Aight, what's AGS + Zack and Cloud
specialty dish?
Like, the dish they're cook the best
Sephiroth: He can hunt his food, prepare and char cook it over an open flame. His cooking is limited to what he learned during SOLDIER training.
Genesis: Everyone assumes Genesis can't cook, and he loves to prove them wrong by preparing them a delectable salmon meunière, banora white apple pie for desert, and then getting them drunk with his mixing skills.
Angeal: His pot roast is indecent but he rarely ever makes it anymore because every time he does, his friends fight over the last piece and it results in an ugly fight.
Cloud: His mom's Nibel stew recipe. Every time someone asks him what's in it, Cloud smiles cryptically and says "just eat the stew"
Scares people constantly.
Zack: He puts pickles, chips, marshmallow, bacon and hot sauce between two pieces of bread and thinks it's art.
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My roommate was playing Reunion, and thinking I had come up with a brilliant thought exercise I asked them:
If there was a Muppets adaptation of Crisis Core (following the rule that every character is played by a member of the Muppets crew with the exception of one, whose actor is an actual human being), who would the token human be?
At the time, it did not occur to me that there was a correct answer to this question. That was before my roommate turned to me and very confidentially replied,
"Everyone is a Muppet except for Genesis, who is played by Gackt."
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Plz we need more Gen and Seph at the grocery store now 😭😭
Sephiroth and Genesis at the Grocery Store
Credit goes to @soldiersocialmedia for the concept
*Genesis has his back turned while he's looking at imported pâté*
*Sephiroth comes happily walking toward their shopping cart with his arms full of different types of pasta and an entire sheet cake*
Genesis: Put it back, Sephiroth.
*Sephiroth begrudgingly walks away again*
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*Genesis is trying to pick out a jar of tomato sauce*
*Suddenly he hears a loud crash. He turns and Sephiroth is guiltily standing over a broken jar of olives*
Genesis:
Sephiroth:
Genesis:
Sephiroth: Honestly, I don't know why they allow glass containers easily within reach of children.
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*They're in the produce section and Genesis is picking out onions*
Genesis: Sephiroth, be a dear and grab the apples for me.
Sephiroth: Okay.
*One minute later Genesis hears a crash and the sound of a hundred apples rolling on the floor. He sighs and turns around, where Sephiroth has ruined the apple display*
Sephiroth: I don't understand why they make this so complicated.
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*Genesis is standing in line at the butcher counter. Behind him is a father with a little boy avidly playing phone games*
Genesis: Say, does that work in keeping kids busy?
Man: Aww, why? Is your little one giving you trouble?
*A soccer ball launches through the air like a missile and hits Genesis in the head, knocking him over*
Sephiroth: Genesis! They have a toy aisle!
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*Genesis is busy choosing some wine. Everything is peaceful, quiet, calm....almost....too calm...*
*He turns around and Sephiroth is nowhere to be found*
Genesis: Aww crap!
*A voice comes on over the store announcement speakers*
"Attention shoppers, can Mr. Genesis Rhapsodos come to the front of the store? Your child was found lost in the frozen foods aisle."
*Genesis rushes to the front of the store. Sephiroth is waiting on a bench with his arms crossed looking sour*
Genesis: Why did you run off??
Sephiroth: You're a terrible parent.
Genesis: EH!?
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