The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes
Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh
Tech: *mission relevant info*
Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know!
Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself
Hunter: …
Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing
Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you
Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force
Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!
Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.
Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night!
Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia!
Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week?
Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!
Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.
Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown
Tech: No doubt
Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!!
Tech: Worst talent show ever
Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!
Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?
Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is
Wrecker: I like it already!
Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury!
Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*
Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!
Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words
Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!
Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises*
Hunter: Anyone catch that?
Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly*
The Batch: …
Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic
Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.
Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”
Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why!
Wrecker: What about Crosshair?
Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind
Omega: and Echo?
Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind
Tech: Um…
Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!
Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon!
Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?!
Tech: He has a point
Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this!
Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!
Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :)
Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*
Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order!
Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order?
Hunter: Permission denied!
Tech: Then I deny your denial
(sorry)
Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair
Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair
*Phee and Tech kiss*
Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww
Wrecker: Finally!
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the light, the heat
He feels utterly safe here, warmth encapsulating him in a gentle embrace, like arms wrapped around his midsection. He’s shielded from whatever perils this world might throw at him, protected and…
Oh. That’s an actual arm thrown across his midsection.
So it wasn’t all a dream.
A slow grin crosses Cody’s face. “I can feel you looking at me, y’know.”
“Banthashit,” comes the quiet reply borne on the voice he knows so well, deepened with sleep, “I’m still asleep.”
this was originally posted for a gift exchange in the codywan server, and i offer it now to the broader public lol pls enjoy (tagging @codyday2224 bc i love what ur doing <33)
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So we all know that Anakin thinks of Obi wan as his father figure, so what if he considers Cody his step-dad (mom?). It just makes everything funnier. Even though i love the idea in codywan fics of Cody just hating Anakin on a base level, or simply disliking him on principle, i think i find the idea of Anakin feeling like he needs Cody's validation in his life even funnier.
Anakin, nervous: what do You think of My plan Commander?
Cody, filing his nails: its garbage just like You are, but its better than the last one
Anakin: *choking* Thanks You.
After Obi wan breaks half of Darth's helmet
Purge trooper Cody, dry as fuck: it's an improvement
Darth: It was on purpose. It's a fashion statement.
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Hello hello again lovely Karrde!!
This week for Fandom Friday I want to honour my friend, H, @idontgetanysleep! H is currently holding a 200 follower celebration (all of which are so rightly deserved)! Her work is absolutely impeccable and adds so much richness to this corner of the SW/Clone fandom.
H made these INCREDIBLE sets of dividers recently for fic authors to use:
Fox & Corrie Guard
Wolffe & Pastels
She is also creating mood boards for her event:
Plo Koon
Cody
Wolffe
Not to mention some of the awesome previous work she's done:
Western Mando (a FAVE)
TCW Banners
Ahsoka icons!
THANK YOU H!! Your work is so lovely.
And thank you Karrde! Have a wonderful day!
-Kira
CONGRATULATIONS ON 200 FOLLOWERS H!!!!!
I completely agree with you Kira! I do not have the skill to make edits/icons/moodboards like this, and I think a lot of times, those creators are underappreciated. All of these are SO GREAT and I especially love the Western Mando edits and the TCW Banners! Thanks so much for sending them in!
Participate in Fandom Friday to show your favorite creators from this week some love! :)
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