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sulphuryasecretcloset · 18 days

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You are a hero to me

(I blame this entirely on @phrenic-a and their glorious writer-baiting. It was meant to be one genre, but of course Zev can't make anything easy for me....)

“Ex… Uhm, excuse me? Miss?” A tiny voice says, dragging Zev’sonya out of the conversation she’s currently having with Mose about whether they should bother securing more supplies or not before heading back to the ship and away from this awfully crowded marked. She looks to her left and down, towards the source of the sound, and is both baffled and displeased to find a green, little twi’lek girl standing there and staring at her with big eyes.

“What?” Zev’sonya snaps. Why isn’t anyone looking after this girl? She can’t be more than six or seven years old? She shouldn’t be hassling dangerous strangers who could snatch her up and sell her to slavers. Her guardians deserve a punch in the mouth.

“Are you…” The girl’s gaze slides over and takes in the sight of Mose towering behind Zev’sonya.

Her eyes grow even larger and Zev’sonya reluctantly braces for the inevitable shriek of horror while silently swearing she is indeed going to punch whomever is responsible for letting this little girl wander off.

“Y-you are!” The girl declares and shifts her attention back to Zev’sonya, but with absolute delight all over her face instead of fear. “You’re Zev’sonya Lee Lewna!”

Zev’sonya blinks. She can feel Mose’s confusion as strong as her own. Putting on her gruffest face, she scans the little girl and sees (and feels) nothing out of the ordinary. She’s dressed nicely, but not like a rich kid, is skinny but not malnourished, and has a large, yellow cuddle-toy hanging from her right hand instead her holding any weapon. “How do you know my name, kid?”

The girl leans to the side and outright grins. “And you’re Mose!”

Zev’sonya looks back at him, but he just meets her gaze with his equivalent of raising an eyebrow and underlines it with a faint shrug. No help to be had there. Great. Zev’sonya turns back to the girl and puts on her stern face again. “Listen, kid, I don’t know what you want from me, but you shouldn’t be wandering around on your own.”

“I’m not.” The girl says, then points with her free hand. “They’re right over there.”

‘They’ must be her family and ‘they’ are a twi’lek man and two other little twi’lek girls. The man, clearly someone in Zev’sonya’s trade of shady business, is busy negotiating with a seller and has no idea what is happening beyond that, but the two girls next to him are clutching their own cuddle toys and are staring wide-eyed at their sister talking to strangers. The girl on the left is hugging a raggedy looking human doll while the girl on the right is squeezing a falleen doll tight.

“I told them we might meet you one day! This is so awesome!” The little run-away declares with raw glee.

Zev’sonya shakes her head and scoffs. Not only does this little shrimp know her and Mose’s names, which is weird enough by itself, but she actually wanted to meet them? Is she crazy? “Why?”

“Because…” Now the girl finally lowers her gaze for a moment, suddenly a little shy, but it doesn’t last for long. She flicks her dark eyes up again and now they are beaming with awe. “I wanna grow up and be just like you one day!”

Zev’sonya feels like the kid just slapped her face. Yeah, must be crazy. She considers backing up in case it is contagious. Maybe it is brain-rot? Must be something serious, definitely. “What?”

“The Pyle heist! The Julita caper! The Aand sting! The Silver holdup!” The girl blurts out, increasingly excited. “They were all you.” A sharp gulp of breath is all she has time for before rambling on. “My dad goes away for work a lot of the time, but he always comes back with stories about you. When I was little, I didn’t think a twi’lek girl could be captain of a crew, but he said I was wrong and that’s when he told me about Zev’sonya Lee Lewna. The Pirate Queen! And Mose, her best friend and second in command!”

That’s when Zev’sonya notices that the stuffed doll the girl is holding on to is not something she’s seen for sale at any marked she’s been to. It is a home-made creation; a yellow hutt with brown stripes and big eyes. It is quite raggedy from being brought along to wherever this kid goes. For some reason, the sight of the clear replica of Mose makes Zev’sonya’s heart clench.

“All my sisters do is talk about meeting a prince and getting married and living in his castle, but they also claim that there are no nice hutts, so you know they’re stupidheads. I don’t wanna marry a prince, I wanna be a pirate, like you.” The girl declares with gusto. She swings her doll forward and holds it up for her to see. “I only have Hose right now. But one day I’ll run into a hutt who is nice, like Mose, and they will be on my crew and we’ll go on adventures all over the Galaxy..”

Zev’sonya has no idea what to say to that. Her brain is spinning at how unreal the situation is.

Lowering the toy, the girl tilts her head and studies the blaster hanging by Zev’sonya’s hip before she scans the blades strapped to her thighs. “My dad won’t let me shoot one yet, but I’m really good with my slingshot.”

“That’s… nice.” Zev’sonya awkwardly mumbles. She hears a quiet rumble of amusement from behind her and Mose is clearly handling this better than she is. But that’s because he’s nice and she isn’t! She’s no role-model. She’s a result of a cruel Galaxy. This kid shouldn’t-

“Is it true you even have a human on your crew now?” The little fiend seems far more shocked by this than Zev’sonya travelling around with a hutt by her side.

“Ye-es….” Zev’sonya replies, not sure why she is giving her answers instead of directions back to her family or spraying her with water to make her go away. How does she know about Leo too?!

“Hey, would you mind…” The girl starts, digging into her own pocket for something that she pulls up with a triumphant look on her face. “Signing this?”

The shocks keeps on coming today because Zev’sonya finds herself looking at the unrolling of a wanted poster of her and Mose. It’s an old one. Three or four years ago? That is really not a flattering picture of her. Yikes. Does she really look like that? She's never leaving the ship again.

Mose chortles from behind her.

Ok, this must be some kind of weird dream. Has to be. This can’t be real. No way.

When all Zev’sonya does is stare, the girl gives the poster a brief, suggestive shake.

“Sure.” Mose says, reaching by Zev’sonya and taking the poster to sign it.

Zev’sonya half-turns to stare at him with no small amount of disbelief that only grows when she sees the smile he’s trying in vain to fight off. He’s far too amused by this. Once he’s scribbled down his letters on the holo-surface, he hands it to her with an expectant look on his face.

Scowling, Zev’sonya hesitates for only half a second before signing it and turning to hand it back to the girl. “Here.”

“Thank you!” She says, beaming even more brightly despite how it shouldn’t be possible.

“Sure.” Zev’sonya clears her throat. “Now, go back to your father and don’t wander off again. Okay?”

“Okay.” The girl declares with zero hesitation and endless cheerfulness. “But when I get a little older, can I come work for you? Mom says I should focus on my dancing or singing, but that’s boring, so can I? Pretty please? Can I?”

Trying hard to ignore the long, rumbling chuckle she hears from Mose, Zev’sonya crosses her arms. “Give it ten to fifteen years, if you still feel the same, sure.” She doubts she’ll see this kid again, but there is still something about her that prods Zev’sonya to say the next words. “Just remember, being a twi’lek doesn’t mean you have to sing and dance. You do what you want to do with your life. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Even your mother. You can be whatever you put your mind to.”

Despite how it shouldn’t be possible, the girl’s face grow even brighter with happiness. “I’m going to be just like you!”

Wait, no t-that is not what she meant, absolutely not, but the girl takes off running towards her father and sisters before Zev’sonya can correct her. Then, after the cretin is reunited with her sisters, pointing towards her and Mose and clearly bragging, Zev’sonya spins around to leave in a hurry as their father finally catches on to something happening behind him and turns to investigate. Time to get back to the ship.

Mose is still chuckling when she stalks by him.

“Shut up.” Zev’sonya growls. Her face burns.

Mose outrights laughs.

“I will stab you in the eye!” She threatens, in vain as it has no effect whatsoever.

Back at the ship, Nohr is waiting by the open ramp. The nikto is standing guard and seems very ready for them to leave. He’s the impatient one on the crew. “We good to go?”

“We’re leaving.” Zev’sonya declares as she marches into the ship with Mose right behind her. “Now.”

The ramp starts closing behind them and Zev’sonya knows she should head up to the cockpit and have Bea’tah initiate take-off right away, but on the way she has to walk by the door to her quarters and she can’t help the way her gaze lingers on it.

“Lorda.” Mose says, now all quiet and gentle, stopping by the door. “I’ll head up. You go in.”

Zev’sonya pauses and glares at him.

Mose nods. His eyes are too mild. “You are the captain, Lorda. I know. You decide.” He’s indulging her bad temper and they both know it. “But I can handle the ship and you should check up on him.”

Hesitating, Zev’sonya is torn between her usual dislike of being told what to do and the fact that she actually wants to go inside that room. What happened earlier had left her with a knot in her belly, and now that twi’lek kid has made her head a mess too…

“Go.” Mose encourages. “I got this.”

She does not doubt that for a second. She trusts him without a shadow of a doubt and because of that, she can allow herself to be weak this one time. Zev’sonya exhales and gives in. “Fine.”

Mose nods again, relieved. “Good.” He shuffles by her. “It’s a seventeen hour journey to our next stop, remember? You might as well get some rest while you’re in there.”

“Mind my ship, not my business.” Zev’sonya snipes, uncomfortable. Mose is always looking out for her despite how she’s supposed to keep him safe. A captain watches over her crew, not the other way around. Mose never seems to get that into his head.

“Yes, Lorda.” He replies with ease, clearly not intending to heed her words at all. And people call her the stubborn one?

Stepping inside the room, Zev’sonya leans back against the door and pauses for a bit to take in the sight that greets her.

Lying on his back, arms by his sides, Leo is still fast asleep on the bed. As expected. As he should be. This morning’s attack had come out of nowhere and for several seconds that had felt like years, Zev’sonya had been convinced that the medicine had suddenly stopped working and that he would die in front of her. She had not felt so afraid and helpless since Mose was poisoned.

Taking a deep breath, Zev’sonya pushes herself away from the door and walks over to sit down next to Leo. He looks pale, but peaceful. No fear. Nothing like during the incident. He’s breathing deep and slow. She takes his hand in hers and forces herself to smile. “You’re going to be so angry when you hear you missed out on meeting someone as crazy as you.” His hand is warm and the contact feels reassuring so she places her other hand over his. “This twi’lek kid, she came right up to me and Mose and started talking to us. No sense of self-preservation.” Zev’sonya breathes a faint laugh of reluctant admiration. “No brain.” She shakes her head, weirdly… flattered? “You would have liked her. She said…”

- I wanna grow up and be just like you one day!

While Zev’sonya knows she’s anything but a role model, the idea that a twi’lek girl might break free from the booth others want to put her in, or even give a deserving hutt a chance because she heard stories about Zev’sonya and Mose, it is dangerously uplifting. And though the girl has horrible taste in heroes and the odds stacked high against her even before she starts her journey, Zev’sonya hopes she makes it. She really hopes she makes it.

Hmm, Leo is going to be a dreadful nightmare when he hears about this. (He won’t hear it from her but Mose is definitely going to tell him. Those two love to conspire against her.) His old nickname is going to be used a lot. “She said something crazy.” Zev’sonya says, easing down to lie next to the sleeping Leo. Everything in her wants to curl up close, wrap herself around him, place her head on his chest and listen to him breathe, but she only allows herself to hold on to his hand. It’s not much, but it’s more than what she’s allowed herself in the past. “You’re going to love it.”

The ship gently shudders as they take off and head towards the stars. Technically it is barely mid-day where they are right now, but the standard time teller tells Zev’sonya the ship will swap to night-mode soon and she realizes Mose must have known as he told her to get some rest. The different time zones between parsecs, even between some planets, can leave a traveller severely sleep deprived if one is not careful and that could get you killed in Zev’sonya’s line of work.

Fine. Sleep it is. For purely practical reasons.

Zev’sonya absently runs her index finger back and forth over Leo’s warm hand as she quietly starts listing up names of people she’s never met, except for one. Even if she’d been ignorant of Hauroko’s fate, Zev’sonya would have known it is souls Leo has lost from the grief she feels radiating from him every evening when he speaks their names. She suspects it is his way of keeping them alive in memory at least and as he won’t be able to tonight, Zev’sonya will keep them alive for him.

Zev’sonya Lee Lewna is not a hero. She’s not even a good person. But she is curled up next to one.

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amuhav · 1 year

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2, 3, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 25, 26 for TAYUIN.

What does your OCs handwriting look like?

What architectural or design aesthetic would best suit them?

The Winchester Mystery House, where he can run and hide from the consequences of all of his actions. listen I get one troll answer okay this has been a JOB.

What character from myth or fairytale best represents them?

Kai; The Snow Queen. Not so much Kai's role in the story as what the splinters of the mirror do to him. Originally an innocent young boy, when the splinters become lodged in his heart and eye, his heart begins to freeze, and he can no longer see beauty in the world, with most things now appearing ugly to him, only seeing the worst in people. He becomes cruel and aggressive, destroys the things people love to hurt them, and mockingly imitates people to make others laugh. Much of this is to the people closest to him, those who genuinely care about him.

I think Tay tends to see the world in a very similar way, even more so himself. He considers the world to be cruel, a breaker of fragile things, so he tries to make himself unbreakable, and to break things (and occasionally people) first before they can get to him.

If your OC were to imagine their idyllic life (realistically or otherwise) what would it be like?

This feels spoilery LOL, so I'll only answer the way Tay thinks he wants his life to be, though even then, there are once again ~layers~.

On the very tiptop surface, Tay almost wants what his people assumed he was born to be; to be special, unique, celebrated as something never seen before amongst his kind, with powers that set him above the rest. To be put on a pedestal and revered. But even he knows it's too late for that. Even if he gained that, it doesn't undo the ways he was shunned for most of his life before, and it would ring hollow and meaningless.

Underneath that, he'd settle for just being "ordinary", at least amongst the Eladrin. To only have a connection to one of his birth seasons (probably winter, if he had the chance to choose), to fit in and just be a "normal" prince with the powers he should have had to start with. To have his family treat him as equal, to not be a burden, to be able to do his duties as a royal, to join the Frostguard, as expected of a winter Prince of Arbor'sai.

Deeper than that, though? What Tayuin would really want? Well. That's a ~secret~

What piece of moody poetry or novel quote best encompasses your character?

"He said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there."

– Terry Pratchett, Wee Free Men

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"There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do dreams and hearts."

– Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things

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"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."

– Josephine Harper, Damage

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"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places."

– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

Who is your muse's muse? (What or whom inspires/drives them?)

Himself. No, literally. He doesn't think well enough of anyone else to be "inspired". I suppose, at most, he took on aspects of a few of his family members he saw as useful (the pride and indifference of Eth, the easy charm of Ailos etc), but I wouldn't call that "inspired by". And his main drive is just... survival, with perhaps some glimpses of fun and gratification along the way.

What is their character theme song and why? If it has lyrics, which line best fits them?

"I won't hold on like someone who believes it." Persona Non Grata - Whale Bones

I mean, I was very tempted to quote the entire song, to be quite honest. Especially the first verse and the chorus. The meaning behind the song is just so damn applicable to Tayuin. He's done putting his trust in people, of being used while it's convenient, of being discarded for not being what they wanted him to be. But I think that line in particular really is where Tay is at right now, because, most of all, he's done holding on to the belief they'll change, or that anyone else won't just do exactly the same if given the chance.

Is your character bilingual or multilingual? Which language are they most comfortable in or prefer using? How did they come to learn them?

Multilingual. Tayuin's mother tongue is a highly differentiated form of Fae specific to the isolationist Eladrin, but as a royal, there were certain expectations regarding his education. He had to obviously learn the common tongue, fae and high elven, but also most "higher" languages as well, anything spoken by nobles of races the Eladrin might ever need diplomatic talks with (rare, because again, v isolationist, but still). It's one of the subjects Tay excelled in, as it required a certain amount of social mimicking, and as someone who was always observing others to uncover ways to fit in, it came naturally to him.

Whilst Eladrin Fae is obviously what comes most naturally to him, he's spent enough time moving through the world that common is his default. He is fluent and comfortable enough to pass as a native speaker in most languages he can speak, though. However, as the secluded Eladrin are probably not up to date on the more obscure languages or more specialised dialects, he'd probably sound archaic or overly formal in any of those.

Do they have an accent? How do they or others think of it?

Following the last question, no. Tay has always taken great care to also sound like a native speaker in anything he speaks.

What is a common misconception about your OC? (Alternatively, what do people assume about them which is either incorrect or misconstrued?)

It depends on which layer of Tayuin the person has access to. Surface layer Tay is, for example, what the public following the trials get to see, as well as the average person he met in his journeys since leaving the Faelyn Wilds. He's sweet, innocent, if a little cheeky. All charming smiles and a heart of gold. Even seemingly naïve at times, the cute little lost boy with the big blue eyes, how could you ever suspect him?

Then there's what most of the other contestants probably all see by now, nothing more than a scheming little brat that would do anything to get ahead. And, in a lot of ways, they're not exactly wrong. But it's still not really him; it's just another layer, another defence, another wall to protect himself.

What sort of role do they take on in relationships, either familial, romantic or platonic. i.e. are they a defender, protector, nurturer, etc.

Currently, Tayuin sees nearly every form of relationship as transactional. "I give something, I get something, and if I do it right, I get more than I give" kind of mentality. So almost every relationship is based on that at its root. His familial relationships are the only ones that aren't/weren't, as he always sought nurturing yet obtained little. Depending on the family member, he received cold distance, pity, or even torment instead. Not sure what you call that "role" lol. Victim? (⚆_⚆;)

"Romantic" relationships currently do not exist to Tay. Any, uh... (⚆_⚆;) dalliance so far has also been very transactional, either figuratively or, uh, literally, lol. Any real romantic relationship would have to be very special to break him out of that thinking, but if it did... I think Tay desperately wants to feel safe, or at least cared for, to belong. But for someone to ever become that important to him? I could see him becoming extremely protective in return. So... Protector and Protected?

What is one thing that they only let those closest to them see?

Vulnerability. And even then, you're gonna have to get reeeeeal close for him to let you see it willingly.

If they were to lose the person closest to them, how would they mourn them and how would they handle their grief?

why does this question exist

Depends. Tay doesn't generally let people close enough to care. For someone to become that special that it would affect him? He'd probably see it as further evidence of his old view being correct, that the world is cruel and against him, entrenching him back into that mindset. And he'd be even more sure never to let himself be so vulnerable as to let it happen to him again. ಥ_ಥ

#ask my characters #lazysunjade #OC Asks: Tayuin Eth'salin #holy FUCK this is SO LONG JADE #I'm not even sorry most of these are sad AF #it's what you DESERVE #dat song tho #literally first time I heard it I was like oh this is fuckin Tay #spotify random recommends do be doing good sometimes #anyway no thoughts left #only pain #enjoy and suffer #LAYERS #onions have layers. FAERIES HAVE ~LAYERS~

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vogelmeister · 11 months

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when edsilia rombley said “nederland” i felt that

#Such a good song tho #when she said ‘dat het lot bestaat’ i agreed #hits my brain correctly #hemel en aarde #edsilia rombley

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june-again · 2 years

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boyfriend <3

#his voice is so nice #hello what did i use that tag for #OH NELL #makes sense #nah i mean the boyfie tho #he has hot voice acting potential #honestly #OTL #june shines #talking to the june #like i cannot explain how comforting it is just to talk about anything #to him #and hear him #and #he #you know? yes #wonderful wonderful man #side note but when is jin releasing dat song because im thinkin abt it now #edit: OH SHIT HOLY SHIT

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six-of-ravens · 5 months

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a couple months ago on their twitch stream the No Dogs in Space hosts were talking about their "calm down songs" and I couldn't figure out if I had one for ages bc my brain is a demon. but seriously, I don't know what the fuck it is about this song, but Heroin by the Velvet Underground grabs my brain by the scruff of its neck like a misbehaving cat. I can feel my thoughts stop. it's insane.

#dat violin tho #seriously its just a song about how much lou reed loves heroin WHY DOES IT DO THIS?

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bloodypeachblog · 1 year

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The Tumblr Yandere Quintet (Peter, Sunny Day Jack, John Doe, Damon, and Alan Orion) - my personal headcanons SFW + NSFW

(TW: blood, knives, death, cannibalism, anything associated with yanderes will most likely be here, so you've been warned)

A/N: btw they coexist in the same universe here. Like, let's say they all live together in a house with Y/N. Why? Because I can. Also this is all F!Reader, so yeah.

~♡~Peter~♡~

• He is shy boi when it comes to you. He acts confident, but underneath he is lowkey panicking.

• But towards others, he is brat. Just, burns and roasts up the wazoo. It's like the person flips the switch and activates his bitch mode.

• he loves playing video games, anything that seem interesting to him. He loves Dead by Daylight and his favorite role is the killer.

• True Crime Aficionado. He listens to podcasts, watches documentaries and movies and YouTube videos, he knows serial killers' stories like the back of his hand.

• he can cook and bake pretty well. He's not Gordon Ramsay levels of good, but he very rarely makes a bad dish. He likes to make food for you and watch your reactions to it.

• as a boyfriend, he is such a hopeless romantic. Roses, poems, serenades (he's not confident in his singing voice, so he plays songs that say whatever he's feeling and sends you the youtube link to listen to them, or just blaring them on the radio outside your window), the whole shebang. Of course, he's not obnoxious about it. Just enough to make you swoon.

• You guys know that old famous photo of a soldier kissing his girlfriend after WW2? Yeah, Peter loves doing that to you.

• pet names for you: Darling, Honey, Baby, Princess, Angel. Basic stuff.

♡NSFW♡

• he likes to nibble on your ear. He loves your reactions to it.

• guy is a straight-up pervert. He'd grope you when you're alone and make dirty jokes. You'd blush tomato red each time.

• angel on the streets, devil in the sheets. More like incubus in the sheets. He will find ways to make you moan his name.

• WHAT DAT TONGUE DO THO? OH LAWD Seriously, when he eats you out, you swear you can feel the very tip of his tongue brush against your cervix.

• favorite positions are missionary, mating press, and doggy style. But he likes oral too, both sides. He loves feeling your warm mouth taking in his cock, he struggles not to cum right then and there. He loves your taste, he can't get enough of it.

•some nights he can be gentle, other nights he'll fuck you into the dirt.

• his cock is about 5.6 inches, good thickness. Not the dick of the gods, but still something to brag about. Very pretty, too.

• Knifeplay? On you, depends on if you're into it or not. On him, FUCK YEAH. He fantasizes about you using a knife to write your name on his chest. Getting cut gives him the biggest hard-on, he'd be already dripping pre-cum. And if you lick the cuts? Oh, this man will cum immediately.

• Anal? Hell yeah. If you're okay with it, of course.

~~~~~

~♡~Damon~♡~

• He's more chill and laid back. Also he's emo. Because I said so.

• He likes listening to music. He likes any genre, but he tends to leans towards emo bands, stuff from Lapfox Trax, and metal. But you play a country song, he will destroy the radio or debate on murdering the artist.

• He wears his puffy coat almost 24/7. I say almost because he can't wear it in the shower. He loves to share it with you, the whole two person in one coat thing couples do.

• he's a cuddle bug, but won't admit it. If you tease him about it, he'll deny it and blush.

• he acts like a kuudere to others, if not annoyed. But when with you, he's so sweet. He'd give you his umbrella if it's raining and you didn't have one.

• Dude can cook, if you can call preparing instant ramen in the microwave 'cooking'.

• This guy loves meat and chewing on bones, so I bet he is also a secret cannibal, but only eats his victims. Gotta get rid of the bodies somehow! He has Peter help with preparing and cooking the meat, but Damon never says where he got it. Peter knows, though, but he don't really care.

• pet names for you: Babe, Sweetie, Lovely

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• Favorite positions are you on top, and the position where you're on your stomach and he has your arm behind your back.

• He is SO loving and gentle most of the time. He just wants to make sure you're getting enough. You will cum many times before he even finishes.

• but once in a while, expect to be sore in the morning, some bruises here and there from how much he grips you.

• master of seduction right here. He will whisper in your ear the sweetest yet dirtiest stuff, maybe some erotica limerick/sonnet he found online. His voice is so smooth it makes your core tingle just by hearing it.

• his dick is pretty average, but it's not a bad thing. It gets the job done just fine and you're not complaining.

• he does have a bondage fetish. He loves to tie you to the bed and on special occasions, like your birthday, he'll tie himself up and let you do whatever you want.

• Anal? Nah. Unless you beg for it.

• dude loves meat, so... he has a dolcett fetish. (Don't know what it is? ...eh google it, I'm not your mom. But don't say I didn't warn you.) He never acts on it really [he may eat people, but he doesn't get off to it because he feels like he'd be cheating on you], but his phone and laptop has a folder with hundreds of pics/videos of dolcett porn. Sort of a guily pleasure fetish, emphasis on the pleasure.

~~~~~

~♡~Alan~♡~

• He is such a good boi. Sweetest boi in the world. Pure sugar cookie.

• he is the outdoorsy guy, hunting, fishing, camping, all that stuff. Dude lives in the woods.

• he's the one who brings home fish or game for dinner. Preps it himself in the garage. Expect to find some deer or birds hanging from the ceiling.

• he's a pro at bonfires. Knows all the different ways to burn wood.

• Cooking? He prefers to grill or cook over a fire. He sometimes indulges in Damon's choice of meats, but no one ever tells him what it is. So don't tell him. It'd break the guy...

• he is such a sweetheart. Asking if you're feeling ok, if you need any help with anything, just so considerate. Heavy follower of PDA.

• unashamed cuddler. When you two go camping, he has you in the same sleeping bag as him.

• HUGE astrology and astronomy nerd. He will talk your ear off about the star constellations and tell you your horoscope of the day and if you are compatible with him or anyone else in the group.

• pet names: Doe-Eyes, darling, honey, dear, love

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• he's more on the gentler side of things. Perfect candidate for your first time. He will comfort you if it hurts and praise you so much.

• favorite positions are where he can look at you splayed out and writhing in pleasure. Mostly missionary.

• man is a pussy eater. On bad days, he gives you puppy dog eyes and asks to eat you out. With those eyes, you can't help but say yes.

• he likes to nibble and bite. Favorite place to bite is your thighs. He can leave marks, but never breaks skin. If he does, he'll stop and patch you up.

• his cock is the smallest in the group, but not in general. It's pretty average, nothing to complain about. He's a grower, not a shower. You secretly find his cock (both erect and flaccid) adorable, but you never say that to his face.

• does he do anal? Only if you ask him to, but even then, he's hesitant. He will make sure you're prepped well.

~~~~~

~♡~Jack~♡~

• the ray of sunshine in the group. Always trying to cheer people up.

• he loves to give hugs any time, any day, any where

• he is such an 80s retro nerd. He has a collection of games and movies from that era. Favorite movies are The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Favorite arcade game is Dragon's Lair or Pac-Man.

• definitely the fashionista of the group. He loves to create outfits for you to wear, making sure the colors compliment each other. He does this for the other guys too, but some are not sure how to feel about it.

• dude is the kind of guy who would wear a nun's halloween outfit as his costume for reals and awaken some people while wearing it. He makes any outfit sexy.

• Cooking? He prefers to bake. Champion at breakfasts. Favorite thing to make is blueberry pancakes.

• Himbo. Just. Pure grade-A himbo.

♡NSFW♡

• bruh, this man will be cheery and bubbly during the day, total daddy at night. Holy shit.

• he will show you that you are his and only his. He's only sharing you with the other guys just to make you happy.

• man's got a body like Adonis. He's got a chest where he got man tiddies.

• his cock? HOLY FUCK. He's the biggest out of the group and he has to force his way inside you sometimes (this is canon, I swear, I've seen that clip). It is downright BEAUTIFUL. You swear, he is some sort of god.

• his favorite positions are 1) where you're both on your sides, him behind you, lifting your leg so he can plow you while kissing your neck and whispering sweet nothings and dirty shit in your ear. And 2) that position where you're on your belly and he is behind you, raising your ass to him and he has your arm pinned behind your back.

• he is definitely heavy on the praise. He sees you as a goddess. Expect him to make you cum multiple times before he even gets inside you, just to make sure you're putty in his hands and ready for him.

• does he do anal? Fuck yeah he does. But he's very careful about it and only does it when you say it's ok.

~~~~~

~♡John♡~

• and then there's John.

• he's just a crack baby.

• sorry, John Doe stans. I just couldn't get that much on this guy.

• he's essentially the pet dog of the group. But it's fine, he's into that.

• he's pretty much a feral animal.

• is fueled by energy drinks and Doritos.

• he LOVES when Damon feeds him the special meat he's collected. He gobbles that shit up.

• dude snuggles you like a puppy. He can be cute and sweet when he wants to, don't get me wrong here. Puppies are always sweet and cute.

• hates baths. Y/N has to chain him to the tub in order to bathe him.

• usually stays in his room. He plays Call of Duty with Peter and loves to watch zombie movies. Favorite movie is Cannibal Holocaust and City of the Living Dead. Ruggero Deodato, Lucio Fulci, and George A Romero are his idols.

• Cooking? No idea how. Anything already prepared is perfect for him.

♡NSFW♡

• you into werewolf quality sex? John's your guy.

• expect tons of nail marks and bites all over you once you're done.

• man will make you bleed.

• some nights, the guys will hear you yell "CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!" from your bedroom.

• he will almost eat you alive, he's that feral.

• Does he do anal? Duh.

• favorite position is you up against the wall.

~~~~~

Yandere Quintet Dynamics

Peter & John Doe: Gaming buddies

Jack & Alan: Big bro (Jack), little bro (Alan)

Peter and Damon: Constant dick-measuring (metaphorically, of course) at first, but now partners in crime (oh they'll double-team ya). They like discussing true crime stuff, enough to where they have a podcast.

Damon & John Doe: Man (Damon) using dog (John Doe) to hide evidence.

Jack & Peter: total nerd buddies. Trivia night is horrible with them.

Jack & John Doe: kid being terrified of dogs (Jack), rabid dog (John Doe)

Alan & Peter: another big bro (Peter), little bro (Alan) dynamic.

Alan & John Doe: hunter (Alan) and his hunting dog (John Doe)

Jack & Damon: guy (Damon) is annoyed by the other guy (Jack), but secretly enjoys his company.

Damon & Alan: same deal as Damon and Jack, but Damon will kill anyone trying to hurt or be mean to Alan.

~~~~~

Aaaaand that's all she wrote! Hope you enjoyed this feast!

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kirby-toons · 7 months

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here r some tyler opinions i have js cus :3

• pigs is crazy overlooked. it isn't the best song, but it is so stomach turning and brutal and i thinn it perfectly reflects who sam is and shouldn't be as put down as it is

• who dat boy isn't as good as people hype it up to be. it's a good hype song but the rapping from both asap and tyler is js sorta meh. music videos fire tho

• garden shed needs more love. it gets attention, but it's so overlooked because of see you again, and garden shed is too good of a song for that. the instrumental and the vocals, and then tyler rapping about his sexuality in the end is so good.

• bastard isn't *that* bad musically wise. yeah the topics are like. gross. however the instrumentals to most of his songs and the flow he's able to rap with is not bad at all for his first album.

um yeah i might do more of these i js gotta go 2 school :3

#bastard #goblin #wolf #cherry bomb #flower boy #igor #cmiygl #tyler the creator #odd future #ofwgkta

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horneybeach1 · 2 years

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s3/4 Robby keene x reader headcannons plz!

Headcannons for datting robby keene

Au-I hope you enjoy this! plz ignore any spelling/grammar errors.

he would be so protective

not in a toxic way tho

but would kill any guy that flirts with you

watching films together cuddling on the sofa

especially disney films

you cannot tell me this man won’t belt out let it go while watching frozen

he makes you laugh a lot when this happens

it usually ends in the film being discarded 👀

meeting all his katate friends

hating kyler

but he loves you

Robby puts him in his place tho 😊

bonding with Tory

ur best friends now<3

you both hate Sam for what she did, and shes really chill to hang out with

cheering him on at the all valley, whether your on the side or in the crowd

this man loves it

it’s his daddy issues

and his mummy issues …need i say more

✨emotional trauma✨

he will cry, so you gotta be gentle with him

him sleeping at your house when he doesn’t want to go home

you have some of his clothes and a toothbrush for him at your house

when he gets out of juive he’s so clingy

like will not let you shower alone, shop alone.

he’s just everywhere

that you are of course

his love language is deffo physical affection, with a bit of acts of service

he LOVES IT when your cuddling and you play with his hair

like he will die on the spot

practicing karate moves in bed

no matter whether he’s sub or dom, he has a MAJOR praise kink

he loves it when you tell him he’s doing good

again daddy and mummy issues

baking with him

get ready to loose a lot of flour

cuz most of it is on you two when he decides to throw it at you

and you throw it back

and now your having a massive flour fight

this man would do anything for you

and he reminds you of this

good morning and goodnight texts

sometimes you’ll wake up to a paragraph of him declaring his love for you

it makes your heart swell

he tells you he loves you A LOT

you guys have a song

and whenever it plays, no matter where you are, he’ll pick you up and start dancing with you

unless its at karate

or in the car, but in the car he’ll serenade you :)

i hope you liked them!

#robby keene x reader #robby x reader #cobra kai #cobra kai fanfic #cobra kai x reader #tory nichols #tory x reader

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brandnewhuman · 2 years

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Aw geez the anon asking about boob faceplanting and tiddie squishing got me on my slasher tiddie bullshit again. How do the Sinclair boys react to reader SUCKING their tiddies? 👀

SLASHER X READER SUCKING ON THE SLASHY MILKERS

CONTENT:

Thomas Hewitt - Bo Sinclair - Vincent Sinclair - Michael Myers - Asa Emory

Tw: NSFW, sfw, canon violence, Asa, Michael, reader being horny on main, mature language MINORS DO NOT FUCKIN INTERACT ISTG.

A/N: you ask i shall deliver. Smh, you all asking to make a whore out of me like this.. it's horny o'clock so let's get down to business. And since I'm at it, here's the song I listened to while writing this atrocity. Also is my first time writing something smutty so if it's bad that's why. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A WHORE I ONLY THINK LIKE ONE OKAY? I hope you enjoy it nonetheless

THOMAS HEWITT:

I- I have to say it. I would have to think about it

not because I wouldn't want to -god If I want to-

HAVE YOU ALL SEE THE SIZE OF THIS MAN?!

but as they say, save a horse right?

It all started with the audacity of Thomas laying on the bed, bared tiddies in plain sight

Poor boy was dying from the heat and since he didn't had any other chores for the rest of the day he just decided to take a quick nap without his shirt to relax a little bit

Little did he know that he was not going to get his nap

As soon as you saw HIS WHOLE BADOONKAS EXPOSED LIKE THAT, IT WAS ON FUCKING SIGHT

you, to be fair, went only to faceplant yourself on them and just die there.

Could've been mistaken by a hug if you act stupid enough

Thomas did not acted stupid enough

Big boy here GASPED. He was like "EXCUSE YOU?! YOU FOUL GREMLIN"

His brain however went from a to b really fucking fast as you kept plating wet and soft kisses all over his chest and on the most sensitive areas

cue the awkward boner alert you felt against you

Now you're the one flabbergasted and he's just waiting for god to come and kill him right from the embarrassment

That's until he gets like "you know what? This is your fault, you're gonna fix it"

He was just trying to have a peaceful nap and you have to come and act like that

Gotta put some sense in you somehow

Buckle up cause he's not going to have any fucking chill. He's gonna put his whole thomasussy in fucking you so hard you won't remember what's your name

And if you try to make noise he's having none of it and it's covering your mouth with his big ass hand

Even as he's like destroying your soul from inside you KEEP SQUEEZING DAT TIDDIE CAUSE GIVING UP IS FOR THE WEAK

The more you squeeze the more harder he goes so..yeah do what you wish with this information

Overall 10000/10

You couldn't walk right for like three days but worthy

BO SINCLAIR:

It takes place from the last request so if you want more context go read that

So you just planted your face on this manwhore chest right

And he shamefully asked you to do nasty things if you really liked it so much

What he doesn't expect is for you to be as unhinged and shameless as he is

When you just straight up start to unbutton his shirt to take it off he's like: :0

Not going to stop you tho, keep going y/n be horny do crime

This man weakness are chest kisses, he will crumble as soon as he feels soft lips brushing against his bare skin and your breath tickling sending shivers down his spine and making his breath slightly tremble as he sighs biting down a groan of pleasure~

He's gonna fold when you start to leave small hickies as you suck ON THOSE BIG OL MANBOOBS

Needless to say that whatever he was going to do now has to wait until he has finished with you

If you look at him you may, unlike with Thomas, think "I can take it"

No, no you can't.

You're not making love, not even fuckin..YOU'RE GETTING BRUTALLY RAILED

Once again oh to be destroyed by Bo's dick

Moral of the story, sucking on tiddies always ends up with sex

VINCENT SINCLAIR:

Same as Bo if you want more context go READ IT

Now…vinny, baby

You didn't have enough uh, you got to go and keep going with your foul behaviour towards his vinny milkers??

He tried, as the gentleman he is, to distance himself and leave to the bathroom so you didn't have to feel nor acknowledge what effect you were having on him

You, on the other hand, very disrespectfully holded closer starting to slide your hands down his chest

You reach to the hem of his shirt, went under it and slowly started to creep your hands all the way back to his pecs

Only this time it was full on skin to skin contact

he just- he can't hold it anymore and a soft moan escapes his mouth

You grin like the awful gremlin you are and slowly start to rise up his shirt until you completely take it off

His chest is raising up and down with shaky breaths and his muscles twitch as your fingers brush against them

And then, you did it. You just went straigh for the badoonkas

After that everything in Vincent's mind went downhill

You just ruined him so why don't go all in?

He took off the mask and watched you in the eyes without a trace of shyness

Oh boy, you have fucked up.

Vincent has let you suck on his chest so now you gotta repay the favour

You know what he wants so you just brush your lips against his chest again and leave a trail of kisses as you lower yourself to kneel

OH TO SUCK ON VINNY'S D-

If i dont go to heaven its you all fault. FOUL, ALL OF YOU. including me.

ASA EMORY:

If there's someone's tiddies that should be sucked are Asa's

This man has cake, tits and is TALL TOO? PICK A FUCKING STRUGLE EMORY

But jokes aside, you have to be either really horny or really brave to do that with Asa.

I would not be out there risking my life for some men tits

I lied, I would be risking it. One chance is all i ask mr collector

For the sake of making things easy you have never been a victim. You're just his lover

Congrafuckinlations

Asa sleeps shirtless cause he moves around so much that having a shirt on is just uncomfortable

He was just reading something, you were resting your head on his chest as he mindlessly played with your hair

You thought that maybe if you were subtle enough he wouldn't noticed what you were doing

You started to a small kiss on the softest part of his chest and when his hand didn't stop playing with your hand you kept going

One kiss led to another and then the small kissies turned into you getting on top of him and just starting to plant more confident and warm kisses all over his skin

Book long forgotten already his full attention was on you now

He's like caressing your thighs with his fingertips and looking at you with that look i-

When you start to smirk against his skin and then proceed to suck he just loses it

Now, I know you all knew this was coming.

He's going to obliterate your soul from the inside.

He flips positions so you're now laying on your stomach, caged under him.

Bro is going to be FUCKIN MENACE

im talking about ripping away your clothes, pushing your face against the pillow as he thrust against you and biting your back

You really thought he was gonna let you sucking on his chest slide like that?

WRONG

Will you be able to walk after? No. Will you do it again? Yes.

MICHAEL MYERS:

Once again, are you really that horny? Do you really want tits that much?

I can picture him that as soon as you try he's already he's holding you against the wall by the throat, choking the life out of you

I feel like I'm getting repetitive with all the fucking you up thing so lets spice things up shall we?

Since you thought it would be sooooo funny to try to assault THE Michael Myers tits, THE SHAPE OF HADDONFIELD badoonkas, THE BOOGEYMAN daddy milkers he's gonna show you what's good

No Myers dick for you, sorry.

So, he's holding you against the wall by throat right? He's gonna now hold you higher until your feets don't touch the ground

He tilts his head watching as you fight for the privilege that is breathing

Michael is smiling like the fucking bitch he is under that mask

IF SOME OF YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I LIKE BULLYING HIM YOU WOULD BE CORRECT. I WANT TO BOTH FIGHT AND FUCK THIS MAN IN THAT EXACT ORDER

He slips a hand inside your pants without breaking the eye contact

You can feel how calloused and rough are his hands as his long fingers start to play with you painfully slow

He's gonna tease you until he knows you're about to cum and then he just lets you go, letting you fall butt first against the ground and walks away.

When i tell you he has no remorse in being that FUCKIN HORRIBLE

and if you try to finish anything he will know and the punishment will be even worse

He comes back hours later as if nothing has happen and if you pout or try to get all pissy about what he has done he will do it again

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wannaseewhatshangin · 1 year

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Dallas when he first saw yo fine ass 🤭🥰🫶

PLEASE 💀 so you work at the DX with soda and Steve

LMFAO…boy literally-…boy literally thought he died.

“👁️🫦👁️”like..bitin his lip and shit ahh 😌 “hey dally whatcha starin at?”

“Nothinguhhh”

Is still head over heels 3 days after he saw you.

It’s cute…but…

Boy is literally asking soda to take him to the DX EVERYDAY.

“Bruh get in the car, you might as well live at the DX”

“………🫢…can I?” “💀no tf”

“Bro fr tho I’m hungry I just want to get a snack” “I can get it for you what you want?”

“Nooo-uhhh I wanna do ittuhhh” (it’s the whining like a 5 yr old fo me 💀”

You WILL catch him checking you out.

And when you do catch him he is like

LMFAO 😭💀

And when the guys tease him about you he is like this

AHH 💀💀

I FUCKING can’t

Look now…he has a starin problem? No

Your just beautiful….And dat ass is PHAT (😭forgive me I had to)

He will LITERALLY push away any other broads just for you.

Two but be like “..wtf is up whichu” “wdym?”

“…..you just blew off that babe that was a WILLING participant”

“I know..” “oohhhh this is about y/nnn”

“Shut upuhhh”

You got him like 😩

Lmaoooo

Boy literally got you flowers and put them on your doorstep and DIPPED like mf RAN.

And he didn’t even STEAL them this time.. mf BOUGHT them 😭💀

He thinks about you ALL THE TIME.

“Guys he’s blushing again” *waves hand in front of his face and mf don’t even blink*

“Aww he thinking about y/nnn” boy only comes out of his trance when he hears your name. “Y/n is coming over?!”

Sodapop is like “no 💀”

“Well tell her to come over dummy” “…damn you down bad fo her “

“…shut upppuhh 😫”

You do end up coming over duh.

“Hey dally there’s your boo thang” “soda…shut up”

If you sit next to him he will literally die..in a good way.

The rest of the boys trying to call him out in front of you.

“You are always blushing around her” “no I’m not pfff tf”

*blushes AGAIN*

When he asks you to be his girlfriend omggg.

Boy literally made a little blanket fort in his room. (BTW you are NEVER too old for forts…if you think that your age determines weather or not you can make a fort…RESPECTFULLY get off of earth. Love ya)

Cuddles ALL THE WAY 🤭🤭

Got him like “🤭🤭🤭😩😩🥵😩😫😫😍😍😍😊☺️🤗🤗🤗”

So cute.

OMGGG 🤭

He is LITERALLY head over heels

Y’all know that song head over heels by tears for fears?

That. That right there is the song.

Yk…THAT song

He literally will punch someone just for breathing in your direction.

Lady’s man yk what I’m sayin?

AH SO FUCKING CUTE 😩🤭😭😭

MF KISSES ALL THE TIME I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!!

Keep in mind that this is DALLAS WINSTON we are talking about. He’s still gonna do that “what? Man I ain’t goin soft” shit.

Yes he is. But he still a bad bitch doe 💀🤭

Has his hand on your ass during cuddles. Kisses, LITERALLY just hangin out.

With consent tho.

Chile anyway so…ahem..yeah that’s Dallas for ya. 💀😭

#dallas winston headcanons #dallas winston x reader #sodapop headcanons #80s #80s movies #ponyboy headcanons #ponyboy x reader #ponyboy curtis #sodapop x reader #the outsiders sodapop #outsiders headcanons #outsiders #outsiders fanfic #two bit headcanons #johnny cade headcanons #headcanons

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hermitcraft-playlists · 1 year

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i am back with a vengeance (more songs)

impulse: harder better faster stronger by daft punk, pascualita by the derevolutions

tango: goodtek by ebimayo, loose the goose by lucas pittman, topsy at the top by martin landstrom, maelstrom by tut tut child

pearl: doo dat wah by jules gaia, i look to you by miami horror, you can't dance to dreams by windom earle

scar: agua de beber by the derevolutions, bad connection by the derevolutions, bad king kong by the derevolutions, get 'em up by the derevolutions, push it back by the derevolutions, quality control by the derevolutions, running from the sun by the derevolutions, weird girl by the derevolutions, my trains by lemon demon

bdubs: it's a derevolution baby by the derevolutions (song not album), the problem with you by the derevolutions

cub: automate your soul by the derevolutions

doc: better day by planet booty

false: creatures of the night by the derevolutions

grian: linger longer by cosmo sheldrake, little soldiers by the crane wives, sleeping giants by the crane wives, beyond by daft punk, back it up (bad king kong) by the derevolutions, bad king kong by the derevolutions, my earth life by the derevolutions, revive it by the derevolutions, running from the sun by the derevolutions, weird girl by the derevolutions, far away by red vox

hypno: memories lie by red vox

jevin: moshi by pegboard nerds

joe: weird girl by the derevolutions, hope for the flowers by rich aucoin, the other by rich aucoin, walls by rich aucoin, lay your head down and dream by sean hills

keralis: dancing queen by abba, icq by twrp

mumbo: my earth life by the derevolutions

ren: treat my body right by planet booty

stress: pumpkin pie by the derevolutions, push it back by the derevolutions, otherside by lena raine

beef: safe and sound by capital cities, order and progress by the derevolutions

wels: living in the not world by the derevolutions

xb: about a girl by the derevolutions

xisuma: beyond by daft punk, invader by dance with the dead, animate your life by the derevolutions, parisian eyes by the hylozoists, champion zone by lord phobos, legendary space knight by lord phobos, the device pt. 1 by twrp, the device pt. 2 by twrp, time to shine by twrp

zedaph: get 'em up by the derevolutions, blue zones by the fly guy five, everyday lightning by planet booty

cleo: death by misery by the derevolutions, weird girl by the derevolutions, don't be on with her by miami horror, hope for the flowers by rich aucoin, undead pt. 1 - estrangement by rich aucoin, undead pt. 2 - reconciliation by rich aucoin, food bar by twrp

Oh my god it's been so long since we had a suggestion list like this!! Thank you for all these suggestions, they have all been added to their respective playlists, though I won't link them all here because woag thatd be a lotta links. There's a page for it if you're on desktop tho! if you're on mobile you can search Hermitcraft Playlists on spotify and you should find em :)

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