#definite maybe

[newsiegirlscout]

So, we've all heard of the mysterious pink goo condiment (warnings in the cited post for emetophobia), which seems....far from safe or professional. (Please don't send dairy in the mail, send anything meant to be a commercial sauce without a seal, buy any food without an expiration date, or non shelf-stable things by mail, and just personally, I would buy something made in a home kitchen from someone you don't know at your own risk?)

But there are a few misinterpreted things which have been going around:

--The "444 servings" was theorized to be an angel number, but it was confirmed to be a typo--the bottle is 444 grams

--The chef didn't intentionally describe it as a "mystery", she just didn't have the exact words to more accurately describe the flavor profile which is sort of a red flag in a chef but okay

--Somebody tried to recreate it and found that some of the nutrition facts discrepancy probably comes from store-bought mayonnaise

In short? Yes, this product is incredibly sketchy; but some of the information going around is disproven rumors.

#pink sauce #please. do not buy dairy-based food with a 'mystery flavor' in the mail--that is not smart #fun fact: using store bought ingredients is fine actually but please be up front about that bc that means there's also egg in there #also like I would just straight up not buy food from the house of somebody you don't know #small businesses are METICULOUS about cleaning. big businesses moreso. home kitchens #definite maybe

[awkwardbros]

No chemistry this semester.

#awkward guys #bad photography #awkward #funny pics #that happened #life is strange #comedy #boyfriend #first playthrough #pool boy #first date #new job #bad chemistry #funny edit #first time #definite maybe #no but yes #weird #bmoc #no chemistry

[process-pending]

Me arguing with myself over what should happen next in a fic

Me: Definitely time for some angst

Logic & Reason: You just had a fist fight scuffle in the previous chapter

Me: But this one was really fluffy

L&R: ...

Me: The next one can also try to start fluffy. I'll open and end with fluff

L&R: Start and end you say?

#i think im winning the argument #maybe #definite maybe #fic writing

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

#art #positivity #described images #image description in alt #i'm like 80% sure that's a lynx but i've never seen one irl #i'm going to weld this meme into my brain as i start crochet #maybe i have seen a lynx at the zoo actually. but that's beside the point and i haven't been to a zoo in years (sad!) #the zoos in my state are actually from what i understand VERY high-end and VERY good with their animals #which definitely makes me more willing to support them <3 #i have been informed this is not a lynx btw #IN MY DEFENSE they look similar #thank GD tumblr unlike twitter lets you edit alt text. staff was real af for that (rare compliment i have for staff)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

tips on refrigerator ownership for the mentally ill

1.) letting food go bad does NOT make you a Bad Person.

2.) it is okay to throw out only one thing at a time. even especially if there are a lot of expired things in there.

3.) give yourself permission to throw out tupperware once in a while.

#mental health #adhd #mental illness #notes to self #idk if anyone else will find this helpful or relatable lmaoo i don’t know if these are universal or common problems…. #like maybe most people don’t develop a guilt complex about their tupperware. #but i definitely did. so

[plumadesatada]

just remembered a fic on AO3 (or more likely LJ because it had that distinct late 00's experimental vibe) that appeared double-spaced oddly, in that some paragraphs would be spaced normally and others would have double or even triple spaces in between. it was about one half of the otp getting over the other's death (or coma, can't remember which), so all the comments were about how poignant the use of visual spacing was as a means to convey all the emotional holes in the character's life.

and then the author replied like... *giggle* guys it's NOT double spaced. try selecting the whole text

and we were all like "no WAY"

but we selected the text, and yes!!!

the "holes" in the story? they were actually lines and actions from the dead/coma character's ghost, rendered invisible to the eye by the simple trick of coloring the text the exact same as the background, revealed by nothing more than a click and a drag of the mouse

a story about the profound loneliness of losing your the partner of your life and having to make do without them, without anything to fill the holes they'd left behind, suddenly became a story about the profound helplessness of seeing someone you love suffer from your absence while you are right there, unable to do anything about it, unable to communicate that you love them enough to suffer unseen and unheard with them, just to keep them company they'll never know about

it was then that I truly realized how *superior* the digital medium is to plain printed paper, how the medium and the format can add to a story.

I think about that fic about once a year. I wish I could find it again

EDIT: FOUND IT!!!! UPDATE HERE

#probable fandoms for it (that I was in at that time): naruto Hikaru no go deathnote maybe? #definitely not Harry Potter or BBC merlin. I can't recall what else I was into back in 2008-2009 #God I miss those Fandom days. everyone was doing such NEAT things both coding and writing wise #fanfic #pretty sure it was LJ #UPDATE: IT WAS LJ AND THE FIC IS BBC SHERLOCK 🤮 #but still worth reading

[itsdefinitely]

TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???

i dabble

#sanders sides #remus sanders #janus sanders #id in alt text #definitely art #(patton voice) now what did we learn #sigh. don't rewatch selfishness v selflessness + the redux and working through intrusive thoughts first thing in the morning #i couldnt find a good reference for their bottom halves and i didnt want to spend too long looking for one. so i improvised #i designed a more flashy cane for janus i just didn't want to draw it. maybe he was focused more on mobility than style. who knows #i didn't want to shade this. or like. put too much effort into this because it was a warmup #so if you see imperfections. n. nuh uh. no you don't

[egophiliac]

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks! #fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out) #also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side. #he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head. #anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER. #100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him. #lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father. #lilia: #lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along. #(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him) #i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there. #and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

[noodlebox-bird]

the gang innocently murders lavi

thank u @metiredlr for the insp ✨

#noodle doodle #dgm #d.gray man #dgrayman #d gray man #dgm art #allen walker #lenalee lee #yu kanda #yuu kanda #lavi bookman #lavi #yeah i’m bullying lavi again what of it #if we’re being fr tho allen knows #lenalee maybe knows #kanda probably doesn’t know #kanda thinks he’s giving 100% correct information #he doesnt know what oregano is he only eats soba #lenalee internal monologue: hmmm no I definitely know what origami and oregano are…

[chloesimaginationthings]

more teen game Michael ?????

Maybe sometime! I’d love to draw this lil guy more

#ask reply #drawing more teen Michael could be fun #maybe stuff around Michael’s backstory and his upbringing #and him with his family #those could be fun comics to do sometime! #I definitely want to do more fnaf game specific comics with pre scooped Michael #so we’ll see 🙏🏾 #I’m glad yall like his design btw! 💜

[nerdpoe]

Ghost Puberty

Danny already went through Puberty once, as a human.

But now that he's been a half ghost for thirteen years, he gets to experience

✨Ghost Puberty✨

It includes;

Fangs!

Glowing Freckles!

Claws!

Uncontrollable bouts of Floating!

Eyes glowing at weird times!

Odd, unconventional Cravings! Like raw meat!

Voice cracking!

And of course; all of these things presenting themselves while he's in his human form at odd times!

So Danny, 27 and fresh on the Bludhaven Police Force, is caught by his new partner as he desperately grips onto his desk to stop himself from floating into the ceiling, legs loops around the leg of a chair already four inches off the ground.

He stares at his partner.

His partner stares back.

"...So anyways, I was thinking we could go over these new forms, they're in the department file labeled 'suggestion'," his partner, Dick Grayson, says, casually leaning on Danny's shoulders and forcing the chair onto the ground.

They stare at useless forms on the computer until Danny's able to control it, and afterwards Dick takes him out for milkshakes.

Dick thinks he's a new meta.

Danny's too embarrassed to admit it's just puberty.

@simplestoryteller

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #ghost puberty au #dick just covering for his new partner #in various weird ways #the department thinks they're fucking #they actually aren't #dick “hey so i met this superhero guy called superman maybe he can give you some pointers” grayson #danny “oh wow thats so weird haha nah i'm good i'm definitely not floating uncontrollably right now” fenton

[ruporas]

being a little petty (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #petty vash moment - i think he deserves the chance to be petty... and he's kind of a petty person to me in some circumstances mfgksmgk #DEFINITELY to wolfwood i'd imagine... because they're petty to each other in exchange for not speaking about their Feelings or sorting #things out verbally. it's just how they communicate. not outlandish fights - or ignoring each other completely - but just little petty ways #that ends up getting solved anyway. i imagine it always tends to be wolfwood who “solves” it while vash doesn't necessarily “solve” it #he just ignores it? or accepts it as is? like broods for a day maybe in unnoticeable to anyone but ww kind of way but #returns to a normal attitude the next day while ww is like ??? fuck this guy - before ultimately just accepting it as is because he doesn't #/want/ to be mad at vash. i also dont think ww is someone who can be mad for super long... unlike vash who's had anger for like 150 years #ruporas art

[voiddaisy]

jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)

#dcu #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #batman #bat family #jason todd is so silly #he is also psycho #it’s okay he died and came back to life #he has a reason to be psycho #i love jason todd #he needs a hug #maybe not a hug #he needs therapy #imagine him being the grammar police with tim in their dms #tim would be so annoyed #but jason definitely thinks it’s funny

[alexassanart]

favourite scenes from pacific rim 3 💙

#please don't look at me i spent WAY too much time on these...... #also really hoping i don't accidentally give anyone false hope since tragically pacrim 3 only exists in my head #you can definitely tell which scenes were drawn first lmao #because it started as just a fun exercise before spiraling out of control #anyway. enjoy i guess. don't look too closely #maybe you'll even be able to extract my post-uprising-fic-tropes-greatest-hits plot from these #pacific rim #newton geiszler #hermann gottlieb #newmann #my art #fanart

[bittwitchy]

abigail and sams reactions when you start dating seb!!! no his family do not give a shit lol

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #sdv spoilers #1.6 spoilers #1.6 update #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv 1.6 #i love the implication that seb told sam and sam immediately told everyone tho #rly kind of sad robin at least didnt have a reaction #i'd understand maru to a point #i definitely understand demetrius #i do NOT understand ROBIN not having a reaction #maybe i just dont have it yet tho but all she talked abt was dem setting the house on fire #even tho its raining #bc of course he did #1k

[demonzoro]

WANTED: GRAND LINE'S HOTTEST ROGUES AND RUNWAYS

i had this thought of a fashion/news editorial that rivaled the anticipation of the wanted posters that came with the news coos named WANTED. sort of a tongue-in-cheek thing to navy-controlled news. this volume with sanji is inspired by al parker's art!

you can find prints of this here!

[ID: Sanji from waist-up in a dark red suit, black shirt, and pink tie - he's holding a black and gold lighter in his right hand, a lit cigarette perched loosely between his lips. His face is in profile, showing a dangling pearl earring in his left ear. His right arm leans against the bottom right corner, as if propping himself up. The flat red of his suit blends with the background - in contrast, his rendered face and hands pop from the composition. END ID.]

white varation + blank version under the cut:

#sanji #one piece #ONEPIECE #opfanart #blackleg sanji #// #usersaint #userart #RAHHHHH IT FELT SO GOOD TO MAKE THIS #FIRST PROPER PIECE AFTER GRUELING CLIENT WORK... #unfortunately i can't offer prints w the magazine type #bc i used some fonts that are. erm. not licensed for dat #but maybe i'll make an alt version w free fonts! #we'll see... #definitely want to do more of these ugh