#creeps out there

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

#elrond #hugo weaving #gríma wormtongue #brad dourif #éowyn #bard #luke evans #my edits #the onion + the hobbit memes #lotr + the onion headlines #reductress + lotr #reductress + the hobbit #miranda otto #creeps out there

[itskatieclearly]

I feel like Lae’zel is at risk for joining an MLM

#lae'zel #halsin #karlach #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 #fanart #art #digital #probs will see Volo creeping out of the camp with a bunch of pamphlets later #over one thousand #cold open episode title: Shadowheart and Astarion buy a timeshare

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

#lets just say they didnt trust the other batkids to give them dares so this seemed like a safer option #still laughing that when i was clicking a random one for Bruce it came back with grin #like could you imagine all the villains getting creeped out when batman swoops in to stop them and he just has a huge plastered on smile on #or worse the justice league having to sit through a whole meeting with broody batman forcefully smiling the entire time #dick's laughter can be heard in the background the whole time but no one has seen him for a week #batfam #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce Wayne beats the shit out of a Vampire!!! Not Clickbait!!!

SO, after Danny is adopted by the Batfam and they accept his Halfa Status, he gives them all their own special Fenton Deflector Badges that will prevent them from being overshadowed and lets them touch ghosts even while intangible

Of course Vlad finds out that his little Badger got adopted by an entirely separate Billionaire and wants to get revenge.

So one day, while Bruce is walking down the street, Vlad tries to overshadow him. He is hoping that he will be able to destroy Bruce’s public reputation and then sell himself Wayne Enterprises, making himself the richest man in the world and making Danny run to him instead.

What actually happens in that Vlad collides face first with Bruce’s back and is knocked to the ground. Bruce turns around, recognizes Vlad, and starts beating the everloving crap out of him.

And across the street, some people are recording it. It looks like a Looney Toons Sequence, with Bruce and Vlad fighting with a bench concealing their view, Vlad and Bruce appearing above a bench, with Vlad holding bruce in a chokehold before Bruce kicks him in the *redacted* and they both fall out of view again,  Vlad trying to crawl away before Bruce drags him back behind the bench, Bruce standing up just in view above the bench, and then proceeding to deliver an Elbow Drop. Basically every comedic fight element you can think of.

The Video gets posted to Youtube and goes Viral within the day.

Danny has a GIF of Vlad trying to crawl away and getting dragged back as his Screensaver. The GIF if him getting kicked in the *redacted* is his Background.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc #dcu #bat family #batfam #danny is adopted by the bat family #vlad is a creep #bruce beats the shit out of vlad #it's really funny #bruce wayne is a local legend now #bruce wayne beats up a vampire #Everybody is convinced Bruce is a Vampire Hunter #They are concerned for Batman's sake #People think Batman is a Vampire #Maybe that's why Batman never tries to save Bruce Wayne's life? #Cause if he dies he won't get hunted? #Batman is a Vampire conspiracy theories #Wes is all over that one #he knows the truth #but at this point it's just funnier to make fake conspiracies

[dclovesdanny]

DCxDP prompt (TW assumed assault, assumed teenage pregnancy)

Since I don’t see enough Teen Dad Danny + deaged Ellie misunderstandings, here’s another prompt.

Danny is Bruce’s biological kid(through a one night stand or he was adopted by the fenton’s you decide) and once Bruce found out, he immediately started researching his son. Then, he found a picture of his son with a little girl that was the spitting image of him. The caption said ‘Ellie’s first day of daycare! I love my little gremlin and can’t imagine life without her.’ Another picture was his son at a pride parade, with both a bisexual pin and a trans pin.

With the information presented, Bruce comes to the following conclusion: His son gave birth to a baby girl, and due his son’s age, the lack of legal records on Ellie, and how scarce his medical records were, he concludes his son must have been assaulted, and given birth at home, without any help. The lack of records indicate that he was neglected often by the Fentons.

When Bruce finally meets Danny and takes him home, he is understandably skittish. Bruce didn’t fully understand the hesitance and why he was originally called a fruitloop, until the gala. Until Masters had the gall to touch Danny without consent, until he overheard the conversation about child support for Ellie. Then he understood. And he wasn’t going to allow this monster around his son.

#dc x dp #danny phantom #funny #bad parents fentons #misunderstanding #danielle #they think danielle is a kid #they think Vlad is a creep #which he is but not like that #Bruce will punch this man #once the others find out #Vlad is a goner

[linterteatime]

Like a deer caught in headlights

#deltarune #utdr #noelle holiday #fanart #my art #This drawing is so different in vibe to the others I make lmao #but it was fun to make! #Tho it did make me slightly uncomfy for a bit while I was making it #because of the lighting and background I think #probably creeped me out a little so that's funny #also please tell me if i need to put a tw or cw on this one because dunno man im not sure #im not implying her getting run over just being frozen out of fear lmao

[ministarfruit]

day 20: chose violence ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #danganronpa #kirumugi #shirotojo #tsumugi shirogane #kirumi tojo #salak: toujou kirumi #canistel: shirogane tsumugi #toxic yuri arc idfk #bros that execution still gives me the creeps #you can hear her scream. like. bro #anyway what if you made the perfect soulless servant out of a real person #and then tormented then disposed of her like a doll. and you were both girls

[nerdpoe]

So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #new headcanon that the people from Amity are so liminal that they're unnaturally pretty #and it freaks people out #Paulina became a model that doesn't get the short end of the stick #because every single modeling agency is too terrified of her to try to cheat her #val ended up working as vlad's secretary and is set to inherit his business #and the business world is absolutely terrified of both of them #dash is the prettiest cop in gotham #he's also the scariest #the longer you stand next to him the more creeped out you get but you don't understand WHY #unnaturally beautiful amity parkers #and the actual fae are getting really confused #because they'll see an amity parker in the wild #and think it's one of their own for a second #but it isn't #that's something new #something dangerous #and it's staring right at them

[field-s-of-flowers]

I think it’s very important that Abigail Pent is a little bit strange and off-putting. Like yes, she’s the oldest non-lyctor necromancer on cast and she’s a maternal figure and she generally makes smart decisions, but also! She’s a spirit magician! She knows everything there is to know about ghosts! She makes overly intense eye contact! She got so caught up in her research she forgot her own anniversary! She’s definitely the best-adjusted compared to the other necros and yeah she looks pretty normal but as soon as she opens her mouth you’re like “oh she’s not all there is she.” I fully believe she clocked Cytherea on some level at the dinner party but she was too distracted telling her about her research to really think about it. And most importantly I think Magnus Quinn is the normalest guy you will ever meet and he loves his weird weird wife with his whole entire heart and soul

#soph’s posts #the locked tomb #Soph reads the locked tomb #Abigail pent #lady Abigail pent #Magnus quinn #I also think if Gideon had gotten to spend more time with Abigail herself she would’ve been creeped the fuck out #Same with the rest of the cavs tbh. Camilla and Naberius specifically

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man! #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not? #i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

[seizethenightagain2]

Brian Justin Crum Appreciation Post 💜

Handsome and Hairy Chested American 🇺🇸 Singer best know for competing in 2016’s Season of Americas Got Talent, Finishing in Fourth Place 💜

An out and proud gay man 🏳️‍🌈 with a fabulous voice best displayed when he performed a superb cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” 💜💜

Brian continues to write and perform his music aging like a fine wine 🍷💜

Plus… how cute is that smile? 😊 💜

#brian justin crum #bjc #singer #american singer #americas got talent #songwriter #out and proud #gay man #handsome #hairy #inked up #hairy stud #gay interest #gay icons #gay #gay activism #very hairy #hairy belly #radiohead creep #nose piercing #pierced #men with beards #men with tattoos #guys with beards #tattoos #cute smile #appreciation post

[segretecose]

"i am 15% scandinavian 18% french 3% eastern europea-" okay well i will kill 100% of you

#even if you removed the whole evil corporation/data harvesting aspect from ancestry tests #the way people's immediate response is racial essentialism is.......... mh #are you guys not creeped the fuck out by these things. or at the very least weirded out #and that is not to say that there absolutely isn't a 'healthy' way to interact with them #- again removing the whole dna data collection aspect from the convo - #but it does seem to me that the overwhelming majority turns to this weird essentialism bit which makes me barf #but it seems to be weirdly acceptable/accepted behavior

[will-bonna]

i think millipedes would be fun in hollow knight

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#my art #hollow knight #hk #hk fanart #hk deepnest #critter #be nice to him he’s a bit creeped out by his arms too #millipede #creature #creepy #the amount of times i’ve giggled over how gross but silly he looks is uncountable #ok goodnight #mimimimimi

[petricorah]

just found out clip studio has a fish eye lens thing

#im cackling #“how do you know whats good for me?!!!?!??!” #THATS MY OPIONNNNN #notmyart #delete later #ok the first one is starting to creep me out #stop staring

[hedgehog-moss]

u are genuinely one of my favorite blogs i love ur posts so much they feel so nice and peaceful :)

Thank you! <3

I'm offering you this rare star alignment (of sleeping llamas) I saw out of my window the other day, it will bring you good luck in all endeavours:

#ask #i waited 5min to see if Pirlouit would deign to align #and then he looked up and saw me spying from the barely open window and he looked creeped out (ears like \__l ) and trotted away

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.

#Bakugo #UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck #but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it #and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest #meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss???? #and knows he gained weight and is kinda… nervous u hate it #and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him #and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new #and all you can do is like whisper #‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’ #‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’ #and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week #gen #shii posts