Dollar Bin #35:
Van Morrison's Veedon Fleece
To date I've put off writing about two of my favorite 60s/70s artists, Van Morrison and Joni Mitchell. This requires some explanation, as leaving either of them out of the Dollar Bin is like leaving rice and beans off your shopping list; life is better when you have these staples available at all times, yes?
In the case of Joni, I'm continuing to procrastinate because what the hell could I really say that's either of interest, insight or humor about her classic records? Um, they're classic; you should get your act together if you don't have them all memorized.
And when it comes to everything after Hejira, where do you even start? Um, well, they're less good. But you should still listen to them. What the hell else are you going to listen to right now? Your kids, you say? Your spouse? Tell them to simmer down and stand aside because it's time to crank Dancin' Clown loud in the living room.
Yep, that's Billy Idol doing his obnoxious thing in the track; apparently Tom Petty's involved too but he's smart enough to stay in the background. Yikes, this is not Joni's great hit.
Even so, I always plead with the student DJ's at my high school school's (that's where I work whenever I climb out of the Dollar Bin) dance's to slip this pop chestnut, along with the B-52's Love Shack, into the Winter Formal mix. I long for the terribly awkward, you see. (To be clear: I'm not a big Dancin' Fool fan. But Love Shack? That's my jam.) Happily, the students never listen to me. If they did I'd feel obligated to get down on my own like a Dancin' Clown.
Anyway, we'll all drink a case of Joni together at some point soon; maybe Mitchell Mondays will be a thing when Shakey Sundays start to wind down (which, at Neil's pace of releasing records should be around 2045). Thanks for your patience Joni!
I've been putting off Van for some of the same reasons I guess. He's not on Joni's level for me, but I recognize that every one of his records are either stone cold classics or have greatness within them up until the mid 70's. But then he hit a brick wall and, frankly, I've never taken the time to survey a lot of the wreckage. If you ask me How Long Has This Been Going On? (the self congratulatory name of Van's mid-90's record) I'll tell you, "beats the hell outta me; I don't listen to Morrison after Feel the Music."
After all, who wants to hear synthesizers mingling with old white man jazz moves, all of it fronted by back up singing ladies and Van's grumpy indifference? And don't even get me started on his recent anti-vax crusade; were I to meet Van today I'd mask up and tell him to get a goddamn life.
Yes, it's true: my buddy Greg, who's reading this right now and freaking out, tells me that No Guru, No Teacher, No Method, No Pizza, or whatever it's called, is a good record, and I'm sure he's right. But I have never found the energy to really listen to it.
Don't get me wrong: I hear Van about gurus; I don't have one either, and Dylan's song about working on one is terrible. But I am a teacher, so I don't appreciate Van trying to get me fired. And I tend to employ methods of all kinds, except while I'm pumping out this nonsense. Finally, I enjoy pizza. And Van apparently doesn't want me to have any. Damn it, Van: give me slice!
But I'm hear to tell you that Veedon Fleece is a Dollar Bin classic: it's soulful, weird, relaxing and elegant; plus, it's just about the last will and testament of Van the Man before he became No Plan Van.
I resisted this album for a long time, not giving it a chance until my late 20's. Why? Well, for one thing, I'm not that into domesticated animals - my cat Batty should be named Compromise, Surrender or Capitulate. Because that's what I did when we got her.
Just look at this beast, busy trying to block out the last 45 years of Morrison's career:
Van appears with giant dogs on the cover of Veedon Fleece, and that fact alone made me pass on this record in the Dollar Bin until around 2003.
The dogs on its cover look far too much like the drooling, child-eating ones my famous brother and I cowered before at ages 6 and 3 respectively at some babysitting co-op lady's house. There we stood, 4'1 and 3'nothing, doggie biscuits in hand, supplied by that well intentioned mother who'd sent us outside to greet them. In the face of all that sniffing, shuffling and terrifyingly hairy life-force my famous brother and I did the only reasonable thing at the time: we ate the doggie biscuits ourselves and then got the hell back in the house.
Frankly, I can't think of a single album cover which features domesticated animals and contains good music. Pink Floyd's Animals doesn't count: that pig ain't real. There are no dogs on the cover of Hounds of Love and the cat on Tapestry is benign. Joni's own Dog Eat Dog is majorly mediocre, Elvis / Old King is a grainy footnote to the cover of Everybody Knows this is Nowhere, and I'll be damned if I ever listen to the Alice in Chains' album with a dog on it or this other Van Morrison record which, for all I know, features the same terrifying dogs as Veedon Fleece, only this time they've been shorn and one is muzzled so as to leave the other free to gorge independently upon my flesh:
But somewhere in the early to mid-aught's my buddies Ryan and Ned cranked up the first song on Veedon Fleece's B Side as we rolled out of town, heading for a men's weekend in the desert. During that trip I melted my shoes in our dead yucca tree bonfire while wearing them (it's amazing what can happen under the influence) and fell in love with Veedon Fleece.
Here is that first track on the record's flip side, and it's the closest thing on the record to a pop single:
The song features just about all the wonderful bits Van had to offer back in the day: he grunts, warbles and shouts whenever he isn't soaring along, plus we've got driving acoustic guitar, chasing bass and drums, pick-me-up piano and complimentary six string riffs.
But the country folk rock of Bulbs, and the stately, epic white blues track that follows, Cul De Sac (which features what may be the greatest scream by a white male in popular music) are outliers on an album which is otherwise concerned with some of the most obscure and introspective music Morrison ever recorded.
Before we get into that truer tale of the record, here's Cul De Sac with its aforementioned scream ready for your pleasure at the 4:56 mark.
I once had a school-wide tug of war rope snap like gunfire in my hands, instantly shredding four of my fingers, one of which still feels funky ten years later. My scream was just as loud. But it was not musical.
Morrison recorded these two tracks separately from the rest of the record, and it shows. What's more, in true Morrison style, he basically wrote off the whole album afterwards: he's almost never performed any of the songs live and he spent the following few years singing only to his gargantuan hounds.
The other record Morrison has treated with similar disdain is Veedon Fleece's spiritual companion, Astral Weeks. Both records must be too thoughtful, complex and warmly spiritual for his liking. It's like he twice got caught gardening turnips in the nude by his neighbors and decided each time to skip town and bail on the mortgage as a result.
Take a listen to Veedon Fleece's opening track, Fair Play: all his ginormus dogs and lady friends are elsewhere; this is just Van, surrounded by sympathetic peers, searching for deliverance among magpie topics that veer from The Lone Ranger to Transcendentalism and back again.
Everything else on the record matches this yearning, graceful tone. Often you lose track of just how obscure and particular the lyrics are; indeed I often forget that Morrison is actually singing in a language I know.
The record's second and third songs depict a sensitive, San Fran everyman psychopath who wields a hatchet at human heads and never misses church on Sunday; the last two songs on Side A are is basically Van's own - albeit highly vague and vastly abbreviated - Intro to Major British Authors II course, and they are way better than the course I took by that title as an undergraduate. Every song flows together; every stands on its own; everything is supremely weird and lovely: what could be better?
But it's the record's two final, so-sparse-they-are-barely-there songs that mean the most to me. Come Here My Love is probably the last thing any of Van seventeen ex-wives ever want to hear him say again, but when he sings it you can dig why they all married him in the first place. It's pretty damn sexy, and if I were into 78 year old covid deniers who should never missed an open casting call to play The Penguin in the next Batman movie I'd swipe vigorously left or right or whatever direction indicates heavy interest on Van's Christian Mingle dating profile.
The album then closes with something even spacier, even sparser, even more astoundingly beautiful. Listen for the ghostly choir emerge way in the backspace, explore the majestic Country Fair:
There's nothing in his catalog that beats Morrison guiding the dense and stretched melody on this track. While the recorder forrays about on its own, Van leads every other musician, and all of us, on a brooding, Pied Piper ramble through endless green ways and shimmering, summer fields.
Country Fair, and Veedon Fleece as a whole, leave me incredibly sad and wonder struck at once. It's a Dollar Bin journey I'm always so eager to take. I'd even feel safe enough to reach out and pet Van's dogs if I came upon them mid-record. And if I had a dog biscuit in hand at the time I'd split it in three equal parts. Then we'd all enjoy it together.
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Vow’s Life Vows
ALWAYS TWO types of vows.
✌🏽🙏🏽💞🙏🏽 ✌🏽
not for talcum powder ❌🥤❄️🍧
not for baking soda ❌🥤❄️🍧
"Tow Cum Powder" 👩🏾🍳👩🏾🍳👩🏾🍳👩🏾🍳
"Bake Soda" 🧑🏿🍳🧑🏿🍳🧑🏿🍳🧑🏿🍳
Tow Truck "VOW TOTAL" tricks
🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻
🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛
🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Office BreakRoom Rubber Slipper Water Cooler
🥿 🩴🛼👟👡 💧🚰
Chit Chat 💬 📍📌🧷🦀🦆🤏🏼
Office Water Coolers. 🥸🚾🚰
Seals 🦭🌪️🪵
Sharks 🦈 🌪️🪵
Dolphins 🐬 🌪️ 🪵
Statue of Liberty, swimming pool 🏊♀️ 🍕🌭🗽
🍌🏦 Bloods Bank Brooklyn New York 🅱️📚
Brooklyn Baby Chair Sitter New York 👼🏽💺
“Sitting The Statue Of Liberty In A Chair”
🎢😵💫🎬💇🏼♀️💀☠️💈💺🪑🦼🦽💈☠️💀🏴☠️
asian sushi Yorky husky minx cash spa sinks
YORKY DOG 🐕
HUSKY DOG 🐕
POODLE DOG 🐩
“The Three Horsemen”
Hay Bell 🍴🛎️
Hate Bell 👺🛎️
Meet Bell 🥩🛎️
Burger Bell 🍔🛎️
Excel Axe Cell Gang Desk Crew
😵💫👩🏼🚒👨🏿🚒🧑🏼🚒👨🏿🚒🪓🛎️
“Except, Axe Ace Front Desk Holding”
🪓♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏📇🪪💳🪓🛎️
Hotel 🏨 Holding Desk Tricks
“Hotel Management Teams”
“Creating Multiple Paper Front Clone Companies”
“Hotel Super Mall Complex Spreaders”
Corruption sources
“Tow Truck Fruit Markets”
“Hotel Micro Mega Management Malls”
Truck 🛻 Farm 🚜 Stolen Life Resources
Through Corrupt Business Front Line SILVER DISH LINES
Service on “a silver platter” dome head
🐟📐👨🏻🦳🪙🍽️
👴🏻🧓🏼💉💸🤑🦠🧬🦠🦢🐀🐭🐹
“cell retarding TAR RAT GLUE GOOSEBUMPS”
white blue yellow, cell a fella
TAR, RAT, devert blame to Japan 🇯🇵 and Jamaica 🇯🇲 PAY RIOT PARROTS 🦜
To blame PIE RATES… PIE RATS
🥧 🐀 💩
Blame SEA RAFT, DRAFT
WINDY SAILS Cash Boats 🛥️ 🚤 🛶
Blame a black “rat shit axe ratchet hatchet”
HAT 👒 HAT 🎩 NAT NAT NIT NIT BLANKET BIT “black hats” “black HAIR ASS”
“black harassment”
“envy in voice”
“invoice receipt PIE 🥧 recEIPt 🧾”
Paper Puppet Office Pets
💃🏽👫🧍🏽♂️🪡🧾 PEN DAY HOSTS
PEN DAY HOPES
PEN DAY HOES
PEN DAY ROPES
Velvet Ropes Wet Newpaper 🅾️🅱️🅾️🩸📰🗞️
white covers
“bioluminescence ectoplasm”
“episode napkin fanny pack raffle ticket eater”
Reviving Health Ethics
🦜 Parrot Veterans (NON Pirate slanders)
🦜 Parrot Truth Speakers
🦜 Parrot Boy Scouts, not “COT” abuse
parrot, mango, tangerine, orange kiwi
Parrot 🦜 KEY
Mango 🥭 MAN GO
Orange 🍊 O RAN
Kiwi 🥝 Key Wi We
🍇 Grape Telephone Vines Lines 🍇
🌹 Red Rose Vines Lines 🌹
🌶️ Pepper Spice, Speak Vine Lines Twice 🌶️
Genuine Green Origin Garden’s
📳🚼🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡📳🚼
📳🚼🧡🎃🐈🥕🩳
🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷
🍃🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🍃
📗📗💚💚🆚🆚📳📳🅾️🅱️🅾️✅✅♻️♻️✳️✳️🚼🚼🟠🟠🟢🟢🟩🟩🌵🌵🎍🎍🎋🎋
🍒🍒🍉🍉🍓🍓🍵🍵🍷🍷🍾🍾🪀🪀🎾🎾
🧑🏼🎤Teal Team Greenery 🚚🚛🚚🚛🚁🗼🚁🗼🗽🗽🎡🎡🚀🏔️🏰🏔️
🍀
Green Go 💚 ☘️ 👩🏼🏫👨🏿🌾👨🏿🌾🩲🩲🕊️🕊️🍃🍃🌿🌿
Garden House
Green Garden
Green TreeHouse
Red Ruby Sand
🧝🏽♀️🧝🏽♂️🧝🏿🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻🧚🏿♂️🐸💚🍊🦜🏳️🌈🌈🐛🐛🐍🐍🦖🦖🪲🦚🐊🐉
Reviving “Pet Parrots”
of “PAY RIOTS”
or of “Pay Rabbits”
Parrot 🦜
Rabbit 🐇
Additionally Inclusive RABBI, 👁️ 🐰 👂🏽👂🏽
Rabbi Healthy Prayers 🙏🏽
Dj Rabbit 🐰 With Armor Headphones 🎧
🎶🎶🎧🐰🎧🎶🎶
Emerald Teal Green
Ruby Roxy Red
theres no longer white proceedings if we ALL keep healthy ProLife99.
🍀 ☘️
Clover Irish Welsh Celtic
Distinguish RED health, separately than “WHITE” X parties
Such as DENOUNCE racists “white only”
“america germany england”
“blue white yellow”
🔵♿️🧢
⚪️🦴🥼
🟡🍋🧅
Sarcastic Sar Cast Stick 🐟 ironic ion RON tick
Promote TV 📺 SILVER REMOTE
“WHITE NOISE” “Stereotype foam”
🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️🏗️
🚧⚓️🪝🗺️🎠🗺️🪝⚓️🚧
🚦🛖🩸⛽️🏟️⛽️🩸🛖🚦
🚧⚓️🪝🗺️🎠🗺️🪝⚓️🚧
🫧🗯️🏟️🧽🚿🎣🪣☠️🏛️🏴☠️🏭🦠
🐹🏛️
White Micro Management Genocide Systems
“Micro Management”
“Micro Mysteria Hysteria”
“Micro MICE Hysteria”
“Micro NICE MICE” 🐁 Head lice Snow Globe
“Micro His Stare ER area”
“Micro Management STARE ER”
“MY CODE, Micro”
“MY CODE MIKE”
“MY CODE MIKE SKULL”
“NYC CODE TIME TRICK”
“MY COOL CODE”
“MY COM MODE”
“MY TOLIET COMODE”
“MY CO MODE”
“Micro Code STARE ER AREA”
“Hysteria Mysteria”
Stare at hostile hospital victims with “sub”
“subtle” “sub til” knowledge…
“Micro My Code Mike’s Skull”
“america germany england”
🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴
1 hop, and two skips, down blaming “jumbled bumbled history inaccuracies, cover ups”
jumble bumbled
belongs to, “open the jungle book”
not “blackjack casino front backdoors”
change “blackjack market” into
“white backdoor trip wires”
and then you open “black ectoplasm”
“play puss at them”
“murders and cats fighting old women”
“black EVE”
“black ECHO STOW”
“black echo STOVE”
“black echo X COVE”
“black TOW TRUCK”
“black etch-a-Sketch shuffle soundboard”
that should help, the “black lions roar”
“getting past WHITE ONLY CELL LAB doors”
dont do CHEAT TESTS CHEAT TAS 🐆
Yellow Cat is white money sick cat…
dont so PAN THORE 〰️⚫️
pants 👖 naked black ass
Pan cat is white money sick bed cats
Beds and FOG THORN firsts…
Just do JAMAICA RAINBOW PARROT 🦜
and work over criminal activity that relates to
“rats, hamsters, gerbils, and GOOSE GEESE.”
and “bears, polar bears grizzle frizzle bears”
Reject “rats, hamsters, gerbils, geese goose, and bears.”
Lex, and Baxster
Tess
Libby
Sibby
"baseball beach house laundry line"
"storm cellar wine log basement cabin diagonal wire line."
gallivanting Asian hentai Buddha, wearing crocodile boots dancing across a laundry line at a beach house away from a baseball game wine cooler storm cellar, log cabin in a fake paper forest
lovely ways to achieve white collar pet ropes
"celery sticks"
"micro megaphone mall"
"micro talcum powder"
"micro baking soda foam"
"micro pac cil powder foam"
and "the white market" is dated history.
sand dollars, not "blue star fish"
FOREVER WHITE ON WHITE LOOP BLAMES SCENES
"america to germany to england"
"blue to white to yellow"
america germany england
blue white yellow
"duck duck goose"
and that ends their entire factory circles... dont accept exchanges with them.
rat, hamster, gerbil, duck, goose
Lex, and Baxster
Tess
Libby
Sibby
"Sale Lobby"
"Media Mall"
"small malt, blame ALT, OP, TALK blame"
"mall milkshake malt"
And reject the “false white elitism biological public genocide narratives.”
🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴: America German England
🔵⚪️🟡: Blue, White, Yellow
🔵 Blue: ❄️🐟♿️🧢🪣 America
⚪️ White: 🦷🦴🐁🥼☠️ Germany
🟡 Yellow: 🍋🧀🌽⚠️🔕 England
🦠🐀🐖🐗🐄🐹🦆🐓🦢🦉🦟🦈🐬🐋🦠
List of white genocide primary catalysts
Summarized at “Goose”
illegal public genocides
“Goose Factory Resets”
“Goosebumps”
Bar Code Fist Pumps
Fat Plums, Stupid Bums
Cash Dumps, Breast Lumps
In Test Ten Tin
Silver Surf Ring Shoe Laces Speed Death Races Tin Foil Foul Goose Eggs 🪺
PodCast Post Cast Radio Radiation Cancer 📻
Micro Mouse 🐭 Rat Pellets
💊 Pill Pro Gram Bread 🍞 🥖 Basket 🧺
Bastard Kits, Sea 🌊 Turd 💩 Raft
Turtle 🐢 Dove 🕊️
Blended in a micro cow patty pie shit glove
🧤 🐮 💩 🥧
quadruple bypass
Quadruple Bypass Fire Hydrant 🧯💦
Circle ⭕️ Jerk Key 🔑
Sir Alpha Eat Old Goose Egg Shit
Alpha Troy 🥴🤮
Alpha Office Pet Desk Toy
Alpha white Roman 🍆🥀
Alpha Flat Tire 🧦🛞
Alpha Stupid Ass False Superiority
🚽 Racist toliet agendas
🚽 Prejudice toilet agendas
🚽 The Holy White Throne
The Toliet Commode
“White Racists WHITE ONLY World Agendas”
Ro MAN MANIA, 🤑🤑🤑🤑🥀🥀🥀🥀
RoMANIA and “JEW NET”
Romeo & Juliet
FACTORY: SENDING WAR RAFTS.
FACTORY: SENDING WAR SUB DRAFTS
🏭 GOOSE “FACTORY” RESET POX “RAFT”
🔂 GENOCIDE MICRO MEMORY BLEACH
🔂 BAKING SODA
🔂 TALCUM POWDER
🔂 PAC SEAL PARTICLE POWDER COMPANY
🔂 MICRO RED ROCKET CAR POX GAS PODS
🔂 MICRO SNOW GLOBE CRYSTAL BALLS
🔂 CAP HAY HAT TEA POTS SILVER SERVICE
🔂 SHAMPOO FOAM HEAD DOME G-KNOWN
🔂 MICRO VACCINE LIQUID METAL ICE
🔂 SHOWER, SHOW ROOM, SHOPPERS
🔂 COTTON PATCH HEAD MOP, EYE ASSAULT
“White Genocide Commonalities”
“GOOSE” summary
Current status, “world repeats blame about everything, until only white supremacy gimps, limps, and simps, everyone, except themselves
“Public Norms” stolen to saying NORTH WALL
“Public Ease” stolen to saying EAST WALL
Easygoing normal life!
Long as your white :) wink wink,
“screw a pink winky, and talk about Temple Wish”
“Holy Temples”
“Brain Temples”
Lovely white antics, LOVELY respects for privacy
LOVELY honors!
Absolutely ADORABLE “ace race” lol
whatever!
Say, NO THANKS GOOSE SHIT :)
Say, NO THANKS WHITE SHIT :)
Nothing else to say! Keep Healthy!
If anyone wants to assault you, slander you, or have you committed on medical or terrorism,
just sneeze 🤧 into white snot rags,
and dont accept “white false microphone assault programs.”
If anyone tries to insult you, or have you fight in “law bending” unlawful world practices,
than just realize, the ones doing such, ARE ONLY WHITE
or therefore of under “white influence”
or “white byproducts”
there is no other enemy in existence,
otherwise everyone does their own life
LIKE NORMAL LIFE DOES!
Zero white agendas
Zero white racism agendas
Zero white prejudice agendas
Doesn’t matter the amount of slanders.
Zero “white genocide crimes” from your own home, and your own personal space
Pray for all lives ProLife99.
and keep healthy regardless of the LOVELY assistance of the totally invisible “non existent white crimes”
Hah…. as if nobody has ever made any sense about that topic…
Anyways, REJECT “GOOSE POD CAST EGGS”
and dont accept “FACTORY RESET”
The word “Factory” is used for a covert RAFT
“Factory” “Genocide Paper Shops”
“Factory” is always ACT STORY
“Factory” is always FA FAT
“Factory” is always STOLEN FACTS STORY
“Factory” is always used by “white agenda” to send “REBOOT DRAFT WAR RAFTS”
FAT FAT :) Draft Raft
Fat Fat :) “Pleffa” “Plead for FFA”
“plead for FAT”
“plead for FA POOP FA”
“plead for a SHIT STAMP ON UR FOREHEAD”
“PLEAD TO BE SHOT BY HEBREW ROMAN DADDY”
“Pleffa Plethera Pet Fuck BEAR RUGS, Office Buddy BEAR HUGS.”
Awwww such a lovely white world retainer lol
Such an honor to be apart of ALL this worth!
Sooooo much honorable wealth!!
wow!! TONS OF MONEY!!
wow!!! SO MUCH AMAZING LIFE!
Lol white people… please quit ur jobs!
Give back the public positions to NON SECRET SADISTIC leaders please :)
Kk thanks!
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SOCA THERAPY - APRIL 14, 2024
Soca Therapy Playlist
Sunday April 14th 2024
Making You Wine From 6-9pm on Flow 98.7fm Toronto
Tender (Dr. Jay Plate) - Patrice Roberts
The Sweet Tooth Symphony - Andre J Donawa (Dondani) x DJ Private Ryan
It Don't Matter - Hey Choppi x DJ Private Ryan
So Sweet - Erphaan Alves x DJ Private Ryan
Dubai - Sekon Sta x DJ Private Ryan
Nobody Badda - Rupee
One On One - Motto
Slow Wine - Rae
In Meh Eyes - Viking Ding Dong x Karene Asche
Dangerous - Imani Ray
Livin' Meh Life - Farmer Nappy x XplicitMevon
Rum Gyal Money - Rome x XplicitMevon
Meet We Down Dey - Patrice Roberts x XplicitMevon
Like It - Mr Blood x Dj Spider
Best Ride - Coopa Dan x Dj Spider
Til Morning - Grateful Co x Dj Spider
African Jumbie - Ajamu
Come Out To Play - Benjai
Jab Jab Nation - Tallpree
Bend - Nessa Preppy
Bruk Time - Grabba
Rum Sweet - Problem Child
Head Gone - Viking Ding Dong
Shameless - Skinny Fabulous
Stick On - Lyrikal
Head Bad (On D Road) - Michelle X & Kes The Band
Trending (Travis World Edit) - Shal Marshall
De Baddest - Scrilla
De Road - Problem Child
Touch Road - Busy Signal
Big Blood - Bunji Garlin x 3Suns x Skarface
Bruk It Set It (Riddim Master Road Intro) Akaiiusweet x Mr Bagnall x EK
The A List - Pumpa
Benderella - Kerwin Du Bois
Prescription - Ge Eve
Parade Day - Supa Mario
Water (Remix) - Adam O
TOP 7 COUNTDOWN - Powered By The Soca Source
Top Songs Streamed on Apple Music from April 1-12 for the continent of Africa
7. A Little Wine - Patrice Roberts
6. No Hands - Nessa Preppy
5. Dutty Flex - Kes
4. Workout - Kes x Nailah Blackman
3. Wine On It - Shurwayne Winchester
2. Close To Me - Kes x Shenseea
1. We Ready (Champion Gyal) - Nailah Blackman x Shenseea
Pretty Dolly - Xtatik
Long Time - Edwin Yearwood
Have A Little Wine - Lil Rick
Gyal OverLoad - Super Jigga TC
GBM Movie - GBM Nutron
Enjoy Life - Shal Marshall
Push & Go Through - Marvay
D'Journey (Make It) - Devon Matthews x Ella Andall
Days Of My Life - Edwin Yearwood
Ah Holdin On - Baron
Far From Finished - Voice
Happy Song - College Boy Jesse
Happy Place (Ryan Sayeed's Euphoric Intro) - Lyrikal
Energy Killers - Kerwin Du Bois
Cyah Hear Yuh - Patrice Roberts
Vibes Team - Preedy
Money - Imran Nerdy
Wet Me Down - Sedale
Vaval - Wildxfire
A Little Jam - Problem Child
Balance Batty - WCK
PAN MOMENTS
This Feelin' Nice - Phase II Pan Groove
TANTY TUNE
(1956) Jean and Dinah - Mighty Sparrow
Curry Tabanca - Mighty Trini
Roti & Dhalpouri - Sugar Aloes
Aye Aye Aye (Carnival Remix) Square One feat Alison Hinds
Body Water - Mini Priest
Coal Pot - Traffik
DNA - Mical Teja
Start De Jouvert - Skinny Banton
Nuff Work (Welcome) - Keke
Wuking Crazy - Skinny Fabulous
Open It - Lyrikal
Single - Problem Child x Imani Ray
De Last Time - Miss Cali
In The Center (BD Did It) - GBM Nutron x Farmer Nappy
Who Ready - Nessa Preppy x Alison Hinds
All Eyes On You - Skinny Fabulous x Travis World x Dan Evens
Happy Papi - Machel Montano x Travis World x Dan Evens
Mind My Business - Patrice Roberts x Travis World x Dan Evens
Play D Mas (Saldenah Plate) - Shal Marshall
NORTHERN PRESCRIPTION
Bless - Moses Revolution feat Shyann Bailey
Soca People - Russ x Shal Marshall
Endless Vibration - Marge Blackman x Nailah Blackman
Soca Global - Erphaan Alves
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