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sergeantwoods · 3 months
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ghost : why don't emo kids like high fives?
soap : why?
ghost : 'cause they're always left hanging.
soap : nice.
soap : I made a website for orphans. it doesn't have a home page.
ghost : haha.
ghost : why'd my dad go to jail?
soap : why?
ghost : beats me.
soap : simon --
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thebad-lydrawn-sanses · 3 months
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Dust, dear, may I ask the question of HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???? OR, OR, HOW DO YOU SEE, SPEAK, BREATH, HEAR, EAT- HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES YOUR HEAD?????????
(Also, how does your hood take the shape of your head? There's nothing there. Does it just, float???)
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Dust: uh huh, it's terrified plenty of people who had the audacity to aim at my head. Dust: (Ink beat them to it, ha. haha.) Dust: (…ha.) Dust: (that wasn't very funny.) Dust: plus, my body is a manifestation of my SOUL, not the other way around. it hurts but i can deal with it Dusts's shirt: bone hurting juice
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badboy101 · 8 months
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Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience
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sharmisthaaaaa · 1 month
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sometimes all i wanna do is -
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justsomepeter · 3 months
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Ooooo Jerry 😭😭😭😂
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cocobabyluv · 6 months
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nerdyblazeavenue · 4 months
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ROFL with Our Collection of Hilarious Meme Content: Relatable Memes & Dark Jokes! | Best Dank Memes
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serbianazula · 2 months
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IM SORRY YALL I NEEDED TO😔
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murakamijeva-muza · 5 months
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“What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' … Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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lanaknowsitried0 · 6 months
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sarcasticjoey · 4 months
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#funny #dark #memes
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I'm so funny inside my head that I sometimes laugh out loud while sitting by myself all alone in my room
Or are y'all sane?
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thebad-lydrawn-sanses · 2 months
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I ABSOLUTELY ♡ THE CONCEPT OF EMO REAPER
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Reaper: oh, i hope you like this look. i put plenty of blood, sweat, and tears into it Reaper: hehehe
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badboy101 · 8 months
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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
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tastefullyoffensive · 2 years
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Well…That Was Unexpectedly Dark (23 Pics)
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