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bernie-buddy · 4 months
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Posting this here because Twitter doesn't even show my posts anymore lol
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humans-are-tasty · 4 months
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turtleblogatlast · 2 months
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Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:
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#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE#AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling?#as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive#I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1#this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja#bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly#also#Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue#side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone#and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from#or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them#also also#nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama#and I find that interesting#ALSO also also#Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will-#side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER#bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE#the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION#plus his affinity for showmanship like#AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT???#let my guy be a cheerleader plz#he and Mikey both would be so good at it
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zu-is-here · 3 months
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dillydallydove · 1 year
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Shitty Dnd Character Ideas
- a rat that was turned into a human by a warlock. They are desperately trying to act human while trying to hunt down the warlock that did this to them
- a changeling going through an identity crisis and joined the campaign on a quest to “find their self” (they just turn into whoever they kill)
- a bard that performs with yoyos and wants to prove themself to the yoyo master so that he will teach them. Because when they asked the master for help the yoyo master did not answer. He just kept on yoing.
-an old woman that tied knives to the bottom of her walker. She keeps offering pies to her enemies and telling people to “kill them with kindness” (the pies are poisoned)
- Chad, a human who thought he was joining a frat but actually joined a cult by accident. The cult members know this and keep him around cause they actually like him
- a character that is named after your dm and acts as much like your dm as possible
- a barbarian that has been seeing a therapist for their anger issues and has a lot of knowledge about psychology and mediation
- a british druid that keeps narrating everything like a nature documentary
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adhdprincess · 7 days
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Not gonna put this person on blast by reblogging, but I need to rant here:
a) People are mad because this behavior is why fandoms basically die a few months after the content releases.
b) Fandoms weren't like this before. People used to be way more supportive of new fandom members(there were toxicity problems also, like constant unsolicited concrit, but I digress). When people only give the BNFs a chance, we lose the heart of the fandom.
c) Hits to kudos ratios are useless indicators of quality. There are too many factors that change the ratio. Smut, multichapter, rare pair, oc, reader insert, size and activity of fandom. Kudos ratios always drop over longer periods of time, especially on multi-chapter fics, because whenever people come back for updates they'll leave another hit but can't kudos again if they already have.
One more point lol: d) I've sorted by kudos/bookmarks before, but I've never made posts about "digging through trash to find gems" or "only reading fics with a 1:10 ratio" like I've seen multiple posts about.
tl;dr: Fic writers don't feel entitled to readers. We want healthy fandom ecosystems. No one's venting as a personal dig to readers. (unless the readers publically post sub-par opinions of course 😊)
Also:
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Big yikes.
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ceasless-spirals · 21 days
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Venture Bros memes be upon ye
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frownyalfred · 2 years
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Jason when someone insults his dad (he was insulting his dad three seconds before)
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gameralica · 2 months
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Kiss Ryuji Day 2: Festivals
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fotibrit · 1 month
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spent ten minutes today thinking abt what tony stark would do if he found out there was a nuke incoming, and that he absolutely positively would not be able to stop it.
would he try anyways?
would he try anyways, even if he could spend that time with his loved ones?
Would he try anyways, even if he could spend that time with his loved ones, and they KNEW that he made that choice?
We know he won’t lose a staring contest with death. but even with his loved ones on the line? What wins: his desire to make sure his loved ones know they’re loved, or his certainty that if he just tries hard enough he can be enough?
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wantonglances · 5 months
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Choices inspired by some of the comments in this poll. "Bad" is used to generalize these characters as they pertain to the average playthrough.
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necrocelium · 4 months
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Winning
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peekychu · 1 month
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thorneswife · 19 days
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The Rampion Crew and Their Sleep Positions
Cinder: has insomnia
Cress: sleeps in a ball (prefers enclosed spaces because they remind her of the satellite)
Iko: jokes on you, cuz she doesn’t sleep
Jacin: also has insomnia but he lies on his side watching Winter all night
Kai: sleeps on his back like sleeping beauty (with the hands clasped like he’s holding flowers and everything)
Scarlet: doesn’t have a set position but sleeps with her gun under her pillow
Thorne: sleeps on his side and cuddles his pillows
Winter: sleeps in the fetal position all curled up
Wolf: starts out on his back but tosses and turns all night (he has nightmares)
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Levana: doesn’t sleep cuz she’s ded
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reigningmax · 11 months
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ok hi! i'm a newbie to formula 1 and i keep seeing stuff abt bi max and i am LIVING for it but would you or someone else (i just wanted to put this out there so someone could maybe get inspo!) make like a thread of all these bi max moments? because i'm seeing the posts listing everything but i would like to see the evidence for it (i dont mean this in a dismissive way either! im bisexual myself and i just wanna see these things i missed out on!!!) 🙏
hello welcome!!! i will list as many as I can find and remember but everyone else please drop in the comments if I missed anything:
girl or guy
tinder or grindr
first kiss...from what I remember it was a girl
we almost kissed each other, nothing wrong with that :)
Gay flag emoji in his recent emojis
all of these combined
he cant ever sit straight. go through gifs from slowestlap norstappen countingstars-17
the way he loved complimenting daniel?? literally every single video of the two of them is Evidence
whatever this is . and this.
whatever the fuck his deal is with Charles. bi energy.
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yanderepuck · 1 year
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I feel the need to remind you all that everything I write is 100% consensual.
If you have read Fausts route, specifically his dramatic ending you will know this man has a breeding kink. That being said we're going to go a little hard on this and not hold back because that's what I'm feeling and that's what you guys wanted. I have plenty of other smut fics that are more tame if you wish to read one of those
Have fun reading sluts~
If you read his dramatic ending then you know
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"Look at how beautiful you look."
Faust runs a hand through your hair as you are kneeling between his legs. As his hand gets to the back of your head he grabs your hair and makes you look up at him.
You let out a slight moan. As your mouth opens he pushes your head forward to take his cock in again. He let you take a little break to catch your breath but now it's time to get back to work.
"Keep sucking you slut."
He keeps a firm grip on your hair as you bob your head back and forth. Your hands are tied behind your back with cuffs since you didn't want to listen and kept touching yourself.
You just couldn't help it. Faust has been edging you for days. But you guess that's what you get when you misbehave.
You look up at him every now and then as his cock is down your throat. Then you pull back just enough so that you're only sucking the tip, your tongue gliding along the ridge, flicking it against the slit.
Now he's the one moaning. Those moans are all the praise you need. You suck him harder, deep throating and swirling your tongue along his shaft.
He then holds your head in place as he cums down your throat. You do your best not to choke. The hot sticky load kept coming, and with him still in your mouth you couldn't properly swallow causing cum to come out the corners of your mouth.
When he finally pulls out you gasp for air. He's a little out of breath himself.
"Dirty little whore," he groans. "You better clean up this mess."
You're already licking your lips and once your mouth is cleaned up you lick his cock clean.
"Now stand up."
You try to balance yourself and get up slowly. Your legs felt like jello from kneeling for so long. He grabs the chain of the cuffs and lifts you up to get you on your feet quicker.
You are barely on your feet before he pushes you down on the bed. Before you can recognize what is going on hes already on top of you.
You start to squirm and run your legs together.
"None of that," he spreads your legs wide. You feel your cheeks getting warm as you catch him just staring at you. "Is this what you want?" He presses his fingers against you, but only adding pressure and not actually entering you.
You moan. "Yes! Please give me something!" That all came out louder than you wanted.
He smirks. "You needy little whore."
He grabs your waist and pulls you closer, closing the gap between you two. He starts to massage the inner parts of your thighs, knowing how sensitive they are. The tip of his cock is poking at your entrance, just a little push and he would be in you.
You squirm and whine.
"Come on. Beg for it. Even a dumb slut like you can use her words."
As his hands rest on your tights, his thumbs rub the little crevice where your legs meet your pelvis. He's so so close. But not enough to actually get pleasure from.
You look up at him, panting from all the teasing. You haven't even done anything and you're so on edge. "Please," your voice nearly cracked. "I want your cock, Johann. I'll do anything you say just please give it to me and let me cum!"
He's so going to take advantage of that later. "Anything I want, huh?" He already has a plan forming in his head. He licks his lips as it all comes together.
"Yes! Anything! Please, Johann. I want every inch of your cock."
With a smirk he takes hold of your knees to pin your legs to the bed, speaking your legs wider than you thought you could. Shoving his entire length in you, he makes sure that he fills you completely.
"A perfect fit."
Your held tilts back and you moan loudly. He entered you so quickly you can't tell if it was filled with pain or pleasure.
He wastes no time thrusting into you and getting to the pace he wants. Your moans seem to get louder with each thrust, and with the stone walls of the castle they echo in the room.
He lets your legs go so that he can lean down. His face is in the crevice of your neck, licking your skin at a much slower pace than the rest of his body. He then sinks his fang into you, moaning at the taste of your blood.
Meanwhile you immediately cum, clenching around him. He lets out a low growl at this feeling. It felt good on his end but he never told you that you could do that.
With a hand firmly around your neck, he licks your ear before whispering.
"Who told you you could do that?"
"I-I.." you can barely form words.
"I already know what I want you to do for me," he sounds way too enthused for this to be good. His thrusts have slowed down, but he is just as rough when entering you.
"I want to fill your tight little hole with all my cum. I'm going to make you my little cum dumpster until I get a baby in you."
You can't help but moan at the thought. He's not going to be gentle, not at all. He's going to use your body to his heart's desires.
"Glad to know you like the idea, slut. I'm going to love having you under my control."
He goes back to thrusting into you, and only after a few moments does he cum in you, thrusting enough to ride out his high.
You pant once he slows down. This is only round one of who knows how many.
He pulls out of you and immediately sticks his fingers in you. "Oh you have a lot more room for my cum."
He flips you over into your stomach and slaps your ass. After a yelp, you bring your knees up.
"You better keep your ass up."
With your hands still cuffed behind your back, he grabs the chain to keep a hold of you. He pushes his cock back inside you and keeps his other hand on your ass, squeezing it.
He wasted no time getting back into the rhythm he was in before. Mercilessly pounding into you.
You keep your head and chest down on the bed, but decide to move your hips back on him, basically meeting him in the middle when he thrusts forward.
"Greedy little slut," he mumbles under his breath.
You bite your lip to stop yourself from screaming as you cum. Your insides clenching around his cock as you do.
You start to feel your knees getting weak and start to slide out from under you.
You don't know if you have it in you to fix your posture until you get spanked again. He keeps his cock in you and stops moving. He grips the chain tighter and pulls on it enough to make you sit up.
Your back is against his chest and his free hand is around your neck, making sure your head is tilted fsr ent back to make you look at him.
"What did I tell you," he growls. His hand squeezes the sides of your neck, it won't stop the airflow but you still get a jolt of pleasure through your body.
"M-my legs...th-" you can barely speak. You're basically seeing stars at this points.
"I don't care. What did I tell you. All you need to do is keep your pretty ass up so I can fuck you," his tongue flicks the wound on your neck he created earlier. "I own you, and I'll gladly keep you plugged up to make sure my cum doesn't leak out of you."
He lets your neck go and pushes you forward. You fall face first into the bed. You can feel his cock twitching inside of you. You can't tell if you want more or are too tired to keep going.
With all the strength you have, you bring your knees back up, rising your bottom half as high as you can.
"There you go. Such an obedient slut," he rubs your ass before thrusting again.
He would pull nearly all the way out and slam back into you, thrusting you forward each time.
How can he last so long? How much stamina does he have? You convince yourself that it must be a vampire thing.
Faust shoots another load of cum into you and slows down his movements.
You feel your legs shaking but you don't dare let your body fall again, not until he pulls out of you.
You know he's going to want to go again, so you try to catch your breath as quickly as possible.
Faust grabs your hip and turns you into your side. He lifts up your leg to his shoulder.
"You're already leaking cum," his fingers glide across your entrance. A shiver runs down your spice from how sensitive youve gotten. "Your womb must already be filled," he's more so talking to himself. It's not like you can form words anyway. "But just in case," he slides back into you, keeping your leg up. "I can't have you wasting any of my semen."
He smirks down at you, and all you do is moan as his cock stretches you open again.
He keeps your leg straight up and moves in slow controlled thrusts this time. He doesn't take his eyes off you, even with a fully flushed face, tears forming at the corners of your eyes.
"You're the best experiment I've ever had," he smirks. He's still trying to catch his own breath.
With an arm around the base of your leg, he's keeping you steady, but that hand is wrapped around to your front and is starting to play with your clit.
You quickly start to squirm. You try closing your legs, or even rolling into your stomach. Each rub fills you with ecstasy and adrenaline.
You try to say something but you can't. You're overstimulated. The moment this is all over you're going to pass out from exhaustion. That is, if you don't pass out before.
Faust holds your leg in place firmly and rubs harder. His thrusts have gotten rougher. He's now enjoying the view of watching your tits bounce with each thrust. Occasionally he thrusts in harder just to see how they will bounce.
You try moving your face to bury yourself into a pillow, and when you finally do your already unholy noises get louder.
Faust smirks. He wants to hear more and finally gets ruthless with his thrusts. Both of your moans fill the room along with the sound of skin slapping against skin.
The wet sounds coming from where you two are joined can just barely be heard. You're barely conscious at this point. You only know that you are because of the sensation of cumming. You pull against your restraints, trying not to contort your body.
Faust gets in a few strong thrusts before overfilling you again.
The moving stops and now the two of you are just panting. You look up from the pillow to look at him. He's also flushed, and sweaty. You're fairly sweaty yourself but wow he looks hot with sweat dripping from him.
Carefully he pulls out of you. It feels weird being empty now, almost hurts. You lay flat on your back and close your eyes. Not even caring that your hands are stuck behind you.
You don't even care if he plans on going another round. Your body feels so heavy. You feel him move on the bed and assume he's going to lay next to you. But then he spreads your legs open again.
You let out a small yelp and quickly look down. You feel something enter you, but it's not his dick, or his fingers. Is it..?
"We need to make sure you don't spill that cum everywhere."
He leans over you and kisses you on the lips. "You be a good girl and stay here. I'll be back later to see if you need to be refilled," he smirks devilishly and gets off the bed starting to get dressed.
All you do is watch him. You knew he'd be back sooner rather than later to see if you needed anything. But right now all you needed was a nap.
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