#don't go to war kids

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

The funny thing about the PJO cabin system is that everyone's always all 'oh the twelve' this and 'the twelve' that but that's absolutely not even remotely accurate. To start, right off the bat it's thirteen, not twelve, because they don't count Hades. But not really because before Percy, there were no big three kids, so we're down to ten active cabins already but it's actually eight because Artemis and Hera don't make demigods.

And of those eight, Mr. D is stuck at camp (thus not really making new demigods all that often) and his only two kids don't even sleep in a cabin, they sleep in the Big House with him.

So, pre-Percy, there are seven active cabins at Camp Half-Blood:

Glee club, the Jocks, the Nerds, the Geeks, the Farmers, the 'Sketchy Kids' and the Popular Kids.

Or, in other words, the Apollo, Ares, Athena, Hephaestus, Demeter, Hermes (and the unclaimed kids) and Aphrodite cabins.

What's cool is that you can already see the cabin dynamics in the show. For example, the Athena cabin allies with the Hermes cabin for the numbers. The Hermes kids plus all the unclaimed kids? It's the biggest cabin in the camp by far. It's a battle strategy. Luke and Annabeth's close relationship is just the cherry on top for Annabeth. It'll be really cool to see how the show develops the differences in the cabins during the series.

#pjo tv show #pjo series #if i remember correctly it's the Hermes cabin then Ares and Apollo in terms of numbers. Aphrodite would probably be next. #but the Athena Hephaestus and Demeter cabins were always under twelve kids. #they state exact numbers in one book... and if you don't want spoilers turn back now #but after the war theres only three Hephaestus kids left so like.... the numbers go real fucking low #the entire camp population plummeta #iactually really fucking depressing watching this camp filled with small tiny children knowing that only a very small fraction of themlive

[aaeeart]

(commission info)

Fine. I'll do it myself.

#ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka #ezra bridger #hera syndulla #star wars rebels #star wars #art #fanart #digital art #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #that's it #that's the tag #swr fanart #my art #star wars fanart #sketching #sketch #i am so sad i don't have the time to draw more WHY DO I HAVE TO GO WORK WHEN THE ART--

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[panharmonium]

funniest and most heartwarming thing i rediscovered on my rewatch is when karin roasts sakura about poisoning naruto and then kakashi, who loves all of his kids very much and understands their behavior and isn’t upset with them about their choices but has also been under ABSURD amounts of stress for all of season 10, just bursts out laughing ❤️

#naruto #pan watches naruto #(again) #* #and in that moment karin became his new favorite #god i could say so much about the wind-down from the sasuke confrontation and how much i love it #kakashi's transition between the most horrific experience he's had in years #(where he thought he was going to have to kill one of his own kids) #and his return to the village (where's he's expected to take on the role of hokage at the outset of the fourth great ninja war) #is him walking six children home #one of whom he's carrying on his back #all of whom are laughing and bickering and teasing each other and acting like rowdy middle-schoolers #and there's such a feeling of peace to it #after being trapped in a situation that was so violently contrary to everything kakashi is and everything he wants #this whole experience of walking rambunctious kids home while they laugh and joke and screech at each other is so. life-affirming for him #and i don't choose that word casually: #kakashi tried to kill himself after that confrontation with sasuke. #i forgot about that until we rewatched it last week #'sakura - watch over my body' #he was going to sacrifice himself to take 'madara' out with kamui and stop the fourth war before it even started #but then it didn't work out that way (again) and he didn't die (again) and this whole extended denouement with the kids - #who are so alive; who are so silly; who make him laugh - #is SO significant because taking care of children is what saved him years ago and it's what resurrects him now #being forced to raise a hand against one of his own children almost killed him earlier #but now he's stumbling out the other side and the sun is shining and there's this other gaggle of children under his care #and they're laughing and playing with each other and it's like #it's not over. it's not over yet. #not for him. not for them. #and not for sasuke either. #they're all still alive and there's still hope!

[dirtytransmasc]

^^ screenshot, not actually my post, I could never say such a thing ^^

I don't really get this take, it's not the first time I've seen it, and it's just... I don't even know.

green is the color of war for her house, but it's also just her house's color, and for a girl ripped up from her life as a hightower and made a Targaryen Queen of all things, she started wearing her house colors compared to her color (blue) or the Targaryen colors (red) probably to cling to some sense of normalcy and identity.

not only that, but from a costuming perspective the symbolism is right there, you're just missing it. it's not about war, that one dress had been war, that's why the comment is made. the color is Alicent no longer trying to be a Targaryen, no longer changing herself and ignoring the pain she's in, and instead being her own person despite her position. she starts wearing green instead of red, the two colors being opposites, when she stops trying to pander to her lost friend, stops trying to fit in and be this new person. she took a stand with that dress, she declared 'war' on this false identity and the fruitless effort she had put in to try and smooth the tensions in the family.

after that, the green is showing she remains herself, a Hightower. not a Targaryen.

I love her green, I love how she holds onto that piece of her, she doesn't let anyone take it or change it. she holds true to herself in this one simple way as to wear her house colors.

also how can you deem a character boring just based on the colors they wear... it's just such a boring and outlandish take.

#she wears different shades snd styles with different accents snd accessories #esch one has its own story own meaning #the symbolism in her costuming fsr outweighs that of Rhaenyra's #even if she wears less colors #plus #greens her color. nothing ever looked better on her #just say you don't like to see my girl slay the green better then Rhaenyra did any of her own colors and get on with it #alicent hightower #anti team black #anti team black fans #pro team green #pro Alicent in green and green only #(though I would have killed to see her blue again. don't get me wrong) #its so integral to her character #even if you go with the “signaling war” idea for every dress #her and her kids were a beacon of war because of the Targaryen's sround her donned in red #she was signalling war #the war Rhaenyra brought by abandoning her causing her to give up her red garb and take on her how color #causing her to need to protect her own #causing the divide that festered into war #I may not love the concept as much as the the one I mentioned earlier in the post but it has good standing

[righteousinadversity]

Wei Wuxian really got an arrow shot in between two of his lungs ribs, pulled it out, and then tossed it back and fucking killed the guy who shot him - If that's not fucking terrifying (and more than a little awe-inspiring) I don't know what is.

#wei wuxian #mdzs #back on my wei wuxian simping hours again #which is all hours #though it is honestly intriguing how the guy who shot him is portrayed as young and unskilled and essentially naive- #likely with not the slightest clue as to the real situations surrounding wwx #and didn't see beyond the ruthless picture the jins painted of wwx #probably just wants to be hero or smth like that #listen kids #this is why you don't go to war without enough information #especially not against a man who has a very bloody history considering sunshot campaign #smh #you try to shoot a guy in the heart during a brewing conflict and you expect everything to go well?

[bayofwolves]

ppl on twitter are such haters, you can't even make a post ab zutara without a dozen mfs lined up in your comments going "iT's bEEn tWeNtY yEArS" bro if there's a time limit for shipping things i'm cooked bc my obsession is from a book series that fizzled out and died in 2018

#i honestly don't really get the hate behind zutara given that it makes so much narrative sense #but that's okay some ppl are just determined to go to war over a kids' show i guess #text #atla #spirit animals #spirit animals books #spirit animals series #katara #zuko #abeke #shane #zutara #shaneke

[bambiraptorx]

*puts all my draxums in a room* it's like a support group except they'd make each other worse

(also if it looks like MCMT! Draxum is crouching slightly, it's because he is. I decided that MI! Draxum is shorter than the others by like 2-3 inches and they're all doing their best to ignore the height difference.)

#rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt baron draxum #minor interference au #draxum raises the turtles au #mcmt au #get babied au #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt fanfiction #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #mi!draxum and mcmt!draxum shaking hands over knowing what it's like to deal with four teen war machines #meanwhile gbi!draxum hasn't even started to experience the horrors (kids that don't listen to him) #he starts going on about how it isn't that hard to manage the turtles and they're just like 'get back to us after someone starts a fire'

[worstloki]

people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.

#people are like ''loki stabbed thor at age 8'' like im sorry but thor is older and im pretty sure he would've given loki the knife #Frigga was probably like ohhh you can wage war when your brother is old enough to go with you. can't let you two go alone! #and Thor naturally was like ''ok. i will Arm the Child'' #like for SURE Thor was the kid eating dirt while Loki just sat next to him looking very confused about it #Thor: Father said we are Part of Asgard and need to Eat To Grow and then one day will be Big Enough to Fight ! #he tries to feed Loki the dirt so he'll grow up quicker too but Loki starts crying and now Thor's forgotten about it and trying to calm him #Thor like no no don't cry i'll find us something else to get big with :( #carries him away and gets dirt all over them both because his hands were still dirty #fast forward the bros are sitting on the ground under a table monching on lemon cakes (or whatever) absolutely COVERED in dirt #they have left a dirt trail behind them so their hiding spot won't be effective for long #and also Thor doesn't think voices should get across what is clearly a sturdy table cloth so he's not sure how they were 'discovered' #Frigga: you cannot get dirty and go in the kitchens #Thor: LOKI WAS SAD. AND WE NEED SUSTAINENCE TO GROW MOTHER. WE MUST FEED. #Frigga: -_-'' #(Loki is still munching on a lemon tart. the same one despite the room change because he's eating it slowly while Thor reasons with Frigga) #(half of the words anyone is saying go over his head but he is enjoying the expressions being made)

[butterflysonnets]

here's the thing. after the van scene being what it was, mike has to find out about will's feelings in s5. that's a given, and it's basically confirmed that he'll find out. he's going to discover eleven didn't commission the painting, and he's going to know will loves him. and with strong, long-held feelings like that involved, let me tell you from real life experience... two people cannot just stay friends. being in love and staying friends is too awkward, too painful. things won't be the same as before. they will be changed irreversibly. they will either go their separate ways because of will's one-sided love being too uncomfortable, or feelings will be reciprocated and the relationship will shift into new territory.

if mike and will going their separate ways and ending their friendship is endgame, why bother to show them drifting apart after the byers' move to california, and then spend a whole season building back up their bond stronger than before…? especially doing it in direct contrast to mike's romantic relationship with eleven being shown as fraught with dishonesty, dysfunction, and insecurity, and on the track to deteriorating in the final moments of that same season? why would you rebuild a relationship between mike and will and highlight its importance, only to drive another huge and unscalable wall between them, estranging them again? that just doesn't make sense narratively and it would be senseless writing. you can't do the same thing twice, leave it unresolved the second time, and end a show like that... unless you're going for a really unhappy and hopeless ending which, i can't believe stranger things could really be the show to do that, especially with two of its main and most beloved characters.

#and this doesn't even consider mike's conflict over his relationship with eleven being indicated as having deeper connotations!!!! bitch!! #i'm having thoughts AGAIN this is so sick #like... how else are they going to pull off preserving mike and will's bond at this point if the love is unrequited. i just don't know man #if they make the gay kid have an unrequited love ending in 2024-2025 i swear to god i'm seriously going to sue #i need this damn season to come out so i can get over these stupid psychic cold war queers and finally get some sleep #stranger things #byler #st5 #st5 speculation #byler endgame #eve text

[gxlden-angels]

Doomsday Cult Christians when the Doomsday Cult ideology causes Doomsday anxiety in their kids:

#I talked about it a lil on a different post but then I once again remember how my grandfather told me #that he believes that climate change is a thing that will harm the planet #but christians don't need to worry about it because you'll either die before it kills you and go to heaven #or you'll be protected from it and just live in the climate change ravaged world #watching the people around you suffer from it but magically being okay yourself #and he couldn't understand why that made me feel so much worse #he's also 82 so that could partially be it #and yes this is the same grandfather that made fun of me and our neighbors kid for attempting u know what #doomsday christians are so fucking terrifying #because they don't fear death in the wrong way if that makes sense #like they view this as the practice round of war before the spiritual war aka the rapture #so they feel like if people aren't suffering they aren't fighting and therefore insist on making people suffer #and the more you suffer the better heaven will feel or whatever #it's fuckin wild #even when I was a christian I was terrified of it all #ex christian #religious trauma

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Are they doing what I think they're doing?

Hold on. Hold the fuck on.

Barry can't be fucking serious.

He's talking about pulling a Bart in Flashpoint but with everyone.

For people who aren't familiar with the storyline, Barry didn't have enough energy at the end of Flashpoint to fix everything. He wasn't going to make it and the entire multiverse and timeline would crumble and die.

So the speedforce grabbed Bart and threw him across time and space to gather speedforce energy from other speedsters. Bart gave that energy to Barry and then he turned himself into pure speedforce and sacrificed his life to give Barry enough of a boost to save the day

And right now Barry wants to pull a Flashpoint.... and he doesn't have enough speedforce to do it.... but he thinks they can pull it off... TOGETHER

I hope I'm wrong but it really seems like Barry's plan is to siphon off everyone's speedforce energy so that he can do Flashpoint Part two: Electric Boogaloo

I just... please please figure out a way to use the speedster battery pods and don't actually sacrifice everyone else in a last ditch effort to go back in time

#HEY SO BART DYING LIKE THAT WAS TRAUMATIC FOR ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD BARRY YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING IT AGAIN #I DON'T CARR IF THEY'LL ALL BE FINE WHEN YOU CHANGE THE TIMELINE #DON'T FUCKING DO IT. THEY ALL REMEMBER THE TIMELINES. THEY'LL ALL REMEMBER DYING. #Barry im going to grab a spray bottle full of water if you don't stop #bad barry. no. #dc #dc comics #the flash #barry allen #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #one minute war

[13ag21k]

I'm at season 3 of Star Wars rebels and the amount of people that have adopted Ezra is hilarious. Like Hera saw this boi and immediately asks Kanan to take him as his apprentice, Rex sees him and immediately decides that he is his little cadet and is responsible for his training and don't get me started on Maul, he sees Ezra for a few seconds and calls him "apprentice"

#i love this show so fucking much #Kanan and Ezra's relationship is messy and full of ups and downs #literally all the side characters are loveable #Hera and Sabine kick ass #Kanan is trying his best to raise his kid #he literally reminds me of kenobi #someone inexperienced who turned from knights immediately to masters and are insecure and unsure of their capabilities #Ezra and Anakin are little shits who don't follow orders get great improvised plans and challange their masters all the damn time #they behave like kids say hurtful things to their masters but when it hurts them they immediately take their words back #also Zeb has a whole enemy to lovers arc going on with Kalus and oh boi i cackled #i ship it your honor #star wars rebels #ghost crew #star wars #ezra bridger #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #sabine wren #zeb orrelios #rebel kallus #darth maul

[starscreaming666]

WHEN TRANSFORMERS ONE RELEASES IN THEATRES THE AUTISM WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE CONTAINED. EXPLODES

#OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDFDFDDDDDSDDSSD #DUDEEEEEEEE IT LOOKS SO. #ITS #For once in my life I can't be a hater I really do have to take on the visage of a nostalgia brained lover of big robot #GOD CYBERTRON LOOKS SO GOOD #If I don't see some aspects of Cybertronian culture and daily life in here I'm gonna lose it #Like what do people DO how do jobs work where do people go for fun for work where do they hang out #I REQUIRE #FEED ME #transformers one #OH ALSO was that Airachnid??????? Hi??????? Was the spider????? When??????? #Also were some of the faceless dudes in there inspired by transformers prime's vehicons??? I was watching in low res I need help on this #ALSO the rendering REALLY reminds me of war for Cybertron which is sick as hell #I played a ton of it with my brother when we were kids so it's. I'm nostalgic :) #I love robots somebody dissect the trailer for me so I can explode over it

[engagemythrusters]

1000% true reason Ezra's hair got short for s3 is bc Chopper Base is a warmer climate than Lothal and Ezra's got that nice thick hair yknow so time to give himself an edgy teen undercut (or whatever emo vibe he's going for that reduces hair on his head) to get his scalp to breathe. and so he has sabine come do it. but sabine is a perfectionist and, more importnatly, an older sibling. so she messes up once and goes "fuck" and then shaves him bald and tells him to come back in 6 months to try again

#its true sabine told me herself #... tho i do suppose... if. #IF. #if you want the angsty route. #perhaps ezra had a little padawan braid tucked in his nice full head of hair. and perhaps. #perhaps one day when kanan has withdrawn inside himself--cutting himself off from the force and his family and his padawan. his KID. #perhaps when the sith holocron has gotten its wrap around ezra. #perhaps that day he gets so ANGRY. he takes his saber to his braid. #and he regrets it instantly. #guilt gets him so hard and so fast that he impulsively pcks up the cut and continues #and his head is all shaggy and he just sits in his room and cant bear to THINK about hmslf. much less look at what he has just done w hmslf #so he slides into sabines room in the middle of the night. and neither of them say anything. but she evens out his hair and lets him go #and the next morning nobody breathes a word to him about it. #and nobody knows what to say to kanan. so they just... don't. #ANYWAY YEA #okay bye #ezra bridger #sabine wren #star wars: rebels #jokeposting xoxo #or am i....

[spockesque]

#i literally feel like i don't even deserve to look at his face like i am a sack of worthless shite compared to this #hyunjin i will do the cooking and the cleaning by hand on my hands and knees #also can someone tell me where the nearest volcano is so i can book a flight on a faulty boeing so when the door rips off i can #jump out the plane and land directly in the lava so i can be boiled alive #in 2000 the year i was born the universe decided to make me horrendously ugly so that all my beauty genes were sacrificed #and this guy got all of them #this is literally a face that men would go to war for #skz #I FEEL SOOOOO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT THIS I PROMISE IM NOT DERANGED #stray kids #hyunjin