stronger than the other gods. To me at least.

Hell No Kitty: Is the red lady the one on the cover? I assumed so, so I wasn't too worried about her. That is the only reason I thought she would be okay, not much deep literary thought put into that.

Britney Smears: Same that’s literally the only reason I wasn’t worried about her either and was like eh she’s strong and can take care of herself lol.

Thot Pocket: See, I trust NOTHING.

Britney Smears: Bitch is on the cover!!

Thot Pocket: And the main character of psycho is murdered halfway! You never know lol. Spoilers for Psycho lmfao.

Hell No Kitty: I gotta say my favorite line from the book so far was "Heaven is full of sheep. Hell is full of those who actually shaped the world..."

Thot Pocket: LOVED IT. Any predictions?

Bomb Weasley: Yes. That is was a trick the whole time. And the angel wants to use the key to run into the sunset with the demon grandma.

Hell No Kitty: I love this.

Britney Smears: I feel like Chet and gavin will get along. Even though it may be a trick Chet could still save Trish.

Bomb Weasley: I think she dies. And the baby.

Hell No Kitty: I do think the baby dies.

Bomb Weasley: And gets dropped into the River.

Thot Pocket: Dear God that’s sad lol. What if him and his grandpa team up and do expendables in Lamia’s house?

Bomb Weasley: Plot twist. This was really just propaganda to make people baptize their babies.

Hell No Kitty: Totally possible.

Thot Pocket: I think the opposite. I think Trish and Baby live, but everything else goes BAD.

Bomb Weasley: Like how bad?

Thot Pocket: Like he doesn’t get her when he needs to and maybe she runs off with the baby or something. It keeps implying she’s about to leave.

Bomb Weasley: That would probably be the best outcome, she just leaves.

Britney Smears: So senoy just said that if Chet gets the key he could save Trish and baby, right? Not Trish baby and himself?

Thot Pocket: Yeah he’s dead as fuck. I don’t think there is any coming back. I don’t think the key is gonna help them anymore, I think it’s just Senoy manipulating him.

Bomb Weasley: Does he have Lilith blood?

Britney Smears: Yes!

Bomb Weasley: Maybe that will kinda help him and he’ll be stuck like the angel. I know that’s pretty obtuse.

Thot Pocket: I guess the reason I doubt that is if she could reanimate corpses why couldn’t she take over her dead daughter’s ya know? But I could also just be flat wrong. But I’m still intrigued regardless.

Bomb Weasley: Good point.

Britney Smears: Chet becomes an angel and him Trish and baby survive. And Lamia dies somehow. My prediction.

Hell No Kitty: I really want Trish to be the one to kill Lamia.

Britney Smears: That would be good.

Thot Pocket: Killing her ass with that nail board would be pretty metal.

Bomb Weasley: That would be a good ending.

Hell No Kitty: Maybe somehow Trish also dies while killing Lamia and then Ana somehow gets to take care of the baby. Fin. I just like Ana.

Thot Pocket: She’s awesome. I really like her character and I appreciate that Chet doesn’t abandon her. I also like that there’s no weird tensions. They’re just two people in the after life.

Bomb Weasley: Yes I love that too!

#books #book club #books and literature #books and reading #gerald brom #lost gods #books & libraries #booksbooksbooks #reading #read in 2023

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thenextcelestialchapter · 2 years

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Also I was expecting “The Birth of Kitaro” to be more full of feels, and it likely will be in the 2022 movie, but yeah, the manga version is hilariously brisk and not very sympathetic to Kitaro lmao... Basically goes like this, paraphrased...

Mizuki: Shit dude. Yokai blood got into the blood bank somehow and it turning people into monsters. This could hurt the company’s reputation! It’s up to me...

Mizuki: *IMMEDIATELY realizes he got way in over his head and isn’t gonna stop realizing this for like 6-7 years apparently lmao*

Mizuki: Okay so this tainted yokai blood came from... MY OWN ADDRESS?! I guess there’s that rotten old temple out back--*goes to check it out*

Mizuki: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS?!?!?!

Mizuki: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS PREGNANT?!?!?!?

Mizuki: Dude I really gotta tell the blood bank about you guys mixing your yokai blood into the supply, I get you needed money for medicine, but this is legit harming/killing people, it’s my ethical responsibility...

Kitaro’s Dad: FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL THEM OTHER PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST SIT HERE AND DIE EVEN THOUGH MY WHOLE BODY IS ALREADY ROTTING?! *SHOVES HIS ROTTEN FACE RIGHT UP NEXT TO MIZUKI’S* HMM??

Mizuki: UM... OKAY I GUESS WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT I CAN LET PPL DIE FOR 8-9 MORE MONTHS UNTIL YOU GET THIS WHOLE ‘HAVING A BABY’ THING WORKED OUT...?

Kitaro’s Dad: Oh sweet! Cool, thanks bro. :)

Mizuki, comes back 9 months later to find they’re both dead: Oh thank god that worked itself out! Guess I should bury these things. but... Damn that’s a lotta hard work. And that dad is already super icky so uh... Look I’m just gonna bury the mom, okay? Okay.

Mizuki: *hears noises coming from the grave 3 days later* Sure, I’ll check this out I guess... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, KILL IT, KILL IT--Oh wait, it’s a baby. Sorry about that, kid! *fucks off*

Kitaro’s Dad: *the eyes that should have rotted first are apparently the last thing to go for this dude so he just straight up turns into a giant eyeball-dude and goes to help his son, apparently never once regretting fucking his zombiefied wife who was in no shape to get pregnant, jus finds his son and puts him on a leash like a dog and drags him to Mizuki’s house lmfao??*

Mizuki: *having a nice peaceful slumber--LOL NOT ANYMORE* EW OH MY GOD IT’S THAT MONSTER CHILD I TRIED TO KILL BEFORE, IN MY BED!!! ...You know what I’m just too tired, fuck it I give up, I guess I’ll “raise you as my own”, or whatever... *is totally not going to do this lmao*

Mizuki’s mom: Um... What are you going to do with that child? *a very very VERY legit question*

Mizuki: Oh mother... Can’t talk! Late for work! I’m off!

Mizuki’s mom: ...Fine. (IT LITERALLY WENT LIKE THAT LMAO... XD Like the last few lines and the next few lines basically aren’t even paraphrasing, it’s straight from the book... XD)

6 Years later...

Mizuki’s mom: Dude that creepy Kitaro kid you took in keeps going places at night...

Mizuki: Yeah, I know...

Mizuki’s mom: SO FUCKING GO FIND OUT WHERE AND WHY!!

Mizuki: *comes back* I have no idea where he went, I lost him in the graveyard--

Mizuki’s mom: OH MY GOD JUST GET RID OF THE LIL MONSTER ALREADY?!

Mizuki: Kitaro! I followed you last night, but lost you by a tree in the graveyard! Where did you go?

Kitaro: I was playing in the world of the dead...

Mizuki: Quit yanking my chain kid, as if such a place really even exis--

Kitaro: It’s where spirits live...

Mizuki: WAIT I SUDDENLY BELIEVE YOU, WTF, CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH THE DEAD?! Okay I am so over this whole “raise you like my own” thing by now, my mom was right, you’re an abomination and you gotta go man...

Mizuki’s Mom: FUCKING FINALLY!

Daddy Eyeball: Oh hey, Kitaro! You’re totally not being kicked out buddy, lets go see the world!

Kitaro, apparently: I will forever help humans because of all that you have done for me, Mizuki. I am truly grateful.

Me: And I am truly grateful... That you didn’t realize what an asshole Mizuki’s character really was and decide to never help humans ever... XD;;;;;

#gegege no kitaro #kitaro #shigeru mizuki

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mccnstruck · 2 years

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we all need piercer!xiao in our lives and i’m glad i opened your eyes to the truth („ᵕᴗᵕ„)

in fact, i believe we need all of our beloved anemo guys to be piercers and tattoo artists… but that is for another day…

yes that absolutely means i’ll write more for xiao and the rest of them and turn this into it’s own little ‘universe’

bro i have been like imagining piercer xiao and i am literally worldbuilding stuff in my head like our apartment and everything GOD IM GONNA SCREAM u have started a new revolution

IMAGINING ALL THE ANEMO GUYS RIGHT NOW YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING

i have much work to do but holly you are giving me so much food with this concept

dont mind me,,,,, giving a few headcanons,,,,,,, hahaha,,,,,,, haha,,,,, ha,,,,

- when venti is focused on the piercing, he kinda sticks out his tongue in concentration. you find yourself staring at venti because this guy is so focused on doing his best job for his lover and it shows in his little quirks

- kazuha has those piercings that kinda hang under his ear with different piercings as well. when you gently touch them, kazuha relishes in your attention, thinking about getting another piercing to get your attention more.

- heizou,,,, he seems like the guy to get a industrial piercing like the ones that go across the inside ear and i find that attractive af. thats it LMFAO

very sorry for the brain rot my brain immediately went to work

modern tattoo artists/ear piercers anemo boys universe *heart eyes*

i absolutely cannot wait omg omg take ur time though !!!! take care holly i completely forgot to ask but how are you doing???? it’s been a while since i visited you </3333 eat and rest well <333333

#[ train asks ]#[ passenger: the-travelling-witch ]#i may or may not have a problem

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piplupod · 2 years

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im not going to make an actual funny post abt it partially bc i am struggling putting words together and partially bc it makes me want to cry bc my paranoia flares up so bad, but

its always insane to me how vicious and nasty full grown adults get when you even just /imply/ that CP fanfic is gross. like. you don't have to even say it outright and they'll act like you've just threatened to kill their dog.

bro i. why are you, an adult, so angry at someone for being disgusted by child pornography. why are you defending your right to write about literal 10 year olds fucking each other (often non consensually lol). it's freaky as hell and not in a good way. like it actually makes my skin crawl that these freaks think this is normal behaviour.

anyways as someone whose culture has been nearly destoryed by residential schools, you are disgusting. this isnt a christian ideology issue lol christians and catholics are the ones who raped these kidnapped children actually lmfao. you people disgust me and i genuinely hope that you see how wrong your behaviour is. if you want to write CP thats your own damn business but as soon as you share it around problems arise. you fucking sicken me. writing about children fucking shouldn't be a fun hobby, thats sick and twisted behaviour.

and i bring up the residential school thing because 1) Christian ideology argument, and 2) there are people writing fics about residential schools in your disgusting little "community". i hope you rot in a well.

#cp tw #rape tw #this got longer than i meant it to lol #im just. rly fucking tired of these ppl acting high n mighty abt their foul vile writings #pippen needs 2nd breakfast #delete later

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100gecs · 2 years

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don't you miss him, though? the love He gave you on those long nights..

lmfao I wonder if this is him (if so, move the fuck on bro and find better shit to do with your life than look at my blog in 2022) or just some rando from that era trying to get under my skin, but I literally live with my partner for life who's everything I've ever needed in a person and more, and my dog who is my best friend, and in a few months we are upgrading to a home with my best friend in the world. I've taken my pain to therapy and found peace with it, he can rot. Even for being 12 years old he was sick in the head. Whatever long nights you think I miss are nothing compared to sleeping in my lovers arms every night

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nyanggk · 2 years

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I like a new guy😭😭😭😭 the others r out of my story now soooo first summer school guy he likes a whole other girl and i just dont like him nomore!!! childhood bestfriend he called me 2faced it was a joke bc apparently we r close enough for that but it hurt like a bitch LMAOOOO cus he did it more than once!!& he side eyed me today. anywho fuck them THSI NEW GUY A CLEAN SLATE FR AND HES SO FINEEEEE BRUHHHH i've only talked to him once but that day he tried talking to me as well and rhat had me like😱😱 i had butterflies bro and this whole day at school ive been thinking abt him i dont see him at school at all but my mind makes up for that. ANDDD HE'S 6'2 BRO HES FUCKING TALLLLLL IMAGINE LIKE 5'7 1/2 AND 6'2 LAWDDDD

AND HE PLAYS FOOTBALL THIS MAN ACTUALLY SO FIT LIKE NOW THE OTHER GUYS ONE WAS CUTE BUT HE WASNT FINE HE WAS LIKE AN UGLY HOT CUTE YK? THE CHILDHOOD BESTFRIEND WAS FINE JUST IN MY EYES TBH HES MID BUT STILL HOT IN MY EYES LMAOO BUTT THIS GUY GOT ME KICKING MY LEGS N SHIT THIS IS WORSE THAN THE OTHER TWO BRO AND MY FRIEND FULL ON WENT AND SAID ME AND HIM WOULD MAKE CUTE BABIES LIKE WHAT????

ANYWAYSSS HOW HAVE U BEEEENNNNNNNN???????

THALIESE HIIII again, I honestly don't know how long this has been rotting in my inbox but helleurrrrr

I love how u immediately switch up and view them as ugly once you've gotten over them BCS SAME THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME WITH ALL OF MY EXES AND EX FLINGS LMDAOEKDMWO OK BUT I FULLY SUPPORT THIS NEW GUY also 6'2????? my boyfriend could never LMFAO my boyfriend has this legit fear of me being taller than him like it's not even a joke atp bcs he's actually nervous since I've been growing quite a bit these days

CUTE BABIES???? HELLO??? NO NAUGHTY STURF FOR U UNTIL YOUR 18 YOUNG LADY bUT WE LOVE TO SEE A SUPPORTIVE BESTIE

MY LIFE HAS BEEN QUITE BUSY THESE DAYS 😭😭 haven't gotten the motivation to write in a bit but when I do, I usually don't stop so I'm not too worried abt loosing my edge. school is starting and there's orientations and my schools in q nother city too so I have to wake up 3 hours before call time so I don't get there late 😪😪😪😪

#thaliese🌺#@: thaliese #mirais asks⚜#[besties!] (*≧з≦)

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monster-mashed · 9 months

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whatever personal rant under cut

anyways i have to rant about my mother and twitter doesn’t have enough characters but she recently followed me on tiktok cause tiktok has that fuckass feature where it shows you the accounts of ppl in your contacts. i like, swear to god i turned that shit off but wtf ever anyways her whole NEW account because this is her 2nd one is titled ajnaconsulting and that’s my fucking name and she’s made all of her business stuff ajna whatever because her other thing was ajna media&marketing and it’s really gross to me!!! it’s weird!!! it’s not sweet or endearing that woman is my abuser and she’s fucking obsessed with me dude. my whole life. a weird narcissistic control freak. she literally will not let me be free of her lmfao she has to monitor me and she’s done that my whole life. it’s so creepy bro. i hate the way she thinks i need to be fucking watched and seen and shit like it’s so weird bro i want her to leave me the fuck alone but the only way she’d do that is if she was fucking dead. like!!!!!! leave me alone!! and now my dad is like waaaah i feel bad for her well fucking don’t she’s a fucking abuser and is brilliant at victimizing herself fuck her i hope she rots can’t wait to dance on her death bed whenever the fuck that happens. i bet she’ll die at like age 90 like a piece of shit. i surely do not know who will be looking after her because it won’t fucking be me lol. idk. leave me the fuck alone bitch

#personal #text post

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mouseratz · 2 years

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3x15

- REALLY? lmfaoooo

- I love this development for Ed.

- HSGWHWIAJSJAJAJ me if I got caught by him. I can't solve riddles for shit bro.

- my best friend? after all that?

- this is inspired. so beautiful

- I wanna know what the answer to that last one was. wtf.

- what is thissss

- THE CRAB.....

- Eddie are we back on Jim. oh my.

- the kazoo.....

- Lucius can solve this shit. Obviously.

- love that hallucination os has popcorn. just cuz. Also he is literally no exaggeration sopping wet.

- oh my god did his uncle kill Jim's dad lmfao.

- LOVE that fox is the one solving his puzzles. he wouldn't say it, but he does seem to be enjoying it a little bit, in some kind of way.

- hehe. heh. This is soooo fun

- on os' painting.....

- yeah, sure. sounds true, whatever.

- fox and Bullock are such a fun pair. Total opposites.

- "how do I look?" "Is this what Gordon deals with?"

- CHESS KILLER LMAO.

- MUSICAL NUMBER....I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed

- killing you killed a part of me.

- insane. This show is insane.

- "and have plenty of antacids on hand in case you face indigestion." SAY IT HARV!

- riddler special girl moments!

- breath?

- HAHA. GOT IT

- THE FUCKING FRUIT PEOPLE

- foxy.....

- love can be shared? Loneliness......

- a snowflake is a correct answer! snowflakes are all individuals!

- Lucius is smart. Figuring out what happened.

- reflection......"and ill see you rot?" okay. Kind of shitty.

- interesting. kind of feels on purpose from a show/story perspective that the riddles answer was reflection, then we see the double Bruce say that.

- I love Lucius fox. And riddler. This is sooo fun.

- "except penguin?" "Except Oswald."

- the best friend I have ever had.

- my search for a best friend, or an enemy, was just my attempt to hold on to him to a little bit longer.

- RIDDLER BABYYYY

- Annnd there's the hat. hehe

- SHE has him?

- this is the second time something like this has happened to him. get shot, wake up in someone else's bed, etc.

- and where the fuck is he?

#mouse watches gotham

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13434440 · 2 years

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#i would die for ur heaven…i could lie here; forever.#so funny the attachments I have to certian songs and lyrics #like this song but really this whole album raised me thru my freshman year of college LMFAO they were my 2nd most streamed artist that year #i miss that era of my life so much #i was so fucking sick #literally rotting from the inside out a walking corpse #but I was so in love #i remember it so vividly #i had just watched banana fish #and shit was so sweet between me & her bro #i wouldn’t shut up to her about how she was the eiji to my ash #i know she didn’t feel the same but she was always kind enough to entertain me #i dont think I’ve ever known love like that #loving her was like a dream even though it ended in smoke and flames #kali talks #long ass ramble I’m sorry I’ve been crossed since like 3pm #Spotify

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jungwnies · 2 years

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↬ prompt ;; how nct is with public display of affection (pda) ↬ part two ;; winwin ◦ jungwoo ◦ lucas ◦ mark ◦ xiaojun ◦ hendery ◦ renjun ◦ jeno

↬ part one ;; here ↬ part three ;; here

↬ warning ;; teeth rotting fluff & slightly suggestive content ↬ requested ;; yes!! ↬ author's note ;; this is a series with the other groups on my masterlist which can be found: here. I have switched to HTML coding on my macbook but I use BETA on my PC so I might take a little longer to release depending on which device I'm using!

↬ please note that these are MY opinions, if you do not agree that's fine but please refrain from leaving hateful comments ♡ ↬ remember to like, comment, & reblog

⊱ sicheng

○ winwin prefers privacy ○ he doesn't really show his affection on camera, he barely does it with his members and if he does??? ○ it's a once in a blue moon type thing /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ ○ winwin will be all up on you in private and then keep his distance in public, literally doesn't even hold your hand ○ his only affection he shows you in public is sometimes he'll give you a little kiss on the forehead before dropping you off somewhere ○ trust me, he is VERY loving in private but he hates doing that fluffy shit in front of cameras ○ he doesn't get shy or anything, he just hates when people invade his privacy (e.g. dispatch & paparazzi) ○ people are convinced you two are just friends even though it's confirmed you're a couple ○ sometimes he gets jealous, but he doesn't act on it ○ it bothers him, and he'll just tell you quietly and you both leave ○ winwin is touchy in private but once someone whips out a camera ○ he's just, distant. but not in a bad way, he just HATES when people are all up in his business

⊱ jungwoo

○ he cares yet not really ○ he doesn't mind being touchy with you at all ○ but it's not really an aggressive touchy, he's so sweet and soft so he's never really making out with you in public or trying to pounce on you ○ he usually just holds your hand, kissing your cheek, forehead, quick pecks, just pure innocence and sweetness ○ paparazzi honestly hates following you guys around so they just stopped because jungwoo never does anything too sexual in front of the cameras ○ he keeps that behind the scenes ( *︾▽︾) ○ jungwoo doesn't normally get jealous and when he does he gets angry, but whiny at the same time ○ always like, "why are they looking at you," "they need to stop it, right now," "what can i do to make sure they back off" ○ he doesn't feel threatened but he just hates when people stare at you a little too hard ╰（‵□′）╯ ○ like an angry teddy bear tbh LMFAOO ○ but he doesn't care about the cameras ○ yet he's a little more lovey in private

⊱ lucas

○ bro does not give two shits ○ like fr he doesn't care ○ lucas is always embarrassing himself anyways, pda is like nothing ○ he will kiss you, make out with you, he will carry you around on his back with NO problem ○ like i said, he doesn't care ○ lucas reminds me of my j-hope one, he's just this big ball of energy and doesn't care about anything except being happy ○ he cares about your happiness too, so he respects your limits as to what you're comfortable with ○ but if you're comfortable with everything, then he does everything ○ lucas doesn't get jealous either, honestly he doesn't even notice when people look at you because he's always all up on you to even care about what goes on around him ○ lucas is a very strong lover, like he's down bad, DOWN ASTRONOMICAL (￣_,￣ ) ○ he is more loving and passionate in private, so it's way more sensual ○ but publicly, he's just crazy in love LMFAO

⊱ mark

○ mark cares a lot ○ he will hold your hand, but that's all ○ he gets very shy and flustered when he kisses you in public because he thinks everyone is looking at him ○ plus he's always followed around by cameras because he's in like every unit except wayv... ○ so he prefers keeping his affection lowkey and behind cameras, especially with you ○ he's a super busy guy so he wants what he loves to be cherished privately and not captured by cameras ○ he wants to make memories but doesn't want them to be filmed or pictured ○ sometimes he'll give you a small kiss if he drops you off somewhere like winwin, but besides that he keeps his love away from the public eye ○ everyone knows you two are together, and they think you guys are so sweet and innocent (mark and you are in fact, not innocent btw) ○ but let's allow everyone to believe y'all are ○ mark gets jealous easily and also becomes a little whiny and tense when he sees someone looking at you and he tries to get you away from them IMMEDIATELY ○ but anyways, like i said mark just prefers privacy LMFAO

⊱ xiaojun

○ he's kinda in the middle ○ he will kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, but nothing too showy ○ he does prefer privacy so he keeps a lot of the making out and sensual shit behind the scenes ○ sometimes he gets flustered kissing you in front of cameras, or in front of people ○ like mark, everyone knows you too are together but they wished you guys showed more of it on camera ○ xiaojun and you are pretty comfortable with the relationship and don't mind the fluffy shit, but when it comes to sensual shit like i said ○ privacy is where it is ATTT ○ he doesn't get jealous easily, and usually just subconsciously pulls you away if he's uncomfortable with anyone around him ○ when he's super jealous he'll just hold your hand a little tighter, and pull you away eventually ○ xiaojun loves you very much so if the moments right then he will just full on make out, and then realize what he just did and start blushing or laughing out of shyness? (is that even a word LMFAO) ○ xiaojun has his limits ○ overall, he prefers to retreat from the public eye when it comes to affection ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

⊱ hendery

○ hendery does not care about pda ○ but one time he was a little too touchy and got in trouble with staff ಥ_ಥ ○ from then, he just started listening to whatever staff and management told him to do ○ although it's annoying for the two of you because hendery is a passionate lover, and he honestly enjoys showing everyone that ヾ(≧▽≦*) ○ since management tells him what to do, sometimes he's more touchy then other times ○ if there's no cameras around and just a lot of people like staff, members, producers, etc.... ○ he will kiss you, hug you, let you sit on his lap, keep an arm around, hold your hand, whatever it is ○ he doesn't get jealous easily, if he does get jealous it's probably because you're talking an old guy friend ○ he doesn't express his feelings in the moment, but energy screams "y/n i am distressed watching you talk to him, let's leave." ○ he doesn't verbally say it but his actions for sure say it LMAO ○ since he's controlled by staff … rip ○ he just prefers privacy even though he doesn't care, he will love up on you anywhere LMFAO

⊱ renjun

○ renjun renjun renjun... he doesn't care ○ he got in trouble with staff too... ○ still does whatever he wants LOLOLOL ○ he doesn't make out with you, but he will kiss you, hold your hand, but the reason he got in trouble was crazy ○ he made the two of you run from dispatch, another time you guys ran away from staff ○ he doesn't care about pda, and there's hella pics of you guys on his insta, and on a basic google shirts ○ theres y/n+renjun stans out there, literal fan pages ○ renjun is more touchy us private, but in public he's crazy, he just does crazy shit ○ SOMETIMES he'll listen to staff if there's a comeback but when there's nothing coming up, renjun is ALWAYS getting into trouble with you ○ he doesn't get jealous, and when he does he gets mean lowkey ○ he's not mean to you, but you can tell in his attitude he's just mad and annoyed someone it giving you glances ○ renjun just radiates large amounts of random energy, unpredictable, but he doesn't care about pda at all

⊱ jeno

○ doesn’t care, but is careful because he doesn’t wanna get in trouble ○ sometimes they give him warnings, but he’s never actually gotten in trouble (unlike renjun...) ○ jeno makes out with you in public, on occasion ○ usually it’s just hugs, hand holding, all that nauseating fluffy shit <3 ○ jeno like some of the others is more sensual in private, but he doesn’t mind showing you off to the world ○ jeno doesn’t get jealous easily, trust me. ○ but when he does get jealous he’s so aggressive, not to you, but he starts giving everyone around you dirty looks, and he has a resting bitch face when he’s jealous ○ once you notice him acting like this, you both end up leaving because it just gets uncomfortable since you start to notice all the eyes on you to too ○ usually in public, he just keeps you close without being too touchy, but dispatch ALWAYS catching y’all lacking ○ dispatch headline every week: nct dream’s jeno caught with y/n at blah blah blah LMFAO ○ jeno is more lovey in private ○ but he’s also lovey in public, just softer…

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Streaming Relationship HCS w/ Chiaki

request(s); omg ur requests are open???? AAAJDJAKFHW ok so this might sound weird but like- relationship hcs with chiaki and a s/o who stream together, like on twitch or some shit BAHAHDJAH

sorry if that’s really specific i just think it’s a really cute idea LMAO have an amazing day ily guys <333

paring(s); streamer! Chiaki x streamer! S/o, special appearance of Hajime x Komaeda (Platonic or romantic, depends on how you perceive it)

warnings(s); light cussing, unedited, tackling???? but not like in a fight or anything, smash bros if that’s a trigger- idrk how streams work and what type of games they play — but i tried watching one and it was pretty cool :000 am still confused if i wrote this right though;;; probably more relationship gaming hcs than streaming :’) but i tried!!!! anyway back to warnings, gender-neutral reader, teeth-rotting fluff, mention of chloroform(it’s not how you think i used it for tho, no one gets drugged dw), silent treatment, sugar rushes, simps lmfao wtf-

note; WEEEEE OKAY SO I INITIALLY THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE HARD CONSIDERING IVE NEVER WATCHED A TWITCH STREAM IN MY LIFE AND IDK WHAT IT IS BUT ASDHBSDKFHJBFAS AFTER SOME ‘RESEARCH’ I TOTALLY JUST WENT HAM AND IDEAS JUST FLOWED LIKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING RIVER — anyway, hope you enjoy!!! AA

- mod chia

◊ Okay so, I think that during streams, Chiaki probably wouldn’t talk that much; and when she did, it was usually just small quiet, cute and questionable things that make you take a minute — and then die(of laughter).

The whole quiet thing is just a façade, isn’t it!? >:0

◊ If she ever loses a game, or loses some inventory, she won’t have that big of a reaction, but she’ll abruptly stop and tense. Her first instinct however, to calm herself down, is, well, you. So she’ll take a deep breath — only it’s in your chest,,, and she can’t breathe. She will just lean over to you, stuff her face in your chest and then- *SNIFFFF*

◊ She’ll probably stay there for a while and just kind of… forget her loss, as well as forget she was on a stream(oops).

◊ “Yeah, just give me a mmmm- minute… or more… I think.” Her voice would be muffled from the material of your shirt, and slightly drowsy — your scent is intoxicating, it’s almost like chloroform for her. One inhale, and she’s —

◊ “Chiaki...? Chiaki? W- we’re on a stream-” HAH Good luck waking her up, she’s out like a light — not only that, she will whine if you wake her up, better yet, she’ll climb further onto you until you almost fall off your gaming chair, or bean bag... bean bags are dope. *wait, i just got an idea- hol’ up

◊ It’s awkward as shit on the stream; especially when there’s people simping for your gamer girlfriend.

◊ Right after Chiaki feels you give up on trying to rouse her, she’ll immediately take your moment of vulnerability to climb into our lap and bury her nose in your shoulder, getting comfortable before the soft snores start again. It’s so abrupt and on cue, that it makes you wonder if she was just faking her sleep, or if it was just pure muscle memory.

◊ Yes, muscle memory.

◊ She’s done this so many times out of streams, and in, that it’s literally become instinct.

◊ You cannot start a stream without Chiaki knowing, she has your notifications on, so the moment you go live, you will hear a very silent, but full-of-emotion gasp in the other room — or even the other side of the planet depending on where you guys are located.

◊ If you start a stream without her, she will give you the silent treatment for one hour. That’s right, one whole hour. So don’t betray her trust, one hour is longer than you think it is — you’d learn that the hard way.

◊ She may cave in after one hour, but she will definitely bring it up in a passive-aggressive way.

— “Chiaki? Are you going to order some food?” “Are you going to invite me to your next stream?” It’d be quiet, a near whisper, but you can still hear how whiny- furious she is.

◊ If you two were streamers, it’d definitely be Chiaki who introduced you to it first, and invited you to her stream first too. Your relationship known to everyone else is kind of like,, Chiaki is player 1, and you’re player 2; if that makes sense...?

◊ Point is, everyone knows Chiaki better than you — but after some time, you two kind of become a team instead. And this was always her plan too! She always wanted to be a gaming team with you, so if you ever streamed or gamed without her, she will get mad.

◊ — doesn’t mean she won’t play against you, however.

◊ If you did get her mad, she will destroy you at street fighter. And at a shit ton of other games too; less merciful than usual. You swear you can see an almost terrifying fierceness in her eye as she jabs at the buttons loudly — everyone on the stream are just, nervously sweating for you.

◊ You guys probably have a cute, pastel themed gaming room with bean bags, and just shelves and shelves of imported snacks and instant noodles. The keyboard is pastel coloured, the computer, the bean bags*, everything is pastel themed and coloured; extremely soft to the eye, especially after gaming, it’s just very nice and soft for when your eyes get sore :)

◊ As mentioned earlier, you two are an unseparable team. Whenever you two are playing 2v2 against Komaeda and Hajime, you always end up in the same time — whether if it’s because you two chose to do so, or the game spinner chose for you.

◊ You suspect it’s probably because of Komaeda’s luck — but it’s nice to think that the universe ships you both together, right?

◊ Chiaki definitely carries you, but she really doesn’t mind; it’s easy for her. And honestly, she’s just glad you’re playing with her. You being there is a huge supreme factor to her winning most of the games too. The motivation to win for her super hot partner, and to be the hero is very active when you’re sitting knee-to-knee to her.

◊ So yeah, she obliterates Hajime and Komaeda at Smash Bros because she wants to see you praise her and be impressed <33

◊ Praise her though. Seriously.

◊ Give her head pats, hug her(the favoured option), or cheer for her; all that really matters, is that she knows you’re proud of her — even if it’s live, and millions are watching, just shamelessly praise her. Your opinion matters a lot to her, so make sure to take care of that fact, take care of her.

◊ She’d definitely do the same for you!! >:000

◊ If she drank a lot of soda from the mini fridge(yes, you two have a mini fridge), and she’s super energetic from the sugar/caffeine rush, you will bet your sore ass(from sitting, get your mind out of the gutter), that she will tackle you to the ground and start squishing her forehead against yours as she stares you uncomfortably in the eye, “How did you do that!?” she’d be so proud of you, but mostly — she needed to know. How the hell. You did that.

◊ She’ll probably be vibrating from the energy, and when she gets up, she literally starts talking to everyone on the stream at a volume that may be too loud — but she doesn’t care so — “You guys saw that right...?!” through slurred speech and energy that had slowly been draining within each second, she’ll probably last on that sugar rush for a couple more seconds before clinging onto you and just. Sleeping.

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chasseuses · 3 years

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reasons why i love jade leech part 3

I don't know why I'm doing this again I am a big fool goodbye ☠️ but ahhahahwhahjwhsjfhfjfnfkbdsjbdkdbjd im a doormat for him so. haha. I'll just. fukcignvkjgknv everyone pls look away this is the last post i swear 🤩

Part 1, 2

So.... 🤡 Hi I'm back again with another simp post I'm your local Jade simp and I'm here to point out reasons why I'm an absolute doormat for this eel and why I'm staying as one.

I'M FUCKIFNCGD. SCRVEN AMWIANAJWBAJVWKQVWKAGAKAVDKFBYKDGSKEIANSJAMEINSLENDKEBEKSBEKSHEKDJEKSJRKDJRKDHSKDHKEHSKEBSKEJDLDHDKDBDKHRKDBEKSHEKSUSMS

Ok so, URGFKFHDKDUDKSJSKFHDKGDKDHD if you've been here long enough or something i think i posted something about his initial birthday suit up illustration here which i wrote while i was sobbing and being overly emotional over him.

BUT BASICALLY. IT WAS ABOUT HIS SMILE. I MEAN RTHGJKHJGK JADE LEECH..... SMILING.............N N .VJV.JV. WITHOUT ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES...... IM FUCKFING DEAD YO!!!!!

HEAR ME OUT. I JUST GJVKJGKVNGKV ... dont u think there's just something about someone as shady as jade who looks shady 90% of the time look like he's not shady for the first time ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

idk if that made sense but yeah.

ALSO IDK IF ANYONE WAS SIMPING HARD ENOUGH TO NOTICE BUT LIKE 😭 IF U COMPARE HIS HANDS TO FLOYD'S THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

and now if you've known me long enough to know that i am a big fan of his hands, you'll know that i went absolutely crazy over this detail!!!!!! THEY WERE ROUGHER THAN FLOYD'S AND THAT WAS JUSTHGJJGKGKFNKFKGNGKGNFKDDJFKGNGKFJF A DIRECT HIT TO THE GUT WHAT THE FUCK DISPLEX YOU CANT DO THIS TO US 😭😭😭😭😭

do u see the fork he's holding?

yeah

i wanna be that fork so bad

im not even kidding

i legit want to be that fork.

why?

haha.

you dont need to know

ANYWAYS. ONTO THE STORY 🥰

we got a lot of lore for the twins this time around and i am tHRIVING :BIBBEK:

"However, and this is unusual for me, but so many people wishing me ‘Happy birthday’ has made me rather embarrassed." HELP?????????&(&!4(£;#(-__8-##(-_(£+£(£ I II I I I I HUCHJWNWISHEJDHWOHSKWGSKSYAKGSKA HI KAUAKSGKAGSKSGSJAYJAGSJAGAJSYSIGSJGSJSHSJAHsks

Their mother!!! Uses!!! -san!!!! At the end of their names!!!!!!! Which got me going 🧐 that is not usual at all!!!!! wtf is going on in the leech household

a lot of ppl theorized mafia stuff and all of that which honestly makes sense imo and also because i find that hella hot HAHSMDGSKDHKSJS mr leech...... 😳 mafia.... HELPGKFJKGJFKF

wait. won't that mean he's rich.

bonus points eyy /j GFJFHFJDHJFNF

"Well, they do say that married couples take after each other… It’s good that they get along well." MR LEECH YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE RFNJVJKHKGKGKOGJGKVJKFCKIJGKTJKFFJKDHDKXHFFHFJ

guys im losing it

if that wasn't already obvious RHUFHGUF

HELLO????????? ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE LIKES TERRARIUMS??1?"!"!'! HELPFKVKV CONTROL IT'S CONTROL

"Whether they live or die is also up to me…" i just think.

no i dont think but you get what i mean why the fuck is that line lowkey hot lmfao something is wrong with me

i dont knwo why the fuck but the fact that he likes unpredictability is also kinda????? lmao how boring was ur life that everything u did went exactly your way 😭 how does that bring u amusement i cant relate gomen mr leech

or am i completely wrong idk 🗿 mr leech tell me more about you onegai

Ok honestly, before the birthday card came out, I thought their earrings were like,,, from their parents or something. like heirlooms!! i thought they were precious in that aspect but what i rlly didn't expect is for them to fckinghgkgngknfkf FIGHT A DAMN STURGEON FOR ITS SCALES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

deadass why would a sturgeon challenge them anyways 🧐 and the twins were just like, "ok sure but can we have your scales if we win" and they rlly did 😭 just how strong were you guys before middle school wtf!!!!

and they turned the scales into earrings 🧐 which is now what they wear!! p cute

they're apparently popular to use as amulets in the coral sea so i. i fucking rotted over this AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA hrufhfigjofhckfbcjc should i delve deeper into this? no. but perhaps you can find out what my rot is about just by reading this single bullet

"Floyd and I have gone near beaches on nights with fireworks as well." HELEPEHLEPDFKLEGSLDOSODB EGHFKCNDKMCURLDHLDGSMX

WATCHIFNFG FIREOEKSKF WITHHF JADE AJFNJFVJFHKDHF

ohmigod this is getting way longer than intended 🤡 should i continue

yeah fucj it HFJVHFJHCJFHJCJ everybody pls ignore my rot 😌

as all of you know, jade wears purple eyeliner. that's right.

Purple eyeliner.

Why does this matter, you ask? Oh sweet summer child, it may not matter to you but to me—eyeliner is super fucking hot I kid you not I started crying at night when I thought about this and wrote a mini essay about it like a fool so I'm just going to.

I am legitimately losing my shit over this like-?? Who allowed you to fucking put on eyeliner? You're already deadly without them and more so with them.

It honestly makes me wonder if he puts this on his own or not but seeing how deft he is with his hands, it's not a stretch to assume that he puts it on his own.

And I find that really hot since look at those clean strokes..!! He's better at applying them than me. I have this desire to let him do my makeup but when I think about it I start making incomprehensible noises and bury my face into my pillow. Purple eyeliner just-? Looks so good on him?

It should be illegal at this rate he looks so tempting I hate it. Sometimes I just have this urge to ruin in, I don t care how I just want to smudge it for some reason. Like deadass, I just want you all to appreciate how good his eyes look!

HELP HIS EYESDHFHTKHEKFHDKFHDMFHKDHFKSGDK IM FUCKFINDG LSOING IT

WHY DO I LOVE HIS EYES SO MUCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF CHARACTERS WITH MISMATCHED EYES BUT WITH HIM IM JUSTHGJJFJG KG NVM

His eyes are fucking beautiful, man. 🤡💞 Could stare at them for hours and never get tired!!!!

Need I say more?

BRO IM FUVKGIGNVJKGVKNGKFHFKFFJF HIS TEETH IM CRYIGGN WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I KNEW THEY WERE SHARP BUTJGKVJGKGJFKGJCKFJKCFJKFFHKCJFKGJDOFHKDHFKDHDKDHDJ BARKBARKBARKBARK

I mean what 🗿

guys displex is insane because they literally made jade have two ssrs in a row with banners that were available at the same time do you know how painful that was for me

when jamil bday card dropped all i lost ebg because i panicked over the thought of a jade bday card and started saving!!! and i did!!!! i managed to save up 100 pulls and i was so fucking chill after that but then,

abema stream happened

i was asleep when that happened so when i woke up i had like 283628 pings in discord telling me that he has an ssr for the halloween event and i was just 🗿 yo say sike his bday is soon displex must be joking

haha nope! they were dead serious.

that shit was painful i started crying 🤡 what the fuck because i didn't have enough gems for both ssrs and his halloween card was just absolutely beautiful.

so i went insane and saved 200 copies of the same jade card in attempt to make him come home before pity so i dont have to whale

I mean,

Black nails.

The bandages.

The harness.

The hat is kinda ugly but that's ok.

THE BELTS AT HIS WAISTFJTKDJRKFBFKFHOFHDKDHDKSGDKSHSKXHSKJS

SO I WAS REALLY DESPERATE AHHSHDHFJFGHJFJF THANKFULLY THEY BOTH CAME HOME BEFORE PITY SO TYSM JADE I LOVE U FOR THAT AHAHJAHDJ

oh shit this got long so imma just end this here 🐬 if you read this far, congrats HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

#reasons why i love jade leech #twisted wonderland #twst #twst meme #disney #jade leech #octavinelle #twst jade #twisted wonderland jade #simp post #HELP IM CRYINGJGJFKFK I JUST #I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME I JUST HAD THE NEED TO MAKE THIS #🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 PLEASKEKDKD I JUST LOVE HIM #bRO I #stan jade leech #o shit o fuck 🤡#i just realized what i wrote in this whole post #i am not thirsty i swear

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littlebabycrybtch · 3 years

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bro why tf are ppl still mad about bi lesbians lmfao. like,,,, ? who the fuck fucking cares they arent ‘hurting anybody’ just bc yall ignore their arguments over and over like whiny willfully ignorant babies that doesnt make you right kjsdfkljsdf i mean on a real note, bi lesbian was intended for split attraction which is a thing whether you pathetic cruel idiots get with the program or not like ok keep whining in bratty g*tekeeper language its not slick, but also there are. plenty of technically ‘nonbinary’ genders that still somewhat align with fem or masc so. you can literally be attracted to multiple ‘fem’ genders which would make the term bi lesbian a fucking reasonable one if you care abt respecting nonbinary ppl at all. idk its just..... its so annoying that yall Always, ALWAYS literally just wanna assume anybody who has an idea different than you about identity, Their Own Identity, has to be insane and stupid. they just have to be wrong abt it and not thinking clearly or w/e if they have an identity you dont get within 2 fucking seconds. like... bro, ofc you arent gonna get it right away u need to listen first, stop being defensive when u dont get smth instantly and be a regular adult and make your next step listening with the actual intent of understanding it. i mean. ppl are different from you, get over it, the world is truly So much easier to navigate when you unbreak your funnyman social media rotted brain and realize. people almost always have reasons for things. the things they do and say have thought and experience behind them, it just differs from yours. to presume you know more abt somebody bc you think what they call themself is weird is just... so fucking entitled and childish lmao, they obviously have given it more thought than you have, why on earth would you be so full of yourself to assume you not getting it means they failed some thought process and not you??? ppl have reasons and their reasons typically make sense if you just gtf over yourself and listen. the fact that it makes a lot more sense to them than it does to you is simply bc, idk if you’ll believe this but, they are them and you are you. literally, move on and get over it, why do yall always choose to care abt absolutely worthless to worry about non-issues like discourses that are literally almost offensive to care abt from the sheer amount of WASTED TIME AND ENERGY that could go to ACTUAL activism, why do yall complain so much abt nothing while ignoring real problems. are you just that bored and shitty at the same time i fuckign-- “oh but the cishets” GIRL!!! KILL THEM!!!! IF THEY WANT TO OPPRESS AND HURT YOU BC OF THE MOGAISE AND THE TWOCYUTES AND THE ASPEXIES OH MYF UCKING GOD KILL THEM THEYRE EVIL FOR HATING THOSE GROUPS TOO AND IF THEYRE SUPPOSEDLY HATING YOU MORE BC OF THEM OH MY GOD THIS IS A MATTER OF FIGHTING OPPRESSION THAT U NEED TO FOCUS UR ENERGY ON!!! FIGHT YOUR OPPRESSORS AND FIGHT THEM HARDER FOR DARING TO GIVE YOU DEMANDS BEFORE YOU RECIEVE THEIR RESPECT, DONT GUSSY UP YOUR COMMUNITY FOR THEIR LIKING YOU LITTLE BITCH, TONGUE OFF BOOT PLEASE LMAO ... i fucking HTAE WHINY LITTLE G*TEKEEPERS OH MY GODDD WHERES THE BRICK THROWING ENERGY GET OFF TWITTER YOU COPYHETS, CISHETTIES NOT UNDERSTANDING US WITH THEIR TINY LIL MINDS IS GOOD IT MEANS PROGRESSION ADMKSJFLKASDLKSDJFLKSDF HOLY SHITD YALL

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