#context clues!!!!!!

[shibaraki]

love imagining shouto as a huge secret gossip. he climbs into bed next to you each night and tells you everything he heard that day at work

#and you both theorise what it means or who slept with who #it's cute when he's a bit dense about it too #'apparently so and so came out of sidekicks office. but what's so weird about that? people visit my office all the time' #baby boy u are not wrong but still #context clues!!!!!! #or he shows you the grad group chat for any gossip he gets through the grape vine

[valc0]

a moment of self-reflection

#dw #doctor who #dwart #dw art #doctor who fanart #the master #dhawan!master #missy #delgado!master #gomez!master #roberts!master #crispy #anley!master #jacobi!master #my art #what is this? me posting DW art? woah #this was part of a two piece fanart but I lost every ounce of energy recently #just look at the context clues and imagine what happened eheheh

[olivethetiger]

DP is so funny because if I see a drawing of Danny with red eyes is that post-AGIT Dan or mind controlled Danny or Amorpho?? If I see fanart of Danny with long hair is it just that or is it genderbent Danny or is it an older Danielle design?? Danny with a cape could be a silly redesign or specifically Super Danny. If someone mentions “Phantom” they could mean any of at least 3 different characters.

There’s too many Dannys.

#danny phantom #dp #agit #dan phantom #dani phantom #this is a joke #usually context clues and proper tags make it easy #but like #you get my point #danny fenton

[powerfultenderness]

Heelloohh! It kenat stop itching my brain so imma share it to everyone, Neighbor könig startling Y/n as y/n let out a questionable sound, and the following nights neighbor könig's he dreamt about that... Please powerfultenderness! THANK YOU!!!!!

🤭 Ooooh boy!!! König's dreams!

Gonna drop a Mature 18+ rating on this one because of those dreams!

König tried to say hi to you, but you ignored him, walking down to the mail room and humming to yourself. He followed you, about to speak up again when he noticed the white earbuds you were wearing. Ah! You couldn’t hear him! A wicked smile crossed his face as he dropped back a few steps while you blissfully continued on your way.

He waited until you had closed your mailbox, attention fully on sorting through the various letters in hand, before he pounced.

“Got you!” He shouted as quickly pulled you in his arms, lifting you in the air enough that your feet swung from the ground.

“Aieee!”

You squealed, mail flying through the air, and kicked your feet out at nothing. Your hands clasped down on his arms as you looked up and behind you to the laughing mad man.

“König! Let me down!”

Still laughing, and with his arms still around you, he set you back on the ground. “You should pay more attention!”

You rolled your eyes and popped your earbuds out and stuffed them in one of your pockets. “Stop laughing!”

Of course that only had him laughing harder, practically leaning on you to keep himself upright.

“König!” You whined and tried to wiggle out of his hold, not very successfully, the man had an iron grip (and chest!).

“Ok! Ok! Sit down, my little bunny.” He once again lifted you from the ground, not nearly as high in the air, and gently sat you down on the table that was pushed against the wall under the mailboxes.

For just a quick moment he was standing between your knees, your thighs spread wide just to accommodate him, and you let out a quiet gasp and whimper in that short moment. He stills, big warm hands grasping at your thighs and you panic. You quickly pull away from him and slap your hands over your face, “it’s not funny, König!” You whine and sniffle and-

“Shit! Are you crying?” He jerked away, as quickly as if he’d been burned and started to fret around you, unsure if he should touch you again.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

A sob racks your body and you hiccup and gasp for a breath.

“I’m sorry, my love! I’m so-” he was leaning down enough to peek at your face, still mostly hidden by your hands, enough to see that you were holding back a smile. “You’re laughing!!” He jumped back and pointed an accusatory finger at you!

You finally let go and dropped your hands from your face as you threw your head back in laughter. “Ahahhahahaha!!! That’s what you get for scaring me, you big jerk!”

You must have looked like two maniacs just sitting in the mail room laughing like crazy, but neither of you could care at the moment what any passerby would think of you.

He helped you gather your fallen mail, and grabbed his mail while he was there too, and the two of you still shaking in laughter, walked you back to your flat.

-

Flowers. Pretty flowers that faded from sight as he nuzzled his face into the soft skin of your neck. “So beautiful.”

You gasped, arching into his touch and whimpering as he nibbled and lapped against your pulse point.

“König,” your arms were around his neck, hands clawing at the back of his shoulders like your life depended on him. Good, he growled as his lips traveled up your neck to your face, you needed him, he pressed his lips against yours, thrusting his tongue into your mouth. He needed you.

You squeezed your thighs around his waist and let out another erotic whimper. You pulled back from him, he tried to follow, but you gently pushed one hand against his chest to stop him. “König,” you whispered and glanced shyly away from him. He didn’t like that. He nudged your chin so you were looking at him again. “What?”

“Can I sit on your face?”

His eyes rolled back and he groaned, hips grinding into you. “Yes! God, yes! Please!”

He picked you up from the mail room table and turned around to set you on his bed, hands flying underneath the skirt of the pretty dress he bought you to pull down your panties, black lace finding a new home in his pocket.

Then he climbed on the bed, laying down while simultaneously pulling you, giggling the whole time, on top of him. You sat up, knees spread apart so that you were straddling his chest. He ran his hands up your thighs, pushing your skirt high against your waist, the fabric pooling down your center. “Come here,” he tried to get you to move higher on him, but you ignored him and leaned down instead.

You softly pressed your lips to his in a gentle kiss. “König.”

He gladly returned your kiss, but upon its natural conclusion he once again tried to entice you to move, just a little more.

“König.” You repeated with a breathy sigh.

“What?”

-

“König!”

“WHAT!”

“Jesus, man! Wake up, it’s go time!”

“Fuck!” König shook the dream from his mind for now, focusing on the mission before him. But the second he had a moment of free time, his thoughts went back to that dream.

[More neighbor König]

#wybwtjmiadz #könig x reader #könig x fem reader #neighbor!könig #konig x reader #blurb #lmaooo even in his dreams!!! #when he called her my love in german #she didn't understand it. #she mostly uses context clues when he speaks german to understand him. and just assumes his nicknames are common friendly nicknames

[troynabed]

annie likes jeff who likes britta who likes troy who likes abed who likes movies and tv. it’s tv, it’s comfort, it’s a friend you’ve known so well and for so long you just let it be with you. i love you. i know. maybe all relationships are made up of logical inspectors and emotional constables, and we need both to make space and time a better place. she can make babies for me. and i can’t? what if abed wants to replace me? it makes me so angry and sad all at the same time. it has to be ok for it to have a bad day or phone in a day. i’m not even your sidekick, i’m your underkick. you’re never going to find another friend because nobody else will ever have my patience with you. if you have to make a decision, i say go with what makes you the happiest. i would face my fears to help you. make me proud, troy, be the first black man to make it to the end. for the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, i knew someone would come. troy will hold on until he is broken emotionally. fortunately, this will not be hard. you were out there somewhere and you weren’t looking for me? i don’t think the lava is here because you’re leaving, i think it’s here because i won’t let go. and it has to be ok for it to get on a boat with levar burton and never come back. because eventually, it all will.

#trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #community #the romantic geometry clip puts everything into context and i just. bye 💔 #what if i loved you to the point of insanity but you had no clue so you left and never came back

[creekfiend]

is antipsych the 'official' term? I feel like that is and can be easily confused with "antipsychotic medication" which sometimes shares that abbreviation. Maybe psych-averse or con-psych or or even apsych would be more appropriate (or anything less likely to be mistaken really; doesn't have to be one of these)

this is really funny I'm very sorry. I didn't make up the term antipsychiatry; it has been in use for over one hundred years. antipsych is my abbreviation for my tag in my blog.

#i am not the guy to petition with these suggestions; additionally it's fine. people can use context clues lol

[cowboymater]

"jason never wore pants as robin" WRONG he actually has a really silly-looking bright yellow winter costume that he shows up in One time ever. which is even funnier

#okay don't quote me on “one time ever” i haven't read All of his appearances #i'm using context clues #it's actually growing on me a little i'm ngl #batman (1940) annual 13 #dc #dc comics #comics #batfam #jason todd #robin #jason todd robin #batman #bruce wayne

[homosexualanarchy]

these mfers look like they’re going to call you a foolish fool

#CONTEXT #THESE ARE IN GAME OUTFITS FOR RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS #THEYRE DLC OUTFITS #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake #leon kennedy #ashley graham #ace attorney #franziska von karma #kinda #ashley literally looks like franziska #id in alt text #added context bc a lot of ppl had no clue what game the image was from #october speaks!

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[nerdpoe]

I wrote the start of pain because of how toxic Tim and Stephanie's relationship was.

"Why Bernard, though?" Stephanie asked, lounging on the couch behind Tim.

Tim rolled his eyes.

He was used to it; he knew that Steph like Bernard well enough, and that they sometimes conspired together.

Both he and Steph knew that they hadn't exactly...been good. For each other. Too immature, too soon.

It was an age-old fake argument they had for the sake of filling silence after a hard mission.

So, without thinking much about the rest of the Bats around them, he replied.

"For one, he listens to me when I tell him no," he said, referencing how Steph had held his civilian identity over keeping the relationship.

Dick, sitting in front of him, froze.

Then he slowly turned to look at Steph, body tense and eyes pissed.

"What?"

#batman au #red robin au #spoiler #red robin #stephanie brown #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #tim forgets that not everyone has the context clues he and steph do #this may be a bit ooc but i'm in a rush rn #story prompt

[time-slink]

#PIRACYSWEEP !!!

ID: a series of Minecraft text chat. falsesymmetry entered a 1x Champion's Abode Vault! <Etho> oh snap <iskall85> oO <iskall85> is this an open for all type of vault? <falsesymmetry> not for theives <iskall85> aww, poor etho <Etho> I'm not a thief <Etho> I am a pirate <iskall85> thats based

#shush slinky #(id under the cut) #is there like a standard for copying in game chat like this? no clue how a screen reader handles it so im just doing it verbatim #these three are such a great group theyre so silly together X) #added context for those who havent watched: #the thief false is referencing is iskall; who took crying obby from her base in his vid #& etho is just wearing a silly pirate hat

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Love untagged fandom posts with generic-named blorbos and absolutely no context clues. Is that Steve Irwin? Steve Harrington? Steve Rogers? Steve from Blues Clues? My mom's best friend's second husband Steve?

#A fic where Steve Irwin treats the Winter Soldier like a crocodile #Blues Clues but it's Steve and Dustin is also very valid #Like it requires zero context to guess the fandom on posts about Aragorn or Spock #I mean I guess Child Psychologist Dr. Spock must have a fandom somewhere #post o' mine #Steve Irwin #Steve Rogers #steve harrington #Blues Clues

[jerseymuppet]

fear in my fucking heart.

#this was the scariest thing to have be the first post on my dash #those two things don’t belong together #I understand what’s happening based off context clues but still. scary #jude.txt

[eyestrain-addict]

Crazy that the golden order were brutal conquerors who destroyed everything and everyone outside their purview, and had every intention to destroy every civilization that came before them, but then Godwyn saw a dragon so hot he changed the rules. Real church of England esque move and honestly I respect it.

#lets be honest. i even see gamerbros agree. he fucked that dragon #we dont know a lot about godwyn but from context clues i PERSONALLY think he seemed a bit unhinged. in the best way possible #lmao #lmfao #memes #elden ring #godwyn the golden #lichdragon fortissax

[professorllayton]

u don't need to be able to see prev tags if ur mutual circle is extremely predictable

#context clues baybee #blabs

[skyberia]

néphos/astarion stuff from... the recent past

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion x tav #shadowheart #néphos #ocs #doodles #notes: 1) posters say ''wanted'' in thorass. though i trust you knew this from context clues #2) Q: how do elves sleep (literal) together given the whole trance thing. A: with neck/back pain. probably #3) in my latest run despite (accidentally) setting their gender to ''male'' astarion kept referring to néphos w/ they/them pronouns Only #don't think i actually heard a single ''he'' from that guy the whole playthrough. hashtag ally #Anyway [walks away]