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gryfflepuffinthetardis · 4 months

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Drunk in Love — Campbell Bain x Reader

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Summary: Campbell calls Y/N drunk so she can pick him up from his station’s night out at the bar.

Warnings: Drunk Campbell; Drunk Campbell is clingy, Reader is mentioned to be much shorter than Campbell who is roughly six feet tall (I am personally five foot two); Reader is implied to not be Scottish but it can be interpreted by being from a different part of Scotland (I am personally American)

Note: I'm not crazy about the Beyonce song, it doesn't really fit, but if you had any other suggestions of songs about intoxication and love...

(Post-Asylum; May be connected to “Sweet Jane” or read alone)

"They were utterly intoxicated by each other."

"Even drunk, I am caught off guard by the way I remain intoxicated by you."

"Be drunk with love, for love is all that exists."

1994 *Six months after the events of “Takin’ Over the Asylum”

It was two in the morning when the phone rang about six months after Campbell got the Scotland Radio job.

“Ahhhg.” She groaned, blindly and lazily feeling around for her phone, knocking some things over, and answered her phone, “Hello.”

“Heeeeeey! Baby!” Came Campbell’s voice, clearly drunk. “Oh, I love you so much. Also, I’m super drunk with Eddie and them from work. Did I tell you I helped Eddie get a job at the station!?”

“Yes, Cam. I did. I was there when you did it." Y/n said.

“Twice a week.” He laughed, “But I’m just so sloshed! I can’t drive and neither can Eddie. Francine’s picking him up. Can you pick me up!? Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase…” He kept that high pitched tone up until she said yes which she was going to anyways.

“Okay, yes. I will, just stop whining in that tone.” She said, “Let me get ready to leave first.”

“Love you!” Campbell sang and then he started singing Goin’ Out of My Head before Y/N hung up.

She groaned and rolled out of the bed.

When she arrived at the station, everyone else was gone except Campbell who was singing, drunkenly, I Want Your Cray-Cray at a high-pitched singing voice dressed in one of his hoodies just as his girlfriend was.

“I want your cray-cray!”

"Hey, radio star." Y/N said, walking up to her intoxicated boyfriend.

"Baby! My love! My world! My universe!" He laughed, getting up and throwing his arms around her neck, with him being so much taller than her, he nearly knocked her over but she managed to get a firm footing before that happened.

"Why are you sitting out here? It's way too cold."

"It's too hot in there." He said and tried to take another swig of alcohol.

"No. No, Campbell." She said, wrestling the bottle from his boyfriend who was whining now like a baby. "Come on, let's get you home."

"You first. I'm loving the view." He flirted, looking her up and down shamelessly, as he brought his hands to her waist, running his fingertips gently on her skin, below the hoodie. "You know how much I love seeing you in my clothes, especially my hoodies."

"Campbell, you're drunk." She sighed.

"And I did exactly what you told me to. I called you."

"Yes, I did. And you did so well." She cooed, her hand cupping his cheek and he nuzzled into it, proud of himself. "now come on. Let's go home."

She pulled him towards her car and helped him into the passenger's seat before moving to the driver's seat.

Campbell dozed off on Y/N's shoulder during the ride before she woke him up.

"No..." He whined so she turned the car inside light on and he groaned, "Ahhhhhg."

"Come on, party animal. Let's get you ready for bed." She said.

Campbell tried to be on his best behavior while drunk but he felt anyone else would've just dropped him on the couch... but not Y/N, not his Y/N.

She sat him on the edge of the tub in the bathroom.

"How many drinks did you have?" She asked

"I don't know." He mumbled without opening his mouth.

She brought a breathalyzer to him and held the nozzle to his mouth, "Open." He opened his mouth. "Breathe." He breathed. The breathalyzer beeped and read... ".16... so you had like seven drinks?"

"Sounds 'bout right." He slurred, nodding.

"Campbell, that's too high." She scolded and he pouted like a little puppy. She placed her hand on his forehead, he leaned his head back, looking at her with an alcohol-glazed lovey look, and then she felt his cheek and once again he nuzzled into her hand. "You don't seem cold or clammy, your skin doesn't seem to be any paler than usual. You're breathing is quick. So, you don't have alcohol poisoning..." She took him by the hands and pulled him to his feet, "let's brush your teeth, your breath stinks."

"I think a kiss from you is enough. Because you're so sweet." He flirted, leaning in for a kiss.

She leaned away from the kiss, making him pout and give her his puppy-dog eyes. "And you're so cheesy." She brushed his teeth for him and then told him to stay still in the middle of the bathroom while she got him some pajamas, slightly worried he might topple over and hit his head on the sink or bathtub. She got him a Radio Scotland t-shirt as he usually slept in a tee and his boxers. She brought the t-shirt as he started to shed his hoodie and unbuckle his belt.

She blushed, "Uh, Camps, here." She muttered, handing him the t-shirt, avoiding looking at him but he didn't take it and she looked at him as he had planned and he pulled his shirt over his head and smirked, raising his eyebrows in a teasing manner.

"Campbell!" She said, sternly.

"Alright. I was just jokin'. I'll be out in a minute." He said with a drunken giggle in his Scottish accent and she left.

A minute later, he called, "Help."

She opened the bathroom door to find him just barely keeping himself from tripping due to his jeans at the floor now, pooled at his feet and him still being very drunk, and trying to put his head through a sleeve. "I'm stuck." She could hear the pout in his voice.

Y/N smiled, gently and she walked over to him, "stay still." She advised him.

"Never." He mumbled with a hint of a childish whine.

She eased him to stillness before fixing the t-shirt so his head went through the head hole and helped him navigate his arms through the sleeves.

"Aye, my hero." He smirked and she leaned up, gently kissing him and he never refused a kiss from her.

She was a goddess from Scottish or Celtic mythology in his eyes. She was the Baobhan Sith, the female vampire who seduced men with her beauty and he would gladly give her his blood if she asked. She was Mórrigan, the Irish-Celtic warrior-queen goddess. She was Cliodna, the Scottish-Celtic goddess of beauty, love, and passion. He worshipped her with his every being.

"Okay, superstar, time for bed." She giggled.

"Will you stay?" He asked, forgetting whose house this was.

"Well, this is my house. So..."

"I like to wake up, looking at you." He mused before flopping face-first on the bed.

Y/n rolled her eyes and pushed him on his side of the bed.

Y/N turned off the lights and climbed into bed. A few minutes went by before Campbell said, loudly, right in her ear, "WAIT!?" He startled her with the volume of his voice, making her jump and pull away from him, and he lowered it, "Sorry." She reached next to her and turned on the sidetable lamp. "What were you doing when I called you?"

"Sleeping..." She said, hesitantly.

His eyes turned back into puppy-dog eyes of sadness.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, love." He apologized, he cupped the back of Y/N's head. "I must've been pretty annoying all night."

"No, you weren't." She reassured him, puncturing each sentence with a kiss. A sure-fire way to keep his drunk self entertained--also a sure-fire way to keep his sober self enterained. "I'd get up in the middle of the night to come and get you as much as you need. I love you."

He smiled and kissed her before bringing her in so she could rest her head on his arm and he stretched the turn off the light and the two fell asleep to a morning of him whining about his hangover.

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ragnarokhound · 2 months

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Writing Patterns

rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Tagged by: @deepwithintheabyss

Thanks for the tag! I’ve done song lyrics at the beginning and end of at least two fics, so I’m choosing to disclude that from this tag game, haha. Just my own words :)

intricate rituals [Jaytim - omegaverse - rated E] “Jason, what is this?”

open my heart and let it bleed (onto yours) [Jaytim - werewolf & vampire au - rated E] "For the last time, I am not getting in the damn coffin with you," Jason huffs.

sigh no more [Jaytim - nebulous canon compliant - rated E] It's storming outside when Tim is roused from his bed.

Sit, Stay, Speak [Jaytim - animal transformation/mystery - rated E] Jason slips through the apartment window without a sound, gun out and safety off.

no accounting for taste [Jaytim - post-scene - rated T] “Wait, wait, wait. I can’t be hearing this right. You were a dog? For a week?”

Hurt/Comfort [Jaytim - nebulous canon compliant - two endings - rated E] Jason’s window shines bright like a beacon.

you hit me once, I hit you back [Jaytim - campy villain!Jason au - rated E] “Red Robin.”

hold on tight, hold on for life [Jaytim - nebulous canon compliant - rated E] Tim knows he’s not normal.

oh, but you’re good to me [Cray Ormoru/Feldar Sepwin from Sorcerer’s Son by Phyllis Eisenstein - rated M][won’t anyone read this mid fantasy novel with me] When Cray left Spinweb to recover his horse, he hadn’t dared to hope that Feldar would be returning with him.

give me a second, i [Sterek - canon divergent post season 2 - rated T] It got away.

Clearly, I love a one sentence hook, haha. Especially a dialogue hook! I've always been a fan of snappy writing and of all kinds of comics, so one-liners and being dropped into dialogue is very fun to me.

I'll go ahead and tag some folks with the usual no-pressure caveat, apologies if you've already been tagged lol, and also if you don't have 10 fics posted, maybe there are some WIP lines or chapter openers you wanna share? :3 - @beanboop @ladytauria @galgali @cummandercold @listen-to-the-inner-walrus

#writing game #tag game #my writing #jaytim #i am often thinking about the opening line of a scene and what it's doing for the reader #sometimes the line i write to get myself started while writing is not the line that stays. but most of the time it is lol #intrigue! spice! you want to know more

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i-got-da-rubes · 1 year

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@poorlemons @freeforestkids @cray-cray-anime @shakerofthebutt9000 @superbpastanickelzonk @idiot-mushroom @mobiitez @moss-and-marimos @bluesgras @iwasborn4this @literally anyone who would like to join!

@tangledinink you liked one of my posts while I was drafting this so I’m dragging you here too 💞

We’re having a slumber party at my house and we’re watching the Rise movie. What do you wear?

(You don’t gotta draw yourself, photos from online work)

Compile this outfit and/or drawing before reading the rest of the post.

The lights dim. You all have popcorn, and a hush falls across the crowd. The movie begins. It is not the Rise movie. IT’S PHINEAS AND FERB ACROSS THE 2ND DIMENSION.

YOU AGREE TO RETURN HOME TO CHANGE AND COME BACK TO MURDER ME AS A GROUP IN RETURN FOR MY DECIPT.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TO YOUR SCHEDULED RUBES MURDER??

What I’m wearing to my murder appointment does not change.

#2d turtles night #felt like starting shit #it’s chaos o’clock in rubes land #perhaps I will go to sleep when I post this #perhaps not #ROTTMNT #mutuals #rubes garbage #doodles

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absolutebl · 10 months

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Hi ABL!

I was wondering if you had any posts about the use of sound effects in BL - the slide whistle for checking people out/boners simply gets me every time.

Perhaps it’s because I’ve watched so much American produced media and tuning out the same concept / soundscape since I’m so used to it.

I’m also always surprised that with this love of sound effects, there hasn’t been the classic echoing noise that’s heard across oceans when they open lube!

Anyway I love your blog! It’s been an incredible resource in appreciating BL in all its glory :)

Hi!

Why All those Sound Effects in BL RomComs?

I don't have a specific post. I mention it in some of my guidance and warning posts about Thai and Taiwanese stuff in particular, in general I am not wild about it... but I have grown accustomed to it. It can certainly be off putting to new watchers.

One of the worst offenders was Lovely Writer. I think I docked a whole point off that show because the sound was SO intrusive and jarring within the context of the drama.

These days the more comedy and the more pulp, the more likely and frequent the sound effects. Also Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam, and Japan are the biggest offenders.

It's simply a comedic tradition. I think of it as similar to panto or commedia dell'arte. It's certainly true that a lot of ancient Greek and Roman plays likely had sound effects, as indeed would have Shakespeare. No to mention Kabuki theater. In fact, it's like throughout the history of stagecraft, sound effects were more common than not.

However, it's not particularly common or popular in American modern cinema out of Hollywood because it's associated with children's performances and clownishness. Like the voice overs, cartoon sound effects now are seen as somewhat clumsy and childish, not to say old fashioned.

There is an element of mistrusting the actors not to convey the correct emotion. Like the actors need audio help to do their jobs properly. But also like the audience can't be trusted to understand and so we feel "talked down to" by the sound effect. At least I do.

Yes I am aware this is a personal hang up.

Instead I think it's meant more as a communal nudge, like "we all together are responding in a certain way to this." Isn't it funny?

I also wonder if it's the influence of anime et al. (I'm really not an anime person partly because of the soundscapes. But then I don't like cartoons. Or Disney. Just not into kid's stuff. Never have been. Even when I was a kid.)

Here's someone else's perspective on Thailand's use of sound effects.

And Japan's.

I would say I'm accustomed to it now, but I still don't ever enjoy it. In fact, I often appreciate the "gritty" drama BLs like The Eighth Sense or I Told Sunset About You or Eternal Yesterday BECAUSE at least high angst means no sound effects.

Also less likely to sing.

All hail dark BL's good side? The silver lining.

For the record and to show my "history of BL creds" I'm gonna give a shout out to the SINGLE best use of a sound effect in a BL-adjacent piece of media....

THE BEST BL SOUND EFFECT EVER AWARD!

drum roll please

THE POP SOUND

Made by Pree pulling out of Ram's ykw just just after railing him.

Series: What The Duck

(can't remember if it's season 1 or 2, and I will never rewatch that cray cray)

Country: Thailand

I am aware I am being crass but this moment was honestly, truly, hilarious. It's a very sexy scene and then that sound. So funny.

I expect a comment from those few of you who remember this moment.

(source)

#asked and answered #sound effects in bl #why such terrible sound effects in thai bl #sound effects in japanese bl #sound effects in taiwanese bl #lesst in korean bl these days #cartoon noises in BL #thai bl #what the duck #lovely writer

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smokerswifey · 5 days

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So I saw your post abt the opinion stuff and I would like to say that: Isolde is overrated af. Why? Because she fucking annoying and I hate hate HATEE female love interest who are obsessed with their male love interest. Like get off Tristans dick for crying out loud. Her obsession with him at this point is fucking weird, like she really wants him to take her V card? Like I get it he’s hella fine but to the point where you want to off yourself just because some other man stuck his head up your skirt? And it’s the fact that she doesn’t even know what she talking abt. For the first half of Seven deadly Sins I didn’t like Jericho and Elaine because of their obsession with Ban, but once they grew to be their own character I loved them. The same goes with Elizabeth. That’s why I love Percival and Nasiens so much cause they are their own separate person, yeah they love each other but not to the point where they are OBSESSED with one another. Anyway just my opinion ig, but it’s really just facts 🤷‍♀️

LMAOOOOO why was this so aggressive in the 😂😂😂 . I get not liking characters who are obsessed with their love interest but personally I don't think Isolde corresponds to that type of person ( not entirely anyway 💀💀 ) . Sure she's cray cray about Tristan and gets a bit... a lot when she's around him but she doesn't only care about him . We've seen Isolde have close relationships with other characters such as Chion, Jade and Anne..

And wanting to lose your virginity to the guy you like isn't that weird of a thought tbh, I think its perfectly normal to want ur first time to be with the person you love . Sure maybe she shouldn't yell about it but I think that's its more of a gag than a smth to take seriously.

And about the Percy skirt whole situation again I think you should take it as a joke about Isolde being ignorant about sex lmao, she clearly thought that the head under the skirt meant losing her virginity, so her thinking Percy took it from her, without her consent made her understandably upset .

Was it silly ? Yes.

But was it also a gag meant to be funny ? Yes as well .

If you found it funny or not thats you're opinion.

And at that time, virginity was a huge fucking deal so her being all emotional about it is again understandable .

And her not being properly informed is not on her but on her parents for not teachng her better.

But anyways if you like Isolde or not that's your opinion and I respect it 😁 but personally I think Isolde is a pretty decent character .

Sure her crush can be a lot but overall she's a very sweet, silly and funny girl who has AWESOME magic btw, like I am obsessed with the way they animated it 🥹.

#nanatsu no taizai #mokushiroku no yonkishi #4koa #seven deadly sins #percival #lancelot #tristan liones #gawain #isolde #trisolde #tristan x isolde

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gamerbearmira · 1 year

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Pepa done gone cray cray

INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY 👽👽

Jk jk. But you all asked for more Housebroken AND I INTEND TO DELIVER❗❗ So while the actual story and fic is still under writing (i'll be writing and posting the first 3-5 chaoters like I usually do, so it's taking a while), I do have this little snippet❗❗ It's not definite but it is HIGHLY likely. Like 90% lmao

ANYWAY. This is a continuation of the last Housebroken snippet that I did like a month or two ago. Lemme know what y'all think <33

Lea get it

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Julieta and Bruno chased after Pepa. It took them less than half the time to get out of the forest than it did to get there. Pepa was making a mad dash for Casita. The sky was dark, and thunder rumbled while lightning struck the group, rain pouring down hard. There was even small hail raining down.

The two had her in her sight and they swore she went crazy. She was just about running on all fours. They could hear her muttering and growling their mama's name as she ran towards the house. Her storm was large and it followed her speed.

Pepa ignored everything around her. Nothing else mattered. She didn't care that her tail dropped from her night dress, or that her headband slipped off and her ears were visible. She was more focused on getting to her mother. Because it was her fault that her youngest was now gone, to God knows where.

It was her that got them cursed, and even caused their father to have to leave to look after the kids. And he couldn't even tell them where the kids were. Pepa was already heartbroken because her kids and sobrina had left 5 years before. But she had hoped they would come back, so she opted to stay and not look for them. But now she had lost all of her kids. All of her nieces. All because of her mother's selfishness. And she swore was going to tear her apart once she got to Casita. Her mother was no longer safe from her. She was tired of being the one who let so much slide. Tired of keeping everything to herself, tired of her mother.

Pepa burst through Casita's doors and the house's shingle rattled in surprise. Pepa immediately bolted to the stairs but was stopped when the house pulled the stairs away. Pepa growled, using her claws to try and scale the pillars of the house but it didn't work. Before she could try anything else, Julieta pulled her back, locking her arms so she couldn't move. Bruno came soon as well, trying to get her to be quiet. If only they still had their antlers; they could easily help Pepa back.

"Let me go!" She barked, thunder crashing as she thrashed in her siblings' hold. Both Félix and Agustín swung the door rooms open, to see what all the commotion was about. It was a miracle that Alma hadn't woken up yet.

"Pepi? Juli? Bruno? W-What's happening?!" Félix asked, and Casita let both husbands down. Pepa was now pulling the two towards the stairs, eyes fixated on Alma's door.

"I-Isabela and Dolores came and took Antonio," Julieta explained and the husbands' eyes widened. "And Pepa is blaming mamá. While she's not wrong, she's just...I don't know!"

"They were here?!" Agustín said in shock and the two nodded, struggling more to keep Pepa back. Félix finally grabbed her torso, and he winced when Pepa scratched his arms trying to get out of his stronghold. Something was definitely wrong---Pepa would never do anything like that. Even with the curse, she had never hurt him, never on purpose.

"Then why is Pepa acting like this?" Agustín asked holding Julieta's shoulders.

"I-I don't know, this has never happened! It's like she's gone crazy!" Julieta said in a panicked voice. “The curse must’ve flared up and taken over after Antonio was taken!”

"We need to take her to her room," Bruno said, and helped Félix grab Pepa and bring her up the stairs. The woman was still growling like a wild animal---she seemed to be more like the fox part of herself in all honesty. She was thrashing around, yelling about getting back at her mother and how she was going to get her kids back. Even if it meant hurting her own mother.

"LET ME GO! LET ME GO!" Pepa growled, pulling out of Bruno's arms, but Felíx managed to drag her into their shared room. While she was angry and was yelling in anger and cursing, they all could see the tears that flooded from her eyes that matched the heavy rain pouring over Casita.

Felíx fell to the floor with Pepa, and she practically jumped out of his arms, storm tearing apart anything that wasn't bolted down to the floor. Bruno barely managed to shut the door, and there was banging and yelling, along with more growling. Behind the door, they could hear Felíx trying to calm her down, though he was struggling.

Bruno slid down against her door, keeping it shut. One thing he had going for him was that he could keep a door closed, lock or not. Julieta huffed as she dropped down, Agustín by her side to make sure she was ok. Alma finally seemed to wake up, because her door slammed open, and she looked upset. Very upset. Agustín helped Julieta tuck her ears under her loose hair, with Bruno hiding his long ears under her curls and shoving his tail in his pants as quickly as he could. Luckily it was still rather dark, so Alma didn't seem to notice.

"What is going on?!" She demanded, wondering why it looked like a hurricane had gone through Casita. None of the 3 said anything, remaining quiet. "Hello!"

"Pe...Pepa just freaked we...we took care of it," Bruno huffed, trying to hide the fact that he was slightly out of breath from wrestling his sister back into her room.

"Why does Casita look like th---"

"PEPA'S IN HER ROOM," Julieta interrupted, looking up at her mother. Bruno saw the same crazed look in her eyes and on her face that he saw on Pepa's face. "We took care of it. Go back to be mama," she spat, standing up along with Agustín.

Bruno stood up, looking between the two. He was getting worried. What if Julieta snapped too? She had just watched her daughter run off as well. She was just better at keeping it hidden; it wasn't often that Julieta went off. But at this rate? With their mamá pushing like this? She just might.

Was he next?

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THOGUHTS⁉️⁉️

I gotta go now but. Lemme know if y’all want more and I’ll see what I can do <33

AUTO BOTS ROLL OUT 🚗💨💨

#my asks are open #my asks #encanto #encanto au #au #encanto isabela #encanto dolores #encanto antonio #encanto alma #encanto julieta #encanto pepa #encanto bruno #encanto felix #encanto agustín #housebroken #housebroken au

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garebearandnan · 4 months

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LITG S2 | EP 14 | Unseen Bits - Week 2

Some of the dialog is from RLT Love Island UK show and S3 (re-write)

Already missing S2 so thought I'd post this today.

Voice-Over by Iain Stirling: Prepare to ditch feelings for foolishness... and swap tension... for tomfoolery. So embrace your inner child...

CLIP: “Have you seen the size of that?” Bobby claims, ”Oh, my God, that's a bird.”

“It's a fucking dinosaur.” Gary says and proceeds to take a selfie with cricket.

Iain Stirling: … and enjoy an hour of unfiltered funnies. This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.

CLIP: Marisol and Priya scream and jump up off the swing seat as a big bug flies between them. (BOTH: GIGGLE and HUG EACH OTHER) Marisol states, "I’m going to pee myself."

CLIP: Henrik says, “I reckon I'm the only boy in Love Island history to only sleep with boys.”

🎵 LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS 🎵

Iain Stirling: Welcome to Unseen Bits, ladies. I think you'll like it here. It's been two weeks, but the Islanders only just seem to have noticed the moon. I've no idea how - we show a cutaway of it pretty much every episode.

CLIP: Grace, Hope, and Lottie are sitting on day beds, enjoying some tea while observing the moon. Grace comments on its appearance, “Look how beautiful the moon is.”

Hope cocked her head to the side and asked, “That's... Is that a full moon?”

Lottie replied, “Almost. Not quite. It's just cut off.”

Hope inquires about where it is cut off! Grace points and describes, “Like, the top left corner isn't quite circular.” She next mentions that it's almost a full moon, “Close to it, though.”

"Full moons sometimes give people headaches, too. They make them go a bit cray." The makeup artist added, “Fucks with you.”

Hope expresses surprise and asks if it's similar to how werewolves are affected. “Do you have to watch out for wolves here?”

Grace asked, “Wolves? We are in Spain.”

The Londoner inquired, “Do you believe in them?”

Lottie added, “Wolves are not a fake thing. What are you talking about?”

Hope shook her head and clarified, “No. I'm talking about the wolves, the humans that turn into wolves.”

“What, like a werewolf?” asked Grace.

“Are werewolves...? Do you believe in werewolves?” asked Hope.

“Mmm... I don't think so.” Grace reveals her scepticism about the existence of werewolves and teasingly asks, “They're not real, are they? Are they real? They're not real. I've never met one or know someone that's met one.”

Lottie replied, “No. I just know them from Twilight.”

Grace shifts the conversation by asking about mythical creatures: “What's the mythical creature you find the most fascinating?”

Hope immediately responds with "mermaids," and Grace gasps in surprise. Grace whispers, “Fuck off! I was about to say mermaids.”

“Yeah, I do!” Hope confirms her love for mermaids.

Grace explains, "That's why I asked the question. My favourite princess was Ariel, the Little Mermaid," and both she and Hope expressed their love for the character. Lottie smiles and says, “I love Aquamarine.”

The girls continue to discuss their mythical creatures, as Hope asks, “Do you think they might be real?”

Lottie expresses her belief that mythical creatures could exist, “Yeah, I don't see why not. But not what we think.” She implies a different origin for mermaids by suggesting, “Maybe, like, a fish and a lady had sex one day.”

“I think mermaids… I feel like they're, like, just a massive, like, thing in the sea.” Hope expands on her thoughts, envisioning mermaids as, “Cos I don't think… that look like really scary, massive fish, not exactly as people traditionally imagine them.”

✤✤✤

Iain Stirling: Boys are by the pool. Girls are out of earshot. Turn the volume down, guys, I bet we're in for some absolutely filthy lad banter.

Gary, Ibrahim, Henrik and Bobby sitting on the pool edge with legs in water.

Bobby: What's your favourite animation film?

Henrik: Animation?

Bobby: Animation film, yeah.

Gary: Shrek was... Shrek's good.

Henrik: Shrek was big.

Bobby: Ah, Shrek was a bad boy film.

Ibrahim: Space Jam.

Henrik: Space Jam? I don't think I've even watched it.

Ibrahim: What?!

Henrik: I don't think I ever… I've seen bits, but I haven't watched it.

Bobby: You ain't seen Space Jam either?

Ibrahim: You guys!

Gary: Mates, that's disappointing, that is.

Henrik: Mine's got to be Madagascar, I love Madagascar.

Gary: Madagascar's mint.

Bobby and Gary chant: I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it!

ALL: LAUGHTER

Henrik and Ibrahim join in chant: I like to... move it!

Bobby: He's too funny, him.

ALL: LAUGHTER

Gary: Oh, mate, we're forgetting Toy Story.

Henrik: Toy Story's massive. Massive.

Gary: I can't lie, I wanted to cry, you know, at the end, you know?

Ibrahim: What, the third one?

Gary: Yeah, man, that's big. He... Bro, he left them.

Henrik: Yeah.

Ibrahim: I love Shark Tale as well.

Henrik: Yeah, oh, that's it!

Gary & Bobby: Oscar the Sharkslayer!

Ibrahim: Yeah, yeah, loved that shit.

Bobby: And then Angelina Jolie coming in.

Bobby sings out: Oooh. Ooh-ooh ooh-ohh. (He wiggles his body.)

ALL: LAUGHTER

Bobby: Unreal.

Ibrahim: What a banger that was.

Bobby: That fish, that fish was peng as well.

THEY LAUGH

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(The following S3 Sex Tape' chat is re-written for S2 Islanders)

Iain Stirling: It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, and you’re feeling good! But one Islander needs to let off a little steam.

CLIP: All the Islanders are lounging by the pool. Bobby winced, “Rocco, I want to agree with you, but it just sounds disgusting.”

Lucas grimaced. “It’s a risotto! Who puts cucumber in it?”

Iain Stirling: Well, I’m glad someone cleared that up for me…

Priya said, “I don’t know; they kinda do look exactly the same.”

“Exactly! Only a courgette is fancier. A cucumber works just as well,” Rocco retorted.

The smile spread across Gary's face. “Name of Rocco’s sex tape.” The girls giggle, and Rocco just rolls his eyes.

Lottie spoke next and asked, “If you were going to make a tape, what would you actually call it?”

Gary chimed in, “Easy. True grit.”

The Islanders groan, and Lottie pulls a face of disgust. “How is that sexy?”

Gary rebutted, “It’s not. I just think it’s a great movie... Wait, you meant sex tape?”

“Mine would be something sensual.” Lottie thinks for a moment, then says, “What Women Want.”

Hope jokes, "Mine would be, 'Inspect Her Gadget.'"

Noah smiles and squeezes her hand. “You don’t have to ask me twice…”

“Hope, you’re so dirty!” Marisol then turned to Grace. “What about you, Grace? What would you name your naughty video?” The Islanders turn to you.

“Hmm... my sex tape would be called…” Grace smiled flirtatiously at them and said, “Sin-derella.”

Gary flashed her a grin. “If the shoe fits…” She replied, “Ha, ha. Very funny.”

Gary responded, “Glad-ia-tor would be one.” Grace blushed, and Bobby jokingly stated, “That’s a bit of a mouthful, isn’t it?”

Lottie rolled her eyes playfully. “Bobby!”

Gary teased, “Name of Bobby's sex tape!”

Gary and Bobby give each other a high five. The Islanders laugh playfully. Marisol indicated hers to be "Missionary Impossible."

Lucas asked, “Did you just come up with that?”

Marisol smirked. “What can I say, I’m a natural.”

Henrik stated, “Fast and Furious would be a good one too. You wouldn’t even need to change the name.”

The Islanders all laugh. Lucas chimed in, “You know what’s a good film? Any film with Ryan Gosling.”

Priya gave a small nod. “He is so fit.”

Noah remarked, “Yeah, Drive was awesome.” And Ibrahim claimed, “I was in a lift with Jason Mamoa.”

Priya’s breath catches in her throat. “Shut up! No way!”

Ibrahim nodded his head. “Yes, way. He’s impressive…”

Priya argued that this was an excessively modest remark, “That’s an understatement. Ugh, I’d let him blast me with his trident any day.”

Grace gasped. “Oh, my gosh, Priya.” The others laugh. Bobby stands up and takes a running jump towards the pool. “Move out of the way. Here comes the cannon ball.”

"My hair!" Lottie shrieks. "My hair!"

Gary lets out a loud whoop and jumps into the pool, splashing a few of the others. Marisol gets wet. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

Gary and Bobby both have massive grins on their faces. The other boys soon jump in the pool, and they all splash around. Gary calls out, “Grace! Jump in!”

Lucas claimed, “Yeah! It’s lovely. Good call, Bobby.”

Grace strides towards the pool. She tucks her limbs and hits the water with an enormous splash.

Gary and Bobby cheer loudly. Priya states, “Right. I might as well get in now. I’m already wet. Wait! That could be the name of my sex tape!”

In response, Ibrahim said, “Yes, Priya! You nailed it.”

Lottie added, “And that could be the name of yours, Rahim!” Laughter fills the air.

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Iain Stirling: Time for another exclusive, in the dressing room. Bobby is trying to get inside Priya's blouse, literally.

CLIP: Ibrahim and Bobby are standing by the doorway as Priya pulls out a pink kimono. Marisol is styling her hair at the vanity. Priya turns to the boys, and says, “So this is like a kimono.”

Marisol looked over and said, “Aw…” Priya tries it on. “Oh, that is a cute one.”

Ibrahim agreed, saying, “It’s nice.”

Priya asked, “Do you like it?”

“100%” He responded, and she handed it to Ibrahim, asking, “Do you want to take it downstairs for me?”

Bobby grabs it. “I'm wearing it.”

Priya giggles. “Are you actually?” Bobby starts to put it on.

Marisol said in surprise, “Oh, my god.” Ibrahim cheered, “Yes!!!! It looks like…”

Bobby looks at himself in the mirror as he models the kimono. “I feel like a gangster. I feel like a rapper.”

ALL: LAUGHTER

Iain Stirling: And just like that Bobby became a style icon.

CLIP: Lucas and Henrik are chatting around the fire pit. Bobby struts down the steps and sashays to the firepit. He calls out to Lucas, “You got fashion, Lucas. What are you saying to this?”

Lucas gasped, then smirked. “Alright. Give us a fuckin’ walk and a twirl.” Bobby gives it a twirl.

(Song plays in the background) Vogue by Madonna #Let your body move to the music (move to the music)

“Ah…” Lucas trailed off, laughing.

#Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow) #You know you can do it

Lucas' eyebrows lifted as he said in amusement, “It's pretty sick though, I won't lie.” Bobby says with a chuckle, “It’s not mine.”

Lucas stretched back on the bench, getting more comfortable. “I know. I know.” Henrik said cheerfully, “You can fuckin’ rock that.”

Bobby replied with a cheeky smile, “I know, I can.” Henrik repeated the Scotsman’s words with an amused look: “I know, I can!”

He struts around and swishes out the bottom of the kimono. “Look at the swish of the blaw!”

(Song plays in the background) Vogue by Madonna #Ooh, you've got to Let your body move to the music

“That is how you make your exit.” He does another twirl and struts away. (ALL: LAUGHTER). “Oh, that’s heights, the swish.” Bobby pumps his arms and trusts his midsection a couple of times. (ALL: LAUGHTER). “Blaw!” He says with a laugh. (Song fades out in the background.)

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Iain Stirling: After the recouple on Day 9 the Islanders are settling down for bed.

TEXT ALERT

Gary calls out, “I've got a text!” He read out. "Islanders, the Hideaway is open tonight."

Bobby: Whoo!

Priya: Woo hoo!

Iain Stirling: This week saw the return of the Hideaway, the villa's iconic love palace with a carpet like Gary's local.

ALL CHANT: Noah and Hope! Noah and Hope!

Iain Stirling: Not really. It's proper swanky, and ‘Nope’ bagged themselves the first visit of the season.

Hope and Noah relax on the bed and have a little toast to celebrate a night alone.

Hope: Cheers to that.

Noah: Cheers.

They clink their glasses and take a sip.

Iain Stirling: Hope and Noah enjoyed a slow-motion kiss. Well, what you didn't see was Hope hatching a plan to secure that snog.

Hope in the Beach Hut: “It's like when you're back at school, getting a cheeky kiss chase. I'm gonna get cheesy... cheeky kiss chase. Hang on. That's a bit of a tongue tie, innit? I am gonna get a cheeky kiss… chase. I'm gonna get a cheeky kiss case.” (She laughs.) “I am gonna get a cheeky kiss case. Fuck off, I ain't doing it. I can't do it. I'm done with this shit. I'm gonna snog Noah, all right?! I'm gonna go snog Noah tonight, and it's gonna be a kiss chase. Ending with a snog. We got there in the end! Fucking hell!”

Iain Stirling: Here's an unseen bit of Hope getting handsy in the hideaway.

Hope slowly drizzles oil on Noah’s skin. While straddling his back, as he lays face down on the bed, she slowly moves the oil over his skin.

He lets out a sigh of pleasure. “Mmmmmm…” Hope massages his back and slowly moves her hands up to his shoulders. “I feel like we should definitely go to a spa day, though.”

Pulling back, she raised a brow. “Why? Is this massage not good enough for you?”

“Nah, this is good, but… you know what I mean.” Noah turns his head slightly, and his eyes are closed, and he’s smiling.

“Hmm?”

Noah replied softly, “A weekend away. Have you been to the Lake District?”

Hope claimed, “No, I really wanna go.”

Hope’s voice drops into a silky, smooth tone. “I really wanna go to Bali, as well.”

“Same. Oh!” You hear Noah let out a quiet moan as she begins to rub her hands at the base of his neck. He says with a sigh, “I really wanna go to Scotland, as well.”

She continues kneading his muscles. “Why Scotland?”

“I don't know, it's got amazing, like… Like, the Highlands, is that the right place? I'd love to see Dartmoor.”

“I think so. Where the rocks are? Bobby says Dartmoor's stunning.”

Noah agreed. “Yeah, I need to see this place.” He lets out a sigh of pleasure. “Mmm… You have incredible hands. You're too good at this, you know. "

Hope asked, “I am?”

Noah smirked. “Yeah, I feel like I'm about to fart on your nunny.”

She stops messaging him and just looks at him.

Iain Stirling: So much for a happy ending. After a hard week of cracking on, grafting and chatting about their types on paper, our Islanders like nothing more than to kick back, relax and discuss their favourite subject.

CLIP: Ibrahim, Lucas, Marisol, Hope, and Henrik are relaxing on outdoor seating and discussing their wildest first date experiences.

Henrik asks, “What's like, the wildest first date you guys have ever been on?”

Marisol is the first to share a date story. “I've not done anything too wild on a first date, I'll be honest. I've had, like, the most embarrassing one. It was a Tinder date, and I'm cringing just thinking about it. We went to the cinema and watched a horror movie, and this guy just sweated the whole time, profusely sweated.”

Lucas asks, was he scared, or what? And Marisol didn’t know.

Ibrahim mentioned, “Or cos he was hot?”

She replied, “It could have been a mixture of both, but either way, it was just unnecessary, and I was, like, I wanna go home. Anyway, he drove me home, and rather than turning off the car when you're chatting, he left his headlights or whatever on and talked to me. His car fully broke down.”

Marisol nodded to his question, “The battery died?”

Hope gasped. “Oh, my God!”

“I just left him there. I just went home and left him sitting outside my house.” (ALL: LAUGHTER.)

Henrik chuckled. “That is pain. Oh, my God! That is actually pain.”

Marisol nodded. “He literally wound down his window, "Oh, my battery's died." She laughs. “I was, like, OK, bye."

The boys laugh. Hope giggled. “OK, bye?”

Marisol shrugged with a smile. “Yeah, I just left it. It was… Dying. What about you guys? Have you had any embarrassing ones?”

Ibrahim starts, “Not really wild and I didn't get caught, but there was the day I found out I was lactose intolerant. We were eating on a rooftop, and I was eating creamy, creamy spaghetti, and it literally... my stomach and all that started doing, started making music and all this stuff.” (THEY ALL LAUGH.) Ibrahim added, “Then the only toilet was beside us, so I had to, like, hold my arse and run all the way to the street to a McDonald's and I just shat. I even vomited as well, man. And then I had to come back and just pretend nothing happened. Literally, like.” (THEY ALL LAUGH.)

Lucas asked, “Did she not gather anything had happened?”

“No, I said I was talking to the bartender downstairs, just trying to see what drinks they have.”

Grace walks over and joins the group. Hope asked, “Why did you go to Maccies? What the fuck!”

Marisol asked, “What about you, Grace? We're talking about the most embarrassing or worst dates you've been on?”

Grace explains: “OK, so it's not even on a date. So, basically, the guy I was talking to, it was after, like, the club. He dropped me home, and I was a little bit tipsy, but I needed to pee. And with me, when I need to go, I need to go. So we're driving, I'm like, stop the car now, I need to wee! He's like, can you not wait? We're nearly home; like, just wait. I was like, I can't! So, I've thought he's slowed down, obviously not as much as I thought. I've opened the door, and I've 007'd out the car and ran to go do a wee, and obviously just adrenaline rush, not thinking about it. I've come back to the car. This is how this looked. Grazed knees, like, slit through my pants, blood everywhere, and a broken nail. Jeez! Literally, it was so embarrassing.” (ALL: LAUGHTER.)

Iain Stirling: Sounds nasty, Grace, but when you've gotta go, you've gotta go. This week we saw the islanders having a great time at a MoS party. And the return of a famous season one Islander.

CLIP: The lights facing the DJ stand flash on. Standing there is a short, well built figure. The Islanders let out a massive cheer. DJ shouts out, “Waaasssuup, Islanders.”

Priya gasped. “Is that…?”

Bobby cried out, excitedly, “It can’t be!”

Grace stated, “It is! It is!” Ex Islander Tim from Season one is their DJ for the night.

“It’s DJ Big T!” Bobby exclaimedloudly, pumping his arms in the air.

“For the Villa crew, I got you!” Tim bellowed out. Good vibes start to flow back into the Villa as a quick dance Montage is shown. The music cuts off and two new Islanders enter.

“OMG! Hi, everyone. I’m Chelsea.”

“Hi, ladies. I'm Jakub."

Iain Stirling: And what kind of new islanders would they be if they didn’t immediately drop a truth bomb on that kiss?

"I have so many opinions," Chelsea tutted. “But I think the big thing was that kiss." All eyes are on Chelsea. She’s clearly excited to drop the news.

Clip changes to Bobby, Lucas and Gary near the pool looking at the new boy, Jakub.

Bobby said, “I wanna know… where the fuck are they finding these humans from?”

Lucas agreed, “I'm 6 foot. I'm feeling short!”

Bobby continued to question, “What's going on here? And then... He's massive…”

Gary asked, “How tall is he?”

Lucas replied, “He's, like, 6'5"

Gary makes a face.

Bobby huffed, “Yeah. Yeah.”

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Iain Stirling: Right, here's some unaired chat from the Team GB Olympic 4x1 sunbathing team.

CLIP: On loungers L-R Ibrahim, Chelsea, Grace, Priya

Grace: Honestly, I've learned so much about myself in here, and I think I've handled situations so good that I didn't realise I could even handle it like that.

“There's a fly around me.” Ibrahim jumps up and tries to swat it away. “Oh, get away! Fuck off!” He swats at the fly. (THEY LAUGH.) He swats at the fly again. “He won't fucking leave me alone.”

Priya giggled. “Yeah, he likes you, doesn't he?”

Grace stated, “It's gone.”

Ibrahim claimed, “Least someone's attracted to me in here.” (ALL: LAUGHTER.) “What a pointless insect.”

Priya jokingly repeats her partner's words. “Pointless insect.” (She snickers.)

Ibrahim continued ranting, “Does nothing for the world.”

Chelsea looked puzzled. “The fly?”

“Just does nothing, like. Doesn't contribute to anything.”

Chelsea said out loud her thoughts, “What does a fly actually do?”

Ibrahim answered, “Fucking piss people off.”

Chelsea perked up, saying, “They pollinate, which we need for air.”

Priya smiled. “It’s bees that pollinate.”

Chelsea looked thoughtful. “Erm… yeah.

Priya added, “I thought flies eat crap. Like, the crap that's left, like shit and stuff.”

Chelsea stated, “So they're basically rubbish bins?”

Ibrahim rolled his eyes playfully. “So I'm a piece of crap, am I? I'm a piece of shit?” (THEY LAUGH.)

“Well, I didn't say that, Rahim. You said that.” Priya laughed.

Grace said, “Bees pollinate. But flies do, too. Somewhere I read that flies play a crucial role as pollinators for mango farmers. Many of these flies, much like bees, have hairy bodies that collect pollen while they feed. Flying from blossom to flower, larger flies might collect hundreds, even thousands, of pollen grains."

Chelsea stated, “So they're not rubbish bins only!"

Iain Stirling: Rubbish bins? How dare you! Flies provide an invaluable national service every single week. Unseen Bits couldn't exist without them. ✤✤✤

(S2 Islanders random chats, very, very random)

Iain Stirling: Now, when it comes to the expression ‘it does what it says on the tin’, peanut butter lives up to the challenge. But, for Chelsea it's just not cutting it.

CLIP: Gary is lounging in a relaxed position on the foot of a daybed as Grace and Priya are sitting with their backs to the headboard. Chelsea comes over and takes a seat next to them.

Grace: If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter...

Gary: Yeah?

Grace: … what would you call it?

Chelsea: Right, so, what is it? It's like blended peanuts, isn't it? So I'd call it ‘nutty smooth’.

(ALL: LAUGHTER)

Priya: That's quite good, actually.

Grace: Nutty smooth!

Gary: While you're there, babe, buy some nutty smooth!

(ALL: LAUGHTER)

Gary: Same as Marmite. Why do you call Marmite, Marmite?

Grace: Exactly. So, what else would we be calling Marmite?

Chelsea: I bet it's called Marmite cos it's from… It's like, origina… Orig... What's it called?

Grace: Originated.

Chelsea: It's originated from, like, there's a place called Marmite.

(ALL: LAUGHTER)

Priya: Is there a place called Marmite?!

Chelsea: I bet there's a place called Marmite somewhere.

(ALL: LAUGHTER)

Gary: Yeah, actually, there is a place… There's a place called Sandwich.

Chelsea: Is there?

Grace: No!

Gary: Yeah.

Priya: Don't you think it's weird, why things are called what they're called? Like, why's the wall called "wall"?

Chelsea: Yeah.

Gary: Yeah, I think that all the time.

Chelsea: Blanket!

Priya: Where's that come from?

Chelsea: Blanket! What the hell's that all about?

Grace: It's just originated from, like, the old languages. Do y’know what I mean?

Chelsea: Roman times.

Grace: English comes from Latin. It has evolved from as early as the 7th century.

Chelsea: Yeah, Latin times.

Grace: Latin words that have progressed through time.

Gary: I didn't know she was this intelligent. (Gary winks at Grace. She giggles)

Chelsea: No, I knew that, I knew that! Who's made up the Latin name? Who's made the Latin thing?

Priya: Eve and...?

Chelsea: Not Arthur, is it?

Priya: John. (They roll about laughing.)

Chelsea: Eve and John!

Gary: Yeah, John…

Chelsea: No, wait, what is it actually? Arthur and Eve?

Gary: Adam and Eve!

Chelsea: Arthur and Eve!

(Priya is laughing.)

Gary: Fucking John. (They roll about laughing.)

Iain Stirling: Imagine not knowing the Bible story of Arthur and Eve and the garden of Marmite. Meanwhile, you lot can chow down on exclusive nuggets like this. That's right, you guessed it. .. Mmmm 'BEACH HUT BONANZA!' This week, we asked our Islanders for their best chat-up lines.

CLIPS: From the Beach Hut…

LAUGHTER: Hope and Grace.

Lucas: The best chat-up line...

Priya: Chat-up line...

Marisol: I don't know a chat-up line. Erm...

Hope: I've never used a chat-up line, ever, in my life.

Noah: I don't use them. I never use chat-up lines, I can't do that.

Grace: Are you from Ireland? Because every time I look at you, my penis be "Dublin". (She laughs.)

Hope: Oh, dear.

Priya: Do you know what, I let them come to me all the time. All boys come to me.

Ibrahim: Er… Yo, beautiful, erm… What's your name? Er... Let me start again, let me start again.

Marisol: People just send me the googly eyes emoji on Instagram.

Lottie: I don't do the chasing. I've never slid into an Insta DM, ever.

Rocco: Hey, sweet ting.

Marisol: People that use chat-up lines have no sauce whatsoever, so they don't care about embarrassing themselves even more, cos they're just a living embarrassment anyway.

Bobby: You've got a nice pair of legs, what time do they open? (BOBBY LAUGHS.)

Rocco: Classics.

Gary: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Lottie: Oh, what is it?

Gary: Enough to break the ice. My name's Gary. Can I have your number or buy you a drink?

Bobby: Oh, fuck, I had one about a phone number. I know one about a phone number I've used before.

Noah: I've got nowt.

Ibrahim: Oh, what is it?

Grace: Have you got any bruises? Cos it must have hurt when you fell from heaven. Oi-oi.

Ibrahim: Can I... Is it can I… Can I get your phone number, cos I've forgot mine? Something like that.

Gary: You have to be witty, you have to be quick.

Ibrahim: Can I use your phone number, cos I forgot mine? Can I use your… What is it?

Lucas: I like ones that lead somewhere.

Ibrahim: (Ibrahim is thinking.) Can you phone my phone, because I forgot my number?

Hope: I lost my number, so can I have yours? (She laughs.)

Hope: Oh, my God, that's so dumb!

Gary: Are your feet tired? And then they say, ‘Why?’ (He laughs.)

Gary: Cos you've been running round my mind all day.

Lottie: Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea.

Marisol: If someone said it to us, I'd walk away.

Henrik: Oh, yeah, if I could rearrange the alphabet…

Gary: I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

Henrik: …I'd put you and I together. Oh, that's the one! (Henrik laughs and claps.)

Priya: (She pats her bum to the camera.) That's worked in the past, and I'm not even joking.

Marisol: The best chat-up line in the world is… ‘Do you want a drink?’ … Yeah, I do.

🎵 LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS 🎵

Iain Stirling: Before we go, here's one last unseen nugget of Bobby giving some classic end-of-the-night nonsense relationship advice.

CLIP: Fire pit after Rocco is eliminated.

Bobby: You never know what this Villa's gonna throw at you.

Marisol: It's a bit of a sticky one still.

Bobby: Sticky ones are sticky ones, but… What are you thinking? Who are you gonna graft next?

Marisol: Iain Stirling. I don't fucking know!

Iain Stirling: I'm flattered, but I'm a taken man. That's it, folks for this week. Thanks for watching! Tune in next week for another edition of… UNSEEN BITS.

#litg #loveislandgame #loveislandthegame #litg s2 #abitofme #litgs2 #loveisland #love island the game

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#submission #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #submitter tags:#i think this is funny #it's like #aw shoe #it makes no sense #like what is it a weird cinderella story #cray-cray-anime post #big mama #end of op tags #for sale: bullhop shoe #danced once #bullhop (episode)#my tag:#i would usually like screenshots in higher quality but the tags made me laugh

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Quick thoughts on camp camp: with friends like these w screenshots (spoilers obviously)

Hhhhhh jfc look at david like too much internet for him

THEY FINALLY CHANGED DOLPH'S LOOK

FUCKING CURSED! BURN IT

Ofc eveyone excited and max just dreading the end of summer camp

Supportive friend david~ to the point he fainted w excitement lol

Gwen's resume 2 things: she freaking has MORE degrees and types at 23 words per minute that's so slow 😂

Max: you have no idea how depressing thta is do you? Dw kid, you'll be happy again at some point

Ughr like being at camp is his only time to be happy! 😭😭😭

Dadvid moment ;-;

max: I left for a few hours and you burnt the camp without me!

Nikki: told you we should've waited!

Neil: nikki, we are going to die!

Max: you gotta try right? Somebody fucking have to

Ughr yesss the call back to s1 finale

Yes the freaking kids chanting pussy for life

#cray-cray-anime post #cc spoilers #camp camp spoilers #cc david #cc max #cc nikki #cc screenshots #camp camp screenshots #camp camp: with friends like these #dadvid #cc: with friends like these #with friends like these #cc neil #cc dolph #cc gwen #cray-cray-anime analysis #?#camp camp #cc

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CFV Prompt Week 2022 will be held October 10th–16th!

The official hashtag for the week will be #cfvweek2022

(More info below the cut!)

We are proud to finally announce the date as well as the prompts for the Cardfight Vanguard Prompt Week 2022!

If you have never participated in a prompt week, let us explain how it works:

Every day is assigned 2 prompts. You can chose what prompt you want to create a contribution for, or even combine them if you want to.

On the day that the prompt is assigned to, post your work on your tumblr blog, using the hashtag #cfvweek2022. Additionally, you can tag this blog if you want to make sure we see it!

During the week, we’ll go through the tag and reblog all posts onto here (feel free to follow so you can see all the content in real time).

Any and all sorts of contributions are welcome. Fanart, fanfictions, edits, memes, playlists, headcanon posts, gifs etc.

Any fanfiction you write can also be posted to AO3. We made a collection called “CFV Prompt Week 2022″ specifically for that!

If you end up missing the date of the prompt, don’t worry! We accept late entries as well.

Please note that this week is specifically for the original CFV, CFV G and the V series reboot (which includes Shinemon and IF). This means no Overdress. Apologies to Overdress lovers, but it’s the former series that we want to keep alive in the present age.

Now, let’s take a closer look at the prompts:

Day 1: Fluff // Favorite Character

Soft moments, gentle smiles, scenes so sweet they make your teeth rot. That’s what Fluff is all about! Create content where the characters are happy and just having fun!

Alternatively:

Make a tribute to your favorite CFV character! Show us why you love them so much.

Day 2: Fantasy AU // Favorite Clan/Deck

Whether it’s an epic fights with dragons, a DnD-inspired magic system or just what’s happening on Planet Cray right now — we want to see our beloved characters in a fantasy setting!

Alternatively:

With 24 Clans to chose from, it might be hard to pick a favorite. Still, we’d love to hear if and why you favor any of them! Is it for the aesthetic, the lore, or just because you like the character that uses it? Or maybe, you even play Vanguard yourself, in which case, let us know what clans/decks you use and why!

Day 3: Role Swap AU // Favorite Card/Unit/Ride

Despite the varied content we received from CFV over the years, most of us will at some point find ourselves wondering: “what if...?” Today’s prompt lets you explore some of these ideas by swapping around the roles characters play in the plot. What if Kai was the one who locked himself away on the moon in Legion Mate? What if Gyze picked a different vessel? What if someone else was the protagonist or villain? How would this end up changing things?

Alternatively:

After years and years of running, the anime and card game have amassed hundreds, if not thousands of different cards. The question now is: which one do you like the best, and why? Is it the cool design, the great effect, the interesting lore? If that’s too hard to answer, you could also think back to the units the characters rode, and tell us who looked the best in their ride’s outfit. ;)

Day 4: Angst // Favorite Season/Episode

Sometimes you go to fiction for wish fulfillment, for happy thoughts, for laughs. Sometimes you go to see your favorite pairing finally realize all the tension they’ve had in canon. But sometimes, you go to see your favorites suffer. This day is dedicated to the last one. Make your faves cry, be unfair to the poor characters, and play the villain for once. We support you.

Alternatively:

The original CFV had 4 seasons and a movie, CFV G had 5 seasons and the CFV V reboot had 2 seasons and 2 spin-offs. This makes 14 pieces of media to chose from for today’s prompt (not to mention all of Mini Van): favorite season! If you want to be extra ambitious, you can also pick a favorite episode in particular (instead).

Day 5: Comedy/Crack // Favorite Pairing (platonic or romantic)

Did yesterday’s entries weigh you down a little bit? No worries, because today is entirely dedicated to funny things. Despite how serious this franchise can get, it’s also plenty ridiculous, and now is the time to showcase that! It’s not good to be too serious, so let’s entertain some of our more out there ideas, and most important, have fun along the way!

Alternatively:

Who doesn‘t love themself a close character relationship? Whether it’s romantic, platonic or familial, the characters have formed all sorts of bonds throughout the show. Now, share what pairing in all of CFV is the most important to you and what you love about them! Also, we’re both multishipper and polyshipper friendly here~

Day 6: Crossover AU // Favorite Match

Even if all of us love CFV, most of us will have a lot of other franchises we love equally as much. So what if you combined some of them together? What sort of chaos might transpire if some CFV characters were transported into a different world and/or met the cast of another anime or game franchise? What shenanigans would other characters get up to in the world of CFV? Time to get creative!

Alternatively:

In all of the years of the anime’s run time, we’ve been treated to some very epic match-ups. After all, just as people duke it out with their fists or magic in other shounen, in CFV they will challenge each other to no less fierce card fights. Whether it’s because of the intensity, plot/character arc significance or unexpected outcome, which of the many cardfights is your personal favorite? What turn made you hold your breath, which “Final Turn” announcement sent chills down your spine, which trigger pulls made you shout out in frustration? Which victory might have even been undeserved in your opinion?

Final Turn: FREE // Favorite Memory

Just like the FREE square in the very middle of a bingo card, this day doesn’t have a dedicated prompt and can be filled with whatever you want to round out the week with! Maybe another take on a previous prompt? Some OC content? Or simply some CFV must have we somehow missed? Whatever it is, let your imagination run wild!

Alternatively:

All of us care deeply about Cardfight Vanguard and its small, but dedicated fandom. That’s why we create this week in the first place. So let’s celebrate our love for this niche show by recounting our favorite memories we made. Is it a scene you love especially? A piece of fanart or fanfiction that touched you deeply? A friend you made? A tournament you played in? Whatever it is, let us know how CFV impacted your life.

We can’t wait to see everyone’s creations!

Don’t forget to use the hashtag #cfvweek2022 when posting your contributions so we can find them easily!!

Additionally, you can tag us if you’d like!

Lots of Love, the mod team

#cardfight!! vanguard #aichi sendou #kai toshiki

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hardwaresysx0 · 10 months

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im going to go on an autism ramble i am WOMBO COMBOING two fixations. JAY FOREMAN. he makes this really neat guitar music with really creative lyrics and shit right. well i kinda made this weirdly specific connection. and he reminds me of sniper from tf2 lowkey. and now i'm just thinking sniper would be kicking ass at like a campfire or something, yknow when people play the guitar around the campfire right. yeah that but anyway what im getting at is. the one issue with this headcanon is that jay foreman is british (or at least i assume he is considering Something Oddly Specific) and sniper is australian so it would be weird to headcanon his voice as jay foreman, plus its not THAT fitting i guess. BUT BUT BUT BUT. i read this fanficton right. it talked about how he never really ended up liking women. gay people ANYWAY uh. hm so theres this one song called "slightly imperfect girl" by mr foreman that could possibly be him before realizing that, its about "if like me, you've been single for a long time, and you're looking for the right person, eventually your standards drop" it's quite a funny song actually you can listen to it here but then later he realized Wait a damn second! IM A GAY ASS you know? also i really think he would play guitar he just REEKS guitar to me. ive also seen people headcanon him as playing saxophone though which could also be fitting but now im just thinking about how in this fanfic ive been brainrotting over GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you know? you know. you do not know. hold on let me open the fanfic and get a screenshot. THE FANFIC IS RUNNING BLIND BY THETRIGGEREDHAPPY BTW. its not fully done yet but ive already reread 5 of the chapters because of how good it is. heres a link to it if you want anyway i just opened it and found this funny screenshot instead of the thing that i was looking for so you're looking at that now. wait nvm its not that funny without context it just looks like some guy getting over the head with a wooden stick. anyway let me find what i was actually looking for HERE IT IS

im going to kms i just deleted like half of my rambles im gonna cry. im gonna kill something im gonna bite you. im gonna bite the reader. but its okay actually because i got really really off track. im kinda tired of typing actually. maybe ill do more later but my brain is too tired to come up with anything more than this NO WAIT I LIED im going to talk about jay foreman now POTATO. potato song. thats one of the ones where once you listen to it after a while it isnt really that funny but its hilarious the first time you hear it. heres the potato song (animated for your viewing pleasure).... it would be more than strange, it would be horrible!/lyr i never thought a song about a potato prime minister would be so entertaining but here we are. AND THERE'S THIS ONE SONG BY JAY FOREMAN. WHERE HE DOES THIS FUCKING AMAZING MOUTH TRUMPET IM STILL SO SURPRISED HOW DID HE DO THAT?! YOU KNOW??? heres that one the lyrics are also really good honestly its soooo clever. one of my favorites of his. if i could do that mouth trumpet i would pull so many bitches..................... but what im getting at is that sniper would probably sing at least SOME of these. sometimes. as a treat. but he doesnt like singing that much so you gotta ask him really nicely and even then he'll be all like SIGHHHHHH or whatever, yeah

the original post where i thought about this i said that the song that he would most likely know is pretend you're happy by jay foreman(obviously its by jay foreman/t) and the reason why is BECAUSE OF THE FANFIC I READ OKAY. it goes into depth kinda about a surprisingly amount of mental illness. but it reminded me of him because of how my view has changed on the character after reading running blind like im putting it in my mouth. i am putting it in my mouth you dont understnad im going cray cray bonkers over this fanfic. i think im gonna look at more potential fanfics from thetriggeredhappy because OOOH MY GOD its not just the characters and story i find interesting its the WRITING like its . THERES A LOT!!! THERES LIKE AT LEAST 35 CHAPTERS IN TOTAL. NO THERES TOTALLY WAY MORE THAN THAT IN TOTAL. with all of the fanfics smooshed together though. not just one. all of them. theres like 4 but one of them is about spy which im not too interested in but its still interesting. why are all of the tf2 fanfics i read so GOOD RIPS MY HAIR OUT AND SCREAMS. theres this one texas toast (idk if its actually a ship but its about the two of them) fanfic i read that im still frothing over i need to reread it because the story is SO FUCKING GOOD and the headcanons are SO FUCKING GOOD AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH let me look for it and see if i can link it. its this and it is SO GOOD i hope it gets updated again because i am like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH about it i am so AHHHHHHHHHHH about these tf2 fanfics it is free brainrot content and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

here is an image of sniper. oh yeah ive actually started sorta maining sniper recently let me get my hours on the game really quick...

i started maining pyro and then i kinda went "hey sniper is loads a fun in casual" so i started playing sniper a lot and now im kinda just vibing with it. medic too but thats because i just. enjoy being a support class?? idk. anyway. a lot of my time is on mvm and i dont know if you can check how long youve played on mvm or not ill look eventually but i dont feel like it right now. anyway im going to stop typing before my fingers start hurting and before my brain runs out of things to ramble about. goodbye

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tabletoptrinketsbyjj · 2 years

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Trinkets, 52: Interesting baubles, semi magical objects and items touched by mystery.

A silver compass with a phrase inscribed on the cover which reads “Never Lost Then Never Found”.

A broken bell that rings with the sound of lost love.

A one-gallon keg painted bright green, with red lettering spelling out the name “Mountain Dew” along the side. The cask is filled with a hard Dwarven vodka with a hint of lime and honeydew.

A three-inch oval of glossy obsidian stone worn smooth by countless years of wear. Inset into its surface are potent necromantic sigils, lined with frost. The stone itself is cold to the touch and unusually heavy for its size.

A foot-long, egg-shaped object made from stitched leather. If thrown properly, the item will spiral during flight, greatly increases its range and accuracy.

A stone statuette of some forgotten deity that produces a low rumbling chant in an unknown tongue when struck by moonlight.

An animated map of an unknown city that appears to be tracking the movements of five specific creatures within the city limits.

A finely made key carved from a single piece of milky-white ivory. It has an ornate filigree handle and traces of a red substance on the handle. PC’s proficient in calligraphy can determine that the scarlet material looks like archival ink as used by the clerics in the local temples.

An obsidian bust of a devilishly handsome, horned archfiend.

An interlocking wooden map made of nine concentric circles that can be rotated around the page like some sort of puzzle.

—Click Here to be directed to the Hotlinks To All Tables post, which provides (As you might have guessed) convenient links to all of the loot and resource tables this blog has.

—Keep reading for 90 more trinkets.

—Note: The previous 10 items are repeated for easier rolling on a d100.

A silver compass with a phrase inscribed on the cover which reads “Never Lost Then Never Found”.

A broken bell that rings with the sound of lost love.

A one-gallon keg painted bright green, with red lettering spelling out the name “Mountain Dew” along the side. The cask is filled with a hard Dwarven vodka with a hint of lime and honeydew.

A foot-long, egg-shaped object made from stitched leather. If thrown properly, the item will spiral during flight, greatly increases its range and accuracy.

A stone statuette of some forgotten deity that produces a low rumbling chant in an unknown tongue when struck by moonlight.

An animated map of an unknown city that appears to be tracking the movements of five specific creatures within the city limits.

An obsidian bust of a devilishly handsome, horned archfiend.

An interlocking wooden map made of nine concentric circles that can be rotated around the page like some sort of puzzle.

A huge scorpion's barb engraved with a single letter in the Random Humanoid Race tongue.

A pair of scrimshaw cufflinks with an image of a fisherman on a boat engraved on them.

A plain-woven wool travel blanket (6ft x 6ft) with an embroidered edging of leaves and vines.

A sealed, one-gallon cask filled with an alcoholic drink known as “Cray's Crazy Cider of Creation”. It tastes of thin rolled oats with skinned golden apples and might be the thickest beverage the drinker has ever had the pleasure of consuming. Upon imbibing, the drinker of Cray’s Crazy Cider of Creation feels calm, a soothing wave caresses their body but they can feel the strange brew changing inside them. 1d6 hours after consuming enough of the cider, the drinker will feel sick and harmlessly regurgitate a Random Trinket. There is enough liquid in the keg for eight creatures to drink enough of it to be magically affected by it.

A fine wooden comb with the name of a noble family carved into it.

A thin quiver for light-weight travel that can hold up to hold up to five arrows. It has leather straps to easily attach to arms, legs or thighs, as well as across the back or waist.

A glossy black stone, with a complex sigil on its surface. It is cold to the touch and anyone who holds it experiences a sense of melancholy.

A wired together skeleton of a small bird with humanoid hands where its wings should be.

A tiny silver butter knife etched with ivy patterns.

A child’s drawing of a house on a hill, with a smiling sun in the sky.

A lacquered oak leaf on a leather strap that can be worn as an eye patch.

The last page of an unknown diary containing only the words “close the door” written in what appears to be blood.

A tear stained love letter written by an an elf, breaking things off with their human lover.

A soap carving of a beautiful Random Humanoid woman.

A bracelet made of three intertwined leather strands with a silver crescent disc in the center. The bearer is always aware of when the moon will rise and fall.

A bronze death mask of a young, noble-looking woman.

A pouch made from the skin of a platinum-furred fox. The pouch's top flap is the beast's head, its tail dangles from the base, and the whole is trimmed with white woolen tassels.

A chess set of onyx and alabaster inset with garnet and paraiba. The black queen is a unicorn and the white queen is a wyvern.

An elaborate dress saddle, made of black and golden leather tooled with linked triskelions and trimmed with golden bells.

A polished ram's horn stoppered with a pewter lid and filled with powdered glass.

A clay jar that contains a brownish-green liquid with the viscosity of syrup. When applied to the bare skin, flesh takes on a thick and warty quality, darkening slightly, and giving off a cinnamon aroma for a few hours.

A carved and crafted armband made from the horn of the shovel horn rhino that dwells in the Hinterlands.

A grisly fetish consisting of the head of a winter wolf. It is meant to be worn as a mask.

A cloak pin shaped like a falcon in flight on a field of gold.

A large metal carafe, engraved with depictions of the peace ceremony it was meant to commemorate. Knowledgeable PC's know that a set of these flagons were crafted in Solanos Mor to commemorate the one-hundredth anniversary of peace between the Solani and Encali dwarves. Since that time, replicas of the original have become a common gift of truce between nations and different factions.

A ram’s horn scrimshawed with images of menageries and gardens. The inside rim of the device is scribed with benedictions to the Goddess of Fertility, asking for the blessing of her bounty.

An ivory pipe capped at either end with grimy bronze fittings. When smoking from this pipe, the grey smoke tendrils form macabre shapes of menacing spirits.

A palm sized, scintillating disk of unknown material.

A wooden chess piece shaped like a dancing satyr wearing a bishop's hat and clutching a gnarled staff.

A thin bottle labelled “Whiskerburp Vodka” that features a drawing of what only could be wispy long whiskers of some unknown animal on it. Bubbly as it could possibly be, the liquor colors the drinker’s sense of taste with a light orchid flavor hinted with clovers. The vodka fizzes up an obscene amount when swallowed. Every shot taken causes the drinker to burp grotesquely, and quite generously, for 30 to 40 seconds. Knowledgeable PC’s are aware that it is a local favorite in the City of Jestero.

A ball-and-cup toy that plays a short, victorious jingle whenever the ball lands in the cup.

A bone coin with a smiling satyr's face on one side and a satyr's skull on the other.

A bracelet made of bird skulls that occasionally caws when not worn.

An ivory bracelet depicting a tribal warrior.

A knot of petrified wood wrapped around a stone that hovers when released.

A mummified Random Humanoid heart that was clearly ripped not cut, from its owner's body.

An aged, yellow parchment covered with sharp, angular runes. Written on this scroll is an arcane spell of Summon Familiar.

A small glass jar that to most, merely looks as if it contains colored sand. A particularly perceptive observer however will see the sand shift, forming itself into a dazzling, miniature vista of a woodland glade.

A marionette, belonging and possessed by a young girl who took a fatal misstep.

A battle wand made from the shattered hilt and jawbone of a defeated hobgoblin warband leader.

A majority of a length of horn, originating from a fiend. Almost imperceptible runes are engraved on the jagged bottom part where it broke off the demon’s head.

A pick-ax with a false bottom at the end of the haft that opens to reveal an old map of a cave system with an “X” marking a remote part of the depths with the words “MINE HERE!” written next to it.

A hard leather case that contains an incense maker’s toolkit. This includes a metal press for forming incense cones, a mortar and pestle, a mixing pan, dozens of bamboo splints for joss sticks, containers of sawdust and coal dust for binding and a half dozen small vial of aromatic oils and fragrant powders.

A rusted, iron incense holder that still smells of pungent herbs.

A pair of pressed flowers, perfectly preserved between a set of smudged journal pages.

A drinking cup with painted fish designs on the inside.

A wooden toy of a cameldrake with carved-on riding tackle.

A petrified wasp's nest, wrapped in fabric like a swaddled baby.

A wolf-like skull with a pair of antlers. The bone is a deep, unnatural grey.

A palm-sized cauldron that continuously emits harmless, white smoke.

A heavy, stone key overgrown with moss. One of the teeth is chipped off.

A leather wallet stamped with the image of a kiln being fired. It contains a full set of certified identification papers denoting that the bearer is a member of the potters and tile-makers guild. The section containing the member's physical description (Height, weight, sex, race, eye, skin and hair color) is completely blank and could be filled in by anyone with half decent handwriting.

A portable metal cooking fire grill perfect for camping.

A dog collar made of the finest leather.

A fist-sized lump of moss that seems to be breathing.

A lollipop that seems to contain a strange ethereal light within.

A one-gallon cask filled with a stout ale known as Luiren's Best. Brewed in Luiren by the Smokardin clan, the heavy beer is jet-black with a thick consistency and a sweet aftertaste.

An onyx charm in the shape of a leopard seal on a leather thong.

A wolf skull lantern that sings a haunting tune every dusk.

An ivory set of leatherworking tools that are particularly well suited to working with blubbery animals such as seals, walruses and whales.

A stuffed cuddly doll of an owlbear.

An extremely detailed page detailing the design of a complex puzzle box. This appears to be only one of several pages within a complete set. Haphazardly scrawled across the design, and partly obscuring the document, is the words: "We were wrong. BE CAUTIOUS".

A single crystal slipper that will fit anyone who tries it on.

A pair of furry balls linked by a silk cord. They relax the bearer slightly when squeezed.

A silver locket that shows the portrait of the person the bearer has the strongest feelings for in the world.

A glass sculpture of a serpent eating a sun.

A tarnished chalice engraved with a prayer asking for the blessings of Random Godly Domain.

A partly melted holy symbol depicting a sun.

A tiny steel anvil. When heated up it displays a love ballad.

A crude map of the local area inscribed on a tattered canvas scroll, that bears an “X” marking an area near where the map was found. There is a list of instructions in the bottom corner of the map: Find the road marker leading south, then go south for 3-4 miles until you find the beach strewn with black seashells. From there, go east for 2-3 miles, until you find the crossroads, then go north-east for 1-2 miles and you'll find the reserve protected by magical wards. ---Note: It is up to the DM whether or not if the instructions can be followed (The “landmarks” might be a code, riddle or simply not exist for example) and if there is anything at the end. The map could easily be a prank, trap, confidence scheme, ambush or the area could already have been stripped of any value by other adventurers.

A bronze coin which lands moon side face up at night and sun side face up in the day.

A leaf that burns up each dusk and regrows every dawn.

A crystal bracelet that shows six different animal faces, changing depending on the mood of the bearer.

A fine tricorn hat. It gives nightmares of its previous owner's demise.

A weightless scabbard decorated with blue and white swirls.

A bronze egg with golden swirls.

A wooden puzzle that depicts a flying copper dragon.

A small wooden sculpture of a sapling.

A clear glass bottle, filled with liquid, sealed with wax and labeled “Carnal, 8:69 Blessed”. It contains an Orlesian liqueur for the daring, or those who wish to seem so. Said to enhance sensation. And at the bottom, an erotically carved peach pit. The design is plain, but the bottler assures that the act of carving was scandalous.

A butterfly’s cocoon contained in a perfect glass box.

A locket covered in burn marks, containing the picture of a Random Humanoid family inside.

A sealed five gallon barrel filled with milled flour of impressive quality.

A tin box with a small, eternally lit ember inside.

A cold-iron nail twisted into the shape of a holy symbol of Random Godly Domain.

A brass pocket watch whose hands won’t stop spinning wildly.

A curiously made coin of magically toughened glass, stamped with obscure ritual imagery and filled with quicksilver, without seams or air bubbles. They are about 20% larger than the size of a standard gold coin, but five times thicker and weighing 5 times as much as a single coin (10 per pound). To a numismatist collector it may be worth anywhere from 30 to 150gp. A PC proficient with alchemist’s tools can determine that it contains 30gp worth of mercury.

A nose to chin mask, which forces the wearer to talk in whispers.

A carved mahogany cigar box.

A pair of large balloon leg pantaloons made of blue velvet and sewn with tiny pearls depicting flamingos in flagrante delicto.

A large, collectible tin container full of antique boiled sweets now prized for their rarity and aged flavor. The flavors are fruit, herb, spice, meat, bone, and blood.

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