Bambi's DAD!?
Demon AU -Vargas- Crackfic
Demon AU by @jackplushie
initial idea by @simpingseafood
summary: you're drunk and accidentally summon Vargas
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"STAY BACK, FOUL DEMON!" you shout as you throw the empty bottle at the disturbing entity.
All the while, still in your drunken stupor you fall to the floor, hitting the ground with a loud thud. And while horrified, you still decide to look up at the monstrosity before you.
You have never seen something so grotesque in your whole entire life before!
....and you've seen some things.....
This has to an alcohol induced hallucination! There's no other explanation!
....Well... there is another explanation... but you'd rather not think of that one.
Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted by the creature opening it's mouth.
Oh...
OH NO!
Is it going to kill you?! Is it going to let out the most horrific screech you have ever heard before lounging at you!?
record scratch
freeze frame
Yup, that's you, and since you're still drunk you're probably wondering how you ended up in this situation.
But back to you!
unfreeze the frame boys!
"The only foul thing in this room are the alcohol bottles you've emptied! This stuff's not good for you! Your muscles are weeping at your blatant disrespect towards them! Now give me 50 push-ups!" it demands.
Oh, god...
Oh.... god....
IT SPOKE!?
This is worse. You'd rather take the demonic screech and presumably quick death over this.
Then, the entity grabs your arm in an effort to lift you up, making you look straight at it's face.
"On your feet! How am I supposed to train you if you keep sitting on the fl-" but in your disoriented state you cut the demon off.
"Bambi's DAD!?!??!" Damn... Bambi's dad had a downgrade.
"...." the creature was too stunned to speak.
"....Did I say something wrong...?" you question.
With a heavy sigh and an exasperated expression, the demon begins explaining:
"I do not want your soul. You will pay me for my services by following my training regime. Is that understood?"
"...Did no one in hell want to follow your training regime...?"
"That- that's not true!!!!" the demon rebuffs.
"Ooh?~ Did I hit a nerve?~" you jeer.
"THAT'S IT! 100 PUSHUPS AND 100 SQUATS! AND I WILL NOT HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU!"
"And what do I get by following your orders?! We haven't even made a proper deal!" you scream at the entity.
"I will not leave until I am satisfied with your progress! I am the best personal trainer you could ever ask for!"
"Well, are you going to pay rent then?!"
"... My 'rent' is me not eating your pitiful, muscle-missing soul."
"You know what? I think I'd rather die by alcohol poisoning."
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✧TWISTED WONDERLAND STAFF X NEZUKO READER/YUU+MALE/READER/YUU AS TANJIRO✧
Ok so i will still be doing obey me but for now i will be doing twisted wonderland 3> i will make a post on what i will be writing
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DIRE CROWLEY:
Tf what are you wearing on your mouth .male yuu/tanjiro told him why you sleep to much like go to school that why he let stay 🧐 he being so generous here come on ! holy fuck bro when he saw you in full demon form he pissed himself cuz the look you gave him male yuu/tanjiro had to stop you from eatting one of the students
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DIVUS CREWEL:
Omg you both look amazing but umm why does male yuu/tanjiro have that mark on his head?and why do you wear a muzzle .He makes you both outfits fem yuu/nezuko gets a long skirt .when he saw your full form he got surprised when he saw how you did not give to shit’s on people you were like “ go or i will kill you if you keep looking “
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MOZUS
Loves how you two pay attention in his class he lets fem yuu/nezuko pet cat named Lucius help male yuu/tanjiro with his homework when he first so fem yuu/nezuko go full from his eyes were out of socket cuz you usually so calm and kind but your full demon form was mean angry he wanted to cover your chest area cuz SO MANY BOYS WERE BLUSHING OUT YOU AND PAPA MOZUS DID NOT LIKE THAT
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ASHTON VARGAS
He is your guys cheerleader bro he helps male yuu/tanjiro with training he helps you both with training so you guys are ready to fight muzan when the time comes when he saw fem yuu/nezuko full form he was “THAT MY KID “ the rest of the staff ” ‘OUR’ KID! “
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SAM Tried to sell you guys so weird shit he has his like a older brother for you two but could never take male yuu/tanjiro place cuz MALE YUU/TANJIRO IS YOUR REAL OLDER BROTHER anyway when he saw you in full form he was like “ is that really little perfect !? ?????
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The boyyyyy! I used a model on Clip Studio Paint to make the pose, I like how he came out! I spent...too long on this pfft. It's been like...seven hours I think TwT
Ya gurl got hyper fixated on finishing this, sorta pfft.
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