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sour-snak3 · 2 months

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Ghost x male reader

A/N: I read too many @thegnomelord stuff and I just wanted to make my own thing. Go read their stuff, it's honestly so good and their fics/small blurbs are definitely must reads.

CW/: meanish reader, werewolf reader, knotting, breeding kink, domtop reader, subbot simon, biting, marking, mating press, ruts, monster fucking, nonhuman genitalia, scent kink, shameless smut, swearing, english is not my first language, first fic, mistakes probably

Being a werewolf comes with it's perks. Having enhanced speed, enhanced strength, a fast metabolism, enhanced hearing, ect. However, it also comes with it's downsides. One of them being a rut. They are annoying and harder to deal with without a mate.

Which leads you to now, you rutting against your mattress with your lieutenants shirt inside your mouth. Huffs and groans spill from your mouth as you desperately seek for any kind of release. So deep into your pleasure, you fail to hear your room door open, your lieutenant standing within the frame.

"Oi, what the fock are you doin'?"

You snap my head over to the door and all your movements come to a halt. Neither of you move, no sounds coming from the both of you besides your panting. Simon stares for a moment before swiftly closing and locking the door.

"You like getting off on your superior, huh?" Your member twitched but you remained looking at him. He walks over to your bed and pushes you on your back. You try to get up but he crawls on top of you. "Stay down mutt. I'll give you some assistance if you're good."

Deciding to humor him, you let him continue. He pushes up his mask just enough that you can see from his chin to his nose. He brings his face down to your neck and begins to suck rather roughly. He nips and bites and after awhile, you've had enough.

Growling, you turn him over and you get on top of him, quickly reversing the roles. The heat bubbling inside almost becomes too much for you, but you hold it in for awhile longer, not wanting to harm Simon (at least not too badly).

You shove three fingers in Simon's mouth, grinning as he chokes on your thick fingers. You let your fingers be coated in a thick layer of saliva before taking them out from his mouth. Getting impatient, you yank all of his bottom wear off before turning him on his stomach.

He squirms as he feels your thick fingers prod at his puckered hole. A gasp sprouts from his lips as you shove your fingers in those warm, velvety walls. He begins to tremble when your fingers move in and out. He knows it's only your fingers but he can't help but feel so full.

After deeming him ready enough, you pull out your fingers and he whines. He should find it scary how easy it was for you to reverse the roles but he can't help but get more and more turned on. He was so lost in his own mind that he didn't realize you were moving until he felt your knotted cock poke at his hole.

He practically screams when you push inside. The stretch your inhuman cock makes inside his hole drives him crazy. The burn is so powerful and he can't help but enjoy it. His bottom half moves on its own as it grinds and pleads for you and your giant cock-

He yelps and you change his position to a maiting press. You laugh as you stare at his already fucked out expression. "Aw, does the poor puppy want some more?" you taunt. 'I do', he wants to say, but his pride is ever to big to give in. He gasps as you suddenly fuck into him. "Answer me, mutt."

"Yes. Please." he begs. He feels humiliated, but he doesn't care anymore. He needs you. You quickly responded to his answer and fucked into him as he sobbed. Gasps and groans fill every corner of the room as you pound into his pretty pink hole.

Simon feels heat bubbling in his lower abdomen, signaling that he's close. You know this, you can smell his sickly sweet scent fill the air. It seems he did some research on your species if the way he bares his neck to you means anything. You wanted to wait on marking him but who are you to judge if he wants you to do it now?

Your breath pans on his neck before you bite down, hard. The wolf inside you feels content as you finally mark him. As you finally make him yours. The bite stimulates him so much that he cums. It shoots all over his and yours chest, only making a bit of a mess. You release your lips from his neck but you don't stop. After all, you haven't finished yet.

You continue pounding him as you feel the heat bubbling more and more. Eventually, you snap. You pound into him one final time and your knot pushes itself inside of him. He screams as your knot goes inside and as your cum fills him to the brim. You both stay there panting before you break the silence.

"So, round two?"

"Oh fock off! Round two my ass..."

#simon riley x male reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #cod x male reader #cod #ghost cod #male reader #cod smut #did i cook

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yippieitsarvensart · 7 months

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Tweels, The fuck you brothers!!!

I love you my sweetie crazy eel boys

#art #digital art #twst #disney twst #twst fanart #tweels #jade leech #floyd leech #they are lidderally the fuck you brothers #they are lidderally my scrungles #did I cook

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ancientskewers · 27 days

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do yall ever just ship your two favorite characters together

anyway im calling it brightbeetle or firefly idk ill let somebody else decide or something

hashtag rarepair

#regretevator #regretevator pest #regretevator lampert #firefly #brightbeetle #regretevator firefly #regretevator brightbeetle #did i cook

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mashmoshmoosh · 10 days

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Someone listen to me please I am begging and pleading rn

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sticcmann · 8 days

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wake up babe new red leader redesign just dropped

so i tried to combine royal elements with soviet uniforms and a prowler themed arm

the real question is did i cook

#eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld tord #tord eddsworld #tord #eddsworld red leader #red leader #hes so cool #did i cook

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jaspey · 29 days

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abi gale☹️☹️☹️

#abigail hobbs #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hehe :3 #hannibal edit #abigail hobbs edit #kacey rohl #did i cook #👩‍🍳

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itsmelmelody · 1 month

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Here me an out a Percy Jackson x reader fic where it’s the folklore triangle. Like Reader is Augustine and Annabeth is betty y’all someone need to do this like super angst Ahhhhhhh (If someone already done this tag me please and if you do this please tag me 🙏)

#percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson x you #percy jackson x y/n #girlblogging #girlblog #taylor swift #this is a girlblog #im bored #did i cook

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darthpastry · 3 months

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The Amazing Digital Circus fic but the characters are actually FNaF characters in The Real World. Jax is the only one with his memories and of course he’s William Afton. Not 100% sure on everyone else yet but I’m thinking:

Zooble - Cassidy

Gangle - Evan

Kinger - Henry

Pomni - Michael?? (He seems pretty good at keeping his cool though)

Ragatha - idk. I’d like to do Cassie but also pulling them all from different parts of the timeline would need an explanation.

Then again I could also make Pomni Vanessa (also fits with the whole theory about Pomni being someone who worked on the game. Really Vanessa just fits in general) and Caine could be a version of Glitchtrap? Like I said, still a touch idea.

Could also do something fun with Kaufman but idk yet.

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denjischainsaws · 1 month

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lazy david edit…

**SPOILERS FOR DRDT CH.2**

song is cocoa hooves by glass animals!!

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #david chiem #arei nageishi #fun fact this was supposed to include ace and hu sprites saying the lyrics to david #scrapped that thougn #did i cook

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dusts-sun · 2 months

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#Did I cook #creatures of sonaria #jabble #WACK #tw bright colors #briiiiiight colors dude

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magicalgirllover7 · 1 month

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Take this putrid picture of Catnap I drew in a jamboard (dogday is exploding)

#catnap #poppy playtime #did i cook

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theloathsometwinkeater · 3 months

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ranking random soulsborne (mostly elden ring) bosses based on how much i like them but my takes are kinda bad

uhh 30 least liked and number 1 is my favorite

30. godskin duo

nuff said tbh. terribly designed boss. from had no idea how to make it hard so they just chucked two enemies in the dumbass room

29. the monkeys from sekiro

boring copy and paste of guardian ape

28. elden beast

elden beast is probably one of my least favorite fights in elden ring. for some reason torrent isnt available in its arena so you have to go chasing after it every time it runs away 😭😭 average int build fight

you could literally give me melania spamming scarlet aeonia, maliketh with 3x his normal health, and the double crucible knights all in the same tiny cramped room and i would still probably like it more than elden beast

the execution leaves much to be desired; especially for a final boss. give me cool insane bloodborne esque attacks not penis dragon spamming elden stars

27. fire giant

i dont like the fire giant fight. yeah im probably gonna get a lot of 'git guds' for this one but he always gmfu. WHEN HE GETS STUCK ON THE FUCKING TERRAIN I START TWEAKING ITS SO ANNOYING

26. ornstein and smough

smoughs fatass ruins the fight for me i srsly cant take him srsly with that goofy ass giggle

25. death rite bird

design is cool but i really dont like the fight

24. night's calvary

:-( this boss couldve been really cool. its so glitchy in game tho

the altus plateau calvary glitch is really funny tho. if youve never seen it essentially it bugs out if you stray too far from its locked spawn point and gets stuck and stops attacking

23. renalla

ehhhh. i hate int builds. plus i think her fight is kind of boring. maybe im biased

22. magma wyrm makar

hes just annoying. i dont like his design. the lore is cool!!

21. orphan of kos

cool bossfight but i still need to git gud so he ranks low bc i keep dying

20. radagon

ugh. first, hes ginger. second, his attacks are insane. third, hes ginger

19. friede & ariandel (i think thats how you spell it)

fun boss in design but the three phases is insane

18. astel

ehhh. i like astel for the design but the fight reminds me of elden beast. lots of running away for like no reason

at least astel has a somewhat enjoyable fight

17. red wolf

i like the dog bc i think its funny it can do fucking magic and wield a sword but the fight is kind of annoying especially if ur strength build

16. mergos wet nurse

very fun lore wise but the fight is so eh

15. sif :(

such a tragic fight. i think it was well designed tbh but since all ds1 bosses are easy as shit he doesnt place as high on my list of liked bosses

14. godrick

godrick is probably one of my favorite fights due to how fucking dumb he is. he literally crawls toward you and throws wind at you. he has to attach a dragon to his arm to beat you and still fucking loses. all those limbs he grafted to give him power just weigh him down and i think thats really funny

13. margit

margit is a very fun first story boss. his moveset is pretty cool and i have his voice line engrained into my skull

12. moon presence

i love this boss mostly bc of the cutscene since the fight is kind of underwhelming

11. divine dragon

i love the music plus the fight is cool. i like the genre of souls bosses that are very sad and pathetic looking

10. mohg

mohg is one of my favorite fights. i love his voice. i love his music. he gets major points for being a lolicon tho #freemiquella #mohglordofbloodisoverparty

9. artorias

I LOVE THIS FIGHT. whole game you hear about this dude and the fight doesnt disappoint imo. i wish they kept his voicelines

8. maria of the astral clocktower

shes so cool. i love her sm

7. LUDWIG

amazing fight

amazing music

amazing lore

what more could you want points off for being british

6. isshin

isshin is VERY cool. i havent played sekiro in a while but i remember enjoying the fight

5. maliketh

his first phase is eh but his second phase is insane

the attacks are so cool and the fact he bounces off his own fucking attack is insane. what the fuck hes so cool

4. midir

very fun fight. yes its hard but you can really feel how angry and sad he is

3. malenia

honestly one of my favorite fights in ER. yes its hard as shit but her design is so cool and her lore is tragic

points off for nuking radahn

2. fortissax

i love the ost and i love just how... sad and tragic the whole fight feels? hes clearly suffering from the deathblight and the fact hes been fighting it off is so cool. even an immortal dragon cant fight off the deathroot which is insane.

radahn

i love radahn so much

seriously it might be my favorite fight in the series

his attacks are cool. his design is cool. his lore is fucking cool. his fight is so cool-- leading an army into battle and charging radahn is my favorite moment. plus the fact he fucking holds back the STARS is fucking awesome what the fuck hes insane

the tragedy of that accidental patch will never not be funny to me. pre-patch radahn wasnt even that fucking hard 😭😭😭 git gud you fuckign loser. pushed fromsoft so hard they accidentally nerfed him

honorable mentions that include some normal enemies (dislikes):

crucible knight duo

god i fucking hate this fight. crucible knights are annoying on their own but this is a whole new level. dungeon isnt even worth it

rykard

hes... fine... but his pool of lava is annoying plus the magic spam

fia's champions

how the fuck is this an actual boss

valiant gargoyles

FUCKKK THIS BOSS.

agheel

his lore is cool and i like that the dragonburnt ruins hollows like... worship him? its kind of cool. but his fight is either just cheesing or chasing him around. plus his moveset is shared by like every dragon in the game

erdtree avatar

literally just asylum demon

castle sol knight

iykyk. fuck this guy

gideon

FUCK YOUUU

rune bears

what the actual fuck. my first playthrough they absolutely clapped my cheeks

black blade kindred

nuff said

godefroy

literally just a copy and paste of godrick

istvan

weirdly hard? his attacks are insane

pets from dark souls 2

ew

ulcerated tree spirit

the fact that its attack is just flailing around in the tiny ass spaces theyre always put in is so annoying. the one in caelid is insane

honorable mentions that i actually liked

ekzykes, borealis and adula

i think theyre cool. yeah they essentially share the same model as agheel but like... magic dragons

plus i feel bad for ekzykes

placidusax

very cool boss. love him

#elden ring #bloodborne #dark souls #dark souls 2 #fromsoftware #fromsoft games #i love radahn #iguys is this real #did i cook

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knightlight0800 · 25 days

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(the hooligan hcs is coming soon™, dw)

GUYS I HAVE LORE FOR THE GACHA KNIGHT GUY AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!

sooooo, it's name is the GOLDEN SOVEREIGN, or the more fancier name, THE ONE THAT GUIDES THE SUN.

if you couldn't tell already, it's a god! so there's that!!!

anyway. the GOLDEN SOVEREIGN came into being because a human (will not be named, go wild with theories if you wanna /nf), decided to go on a space mission to look for a black hole, and take some close-up pictures of it using a special camera oooo

anyway, the human eventually finds said black hole, but because this black hole had absorbed so much energy and light that it engulfs the space shuttle with the human inside in a matter of milliseconds as the ship got close.

that's when they became the GOLDEN SOVEREIGN. the human absorbs all of this energy somehow, defying science, becoming this god (hence the floating hands, seemingly having no face but only glowing white eyes in the helmet!!!!!!! lots of the anti-matter fused with the human to keep the human-like body stable). the GOLDEN SOVEREIGN shone bright enough that humans on that home planet thought they were witnessing the very dramatic birth of a star not too far away!!!!!!!

so yeah that's it i hope y'all enjoy :P

(this was a long one, oof......here's a picture of the GOLDEN SOVEREIGN if y'all forgor)

#gacha oc lore #oc lore #did i cook #i love its name cries

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ruporas · 1 month

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dragon meat, you, and me

#marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tw blood #tw body horror #tw gore #as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive #the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence #evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved #ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost #on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation #the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood #in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art

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cartoonfan130 · 3 months

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superdz555 · 3 months

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i made 3 gd lists that are meant to kinda simulate what platformer level map packs would look like are these cool or should i never cook another list again

#gd #geometry dash #gd 2.2 #2.2 #did i cook

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