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sweeter-than-cherries · 2 months
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smoking all this weed call me HIGH femme
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It's cool outside and I finally got a haircut. 🍂💇‍♂️
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ultramegahottie · 6 months
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theunknownosworld · 2 years
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tinyredpoppies · 2 years
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I sure am a dyke. Lol. 😏
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bunnybabygirl26 · 6 months
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Quick break from the regular post just to talk about wtf is going on with me rn 😊
1. I’m convinced something is living in our attic cause I hear till paws running around above my head like when I’m downstairs and hear my cat running around upstairs. So might investigate that today.
2. I applied at Spencer’s for holiday work and haven’t heard anything but I’m too nervous to call them 🤦‍♀️
3. I’m overly horny and just want a butch to fix that problem 🤪
4. I really want to smoke some of our wax but idk how to with our new rig because I’m just a little baby and my girl has to light it and everything for me.
5. I miss my other cat that my ex has and I’m kinda pissed cause what if he doesn’t even have her anymore?
Ok anyways moving on.
Everyone have a wonderful day and remember to eat something today, drink something today (like water), and brush your teeth. 🩷🩷
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scoobhead · 4 months
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locked tomb 2024 discourse predictions (inspired by @procrastinationaccount)
booktok deems griddlehark a toxic relationship and bad queer representation. people on twitter try to publicly cancel the series. tumblr hears about this drama three weeks after it blows over
colum x protesilaus goes from a crackship to a rarepair to a genuinely compelling and tragic examination of missed chances and estranged love, mostly through tumblr shitposts
mass divide based in whether you think mercymorn dyed her hair or whether it was naturally rose pink. it's an old fashioned flame war. people are blocked, callout posts are made
everyone becomes convinced that admiral sarpedon will play a MASSIVELY important role in alecto. the fandom imprints on his character. #admiral sarpedon trends for two days
someone claims to have alecto leaks, and says that gideon dies permanently and harrow and ianthe end up together. everyone is suspicious that they're lying, but it's just plausible enough to make sense
poll about who on the mithraeum smoked the most weed. pyrrha sweeps
someone posts fanart of coronabeth with short hair and everyone goes feral for butch coronabeth for two weeks
chart of who aboard the mithraeum slept with who. there are lines between jod and everyone. there are lines between samael and no one
alecto the ninth release date drops. it's a date in 2024. the book comes out on the announced day. alectopause ends. [manifesting]
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venananix · 4 months
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the sad dyke who listens to radiohead and cries alone in her room. the baby butch in the making. the golden retriever boy. loverboy lesbian. two weed smoking girlfriend haver
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mizusnose · 4 months
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Have any CollegeAu! Headcanons for Mizu? General or Romantic! I'm just curious 👁👁
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okay!!! this might be an unpopular opinion but: college fuckboy!mizu…
for ultimate brainrot, Limbo by Freddie Dredd on repeat ☺️
NSFW
Is known around campus as the fuckboy despite being a woman. Is exclusively nicknamed the mean hot butch by all the lesbians on campus.
Despite having this reputation, a lot of women cant get enough of her. Has someone over almost every weekend—minus the ones she isn’t away visiting and training with swordfather.
Is on the collegiate fencing team. Strong, lean, and when she takes off her face guard, her sweaty jaw and neck always fluster her rival Taigen whenever they’re dueling.
Smokes weed—a lot. Can handle herself and usually hits her pen as she’s studying or while she fucks her dates. Isn’t entirely dependent on it, since it’s an alternative to cigarettes but yeah.
Is messy. Every time she invites a girl over, doesn’t bother to clean up and just pushes her pile of laundry off her bed before she eats out the lucky girl who gets to brag about Mizu’s tongue game.
Doesn’t let her flings stay the night. Will give amazing after care, but as soon as that’s over, she’s directing you to the door.
Kissing is allowed but only during sex—this is a strict rule for her. Doesn’t want any soft stuff. Would rather make out messily and get the girl off with her mouth instead of kissing anyone soft.
Is into biting. Like, will mark up girls and leave her bite marks on the inside of their thighs and their shoulders and wrists.
Is exclusively rough in bed. Doesn’t really have slow sensual sex unless she’s high beforehand.
Doesn’t know how to handle emotions—would rather fuck them out of her system instead.
That being said, she doesn’t take kindly to confessions. Rolls her eyes, mean and oh so hot as she tells anyone who “loves her” that I’m just the best you’ve ever had. That’s not love baby, that’s lust.
Has tats. Up high on her ribs and around her left hip. She got them to hide the scars she got from training when she was younger.
Has awful music taste and only listens to rap or trap music. Taigen calls her a degenerate and they wrestle on the ground—he catches feelings too. Mizu has to reject him.
okay okay okay. i feel like there’s potential for mizu to be fucking mean and awful—especially since that’s how she is in the beginning of the first season so…this was born.
can imagine her getting her act together later on to start impressing reader or akemi, you can choose.
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witchydykebitch · 7 days
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I'm going to be spending 4/20 chilling by myself, smoking weed and baking cookies which is going to be very nice!
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It's a shame I won't be spending it with a butch who gets all touchy and desperate when they're high 🫠
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spinningalbinoturtle · 5 months
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The fellowship of the Kinsey scale aka LoTR characters ranked from most to least fruity
Btw this is a joke (well sort of) so don’t take any of my stereotype arguments too seriously. Although I do genuinely think most of these characters are gay.
1. Frodo- Frodo is gayest the character. He’s constantly described as queer, his deepest connection is with Sam and their relationship is incredibly romance coded. Plus he reads poetry all the time, wears his sparkly elvish top and that fall in Return of the King movie? Homosexual. Not to mention he has THE gay haircut. Man looks like a starbucks barista. Galadriel is his gay icon.
Sam- although more masculine than Frodo and also bi Sam has the second most Gay EnergyTM. He’s a bit overemotional he spends the entire series simping over Frodo and is obsessed with flowers and poetry. When his wife dies he leaves his kids to spend eternity with his husband and the elves. Gay behavior
Legolas- Legolas is a petty drama queen and I love that for him. Loves his dwarf husband. Just look at his hair-no straight man cares that much about their hair. Gay gay gay.
Gimli-a bear but in the dwarf way. Galadriel is also his gay icon. Loves his elf husband. Loves some sparkly diamonds and jewels. Lord of the GLITTERING CAVES you say? Sounds kinda fruity
Gandalf-he’s basically a minor god and thus does not conform to human ideas of sexuality and gender. Literally all the LGBTQIAs. Gandalf Big Naturals , Gandalf the Gay are just a few of this bitch’s many names.
Pippin-Y’all on this app have convinced me Pippin is not cis gender. I don’t know in what form trans, non binary, gender fluid? Honestly could be any one.
Merry-pansexual and very open about it. Just seems like a chill queer dude who smokes a ton of weed and is open to a relationship with anybody
Boromir-excessively emphasizes his straightness but has homoerotic battle moments and after battle showers with his comrades in Gondor. Very repressed bisexual
Aragorn- I think its funny if he’s the token straight but THE BIGGEST ALLY YOU WILL FIND. Literal king passes a bunch of laws enshrining LGBTQ rights cause all his friends are gay
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Faramir- is transfem and you can’t change my mind. Lesbian with her wife Eowyn. Has bi-to drag queen-to trans character arc.
Eowyn-butch lesbian horse girl and ya know what? We absolutely love her for it. After the war she has a buzzcut.
Bilbo-ace icon. I’M SORRY if you ship Bagginshield but I headcanon him as ace/aro. Hates the idea of sex but wanted kids so he adopted his gay little nephew.
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mewwon · 4 months
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Butch lesbians I know who smoke a lot of weed can’t help but post stuff like this on social media
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