#but my partner does not!😭

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

#post #I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared #why does my partner make me dumb 💀 #I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions 😂 #so the words in this post aren’t exactly what I wanted to type but I can’t remember what it was 😂😭 #wlw #wlw blog #wlw post #wlw textpost #wlw sapphic #wlw yearning #useless wlw #sapphic #sapphic blog #sapphic post #sapphic textpost #useless sapphic #sapphic yearning #lesbian #lesbian blog #nblw blog #nblw #wlw pride #lesbian post #useless lesbian #nblw post #nblw textpost

[itsmeatotalsimp]

it's funny how dr. hirsch assumed that toto was ron's lover. i mean- actually almost everyone they stumble upon has this thought in mind, and it just cracks me up how both toto and ron don't even have the time to condemn it sometimes (the misunderstanding) because of the crime and mischief happening around them—

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and despite toto clarifying to dr. hirsch that he's just ron's friend.. this happened💀

AND ALSO I'VE NOTICED THE FACT THAT EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS RON NEVER REALLY TRIES TO DENY IT- I'M DONE. LITERALLY.

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EVEN MILO ACKNOWLEDGES THEIR PARTNERSHIP >⁠.⁠<

I JUST CAN'T WITH THEM ANYMORE. AND I'M DYING FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER SO PLS AUTHOR JUST FEED ME ALREADY!!@+$+#!*;#)#+-$}£{€=¢÷`§`[©=

#it's a cute misunderstanding but i too would probably think that they're together 😭 #spoilers i guess #THEIR DYNAMIC IS MY EVERYTHING #ron kamonohashi #totomaru isshiki #deranged detective #actually tototo is ron's partner- #but does that even make a difference? #i don't know either #even milo acknowledges their partnership #i luv them #misunderstanding..? i guess so #hirsch was giving: “tsk- 'friend' my ass” vibes😭 #it's a canon event #rontoto #rkdd

[rexscanonwife]

I was talking more about my s/i and Charles in their college years with a friend and I'm obsessed with them 😭🙏

I've got more stuff I wanna draw but for now take a little sketch of what I imagine to be their first kiss, a heat of the moment thing after he wins a fencing match, and a little comparison of my take on 20 year old Charles vs. 40 something year old Charles 😂 his youth and whimsy? GONE!!

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞 #charles offdensen #metalocalypse #what working for dethklok does to a mf #my irl partners also a bit sick so ive been trying to take care of her 😭 but i wanna draw more things soon!! #like GRRRRRR MICROWAVING THEM IN MY MIND!!! #i imagine they had a little bit of a will they wont they slow burn for a bit ☺️💖💖 #especially since charles is very Like That but they got around it ajfkg #ugghh my partner keeps making fun of me saying im obsessed and o . o #NOT SAYING. SHE'S WRONG #ugghh but yeah uh take this for now ajfkg

[dutifullylazybread]

My mom still wants a link to my fanfiction...

#she knows there is smut #she does not care #i love her and i appreciate her support #but still #why this project? #why MY smut? #darcy rambles #she is trying to enlist my partner and get the link from him #he won't provide it without my express permission #i just asked her what she wanted for her birthday 😭

[localbreeze]

For art requests, citrusshipping please \⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ?

Classic/ on-model, emoshipping, au I don't mind I love it all so much XO

Sending hearts regardless tho have a good one dude ♥⁠╣⁠[⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠]⁠╠⁠♥

No way. Me posting citrusshipping?? Now wayy

shoutout to the nature brushes yall r real ones 😔 🤚

THE FACT THAT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING THEM THATS A CRIME EHSJKWKW

(Click for quality)

Also you cant tell me that a dude (gender neutral) that didn’t brush or/and wash their hair for like 40 years has silky smooth hair??? Morro with messy hair>>>>>

#I didnt forget about this #ITS CUZ ECHOS HAIR IS SO HARD TO DRAW 😭 #don’t you just you love it when ur partner starts ranting Abt the cells of a flower? #Well morro does #Ayyy this reminds me of okokoko lalalalala #Actually nvm that trend is dead #morro #ninjago #nyxxart #echo zane #echo #citrusshipping #citrus #my art #morro wu #morro ninjago #echo ninjago

[thotsfortherapy]

having mommy issues be like I hate that you know me I hate that we’re related I hate that you birthed me I hate that you don’t know how to love me properly I hate that you can’t see how much you hurt me I hate that I’m expected to love you

#cy says stuff #I moved out when I was 17 for a reason #but I do still go back to visit when schools out sometimes and I regret it every single time #every time we talk I’m like damn is it time to call it quits because this is not it #I literally feel like I’m constantly on the brink of being disowned or kicked out of the house when I’m there #but it’s also for things like. bringing a single bottle of wine to a Christmas party that I did not even drink #or like. moving in with my partner of 4 years. because we are going to the 2nd most expensive city in Canada and girl I cannot pay the rent #or being upset when she reads my diary ?? or reads my credit card statements without permission and also just like behind my back?? #like do you think I’m not going to find out when you bring up information you only would’ve known if you had read those things #I can put two and two together… #also I’m literally almost done my university degree. i am fully an adult. these should not be issues ! #ahhhhh!!! #anyways I will speak to my therapist about this lol #also y’all my friends are always like oh I love my mom and it just seems to be a socially accepted thing that you should love your mom #but what if your mom sucks what then #I genuinely cannot relate to them I’m like literally what does that feel like #the first time I felt loved was when I was 15 lol there is 0 love in my family #anyways ! #it’s okay I am out of it and I have been out of it #just #always on the brink of cutting her off forever lol #some ppl just never change as much as you want them to and that is tough to accept. #it is also harder because society is telling my that I need to stay loyal to my family cause they’re blood #but if this were anyone else I would’ve blocked them so long ago 😭

[sebsxphia]

my partner has gone back to theirs for christmas and robin has gone with, and i’m holding back from bawling my eyes out rn, but i’m just so—

#i found his ball downstairs after he left and just— 😭😭😭 #i will see them both tomorrow for a walk tho which is so so so lovely and i’m so so so grateful!!! 🥹🥰 #just no more sleepy cuddles for a bit :( #ive now left my partners home because of difficulties so it does mean i may be without them both for some time going forward #but im determined to make this work #i just love them both so so so much 🥺🥺🥺

[skyland2703]

…ok so I got inspired <3

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Thesis in the tags

#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT #Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship. #but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners. #but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING. #which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭 #and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night #saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there. #LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’ #and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that. #Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻) #and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good. #Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET. #HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG #AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’. #and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him #and like #idk man #also she steals all of his clothes. #Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas. #(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back. #ever #anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D #they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~ #power rangers #power rangers dino fury #amelia jones #Javi garcia #cosmic fury #power rangers cosmic fury #dino fury

[anotherpapercut]

I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!

#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser #amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding?????? #when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT???? #he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era #what the fuck was up with river being their kid #THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT??? #does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once #and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of?? #WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS #and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!! #anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH??????? #gay people still have names steven 😭 #i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up #but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline #these just kinda pale in comparison right?????? #the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool #like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK #i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time #finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era #also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny #why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!! #literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs #ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid?? #am i the only one who found all thay confusing

[rexscanonwife]

[The Imperial March motif plays softly in the background]

♡Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @changeling-selfship @little-miss-selfships @silverhardt @bob-in-tekken-8

#artfarts #not self insert #idk does it count when ur ship isnt ACTUALLY in it but ur f/os are?? 😂😂 #star wars #star wars the clone wars #anakin skywalker #tcw anakin #fraggle rock #jim henson #wembley fraggle #🔥 general hothead 🔥 #cc: wembley fraggle 💚 #ajjmmg anyway i dropped EVERYTHING to draw this #for context ive seen a couple people redraw a particular meme with their two comfort characters #and after a discussion w my partner about what i consider a comfort character i came up with this 😂😂😂 #i consider cc different from f/o for a few different reasons #wembley is obvious and though anakin is a platonic f/o hes still a cc bcs i love him #AND OUGH DID THIS MAKE ME MISS STAR WARS 😭😭😭 #while i was looking at ref pics omega's theme came on shuffle and i was just listening and looking at anakin.... #i love him so much. i love star wars #i gotta go back to that soon x3

[mattodore]

okay so because previous anons asked about sex, I wanna ask about aftercare, how they act after sex? oh and i’m curious how their sex life change after being together for a while

xoxo <3

their aftercare isn't always aftercare-101, if i'm honest. theo is very bad at it and doesn't really... ever... do that for matthias. and matthias may be very good at giving aftercare but theo is incredibly resistant to it. i mentioned earlier that theo really gets off on praise, but... he also flinches away from it. he's so twisted up about so much of what he wants and he's really, uh... well. he makes it really hard to get close to him and offer comfort despite how much he desires it. matthias can't say certain things without scaring theo off (and i mean, like, theo will quite literally run away), so he has to talk around what he wants to say and what theo needs to hear to prevent theo from bolting before he can bring him down.

matthias takes a long time cleaning theo up and massaging his muscles after, and he'll hum or talk to himself in polish so theo knows he's still there touching him (but isn't stirred before he comes to himself on his own by english he can understand). when he's finished, he'll ask theo very simple yes or no questions that let matthias know how theo's feeling without outright asking how he's feeling. he also checks on theo throughout the day, but he has to be even more subtle there or theo starts to feel smothered. is your body okay? do you want me to get you dressed? does your head hurt? do you want me to read to you? he focuses on asking about the physical and what theo wants to do rather than theo’s emotions. matthias has learned that asking if theo's feeling okay after is a quick way to trigger a very, very negative response in theo. it's one of the reasons why i think matthias is constantly asking theo in the heat of sex how he's feeling, because that's when theo is so preoccupied by the physical aspect that the emotional effects leak out without him fighting to keep them in. it takes a few months for theo to get comfortable with the feelings he has after sex with him before matthias can really give him proper aftercare. that’s why the sex they have early on is never anything too crazy. matthias coaxes theo into a better place first.

​i also think it’s important to clarify that it’s not like they’re always having kinky sex. still, theo usually needs physical touch after vanilla sex as well. matthias himself always craves conversation afterwards, so he waits for theo to stir awake (because he often falls asleep after sex) or come back into his body fully to talk to him.

as for changes to their sex life after they’ve been together for awhile… i believe i've talked about this before, but their sexual dynamic turns on its head after a few years. theo starts to take control of the reins and gets more comfortable asking for and doing what he wants. with theo he just has a lot holding him back and it's only after he's grown as a person and worked past a majority of his intimacy issues that he can act on the desires he's been burying waaay down. there's a sort of brattiness that theo starts to have a lot of fun with during sex—a lot of pushing and prodding, withholding, insulting... matthias is having the time of his life lmao, like he loves being challenged and pushed around. matthias takes on a more submissive role during sex as they age, which is fun for him. plus it's kind of the dynamic they've always had outside of sex anyway. of course, there are never any set roles in their sexual life so i'm not saying that it's always like that, but theo enjoys telling matthias what to do and how to do it. they have a lot of fun with it.

#river dipping #asks #anonymous #oc extras #nsft #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #finally done..... actually patting myself on the back for being able to answer all of these in a day and a half like #normally being asked anything abt my ocs takes me forever to get to bc i just take everything so seriously #......................................exhibit a: this reply jnjhkjfnghk #my ocs are just really complicated so i feel like i have to really expand upon each new bit of information #like theo is NOT ! well adjusted in the slightest #and while matthias can read people very easily it doesn't mean that there aren't times where he messes up #theo is very closed off and he will lash out at the slightest thing that spooks him #and he also... is not really experienced in having good sex yk? so he's so bad at aftercare which i guess is like. well. #good thing your partner is someone who's used to being left to his own devices after experiencing major physical and emotional stressors #matthias can usually take himself out of a scene just because of the nature of his past... #but i think theo does pick up on what matthias does for him after awhile and he tries incorporating it into 'aftercare' #but................. i don't think he really understands what all he should be saying and doing for a few years like not until he's #domming matthias more frequently and has taken the time to look at The Internet lmao jkfjnhkjn i imagine it shocks him a bit #matthias may be good at sex but he does have his blind spots and those normally involve himself… so he never told theo that what he does #for him should be reciprocated………… additionally matthias is very much a giver not a taker #like he doesn’t expect or even really want theo to ask how he’s feeling. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t need that. #….have been rereading this for the last thirty minutes idk why this is what i’m like Yikes ! about responding to 😭 #whatever post ‼️ theo isn’t good at sex i’ve said it before who can be surprised he gives zero aftercare

[jaywalkingjaywalker]

sooo i may have redoodled that one panel from @spinjitsuburst (can i @ u i AH.) cabinet man auu...,,.,,

i may have gone on a lil little tiny bit too much on my alt,, UHH

BUT I RLLY, RLLY THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT LMAO

i was gonna draw skybound ver but,,, srj was alr on mh mind

#LAST SRJ SKETCH FOR A WHILE I PROMISE I DONT WANNA SPAM??? #ANYWAS I LOVE LOVE THIS AU SM #I DONT WANT TO REPEAT MYSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN #i mean i totally would gush about it again #just dont want to seem weird???? #man this is a jay acc im alr far past weird #ANYWAYS SORRY IF U SEE THIS AND U DONT LIKE GETTING @'D AT #ill one day work up the courage to give u an ask <3 /p #i wish i couldve spent more time on this but it's literally finals week #MY PARTNER TELLS ME TO SHUDDAP ABOUT THIS AU BTW #😭😭😭😭 SO MEANNNN WOWWW (its prolly bc i forget ive alr talked about it so its a restart everytimeskbskajjs) #💗💕💗💖💕💗💖💖💖💗💕💗💞💞💕💖💖💗💕💞💞 #im too tired for words take these instead #my art style does not translate well from cute cartoony art helPPhh #i hope this isnt bothersome #i kept thinking about the sleeves while drawing this #i kinda(definitely) love it #i tried so hard not to automatically draw my ver of srj BUT SOME ELEMENTS R STILL THERE I THINK?? SORRY #gn im totally going to bed thinking aboit this like some normal person #skybound has a hold on me ok?

[waloeders]

what if huh. what if 👉👈

#jupiter.speaks #.sunshine meme tag #❤️.barnabas #❤️.sleipnir #j.face #> i cant think of a caption for the life of me my bad. my funny bones are runnin away !!!! theyre escapijg arghrghrgrhh #> also pls ignore the mickey wall behind me i know 😫😭 its not mine #> but thats actually my DM fit i bring out the ears n its srs dnd gamer time ehuhuh #safeship #selfship #> imagine. i use the big tags for once #> i. am so close to promotin them in my heart. waloeds worst married throuple #> is there a word other than throuple does anyone know. thats unrelated to this post but is there??? me n my partners is so long to say #> i guess me n da bois works too ahdbdkdnkd anyway. yippee

[honeyviscera]

i love the colour green but Green's Theorem is really fucking me over right now

#me and calculus have a toxic relationship where it'll be nice and then horrible and then nice again etc #it lulls me into a false sense of security before being shitty again and then it does it all over again #and i never learn 😭 #me and calculus need to break up but my grade depends on our relationship remaining intact #yes im talking about math as if it's an abusive partner what about it #i've felt this way about math since high school fhdfjslkd #we've had a long relationship........ i don't know if i can end things at this point #ghjdfskd;l;a #ocean.mp3

[kaoharu]

helloo ???

#✧ chatting ! #my irl is. telling me abt his problems w his partner . . . #sighs #im not . mad or annoyed at anyone rlly. but why has thw number of ppl talking to me abt romance been increasing #does everyone realize i am literally bitchless /silly #i do not know how to help ur relationship bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i feel bad cause i dont have much to say due to lack of experience #anyways whatever

[running-in-the-dark]

I/we did a bunch of small but important productive things today (chose and ordered a ceiling light for the bathroom, ordered food for the cats, chose and ordered a window film for the bathroom, found an electricity provider and signed up with them) and it feels good. I'm still pretty overwhelmed by everything, but at least things are moving forward.

#also had that 1.5 hour conversation with my husband's grandma. that felt pretty important. someone needs to listen to her and no one else #does really. #the thing with the electricity provider is a bit funny because initially we were told we wouldn't have to do that bc it would be directly #between us & the landlord but everything's not finished so that'll only happen in a few months #but it's fine it was easy to find a good one etc. #tomorrow we'll try to figure out the paint colour for a few of the walls #so that we can finish most of the painting before we move all our stuff in this weekend #I just want to get to the fun stuff (building furniture and organising things) 😭 everything else is so stressful #but at least the place is clean now - my partner & his parents cleaned it today. there was still dirt from all the building stuff #everywhere so that should make a big difference ^^ #now. I'm extremely tired so hopefully I'll be able to sleep! #personal